#snapchat kills relationships

[k1mbe3rly]

Hii, I was wondering if you could do a yandere se-mi headcannons/story?💕🫶

real.

Yandere Se-mi headcannons

warnings: kills, NSFW, ⚠️WLW STRAP⚠️

Yandere! Se-mi who will obsess over you and constantly stalking you and watching your every move, and will go to great lengths to keep you to herself.

Yandere! Se-mi who slowly becomes extremely possessive and jealous, lashing out at anyone who she perceives as a threat to yalls relationship

Yandere! Se-mi who will try to control every aspect of the your life, from who you talk to, to what you do and where you go.

Yandere! Se-mi who does emotional manipulation to control you and what you’re interested in, using techniques like guilt-tripping and gaslighting to make things go her way.

Yandere! Se-mi who becomes violent if she feels like you’re trying to break away from her or if she feels like she is losing control of the relationship.

“Why haven’t you came over in 2 days? what the hell is going on huh?! fucking cheating on me you slut?!”

Than proceeds to fuck you harshly while her hands are wrapped around your throat, tightening and softening her hands around it.

Yandere! Se-mi who buys many airtags and places it in your purse, and car., she also buys small cameras and places them around your house when your fucked out on the bed and can’t even move after she fucked you

Yandere! Se-mi who follows you thru malls, grocery stores and even when your with your friends, she also makes sure when you tell her your with your family that your actually with your family

Yandere! Se-mi who forces you to give you all her passwords to anywhere you can communicate with other people snapchat, instagram, facebook, messenger, and twitter

“Who the fuck is ‘Jun hee’ talking about her baby daddy isn’t myung gi?”

Yandere! Se-mi who records you getting fucked by her strap and moaning and crying for her as she pinches and pulls your nipples a bit than proceeds to send it to anyone who flirts with you

Yandere! Se-mi who drags you to a public bathroom only for you to get yelled out and fingered roughly

“Why is your ‘Childhood friend’ looking at you like that hm? the second we get home i want you to block them okay baby? Your mine. Cum on my fingers baby, Do what i say..”

Yandere! Se-mi who notices one boy who keeps texting you and even visited your job after she got a notification from your account with him texting you

“I’m glad I got to see you, wanna do that again some time?”

Yandere! Se-mi who know believes you cheated on her, so not only she goes and finds the guy and kills him brutually but goes to you with bloody hands and fingers you with his blood on her hands

Yandere! Se-mi who is fucking with you with the strap roughly as tears filled your eyes moaning loudly, she’s gripping on your hips hard enough to leave a bruise as she said soemthing that immediately turned you off

“Fuck! you know you kinda sound like that one boy i murdered for you” she said smirking as she wanted to see your reaction

Yandere! Se-mi who notices you stopped moaning and stared at her in fear as she kept thrusting into you, eventually she stopped

“What did you say..?” you spoke to her, “Nothing baby you just look so sexy right now..” she whispered to you, “No i heard what you said..what do you mean? did you actually kill someone Se-mi?!” you yelled out, “He was stealing what’s mine.”

Yandere! Se-mi who watches you cry in fear as she threatens that if you ever leave she’ll kill you too but deep down she won’t cause she just loves you so much

Yandere! Se-mi who has to strangle you down after you tried running for the front door

“Are you serious? your being so ungrateful! fucking went out of my way and murdered that stupid slut for you! and this is how you reward me?”

Yandere! Se-mi who ties you up teases you until you can’t take it

“Tell me you’ll stay with me. Tell me you won’t leave me and i’ll let you cum and even untie you”

“I’ll stay you! i promise! Just please i can’t take it anymore! I’ll be with you forever!” you cried out sobbing as she smirks, that night you had the biggest orgasm and find yourself crying silently on the bed as she cuddles you

[omgwhatchloe]

MODERN AU RDR2 CHARACTERS GETTING BROKEN UP WITH:

arthur

-he is always expecting something serious with his relationships no matter his age so he is DEVASTATED

-spirals into thinking hes completely unloveable and just hates himself

-makes up a million reasons why it was all his fault

-will not date again.

sean

-immediately looks for a rebound

-just gets annoyed at the situation until he finds some other girl to talk too

-until lenny and him temporarily broke up.

-he was absolutely broken, he locked himself in his room, drained his bank account on uber eats, gained 20 pounds, dyed his hair, shaved it off, and pretended on social media that he killed himself (his da called everyone in the gang crying and yelling at them to check if he was alive)

john

-very likely he had no idea the person who broke up with him actually saw them as being together together because he did not (bastard)

-only disappointed for a minute before going to the club

-ofc when abigail left him he did a similar thing to arthur, except started to rent the house she’d been wanting and get an actual job

-begged to see jack and abigail kept telling him it wasnt her that wouldn’t let jack see him, it was jack not wanting to go

mary-beth

-absolutely heartbroken over every SCUMBAG she falls in love with (they all cheat on her)

-lives on the bathroom floor crying until someone comes to get her

-cheers up when karen says she’ll burn his house down

-opens snapchat and obsesses over another boy on her quick add

lenny

-tries to force himself to move on by pretending he was never with anyone in the first place

-secretly stalks their social media because he cannot get over them

-fights with himself not to go back to them at the same time as doubting ever reason he left them

-only left sean because of drunk arthur convincing him too

karen

-immediately starts making posts to make them jealous, pretending shes on dates and living her best life

-finds their stuff and BURNS IT in their garden

-immediately goes on a bender to try convince herself life is better single

-will get absolutely furious over their new partners despite being ‘over it’ in a week

molly

-becomes a stalker.

-goes almost delusional in a mix of convincing herself shes worthless to she deserves everything and they should die

-making sure they havent found anyone else by following them around (cue restraining order)

-gets drunk and completely fucks up her hair

charles

-absolutely no crazy business, he just becomes very depressed

-reinforces his entire idea of the fact he was made to be alone

-never ever wants to date anyone again

-well no crazy business until he gets drunk and starts messaging them desperate to know what he did wrong

micah

-kidnaps them.

-back to jail he goes

abigail

-a complete mix of being furious and being respectful

-one minute she “understands” the next shes trying to get them fired

-shes pretty mature in the end and forces herself to move on

-cries while deleting pictures of them together

javier

-the messiest, bitchiest ex you could ever have

-spills all their secrets on his snapchat story then promptly throws up when they do the same

-announces the breakup by scribbling their faces out on pictures and re-posting them

-calls them names to every single gang member

-dms them on several different accounts calling them a traitorous cunt (he cheated 3 times)

[soaps-mohawk]

SLAY OKAY -Grew up in a posh family in London. They weren't, like, RICH rich, but both of his parents had nice jobs and liked the fancier things. They ate dinner at the table and all liked each other type beat. -Did good in school and wasn't a bully or anything, but he WAS a little shit. He was def the ring leader of the pranksters. -Had a month long emo phase and has tried to scrub all of the evidence from the internet. It was probably to impress an actual alternative kid at school he had a crush on. DEFINITELY has snapchat memories come up with pictures from the phase that make him throw his phone. -Doesn't need a father figure, so the whole "Price is Gaz's father figure" thing is for Price. That old man needs a son, and Gaz just goes with it lmfao

I 100% agree with all of this. He does give like posh family vibes. That's partially where the seaside cottage thing came from in CRCB 😂 he was definitely a little shit and we see that in the games too.

