#smiler the horse

[uluthrek]

appreciation post for the random ass horses with cool names of asoiaf. like, the silver? stranger? smiler? all of those are metal as fuck. dany, theon and sandor just woke up and went „let me give my newly acquired opinionated bicycle the raddest fucking name anyone has ever read on a fei registry“. could never be me. my horse‘s government name is lily.

[selkiewife]

Theon + Being a "Horse Girl" | Theon & Smiler

TWO WEEKS OF THEON ↳ Animals

[cola-fiend]

TWO WEEKS OF THEON: Animals

Me and the horse that represents my fragile sense of freedom and idealistic egocentrism hate your vibe.

[gorjee-art]

Quick bonus interaction with sona and Charles . Like mother like son…

[greenbloods]

wait wait short theon??

[skettchyartendevours]

I was clearing out my phone's camera roll last night and happened upon some art from around 3ish years ago that seemed worth sharing

(I've decided to stick the rest under the cut because there's quite a few pics)

So in terms of drawings, we have: Some Trevor Henderson creatures wearing dresses and/or cutesy accessories, some Smliler sketches that I think turned out quite well (especially that second one), and Stringbean who's an oc of mine :]

I also have this Gay Bat plush that I made around that time, alongside some impromptu photography on a rainbow dockside tethering post while I was on a night-walk with some friends

[smilercats2]

Joy rose riding

[swirlsabyss]

no more ink

[tillman]

Ur eddie icon looks like a horse (honorific) a very good horse

oh my god he quite does doesnt he. eddie horse continues to sweep the nation !

[victorluvsalice]

Not-Incorrect Valicer Quotes, Valicer In The Dark Edition, Volume II

Smiler: [introducing the three Pillars to another gang] So I'm both the Slide and the Leech, Victor is our Whisper, and Alice there is our Cutter.

Other Gang Member: [looks at Alice with her modified Hobbygoat weapon, snorts derisively] That's your Cutter? The little slip of a thing holding a kiddie's toy?

Alice: [swings the Hobbygoat around a couple of times. . .then SLAMS it into the ground, making the immediate area shake and nearly knocking the guy off his feet]

Smiler: [beaming] Yes. Any further questions?

--

Victor: [opens the door to the bathroom, which they've recently managed to connect to the sewer line below]

A Raven: [is perched on the rim of the toilet, tail over the bowl]

Victor:

A Raven: [rawks at him]

Victor: [slowly closes the door]

Victor: [returns to Smiler and Alice in what passes for the living room] I have just discovered the possibly weirdest explanation for all of Elder Gutknecht's books not being covered in bird shit.

--

Smiler: [again making introductions to another gang] I'm the Slide and the Leech, Alice is the Cutter, and Victor there is our Whisper.

Another Gang Member: [eyeing Victor with a frown] So he's your Whisper? He looks like he was already frightened half to death by a ghost.

Victor: It's more one tried to marry me once.

Another Gang Member: [startled] That can happen?

Victor: [nodding seriously] She dragged me straight into the ghost field. Incidentally, there are seven ghosts in our vicinity right now.

Another Gang Member: [looking around very anxiously]

Smiler: [grinning] Just don't start reciting wedding vows and you'll be fine!

--

Alice: [examining some of Smiler's gadgets and alchemicals] All right, so, I understand how Joy Serum, Giggler Gas, your Tickler brush, and even the Hypnotizer wheel relate to your status as an Advocate. [picking up a box with lots of little light bulbs on it] But what the heck is this thing?

Smiler: Oh, that's the Flasher! I can press a button and set it on the ground, and a few seconds later it blasts an electroplasmic charge through all the lights that briefly blinds anyone looking at it!

Alice: . . .And how does that spread happiness?

Smiler: It makes me very happy to be able to run away from whoever's distracted by it.

--

Smiler: [doing introductions to a third gang] Alice is our Cutter, Victor is our Whisper, and I'm the Slide and the Leech!

Third Gang Member: How can you be both a Slide and a Leech at the same time? It ain't possible.

Smiler: Why my good madam, you're absolutely correct in noting that they are completely different skill sets! [picking up their suitcase of Joy Serum and snapping it open] May I offer someone of your very fine intelligence a sample of my delightful Joy Serum? I brew it up myself from glow orb juice and a few other secret ingredients. Guaranteed to make you feel better than you ever have before, with limited wooziness afterward! Only five slugs per syringe!

Third Gang Member: Five slugs?! That's a hell of a deal! [starts pawing around in their pocket] Yeah, sure, I'll take a -- wait.

