#smolperalta

[grammatically-incoherent]

jake peralta + that face tho

[imoftenverybored]

[smitten4saz]

what are about favourite b99 blogs? i need recs please i love your layout also btw so pretty

i apologise i have had this in my inbox for over a month? i’m the worst but thank you so much!!

i’m pretty sure there are quite a few blog recs out there but i thought i should still answer your question considering its taken me a whole month to answer :/ 

 @bisexualinetti @youngsamberg @silentcause @juliadorable @phil-the-stone @elsaclack and @smolsamberg are all wonderful and create incredible things and give sO much to the fandom! gifs, art, fanfic, headcanons and just seeming like wonderful people they can do anything and everything!? honestly so talented and amazing i pretty much check their blogs every day

 @tall-butt and @fourdrink-amy were the first b99 blogs i ever followed on my old account when i was just casually watching the show so i have this need to thank them for being there

++@smolperalta @nolookfive @andydsamberg @andrewsambags @detjperalta @jamy-peralta @b99 @peraltiagoisland ARE SOME MORE BECAUSE I TRULY LOVE SO MANY BLOGS I JUST LOVE THIS FANDOM and yeah im sure i missed so many but if any come to me i will add them in!! :) 

[swingsuckers]

whatever you do don’t think about amy and gina growing closer over these months jake and rosa are in jail, amy approaching gina first since she knows gina is in to rosa, even well in to carrying a boyle cousin’s child, she has studied the way gina looks at her, the hard edges of her cold face would melt and soften in to admiration and gina just pulls her by the hand in to the supply closet, slams the door dramatically (like how every time she enters a room, amy notes) and engulfs her in the biggest hug and this is the first time anyone has really held amy other than jake, and she’s in shock but she drapes her arms over gina’s shoulders and they cry and they cry and cry together as they get everything out of their system and this has become their daily routine, meeting in the supply closet every day as therapy. gina promising that amy won’t have to wait 15 years for jake, amy encouraging gina to announce her feelings for rosa as soon as they get them out and they grew so close that gina even made amy a mix cd (and amy smiled, another indication that gina had definitely spent all her time with jake growing up) and the first song is somewhere only we know by keane, amy frowned when she put it on in the car, seeing as it’s not gina’s taste, but when she heard the lyrics she started sobbing, the words were so relevant to what they were going through and the somewhere only they knew they went to so they could cope and those are the same words they blare in the car together, they sing at the top of their lungs on drunken nights, the same words amy is softly and timidly singing to gina as she squeezes amy’s cold hand in pain when she’s in labor, amy being the only person who could push her through it, resulting in gina making her new baby girl’s middle name “amy” and the little girl becomes a distraction for both of them, a cute little happy distraction with gina’s big eyes to hold them over until the loves of their lives return

[akshaykvmar-archive]

Every Brooklyn Nine-Nine Episode: [1.01] Pilot

Captain! Hey! Welcome to the murder.

[zhoufeis]

get to know me: ten female characters [2/10] ≡ amy santiago (brooklyn nine-nine)

“I am my own person, capable of making my own decisions. And I decided to humiliate you both.”

[melordamas]

[librariansmemes]

Jake: [takes off plaid shirt to reveal a second, secret plaid shirt underneath]

[softlenaluthor]

Hey all, I have changed my URL brand. This was really hard decision for me because smolperalta is a URL I’ve been using for literal years so that’s how many of you have come to know me, but since I don’t post about B99 as often as I used to, I felt like it was time to let go. 😔

I still love and respect the softest man Jake Peralta (and I hope the creation of his character will pave the way for more fictional men like him) but now I love and respect both him and Lena. 🥰

[first-ex-wife]

I can’t believe that we survived 4 months of hiatus and we still don’t know if b99 is renewed. I think Fox is purposely trying to kill us at this point

what did we ever do to you???

[grammatically-incoherent]

I should’ve known you were lying. There is NOTHING better than a plain scone.     → I was trying to protect you.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

answer 21 questions and tag 21 some people you’d like to get to know a little better

tagged by: @gideongrace <3

• nickname: Annie

• real name: Ooh, nice try...I don’t disclose that one

• zodiac: Gemini

• height: 5 ft. 5-ish inches

• what time it is: 12:49 PM

• favorite musician/group:  Carrie Underwood, Demi Lovato

• favorite sports team: ....not really

• other blogs:  No 

• do I get asks: very few

• how many blogs I follow:  The opposite of “very few” (It’s a lot, like A LOT)

• tumblr crushes: I know a lot of sweet people on this site and I crush hard on all of them

• lucky number: no lucky numbers, my favourite numbers are 72 and 76

• what am I wearing right now: t-shirt and jeans

• dream vacation: Scotland or Italy

• dream car: BATMOBILE (the Michael Keaton version, the Christian Bale tank looks way too intimidating to drive)

• favorite food: chocolate fudge, tuna casserole

• drink of choice: Alcoholic drink would be rum and coke, non-alcoholic would just be...coke (or Pepsi, cuz honestly I do not care)

• instruments: none

• languages: English is the only one I’m fluent in

• celebrity crushes: Good Lord, how much time do you have??? Lily James, Blake Lively, Richard Madden, Trevor Noah, Michael Fassbender, Jesse McCartney, Julianne Hough, Derek Hough (the list goes on for a while...)

• random fact: I have no streaming services and still live buying DVDs and DVD boxsets

tagging: @bob-belcher , @c0bblenygma , @smolperalta , @youngsamberg , @sheridans-dynamos , @peterman-spideyparker , @highon85 , @brawlite , @hargrovesharrington , @callmelilyshameless

[swingsuckers]

peraltiago + lyrics (1/?)

[akshaykvmar-archive]

The Captain is being irrational. But he’s about to learn himself a lesson.

[softperraltiago-blog]

Name 10 favourite characters from 10 different things (books, tv, film, etc.), then tag 10 people!

Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99)

The (11th) Doctor(Doctor Who)

Dean Winchester(Supernatural)

Bellamy Blake(the 100)

Bilbo Baggins(the Hobbit)

Eleven (Stranger things)

Crowley(Good Omens)

Danaerys Targaryen(Game of Thrones)

Doctor Glas

Link(Legend of Zelda)

I am tagging @smolperalta @coolcoolcoolperalta @amysantago @kingjakerulez @nxiety @amyxperalta @peraltiago-stylez @jonahsimms @jamy-peralta

[melordamas]

I don’t struggle to accept my sexuality. I struggle with living in a world that struggles to accept that I should not have the same civil rights as others because of my sexual orientation.