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Every single member of the Batfamily lies about their taste in music
Damian will claim that he only listens to classical music and that everything else is beneath him.
Damian will unironically listen to trashy Arab pop and the absolute worst Bollywood songs known to man (Dick introduced him to them and he hates the fact that sometimes he gets Sheila Ki Jawani stuck in his head during missions)
Tim will put on the most ear grating hyper pop you've ever heard and claim with full chest that these is the peak of humanities capabilities with music (Damian, Jason and Steph have all tried to kill him for this take) He will also play stuff like the living tombstones and sing it obnoxiously loud when he's working on the computer.
Tim however loves his 90s grunge and it's all that's playing in his headphones. (think nirvana, pearl Jam, Melvins, Alice in Chains etc) He has tracked down so many shirts and concert posters and watched every bit of content from the older shows.
Jason will claim he only listens to east coast rap, biggie, Nas, Jay etc and maybe some older metal. He will fight you on east vs west coast music, there will be weaponry involved.
Jason likes rap music... he unfortunately prefers west coast rap and has listened to no vaseline like 500 times. He will deny this till the day he dies...again. (Dick knows and threatens to tell Steph)
Steph will steal the aux and play Taylor Swifts greatest hits until one of the Boys threatens mutiny. Every single one of the bats has had style stuck in their heads during a stakeout at least twice. She will claim that the only rap song she can tolerate in Eminem and the 7/11 is Beyoncés best song.
Steph is an underground fan, think the dude selling mixtapes on the subway type shit. She also unlike Jason genuinely loves East Coast Rap music more than anything and knows every single wu-tang clan song by heart, same with Biggie. Not only does she love the music she also spends any free time binging those "history of rap and its consequences" videos and has been a firm believer that P.Diddy had a hand in a lot of the Death row records well...deaths.
Cass, well everyone thinks Cass has really good taste bc its Cass and she has zero flaws (don't @ me) she never takes the aux and will usually listen to her music while she's chilling or doing stretches. None of them have heard or seen a single one of her playlists except Duke.
its all 2010s top 40s pop music and like the trashy kind too, Beauty and the Beat, Kesha, Katy Perry. It's her turning of her brain time and she will be straight vibing to Rude! by magic or Boom Clap or Shower. she has shown this to Duke, smirked and told him that even if he tried to tell anyone they wouldn't believe him.
Duke is the only one who doesn't... lie. He just hides a few things. Lies of omission don't count as lies when the bats will lie to you about what they had for breakfast, while they are visibly eating breakfast. Duke says he listens to everything and he does. Literally everything. His patrol Jam is offensive bc it with start with Norwegian death metal and immediately switches to "like a G6" followed by kendrick Lamar and then descendants Disney channel movie music.
Bruce... Bruce is just weird, everyone asks him and gets a different answer. Bc he doesn't... like music. Like at all. It's all noise, his mother played instruments so he learned like 14 and he hates how they all sound. He just like vague batwings fluttering in dead silence.
Dick Grayson will obnoxiously play top 40 and radio music religiously around the bats. He claims it's the best music for rhythmic acrobatics and trapeze work and that true! Jason hates this kind of music the most, it's formulaic and holds no substance and drives him insane.
But Dick only listens to that music when he's moving, flipping doing high energy stuff. When he just wants to chill? This man has the most depressing music taste you've ever seen. You know that sad song from ur favorite artist that you can't listen to without crying. Yeah that's his bread and butter. Every single song is just flat out tear inducing, some of these bands have like 100 listeners and he is one of them and it's just their saddest song that reads like suicide note. The titans have conducted an intervention bc its just... concerning. He just thinks it's neat!
#batman#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#batfam#batfamily#comics#ur honor theyre all mentally ill#Alfred says listens to rain sounds over violin#he actually listens to horror movie pre jumpscare music#im not elaborating#Jason todd is a fake fan smh#Tim is a 90s kid even if he is now born in 06#no I will not take criticism
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Thomas Wayne’s ghost watching his son build a gothic mojo dojo casa house in their family basement, physically fighting meta humans and ghosts and ACTUAL fucking gods with his bare hands, adopt an armada of orphans, and fall for a guy from Kansas:
#this is what happens when you die smh#thomas wayne#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post#a little battinson in there#as a treat
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Tim's favorite bat siblings are Cass and Duke. The reason for this is simple: they're the only ones so far to not actively try to/actually kill him. Jason was trying to kill him over the fact he "replaced" the former (honestly felt more like dealing with a childish tantrum with the whole name calling of "pretender). Damian was trying to kill him over the logic how the "bloodborne son" was supposed to inherit the Robin position as the rightful heir (whatever that meant. like dude it's been 100+ years since the Victorian era where have you been living?).
It's bold for people to assume his favorite sibling is Dick. Don't get him wrong, he is and will always be (self-proclaimed) Dick Grayson's #1 fan and leader of the man's fan club. But he still hasn't forgotten the time when Dick popped his head back when the guy became vampire king.
Cass and Duke? Nope. Nada. They did nothing of sort. And it's great. Fantastic. A breath of fresh air. If anything happens to any of them, he'll take everyone down before himself.
#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin dc#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#dc signal#cassandra cain#dc orphan#batfam#batfamily#like seriously the number of times tim gets killed or nearly died from his adoptive family smh
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i briefly mentioned this in a previous post but i really want to talk about how patton’s growth and how he is trying his best to accept remus as part of the sides, because






he went from reacting like this to remus’s contributions, screaming or looking visibly horrified or telling remus to stop