The emo phase is killing me because same except mine was the opposite I tried so hard to be preppy 😂 it didn't work so I went back to being a loser

100% does it for Price. Has a really good relationship with his parents but definitely lets Price call him "son"

[scarlettoceaneyes]

Hey! Yes, so Jacob would be in the pack and the reader part of the Cullen Fam. I was thinking they were nervous about telling each other's family about the other, bc they're meant to be sworn enemies. But they tell both families anyway and it all ends up happy and fluffy? Some angst would be awesome if you don't mind writing that. Maybe the families each need some time to accept/come to terms with it. I hope that makes sense.

-Don’t feel like I did a great job here. Been feeling rough but hope you enjoy it!-

Persuasion- Jacob x Reader

You are sitting in your room currently “grounded”- sucks being perpetually 17. A vampire is grounded in another house of vamps, which seems a little crazy considering you could jump out the window and live somewhere else if you want. Turns out Esme was an extremely distant family member of yours, so the Cullen’s felt like home and it felt like you had some form of a parental relationship. You kinda wish you had that sibling relationship as well, especially the kind where they would cover for you while you snuck out. Anyways, the reason you were Rapunzel in your guarded tower was due to the fact that a werewolf shifter imprinted on you last week. Imprinting was still something your family was trying to understand considering the mate bond felt differently for them. Not that they disregarded the whole process or thought less of it, they simply didn’t think it was possible between a full vampire and wolf considering the sworn enemy part. The pain you felt in your chest being kept from him was something new and disturbing to you, so you were pretty sure Jacob didn’t want to just kill a leech but meant it. You know your feelings were true even if the speed it has all happened was a little alarming. Edward, luckily, read Jacob’s mind learning more about imprinting, but they saw you were fine and not writhing in pain as if Jane was using her gift on you, so they thought being apart and just texting or calling was fine for a while. Esme was the most loving person you had ever met, but she kept you locked away for your “safety” out of love. Considering this all happened like two days ago, you were still coming to terms with it yourself anyways, that is until something was off- like scary off.

You didn’t need to breathe as a vampire, but you caught yourself actively doing it. Without warning your phone starts dinging. Grounded or not, you work and pay for that phone so it is yours. Under a pen name you draw and paint for commissions. The money isn’t much, but the value of earning a little cash for yourself is worth the process alone. Jasper and Alice set it all up through a lawyer who gave you a “legal ID” in case anyone wanted or needed to see it. On Snapchat, you see videos from the pack bonfire with Quil and Jared doing a dance-off terribly badly, but still entertaining. Then, a selfie of Jacob came up, which only made your heart hurt worse. Before you could think to ask Carlisle about your sudden need for air, you were distracted by Jacob facetiming to check on you. He was looking sick himself. You could tell by his lack of a smile on his selfies and the way the color was drained on his face more than the last couple of days. You were starting to feel odd as well, not like a vampire. 

Jacob told you the pack was willing to meet you, although Paul wasn’t too happy about that. Since you were not human, the pack didn’t think the imprint was real, and neither did your family. You were feeling something though. The pain was real and you believed in the imprint by how your world changed the moment you two met at the home improvement store. Esme needed more materials for a house she was renovating, plus she thought you needed out of the house. Being the youngest of the group, technology and video games were how you spent your time. You and Emmett spend so much time playing that Esme and Carlisle are trying to get you to try new hobbies. Renovating homes was not your thing, but shopping was. Outside of the fun with Alice, shopping was not a hobby in terms of productivity per your coven. However, the home improvement store brought you Jacob. You were able to sneak with him on a couple of dates, but eventually, everyone found out and that is how you ended up locked in this room until you come to your senses. Like that would ever happen. It was times like these you wished you chould still veg out on the couch with snacks and Netflix. As you hung up the phone with Jacob, you made your way down the stairs to ask your family to meet him.

Stepping from the last step you fall on your knees. It took a second for your family to pick their jaws up off the floor. Vampires aren’t normally clumsy. Edward reiterated your pain to the doctor, while Jasper filled everyone in on the emotional connection the bond was caused to grow. At this point your family listens to your plea to meet with the wolf pack to prove the bond. Sensing your lack of ability to help coordinate, Edward grabbed your phone to call Jacob for Sam to set up the meeting as soon as possible. No one was sure how the bond would affect you further, nor were they willing to risk it. 

Within 20 minutes both parties were on the treaty line. Jacob and you were given permission to cross the border to be together as an experiment on healing. Paul, throwing out insults, captured the attention of Emmett. Before Emmett could attack him, you were able to stand again. Visibly showing signs of healing to his touch and closeness, along with proof of your strength coming back, your family believed this. Thankfully, on the way over in wolf form the pack saw the moment Jacob imprinted on you. Paul wasn’t too happy, but eventually tried your sugar cookie recipe which swayed his opinion a few points. He did recruit you for his team every time the pack played soccer or group video games. You were close with the pack, but for the sake reassuring the imprints safety around a vampire, you did take your time coming over to ease into it. Overall the vampires and wolves were not best friends, but tolerated each other. Your family had to listen to Jacob snoring beside you several nights of the week, which Rosalie loved harassing you about. As you ran your hands through Jacob’s hair looking at him sleep, you smiled and whispered you loved him as you turned back to your book. Times like these were your favorite next to Esme and you using the kitchen finally to try new recipes for your always eager imprint. 

[rat-rosemary]

since we're clearing up thing can you explain to me why its appropriate for a grown man to create multiple channels with which to communicate privately with his underage audience? (text line, snapchat)

maybe you can clear up why he decided to engage at night when no one is online in emote only mode so he cant be corrected on the things he got wrong?

maybe you can explain why in every single apology about anything this man has ever done (including the kkk edit and racism and misogyny both on and off the dsmp) includes him painting himself as a poor victim who the internet is just being mean to while down playing each awful thing hes done.

or you could explain why these things follow him when literally every other content creator on twitch or youtube doesnt have a problem with callouts like this. theyve all had controversy but none have had the consistent callouts of damaging behavior (well except for xqc and mizkif, great company dream keeps right? a racist and a guy who covers up sa). if it stinks wherever you walk you're probably shitting right?

you have so become enamored with the idea of this man that you refuse to use common sense when dealing with a white cisgendered male content creator. you are part of the disease that allows all of them to get away with the evil shit they do. are you happy being part of the problem? as long as you get your cute little stuffies of ur fave stweamer right? grow up and see each of these content creators for what they are: ebeggars selling their personalities, and your buying into it like a fuckin sucker.

Hi anon. Could you tell me how is it appropriate that Philza has a discord server where he has direct access to minors? Or how he played with people less then half his age on multiple servers and admitted to talking to and fostering relationships with them in private?

This is of course. A strawman argument, and one that has literally been made before. That's why attached to truth they're is a video of every single photo he ever posted of himself ever.

