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5sosfanfictioncatalogue · 2 months ago

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Halloween AU Fics Masterlist

haunting me forever from the start (ao3) - yellingatbabylon luke/calum, background michael/ashton T, 3k

Summary: Calum is moments away from giving a snarky response when he catches a glimpse of the people in line behind them as he turns in Michael’s direction.

And of course the most beautiful boy he has ever laid his eyes on is just steps behind him and also about to witness Calum shriek like a baby at the sight of a clown or something.

i know i don’t know you (but i’d like to skip the small talk and romance) (ao3) - bellawritess calum/ashton, michael/luke T, 10k

Summary: “Hi,” says the bloke behind the register. Calum drops his gaze and finds himself unable to look away. The barista looks around college age, maybe a year or two older than Calum, built enough that the short sleeves of his t-shirt are hugging frankly impressive biceps. Golden-brown curls fall messily over his forehead, and there’s an easy smile on his lips as he awaits Calum’s order. Calum’s not sure he’s ever seen anyone more attractive. “What can I get for you today?”

“Uh,” Calum says, feeling flustered and taken aback. “A, uh, pumpkin spice latte?”

i’ll misbehave if it turns you on (ao3) - horriblekids michael/calum N/R, 18k

Summary: In which Calum is less than truthful with his band and may or may not have accidentally summoned a demon while drunk. Who, coincidentally, takes on the form of the person he wants most to sleep with.

“Just a bunch of fucking hocus pocus.” (ao3) - pxnkspace michael/ashton, side luke/calum M, 15k

Summary: It’s just another boring Halloween night where Ashton has to babysit his brother and sister and miss out on the biggest party of the year. Until he manages to sneak out and bump into this strange boy he keeps seeing. Ashton doesn’t believe in the supernatural. But after lighting the black flamed candle, the whole town is in for a hell of a night.

neighbors gonna die of fright (ao3) - prophecygrl luke/ashton G, 1k

Summary: Everyone knows you’re not supposed to fuck with ghosts. Especially not on Halloween. Calum, being the giant dickbag he is, chooses to ignore this fact. So when it comes to his turn to dare Ashton, Calum dares him to use a ouija board in the local haunted house. And Ashton, being the equally giant dickbag he is, chooses to accept the dare.

Sometimes A Whisper’s Too Much (ao3) - IfWallsCouldMuke michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: Luke goes to a Halloween costume alone as Rapunzel to meet an attractive bloke dressed as Eugene.

sparkle like bowie in the morning sun (ao3) - orphan_account luke/ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: Whoever let Ashton think that dressing as a fairy for Halloween was a cute, original, quirky idea really should’ve smacked him in the face or something.

Or, the minute Ashton and Luke put their costumes on for Michael’s Halloween party, they’re stuck as the creatures they’re dressed as for 24 hours. Awesome.

T (ao3) - HolyAFIx94 luke/ashton G, 3k

Summary: ☆ Timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate ☆

The Monster Mash, It Was a Graveyard Smash (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton T, 8k

Summary: Luke keeps running into the same guy while he’s out shopping for Halloween. The guy is very involved in Luke’s plans.

They Say We Are What We Are But We Don’t Have To Be (ao3) - lukey_irwie luke/ashton G, 21k

Summary: Luke is fairly adjusted to his life as a vampire and he actually really enjoys it, however one night hunters attack his clan’s lair. But what if instead of killing him, one of the hunter’s decides to spare his life, and what if Luke falls for him.

Or the one where Ashton is a monster hunter and can’t seem bring himself to be able to kill this really cute blonde vampire.

this day anything goes (ao3) - feyluke michael/calum G, 1k

Summary: it’s halloween and calum is exploring an abandoned building. the ghost he finds is definitely paranormal, but not exactly a ghost…

Till Death Do Us Part (ao3) - uneighteen (renjunkr) luke/ashton G, 1k

Summary: Luke’s dead and he has been dead for a long while now. Ashton knows he should’ve shot him in the head when he first got infected and Luke wants Ashton to shoot him in the head too but the thing is, Ashton can’t.

we can be pirates (ao3) - bellawritess luke/calum T, 3k

Summary: “Rosie threatened to cut off my head if I didn’t tell her where I hid the treasure,” Luke tells Calum solemnly.

Rosie chimes in, “Hey! It wasn’t me, it was Captain Blackbeard. She’s a vicious pirate.” She shrugs innocently. “I don’t wanna kill Uncle Luke. I’m just a kid.”

“And life is a nightmare?” Calum says under his breath, beating Luke to the punch by half a second.

what a ghostly scene @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) michael/calum, luke/ashton T, 4k

Summary: Michael, Luke and Ashton are paranormal investigators. They hunt ghosts for a living. There's a house Michael has wanted to investigate ever since he was a little boy. Finally, the owner gives them permission to investigate it. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan.

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themidnightcrimson · 2 years ago

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Halloween. | w. maximoff

summary: in which a happy halloween in westview turns into something truly horrifying.

warnings: top!wanda, oral (r receiving), dubcon, mind control, agatha being a nosy neighbor, wanda being her usual crazy possessive but hot self

this post is for 18+ only. minors: do not interact.

masterlist.

The night was crisp and alive. All the children seemed to finally get out of their houses to dress up and run around the neighborhood streets, collecting candy and laughter. You had almost lost hope in this generation, as you hardly ever saw any kids outside in Westview, assuming that the technological era had gotten hold of them and locked them up in their rooms with their video games and television. You were fearful for the 90’s children across the globe, but Westview was sort of an anomaly.

You were so excited for Halloween this year that one could’ve believed you had never even experienced Halloween before. In fact, now that you think of it…

A child suddenly zoomed past you in seemingly supersonic speed, nearly knocking you off your feet. “Hey!” you yelled at the kid, turning around to see the boy with his foot smashed into a pumpkin in the yard next to you. He looked up at you with wide eyes, dressed in some sort of strange blue costume with his hair sprayed blonde and gelled up into spikes like lightning bolts. You weren’t sure how you knew, but you knew that he was Tommy, the son of your neighbor, Wanda.

“Sorry!” he said guiltily, his air of rambunctiousness fading as he took his foot out of the decimated pumpkin, guts stringing from his shoe.

You eyed his costume and tried to figure out what it was. “What are you supposed to be?”

“Uncle Pietro!” he said proudly, scuffing the pumpkin guts off his shoe and onto the grass.

You sewed your eyebrows. “Is that a comic book character or something?”

Tommy shrugged before turning around and speeding off. As soon as you could blink, he was gone.

“That kid should do track someday,” you mumbled to yourself, straightening the witch’s hat on your head. You really couldn’t think of anything else to dress up as, being a fully grown adult, so you opted for the classic witch. A pointy black hat, a black skirt, and a corset that was admittedly revealing. You must have bought the costume far ahead in preparation because you couldn’t quite remember when or where you had bought it.

Everyone seemed more cheery than usual that night. There was chatter and laughter all throughout the streets, and you decided to walk them for a while to just take in the gleeful atmosphere.

It was a while before you got to the edge of town, the last neighborhood before the city line: Ellis Avenue. You noticed that the Halloween cheer seemed to radiate from the heart of Westview, and out here on the edge of town, there was less of it. In fact, it was completely silent. You noticed people out in their yard, some kids dressed as skeletons with trick or treat bags in their hands. They seemed to just be standing, and as you passed them you expected to see them whispering to each other about some prank they were planning. But as you looked at their faces, their eyes were open. Their mouths were open as if they were trying to get a word out. They weren’t just standing—they were entirely frozen.

Besides technology being a threat to children, you knew drugs were, too. It wouldn’t be untypical for some teens to take drugs on Halloween, so you stopped and took a few steps closer to them.

“Excuse me,” you gently spoke as you looked between their faces. “Are you kids alright?” They made no movement. They were like statues, ones that were crafted with looks of terror on their faces before they were turned to stone. They were entirely inanimate. Was this just a decoration? A hyper realistic decoration made to look like real trick or treaters? You didn’t notice any wires or buttons, but there was an unsettling feeling in your stomach telling you to keep walking.

As you kept down the lit but quiet street, a fog blew in through your feet. Some crickets were chirping from the woods nearby, and you could hear the electronic whoosh of blown-up and lit-up decorations on almost every house on the street, but other than that, it was quiet. Yet there were people. There were people in their yards frozen in the start of the celebratory night, like they had stepped out their house to join in on the festivities but weren’t able to get very far.

“What the hell is going on…” The street looked like memory of life, like you were walking through a 3D snapshot left to dust.

As you neared the very end of the street, you looked beyond the road to a section of field in front of the woods that served as the Westview boundary. You were about to turn around and go back to investigate more of what was going on, but suddenly you noticed a glimmer in the air and stopped. Were your eyes deceiving you? Were you the one that had taken drugs and was tripping out of your mind?

