#need to smoke and vape
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Two Billboards Outside Jackson Mississippi
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the concept of younger tedesco is still nuts to me. like wdym this man didn't spring from the ground fully formed at age 70 and already vaping. imagine this walks up to you:
and goes "please oh please can we bring back latin mass? it would mean so much to me... 🥺" it is a 40-year-old man somehow. what do you Even do
#posts by me#conclave#this softly sad big brown eyed italian bambi is dying bc of vatican 2. he needs latin liturgy to live#vapes weren't even invented yet he probably had to smoke just a cigarette. it's goffredo tedesco aged. somehow. 40
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back again
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#siiiigh ok here we go.#cookie run kingdom#crk#pastry pictures#cookie run: kingdom#caramel arrow cookie#latte cookie#almond cookie#candy apple cookie#black sapphire cookie#mozzarella cookie#olive cookie#gingerbrave#cream unicorn cookie#red velvet cookie#strawberry cookie#custard cookie iii#fun fact i was originally gonna make the vape one smoked cheese but i realized mozz would be more fitting#cookie run forum's longest thread: would smoked cheese cookie vape- locked after 12326 pages of heated debate#dedicated myself to making a post with None of the devs special little guys (ancients beasts etc)#bc the other cookies need some love.#also i need to save some stuff for fire spirit. bc You Know.
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you guys ever gone through some shit that makes you think about taking up smoking
#like i feel... that in the state i'm in. i could really use a fucking cigarette#baby need smoko.#the things stopping me are these:#what stops me from smoking a cigarette is that i don't want to stink like shit. i wanna die but i don't want to stink. that's a huge rule.#what stops me from vaping is that i don't want to look like a dumb asshole. and i don't want to have the same vice as teenagers.#i feel like a 28 year old and an 18 year old should have different vices.#even if the person doing it is a friend of mine. i look at them and i go. you look fucking ridiculous right now#i've also thought about other drugs but then we're wandering too far from the vibe of taking a drag off a cigarette w a shaking hand#and leaving a lipstick mark on it. and then killing myself#sergle.txt
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okay sorry to be That Person but i’ve seen this in a couple of places and it’s been bothering me. guys babs didn’t smoke. no way in HELL did naberius tern ever touch a cigarette i mean look at him. you want to talk about someone who needs everyone to know that his body is a temple. IANTHE smokes because she saw augustine do it and thought it looked cool and everything for ianthe is forever and always about the aesthetic. the reason pal brought it up in his argument is that he’s been in ianthe’s mind and has thus absorbed the knowledge of how to smoke from IANTHE. which he then uses to be like “see, when souls overlap they will always bleed into each other.” he’s not saying that he learned how to smoke from babs. or even that ianthe learned how to smoke from babs! babs never touched a cigarette in his life. he was too concerned about “work[ing] his little butt off” (thanks ianthe for that phrasing I’m never going to stop thinking about it) to attain physical perfection so that he could win shiny trophies in every dueling competition the nine houses had to offer. i mean. come ON. it’s BABS
#i do think in a modern au babs would probably vape but no way would he ever go in for cigarettes it’s just not his vibe#like. not to Glamorize Smoking or anything but come on. he’s just not cool enough!#don’t know why this is a hill i feel the need to die on but i’ve been having a lot of emotions about him recently (😔)#the locked tomb#the unwanted guest#the unwanted guest spoilers#tug spoilers#is that enough tags? hopefully#naberius tern
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vaping is like. you don't belong in the smokers group. you don't belong in the non smokers group. everyone thinks you look stupid. truly bisexuality 2.0
#anyway i've finally stopped smoking cigarettes entirely and it's the first time i have 0 craving#so ty vape. turns out i needed a higher nicotine dosage#and one day it will be your turn 🔫#but i have to take it slow otherwise i will fuck it up
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speaking as someone who has similar stims as mel, i don’t think it would be far fetched to say she probably has an oral fixation. that is to say: do NOT hand this girl a vape.
she knows that smoking is bad! she tells patients that smoke this all the time. it’s a bad habit, it’s a dirty habit, the smell stains your clothes and your teeth. then she’s outside with santos one day, decompressing after having to deal with some shitty antivax parents.
“okay don’t judge me. it’s been a long day” and boom santos has a vape in her hand. mel just nods in what she hopes is a dismissive way, but she can’t help but watch as trinity takes a huge hit. her shoulders relaxing as she exhales and her eyes drifting closed. it looks… nice. it doesn’t smell bad, it smells like mint. clean. trinity opens her eyes and smirks when she catches mel watching her like a hawk.
“wanna try?”
“… okay”
trinity obviously doesn’t expect her to say yes. her eyes widen and she looks like the cat who caught the canary. handing the vape over she quickly explains how to do it. it’s not hard, just inhale, hold for a second, exhale. as soon as mel inhales, she hears the crackling from the vape and feels cold air fill her mouth. inhaling quickly, the smoke burns her mouth and throat. she can’t help coughing on her exhale. as she bends over to calm down, trinity pats her back in a congratulatory way more than to comfort her and takes back the vape.
her coughing subsides and instantly she wants to try again. it gave her the same sort of relief that humming does, it gave her mouth something to do and she knows exactly how the nicotine flows through her brain and her body. she knows she shouldn’t reach out and grab it when trinity offers it again, but she does. and she wishes she hadn’t more because of trinity laughing at her guilty face than the harmful side effects vaping has on the body. at least with this her breath won’t stink like cigarettes.