(On a side note, I do not think Phil is a creep or has had inappropriate conversations or behaviors towards minors. I am making a point by parodying anon's words.)

Look I don't want to answer this because you are not here to try and actually talk to me, you're here to pick a fight, and that will lead me nowhere, but I kinda have to.

First of all, at its core very little about this situation is about us. Twitch chat didn't need to correct Dream, because we don't know shit. The people who could interrupt the stream to talk to him have the ability to directly contact him outside of twitch.

Why did he make the stream at 3 am? Fuck if I know. He always streams at that time, but I am not God. Streaming at a time that would make it easier for people in the americas to watch would do nothing but impact the number of people watching, not turn this stream into something else. If he wanted people to not watch it or fact-check him he wouldn't have saved the vod.

No one even knows if the fucking edit is real. Dream has apologized 1000 times for that fuckibg thing, and even then, the guy I'm watching is not the 15 year old that would have made that edit. When has Dream been racist since he made his damn channel? Did you go to every single Celbit fan before fought back againt his abuser and tell them that they were horrible people for watching a guy who had clearly changed?

Sorry. I'm getting overly upset over this.

I cannot comment on misogyny that doesn't exist. Could you show me a real clip? Because my point here is to talk about shit that really happened, I can't go into fantasy land with you

Fucking. What call out are you talking about? The false claims of pedophilia? Because lemme tell ya, that shit sticks to every creator it's made against. Even with the ones who quickly shut it down with legal action, like Bad. But most of them don't fucking survive it, they do what is the point of these smear campaigns and kill themselves.

Fuck, even people who didn't have smear campaigns, just the physical constant swatting, like Qt, get marked by it forever. Fucking Jack is going to be known as a cheater forever. That's how this shit works.

I fucking hate this. Having an interest in something is not goddam evil. Your words apply to Tubbo and Tommy fans as much as they apply to me and it's not fucking fair. Neither of us are the damn devil for caring for something. Specially not for trying to stop fighting and clear up the conversation.

I shouldn't have answered this ask at all, but I felt I needed to so here. Fuck you too

[rvllybllply2014]

Back again with another modern au. But this time make it politics. Everyone say thanks US politics.

Willem and Amos are running for a senate seat, they each support different parties and hate each other with a burning passion. Amos is tired of Willem’s policies to just blindly support anything that Rhaenyra proposes. Amos thinks some of the laws that Aegon proposes are good so of course he has to run against Willem.

Everyone expects Davos to be the wild party boy right? Well he’s not in this au, he’s the one who’s never been in trouble always does what his uncle says no questions asked. His uncle is a senator after all he can’t cause a scandal nor does he want to be disowned.

That is until he meets Aeron Bracken, bad boy wild child nephew of Amos Bracken. Aeron was largely ignored by his uncle during his childhood and young adult life. It’s not that Amos doesn’t love Aeron it’s just he was too busy complaining about Willem to notice Aerons nighttime activities. Plus whenever Aeron got in trouble it wasn’t going to affect Amos’s life at least until he decided to run.

Now Amos is constantly paying off people to keep an eye on Aeron and to make sure he stays out of trouble. It’s working until one day they see Aeron in a mini skirt and crop top at a club, and he’s spotted making out with Willems nephew. Aerons handlers take a picture and then pull him away from Davos telling them both that they need to stay away from each other. Davos promises them that he’ll stay away.

Davos usually keeps his word and he planned on it, if Aeron hadn’t sent him a Snapchat picture of his hard throbbing, dick saying that it was all for him and they should pick up where they left off. Davos sends a message back saying oh you were thinking of me big boy? Well prove it here’s my number. It’s how both Aeron and Davos get addicted to having phone sex with each other. It’s also how Amos knows something is up with Aeron because Aeron was kind of a slut sleeping with anything that moved and had a heartbeat.

Meanwhile Willem knows something is up with his nephew, because the people that he had spying on Davos are now telling him that Davos is having whispered late night conversations behind his locked door. They also tell Willem that they think they heard Davos moaning Aerons name at some point. Willem is about ready to kill Davos until he realizes that he can use Davos’s relationship against Amos.

He tells Davos that he needs to dig up dirt on his rival Amos. Davos says he will, but he actually just uses it as excuses to see Aeron and to warn him about Willems plan. Aeron warns his uncle, who also tries to pressure him into spying on Willem through Davos. Aeron pretends to but says that Davos won’t tell him anything about the campaign. Both their uncles tell them to keep it up the other will eventually crack.

The election happens and both of them lose. They were so caught up on each other that they forgot someone from house Tully was also running. Which was honestly a good thing for Davos and Aeron they were finally able to go public months after dating each other. The river landers breathed a sigh of relief, a Blackwood and Bracken actually dating/in love with the other? Unheard of, but now that they were public they fought a lot, it was their version of foreplay but nobody else knew that.

[taylortruther]

like the part where the author says the archer is queer because what “hundred thrown out letters” is Taylor writing if not a coming out letter (she basically implies it’s a coming out letter)

And it’s like, if you listen or read Taylor’s interviews we know the hundred letters are all the essays she wrote but didn’t release when she was going through 2016 and the whole Snapchat thing. She told us this!!

RIGHT THAT PART WAS FRUSTRATING.

why was she keeping secrets in cruel summer? -> she didn't want the world to know about her relationship with joe, because the media would destroy it and neither wanted the attention

what are the 100 thrown out speeches in the archer? -> the "thinkpieces" she once said she could release about her cancellation but didn't, but also the weapons she was begging for help to put down (her self-sabotaging, words shooting to kill, not knowing how to deal with conflict, and so on which she has referenced throughout lover, folkmore, and midnights)

what does "let it go" signal in daylight? -> maybe the pain, anxiety, fear that she was allowing to drive her life and ruin her self-esteem, her relationships (with others and herself), and kept her from living life on her own terms, which is one of the most common human experiences in the world regardless of one's sexuality? which is stated explicitly throughout the album and the prologue (actually all of her album's prologues!)

like if we're gonna analyze them with a queer lens, let's do it, i actually love it. but leaving out her fame and celebrity and self-loathing means leaving out a huge part of her work.

[jcs-singular-slut-strand]

sleepover weekend from me!!

-> would you rather go to a party with jin guangshan or do coke in a gas station bathroom with wen ruohan/joke (i missed this joke tbh i had to make it)

-> yunmeng jiang sect headcannons! c'mon heap them on me. thoughts on them making, dyeing and exporting silk? i love worldbuilding.

-> choose between chengxuan and chengsu! reasons if you wanna give?

-> tell me three good things that happened to you or around you since the start of may, and also tell me about any random ass thing that irritates so, so much.

-> rec me anything honestly, i'll take it. i know you've got tolkein stuff on your alt, but if have to start lotr/similliarion (did i get that correctly), where do i start?

-> tell me about your first crush (no pressure at all, feel free to skip this)

I would do coke with Wen Rouhan in the bathrooms at Annandale Waters Service Station. They have clean bathrooms and a Burger King, I feel as if Wen Rouhan would enjoy a Whopper

YMJ headcanons

Yunmeng Jiang has the strongest trade relations with Meishan Yu out of the four greatest sects for obvious reasons.