You noticed a strange glimmer in the air again, and then a sort of colorful glitch. “What…” you whispered, walking closer to whatever it was in the air right in front of you. You stepped past the concrete road, your witchy heels walking in the grass as you noticed the glitch appear again. Was it a strange reflection of light from the streetlight? Was it fireflies in the air playing a trick on you?

The glitch appeared in the air again, and you stepped closer to it, raising your hand. It was right in front of you now, illuminating in your eyes, and you could hear some strange buzzing noise right in your ears. A sort of fatigue passed you all of a sudden, like you were a machine slowing down. Nonetheless, you raised your hand, bringing a few fingers to touch the light. As soon as your fingers felt a strange thick energy in the air, a burst of red flashed before your eyes before you were pushed back, propelling all the way backwards onto the street and hitting the concrete hard.

Your breath was knocked out of you with an involuntary huff, and you groaned from the ache in your back as you slowly sat up, your hat having fallen off and rolled a bit away from you. As you opened your eyes, they widened at what you saw. The small glitch of light you had seen before had morphed into a nucleus of red that was pulsating outwards as if spreading itself over a wall. It hummed and throbbed, as if offended by your touch, before it began shrinking into itself and snapping shut, disappearing and leaving nothing but the pure air in front of you. You noticed a few smaller glitches appear on this strange invisible boundary before they stopped all together.

You nearly shrieked when you heard loud noises come from behind you. Turning your head, you saw that Ellis Avenue was alive again, with kids running all around and the parents continuing their duties of passing out candy to them. Even the group of skeletons were sprinting now, chattering and talking loudly. Ellis was alive again.

Sitting in the middle of the road, you shrieked when you saw headlights coming fast towards you. This strange fatigue still lingering inside you prevented you from being able to scramble up, and you were practically accepting your fate as this car barreled towards you. Raising a hand over your face, you winced and waited to feel the car smack into you. Instead, you heard the loud squealing of brakes and the shrieking of rubber tires against the road. The noises came closer to you until it was right in front of you, but then they stopped suddenly. You could hear the hum of an engine in your ears, and the smell of exhaust, and when you finally opened your eyes, all you could see was bright whiteness. Blinking, your vision cleared, and you saw that the bumper of the car was right in front of your nose, headlights blinding your eyes.

“Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, hon!” yelled a womanly voice as you slowly picked yourself up from the ground, grabbing your witch’s hat and putting it on as if it would protect you. You shielded your eyes from the headlights and saw a woman poking her head through the driver’s side window. It was Agatha, your neighbor.

“Hey, I know you!” she called, pointing your finger in the air. “Oh my gosh, you’re one of the neighbors! Two doors down, right?”

You nodded, feeling confused and strange and slightly dizzy. It wasn’t because you nearly got hit by a car—it was because of the strange invisible wall that felt like it was watching you now.

“Get in! The least I can do is give you a ride after nearly turning you into roadkill,” she said sarcastically before giving out a shrill laughter that made your ears hurt.

Too confused to deny and a little scared to walk home by yourself, you walked to the passenger side of the car and got in. Once you closed the door, the nervous feeling in your stomach seemed to shrink deeper. Agatha propelled the car forward and turned it into a U-shape, turning onto Ellis Avenue.

You hadn’t even noticed, but Agatha was also dressed as a witch, wearing a nearly identical pointy hat like yours. “Well, I guess witches must be in season!” she exclaimed when she noticed your costume. “Although your costume is much more on the edge than mine—look at that corset!” she exclaimed, reaching over and dragging a finger down the waist of the corset. You jumped, having been too absorbed in watching how lively Ellis was now. “Mine is a little more vintage. I was going for a more Salem coven vibe, if you know what I mean.”

You weren’t even listening to her. “How are they alive again?” you whispered to yourself, noticing that not a single person in the neighborhood was frozen like they had been only minutes ago.

Agatha stopped talking, looking over at you with a polite grin but concerned eyes. “What’s that, honey?”

You pointed out the window. “These people… They were all frozen like… like statues…” You were too flabbergasted to realize how crazy you sounded.

“My, I sure hope I didn’t bump your head back there!” Agatha giggled, pulling a strange face that you didn’t notice.

You remained quiet as Agatha started talking about how her husband, Ralph, never wanted to celebrate Halloween. You were thankful that you were still in a daze when she started talking about how she even tried to dress up as a sexy nurse for him.

Finally, you made it back to your own neighborhood. Agatha pulled the car into her own driveway, given that your house was only two doors down. Once the car was turned off, you started to get out, wanting to just go to your bed and sleep after the strange things you had experienced. Agatha’s voice stopped you. “Would you like to come inside? I make a great dirty apple cider. One or two of those and you won’t remember a thing the next day! See, I do about one fourth cider and three fourths bourbon, and—”

“No thanks, Agatha,” you told her with a weak smile. “I’m not feeling too well. I need to just go home and sleep.”

She looked slightly disappointed, but she quickly recovered with her characteristic charming smile. “Oh, no worries, dear! You go rest up, and I’ll make a batch to bring you tomorrow.”

“Thanks, Agatha,” you smiled, getting out of the car and feeling refreshed by the cool air. Walking to the sidewalk, you began the walk to your house. Between Agatha’s house and yours was Wanda’s house. Although you often saw her out and about around town, you hadn’t talked to your neighbor very much. You honestly couldn’t even remember when she moved in.

You were almost past Wanda’s house when you heard a door open. Looking up, you saw Wanda stepping out of her house. Shock filled you at the sight of her—you weren’t sure what she was dressed as, but it was an outfit that made your breath catch. She was dressed in an all-red leotard with tight pink tights and a strange sort of crown on her head. You assumed maybe it was some sort of comic book character, given Tommy’s costume from earlier, but it was incredibly breathtaking.

“Y/n!” she called, and even from there you could see her wide grin. “What a surprise running into you!”

You gave her a polite smile, but your eyebrows threaded. Strange running into you? She had opened her door right as you were walking by it—it didn’t seem like a coincidence.

“Why don’t you come in!” she called, waving you towards her porch.

“Sorry, Wanda,” you yelled as much as you could with how tired you felt. “I’ve had a strange night. I’m just going to—”

“Come in,” she said again, this time the smile on her face fading. Suddenly, you found yourself sharply turning towards her driveway and walking up it. Why were you going to her house? Why had you obeyed her? Why couldn’t you stop your feet from walking?

Wanda watched you with a sort of satisfied smirk as you robotically walked up her steps. She stepped aside to let you pass through the door, and you involuntarily did. You had never been in Wanda’s house before. It was nice and normal like every other house on the street, and you noticed a video game console connected to the TV. The living room was a little messy, with soda cans and candy wrappers everywhere.

“Sorry about the mess,” she apologized while she closed the door, and you could’ve sworn you heard a lock. “My brother Pietro has been staying here and he’s… not very tidy.” She clasped her hands together and stared at you.

You turned to look at her, waiting for her to say something or offer you a reason why she wanted you to stop by, but she only looked at you. “Where’s the kids?” you asked politely.

“Trick-or-treating, of course!” she said obviously. “With Pietro.”

You nodded, realizing it was a pretty stupid question. “Is Vision out with them?”

You noticed Wanda’s eyes dart to the side as she opened her mouth and hesitated before speaking. “Probably. He’s out, is all I know. Don’t know when he’ll decide to come back,” she said with a nervous giggle. “Can I get you something? Water or juice? We’re not really drinkers, so I don’t have any—”

“Sorry, Wanda,” you interrupted her as you felt a pounding reside in your brain. It felt like a headache was coming on, an intense one that made you pinch the bridge of your nose and squeeze your eyes shut. “I really don’t feel good. I may be getting sick and I wouldn’t want you or the kids to catch whatever it is.”

“You’re fine,” she said, and although there was a smile on her face, her voice was firm. “Why don’t you sit down?” She gestured to the couch, but then realized it was a mess from Pietro crashing on it. “Well, actually… How about we go upstairs? You can lay down on the bed while I—”

“Wanda, I need to go home,” you interrupted her again, feeling nervous as to why she was insisting that you stay there or that you go lie in her bed when you have your own bed just next door.

Her smile slowly faded as she fiddled her fingers. “Are you alright, y/n? You seem a little pale.”

“That’s what I’m trying to tell you!” you exclaimed, not meaning to be harsh with her but feeling irritated and dizzy. “I’m sorry, I just…” You rubbed your face with both of your hands. “I need to get away for a while, I think. I’ve been so out of it.”

“Get away?” Wanda echoed, her eyebrow lowering in a subtle manner. “What do you mean?”

