#smooches you a bajillion times

[sillyum]

OH MYGODONES SSHES SO CUTIE

COOLEST FART IN GARDEN VIEW!!

my art that i traced

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

For the Halloween prompts, id honestly love to see you action figure smooch with eldritch horror demon and angel Crowley and Aziraphale

You ever seen my designs for Aziraphale in the Celestial Harmonies au, and Crowley's in the reverse of that au?

That's what they look like in this.

Oh, and the angelic true form is from that recent drawing I did for Crowley.

Warning: body horror mentioned, lots of limbs and eyes and hair that might actually be on fire, it's hard to tell

On with the fic!

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"You've never actually seen my true form?" Crowley asked, lowering his shades. "Really?"

"It's never been something we've discussed." Aziraphale shrugged. "Though I do believe you've seen mine."

"Oh, I have. Many eons ago, but I've seen you. With your... long, centipede body, and bajillion eyes of many colors." Crowley snorted and sipped from his whiskey.

Aziraphale rolled his currently-only-two eyes. "Yes, well, I remember your old true form."

"Uhg, that thing?"

"You looked beautiful! All space dust and lights, and the rings! So many rings!"

"And too many eyes in my halos." Crowley grumbled. "Not even my true eyes, ya know? Remember the stitches on my face?"

Aziraphale had to pause, trying to remember. He did recall that in the short time he knew the angelic Crowley, they had taken their true form once and Aziraphale had noticed that their eyes on their human-like face had been stitched shut.

"How peculiar." Aziraphale replied.

"Yeah, well, they were like that for a reason."

"Are they still like that?"

"Wanna see?"

Aziraphale perked up, wiggling a little. That seemed to answer that, as Crowley waved his hand, and suddenly they were no longer in the cottage.

No, they were in a desert that they knew well enough, even if it had been home for them both for only a short time, and then a quick stop during the End of the World. Well, the first End of the World, at least.

Aziraphale glanced about the desert, before turning his attention to Crowley who rolled his shoulders and popped his neck. "Ready? I show you mine, you show me yours?"

"I suppose it's only fair."

Aziraphale straightened his coat before taking a step forward.

The sand was felt all over his body except his upper half, that rose high above the sands. Hands of multiple fingers clutched at the hot grains as countless eyes opened, looking everywhere and nowhere. Wings spread wide, shaking out, enjoying the warmth of the sun on them.

A halo shined brightly behind Aziraphale, still shiny since it was repaired at he blew it up a few years ago.

In front of him was a different being completely, yet still recognizable. Short, red locks were now long, flowing, and rising above, a strong heat coming from the flaming red locks. A broken, black halo floated above the head.

The body was long, snake-like, black and red scales shined in the sunlight, beautiful. Four hands touched at the body and golden, snake eyes stared at Aziraphale.

"Your eyes..." Aziraphale spoke from the mouth on his stomach.

"My true eyes." Crowley replied. "Hidden behind stitches until they were cut, right after I fell. I bet She knew all along what was going to happen to me and the others."

"Possibly, but we don't know that for sure."

"Hm."

Aziraphale moved, sliding across the sands, staring at the marvel before him. The form was so different, but yet he knew exactly who he was looking at. No longer space in nature, but snake-like, and yet just as beautiful and unique as the original, maybe even more so.

He smiled and moved closer, pulling Crowley close. "Look at you." He whispered, from a second mouth that formed on his face. "You're gorgeous."

Crowley seemed to recognize the words, swallowing. "You think so?"

"Oh, I have, for many, many years. You're even more beautiful now than when I first saw you, and that's impressive because you were impossible to look away from even then."

"F-fuck, angel." Crowley squirmed, but didn't pull away. No, they leaned in closer to each other, and kissed there in a desert that possibly didn't exist anymore, or maybe it was still there, it was just that no one paid it any mind.

Aziraphale had been secretly wanting to do this for 6000 years, took long enough, still should have tried his luck on that Wall.

Oh well, he had a snake demon to snog, he could think about that later.

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Big, freaky angel and his slightly smaller, snake demon lover. :3c

[lostmykeysie]

I have a super long comment for you about the Horcrux Hunt bcs I want to comment every chapter I read but I forget bcs I download the ao3 doc to my books app okay here we go!!!!

Agahdgdjd I just finished reading it and I loved it soooo much. Remus and regulus friendship is EVERYTHING to me. The platonic kissing!!???? As an Aspec gal this means so much to me bcs ahhhdghdhd and let’s be real those two deserved a little song after all that tension and then just cute little kisses bcs they both need a good loving friendly kiss aww. And I loved the flirtiness bcs I just know those two would constantly have such good banter and get along and I SOBBED when reg became a part of the lupin family. Also. HOPE LUPIN.!?!??? The best Hope I ever did read about. She is amazing and now the only version of Hope I accept ty very much.

ALSO also I love regulus so much and love your characterization of him and seeing his growth. Also I am autistic and I headcanon reg as autistic and there were so many moments in the way you wrote him that fit in with that that made my heart so happy UGH and some moments where I felt like he’s aspec of some sort like aro specially and wow reg my boy <3

And ugh Remus and his feels over being accused as the traitor??? Rough but also I love the angst. His complicated feelings about himself and others and I can’t wait to see him sort shit out and start healing bcs he deserves to heal and be ANGRY and sad and everything. Remus my best boy <3

Also I’m just getting into jegulus so I’m super excited to start reading the missing link!!! The way james is already slowly creeping on him agshdjd I can’t wait to see it all happen.