The people of Yunmeng 100% have songs about the amazing Sandu Shengshou, which the Jiang disciples would obviously then sing just to piss Jiang Cheng off (they taught them to Jin Ling when he was merging from babbling toddler to chatty 5 year old).

All new disciples (and the older ones if they're acting in a way Jiang Cheng deems irresponsible and hazardous) are required to sit a Water and Boat Saftey Course. There's a written and a practical at the end, obvs. If you fail well then tough shit, you're resitting the course along with the disciples who have been reckless. This headcanon is inspired by my 90 year old grandpa who has sat the British speeding awareness course 2-3 times

Chengxuan vs Chengsu is actually really hard. However, Chengsu is more realistic I feel, especially during the time skip and after it. I love childhood best friends AU for Chengxuan and also all that Sunshot Campaign Chengxuan and modern AU's. But Chengsu takes the win; a high profile affair, raising a child who isn't yours with someone who isn't your husband, saltiness and self pity over the people you love choosing a Lan over you. Incredible.

On Sunday, my dad felt bad about forcing me to help him put up 2 coat racks, so he bought me jolibee and bubble tea

I went to Jolibee again yesterday

I had pepsi max for breakfast this morning

There are many, many things that truly piss me off but I can't be bothered going into detail right now so to keep things plain and simple, im gonna stick to something that's pissed me off today. Snapchat has this filter where you and a friend put in a photo of yourself and then it uses AI to generate what your child looks like. Me and my best friend, one of my favourite people ever, make ugly children. And I hate that. Why was that little girl so fucking ugly what was the reason snapchat???

I'm not sure what you mean so I'm just gonna link some of my fave fanfiction but also explain how I feel is the best way to get into the Tolkien fandom

Inexplicably around each other by adasinon = I just think this is sweet. Zhancheng nation ig

The Bounty of Our Days by remiges = Yu Ziyuan x Zhao Zhuliu, God I love them. It's like a character study and a backstory, I think it's really nice and fleshes out the characters

Sappy song on the old radio by Morethancupcake = oh my lord. Chengxian, modern au, childhood something. Past wangxian, past jiang cheng x literally anyone that is remotely bad for him. Couples therapy except Jiang Cheng didn't want to be there and they're not a couple anymore/yet, angst, coming back to each other later in life. I've only read this once but it's just that memorable.

Love you to death by KayllanBreak = Jiang Cheng kills Yu Ziyuan but no one can work out why (police inspector song lan). Wei Wuxian and Jiang cheng rocky relationship, Jin Ling idolising Jiang Cheng (naturally), Jiang Yanli lying her ass off for him, Jin Zixuan being his lawyer. Jiang Fengmian bashing 💗💗💗💗. Lan wangji is barely in this but when he is he's an utter arsehole.

Keep making trouble (till you find what you love) by Silveryogus = I FUCKING LOCE THIS FIC!!!! CHENGXUAN!!! Modern AU road trip to Lanling after the Xuanyu cave. Jin Zixuan has a talent for shoplifting (Jiang Cheng sent him to get clothes and he came back with too small trousers, yellow shirts, and sunglasses). Oh yeah and Jin Zixuan gets shot in a corner shop. Fellas is it gay to get into a high speed police chase whilst the guy you're semi unwillingly travelling with leans out the window and tries to shoot out the police's tires? Especially when said guy mentions smoking once and you spend some of the limited money you have on cigarettes??? Apparently I've visited this 70 times

Stray Dogs Parable by natcat5 = Post burning of Lotus Pier, no golden core debacle, jiang cheng recognising that his parents leadership strategies won't work in his situation/are just plain ineffective, proving his worth as a Sect Leader and earning the loyalty of his incredibly small number of disciples (the ones who survived), also Jiang Cheng sucks poison out of someone's ankle

Anyways, if you're getting into the Tolkien fandom I would recommend watching the hobbit films first, even though they're not entirely book accurate it's still a good way to get a feel of the story and work out if it's something you'd like. Then I would read the book. Same process for Lord of the rings. The silmarillion... God i actually can't say anything, you've just gotta re read the first 3-4 chapters a couple of times and then you should be fine...

My first crush is a dickhead who has progressively gotten worse and worse looking as time has gone on. I genuinely have no idea what I ever saw in him except for the fact that he laughed at my jokes and used to give me the answers in class. It was very embarrassing for all parties involved, I feel 😭

[stephaniebrownslover]

★彡[! General Nina The Killer Headcanons!]彡★

Warning: This Is so crappy and I don't like it. So it would be better if you just skip this post.

: ̗̀➛Nina really likes to eat ice cream, she likes it so much that even in a snowy weather in the middle of winter, she can open a crappy romantic comedy movie and eat ice cream.

: ̗̀➛The reason Nina dresses like a scene kid is because this style was a trend when she was a little girl. Even when she saw this style for the first time, she was literally fascinated. When she encountered people dressed in this style, she was truly amazed. She decided that she wanted to dress like this and started at about the age of ten. She became one of the people who proved that this style of clothing is not just an phase.

: ̗̀➛She is very careful about her knife, she cleans it often. She hates having blood on it, and that's her first priority until she cleans it up.

: ̗̀➛Nina, contrary to popular belief, is no longer an obsessive fangirl. She survived this period with the help of her friends and Ann.

: ̗̀➛She regrets her past, but that doesn't mean she hates Jeff to death either. She thinks most of the fault is hers and she doesn't like Jeff. She just doesn't want to be around him. But just because her friends Clockwork or Toby hang out with Jeff, she doesn't say anything to them.

: ̗̀➛She has a ton of lip products with different flavors. She prefers what tastes good rather than what looks good, for no reason.

: ̗̀➛Her musical taste is a little mixed. Unlike her close friends, she doesn't listen to rock or metal much, if she gets suggestions, she listens that song for 1-2 times, but usually forgets afterwards. She listens more hyperpop, electronic pop, dance pop, bubblegum pop, nightcore and a little indie pop/rock. Britney Spears, Katy Perry and Kesha are among the artists she listens to.

: ̗̀➛Although this is a difficult thing for her, she visits her brother Chris's grave every month. He is the person she regrets the most when she killed her family, and she can hardly hold her tears the time she visits his grave. Of course, she doesn't always manage to do this.

: ̗̀➛She also tells Chris what she did when she visits his grave, how her day was going, and a ton more things she would have told him if he were still alive. Although she doesn't get answers, she doesn't care about it, Chris is her little brother, and Nina failed to protect him. That's why there's nothing she can do but stand the consequences.

: ̗̀➛Nina's not a very meticulous person, but she's not a dowdy either. It's between the two of them, but there are some stuff that she's sensitive to. For example, her knife, her room, her clothes.

: ̗̀➛She's aware of popular culture because she spends a lot of time on the phone. She even has a Snapchat account that she uses constantly to send photos to others, she tried to get everyone she loves to download this application.

: ̗̀➛She has a pretty good relationship with Jane, when she has a difficult situation, Jane treats her like a protective mother. She considers Jane a really valuable friend and would never want to lose her. If Jeff vs. Jane happens, she would take Jane's side in this argument.