“Just a vacation or something. I feel like I’ve been in this town forever.” You started to hear that strange humming in your ears again, chocking it up to a weird side effect of your oncoming headache. “I can’t even remember the last time I went on vacation. I can’t remember what I ate for breakfast this morning, or where I got this costume, or when I started working at my job, or when I even fucking moved here. I can’t even fucking remember what happened before I got in Agatha’s car…” All you could remember now was red light in your eyes and energetic humming in your ears.

“Oh, honey, come upstairs,” Wanda urged you. “You look like you’re about to fall over.” She pressed a hand to your lower back, and a few moments later you found yourself walking up the stairs with Wanda. Then, you found yourself sitting on her bed. Were you dissociating? Was your body going on autopilot and just doing whatever Wanda told it to do?

“Wanda…” you mumbled, glancing to her to see that she was closing her bedroom door, and you watched her hand linger on the handle before you heard a click.

Wanda was always so neighborly. Always inviting you over, which you politely declined, always bringing you casseroles and cakes for no reason other than that she wanted to be nice. In fact, you had never seen anything other than a cheery smile on her face. Now that she was slowly turning around to face you, something was terrifyingly different on her face. Her eyebrows were lowered, her red lips bent in a sort of scowl.

You felt the human urge to flee, to escape, to run away, but some weird force kept you sitting there on the bed. As you looked at Wanda’s darkened green eyes, and her scowl that turned upwards into a smirk, you managed to connect the dots. Was she controlling you? Was she in your mind, messing with the controls of your brain to operate you like her little puppet?

“Smart girl,” she whispered, and your face dropped in terror as your questions were answered. “What were you thinking? Going out all by yourself on the edge of town.”

“I… I…” Your mind was blanking.

“Were you trying to leave?” her voice lowered two octaves as she stared you down like a lion. You were trembling under her gaze as the altered reality you had been living in started crashing down around you.

“You know that leaving is not allowed, honey,” she continued, taking a calculated step closer to you. “Why would you want to leave me—Westview?” she corrected, but you felt like the word choice was also calculated.

“I wasn’t trying to leave,” you told her. “I was just walking around town. I got to Ellis Avenue and I saw…” you trailed, trying to focus through Wanda’s hand in your brain to remember what you saw.

Wanda took another step towards you, and she was standing in front of you now. She brought her hand to your chin, her smooth fingers cradling it and lifting your face up to look at her tilted head. “Saw what, honey?”

Before you could say anything, her hand slipped down to your throat and gently clasped it. Wanda pushed you backwards slowly, placing her knee on the bed and crawling over you as she moved you so easily to your back. You laid on the bed, staring up with wide eyes at your neighbor who was kneeling between your legs.

“You can’t leave, y/n,” Wanda huskily whispered as her other hand rested on the middle of your stomach, feeling you inhale and exhale fearfully. “I won’t let you.” Her hand lowered, swiveling around the crescent of your hip before slipping under your skirt and landing between your legs, cupping you. Your breath hitched at the feeling, and although panic was quickly rising within you, heat blossomed from where her hand was.

“What do you mean?” you breathlessly asked as Wanda lost focus, trailing her eyes over your skimpy corset and your short skirt that was raised over your hips now. She licked her lips, her fingers hooking around the hem of your panties.

“Walking around town at night, during Halloween, wearing something like this?” She clicked her tongue, her wild eyes flashing back to yours. “If only I didn’t give you the costume myself, I would be punishing you over my lap right now.”

She gave you the costume? No, no, you found the costume in your closet. You bought it yourself at… You couldn’t remember where you bought it. You couldn’t remember it ever even being in your closet until hours before when you were scrummaging for something to wear. Did she sneak into your house and put it there?

More important matters were on your mind. “Wanda, what do you mean you won’t let me leave?”

“Hush, kitten. Mommy’s waited so long to have you.” She started to drag your panties down your thighs, breathing through her teeth as her eyes focused in between your skirt.

Wanda was the most attractive woman in Westview, although you had never thought of her that way because she was married and had children. Still, you wondered why you weren’t trying to leave, why you were letting her drop your panties to the floor.

Her hands took the underside of your knees and bent them upwards, spreading them so you were wide open for her. She lowered herself down between your legs, and before you knew it, her mouth was on you.

Your lips fell open as Wanda began to devour you, moaning into you as her tongue rolled over your clit. Your mind was hurting from confusion and from Wanda messing with it, but it started to fade away as she pleasured you. There was desperation in the way she ate you, like she had been dreaming for years to spread your legs and have just a taste of you. You couldn’t remember Wanda ever flirting with you or showing anything other than neighborly care, but her desire was clear in the way she hooked her arms around your thighs to keep you still as she tasted you.

“Wanda,” you breathed, your chest arching off the bed as your hips bucked towards her mouth. You glanced down to see her locks of red hair sprawled across your thighs, her cardboard crown poking your thighs. You were growing dizzy, a pressure forming in your lower abdomen as your thighs squeezed around her head. She gave a guttural moan right against your clit that pushed you over the edge, throwing your head back in a high-pitched moan as you came. Wanda continued to lap at you through your climax, her fingertips pressing into your thighs so hard they left bruises.

Wanda carried you through your high until you fell back against the bed, panting and feeling the tingly feelings linger within you. You felt a sort of guilt for what had just happened, how you had let a married woman put you on her bed and put her head between your legs, until Wanda rose up and placed a leg outside of yours, keeping one between your legs as she cupped you again, this time touching you bare. Your juices were glistening on her lips, her lipstick not as smudged as you thought it would be. You tensed when you felt her fingers reach your entrance but then stop suddenly. Her dark eyes flickered, and she took her hand away.

“No,” she whispered to herself. “I want to savor you.”

She got off of you, placing your skirt back over your legs with one hand as she sucked your wetness off the fingers of her other hand. You were weak as you sat up on your elbows, looking at her in confusion. She was going to savor you? Was she going to ask you out again or something? How was she going to assume that you were going to say yes, or that you were going to let her touch you again?

“I don’t have to assume,” she answered for you, and she stretched her hand out towards you. You saw a flash of red and heard that loud buzzing sound in your ears before you fell asleep.

You were in a strange place when you woke up. It was a bedroom, an unfamiliar one that was decorated strangely. There was some sort of TV hanging on the wall, except it was wide and completely flat. As you sat up from the bed, feeling dizzy and sore, you looked around the room and noticed that it looked familiar.

It was Wanda’s room, but it was decorated completely different. It was more modern, with a strange device the size of your hand sitting on the nightstand. It looked like a mini version of the strange TV hanging on the wall.

“Oh, you’re awake.”

You jumped, not having seen Wanda standing there in the doorway. She was wearing a blue plaid robe with a gray shirt and sweatpants. As you looked down, you were also dressed differently in sweatpants and a plain t-shirt. You knew that you had went to sleep wearing something different. Did she change your clothes?

You glanced to a calendar on the wall beside the mirror, and for some reason you didn’t gasp in shock to realize that you were in an entirely different decade. You only smiled at Wanda and told her good morning, completely involuntarily. Wanda grinned and tilted her head, and in the look on her face you realized that she was controlling you and that she had been all along. You were in her forcefield that she built around you, and she certainly was never, ever going to let you leave.

#wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #lesbian #lgbt #wanda maximoff x reader #nsft #smut #marvel #elizabeth olsen #lizzie olsen #wanda maxmoff x y/n #wanda maximoff x f!reader #dark!wanda #crimsonween

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lotties-ashwagandha · 2 years ago

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For the halloween w them, Bellatrix cause I think thatd be very interesting!

omg bellatrix at halloween is a feral bitch

HALLOWEEN W BELLATRIX 🎃:

my god you’re in for a wild night

and when i say that i mean a WILD night

she will put on super scary 80s axe murderer makeup and hide in the trash can in the driveway and jump out at trick or treaters

she’ll just straight up scream at them

“OOOAAAAUHAAYYYYYY HANDS OFF MY CANDY YOU LITTLE HALF BLOOD FUCKS”

and that’ll be at, what, 6pm?

so we’re only getting started

after doing that for like an hour she’ll get bored and want something else to do

smashing the neighbors’ pumpkins ought to do the trick

and she just HAS to see if the unforgivable curses work on pumpkins

they.. they do. and it’s scary.

she thinks it’s absolutely hilarious

which also gives her the idea of bringing jack o lanterns to life

she sends them hopping after little kids and it’s so funny bc you just see these mean little pumpkins running after little billy in his ghost costume

god, the number of times she almost gets the ministry called on her (as if she weren’t already on their list — halloween is just a different kind of insanity for her)

by 8pm you’re probably at malfoy manor pranking the malfoys

all the malfoys are crying after 10 minutes and narcissa is chugging a bottle of whiskey and lucius is chopping off his silky hair and BELLA STOP TRYING TO SEND PUMPKINS AND PLASTIC BATS AFTER DRACO YOUVE HAD TOO MUCH CANDY

she makes you do ALL OF THIS with her

because #couplegoals

if she’s willing to get tiktok the two of you make an insane amount of halloween tiktoks

and it’s just

so much fun 🎃✨

taglist: @cartoonpeoples @thedeconstructionist @mayfair-fleur @cordeliass @paulsonsratched @goodeday2u

#halloween headcanon #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange x reader #bellatrix black x reader #bellatrix x reader #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy

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cowteapot · 2 years ago

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Stranger Things HC

Summary: ever wonder what it would be like to live in Hawkins when the world isn’t ending?

