#snakedoctor73

[emberleaf23]

Squid: Hey guys, what'd you all get in your yearbooks?

Snake: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight.'

Stampy: 'Most Likely To Start A Kitchen Fight.'

Amy: ...what's a kitchen fight?

Stampy: It's a secret.

Salem: I got 'The One Watching The Bar Fight And Cheering.'

Ash: 'Least Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'

Amy: 'The One Who Orders Hot Chocolate During The Bar Fight.'

Chache: 'The One Who'd Rather Go Home Instead Of Dealing With The Bar Fight.'

Broomy: 'The One Eating Fast Food During The Bar Fight.'

Mousie: 'Most Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'

Squid: 'The One Who Brought His Cat To The Bar Fight.'

Ash: ...what is a kitchen fight?

Stampy: More like why do you guys keep starting bar fights!

[munchpak]

RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks has just arrived! Can’t wait to try them! https://t.co/tfdAmI9aOs

Another box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks has just arrived! Can’t wait to try them! pic.twitter.com/tfdAmI9aOs

— Simon | SnakeDoctor (@SnakeDoctor73) October 16, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks October 16, 2018 at 10:31AM

[askandanswerbot]

Should I play softball?

— Kace Face (@Kaceraybuck_17) Thu Mar 09 20:55:18 +0000 2017

No, thank you @SnakeDoctor73 :D

— Terrianne (@Lilymar33) Thu Mar 09 21:14:40 +0000 2017

[emberleaf23]

Salem, frowning at Stampy: Is he... dead?

Snake: Well, I'm no doctor, but-

Squid:

Ash:

Stampy:

Mousie:

Snake:

Snake: Wait

[emberleaf23]

Police: You are hereby under arrest for driving around with four people on a single motorbike!

Chache: Seriously, guys? Can you get any more idiotic?!

Stampy and Squid: Easily.

Ash: Wait... four?

Police: Yes, four people.

Stampy, Squid, Ash, and Broomy: ...

Stampy, in a tiny whisper: Uh oh

Ash: SNAKE FELL OFF!!!

Chache: SNAKE WAS ON THERE??!!

Amy, who teleported here I guess: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

MEANWHILE

Snake: ...why am I in Nebraska?

[emberleaf23]

Chache: Look, guys. We need some inspiration if any of us are ever gonna get to the moon. What are you guys able to inspire in people?

Amy: Motivation!

Salem: Interest?

Alien: Fear

Squid: Confusion.

Stampy: Cake!

Chache, sighing: This... didn't go how I wanted

Snake: Dunno why you're surprised.

[emberleaf23]

Squid: Stamps and I have decided to plan a wedding.

Ash: Whose?

Stampy: Salem and Amy.

Snake: They're... dating?

Squid, glancing at Amy and Salem, half arguing and half flirting: Give it a week.

[emberleaf23]

Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!

Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES

Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!

Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!

Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY

Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY

Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE

Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH

Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...

My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE

IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY

Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU

Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?

Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear

SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate

Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?

Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here

AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?

Broomycraft: Uhh...

The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE

Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...

Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...

Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!

Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?

Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community

[munchpak]

RT @SnakeDoctor73: It’s @MunchPakSnacks time! Another interesting selection of treats from around the world! https://t.co/2IkyB8gUYR

It’s @MunchPakSnacks time! Another interesting selection of treats from around the world! pic.twitter.com/2IkyB8gUYR

— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) August 18, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks August 18, 2018 at 03:58PM

[munchpak]

RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another great selection from @MunchPakSnacks! Looking forward to trying these out! https://t.co/k3C98JwzoJ

Another great selection from @MunchPakSnacks! Looking forward to trying these out! pic.twitter.com/k3C98JwzoJ

— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) July 17, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks July 17, 2018 at 09:50AM

[munchpak]

RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another fantastic box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks! Love that there’s a Curlywurly in the box! https://t.co/LFfiuVS8MF

Another fantastic box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks! Love that there’s a Curlywurly in the box! pic.twitter.com/LFfiuVS8MF

— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) February 13, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks February 13, 2018 at 02:22PM