: ̗̀➛As a child, she was really good at gymnastics, even got medals in small competitions. Thanks to this, she has a very flexible body right now.

: ̗̀➛She thinks Toby and Clockwork are very cute together, so whenever they argue, she tries to make things right between them.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't like Slenderman because of what he did to the others. Especially since she personally saw what a bad time Toby is going through, she hates his methods and keeps her distance.

: ̗̀➛When she was a little kid, she was bullied a lot because of her style. That's why she has no tolerance for things like bullying in any way, and she needs to control herself, even though she doesn't kill anyone anymore unless she has to.

: ̗̀➛She loves animals very much. Cats, dogs, snakes, rabbits and more, doesn't matter. But if she had to choose one, her favorite would be wolves.

: ̗̀➛Since listening to a song is like breathing for her, she constantly carries spare headphones with her. She takes it everywhere she goes because there is no life for her without music.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't like camping very much because there are a lot more annoying bugs than she would like.

: ̗̀➛She has a tattoo on her waist. This is a butterfly tattoo. She made someone do it while she was very drunk, and she definitely can't decide if she regrets it or not. But from what she has heard, the tattoo removal process is very painful, and she's afraid of it.

: ̗̀➛When she lands in the city, she wears a surgical mask on her face. Although the cuts on her face have healed, the scars still remain and she does not want anyone to recognize her with the mistake of the past.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't drink much, but one time she got really drunk and completely forgot about that day.

: ̗̀➛She really likes to celebrate New Year's Eve. She loves that the environment is colorful and that people pretend to care about each other, even if it's just for a day. Oh, and also cookies. Lots of cookies. Cute, decorated cookies.

: ̗̀➛She likes to eat strawberry lollipops and chew strawberry gum. In general, her favorite flavor is strawberry.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't really believe in a religion, she's more at the questioning stage. But she wouldn't deny the evidence if it will ever shown.

: ̗̀➛If she still had a normal life, she would want to become a singer instead of going to university and joining academia. There are even some lyrics that she has written before, but no one can see them.

: ̗̀➛When it snows, she gets excited just like a little child. She's definitely the kind of person who would take snow in and ruin the house for the sake of throwing it at someone.

: ̗̀➛She absolutely sucks at cooking because she changes the recipes according to her head. But she makes some desserts very well. Especially the fruity ones.

: ̗̀➛The clothes she wears in winter also stand out very much because they are very colorful. That's why when they have a snowball fight, she usually gets pretty wet.

: ̗̀➛She can't play much of a musical instrument. She can only play a few guitar songs. However, she has a voice that is considered quite good, despite the fact that she has not received an education. For a non-expert, she can hit high-pitched notes easily.

: ̗̀➛She is neither very successful nor very bad at drawing. She just has a slightly different, even interesting style. There are a lot of characters she created, and she remembers the name of each of them.

: ̗̀➛She can ride a motorcycle, she learned it from Clockwork. Sometimes they go on long motorcycle trips.

: ̗̀➛She learned to skate by falling a lot when she was a little girl, and even though she took a long break, she never forgot. She can do both ice skating and normal skating. Even if she feels confident enough, she can make cool movements in normal skating.

: ̗̀➛She misses her family, she misses them very much. She wants them back, but she knows she can't do it. That's why the only thing she can do is to take the bouquet of black roses she chooses to their graves every month and apologize to them.

: ̗̀➛She has a lot of posters and stickers in her room about everything she loves. Her walls are covered with these and photos she took with friends.

: ̗̀➛Because her phone is old, she has a few photos of herself before all these events. For this exact reason, she refuses to replace her phone and only increases the storage space with an external booster.

: ̗̀➛Nina is not stupid. Just because she's an average student in her classes does not mean she's stupid. People usually see her as very careless, but she's definitely not that kind of person. Her intelligence level is higher than average.

: ̗̀➛She acts like a complete big sister figure to Sally. Although she is more of an older sister who says yes to everything Sally wants because she does not want to offend her. But she is aware of where she should say no.

: ̗̀➛Because she had unlimited internet access when she was little, she was exposed to many traumatizing things, and these began to normalize for her. That's the number one reason why she has such feelings for Jeff.

: ̗̀➛She also likes Heather Musical.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't swear a lot despite her friends.

"Aww, look! A puppy!"

"Nah, I'm too cool for that."

"You're doing amazing sweetie!"

"Ew, what's that smell?"

"Yeah, let's kick their fancy ass!"

"Oh my god, you're such a dumb dumb. How did you even survive without me?"

"I want to join too!"

"I'm famous baby."

"I'm so sorry for everything, Chris. For not being a better sister, for not protecting you, for... stealing your life."

"Hey mom, dad. Did you miss me? Because I missed you guys a lot."

"I'm gonna kill that bastard!"

[onkort]

12/04/24 (9pm)

today i did a lot of reflecting. i’m finally coming to terms with it’s okay to receive a label. that doesn’t mean i am my label. and getting the help i need is okay.

i looked back at points of my recent relationship and thought about the reason as to why i did some things & why i acted the way i did sometimes. i spoke with my therapist and was brutally honest with myself & her for how things are looking right now. i told her i wished i had gotten help a lot sooner then i went & that i wasn’t so stubborn. due to the nature of my mindset right now, our next meeting wasn’t optional. she made yet another appointment with me until the psychiatrist & my future treatment team are fully on board with my case. some of the things she had said to me really came off like a very much needed sign. for example she recommended me the crest program right in the area i live & i expressed to her why that probably wasn’t the most amazing idea. i told her who i was looking into & even though she doesn’t know im a universe kind of girly she said to me

“if you are going to take any sign to get help, let it be the fact i’m looking at the same place you’re looking at”

while looking back at my recent relationship, i realized how lucky i was to once be loved. i realized how beautiful little things in life are. the small moments. i always felt they were the ones that meant the most for me. moments like these are the ones that will keep inspiring me to do more. i know what type of person i want to be. i know for a fact i want to love myself and be my biggest supporter. if i don’t get it together, how can i expect to ever accept anyone to love or care for me?

i thought about the next steps on how to change things. i don’t want to overly distract myself because when im alone it will hurt more then ever. so i do a little bit at a time. i more i let it in, the better i learn to cope. ive even been journaling these last few days very consistently.

i’ve been going through whirls of emotions, some being “why didn’t i do this better”, “i don’t understand what’s wrong with me”, “how can i take steps to improve my mindset about __” or even “how can i take steps to improve myself overall”.

these last few days i’ve been experiencing a lot of emotional growth, pain & even some somatic symptoms, but i also feel lighter with knowing that i can possibly make it through. and if the universe loves me, she won’t hold my hand through it, but she will give me everything i want & more one day.

on a mini side note: i can also say, not being the #1 bestie boo on snapchat anymore made me sulk a little bit. i have ten days left of the semester and until then i just have to suck it up and absolutely kill these exams. then i can cry about it XD !!

