#smurf!Seb

[bookie-bookdust]

Excuse me Avalanche????

You can't just drop this cursed image on us and leave??? 😂

I saw there was a Scottish one so why not LOL

[valyrfia]

and a lot of stans(and some of them even stans of max??????) excuse Lando’s behaviour with “it’s just a friends thing, you obviously don’t have friends irl and any sense of humour». Well but how it’s always Lando with those “jokes» and never Max? Tbh Lando was a weirdo to Max since last year. No one jokes as much as him about “Oh Max ruined everything, I wish Max wasn’t here” bla bla bla like girl let it go, no one laughed except you and Max for some reasons. It’s in Max to stay being friends with that ugly smurf but look how Lando never trying his jokes with his others mates on grid-never with Carlos, never with George, never with Charles (I doubt they even talk outside of paddock now but I think they were pretty close back then). It’s always Max for him.

Yep to all of this. It's always non-British people defending him as well and going 'oh well that's just British humour!'...no? I'm British, I'm very sharp witted with my friends and like taking the piss out of them, but I would very rightfully get called a twat if I tried to pull half of the shit that Lando pulls with Max.

I don't like to be parasocial over it because Max can surround himself with who he wants, but Lando does not help his case when people in general, not just Max but those like Seb as well, are nothing but gracious and complimentary towards him and Lando acts like an airheaded bratty teenager. Like you're 24, you've been doing this for SIX years now and you are indisputably the n1 driver at McLaren, grow the fuck up. He acts like a complete teenager, taking the praises of WDCs for granted, taking his teamplayer teammate for granted, taking the fact that McLaren currently has the fastest car for granted, taking his fans for granted, taking his family's wealth and the fact that he's a white British driver for granted. I just genuinely want to shake him like, grow the fuck up!

[askhaley]

show what she put for everyones contact names 🙏

Ooh, I like your style! Let's see. Her sister is listed as 'Smurfs 2'. Sammy is 'loud ass annoying neighbor'. Seb is 'Basement Boy', obviously.

And there's someone called 'Meathead❤️' in here, too. Hah! I wonder who that is?

[mybrainismelted]

Weekly Tag Wednesday!

Thanks for the tags @energievie, @creepkinginc, @darlingian, @francesrose3, and @lingy910y! Thanks for putting it together this week Evie! Last day of January... finally!

Name: Kat

Age: two Noshos

Location: Ontario, Canada

And now, think about your childhood and tell me:

Did you have a nickname and is it still used? hmmm, not really?

What did you want to be when you'd grow up? A chef!

Your favourite cartoon: ok, nobody else is going to remember this, but... it was The Snorks. for a choice that people will know, The Smurfs

Your favourite TV show: Probably The Cosby Show

Your favourite book: hmmmm, I read a lot of books, even back then. Can't say I remember anything specific that jumps out at me though?

Your favourite toy: I had a stuffed bear named Danny. He was just a generic grey stuffed bear, but I used him as a pillow for most of my childhood

Your favourite thing to eat: snack cakes. Again, probably most of you don't remember those.... (my mother was a TERRIBLE cook, so...)

Your favourite school subject: I guess I was always really good at English

How did you spend your summers? we lived in the city for part of my childhood, and those summers were spent outside, riding my bike, or just playing random games with my friends. Then we moved out to the country where I had no real option to go anywhere, so I spent a lot of time at home, sometimes just out in the back yard doing nothing, but a lot of time inside reading

Did you listen to music? If yes, did you have a favourite band/artist? Not really - I didn't grow up with music on that much, so it just never became a habit

And lastly, tell me something you did as a kid that your parents still don't know about: hmmm, there's a lot of those! But I'll go with the time I got mad at my sister and punched her in the knee.... she told them that the dog ran into her when we found out it was dislocated 😐

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tagging @deathclassic, @jrooc, @juliakayyy, @skylerwinchester, @ian-galagher, @suzy-queued, @such-a-barbarian, @stocious, @transmickey, @sam-loves-seb, @samantitheos, @palepinkgoat, @ifallonblackdays, @crossmydna, @sgtmickeyslaughter, @jessieoneday, @krysmiss, @ms-moonlight-inn, @heymacy, and @heymrspatel or anyone else that wants to play!

[luchitohamilton]

smurf seb 😊

[racingliners]

has anyone asked you about favorite (underrated?) helmets yet? ive been drooling over lance's am helmets lately i feel like no one ever talks about them -fujispeedway

oh yes @fujispeedway we can 1000000% talk about underrated helmets!!!

I also absolutely LOVE Lance's Aston Martin helmets, the 2021-2023 designs are my personal favourites both for the all over British Racing Green and the big Aston Martin wings on either side. It's such a sleek design that's executed brilliantly. (Pics below are Lance's helmets from 2021, 2022 and 2023 - all a 10/10 for me).

Of the three the 2023 design is my favourite, but I love the creativity of the 2022 helmet in creating the Aston wings out of matte paint and neon lime accents. It's super clever!

I have an unbelievably silly amount of helmets in my helmet tag so I just know I'm going to forget some (and it's almost after half past 11 at night for me so my brain will not be braining as much - I will probably end up doing a part 2 for this).