All characters x reader (platonic)

Warnings: cursing, substance use, violence, reader is older like let’s say 17-19 area

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You’re childhood best friend is Johnathan.

You met the kids through Will and the others through Nancy, you all became great friends

They make you sit through D&D games even if you are interested, these games last for HOURS, it’s hard to even understand how someone could sit in one position for so long. Your character died in the first two hours but you were absolutely not allowed to leave so you really just ended up with your head in your hand, struggling to stay awake

You work at the record store and it’s usually quite except for the group of children that hang around. Max actually buys things, Dustin flips through the records and complains, Lucas sifts through the cassettes and messes up the nice piles, Mike bumps into shelves and makes many messes while talking to El and Will sits at the counter with you apologizing for his friends

Will comes out to you first. You hold him close for hours and reassure him that you will always love and accept him no matter what

Max braids you bracelets and you better wear them all or else she will get aggressive

Eddie and Steve were secretly childhood besties but stopped hanging out after Steve’s parents said that Eddie was a freak and they didn’t like his influence

Dustin always sunburns on the backs of his knees and no one knows how

Max and Eddie are trailer neighbors and Robin lives a few down. All three of them have secret Thursday night movies nights that the rest of the group doesn’t know about because it’s for trailer neighbors + Robin only

No one talks about Steve and Nancy’s relationship, like literally no one talks about it

You teach Max how to be a slightly safer driver but still shes not allowed to drive anywhere when Steve is around

Eddie is oddly clumsy. You’ve seen this man fall up the stairs, fall out of a sitting position and slip on air

Robin claims to like halloween but every time anything slightly scary happens she’s over it

Max likes to drag everyone to Halloween stores around September. Her costumes are always planned super early and her plan for the night usually consists of scaring the shit outta everyone, stealing candy and smashing pumpkins

Study nights are hosted at Steve’s house and he cuts up apple slices and makes little finger sandwiches for everyone

Eddie doesn’t want to admit it but Labyrinth is the scariest movie he’s ever seen even tho it did come out when he was an adult (1986) he had nightmares for three weeks

Hopper basically has adopted Max too

You gave El the sex talk because hopper physically couldn’t. Like the idea of speaking about sex to his child made him sick to his stomach

Dustin’s mom is quite passive aggressive

Eddie’s trailer smells like pee, cigarettes, weed and tomato soup

Steve hates tomato’s, mushrooms, ketchup and milk

Robin once choked on a peanut M&M and now she refuses to eat any kind of M&M

Nancy is allergic to peanuts, idk she gives off peanut allergy vibes

Billy smells weird. Like stale cigarettes, shitty cologne, dry beer and ball sweat

You’re banished from Steve’s car after laughing so hard the milkshake you were drinking shot out or your mouth and all over his window and dashboard

Mrs. Wheeler is a gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Like queen full on makes her kids feel bad for needing anything, is always screaming at Nancy and she hates all of you except Steve

Uncle Wayne is the best parent to talk when you have problems, no hate to Joyce but you could talk to Wayne about drugs, sex, police and about anything else and he will never and I mean never be upset or judge. Like Joyce would’ve yelled at you for doing drugs and explain how dangerous they are and Wayne will simply tell you to be safe

Argyle has IBS

Jonathan will physically fist fight you if you put your outside clothes on his bed

Erica is a little evil child. She once went through your wallet and absolutely roasted the shit outta your id photo

Mike once threw up in an empty fast food cup and didn’t know what to do so he hid it under his bed for three months

Steve called all of his friends over to his house because his dad hugged him. It was genuinely a very depressing party

Every time hopper cooks everyone needs to smile and nod while choking down the meal

Jonathan says things that cause an extensive amount of concern, “I think we should start legal euthanization at age 65”

You can’t help it but when Eleven was going through her a few words era you couldn’t help but laugh especially when hopper told you about her whole ghost thing

max was a little middle school drug dealer. Girl used to steal loose cigarettes and pills out of the medicine cabinet and sell them

Joyce is a clueless queen! You’ve come over with Jonathan higher than a kite and devoured everything in sight while opening cans after cans of soda and take one sip before leaving it somewhere and she just thinks you both had a long day

Nancy gives everyone makeovers

Max is a little pissed off human and sometimes you just make her sit down and drink an apple juice cause she gets aggressive

You were Dustin’s first kiss at the winter dance and you earned him some street cred for bringing someone older and kissing them

Steve will never let you live down your kiss with Dustin even tho it was literally a peck on the lips

Eddie once called max “carrot top” and you all had to physically detain her after she chased him down, tackled him and rubbed his face into the ground

Our beautiful baby boy Will has smoked weed and when he confessed Johnathan was upset but you and argyle were up and screaming within seconds about how you were right because that missing Joint Johnathan blamed you two on smoking was stolen by his own baby brother

Mike is a little shit head. For a solid month he carried around water balloons in his backpack and threw them at his friends whenever he got the chance but he eventually stopped after Max held his head in the sink until he almost passed out

Everyone goes to Lucas’ games and cheers him on like the proud little family you are

Dustin can’t lie for shit

You’ve caught Hopper beating his meat in his office and you cried while he apologized over and over again

Joyce is a pumpkin spice queen. Halloween is coming and mama Byers has cute little orange and brown decorations with so many pumpkin spice candles it’s all anyone can smell due to it burning into their nose hairs

Steve has a box of tissues and wet wipes in his car for El when she gets her nose bleeds

Lucas doesn’t do blood. Someone’s bleeding? Boy is passed out

Holly barks.

Ted has hit on you. Many times.

Argyle and Johnathan have made out in a high state

Nancy gave El a makeover once, one time. She did the works, hair, makeup, and clothes but when hopper came home to his little girl with lipstick and a dress on he lost his shit, never again.

Robin has intense arachnophobia. Like the sight or even mention of spider she’s lost it, itching her body and looking around for the bug

Nancy has a gun chest. You saw it one time while at the wheeler house when the girl was searching for her lipstick and walked over to her bed, pulled out a large wooden chest, pulled the key out from her shirt where it rested on a chain and unlocked the large chest. Probably fifteen guns sat in it, she reached in and fumbled around before pulling out the tube, you stood behind her in shock

“Nancy. WHAT THE FUCK?!”

You got Will absolutely fucking annihilated one night after he begged you and Johnathan to let him share a beer with you guys. You agreed but one turned into two and two turned into the boy fast asleep on the bathroom floor

Lucas has this little girl scream that everyone finds hilarious. You found it out after a long Halloween night, everyone practically crawling back into the Byers residence when out of no where a masked figure pops out of the bushes and yells, Lucas in his fright screamed at the top of his lungs which scared all of you more than the figure. The figure pulled off its mask to reveal max who stood with her mouth agape staring at her boyfriend. You spent the rest of the night trying to scare him again

Robin gets everyone Christmas presents. They may not be as extravagant as Steve’s presents but they’re thoughtful, she got Nancy gun cleaner, Johnathan a rolling tray, Steve got Farrah Fawcett spray and so on

When Billy was still kicking it he loved rom coms and chick flicks

Steve’s Bi. He is and I don’t care what you have to say

Robin tried to smoke but a single cigarette caused her to go into a coughing fit until she puked

You, Steve and Eddie share the children. Like you each have a day as if you’re a divorced throuple co-parenting. One day someone’s on snacks, someone’s on the head count and entertainment while someone else drives and it switches on days

You three have definitely pretend you were the parents of the kids when out in public. Using excessive pet names and telling the kids to go see “mommy/daddy” just to see the rise it got from people around you

You tried to take everyone to see a movie like in theater and it was a shit show. Dustin wanted the sour patch kids but Lucas was eating them, Will didn’t want to sit so close to the screen, El didn’t like how cold the theater was even tho you told her to bring a a blanket, Max fell asleep, Mike kept asking questions, Eddie was yelling at Mike, Steve got up and left and you were on the verge of crying. You all never did that again.