OKAY THATS ALL I LOVE U AND UR WORK AND U ARE AMAZONG OKAY BYE GONNA GO READ THE MISSING LINK NOW HEHEHEH :))))

Oh PS I loved Remus getting to scream and go off on dumbledore that was amazing and more people should get to scream at him.

i always download long fics to my kindle so i feel you baby!!!!!

putting my boring reply below the cut xxxxx

aspec babes deserve all the platonic kisses they want and deserve and they deserve them all xxxxx this includes me so WHY is no one kissing me platonic smooch smooch xxxxx i have said this before and i know i haven’t written it but reggie is definitely aspec xxxx

regus friendship means soooo much to me i have also said this before and i will absolutely say it again but like. i am obsessed with them. they are BEST friends. forever. they are something special that’s friends and family and more and i love them forever and they will always be besties in every single fic i write for the rest of my LIFE. and they FLIRT and i LOVE IT and hope is such a queen i feel like she deserves her own fic i also want to hug her i bet she would give the best hugs ever i bet she’s the only person regulus is 100% comfortable having those long hugs with that last arguably too long and it gets weird (this is how i feel about most hugs)

omg so i’m answering as i read so YES i AGREE i think there’s a tiny bit of me that is accidentally being a bit self insert with reg LOL ANYWAY i think we see reg very similarly xxxx

on the traitor point… a few people have said ‘how did he even forgive them in the end’ and i think that is so valid like to get over a betrayal like that from your closest friends would be so so so hard and i tried to reflect that and not just make it an easy fix because oh my god how is that not in the back of your mind always just whispering all the time??? like getting over that would be a JOURNEY so yeah it got a bit angsty haha but i feel like if anything it could have been worse it could have been unresolveable !!!! but it will never be because i am a happily ever after boy ONLY

i am a bajillion years late to this i’m really sorry i’m a pants person who is 99% offline BUT thank you so much for your consolidated comment it’s so sweet and has made me smile all lame and gross xxxx i hope you enjoy / enjoyed TML too i hope that it gave you the healed remus and the jegulus you deserve and maybe some giggles hopefully xxxxxxx thanks for being nice to me lol i honestly am so weird and lame and awkward but kiss kiss i am blushing like a loser xxxxxxxxx

[v-anrouge]

Pomfoire Cuddles! (Pretty sure I’ve already sent you something like this but you seem like you could use cuddles)

Vil obviously doesn’t like cuddles unless he’s done his fifty thousand step cuddle routine! Skin care, showers, change the sheets, best pjs cleaned and pressed, snackies and water at the ready! But it’s all worth it when it’s the most comfortable cuddle ever! Hand feeding each other cut up fruits and veggies, soft music playing in the background silk pajamas, it’s like straight out of a romance novel! Obviously his emergency cuddles are not as strict, mainly his emergency cuddles are bath cuddles. Vil seems the type to hate cuddling and relaxing until AFTER he’s washed the days grime off him, so if you’ve had a bad day, he just goes all out with his bath and has you join (if you’re comfortable of course!) bubbles are a must, and he even lets you bring in a rubber ducky cause bubble baths aren’t complete without a ducky!

Rook is a chaotic cuddler, any time, any where, he’s ready to wrap you in his long arms and legs, and snuggle! He is also a chatterbox most of the time, talking about everything and nothing all at once. Somehow. He will even recite poetry, or sing some lullaby’s if you wish. He’s down for whatever. When you need emergency cuddles, he texts Vil and asks for him to bring you both snacks while in his room, snuggled up, one of Rook’s hats on your head cause you look cute with it, and a stolen quilt from Epel wrapped around you, and you placed in Rooks lap. Vil sometimes joins in if you wish.

Duel cuddles are a bit of a mess! Rook wants to hurry up and cuddle now, while Vil wants some planning for the cuddles! After his shower, Vil does some quick laundry, and gets the skin routine set up while you and Rook quickly take a shower,which is mostly Rook hugging you cause he needs cuddles right now! He may let yo go for a bit, in exchange for a smooch! But you all end up piled onto Vil’s bed, with his bajillion thread count sheets, while Vil fusses over Rooknot having properly dried his hair yet, and Rook refusing to let you go. Finally Vil joins, and now you and him are trapped in Rook’s embrace, and subject to Rook’s many thoughts about how beautiful you two are!

Now picture with the dogs! Rook’s hounds all curled at the foot of the bed, though Beau keeps his head on your legs so he knows your there. He doesn’t mind if you kick him in your sleep, he just readjusts. And Ada is all huffy cause those are HER dad’s arms she should be in! Eventually she lets you hug her since Vil is holding you and Rook, but it takes Vil telling her to join in before she does. Odette and Aubery curl around each other, and Beau’s bum since he’s stretching to reach your legs. You will all be awoken by Odette demanding that it is morning time! Out of bed! She needs her breakfast!

URRDEDH thank you so much:(( you're so sweet

vil having a routine for cuddles fhwheehehehehehe he's so silly i swear i want to kiss him all over of course rook being the total opposite he'd probably try to cuddle his lover in public too bro is clingy idk how well id sleep with two people and dogs on the bed sleeping as well but ugh they're so cute 😿😿😿😿

[ivi-prism]

11. Smooched a demi god, an emo with an evil super side, and a pyromaniac gold digger bear in Karmaland 12. Was the only Mexican character (like not even mexican cc! his character was entrenched in mexican culture and visuals) in a server composed only of spaniards and used every opportunity to demand reparations from the colonialism 13. He keeps dace planting into heart break... you guys don't understand... the one guy he befriends (the emo mentioned before) becomes his everything, his dearest, his boy toy, and then said emo knowing all Quackity wanted was to be mayor, steals the election for himself 14. Felt wrongged by the election stealing, so he started a revolution and made political speeches while at a party

15. Was perfectly fine to kill civilians and destroy property to further his revolution

16. Had the charisma to get other heroes to agree to fight his cause and pushed the server into the brink of collapse 17. Killed the daughter of his nemesis (aka that emo he smooched earlier) 18. An alien invasion wasn't enough to deterr him from vengance 19. And as if man didn't go through enough, he got his memories forcibly errased because he was too much of a liability 20. and after that he died like a bajillion times trying to build a rocket Tragic, violent, has the asthetics, is silly. You know it!

