#snacks for the curious

[theanonymousninja247]

Human

While discussing different types of light in my astronomy class today, my professor said,

“100’s of years of science and research just so we can have popcorn in under three minutes. That just seems so human to me.” ~Professor Draper.

[snackugaki]

surprise my other hobbies are window shopping and fashion

[smolsleepyfox]

Yo Scandinavians and Finnish-Baltic folks!!

As a german, I was always taught that you're not allowed to eat stuff in the forest that grows below like. Chest height. Because there's fox tapeworm. But in the North everybody was just snacking stuff left and right. Do y'all not have issues with that stuff?

@torillatavataan @svenskjavel

[portraitofamirror]

she pray on my tomb til i lock uhhhh she lock on my tomb til i pray

[bobcatmoran]

I am dying. From what I can gather, the Hapless Civilian Who Comes Across Shouma Passed Out Because He Hasn't Eaten in this week's Gavv takes him to a food truck that specializes in Karaage (fried chicken). Shouma eats some karaage, marvels at how good this tastes, and then shows him his snack journal, which is FULL of junk food he's eaten and aspires to eat.

Hapless Civilian then goes, "Oh crap, kid, you're gonna die of scurvy" and runs back to the food truck and plops down a couple containers of veggies in front of Shouma, saying he's gotta eat them even if he doesn't like them.

I was kind of wondering when someone involved in this series would be like, "You guys. We can't just have our hero eat junk food (even if that's what he derives his power from), this is setting a terrible example for the kiddos."

and then we get an entire sequence dedicated to soda-flavored gummies and how they are the best thing ever

[mxnster-soul]

Maybe give him an offering? Like sandwiches without the crusts or Velcro shoes or your soul or a sock puppet idk

Sandwiches without crust? That's something I can get behind!

Velcro shoes is a no-go atm cuz I can't even afford new shoes for myself rn. (Even getting a secondhand pair is a struggle)

I could probably make a puppet using spare cardboard maybe, if i can make cosplays out of scraps, a small puppet could be doable. (Maybe i can introduce him to Welcome Home or the muppets? Candle Cove even. I used to love that show. There's also DHMIS, if he likes more spoooky stuff)

Lmao, soul offering go brr.

Jokingly mentioned it from afar, he might be interested (idk man, he stared again for a sew seconds), but idk what it'd even do to me, if anything even happens.

What would I even get out of a trade like that?

What would he get?

I'm the last person anything would wanna make a deal with cuz of how bland I am majority of the time.

[melancholitas]

Shachi: did you pull an all-nighter at work again? You look dead tired, my dude..

Law: No. I decided to give your suggestion a go and played a video game.

Penguin: *stares in disbelief*

Shachi: You what?! Are you getting sick? Did I hear that coming out of your mouth just now for real?? I'm shooketh!

Law:Stop overreacting. And don't make such a big deal out of it. It's just a game.

Penguin:.... It was the autopsy simulator, am I right?

Law:.....

Shachi:... Do I even wanna know..?

[triptychofvoids]

sniffing around your inbox like a scared beast

come in and have a seat my friend!! no need to lurk around the waiting room like that, i always appreciate company!

[rustbeltbabey]

No nuance option sorry, vote as in was snacks available throughout the week overall. if you parents bought mainly ingredients, but snacks were readily available, that's still a snacks household. If they bought maybe one or two snacks for the whole week, that's an ingredients household. just use ur best judgment n feel free to go more in depth in the tags, i will read them all bc i am v nosy hehe

[snackbrackets]

Dum-dum flavor poll masterpost!

Pineapple v Cotton Candy

Grape v Cream Soda

Sour Apple v Blu Raspberry

Orange v Peach Mango

Strawberry v Butterscotch

Watermelon v Root Beer

Cherry v Fruit Punch

Bubble Gum v Lemon Lime

Round two will be posted on the 25th when all round 1 polls are finished!

[qkmlh]

Outta curiosity (and because I do have one)

[captawesomesauce]

You get a variety of new snacks you've never had before from the store,

[subjectivemortality]

it's time for a controversial bracketteering to shake things up a bit

This is a random-seed bracket with 18 spots of inarguably the best snacks (but feel free to argue about it anyway) May the odds be ever in your flavor

The winner of Potato Chips vs Doritos Original will go on to face the #1 seed (Beef Jerky)

Tomorrow will be M&Ms vs Cheetos

Feel free to share, the more the merrier