Mike has ADHD

The kids are kind of scared of you when you get pissed at them. Like sometimes when you’re not there Steve threatens to call you

Steve has coffee with Joyce and they talk about being moms

Hopper likes to tickle El. He loves to see her squirm and scream through deep belly giggles as she kicks her feet and tries to fight him off

Eddie peed the bed till he was 13. Sometimes still does.

You gave El, Max and Erica the period talk like the whole talk. Explaining tampons, pads, cramps, hygiene and all that goodness. You made sure they were prepared with their own little period bags and that they knew what to do in case of an emergency

Steve is Reba. He’s a single mom who works two jobs, who loves his kids and never stops

Hopper asks so many questions when he finds out Robin is gay. He’s not asking them to be weird it’s just he has a daughter and he wants to know these things just in case she may or may not like girls

Hopper also had you give him the period talk, he now fully understands the difference between flows, best aid for cramps and how to get blood out of anything

One time while watching a true crime documentary Argyle and Jonathan saw that they caught a guy because of what he was buying at a hardware store, they didn’t believe it so they bought as many ‘serial killer’ things they could at a hardware store to see what would happen but the girl at the checkout stand just thought they were building a sex room

Will, Mike, Dustin and Lucas sneak behind the curtain at family video, ya know the one where they show pornos and old guys go wack off in a room together? Yea the snuck into one of those, Will didn’t really want to but his friends were going so he went but anyway it was really awkward when Steve pulled them out by their shirt collars and kicked them out

Dustin’s mom listens into all of his calls and it’s gotten to the point that when ever one of the group calls they say hello to her

Lucas’ mom is an essential oil mom and he’s not allowed to have sugar

You and Eddie have a mutual agreement that if you’re not dead, in jail or married by 30 you’ll marry each other and raise cats

You obviously aren’t gonna be marrying each other….

Max has a collection of knives that is quite concerning but hey at least she’s got a hobby

Dustin’s mind was blown when he first saw Rocky Horror Picture show. He ran to the record store and asked if you had a copy of the soundtrack which you responded with a “it’s been out for like 10 years man. No?”

Eddie worships the ground Meatloaf walks on. Not the food, the musician (rip)

Steve LOVES Grease

Nancy is secretly a little metal head

#stranger things #nancy wheeler #johnathan byers #joyce byers #billy hargrove #eddie munson #steve harrington #will byres #lucas sinclair #erica sinclair #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #mrs. wheeler #Jim hopper #eleven hopper #argyle #robin buckley

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uuponastarr · 2 years ago

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[ ross lynch, cis man, he/him. ] ✧･ﾟ is that [ LIONEL SKELLINGTON ] who just stumbled into town? rumour has it that they’re the [ TWENTY-FIVE ] year old child of [ JACK AND SALLY ] from [ NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ]. i’ve also heard that they’re [ LIGHT HEARTED ] but [ MINDLESS ] and have [ 2 ] siblings. i could almost swear i heard [ MILK MAN - RARE AMERICANS ] playing when they appeared.

basics:

full name: lionel thomas skellington

nicknames: lyl.

zodiac sign: scorpio - october 30th

sexuality: heterosexual

skills/intrests: pranking, writing poetry.

aesthetic: smashed pumpkin on the bottom of your sneakers, looking up at the night sky filled with stars, a chilly autumn breeze, ink stained finger tips, running away after ding dong ditching your neighbor.

[ pinterest board link here ]

bio tws; none!

lionel thomas skellington was the eldest son, of one of halloween towns most admired couples, fittingly born only a day before halloween that year. growing up lionel was treated like a prince by the other adults of halloweentown, something that made him feel incredibly awkward. lionel did however find solace in his friends, who made him feel much more normal. with them he could truly be who he wanted. of course he loved halloween, for it was as ingrained into his being as his dna, but there were times when he would have rather not thought about one day taking up his father’s place. instead in his spare time he spent time pulling pranks on those around him and overall being as carefree as possible. despite how reckless lionel may have seemed on the surface he did have a romantic side that very few knew of. He had a secret fondness for poetry and going so far as to keep a notebook full of poems meant for his eyes only. although its a passion of his it’s something he’d rather people not know.

wanted connections:

tba...

#{ ~ im straight as shooters go / ♡ lionel; bio }#{ / ♡ general; bio }

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themonkeycabal · 4 years ago

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Wandavision Ep 6 Spoilers

No really, spoilers.

Previously on Wandavision — Wanda told SWORD to shove their drones right straight up their asses, Vision woke up to the reality that his utopian sitcom life was in fact a dystopian hellscape, their children were extremely creepy, and Agnes was being bizarre as hell and super sus. In the real world, Acting Director Dick was a dick, and Darcy and Jimmy welcomed Monica into their sciencey weird-crime-fighting team. Monica also mentioned an aerospace engineer she knows, which some suggest may be the first mention of Reed Richards in the MCU. I have conflicted feelings about the Fantastic Four. Mostly I never liked them. But, I'm open to revising my opinion.

Oh, and also X-Men 'Verse Pietro showed up suddenly and that was fun.

Anyway. the roommate and I tried to sort out a timeline — so Monica unBlips and goes back to work at SWORD three weeks later. AD Dick tells us Wanda stole Vision's body nine days previously. That means, just three weeks ago Wanda was in the middle of a battle, lost her boyfriend, was Snapped, was then unsnapped to fall right into the middle of another battle. Lost THREE additional teammates. And then sometime in the following week found out a shady government agency had Vision's body and she probably went "OH HELL NO". Because that's what I would say. So she goes to SWORD, dents a few doors, takes Vision's body and swans off to New Jersey. Look, she's been through a hell of a lot in the last couple weeks, is what I'm saying. I don't blame her a tiny bit. But, also, I don't think she's entirely behind this.

10-year old boy plus video camera = the 90s. Obnoxious opening credits. But, you know, I kind of liked them (as a one off). WAYYY better than last week's.

It's Halloween, and *sigh* Billy is breaking the fourth wall and narrating to the camera. There's childish twin bickering as you expect, Tommy's the wild and crazy twin, and Billy's the buttoned up twin. And Pietro is passed out on the couch at 4 in the afternoon. Living his best life. He teasingly scares the boys, chases them around, and there's awkward child acting.

Wanda comes down the stairs in the classic Scarlet Witch costume, and says she's a Sokovian Fortune Teller. Sokovia was more wild than I realized.

Genuinely funny flashback to Wanda and Pietro trick-or-treating in Sokovia as kids, 'the year we got typhus'. lol. Was it the fish that gave them typhus? Or was that just a special treat? Wanda doubts this version of events, and Pietro suggests she suppressed the memory due to the trauma. This gives Billy the chance to tell the camera that mom's been weird since uncle Pietro turned up to crash on their couch.

Next it's Vision's turn to appear in the classic Vision costume. Yikes. Wanda thanks him for humoring her, and he says there were no other clothes in his closet and they have a very weird second where he's not playing along and she's not sure what to do, and then he breaks into sitcom character says something about "just kidding, i know how much you love mexican wrestling" like it's a luchador costume, and then there's some super weird flirting. TMI you two.

Meanwhile, Pietro is a large child and the kids love him, of course. So there's that.

Back to Wanda and Vision, she's ready to take the kids out trick-or-treating, but Vision says he can't go, he's on the neighborhood watch and must patrol the streets ever-vigilant for wild gangs of child hooligans who might TP trees. He's gone off-script and it takes Wanda a second to figure out how to play this. She says it's the boys' first Halloween so he has to be there. Pietro breaks up the almost argument and says he can be a father figure-type and he'll help with the boys. Vision's still pretty off-script but Wanda doesn't fight it but looks uncertain, and he goes off to protect the night — or early afternoon.

Pietro is a child hooligan and wants to go do hooligany things with the kids. Wanda says he doesn't have a costume and he grabs Billy and they speed off only to return dressed in classic Quicksilver duds. Well, cheap-looking, thrown together Quicksilver duds. I laughed. The hair. lol. Good one.

Outside in the real world. The Hex field is still kind of glowing red and making bad force field noises. It only started doing that when Wanda got pissed in the last ep. Oh, goody, it's Acting Director Dick. I've learned his name is Hayward. I don't care.

Blah blah Stompy Mc-I'm-In-Charge blah. Monica is not pleased about the whole trying to kill Wanda with a missile while she was talking to her plan. AD Dick just says "now we know who we're dealing with". Um … what? You tried to kill her and her response was to tell you to go away. Yeah, boy, she's a monster.

Darcy is there to helpfully remind AD Dick that Wanda made him look like the fool he is. ILU girl. "Hey, there he is; the guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad." Jimmy just makes a 'i'm so disappointed in you and your choices' face at him in the background.