to just casually replying to remus when he suggested that janus might have gifted him a dead animal.
keep in mind, patton is very fond of animals and these are the kind of thoughts that freak him out, but he showed no sign of distress here nor did he reprimand remus for suggesting such a thought. i’m so proud of him, he’s keeping his promise to thomas.
#it’s a very brief blink and you miss it moment#but i noticed it immediately#he might not be entirely on good terms with remus but he has come so far#(and people still say that patton is toxic smh)#sanders sides#thomas sanders#tss#sasi#patton sanders#remus sanders#remus tss#patton tss#tss meta#tss analysis#sanders sides remus#sanders sides patton#sanders sides meta#sanders sides analysis#i guess you could say that maybe patton was too excited about the gift that he didn’t really pay attention to remus#but i don’t think that’s true#patton never misses these kind of things
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“I’m here…”
#owlbat#brulinc#Bruce Wayne#lincoln march#thomas wayne jr#wppyart#I’ll probably be dead before seeing DC even let these two have their moment smh
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average hamilton and madison interaction
#holy shit im alive#srry i was gone for so long gang#i was off fighting the squid game demons cuz they were threatening to take over as my main hyperfixation#and i SHAN'T disappoint my new hamilton followers by posting about it twice and then moving on#BUT ANYWAY#jeffmads#kinda?#its implied ig#thomas jefferson#james madison#hamilton musical#hamilton#alexander hamilton#posting this instead of working on my math homework smh#also posting this to hold y'all over until I finish me new project :)#kesslers-scribble-collection#if y'all want this to be jamilmads idgaf btw
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batfamily ages
as of April 2024
alfred: August 16, 1943-2019 (died at 76)
bruce: February 19, 1979 (45)
babs: September 23, 1992 (31-32)
dick: March 20, 1995 (29)
cass: January 26, 2001 (23)
jason: August 16, 2001 (22-23)
tim: July 19, 2004 (19-20)
steph: August 11, 2004 (19-20)
duke: August 13, 2006 (17-18)
damian: ???, 2010 (13-14)
i tried to be as accurate as possible to canon but some stuff just. isn’t ever revealed. the birth DAYS are what is generally accepted as canon but the years/ages are mostly up to interpretation. also i have no fucking clue when damian was born so
#too many goddamn leos in this family smh#dcu#dc#batfamily#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#batman#batman comics
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pov: legit all the ships you love and adore in this world are rarepairs and you have literally no idea what to do apart from obsess over the scarce golden fics about those rarepairs; and are slowly losing your sanity because no one writes about them because you yourself have the writing skills of a duck so-
#help im going insane#😃👍#the number of times ive seen fics of my rarepairs on ao3 and then have been disappointed due to how ASS the whole thing was is beyond me.#sylki#thomesa#yuriona#jiratsu#schmelly#chrisse#thaluke#jeyna#triva#and sm more#in order:#loki x sylvie#thomas x teresa#yuri x fiona#jiraiya x tsunade#mike x vanessa#clarisse x chris#luke x thalia#jason x reyna#trellis x riva#pro sylki#smh
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forgot to post this out in the open but here's a jopson i did for @djdolleyes
#except i just now edited it after i made you put it on your fridge honk bc his eyebrows didnt match smh#the terror#thomas jopson#ok now everyone clap okay
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"being able to link back up with malik and talk to some of the other lsu guys... be around them and talking to them, that's been pretty cool' with a clip of joe throwing to btj in the background 😭❤️
here's some other pics:


#(these are all from the jaguars twitter)#ahhh the mention of malik#reunited and it feels so good!#smh jayden do you see what you're missing#the things i would do for malik/btj clips...#giants/jaguars better mic one of them up#then the mention of other lsu guys with btj catching a pass from joe#no sight of ja'marr sadly#but other lsu guys does imply justin as well!#i wonder if justin and ja'marr see a lil bit of themselves in btj and malik#i need an lsu team dinner NEOW#brian thomas jr#malik nabers#joe burrow#jacksonville jaguars#2025 pro bowl
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Inktober day 3 - flashbang
Just because you have a flashlight....maybe you don't always need to turn it on
Prompt list
#brian getting fucking flashbanged in the middle of the night while being a stalker smh#also this literally took like the majority of my day so 👍 doing backgrounds with a 0.05 ink fineliner was definitely...slow#brian thomas#hoodie mh#marble hornets#inktober#void art
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My *****, *********
#you figure out the rest smh#aaron hotchner#thomas gibson#ssa aaron hotchner#criminal minds#aaron hotchner x reader#hotch x reader smut
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it's 3AM and i just wasted my precious sleep time editing this poorly made meme

#in honor of the new therapy vid#i saw a lot of people being like “omg VIRGIL????”#nooo you silly geese that's obviously anxiety smh#sanders sides#thomas sanders#thomas sanders sides#tss#sasi#virgil sanders#anxiety sanders#danny gonzalez#drew gooden#sanders sides memes#meme
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Guys I’m actually Newtmas child
#I am trust me#they are literally all I think about smh#tmr#the maze runner#tmr newt#newt tmr#newt#tmr thomas#thomas tmr#thomas#newtmas#thomas x newt#newt x thomas#maze runner#maze runner fandom#the maze runner fandom
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Some people grow up to catch them | Aaron Hotchner S1E8
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#aaron hotchner gif#criminal minds gif#episode 1x08#agent hotchner#thomas gibson#gif#don't repost without credit#tumblr is messing up the quality so bad smh
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