[starandcloud]

Myles and Miles Headcannons

My Headcannons for the Twins AU

Myles is right handed Miles is left handed

Myles braids his hair (not really headcannons just facts-) Miles lets his hair be

They're Scorpios, November 10th

Myles is more closed off with his emotions Miles is more open with his emotions

Myles has very light freckles Miles does not

Myles can cook Miles can not

Myles' half of their shared room is clean, everything has its place and nothing is out of place Miles' half of the shared room is not clean

Myles would beat someone for you Miles would hold you while Myles beats them

Both are momma's boys, but Myles is the bigger momma's boy

Myles is not touchy feely with people he doesn't know well Miles is, in fact, very touchy feely with people

Myles is the more athletic twin, doing basketball when the season comes Miles is more artistic and gets his work out from Spidermanning

Myles is more of an introvert, while Miles is a complete social butterfly

Myles is older by 14 minutes, and holds that over Miles' head

Myles loves spending time with you, but doesn't really show it Miles loves spending time with you, and shows it

Myles asked you out with flowers and chocolate, nervous wreck Miles was just a goofball and used Uncle Aaron's "tactic", that's not why you agreed. You agreed because he made you laugh so hard your ribs hurt

Myles texts you good morning/good night whenever he wakes up/goes to sleep Miles texts it at the same time every morning/good night, he has a schedule

When you're in class and he has free time, Myles spams the fuck out of you. Making your phone go off a few hundred times during class Miles, he just draws you wherever he can

Myles has polaroids of you in the back of he phone and in his binders Miles has a folder in his phone of pictures of you

Myles love languages: Gift giving, Quality time, Words of affirmation, Touch Miles love languages: Gift giving, Quality time, Words of affirmation

Myles: High key possessive and protective Miles: Low key possessive and protective

Myles: Easily flustered Miles: Less Easily flustered

Myles: the older, shorter, and "weaker" twin Miles: the younger, taller, and "stronger" twin

Both boys are tender-headed

Myles: Cannot draw worth shit Miles: Cannot dance, he has really bad rhythm

Myles: Impulsively buys sweet/spicy shit Miles: Impulsively buys sour/tart shit

Myles has: TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and Pinterest Miles has: Tiktok, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, and Tumblr

Myles: Would, and probably has, kill for you if you asked Miles: Can't, and won't, kill

Myles: Is good, borderline amazing, with kids Miles: Pretty anxious with kids

Myles: Doesn't do PDA Miles: Does PDA

Myles: He learns about the person he likes by watching them Miles: He learns by talking to them

Myles: Falls for someone he's close to Miles: Hopeless romantic

Myles: Deals with any, and all, crushes on his own Miles: Asks for help with his crushes

Myles: Is a whirlwind of emotions with someone he likes, but hides it Miles: Is a whirlwind, but literally cannot hide it

Both boys believe in soulmates, but Miles is more "spiritual" about it

Myles: Didn't say I love you first in the relationship, he was worried about it being to soon in the relationship Miles: Literally said it right after he asked you out.

Myles: Once he was certain it wasn't to early, he said "I love you" after every kiss he give you Miles: Says "I love you" constantly"

Myles: Enjoys giving compliments more than getting them Miles: Enjoys giving equally as much as getting compliments

Both boys love seeing you in their clothes, Myles just stares at you for a second before pulling you close and kissing you. Miles stares too, but looks more love-drunk than his brother

Both boys love making, and cuddling in, pillow forts. It's a small thing for Miles but to Myles, it's one of his favorite things to do with you

Myles: Sharing a bed with him is a must, because he's the Prowler he gets paranoid that you're not okay and wakes up from nightmares and holds you tight if you're sleeping over. But if you're at your own house, he either spam calls/texts you or rushes to your house. You've woken up a few times to find him asleep on your fire escape, which worried you and you covered him with a blanket and sat out there with him. Miles: Wants to share a bed with you, but won't make you. He's less anxious than his twin and if he wakes up from a nightmare he texts you and gives you a call. If you answer, that's great. If not he leaves you a voice mail along the lines of: "Hey Mi Amor? I just wanted to know if you're okay. Call me when you can Love, Te quiero." He'd be up for a few hours after that and would turn on his bedside lamp and draw, destressing. Waking up Myles who would talk him through his anxiety.

Forehead kisses, that's it. The twins love giving you them. It makes Miles happy to see you laugh softly and kiss him and it makes Myles' heart warm to see you so happy at the affection. With both boys it usually ends up with kisses.

Myles: tends to send you stupid Tiktoks late at night, so you wake up and laugh when you watch them. Miles: sends you those cute romantic Tiktoks

A little scenario, because it's got me in a chokehold right now

Myles: The two of you are cuddling in his bed, his arms are protectively around your waist and his face is in your neck. You're quietly watching videos on your phone, the volume was turned off when you realized he was asleep. After a bit you tried to pull away only for him to pull you back and quietly whines out. "Wait... Don't pull away... Not yet..." Miles: The two of you were on his bed, your head was on his chest and one of his hands was gently rubbing your back as he aimlessly scrolled through Pinterest. You were half-awake and decided that you needed to wake up, you slowly pushed yourself up and yawned. You didn't get far as Miles' arm snaked around your waist and pulled you close. "Stay, I wanna cuddle"

The twin's biggest fear is something happening to you, his mom, their twin, or Uncle Aaron

Myles: Is a "boxer" and has matches that are monitored to make sure no one dies Miles: Goes to his brothers matches and brings apple juice and animal crackers, because he's definitely the more caring twin

When cuddling Myles loves to be the big spoon, so he knows you're safe and still breathing while Miles loves to be cuddled up to your chest, for similar reasons. So he knows you're still breathing.

The twin's shared room really is a split down the middle Myles' side is very clean and put together Miles' side is very messy and colorful and bright

The twins got Nintendo switches for Christmas and Miles is typically playing Animal Crossing and Myles is playing Stardew Valley

Myles makes you cookies and Miles asks Myles to make you cookies

When you're out in public Myles has his hand on your waist and Miles is holding your hand

Myles is your scary dog privileges and Miles is just kinda there, he's no intimidating but people respect him

Myles is a Doberman or a black cat Miles is a Golden Retriever or a white cat

Myles holds you tight to him as he sleeps and Miles holds you loosely, so you can move without waking him up.

Myles is always the first one up Miles is always the last one up

Myles drinks coffee and Miles just drinks water

For Valentines day Myles got you your favorite flowers and chocolates and Miles makes you a card and gets you chocolate

Myles is a seasoned gamer in more than just Stardew Valley so he teaches you how to play his favorite games Miles however- He is really bad at games but loves to play them with you and learn as he plays

The twin's favorite parts of your body is your eyes, tummy, and thighs. Myles loves your tummy because its comfortable to lay on and its the same with your thighs, but your eyes? He could get lost in them for hours, he loved them so much. Miles, he loves your tummy and thighs because he loves how you laugh when he tickles your sides and how comfortable your lap is to lay on. Your eyes though? Every time he looks into them, its like he falling in love with you all over again.

Miles loves your face too, it's just something about how soft and pretty it is when you blush or how your face lights up when you laugh.

Myles "fell" first, and by that I mean he didn't realize he was falling in love with you until he was so far in love with you it was to late to back out. He didn't fall in love with you, he walked into love with you. And didn't think about turning around once. Miles straight up fell in love with you, like full on tripped over his own to feet and hit the love bus and busted his lip.