I despise characters like Hayward. They are so tedious. Narratively they are there to incite conflict, but given the situation conflict naturally exists, surely there are other ways to bring up/drive that tension without the trope of the government heavy ready to solve the problem with the most extreme amount of force available to him. OH no! Our plucky heroes will have to find a way to save the day and fight the Man! Can they do it? Boring. It's too bad General Talbot went insane and then died; he could probably give tips on How Not To Be That Guy.

Anyway

Hayward wants to know if Darcy works for him and she's like "dunno my dude", Monica claims her, AD Dick says "which one of you is the sassy best friend" and Jimmy's like, that is quite enough Acting Director Not Very Nice Man. "There's no time to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win." AD Dick just wants to take out Wanda so the whole nightmare ends. Monica's like um, we literally do not know what's going on. Like, for real we have no clue. So that might not, in fact, end the nightmare, Director Murder Britches.

They argue a lot and Director Dick goes off the rails. Dude's like more unhinged than seems warranted. Unless he's just so embarrassed that he pissed himself when Wanda returned his murder drone to him, he's decided SHE MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE GOOD OF … NEW JERSEY AND MY SOILED UNDERWEAR OR SOMETHING.

"Captain Rambeau, you are an impediment to this mission!" Oh no! He's gonna tell her all about how hard it was to survive in a post-blip world, all those lucky blipped don't know what it was like! You just can't understand! Monica tells him not to use that as an excuse to be a coward. I'm so bored with this scene. Let me guess, the trio will have to go behind his back to save the day.

"Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here with your mother died. Because, clearly you don't have the stomach for this job." … non-sequitur much? Or is he saying she would have inherited the Director-ship (which should probably not be how that sort of agency works, let's be real). Is this scene five hours long, or does it just feel that way?

The Dick banishes the trio from his base.

"Hayward is way over-stepping his provisional authority". Jimmy Woo, you're so great. Monica says he's up to something. Yeah a tactical nuke and murder. Clearly he doesn't want to actually solve the problem, he just wants the problem to go away with a big show of macho explosions and whatnot. I suspect he might be in over his head, like he was not meant to be Acting Director, let alone Director. Also, he's a boring cliche stereotype and I loathe it.

JIMMY! I legit did not see that coming. He just pure hauls off and clocks one of the soldiers escorting them off the base, to a transport truck or something. Monica seems just as surprised for a second but then she's like "hell yeah!" and jumps in. Darcy sort of stands back and watches. lol. "Why didn't anyone tell me the plan?"

Oh look, it's my shipping container! They put the soldiers in there. Guys, it was for Hayward. Come on.

The trio disguise themselves with ponchos, which is a big step up from the usual MCU disguise of "baseball hat". That was a good bit in Ant-man and the Wasp "it's not a disguise, it just looks like us at a baseball game" (I watched that like last week. I missed Luis). Anyway …

Back in the sitcom world. The kids are ready for their early afternoon trick-or-treating. They're still talking to the camera. It's so awkward. I'm not a fan. I get it's meant to reproduce the very 90s Nick-era sitcoms and so, you know, it's spot on. Still, though.

Pietro is encouraging and supportive. "Unleash hell, demon spawn!"

Dang there are a lot of kids in that neighborhood. Wasn't Vision wondering last episode why there weren't any kids? Is the program correcting itself?

Wanda tries to test Pietro, asking him about some kid at an orphanage when they were kids. Pietro calls her on it, and says he knows he looks different. Wanda wants to know why that is. He says, "You tell me. I mean, if I found shangra-la, I wouldn't want to be reminded of the past, either." Hmm.

The kids speed off with uncle Pietro. Wanda wanders over to talk to neighbor Herb, who has a g-man earbud in and is clearly part of the neighborhood watch. In the background Pietro is stealing all the candy and smashing pumpkins and spraying the place with silly string. The hijinks are so wacky. Wanda tells Herb maybe Vision can help out with the chaos, and Herb says Vision isn't on duty. Oh no, he lied to her!

Herb goes weird "is there something I can do for you, Wanda? Do you want something changed?" Hmmm.

Elsewhere Vision is wandering the wild streets of Westview. He finds people caught in some type of weird decorating loop, the woman seems trapped but aware.

Commercial time! What the fuck was that. "Yo-magic! The snack for survivors." No, really, what the fuck.

Night has fallen, the twins and the twins walk the streets. Wanda's making the boys give back all the candy they stole. She says Pietro is a bad influence. He says "I'm just trying to do my part, kay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?"

"What happened to your accent?"

"What happened to yours? Details are fuzzy, man. I got shot like a chump in the street for no reason." AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! no really AHAHAHAHAAH! Thank you, Pietro! Holy shit, perfect. That's some delicious shade. I expect to see this gif'd fifteen different ways when I load tumblr today.

"Next thing I know, I heard you calling me. I knew you needed me."

The kids interrupt. And now all of a sudden Tommy can zoom. Character development!

Everyone is so careful to give Wanda what she wants. Why? She's not cruel. Who wants to keep her pacified? And whoever it is cannot possibly be pleased with AD Dick messing things up. Assuming it's an outside or outside-ish force/entity, of course. I mean, I don't think she's doing this entirely, she might be the battery powering it, but despite her thing last episode to get SWORD to leave her alone, she does seem a little confused about the where, why, and how things are going.

"Don't go past Ellis Avenue." Just a kid thing or a boundary of the sitcom control world?

In the real world, our heroes are sneaking through a tent city and into the server room. The scene with Pietro and Wanda discussing his accent is playing in the background. Darcy seems put-out that Pietro was recast. lol. "He brought the wrong face."

Darcy hacks into Hayward's devices. "Hayward figured out a way to look through the boundary." "And he didn't share it with the group." I don't like Hayward.

Something is blipping on the map on the computer. Jimmy asks if it's Wanda, but Darcy says "it's tracking the decay signature of vibranium". So Vision. Monica wants to know why Hayward is tracking Vision. Well, I'd super like to know what SWORD was doing with Vision in the first place, because they weren't just storing him, they were doing something. So …

Jimmy notices that there are other dots, the ones closest to Vision, who are other residents. Jimmy says the ones near the edge of town are barely moving.

Back to Vision. He's found a cul-de-sac to patrol. Everybody's frozen in place, the street lights flicker. Eerie. They're all dressed for Halloween. Does this mean the field is shrinking, or the effects spreading and so it's closing in, slowing and then freezing people who were earlier moving about just fine? Vision is unaffected by this whatever it is. He turns himself into himself and flies off, up above the town. part of the town is dark, and part alive with voices and laughter.

He spots a car at the edge of town. It's Agnes. She seems frozen-ish, but when he asks what she's doing there, she says "Town Square Scare. Where is it?" all robotic like. Vision helpfully tries to give directions. lol. "Took a wrong turn, got lost" she says.

Vision touches her head and she wakes up. "You! You're one of the Avengers. You're Vision. Are you here to help us?" "I am Vision. I do want to help. But, what's an Avenger?"

Hmm. Well, I guess he did say last week that he couldn't remember anything before Westview.

"Am I dead?" she asks. "No, why would you think that?" "Because you are."

What was news coverage after the Snap like, do you suppose? I mean, ridiculous, of course. But, like, I think they had bigger problems then wondering about snapped/dead Avengers, didn't they? Well, maybe not. "WHERE ARE AVENGERS TO HELP US?" or "HOW DARE THE AVENGERS NOT HELP US!" "TOTALLY THIS IS ON THE AVENGERS!" "WE'D ALL BE DEAD WITHOUT THE AVENGERS!" "NUHUH! BOO AVENGERS!" "EXCEPT VISION WHO DIED HEROICALLY, WE ALL LIKE THAT AVENGER!" "TONY STARK AND PEPPER POTTS SHARE THE DECORATING TIPS THAT TRANSFORMED THEIR RUSTIC RESTORATION PROJECT INTO A CHARMING FAMILY HOME".

Agnes starts screaming "Dead" at Vision. She's not coping well. Vision says he's going to try and reach outside town and try to figure this all out. "How? No one leaves. Wanda won't even let us think about it." I SUSPECT YOU, AGNES! Why would Wanda keep everybody trapped and miserable? I could see if she did it on accident, but this implies she's purposefully hurting people. I don't buy it. Agnes, again, seems to be in the right place at the right time to make Vision doubt Wanda. You're a very suspicious character, Agnes.

She starts to laugh. "All is lost." Vision touches her had and she resets to sitcom Agnes. Somehow she can move again, she turns the car around on Ellis Ave and heads back into town. So, that answers that.

Vision walks across the Eillis Ave to the field beyond.

