#smiling dumb dog

[bee-whistler]

It’s done.

I warned you.

Smiling Dumb Dog! At least… that was the goal. I can say without false humility thay I have succeeded at the dumb part. As for smiling and dog? The cat ears and deer snout would say orherwise.

He may just need an entire head swap operation. The back of him seems puppy enough. With a few tweaks, the little monster might even smile.

[allowmetohityouwithmyreblog]

Bought these doofus’s from universal studios!! They so silly

When I went to go get Wolverine- (the day after I got Deadpool I googled and found out they had Wolverine too) -I Searched the whole store, top to bottom for him. Couldn’t find him anywhere. To say I was heartbroken would be the understatement of the year. Then I left the comic book store, went over to the Men in black ride, got off, and walked out through the gift shop. As I’m walking past I looked in the shop windows, and lo and behold, my boy! He was wedged between the floor and the window at the very bottom of the display- as if he fell down at some point. Needless to say I ran back in that store and begged an employee to fish him out for me. That employee was so so sweet, she saw how excited I was about Deadpool and Wolverine- probably because I babbled about it to her while I was trying to explain why I wanted him- and she told me that they sold a Deadpool and Wolverine hoodie in that shop! Yeah, I bought that too.

I am the consumerism apparently

Photo of the full happy family

2 men and their freaky dog. (who’s huge might I add)

(She came from Amazon for like 5 bucks, bought the most low quality one they had as a way to capture her unbridled beauty- and then I realized she was much larger than previously predicted)

[the-taco-dude]

[papita474]

Things I did this week!

Ate rat venom and run to the vet

Ate and destroyed the hose

Destroyed my bed

Jumped so high that I crashed my head agaist the open window

Ran towards evil machine(brush cutter😭) and hurted my head whit 3 open wounds and gave a hearth attack to my mom

Tried to steal a full box of chocolate from the kitchen

Tried to eat little bird/destroyed a ton of plants

Tried to jump onto the pool to drown myself (the pool has a fence...)

Keep tuned for more! :D (pls dont)

I SWER I TAKE CARE OF HER 😭 ITS SHE THE ONE THAT WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

[evange1ineee]

Poor DogDay discovered a channel on YouTube that makes content about hating his kind and he’s not taking it too well! 😰 Let’s say no to dogphobia! ✋ // ¡El pobre DogDay descubrió un canal en YouTube que crea contenido sobre odiar a los de su especie y no se lo está tomando muy bien! 😰 ¡Digamos no a la dogofobia! ✋

[bruceawaynefrfr]

yall some dick riders fr, these men dont know you and wont fuck you stop bouncing on the dick with a boot in your mouth and recognize how fucking stupid they are right now

[luna-the-cretar]

Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.

Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail

HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)

THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.

[da-saturn-system]

YOU may not be a violent dog, and not know why you bite,,,but i am. pussy. i am god’s most violent dog and i’m having the greatest time biting. and for the record, i bite because it’s fun. dumbass. *bites you too*

[jeezypetes]

People will adopt big muscular dogs w behavioral problems n ask me (dog sitter) if i have experience with pitties n I’m like (will smith meme) do you???

[bee-whistler]

Mark II… still dumb, more dog. Absolutely not smiling. His eyes seem to have slipped sideways and his butt and back legs have gone horribly wrong. He looks profoundly sad. He looks like if Eeyore was a dog.

However… if I enlarge the pattern and make some needed adjustments, we might just achieve the smiling dumb dog. He isn’t supposed to be perfect. He’s just supposed to look like a smiling dumb dog.

[beaniemace]

it's august 3rd that means it's wylie's birthday <3 one whole year old that's way more than he can count.....

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

I interrupt my usual wrestling content to bring you this

That is all.

[twistedappletree]

I WANNA SCREAM WITH EVERYONE IN THE KCD2 TAG SO BAD BUT I DONT WANNA SPOIL THE HANSRY KISS AKANAKJSAKJAS

[walmart-miku]

in light of the current depressing air surrounding bsd Canon I have decided to make character ai chuuya confess his love for dazai.

As you can see, I was successful :D

I will take recommendations on who to do next as well as ships to do

[simpletreefit]

[savingthrcw]

@bucketofdrugs showed me this and I cannot get over it

I love Maximus face and voice with my whole heart honestly