Vote for Quackity!

might as well start campaigning now??? anyway vote quackity. here are ten reasons why you should:

has a character that was engaged to someone who later became royalty, was married to a president (and then killed him when he became a super massive dick), then got engaged to two dudes, experienced a fuckton of heartbreak and then started having an enemies arc with queer subtext to a zombie.

is a golddigger

murders people

have you seen the art???????? sexyman material right there

did i mention having a crush on the guy who basically started the trend of fucking him over but he didnt want to admit it so they just started to fight with each other?

ate the heart of his ex-husband (who was the president) (who he had a part in killing)

lets face it. his skins are kinda lackluster. or at least his face is. and then look at the art and fan adaptions!!!!!! they make him so tumblr sexyman

made some really questionable moral decisions but is still babygirl

has songs about him

also i dont watch karmaland or anything but I've heard that he's great in that too

[whorekneecentral]

anj. that was AMAZING brb gonna read it bajillion times because HOLY SHIT

mick i love mick and i love you for that

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thank you babe!! <333 smooches from me and emi's husband, mick <3333

[galactic-magick]

Secret Darling: Logan x Reader

Request: Hiya! I was wondering if you could maybe make a Logan x reader, (Gender neutral or female), where Logan's just casually sitting on the couch, (and I mean casual like he's not wearing his tie and is just, casual for once), typing away on his laptop when reader just wants attention and affection? Like just pure fluff, and a lot of it? XD - @zarieslayer​

Summary: None of the sides know you and Logan are dating and you wish you could be more openly affectionate.

Words: 1300+                                        

Warnings: Lots of kiss kiss

Author’s Notes: Combined this request with an idea I had for a secret dating AU lol. I also got very flustered writing this so hopefully it meets your fluff standards 😂 also this gif is gonna give me a stroke geez louise

Taglist: @luluwinchester​ @nerve-ous-love​ @zarieslayer​

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Logan wouldn’t be caught dead like this except when he’s with you. He maintains a strict image of professionalism at all times. It gives him confidence, puts him in an intellectual mindset, and convinces everyone around him he’s serious and not to be messed with. He never as much as loosens his tie outside of closed doors.

Only with you does he allow himself to breathe, especially since you’re the only person he shows the softer part of himself to. None of the other sides know you two are together. It would completely destroy his reputation if they knew he has feelings, after all. Still, he does make an effort to spend as much time with you as he can when he’s not working. You meet him in his room nearly every day, and he gives you attention whenever he can when the others aren’t watching.

When you come in, he’s lounging on the couch, laptop on his lap, with the top few buttons of his shirt undone. His tie is completely off and his hair is a bit messy, but he’s still incredibly focused.

“Oh, hello darling,” he greets you.

“Hey,” you sigh, sitting down next to him. “How long have you been working on that?”

He doesn’t look up, continuing to type furiously, “Just a few hours,”

“A few hours?”

“Yes,”

“Don’t you want to take a break?”

“I will when I’m finished,”

“When will that be?”

“If I stay on schedule, approximately two more hours,”

“Two more hours?!”

He locks eyes with you, “You seem to be distressed over the normal passage of time, darling, are you quite alright?”

“Yeah…” you rest your head on his shoulder. “I was just hoping to get a bit of affection, that’s all,”

“Oh,”

“I know you’re super busy, but I just don’t think taking a break would really hurt,” you shrug, sitting up. “Did you know that in many people cuddling and kissing releases hormones that benefit your health? And people who hug a lot tend to have lower blood pressure levels?”

He smirks, “Sweetheart, are you trying to use knowledge against me?”

“Plus the happy chemicals or whatever can help you fight off sickness and sleep better, and we all know how much you love getting enough sleep,”

“Is that all?”                  

“Well you probably know more about science stuff than me, but there’s definitely bajillions of other benefits too, maybe kissing can cure allergies or something,”

“I don’t believe that’s correct,”

“Prove it, then,” you grin. “Kiss me ‘til I never sneeze again,”

“Darling, if all you wanted was for me to kiss you all you had to do was ask,” he closes his laptop and sets it aside. “You know I’d do anything you desire,”

You giggle as he interlaces his fingers with yours and pulls you close to him. He kisses your forehead first, then your nose, then each of your cheeks. His kisses are deliberate yet adoring, slow but not teasing. He presses his lips along your jaw and then stops to look into your eyes, taking a moment to memorize your flushed face before finally kissing your lips.

Your heart flutters as he moves his hands to cradle your face, running the pads of his thumbs across your cheekbones.

“Don’t you ever wish we could do this in front of the others?” you ask between kisses.

Logan pulls away, his fingers grazing down your neck and landing on your shoulders, “You…want to do this in front of everyone?”

“Well not this exactly,” you hesitate. “I mean like just casual quick pecks, holding hands, being able to cuddle when we have group movie nights,”

He looks down, “Would that…would that make you feel loved? Would that make you happier?”

“Oh, Logan,” you lift his chin up. “I do feel loved, and I am happy. I’m just saying it would be nice, that’s all,”

“It’s settled then,” he nods. “We won’t keep this a secret anymore,”

“Really?” you squeal, falling onto him and wrapping your arms around his neck.

