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sun looks like an old streetlamp...
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laurie 😔
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)
#edward poynter#art#faithful until death#Pompeii#Do I think this man was actually ~standing guard until death~? unlikely. he probably just succumbed to the smoke early#do i think this is a devastating representation of the actual last moments of thousands of people? absolutely#it’s such a good painting
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᭨ ྀlighters.
#⊹ ⋆꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆゚⊹#png#icons#i don't smoke but they're so pretty#♥︎ᭂ 𓇻. #lighters#png icons#moodboard#messy moodboard#messy#alternative#transparent png#transparent icons#png icon#png images#lighter png#aesthetic#silver#silver aesthetic
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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today
some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels unto this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.
so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.
here is what he saw through the binoculars:
the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted others to steer clear.
however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that
"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"
#IT WAS SO FUNNY#there was such a palpable moment of incomprehension and then everyone lost their shit#anyway. MY DIVERS SMOKE YOUR DIVERS. MEET ME AT THE PORT ENTRANCE
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Two Billboards Outside Jackson Mississippi
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Honestly, it can stand as it's own post. The tobacco industry is evil they want to get you smoking yadda yadda you've heard it a million times and like. I think we hear it so much but that a lot of the younger generations in the us dont really get why there's such an aggressive anti smoking campaign, I think people buy into the narrative South Park has spun about it "the cigarette companies are all upfront about it and people still chose their service and everyone against smoking are just obsessive fascists" and it's like. Genuinely, the cigarette companies are some of the most evil entities this world has ever seen. From knowing cigarettes caused cancer before anyone else and lying about it, to being the reason the majority of 50s television existed (shows like I Love Lucy existed to sell you cigarettes) to specifically making flavors of cigarettes and cartoon mascots to sell to kids. And I'm not saying that if you smoke cigarettes you're bad but I do really want the tobacco industry abolished and have it's wealth distributed to the society it controlled for so fucking long.
Seriously, go read about it. They did shit that manipulated the country, politics, and the lives of your parents and their parents, and likely their influence is affecting your life in this day and age still.
#i say this as a bitch who vapes#its not the act of smoking thats wrong here#its the industry the companies and the fucked up shit tey did#ranting
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I want it to be a smoke weed at work day. But there have already been quite a few smoke weed at work days this week. So I'm unsure
#i dont wanna grt back to smoking at work every day cause that makes the weed go away so fast#but then again it is my bday season so
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WOE, EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY ASSORTED FIDDLESTAN AND FIDDLEAUTHOR DOODLES BE UPON YE
You can click for quality, but these are really low res so don’t expect much 💀
#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#shitpost#sketch#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls fanart#gf fanart#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#old man mcgucket#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#fiddleford x stanford#fiddlestan#ford squared#fordford#fordsquared#ford^2#tw smoking#I did these last night instead of sleeping
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN#life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs#i also don’t smoke#so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place#op#also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao#bestof
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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened
#everytime i smoke too much i enter the lives of lawyers and secretaries and all the lives that arent mine#and on lsd i kept concentrating rlly hard on not becoming u#although now i think thats wrong but i havent done it in a while maybe if im brave ill not fight it next time
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By Mark Sabino ig: @marksnotnice
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about#dkdjdkfkfkf#if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots
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The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.
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