#smii7yplus - warzone moments

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: I put Matt in the will.

Grizzy: He gets the SMii7y+ channel.

Blarg: Matt gets SMii7y+! Nothing different.

[vanosslirious]

Grizzy: Oh, are you guys actually pre-gaming here?

SMii7y: What's your definition of pre-game, Grizzy? Is it chug a bottle of fucking vodka?

Grizzy: *mocking SMii7y*

SMii7y: Yeah, see, the way you're mimicking me tells me that is your answer.

[vanosslirious]

Blarg: Hey, SMii7y, I'm a slug...hey, SMii7y, I'ma slug on over!

SMii7y: Shut the fuck up!

Blarg: I'm a slug~ Slug a chug chug, I'm a slug~

SMii7y: You are extra levels of annoying right now.

[vanosslirious]

Puffer: There's two people down there! SMii7y!

SMii7y: Roger.

Puffer: I'm dead.

SMii7y: I got you.

[vanosslirious]

Blarg: Wait, where is my team?

Grizzy: Fucking mass murdered.

Puffer: Matt, it's up to you.

Blarg: I didn't even know you guys were fighting. I've just been walking around.

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Matt, is it safe out here?

Blarg: Uh...I don't know... *gets shot* No, it's not safe, SMii7y.

[vanosslirious]

Blarg: Nobody has said happy birthday to SMii7y+ today.

SMii7y: That's true!

Grizzy: It's our birthday!

Puffer: "It's our birthday!"

*Grizzy laughing*

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Anything is edible.

Blarg: Not a live bear.

SMii7y: I mean you can—

Blarg: Have you tried eating a live bear?

SMii7y: You can technically eat anything.

Blarg: Yeah, the live part is what really, really, sets it backwards. The bears aren't usually keen to be eaten...live.

SMii7y: Is alive bear a different class just a dead bear because you're still eating bear.

Blarg: No, but he's like alive...

SMii7y: Yeah, but it's not different...

Blarg: Well, a little bit, 'cuz he's like, "hey don't do that." And you're like, "Ahh! I'm eating you" And he's like, "Stop!" And then... and that's it. You know, cause he's a bear.

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Chat, I see all your happy birthday messages, and I'm not responding to a single one of them.

Puffer: It's your birthday? Oh...

Grizzy: You're gonna make a great father, SMii7y.

SMii7y: Thank you...if I can get laid first.

[vanosslirious]

Puffer: The hell am I doing here? *Get's shot* Alright...

Blarg: Dying. *laughs* Clearly.

[vanosslirious]

Blarg: I'm the last one left, boy!~

SMii7y: Oh no!!

Puffer: Matt!

SMii7y: Two seconds, I'm gonna respawn!

[vanosslirious]

Blarg: I'm taking wagers for Puffer dying. We got a 40$ start.

SMii7y: I'll hop in on he won't die for 40$.

Blarg: You're a bold man.

SMii7y: Alright. *leaves the game.*

Puffer: I knew it, I fucking knew it. I knew your ass was gonna back out.

SMii7y: I'll take my $40 now.

Puffer: *laughs* I knew the moment he said that he's gonna back out.

[vanosslirious]

Puffer: I'm getting a helicopter.

SMii7y: Coward.

[vanosslirious]

Puffer: What is this red spot?

Blarg: I don't know actually, what is that?

Puffer: Matt?

SMii7y: I think we about to find the fuck out.

[vanosslirious]

Grizzy: Do it, do it, do it, Puffer, you bitch!

Puffer: Come here, bitch! *yeets Grizzy*

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Grizzy, how about you put my name in the title?

*Grizzy laughing*

Blarg: I will!

*SMii7y laughing*