Meanwhile, Darcy continues to hack. Monica gets a text and says "that's it! My way back into the Hex will be here in an hour." Jimmy's all ready to boost a ride to take her to meet her aerospace buddy. But, Darcy says, nope. Can't do it. Monica's been through the Hex twice, and it's rewritten her cells. "It's changing you." Monica is undaunted. "I know what Wanda's feeling and I won't stop until I help her." Alrighty then.

Jimmy's finally going to get to hotwire a car! But wait, Darcy's not going with them. AD Dick has something hidden behind one last firewall. Darcy thinks it's big and can help them. She's going to find it.

I don't think Jimmy had to hotwire that humvee. It just started right up. Motorpool, pfft - they always leave the keys.

Back in Westview. Halloween continues at Town Square. Pietro asks Wanda where she was hiding all those kids. Whu? Says Wanda. "I assume they were all just sleeping peacefully in their beds. No need to traumatize beyond the occasional holiday cameo, amiright?" What is Pietro. "Hey don't get me wrong, you've handled the ethical considerations of this scenario as best you could. Families and couples stay together. Most personalities aren't far from what's underneath. People got better jobs. Better haircuts for sure."

"You don't think it's wrong?"

"Are you kidding me? I'm impressed. It's a pretty big leap from giving people nightmares and shooting red wigglywoos out your hands." No, really, what is Pietro? "How'd you even do all this?" Hmmm.

"I don't know how I did it. I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. Just endless nothingness." She looks back at Pietro and for a second he's dead Pietro. Poor Wanda.

Darcy continues to hack Hayward's systems. Cataract classified weapons something something. They're still tracking Vision. Who continues his walk across the field and comes to the hex. He tries to push through it. Looks painful. SWORD rolls out to go overreact at him. He makes it through the barrier, kind of. It's a struggle.

Hayward standing there looking like a jackass "he really does want out, doesn't he?" Like he’s just amused by this turn of events, or watching a lab rat try to get out of the lab.

Darcy's standing behind watching all of this. Bits of Vision sort of fly off and back into the Hex. Darcy says "oh no!" and runs towards him, screaming for them to help him. Way to give away your sneaky hiding, girlfriend.

In Westview. Billy looks up, he can hear what's going on outside. "I hear daddy in my head. He's in trouble."

Vision calls for help, while SWORD prioritizes arresting Darcy. Phil Coulson would never have behaved like this. Boo to SWORD. Vision is dissolving. It's kind of gross and sad.

Wanda asks where Vision is, and Pietro interrupts "Don't sweat it, sis. It's not like your dead husband can die twice." Wanda wallops him with some red wigglywoos.

Billy sees soldiers and thinks Vision is dying. Wanda stops everything and makes a big red boom. The Hex appears to be expanding. Whoops, now you've done it AD Dick. He runs away like the brave brave guy he is. They leave Darcy handcuffed to a jeep. "Are you serious right now?"

The Hex overtakes Vision and then Darcy. Trapped soldiers become clowns, and we're in the circus. Well, SWORD seems like a circus, so Wanda's not wrong. I'm pretty sure Jimmy and Monica made it, but sadly the bravest Director who ever braved also escaped. He deserved to be a circus clown. Better luck next week, Wanda.

Credits.

Well, I just don't know anymore.

Hayward doesn't care about Wanda, except where I think because of this someone will figure out what he was doing to Vision's body. And Vision is ultimately the thing he cares about in all this. I hope Wanda drops a house on him.

Hmmm.

Quit suggesting I watch Age of Ultron next, Disney. It’s not happening.

#wandavision #wandavision spoilers #wandavision liveblog

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raving-raven-writing · 4 years ago

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Swedetober: Day 15: Pumpkin Carving

Hey, so I finally did something for Swedetober! It’s not my best and this is my first time writing with a reader/self insert, but I hope it is okay. Now, I shall be going back to finishing my WIP because I have too many of those. I’m not adding in the English translations for the Swedish in this because I am lazy, so yeah, sorry. Anyways, enjoy! (Oh, and from my own judgement, there are no trigger warnings)

Day 15: Pumpkin Carving Halloween festivities were a go as soon as it became October. It had to be your favorite holiday, even though Christmas was a pretty good one too. Although, on Christmas you never got to dress up in costumes and eat and give out tons of candy by the handful. And the weather was so much nicer in October compared to December; just looking at the snow froze your blood. At least with all the colors associated with Halloween, the baking of pumpkin bread and the candle from Jack o’lanterns could keep you warm. That, and staying indoors of course. The brothers didn’t really celebrate Halloween, although Oscar was all gung ho about joining in on your holiday fun. He and Otto helped you decorate the house, both inside and out, to give it a spooky look for the ghouls and goblins that came around Halloween night and a cozy feel on the inside. Axel was more into the baking aspect and Y/N wasn’t complaining about the abundance of pumpkin flavored treats that he kept making. But if he kept it up, Y/N and his brothers might be all several pounds heavier by the time snow hit the ground. “What is that even suppose to be, Oscar?” Y/N asked, chuckling as they watched him carve the pumpkin from over his shoulder. Oscar paused and held the pumpkin at arms length to examine his work. “Vad?” he asked, glancing at you from over his shoulder. “It’s a scary face. Vad är fel med det?” “Nothing.” Oscar frowned and turned to show the pumpkin to Otto, who is busy carving his own pumpkin across the table. “Otto, hur ser det ut?” Otto shrugged. “Jag gillar det.” “Axel,” Y/N asked, “Are you going to pull yourself away from the oven long enough to carve a pumpkin with us? Or are you going to continue to bake like Julia Child?” “Vem är Julia Child?” he asked. “She’s a really famous cook. Oh, how about Betty Crocker? She’s more of a baker in my eyes.” Axel shook his head in confusion. A look at his brothers showed that they too didn’t know who you were talking about either. You waved your hand in annoyance and waved Axel over with your carving knife “Forget it. You don’t get the reference. Come and join us.” Axel did as requested and switched off the oven as he took to placing the used dishes in the sink. He took the fourth pumpkin that sat unscathed on the kitchen table and spun it for a moment, eyeing it before he sat down at the table. The four of you sat in comfortable silence as some Halloween music played quietly in the background. Otto was the first to finish turned his pumpkin to show the others. “Too happy,” Oscar commented, “It’s supposed to be scary.” Otto frowned and turned the pumpkin back around to face him. “I like it like this.” It was a friendly looking face, perhaps something you’d see on a kids cartoon. “I like it, Otto. It looks like a very friendly pumpkin.” “Färdiga!” Oscar exclaimed, placing his carving tool on the table loudly. He spun it around to show everyone. YN glanced at it, confused. “What is it?” you asked. Oscar frowned in your direction. Axel tilted his head as he stared at his brother’s pumpkin. “Is it a scary cat?” he asked. Y/N tilted their head in the same manner, still not seeing it. “I still don’t see it. Sorry.” “Good attempt, brother,” Axel said, patting Oscar’s shoulder reassuringly. The frown on Oscar’s face lessened slightly at his brother’s praise. If Y/N had to rank all their pumpkins, although they wouldn’t aloud, they would like to put their own as dead last. Although they always tried their best, they just could never get any good at the task of ramming the gourd with a big knife and carving it up for it to look something like a scary face. Otto’s had to be the best in terms of the how it was carved, although Axel’s had a cool scary smile that looked like it would be hard to replicate. And Y/N still couldn’t see the scary cat face on Oscar’s pumpkin, but they could see the effort that went into making it, so that counted for something. After All Hallow’s Eve came and went and the pumpkins started to spoil and collapse, that was when you showed them another fun holiday tradition in which you took your pumpkin and a baseball bat and smashed it into smithereens. Initially, it had been something you’d seen your neighbors do, and it looked like fun, but after trying it out one year, you decided to add it to your list of Halloween traditions. Oscar decided to add this to his list as well as he thought it was great fun. His brothers on the other hand seemed rather indifferent to it, although neither of them enjoyed having pumpkin guts splattered all over them. But overall, it was a good Halloween, peaceful and cozy and spent in good company. Just how you liked it. ___________________________________________________________ Oh, and I want to tag whoever started this fun little challenge. I hope I’m tagging the correct person and not just getting everything jumbled up in my head. Correct me though if I’m wrong. @royalydamned

#swedetober #theswedes #otto the swede #axel the swede #oscar the swede #otto tua #axel tua #oscar tua #october challenges #writingpractice #forfun #spooky season #reader insert #fanfiction

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clexmas24 · 5 years ago

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Clextober is just around the corner!

