psycho-slytherin

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this oedipal ain't shit

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"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

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@milaek your little greeblins

emotional support dog (dog you have to emotionally support)

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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bts x netflix originals  ↳ thank-you for 10k followers ♡

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they're so funny 😭

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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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soft boy🖤

for @raplinenthusiasts

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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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