#smutwars2023

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All works and creators for SMUT WARS 2023 are now revealed ✨

(For those of you who don't know us yet: Smut Wars is a Star Wars gift exchange focused on smut.)

We're happy to announce more than 100 works were created for Smut Wars 2023! They are all available in our AO3 collection, which you can check out below:

We're incredibly happy with this year's turnout and would like to thank everyone who participated 💝 Please help us share this collection and all the lovely works created!

@swfandomevents

[sourfacedlemon]

"hold it in your mouth for a minute (real hunger has a real taste)"

"It wasn't about anything so shallow as physical desire. They wanted each other in the way of flesh wanting to knit itself together over a wound."

Written for cac0daemonia (@cacodaemonia) for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange (@smut-wars-exchange)!

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationships: Clone Trooper Glitch/Savage Opress, Darth Maul & Savage Opress Characters: Savage Opress, Clone Trooper Glitch (Star Wars), Darth Maul Additional Tags: Force-Sensitive Glitch (Star Wars), Canon-Typical Violence, Clone Trooper Mistreatment (Star Wars), space racism, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, First Kiss, First Time, Savage Opress Does Not Have A Big Dick, Anal Sex, Bacta as Lube (Star Wars), hatred and rage for using that tag :/, One Night Stands, Feral isn't a character tag but he's here with us in spirit as he should be in all Savage fics, Unsafe Sex, Alien Biology, Bittersweet, Hopeful Ending Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange Words: 5,600

[for-the-sake-of-color]

I suppose with reveals done for the 2023 SmutWars event I can now share these beauties that I was tasked to made!

[Take a Break, General~ for BlazeSurrender on Ao3]

and

[Captain, Oh my Captain for HuntressDarkness on Ao3]

[chocmarss]

Involved With You

Summary:

“They don’t like me.��

Surprisingly, Din shifted in place. “It’s not that. They think we have enough. But I know the Empire as much as you do, and I know what they’re capable of. It’d be an advantage to have someone who could cut them down faster before they try anything else.”

“And that would be me,” Luke smiled. “I heard a squad of Mandalorians would have overtaken a whole cruiser. You’ve been capable warriors for hundreds of years. What can I even offer?”

the mandalorian. dinluke. acquaintance to lovers. rated E (18+). 11.8k+ words.

Based on 50 A Softer World Prompts.

We can finally reveal our @smut-wars-exchange fics, and here’s my gift to ancslove!

I cannot help but notice we are sitting-in-a-tree. So, you know, maybe we could think of something to do… verb-wise. (I want us to gerund, essentially.)

“Republic’s getting rid of the Donut.”

Mike didn’t stop wiping the pint in his hand as he squinted through the windows, the corner of his eyes wrinkling in a way that was too familiar. “Really?”

“Yeah,” the Sullustan said, still peering over his shoulder with his large black eyes, schadenfreude writhing in their depths. With the olive green faded and stained, the cuffed gloves he took off were starting to unravel at the seams. “It’s been, what, fifteen, twenty years since it was installed and then pebbled by ‘em kids? I lost count.”

The ‘pebbles’ were actually rocks that were the size of a Wookie’s fist, picked up from the remains of the construction site the Empire left behind with the rest of the trash after they built the thirty-floored spherical building with a hole in it. Rodents and wild animals resided in between the wreck and stank, and it had taken the quick action of their people to contain the sickness that took more than they should have gone through.

Someone had gotten hold of one of the trucks. A rock was tied to the paddle with a piece of rope, pressing onto the gas, and the people had witnessed the destruction the truck caused when it crashed through the transparisteel double doors of the main entrance.

Just less than a decade ago, that was where the elite and Imperial officers would hold their meetings; a spread of their finest local dishes with all varieties of smell and taste, spicy and sweet, their textures like honey that melted in their mouths. Toniray wine and attar of spinsilk would bubble in flute glasses, acting as barriers between senators who hated each other, lies upon lies flowing through their mouths like the bottomless drinks offered to them.

The people of Bastion turned even more remorseless.

Luke knew the Sullustan worked in the mines. He knew the older man was one of those who looked on when a crowd watched their fellow citizens wrecked justice on the eye-sore that leeched them of their basic rights to live and survive.

There was a certain satisfaction in watching a fascist regime collapse under their own hands. Whatever remaining Imperial disdain towards the working class, the poor, had fled with the rest of their friends, and Bastionans were more than happy to chase them off the planet with their roar of triumph.

“That long, huh?” Mike was already filling the pint with Corellian ale. “Feels shorter, sometimes.”

“Sometimes,” the Sullustan reminded him, taking a sip of his drink. “Most times, my blind tortoise would’ve moved faster, bless her little soul.

“Dread’s a hell of a drug, I’ll give you that,” Mike crossed the space and set the drink down in front of Luke. “Here ya go, Luke. One ale.”

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[trudemaethien]

All Fun and Games

Scorch/Fi (bg Scorch/Sev), rated E, banter, rimming, switching, unexpected tenderness

Scorch feels Fi’s full attention settle on him, but Fi doesn’t say anything. Huh. Looks like he can stem the flow of banthashit that comes out of his mouth.

Although, that's probably uncharitable, Scorch decides. Yesterday was very stressful for everyone involved. He should start them off on a better footing. Friends, he reiterates to himself.

But what comes out of his mouth is, “So, I’m your hero, huh?”

“I also said you took your sweet time!” Fi says heatedly, only to scowl when he sees Scorch hiding a smirk behind his cup. “K’epa an ner shebs, kih’jagyc,” he mutters.