“Yes,” he hugs you back tightly. “Although we should consider breaking it to them slowly, possibly have a bit of fun,”

“Fun, huh?”

“Are you questioning my ability to have fun?”

“Maybe a little bit,” you laugh.

“I simply think the best way to tell them is by acting as if they already knew, isn’t that fun?”

“You want to gaslight them?”

“That’s a bit of a strong word, but essentially, yes,”

“Have you been spending time with Janus?”

“Absolutely not,” he runs his knuckles down the side of your head. “You know I spend all my free time with you,”

“Ah, yes,”

“Would you like to resume?”

“Please,”

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 The next morning you meet everyone for breakfast and coffee in the kitchen. You give Logan a quick smooch before sitting down, and the others stare in disbelief.

“Please tell me I was not the only one who just saw that,” Roman gasps.

“What’s the matter, never seen a kiss before?” Virgil rolls his eyes.

“Excuse me, I have seen and experienced many kisses!”

Patton starts making indistinguishable noises, something between screaming and hyperventilating, “Logan!!! When were you going to tell us?!”

“Sure, whatever Princey,”

“You’re not at all shocked by this Virgil?”

“Not really. I’ve seen them going into the closet to make out a couple times,”

“What?!”

You give Logan a look, and you can tell he’s really struggling to stay composed. This is not going according to plan, especially since this didn’t seem to be as much of a secret in the first place as you thought.

“Alright, fine, you got us,” you surrender. “We’ve been together for a while now,”

“Awwww!!” Patton bounces in his chair.

Roman bursts out laughing, “Ha! Logan’s in looove,”

Logan turns his head to him and tightens his tie, “I don’t quite understand why that is so humorous to you, Roman. Love may be nothing more than chemicals in the brain, but it is nothing less than an exquisite experience that brings a multitude of opportunities for growth and learning. I for one find it quite exhilarating, and I hope one day you too will find someone who makes you feel the same,”

The table is dead silent for a moment.

“Wow,” Roman exhales. “How do you manage to sound so nerdy even when you’re being mushy?”

“It’s a talent only for the true intellectuals,” you butt in, reaching your hand across to grab Logan’s. “See you guys later,” you wink and dash out of the kitchen, pulling Logan along with you. You go into the closet and shut the door.

Logan let’s out a long sigh of relief, “You know, we don’t have to hide in here anymore,”

“Yeah…” you chuckle. “Did Virge really see us? We were being so careful,”

“I suppose not careful enough,” he grins. “But it no longer matters,”

You smile, pressing yourself against him and he wraps his arms around your waist, “That was really sweet what you said,”

“Well it’s true. Loving you has taught me much, and I wouldn’t trade it for the knowledge of a thousand books,”

“You’re adorable,”

“Only for you,” he smirks. He tightens his arms around you and gently captures your lips. You grab the collar of his shirt and deepen the kiss, only stopping when a bright light hits your eyes.

You both look towards the door to see Patton standing there with his mouth wide open.

“Oh! Uh, sorry kiddos,” he grabs his coat. “Just needed to get this, uh, thing,”

You cover your eyes and slam your head into Logan’s chest in embarrassment.

“Anyways, have fun! Stay safe!” Patton waves and closes the door.

“I’m beginning to think it would be favorable to find a new designated affection spot,”

“Yeah…but not yet,” you pull him back to you, kissing him hard.

[vagrantblvrd]

I’m sure it’s been done a bajillion times by now?

But that hitmens AU in which Gavin and Ryan work for different agencies, and of course their paths cross all the time.

That time in Paris where Ryan had to walk the catwalk as a model to get close to his target. (Unorthodox, but it worked, okay.)

Gavin was there too, either posing as a bartender or photographer and you just know there was a moment in which their eyes met, because of course they did.

Gavin serving drinks and being flashy about it, and Ryan needing to blend in at the bar while his target mingles with the crowd. Gavin zeroing in on Ryan because something strange about him, you know? (Not soft like the social elite and whatnot around them, pings Gavin’s potential threat radar hard and just. Best to keep an eye on him? And if flirting is needed to keep up the charade, so be it.)

Or Ryan on the catwalk and there’s that one photographer that wasn’t there when he first walked onto the catwalk, but when he does his turn to head backstage there he is tucked a little deeper into the shadows then the other photographers.

Odd, but he doesn’t think much of it until he’s backstage and the screaming starts? And now he has to hustle if he wants to get his target. Which he does, but it’s a close thing, because Drama. And when he brings it up with the agency all security footage the photographer should have been in is either corrupted or simply missing. HMMM.

Other cities and other targets - awfully convenient how they’re never after the same targets, so no unnecessary conflict of interest there, thank goodness.

Eventually they get to the point where it’s a game for them, all friendly rivalry stuff, you know? Who an get to their target first and go unnoticed.

Or who can manage to find the most unlikely of disguises and such.

(Those times they deliberately pick a disguise to help the other one out, and little *wink* as they let them into select VIPs only areas or pass them a key card or vital bit of whatever to reach their target and their handlers/agencies are just like *facepalm* in the background once they run into each other on a mission because cue the awkward flirting/Pining? Like seriously idiots, just bone already, no one wants to see you drag this out any longer it’s too painful to watch.)

And then!

The mission where they do have the same target, because some baddie out there has some Evil Scheme(TM) to expose/ruin their agencies and then Take Over The World(TM) and they’re the only ones who can stop said baddie?