For your first date Myles bought you flowers and chocolates and took you out to the movies. Miles, on the other hand, set up a blanket fort with fairy lights and had all your favorite snacks and drinks in it. They two of you watched your favorite movies together until you fell asleep.

When you cry, Myles holds you tight and rubs your back, kissing your head every now and then until you calmed down. Whispering soft things to you as he held you tight. Miles held you close and pulled you into bed. Cuddling you as he kissed your cheeks and made stupid jokes to make you laugh.

The first time you took Myles' shirt off to help him with a cut, he panicked: "Aye AYE! Conejito! Mami! Stop that!" Miles, panicked so badly he had passed out due to hyperventilating. By the time he had woke up, you had finished and were asleep in his desk chair. He smiled dumbly at you and whispered: "Thank you Cariño"

Myles kissed you first and was nervous Miles on the other hand, didn't start kissing you until you kissed him first

Myles' jealousy is EXTREMELY obvious- Miles' on the other hand, is more so on the back burner

You always, ALWAYS, addressed his mom as "Mrs. Morales" and his uncle as "Mr. Davis"

When you passed out (for whatever reason) Myles panicked, cried, and refused to leave you alone, Miles (who panicked as well) didn't cry and kissed your hand. Staying by you so he knew you were okay.

When you gave Myles the silent treatment he gave it right back, he didn't show it but he was overthinking about what he could've done wrong. Miles, tries to get you to talk and is a bit more vocal about talking through why you're mad at him.

Myles touched alcohol ONCE, came home late and was blackout wasted. He was extremely clingy and affectionate. Miles has never touched alcohol

[blueredg52]

I DESPERATELY NEED DATING ADVICE OR ANY WORDS OF WISDOM BECAUSE I'M GOING CRAZY RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My situation [FxF]:

Last night, I went clubbing with my roommate and her friends and had an amazing night (as we always do after going to our local gay club). Before heading home, we stopped by our popular local pizza shop on our college campus to get some food to sober up a little. I didn't get any food, but my friends did so I waited with them.

While waiting, 3 girls were talking about what to get because one girl, who I will name Red Shirt, was debating whether to get a slice of pizza or cheese fries. This pizza shop is known for having horrible pizza unless drunk. For some reason, I went up to them and told them that I don't get their pizza ever, but I get their cheese fries because the sauce is good and it's one of the cheaper items on the menu. Plz know I'm an extreme introvert and won't willing go up to talk to people, but I was also a little tipsy and a little more social. After hearing what I had to say, the 2 other girls besides Red Shirt agreed and then I went back to my friends.

A few minutes later, Red Shirt comes up to me and tells me one her friends (I'll refer to her as P) thinks I'm cute and asks me if I'm single. I say yes because I'm very very very very single. Then, Red Shirt gets my snapchat for P. I also told Red Shirt to let P know that I thought she was also cute. I tried my best to keep myself calm and collected BECAUSE THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

Next, my friends and I are talking about Chappell Roan because we got our fav DJ to play Chappell in the club. The 3 girls then come up to us and we start talking about Chappell. For context, I didn't directly talk to P or make direct eye contact BECAUSE PRETTY GIRLS INTIMIDATE ME AND I SHUT DOWN. WE DIDN'T EVEN EXCHANGE NAMES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

When my friends got their food we headed home and said "Have a good night!" to these girls as we were leaving. Before falling asleep (around 3:30 am), I dm her saying hi and introducing my name because we didn't exchange names. Throughout the whole day I was very giddy and I kept checking my snapchat to see if she responded.

SHE HASN'T READ OR OPENED MY MESSAGE

Around 12pm today, I told myself that she probs is still asleep or busy because she probs went to sleep late. Then around 7pm, I started to get sad, but I told myself that it's final exam week and she has other things to attend to. But she still hasn't responded at 8pm and I did cry.

Any way, I threw out my pride and ego and sent her a snap directly telling her I thought she was cute around 9:30pm. I also apologized if I seemed awskward or disinterested in her because I was in shock and an introvert. After I sent the snap, I turned off my snapchat notifications because I'm scared of rejection and heartbreak.

THIS IS ME SHOOTING MY LAST SHOT AND IF SHE DOESN'T RESPOND, THEN I'LL KNOW SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY INTERSTED.

I'm actually really sad because it was hot that she pulled me last night and she is definitely my type physically. My roommate found her insta and knew people who followed her. She then got some info about her from people she knew and while I only got vague info about her, nothing bad was said. I told my roommate that she still hasn't responded around 4pm and she could tell I was sad about it and so we watched Killing Eve for a few hours to make me feel better.

Be honest, is this what dying feels like??!!?!?

FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY CRAZY, I SHOULDN'T EXPECT A QUICK RESPONSE, OR IF I FUMBLED IT.

I'm also the type of person who responds to messages asap, so maybe I shouldn't expect other people to do the same thing. I don't even know P so maybe I'm making this a bigger deal than it actually is. For context, I just want yall to know that I'm not good with dating and I've never been in a situationship or a relationship ever and maybe I'm just naive.

If you're interested, I'll give an update sometime tomorrow and if she still hasn't responded, I'm going to cry in my room after I take a final exam.

[vgilantee]

candids of yours and ethans relationship?????

mindy is sole shipper of you both once she got over her suspicions of him.

tara would've been the one to make you guys meet and y'all were inseparable since. literally everything you did, ethan was at your side snd vice versa

"i'm not in love with him"

"that's absolute bullshit and you know it"

"there's no proof"

*proceeds to send all the snapchats of you n ethan staring at each other*

"........ that doesn't mean a goddamn thing and you know it"

"again, i call bullshit"

- stabby

"tara, i look at everyone like that"

"girl... i promise you that you don't. that man holds your heart in his hands"

"no, he-"

yes! mindy would be like "yeah i thought he was trying to kill us. but i've been wrong before."

"exactly." and she slaps a hand over your mouth

"not this. i am right about this. if you looked at me the way you look at him, he wouldn't have had a chance."

and you just give her a look because like... you didn't know how to respond to that.

"you. are. in. love. with. him."