Scorch lets the insulting parts of that roll off his back. “Vercopaani, vod’ika,” he taunts right back.

(mando’a: Eat my entire ass, you little dick/jerk // You wish, buddy)

read on AO3 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49589395

[aces-to-apples]

"a beast within you"

… that can drink till it is sick, but cannot drink till it is satisfied."

Written for Maria_Antonina (@moosemonstrous) for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange (@smut-wars-exchange)!

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Darth Maul/CT-7567 | Rex

Characters: CT-7567 | Rex, Darth Maul

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Percy Jackson Fusion, Demigod CT-7567 | Rex, Monster Darth Maul, Transmasculine CT-7567 | Rex, Tentacle Sex, Consentacles, First Time, i originally intended this to be dubcon, but it seems like i just can't do that to my boys so it's actually, Enthusiastic Consent, mentioned crying during sex, mentioned multiple penetration, mentioned anal sex, Bittersweet Ending, Smut Wars 2023 Treat

Series: Part 1 of "teeth marks on everything he loves"

Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange

Words: 4,842

[vriskarlmarx]

tether/latch

Relationship: Cassian Andor/Luthen Rael

Rating: E

2568 words

Summary

Cassian is shaken after a mission. Luthen "helps".

Originally written for Smut Wars Exchange 2023.

Alt summary:

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Works for Smut Wars 2023 are now revealed!

We're happy to announce 100+ works were created for Smut Wars 2023! The collection remains open for treats: as long as you respect your giftee's DNWs, you're good to go. If no one requested the pairing you wrote for then, as long as it was in the 2023 tag set, you are more than welcome to submit it to the collection.

Creators will be revealed on September 10!

Creators, please remain anonymous until then; do not share links to your works yet!

[smut-wars-exchange]

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Reminder about Rule 9: You must comment on your gift.

Now that the collection has been revealed for a month, the mod team would like to remind all participants in the 2023 edition of Smut Wars that you must comment on your gift; failure to do so will get you banned from participating next year!

You have until May 2024, when the next edition will be announced, to comment on your gift. Please take the time to thank your creator. If you're not sure how to comment, there are a couple of helpful posts making the rounds on Tumblr, such as this one 🔗, this one 🔗 or that one 🔗.

(Note that treats are exempt from Rule 9.)

[trudemaethien]

Holder of Sheaves

clippatine smut

yeah you heard me

rated E, Clippy from Microsoft/Sheev Palpatine, full-body sounding, punnage

read this crack on AO3 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49255318

[trudemaethien]

(loving you is) not a chore

Blyla, rated E, somno, established relationship, post-66

co-written with @elthadriel 🥰

She reaches out for him again and follows the pull. On the lumpy sofa, blanket half pulled off the back, is Bly asleep in front of his game, control-keys held loosely on upturned palm and HUD visor dangling around his neck. The instance is still playing even without input, but the AFK notice has blurred the display. Clone Strike 2’s theme song loops, familiar in a way that is sometimes reassuring, sometimes comforting.

He has to be up early again tomorrow; he should already be in bed. He’d tried to wait up for her. She lets her barriers slip, reaches out for his warmth more deliberately. He’s as Force-sensitive as a river rock, but his essence still knows her, still reaches back.

He snorts a little on an exhale and slumps slightly further onto his side. His back and neck will be killing him in the morning if she leaves him here. She needs to wake him up and send him to bed.

Nothing says she has to be utilitarian about it.

read on AO3 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49818511

[sourfacedlemon]

"a burning house i want to live in"

The Sith Master falls and a new Lord rises to take his place. Except, no, he does not.

Written for Withercrown (@withercrown) for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange (@smut-wars-exchange)!

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationship: Darth Maul/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Darth Maul, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Order 66 Didn't Happen (Star Wars), Dead Sheev Palpatine, Retired Anakin Skywalker, Mechanic Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker Has Issues, Developing Relationship, Hand Jobs, Sexual Inexperience, First Kiss, bit parts from rook kast gar saxon and ahsoka tano Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange Words: 3,902

[sourfacedlemon]

"A Poolside Run Ashore"

Gifted to me for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange!

Rating: Not Rated

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Fandoms: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Alpha-17/Jango Fett/CT-7567 | Rex

Characters: CT-7567 | Rex, Jango Fett, Alpha-17 (Star Wars)

Additional Tags: Digital Art, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Smut Wars 2023 Treat, Creampie, Swimming Pools

Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange

[sourfacedlemon]

"nerfherders of the galaxy"

Gifted to me for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange!

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types

Relationship: CT-7567| Rex/Anakin Skywalker/Ahsoka Tano

Characters: CT-7567 | Rex, Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, CT-5597 | Jesse, CT-6116 | Kix

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post Series, Implied Jesse/Maul, just a little bit

Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange

Words: 2,772

Chapters: 1/1

[trudemaethien]

love in all the wrong places

Kal/Ordo, rated E, not quite daddy kink, very dubious consent due to mistaken identity

Ordo cannot decide at this point which reality he’d rather have: that Kal doesn’t recognize him and would never dream of doing such things to his own son, or that his father would always know Ordo from among a million other clones and yet still act so…

He closes his eyes and opens his mouth.

read on AO3 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/48610801

[aces-to-apples]

"Ceasefire"

Gifted to me for the 2023 Smut Wars Exchange!

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationship: Darth Maul/CT-7567 | Rex Characters: Darth Maul, CT-7567 | Rex Additional Tags: Fanart, Blow Jobs Collections: 2023 Smut Wars Exchange