And then two ridiculously skilled hitmens team up to stop the baddie and it’s just. Utter ridiculousness and terrible flirting and probably jumping into a large body of water to escape dying horribly and someone offering the other their jacket to keep warm while they trudge their way towards civilization and a car they can steal.

(Bonus points if they both went into the water and the whole keeping warm thing is a moot point, but it’s totally the gesture that counts and just. Yes.)

Also high speed chases and shooty-shoots with the baddie’s flunkies.

Some cheap motel somewhere with one bed - there’s a convention or something in town and it was the last available room. Instead of one of them taking the bed and the other sleeping on the floor they settle for sharing the bed - after a bit of back and forth, of course, because gentlemen or whatever. Then the bit where they’re hyper aware of the person in the bed next to them and all that.

Ryan puts off heat like a mofo and Gavin runs cold and it’s after the dunk in the water so body warmth! Which is how they wake up the next day with Gavin snuggled into Ryan and Ryan’s arms - naturally - around him and oh, no, because it’s actually really fucking nice. This whole bit about how lonely their lives are what with the constant traveling and murderizing other people thing?

And, like. Sure they’ve got friends at the agency and such, but they both go home to empty apartments. (Well. Gavin’s got his cats and Ryan’s got his strays and just. Yes.)

Akwardness all over the place, but first maybe there’s that moment where fuzzy from sleep and safe and warm and a kiss happens. Clumsy kind of thing because mostly asleep but the most natural thing in the world and it’s super nice until it registers in the kiss-er’s mind that the kiss-ee is stiff and awkward and oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, they don fucked up.

Super awkward apologies and all then back to business and no more said about the sleepy morning kiss because they have a baddie to stop!!1!

Some big, stupidly dramatic final battle/whatever with the baddie in which close calls and flesh wounds happen.

Gavin helping Ryan to his feet and this weirdly wistful touch to his smile as he does because this is pretty much it for their team-up, isn’t it? Going to go back to their agencies after this and hope they don’t run up against one another going for the same target again because it might not go so well (relatively?) the next time.

And their handlers/agency are like jfc, because these two idiots?

But also, you know, the two of them worked extremely well together and realize if the agencies actually worked together, pooled their resources and the whatnot they’d be even more effective?

Something about working towards the same goals and it’d be smarter, more efficient if the agencies merged, wouldn’t it? Less chance of botching one another’s missions/agendas and other nonsense.

AND THEN.

Gavin and Ryan showing up to a briefing and being :O at seeing one another because as far as they knew their agencies had relocated their HQ to a new building - were on leave or vacation or whatever when the move happened - and that’s when their handlers/bosses let them in on the whole merged agencies thing and that they’ll be working together from now on.

And also, please to take a look at the fraternization rules because they’d hate for Gavin and Ryan using them as an excuse not to to do something about all the Pining they’ve been doing for years at that point.

Seriously, it’s just fucking sad.

And then, you know, smooches are had, because of course they are.

Also, also, the hitmens AU where Ryan is actually a model using that as cover for his hitmens shenanigans. Gavin poses as a photographer and Ryan knows it’s BS because he knows all the photographers from whatever publication Gavin claims to be from. And then the whole paths crossing and eventual smooching happens, because yes.)

[jiminrings]

Hi bestie (your fault I now stalk you daily sorry not sorry )…So here’s my dilemma. Obvi you saw my last ask about sobbing at work and I was like all right…she gets me. We cool now and chap 3 is not gonna break me (and apparently your entire fandom) but then I see this ask (NGL those monsters gave me chills 😳) and you share that part 3 is like a bajillion times more heavy. Like gurl I ain’t trying to get fired for crying on the job and now me thinks I mayhaps have ptsd from allllllllllllllll the angst. I mean I’m literally so obsessed with this story I’m making up side stories just to alleviate the literal heartburn (pun 💯 intended) I am getting. Like I’m gonna have to invest in TUMs or Pepto or sum. Also if it’s ok to ask what is the timeline for this. Like did Jimbo break it off right after we left him and before he told his family??? Or after Mama Park had her “discussion” about cheating??? Sorry if this is too much but it just goes to show how good you are at immersing us into the characters. Smooches 😘 😘😘

THE WAY YOU’RE MAKING UR OWN SIDE QUESTS TO GO AROUND THE UPCOMING FINALE 😭😭😭😭 also it’s v okay!!

part one > intermission 2 > intermission 1 > part two

THANK U SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE <3 ILY MWAH

[colesterstrudel]

So here are my endless thoughts on SVU & OC, all under the cut bc I get rambly and incoherent lmaooooo so here goes the format is shit bc I’m on mobile but are we surprised lmao

SVU

It is a crime that we never got to see the dress Liv was wearing to her ceremony A CRIME I know it was a lewk I KNOW IT WAS

The Liv/Elliot stare down dkdkdkkdkddk pls they’re just looking at each other like they’re trying to make sure they’re both really there

The flashback to the episode where pregnant Kathy is in a car accident with Liv was a crime against me, specifically, bc how dare you make me deal with those emotions while Liv is also dealing with them with that 100 yard stare WHY

Fin’s “you’re gonna have to ask him” to Liv in the hospital 🤝 his “you’ll have to ask her that” to Elliot in the bar or whatever

The whispered convo in the corner of Liv’s office hello intimacy lmao personal space whomst Liv and Elliot don’t know her and they never have AND THEN when Elliot says “let’s work it” like they’re still partners, LIKE THEY’RE PARTNERS FOR LIFE, IF YOU WILL

Liv spent so much of their partnership pushing him to be with his family and she STILL has to do it even ten years later after he’s broken her heart she loves him so much she loves his kids she wants nothing but the best for him so she keeps pushing him to go back to his family, to visit Kathy in the hospital, but noooooooooooo hardheaded Elliot Stabler just can’t do it