[star-sim]

oh wise vanya please help me apparently my year of dignity and male-lessness decided to spice things up and now i’m in a Dilemma!

a bit (a lot) of context: so around two and a half years ago there was this guy who liked me and then confessed to me, at the time i liked him a little too but i think it was mainly because i liked the idea of liking someone and someone liking me?? if that makes sense.

so he confessed to me one day and i was like “oh i like you too lol” because i literally did Not know what to do in that situation and then it was lowkey awk because we mutually avoided each other at school 💀 we were really young tho BUT THEN like a month and a half later he was said he didn’t like me anymore (HE SENT THAT OVER TEXT LMFAO…) and i responded with “okay” (i realized that i didn’t really like him at that point too so i was kind of relieved tbh) it wasn’t even a relationship because bffr we didn’t even hold hands so why was bro being all like “let’s break up 😐” like… were we ever even together be honest

it was VERY awkward after that like lmao we wouldn’t even make eye contact but then a few months later we became close friends because we were friends before (idek how atp); then he moved away during the summer because he was going to some boarding school & we still kept in contact up until last summer

he got a girlfriend in may of last year?? and ever since then i’d been VERY distant like i didn’t talk to him at ALL because i have to uphold the girl code… apparently he told his girlfriend about me though and i’ve heard from a mutual friend that she doesn’t like me that much and disliked me even more after she found out that he had a saved folder of me in his photos (that’s on him tho bc wtf 💀 that’s kind of a Red Flag of him)

anyways back to today… i opened my snapchat after 8263872 days of being dormant and apparently he texted me for the first time since JUNE three weeks ago and i unknowingly left him on sent 💀💀

now i could either: a) open his message because honestly i am morbidly curious or b) leave his message to marinate forever and leave him on sent indefinitely

which would be more girlboss because i am done w men irl 😐 send help pls

ASH!!!!

liking someone purely bc you like the idea of liking someone and them liking you back is SO REAL

UGHH he is so middle school boy love.... the "let's break up" over text when the most ygs did was probably look at each other.... pukes

youre such a girl's girl, youre SO realness for not talking to him for the sake of girl code... ugh im sorry controversial opinion it irks me when ppl are angry at their s/o's ex... like u didnt even do anything to her, is it a crime to exist. if anything, she should be mad at HIM??? like who is the one keeping pictures of their ex? not you, so why are you literally the subject of her anger. ever since new years i've been trying to tone down my d1 hater tendencies but ouuuu that makes me to annoyed on your behalf like LEAVE HER ALONE 😡

i say... open the message. see what this bitchass has to say. i'm also kinda curious too. whether or not you respond is up to you, but if youre worried about girl code, i don't see an issue? he's the one doing shady stuff, your entire existence is not tied to him and your actions are independent of him, if that's hard for him or his gf to see then they clearly aren't mature does it kill them to use critical thinking

but if you DO leave him on sent... it would be pretty funny

everyone ditch his ass he deserves no one!!!!!

[cherrrysue]

Football AU

Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

E, 136k

It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan. Or: The one where Louis and Harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

Whirlwind by dolce_piccante

M, 21k

AU. Acclaimed actor, Hollywood heartthrob, and Oscar nominee, Harry Styles, seems to have the world at his feet, but seeks out an old friend when he needs a date for his big night.

Pull Me Under by zarah5

E, 140k

AU. As the first British footballer to come out at the prime of his career, it helps that Louis Tomlinson is in a long-term, committed relationship. Even if that relationship is fake. (Featuring Niall as Louis' favourite teammate, Liam as Louis' agent, and Zayn as Liam's boyfriend, who just happens to be good friends with one Harry Styles.)

burn this flame by rainbowninja167

E, 13k

“You’ve played keeper before?” Tomlinson asks suspiciously, hands on his waist. “Er, yeah,” Harry coughs. “Loads of times.” “Alright Popstar, if you’re sure,” Tomlinson tells him with a shrug, his professional expression already curling into laughter. Harry tries not to read too much into it. After all, how hard can goalkeeping really be? When Harry gets invited to play in a celebrity charity match with Louis Tomlinson, Manchester United's star player, he's determined to impress him with brilliant football skills. The only flaw in Harry's otherwise foolproof plan? He has absolutely no football skills, brilliant or otherwise.

We got nothing to lose by iwontseecadyagain

NR, 12k

“Oops!” A deep and slow voice fills Louis’ ears as an arm reaches around his waist, to keep Louis from rebounding into another white-outfitted body – this time a short young girl who could only be gymnast. “Hi,” Louis replies as he turns to smile up at the person and thank him for preventing Louis’ life from dissolving into a real-life game of Pong, but the words dry up in his throat when he sees. The person is a boy, tall and lanky with curly brown hair pushed away from his face messily and held back by a gaudy Union Jack scarf, green eyes sparkling from all the camera flashes and impossibly pink lips curled in a wide smile that nearly encompasses his whole face. And Louis recognizes him instantly. And he thinks that maybe if walking into the Olympic Stadium during the opening ceremony wasn’t enough, having Harry Styles’ arm around him might be the killing blow. Also known as an Olympics AU where Harry is a pro tennis player, and Louis is a pro footballer. They meet at the opening ceremony and fall in love, obviously.

Ain't That A Kick In The Head! by keysmashlesbian, wreckingtomlinson

T, 22K

[deleted, the link will lead you to the pdf file]

“Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So… I tweeted it.” What. “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.” Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.” “I’m a what?” “A meme. It’s like an internet—” “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?” Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs. ~ In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

Sing When You're Winning by hazsementir

NR, 90k

Harry is fifteen minutes late to the office on the day Louis Tomlinson comes out as gay. Or, the one where Harry's a chronically underpaid magazine intern and Louis is the Premier League's first gay footballer and pretty much the last thing they need is each other.

[i-love-dopamine]

Fuck guys help me. My friend, we'll call her k, has been acting really weird lately. One of my other friends called me on the verge of tears bc she was being really mean and weird. I was at the roller rink and some girl complemented my hair and i fell bc im weak and i told k about it and she went into a 10 minute rant about how she hopes that girl would kill herself, which is relatively normal for her, but i was confused about why k was so mad at the girl. I asked k why she was so mad and this is what our chats look like directly quoted (no pics bc Snapchats a snitch)

Me: why are you so mad about it tho?

K: idk

K: i just don't like girls who say your hair is nice

K: like NO MY HAIR IS TERRIBLE

K: NOT THAT UR HAIR IS TERRIBLE

K: its hard to explain

And then i was really worried bc that was really weird and out of character for her so then this happened

Me: i can't tell if your mad i got hurt or mad that she was flirting with me

K: what do you think?

Me: i dunno

K: sucks for you

Then she started threatening violence again

K: i hope she kills herself

Me: dude

K: i hope she falls off a cliff and doesn't completely die and then i truck runs her over and she bleeds to death

Me: please tell me whats going on

Me: im worried

And then i went to the bathroom and called her to make sure shes ok and she was not taking it seriously. I kept asking her to take it seriously and listen to me and she started ranting about the dnf fanfic shes gonna write. I was absolutely terrified because she has a history of SH and she acts weird right before relapses. Now I don't know whats going on bc we joke flirt all the time and she always says after that shes joking and she'd rather be straight (it might be straight idk she acts pretty eggish and im a trans dude(she doesn't know that tho)) but she also gets really jealous when i text other people or when i tell her about any celebrity crushes i have and she has said "stop texting (name) and talk to me 😡 ur mine 😡😡" and i always just ignore it or flirt back but im starting to worry shes actually caught feelings for me. She has a huge dating history and has dated nearly everyone in her grade and a few in mine and when i talk to her exes (excluding the ones shes still friends with) she gets REALLY mad. Fuck guys im scared last time i was in a relationship it ended with nothing but pain im not ready to even think about getting into a relationship with a real person right now and especially not with the school we currently go to bc its filled with homophobes and people who if they removed themselves the world would be a better place. Im so fucking scared man i haven't felt like this since my mom confronted me about cutting my hair ughhh everything hurts im so scared fuck fuck fuck