Alice & Victor: [giggling in the background]

--

[Victor, Alice, and Smiler are all sprawled around Smiler's workshop grinning]

Victor: [to Smiler, very cheerfully] You know, you're really lucky that your alchemical accidents make us feel this good.

Alice: [nodding along, also super cheerful] Oh yes. This is marvelous. Though mind you, I am still going to yell at you once this all wears off.

Smiler: [beaming at the ceiling] Good thing I don't care at the moment!

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[synthbug]

I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCHHH WHATT‼️‼️🦋💙💙 AWWW THE THE SILLIES AND THE FUNNIES ‼️ THANK U SOO MUCH OH MY GOSH I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS✨️💥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @atlcscp !!!!! sorry they dropped your cake on the way to the party!!

[uluthrek]

making up wild asoiaf ships and posting them with a tag just to see if i’m the first weirdo who thought of them

[knightsickness]

ramsay boasting to his guests about removing theon’s ‘pretty white teeth’ is multilayered theres obviously 1. theon loss of identity (‘smiling, always smiling’/hears his horse smiler screaming as it dies at the end of acok) and 2. ramsay’s envy of theon’s looks + lordly upbringing that let him keep a mouthful of straight white teeth. but also probably least discussed 3. the affc-adwd motif of teeth knocked out immediately before rape. pia and the mountain’s men maester kerwin and the ironmen it implies in the first reek chapter what will be made more explicit about their relationship later

[hunybody]

new mustache pic i am the happiest smiler in the world alexa play save a horse (ride a cowboy)

[theonsource]

Thank you for participating in TWO WEEKS OF THEON! There is a compilation of all the wonderful fanworks under the cut! If you post late, just tag us and we will reblog and include it to the list. Thank you once again!

Art

Culture by @fleurdeliet

Home by @fleurdeliet

Identity by @fleurdeliet

Some Scenes for the Prompt Home by @theghostofpyke

Theon and Robb by @fleurdeliet

Theon and Smiler by @cola-fiend Parallels between Theon & Alicent by @fleurdeliet Wip: Parallels between Theon & Alicent by @fleurdeliet

Edits and Webweaving

Asha & Theon / Echoes of one another in their POV by @harlothane

Home | Quote & Lyrics by @hell-heron

Theon + Survival Horror Part 1 by @harlothane

Theon + Survival Horror Part 2 by @harlothane

Theon + Survial Horror Part 3 by @harlothane

Fic 

Student of History by milestogo2 Two Weeks of Theon 2024 by Ivenwverfeltthetouchofawoman

Fic Recs

Canon Divergent Fic Recs by @hell-heron

Fic Rec by @ironbornsource - Freshwater Blues by @alleyskywalker

Fic Rec by @ironbornsource - Little Bit Louder, Little Bit Worse by @redrikki

Gifsets

Home by @theonsource

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero by @selkiewife

Parallels | Theon vs. Armand (IWTV) by @alleyskywalker

“The REAL Theon Greyjoy” by @selkiewife

Theon + Being a “Horse Girl” | Theon & Smiler by @selkiewife

Theon + Colors | Sea-Reek Green by @selkiewife

Theon & Jeyne by @selkiewife

Theon & Maester Luwin’s Parallel Deaths by @selkiewife

Theon & Ned by @theonsource

Theon & Roose by @selkiewife

Theon & Ros by @selkiewife

Your Page (Ros) by @selkiewife

Meta

Show vs Books- Theon’s Choice by @hell-heron

Truth or Lies by @theghostofpyke

What Ifs by @ladystoneboobs

Quotes

Theon + Despising Dogs/ Being turned into a dog/ Empathizing with dogs by @harlothane

Fan Thoughts

Ros by @selkiewife

[omtai]

hi omtai, my friend omtai!!!

could you give me your favorite mcr song (or songs, like a top 5 or something)

for zine making purposes 👀

HI JULIA staring at you with my shiny sparkly eyes anime-style

coming in hot at number five we have ZERO PERCENT i love this song its like if you took a raygun microwaved it then zapped somebody with whatevers left

number four is THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER theres literally geoff rickly in there Someone who is undeniably smiler of the year...

number three is HANG 'EM HIGH i love cowboys i love gratuitous violence i love guitars trying to kill eachother. and this song has it all

number two goes to THE FOUNDATIONS OF DECAY this song isnt just a comeback single to me. its a sister its a brother its a daughter its a mother. It is the song of the century to me. it would have been number one if not for

SUMMERTIME my number one babygirl. My wife. I feel like if i was a horse they would play this in my stable to get me to chill out. You can run away with me ... Any time you want ...