“I give you my word I’ll behave” so u just gon lie like that to her FACE when you haven’t seen her IN TEN YEARS DKSKDKSKSKSKSK LYING IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU DO and also when he started rolling up his sleeves??? BRAIN ROT IMMEDIATELY BRAIN EMPTY

LIV HOLDING ELLIOT BACK, HIM ALL IN HER PERSONAL SPACE, THE RAISED VOICE FOLLOWED BY THE WHISPER, THE LINGERING EYE CONTACT DKDKDKDKDKDK IF Y’ALL DON’T FUCKIN SMOOCH IN THIS BITCH

Actually okay the whole interrogation room scene bc seeing them in interrogation with each other is painful enough, but the looks Liv keeps giving him while he’s talking to the suspect dkdkkddkdkdk the last time she was in an interrogation room when she could still feel Elliot’s presence around her was when she was crying after he put in his papers YES I AM CRYING THANK U and then the suspect says “why aren’t you in the hospital with your wife” and it’s practically the same thing Liv told him but he can hear that kind of stuff from her and be okay but when anyone else is questioning his loyalty to his family it sets him off (not that she was questioning his loyalty but you get what I’m saying) and UGH the way Liv keeps an eye on him as he moves around the room to make sure he doesn’t fuckin lose it

She bumped into him on the roof ON PURPOSE she didn’t have to be that close to him there’s plenty of room on the roof for the two of them but it’s like she’s questioning if he’s really there and then you have to wonder how many conversations has she had with him mentally or in her dreams that she has to fuckin shoulder check him on the roof to ensure he’s really there, that she’s really talking to HIM

Elliot’s Catholic guilt rearing its ugly head as he caresses the head of his dying wife while he has so much he wants and needs to say to Liv.......am I overthinking this I thinketh not

KATHY NOT BELIEVING ELLIOT TELLING HER HE HASN’T SPOKEN TO LIV IN TEN YEARS AND LIV HAVING TO CONFIRM THAT IT’S TRUE I’M DKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKDKS LIV WAS THE GLUE HOLDING THAT GODDAMN FAMILY TOGETHER AND SHE COULDN’T EVEN RECEIVE THE LOVE SHE SO DESPERATELY WANTED???? NEEDED??????? FROM ELLIOT BC OF IT I’M DJDJDJSSKSKSKSK

Liv watching Elliot kiss Kathy’s forehead through the glass door of that hospital room, like she’s been forced to look in on that marriage from the outside for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The symbolism!!!!!!!!!!!

The waiting room hospital scene yes this will be burned into my brain forever thank u. Neither of them can sit still when they’re around each other now it’s like it’s too much all at once especially Liv she keeps moving and fidgeting and when they ARE still they’re so CLOSE to each other like they can’t bear for there to be any distance, not anymore, not now

They tell each other they love each other without saying the words and it kills me every single time I can’t live like this I wish they were better at talking about their feelings

ANOTHER WHISPERED/BREATHY “ELLIOT” with that side eye YES LIV LET HIM KNOW HE FUCKED UP dkskdkdkdkdk and then she told him she LOVED HIM “you were the single most important person in my life and you just.....disappeared” god this really tears my heart out every time I think about it bc the look in her eyes just 😭😭😭

“I was afraid if I heard your voice I wouldn’t have been able to leave” GOD DID Y’ALL KNOW IT ONLY TAKES THREE WORDS EACH TO SAY I LOVE YOU DID YOU KNOW THAT DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD CONSERVE OXYGEN AND SAY ONLY THREE WORDS OBVIOUSLY NOT

Liv having to stand up for Elliot once again and defend him to people who don’t see him the way she does, the way he deserves to be seen, she’s had to do it for years when they were partners and now she’s doing it again when he’s only been back like a day and a half

I’ve already talked about the bar scene with Elliot and Fin a bajillion times but!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s just such a good fuckin scene and the emotions and the mannerisms from Elliot are just *chef’s kiss* that man loves Liv so much and he’s so upset he’s missed so much of Liv’s life ugh just thinking about his “who’s the guy?” and how he must be thinking back to “you’re the longest relationship I’ve ever had with a man” and how that may still be true but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t moved on and found someone else to take his place in her heart, in her life, to give her the child she always wanted WHEW

LIV DKDKDKDKDK “Phoebe just said I love you and you couldn’t say it back?” MA’AM YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL THE MAN YOU LOVE THAT YOU LOVE HIM PLS STOP JUDGING FIN DKDKDKDKDDKDK

Liv calling Elliot “Stabler” why does that shit hurt my heart so bad dkdkdkdkdkdks CALL HIM EL AGAIN PLS

Amanda likening her relationship with Liv to Liv’s relationship with Kathy? No ma’am. No. Somebody get the spray bottle tell her to shut the fuck up

Elliot called Liv before he called any of his kids about Kathy HE CALLED HER FIRST no I’m fine this is fine that’s just something you’d do like if you loved someone or something lmao def nothing suspicious here

I will never stop talking about that hug okay bc Elliot IS SOBBING and he nuzzles into Liv’s shoulder and she wants to keep her walls up and remain distant but her eyes close and she settles into it too god it’s such a GOOD hug you can FEEL the emotions

“I didn’t get to say goodbye” hello parallels between Elliot and his wife and Liv, the love of his life again this is fine I’m fine

Liv putting his family first and offering to call his kids for him fkdkdkdkdkks god will she ever put herself first with ANYONE or will she always put herself on the back burner can we PLEASE GET LIV SOME LASTING HAPPINESS IN THIS BITCH