Gonna put this under a read more to avoid dash clogging.

Lewis Hamilton - 2020 pre-season testing

Do I think Lewis was absolutely spot on in switching his helmet design to purple and black for the 2020 season? Yes. Do I miss what we could have had in this beautiful white and purple variant? Also yes. (Deep deep down, I do hope this is the route he goes for his first Ferrari helmet next year).

Purple just is Lewis' helmet colour to me, and the big splashes of white with hints of baby pink is just soooooooooo pretty. This helmet looked stunning with the silver W11 Mercedes livery and I think it would have looked gorgeous with the black livery too.

10/10 no notes.

Sebastian Vettel - Singapore 2017

Seb's Singapore helmet designs literally. never. missed. Sadly I think his 2017 design gets forgotten about because of... well... the events of the race start. But to move on very swiftly, I think this design does not get talked about enough. The reflective detailing is really fun and looks just as gorgeous as all the sparkly helmets under the circuit floodlights, and it gets a bonus point for the yellow to red to pink shift matching perfectly with both the German flag on Seb's helmet and the 2017 Ferrari livery.

Again, 10/10 no notes.

Michael Schumacher - Belgium 2011

A lot of F1 drivers do have very iconic helmet designs. But will they ever be Michael Schumacher wearing a helmet decorated with actual 21 carat gold levels of iconic? No.

(I do want to include a video about how this helmet was made bc it's just so mesmerising to watch.)

This design was created and ran in honour of Michael's 20th anniversary in F1, which he celebrated at Spa - the scene of his first ever F1 race and maiden victory.

And it's sexy as hell. 10/10.

Jenson Button - Great Britain 2014

In honour of his father Johnathan, who traditionally always wore a pink button up shirt on race days when supporting Jenson and passed away at the start of 2014, Jenson ran his helmet design in a bright pink colourway for the British GP - which also featured a pink shirt wearing Papa Smurf (a frequently used nickname for Jenson's Dad).

I was super lucky to be at Silverstone for the race weekend in 2014, and you could always know when Jenson was on track because the super bright shade of pink was impossible to miss. And it also looked gorgeous with McLaren's chrome silver and black livery that year.

As a tribute, it's very beautiful. And a helmet I always remember fondly.

Zhou Guanyu - Abu Dhabi 2022

I'm not kidding when I say that I think about this helmet design at least once a week. It's probably every two days at the very least.

It's stunning, it's gorgeous, it's beautiful. Guanyu always delivers on his helmets every single time.

again, 10/10 I want a mini version of this on my shelf.

Esteban Ocon - Great Britain 2022

So, I have the heart of a marshmallow. I am incredibly mushy and sentimental, therefore anything slightly mushy and sentimental makes me go all gooey and weepy.

Esteban's helmet for Silverstone not only featured the names of every single employee at both the Alpine factory in Enstone and and the Renault Powertrains factory in Viry-Châtillon - but the top of the helmet also included the co-ordinates of both factories. Very mushy, very sentimental. It's just lovely.

The blue gradient is also very pretty. 10/10.

(gonna end this here as it's now ten to midnight and I'm struggling to think of many more BUT I will 100% make a part 2 for this if people want).

reverse unpopular opinions: send me a topic and I'll say something nice about it

[libraryofloveletters]

I wasn’t gonna say anything but since y’all like to hate on my mans imma hate on yours

Seb looks like gargamel from the smurfs

- vvd anon

with the hair he has rn, yeah I see it LMAOOOOO

idc tho 🫶🏽 seb anon will be upset with you tho 😗

[theivesbustamate]

𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙖 𝟭 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙘𝙤 𝙋𝙧𝙚-𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮  — DAY 2

Sebastian Vettel during the morning session at Bahrain International Circuit, he made 46 laps, finished 4rd with the best time of 1:36.020 (+1.774), the AMR22 has an issue that It prevented him from doing more laps on the track, also the session finished earlier due a red flag.

[browniesbagoftricks]

[alexanderalbons]

[sebastian-vettel-fans]

[tubbietommo]

Wtf is this race weekend

[killa-trav]

smurf seb

[its-sir-actually]

Seb go get that smurf car

[theroyalcoldwells]

Victoria: Oh, thank God! 

Sebastian: Ouch. Ow.

Victoria: I’m sorry. I just...I can’t believe you’re awake!

Sebastian: I couldn’t leave you here, could I?

Victoria: You better not.

Sebastian: I won’t. Never.

Aspen: Seb!!!

Sebastian: Oh! Munchkin! Smurf! Mom! Dad! Everybody! Wow!

Ashley: Hey, loser.

Sebastian: Pleasant as ever.

Finley: Baby! You’re alive!

Anderson: We’re so happy you’re awake.

Sebastian: I’m fine, mom.

Victoria: I...I think I’ll get going. Wouldn’t want to ruin the family meeting.

Sebastian: No, don’t! Stay, please!

Anderson: Yeah, don’t feel intimidated by us! We’re just...

Sebastian: Loud. But harmless.

Colton: (whispering) Seb...Is she...the princess???

Sebastian: Oh boy...

(this was a long one lol sorry <3)

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