#smoke detector

[zanethenindroid]

Ash and Cinder's worst enemy

[stuffymcstuffsworld]

Nothing irritates you faster than the smoke detector beeping about a low battery but both you and your partner are too fucking short to reach the damn thing even with the stepstool!

Someone bring me a Balam! I need a tall person in my life!

[smolfrosted]

I’m about to beat up two of our smoke detectors, they’ve been beeping since two am and I already replaced the battery in one of them and we have to go buy another battery for the second one

It also pisses me off when people get picky about when people call smoke detectors, fire alarms, like… it is alerting you to what it thinks is a fire, cause it’s detecting smoke, who cares what it’s called, it sure as hell doesn’t

[gmanmedias]

I’LL TAKE A QUIET LIFE, A HANDSHAKE OF CARBON MONOXIDE

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13.

[arconinternet]

Let's Rap Fire Safety (Video, 2000)

This time starring Seinfeld's Jason Alexander as Seymour Smoke. You can watch it in your browser here.

[koreanaswego]

Korean Word of the Day

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Smoke detector

[booksandchainmail]

pro tip: if your smoke detectors get dusty enough (say, from being in a room where a fan means that dust moves around near the ceiling), they will start going off spontaneously

additional tip: it is best not to discover this at four in the morning

[harbingrs]

Sift through the slush and the ash and the dust

For whatever stands out for whatever reason

If it's a laugh or a rush or a remembered feeling

You don't know what it means, but you don't wanna leave it

[americiumam]

i do not trust atheists who make hating religion a personality trait

[silliestcreature196]

Dear Smoke Alarm:

Please shut the fuck up.

The house isn't burning down.

I'm just depressed and haven't cleaned out my air fryer.

Regrettably yours, me.

[tuuneoftheday]

The National - Smoke Detector

[bigguccielwopo]

Kevin Gates shows off his new grill while his smoke detector batteries are on their last legs

[trooperst-3v3]

An open letter to the troopers who sent a service request today asking me to "fix the broken smoke detector" in their bunk.

First of all, it probably just needs new power cells. I think it takes AAs. Steal some from your holoprojector remote.

Second: I meant what I said about not answering service requests on odd-numbered levels this week. So you have a few options here:

1. Fix it yourself. See above.

2. Let K8-T3 fix it. I know some of you are little afraid of her, but she does good work. I'm sorry about what happened last time, and I'm sure she is, too.

3. Try not to do anything flammable for a few more days. You can do it. I have faith in you.

Hang in there. I'll see you next week,

ST-3V3

[iceeericeee]

throwback to the one time my fire alarm started beeping intermittently because it needed batteries in the middle of the night, so instead of getting it new batteries I wrapped it in 3 blankets, 10 hoodies and a pillow, shoved it in my closet, and went back to bed.

[whiskykitteeeeee]

When these things start going off I hear that song "we got the beats" by the gogos but of course its "we got the beeps" and even tho it's funnier I still hate it.

My cat hate it too.

[arconinternet]

Be Cool About Fire Safety (Video, 1996)

Starring Lindsay Lohan and Gilbert Gottfried. You can watch it here.