Even tho Elliot said he didn’t need her to call his kids it absolutely looks like she DID get his kids and take them to him in the chapel like that’s how it comes across and idk if they did that on purpose or what but that’s what it looks like idk man it just really kills me bc she just keeps putting his family first and keep them together SHE IS THE GLUEEEEEEEEEE IN THAT FAMILY

“I can be objective” not with Elliot miss ma’am and you know that like it’s cute that you think that but 👀👀👀 we all know JUST LIKE WE ALL KNOW that technically you’re off the case but you won’t be off the case you’ll keep looking into things when you can bc that’s your partner, your Elliot, and you can’t not keep looking into it

OC

When Elliot goes downstairs at the courthouse and he starts speaking Italian to those dudes he arrested or whatever and then he starts threatening them and he does the throat slash motion as he gets taken away dkskskskskks BRAIN WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is that so HOT!!!!!!! @ myself get it together

I’ve already talked about the snow scene in the park but I am not done I will never be done bc the tension!!!!!!!!!!!! Liv won’t hold eye contact for too long and neither will he and I am DYING the small talk is so awkward and then he says “you woulda loved it” about his place in Rome meaning he was THINKING ABOUT HER WHILE HE WAS AWAY

“Elliot, I can’t” OH MY GOD DKDKDKDK and the way she looks at the letter in his hands dkdkdksksks awh hell

Liv was wearing gloves and Elliot was bare handed as they walked around the city in SVU, when she was showing him the pic of the suspect on her phone and here she is again, wearing gloves while Elliot’s hands are bare but this time she brushes her fingers over his ever so slightly while taking the letter from him. The touch is on purpose, has to be, but it’s like the rooftop scene where she bumps into him to make sure it’s really him. Not to mention the gloves vs bare hands thing - she’s erected walls up around her heart and her life and she has all these boundaries she won’t let Elliot cross, not now, maybe not ever she tells herself, and as long as she can separate even the smallest amount of her bare flesh from his she just might be able to make it through him being back in town

ELLIOT WANTED HER TO INTRODUCE HIM TO NOAH YOU CAN SEE IT god he must’ve been so torn up about it bc that’s her kid!!!!!! He’s a part of her!!!!!!!!! He wants to know everything he missed and she won’t even introduce him to her child!!!!!!!!

Angela Wheatley I’m free on Thursday if you’d like to hang out on Thursday when I am free

Liv doesn’t take her eyes off Elliot at the funeral not once NOT ONCE I know I’ve said this before but she’s really the glue that holds that goddamn family together and I am DYING

She holds it together for all the kids and Elliot but the second she walks away her face just fuckin CRUMPLES she can’t hold it together anymore especially after the way Elliot grabbed her whole ass arm to thank her for going I’m dkdkskdkdkdkd this is too much this is too much

THEY DELETED THE FUCKIN SCENE WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY IN ELLIOT’S APARTMENT??????? WHY???????? I WANTED TO OVERANALYZE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so I know Richard Wheatley is the bad guy but I luv him what a MAN. He really said “fuck you you racist piece of shit” and killed his own dad fkdkdkdkdkdksk okay WORK RICHARD

SERGEANT BELL I AM AVAILABLE ON THURSDAY LEMME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HANG OUT ON THURSDAY WHEN YOU ARE FREE

Bell not taking any sorta shit from Elliot I LUV IT I LUV HER GET HIS ASS DKDKDKDKSKSKS he NEEDS people to keep his ass in line bc he doesn’t know how to act not even a lil bit

LIV READ THE LETTER!!!!!! She’s the least stand-offish she’s been to him this whole time WHAT WAS IN THAT LETTER I HAVE TO KNOW

* She knows him too well she knows he’s hiding something from her she knows he’s got something going on but he’s never been good at separating his work from his real life and that hasn’t changed, not now, not even with her and she KNOWS something’s off the way she looks at him while he’s waiting for the elevator is unreal and the lil half nod he gives her bc he KNOWS he needs to talk to her about that letter, especially when she’s WILLING TO TALK NOW but the job!!!!!! “You and the job are about the only thing I’ve got anymore” and he doesn’t even have her, not like he used to, not like he wants to, so he defaults to the job and trying to figure out who killed Kathy and who has it out for him

Okay I obvs didn’t have as much to yell about in OC as I did SVU but I’m so excited to see how OC goes bc it’s got me intrigued already like I need to know. Everything. About the Wheatleys!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!! And I need to see Liv and Elliot interact again pls pls I need it 😭😭😭😭😭 ANYWAYS THE END BYE

[denki-kaminari-anon]

aksjsjfjk i love u so much too 🥺😭💕

seeing you on my dash always makes me smile, my heart flutter, and my day a bajillion times better <3 <3 <3

*cupcake smooch™️🥺*

~🧁

Kaksksmxmx that makes me so happy to hearrrr 🥺🥺😭

*kiss kiss 🥺😚*

[peachhoneii]

Frank and Team, please refer to the bajillion fandom Scroldie smooches. Rewind the VHS tapes and watch DT87′s Back to the Klondike. Scrooge and Goldie smooched a minimum of three times. Don Rosa dropped some kisses down too, every now and then. 

Go back to the basics. Squishy, rubbery beaks. We know you can do it. 