#the pitt#trinity santos#mel king#melissa king#every girl needs a vice#i’m saying this as someone who smokes and vapes cuz of my oral fixation#don’t smoke. it’s bad for u
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life is starting to feel like that one episode of gintama where cigarettes get banned in edo and hijikata goes to another planet to find them
#gintama#hijikata toushirou#addiction#cigarette#smoking#i cant live like this#i need lobotomy#being sick has its advantages#I can't taste burnt sparkling watermelon vape liquid from 3 years ago that was poured in my friends basement
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There is nothing so affirming and life saving as leaving home and being loved at face value by total strangers for who you are
#im losing track of the genuine interactions ive had since i arrived that have all just been#so loving in so many small ways#from so many people#who have no reason to be kind or loving or to return kindness when it is offered to them#and yet they return it and offer it with such genuine joy#these are the kind of things that will save your life. i truly believe that. almost moreso than the deep network of friends you build#that's important but it becomes an echo chamber if you don't step away#and remember that you exist outside of it and the world sees you for you and not what the people back home need you to be#want you to be expect you to be#and maybe even love you in entirely platonic little ways for it#i will expand more later i am attempting a minor digital cleanse while here. there will be a nola series next week once i have processed.#but oh. i just took the slightly longer route home so i could hit Frenchman in hopes of catching a second line#followed them till they looped back to chartres and made my way home#which is a room with a kitchenette and bath in a railroad just north of st claude. by the tracks.#the bars here are more scattered. neighbors dives where everyone knows everyone and their business.#and yet they've seen me going back and forth the last two nights and days and so. they greet me warmly. wish me safely home.#one auntie blesses me with her vodka soda as i pass before blessing the two men leaving the bar. everyone laughing.#ill remember iggys fondly even if i never step inside.#a block from home a gentleman on his porch singsongs a hullo to me. i do my best to parrot it back around the spliff i lit two blocks ago.#he asks to buy a cigarette off me. regretfully im smoking my last but i offer my vape if hes open to weed. its shameful and i crack a joke#something about kids these days but it seems easy. like neighbors chuckling at midnight passing smokes over porch railings.#we talked briefly as i showed him how to use the vape. about our dinners. the storm coming in. legalization.#he asked me if i needed anything in turn. the conversation was plenty i told him. which sounds cliche and someone will say this is fiction.#but it doesnt need to be fiction to be a story about a simple moment of connection and love. i could list a dozen stories like this here.
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amazing! i stop smoking weed for a few days and suddenly my voice is a lot more stable
#i need to switch to something that isnt smoke/vape but my instant gratification :(#^ addendum: i dont vape but i need to not do it too
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I'm the ghost of the money you wasted on ALL those fucking vapes!
Stop buying those things, you're screwing up your goddamned lungs!
#i was debating over whether to go out driving to buy another vape from town or stay home since i need some sleep#as my brain was whining about wanting nicotine an image of the ol money ghost going 'NOT WORTH IT!' popped into my head#and it is the most fitting thing ever#why yes i do watch rerez lol#quit vaping#quit smoking#quit nicotine
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‘how do u know ur vapes are fake’


> google image search the photo of the vapes
> ali express advert, DOWN TO THE MF PLASTIC BOX 😭😭😭😭
#stream#like#AKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAJSLA#WHAT AM I SMOKING !!!!!!!!#i don’t even KNOW#i know it’s synthetic as FUCK#i literally just messaged my dealer a bunch of ‘look out for these for fake vapes !’ like ‘if ur paying for these u need to be paying less#than the jeeters per unit like SIGNIFIGANTLY bc the jeeters come w lab verifications’#these are all different ‘flavours’ btw#like if u can’t tell the difference between strains it’s fake
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thinking abt sam & assad kiss through the sweetened smoke air gets me going these days
#writing this post made realise i really do need to learn how vape works if i need to post abt these mfs..#also don't tell me yet if the smoke isn't sweet im still recovering frm the fact that it isnt colored :'(#samssad#assad zaman#sam reid
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I don't think I posted this yet but there's my gal Ranko and @loutrem 's Freak showing off their smoking tricks to each other (to Ranko's roommate delight)
#my ocs#datemate oc#oc: ranko#lou oc: freak#oc: jack#we were like wait they're both monstergirls and they both smoke/vape#they need to be smoking together#nothing to see but two queens slav squatting together and hotboxing a room ♥ besties ♥#i think despite looking like his lil emo goth self jack would be str8 edge so he's having a shit time
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i've had five vapes this week. i hope i die.
#i feel like im going to die#idk what's been in the air recently but i've felt like i've been needing to smoke a lot and cigarettes make me feel dirty#but vapes smell like blueberries and i am a weak fool#after today: no more!#but tonight we dine on blue lost mary's and cherryade#if i die in the night then one of you can contact me via ouija for the second chapter
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umm katsuki bakugo would not vape literally canon cry about it
#this is about the hcs of bnha characters being in british schools#bkg was literally like to his friends/lackeys in middle school 'pls dont even smoke around me i need a perfect record to get into ua'#and ur telling me that he vapes and is regularly in iso??? lol.#pls read/watch bnha with ur eyes olen next time haha#bnha#katsuki bakugou#bakugou katsuki
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