[killherfreakout]

hello my wife, goddess of love and light, earth’s gift from the heavens 🤍✨💍💛 here to drop some love in your inbox per usual don’t mind me ✨💛🤍💍✨💛🤍✨💛🤍💍✨💛🤍✨💍💛🤍 all my love? yours til the end of time, i love you to the moon and back 800 bajillion times over, this is me publicly givin you a smooch also MWAH 💛💛💛💛💛 love youuuuu

MWAH dyamond my wife and goddess!!!!!! love you the mostest fr!!!!!! 💘💗💓💖💕💘 i would go to the ends of the earth for u and ur happiness my heart is yours forever 🤲💗

[bumskulls]

gush about you and the skeleton man? owo

Aight! @husband-of-lucoa @haurchefants-wife

So this fucking trashy gremlin of a man. He’s so fucking short and cute and I love every single pun he makes even the ones I’ve heard a million bajillion times!

I just want to smooch his skull and phalanges and ribs all the time? Like how dare he be so kissable? Also did I mention he’s the perfect height for snuggles? Because he is and it’s fucking awesome.

Anyways I could go on but I have to eat my pancakes before they get cold.

[psycho-slytherin]

*gasps* It's time to shower Tess with affection!!! The sweetest, kindest, most amazing person in the whole wide tumblr! Your writing is thrilling in all the best ways and your cliff hangers leave your devoted readers drooling for more~ Here's to me wishing a bajillion hugs and nose boos and smooches forever and always because your just that deserving of love and respect and kindness😍😍😍

SKDKSKSKDKD I really don’t have words omg 🥺💖💝❣️💕💞💓💗❤️🧡💛💙💙💚🧡💜

I also just got over a sucky lil breakdown so this.....this was really nice. Thank you, so so so much! I really love and appreciate this community 🥰 what would I do without you guys?

[bethcassiidy]

What if Becca and Leo had kissed before she found out her parents were getting a divorce?

 In a world where Becca and Leo kissed before she found out her parents were getting divorced, their very first kiss still sucked.

Not because of any weird family issues taking away from the moment and causing any sudden tears. But because no matter what the situation, Leo Spinnet is gonna Leo Spinnet and be way too eager to have his first kiss.

Leo still nervously stutters out a million questions about how he should move in for the big smooch, but this time utterly unburdened by any uncharacteristic quietness from Becca, Leo moves in way too fast and basically bashes their heads together at top speed.

It’s obviously not the ideal first kiss, so Leo begssssss Becca to let him redo it and Becca isn’t really one to, like, deny Leo things. So after a little negotiation, they move in v slowly on the count of five and this time? The kiss isn’t explosive or anything but it’s good! 

And like the thing about kissing is like, it’s not exactly hard to pick up. Especially when it’s with someone you feel super comfortable experimenting with. So even tho they decided on kissing for ten seconds, it takes about a literal extra six hundred seconds before they realize they’ve been kissing for longer than they’d meant to. And also Leo has a raging boner, but that’s not the point.

Once they realize what happened, they just kind of awkwardly discuss how mistletoe is totally a parasite or whatever until the lil..elephant in the room goes away. Then they start discussing Cinder because Leo really does have concerns about the morality of Dr. Erland and just kind of hang out like normal until Alicia calls them down for desserts and then it’s time for Becca to go home.

But after that, the two begin to have VERY different experiences. Leo tells his mother all about his first kiss during their nighttime tea chat, and after defending his actions to Alicia (who threatens to remove the door whenever Becca comes over, if he even thinks about pulling a stunt like that again.). Leo realizes that he absolutely mistook his squish on Jade for an actual crush and broke his promise to not fall in love with Becca BECAUSE HE’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE THE MOMENT SHE SMASHED INTO HIM IN FIRST YEAR and he spends the rest of the night freaking out to his mom about what he should do next since he SWORE a bajillion times to Becca and Olly that he really wouldn’t fall for her.

Meanwhile Becca’s entire family falls apart right before her eyes as she finds out about her parent’s divorce. And she still swears off love and she spends the entire night crying to Kelsey about everything.

Thanks to the holidays and Becca being super upset and Leo trying to figure out how to function normally around her again, they don’t really see or hear from each other most of break. They sort of text here and there but it’s sort of weird, stilted, and half emoji and both of them are too in their heads to realize that it’s not just them that’s being a weirdo.

But they do see each other almost near the end of break when they all meet up at Winter Wonderfest.

Which I’m pretty sure happened before the kiss in our canon but this is an au so this is different too.

Becca still tries to hold it together when they see each other again, but this time Leo has something up his sleeves that she’s not prepared for.

As soon as they see each other Leo presents Becca with a bonus Christmukkah gift. At first glance it looks like those basic ass lil book bouquets people are always shilling on Etsy, but then Leo tells Becca that he knew she’d hate it if he ripped up any actual books. So instead he’d learned how to make the flowers himself on blank sheets of paper and then afterwards had his mother help him magically copy the lyrics of every song he’d written about Becca (23 since they’ve been best friends and 7 in the time since they’d kissed) onto the flowers.

And Becca and Leo are pretty stupid about their friendship, but Becca’s not THAT stupid and she knows what it means immediately and breaks the fuck down. So then it all gets real chaotic, Leo’s freaking out because ...fucking DUH and Kelsey is insta-ragey and she and Olly are both torn between concern for Becca and being right all along about the aftermath about the Becleo first kiss. 

AND AFTER THAT IDK CUZ I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FINISH THIS MEME BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IT WOULD TAKE LIKE ALMOST HALF A YEAR FOR LEO TO CONVINCE BECCA TO OPEN HERSELF TO LOVE AND THINK ABOUT A ROMANTIC FUTURE FOR THEM AND THAT’S WAY TOO LENGTHY TO GO INTO CUZ THERE WOULD BE SO MANY HIJINKS AND TEARS AND MISTAKES. But ultimately it would be mad cute and i’ll probably revisit this concept sometime.

@robbaerywrites