For thirteen days in October, we will celebrate all things Clexa and the best (in my objective opinion) season of the year! So bust out that ineffable Clexa creativity, and let’s see some fanart, fanvids, fanfics, moodboards, photo manipulations, fic recs, etc. You don’t have to do every day, you can pick just one or eleven, whatever floats your boat. Listed below are a few ideas to get you going, but they are by no means strict guidelines. You do you!

Remember to tag #Clextober19, #13DaysofClexa, and #(day/prompt) when posting.

Example: #Clextober19 #13DaysofClexa #Day13 #Day13: A Pinch of Magic #APinchofMagic, and of course, any other tags you’d like to add.

October 19 - Day 13: A Pinch of Magic

Black cats, spells, potions, broomsticks, white witches, dark witches, candles, curses, magic! Are Clarke and Lexa from different covens and are forbidden to love each other? Is Clarke a witch and Lexa a skeptical human? Do Clarke and Lexa’s familiars attack each other one day, and the witches are forced to work together to get their unruly animals back in line?

October 20 - Day 12: Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice

Pumpkin picking, pumpkin spice candles, pumpkin carving, pumpkin pie eating contests, pumpkin spice lattes! Does Lexa loathe pumpkin spice everything (it tastes like how her grandmother’s potpourri smells) but she endures it with a smile every year because Clarke thinks she loves it? Are they neighbors competing in a pumpkin carving contest? Do they brush hands as they reach for the perfect pumpkin in a pile of pumpkins?

October 21 - Day 11: Flannel

Flannel shirts, fluffy flannel blankets, flannel scarves, flannel lingerie? What’s autumn without a cozy flannel? Does Clarke keep stealing Lexa’s favorite flannel shirt, much to Lexa’s annoyance? (spoiler: Lexa totally loves watching Clarke try and button it) Does Clarke’s flannel scarf fly off in a blustering autumn breeze only to be returned to her by a striking stranger with chestnut hair and the greenest eyes she’s ever seen?

October 22 - Day 10: Ghouls' Night Out

Clubbing, Halloween bar crawl, cider tasting! Does grumpy Lexa get dragged to a Halloween bar crawl but really starts to enjoy it when she keeps running into a progressively tipsier (re: flirtier) Clarke? Does Clarke start a micro-cidery with her friends and decide to launch it on Halloween night, which turns out to be the best idea ever when the reporter assigned to cover the grand opening is none other than her former college crush, Lexa Woods?

October 23 - Day 9: Scary Stories

Urban legends, campfire tales, creepy slumber parties, folklore! Does Scaredy Cat Clarke try to put on a brave face when her best friend (aka her crush) insists on telling the creepiest stories she’s ever heard at their annual Halloween sleepover? Does Clarke get all protective when her friends try and pull a prank on Lexa after telling spooky stories around a campfire?

October 24 - Day 8: Vampires/Werewolves

Shapeshifters, bloodsuckers, wolves, teeth, blood, fur, eternal life! Are Clarke and Lexa star-crossed lovers, destined to be together but forced apart by ancient traditions? Is Lexa a human suddenly caught up in a civil war between the reigning vampire queen, Clarke, and the werewolves who are trying to overthrow her?

October 25 - Day 7: BYOB: Bring your own Boo’s

Party shenanigans, costumes, bobbing for apples, getting way into character! Do they click at a costume party but have no idea what the other looks like because, duh, costumes? Are Clarke and Lexa really into DIY and make their costumes every year? Does one drunkenly confess her love for the other because she’s dressed as Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman isn’t afraid of anything?

October 26 - Day 6: Fall Festivities

Apple picking, sweater weather, rainy day snuggles, changing seasons, corn mazes, baking, football games, raking leaves, bonfires, hayrides! Are Clarke and Lexa happily married and decide to take their little one apple picking for the first time? Does Lexa’s neighbor, Clarke, offer to rake her leaves for her, and while Lexa is very particular about her lawn care, she can’t say no because the thought of watching Clarke do manual labor is far too tantalizing?

October 27 - Day 5: Haunted Houses

Ghosts, SFX makeup, haunted houses! Do Clarke and Lexa attend a haunted house with their respective dates only to wind up clinging to each other instead? Is Clarke a makeup artist for a haunted house and has her work cut out for her when she has transform gorgeous Lexa into a hideous zombie? Do Lexa and Clarke buy a rundown house that Clarke insists has charm only to find out that the place is being haunted by the little old lady who used to live there?

October 28 - Day 4: SCREAM

Ghost face, slashers, teens running up the stairs when they should be running out the front door, or, you know, actually screaming if you’re not into the slasher movie thing! Are the Delinquents being hunted down by a masked killer, and loner Lexa, who knows way too much about horror movies, gets swept up in the mess? Does Clarke love hearing Lexa’s cute little scream and tries to do whatever it takes to get her to scream?

October 29 - Day 3: Monster Mash

Working in the lab late one night, an eerie sight, a graveyard smash, The Crypt-Kicker Five! (Hahaha, I make myself laugh) Aliens, beasts, Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, demogorgons, creatures! Does Clarke’s niche band, The Crypt-Kicker Five, suddenly find itself in need of a drummer for their Halloween gig when theirs up and quits, but are saved when Lincoln’s cousin comes for a visit? Is Lexa the captain of the USCSS Nostromo, and Clarke is the new Executive Officer who insists it’s a good idea to land on an alien planet?

October 30 - Day 2: Trick or Treat

Harmless tricks, steamy treats, trick or treating (because you’re never too old to have a good time)! Is Lexa having a rough week at work and really isn’t in the mood for Halloween, but she’s easily swayed when her girlfriend shows up wearing a very skimpy devil costume? Do Clarke and Lexa go trick or treating every year together from the age of four? In coordinating costumes???

October 31 - Happy Halloween! : FREE DAY

FREE DAY!

Pick a favorite or create something completely new. You could share a pic of your costume (Clexa related or not) or even a pet’s costume!

If you need any more suggestions/inspiration, send me an ask. I’ll try my best to give you ideas, or you know, beg my friends and/or followers to come up with clever things for you.

Have fun, and I can’t wait to see what fall-tastic things everyone comes up with!

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nerfpuncher · 3 years ago

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Been watching star wars with a good friend she never seen it before so we just been working through it.

Anyway we was high as shit last night, we about halfway through the clone wars, she now understands that it ain't a kids show. We are beyond baked and she looks at me and says:

"Bro is it weird that I find the clones hot?"

Looked her in the eyes and said "bro I would smash Rex like pumpkins on a neighbors porch Halloween night"

Had a good laugh and now she is Fives thirsty baaad.

#star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #captain rex #arc trooper fives #high thoughts #stoned and star wars

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yanjuniverse · 6 years ago

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Halloween with Nine Percent

masterlist.

Cai Xukun

throws a halloween party

the kind that usually gets shut down at 4AM by the police

invite only - no costume, no entry

lots and lots of alcohol

he’s the dj

wears the fishnet shirt and when people ask what he’s supposed to be, he says he’s famous

everyone looks forward to his party because the music is amazing

gets really nervous when you come up and requests a song

“i’ll only play it if you promise me a dance”

Chen Linong

usually, he stays and hands out candy with his family

but this year, he comes along with you as you take your nieces and nephews trick or treating

when you brought it up to him, he immediately brightens up and takes you with him to buy a costume

couple costumes

helps the shy little ones say “trick or treat!” to your neighbors

protects them from the scary decorations and wipes their tears when things get too scary

checks all of their candy when you guys get home thoroughly

takes you to a late movie afterwards before you guys finally go home to rest

“i hope we can do this again next year.”

JUSTIN

still trick or treats in high school

1/3 of the “vandalize ting’s house” team

has zhengting do his make up for the occasion

has a map of all the houses that give out fullsized candy bars and there are red x’s over the houses that give out things like raisens or tooth brushes

people are like “aren’t you a little too old to trick or treat?” but you two are cute and they give you guys candy anyways

you guys are out the entire night just enjoying each other’s presence, laughing

brings you to his secret tree house on the edge of town to eat candy and talk while watching the sun rise

really blushy and happy

willing to trade candy for another piece of candy or for a kiss ;)

“this candy may be sweet but not as sweet as you”

Fan Chengcheng

1/3 of the “vandalize ting’s house” team

HAUNTED HOUSE WITH CHENGCHENG!!!

he was so unmoved during the ghost prank on ip so i feel like he’d be the same during this

he honestly didn’t want to go to the haunted house because he’d rather just go to the movies but you insisted and how could he say no to you?

holds your hand tightly through out the entire thing and doesn’t let any of the actors touch you

makes sure you’re okay constantly and walks in front of you as sort of a shield

tells you he’s proud of you when you finish the haunted house

“see. told you i would protect you from anything, babe.”

Lin Yanjun

yanjun wears a cape for halloween and you ask when he’s supposed to be

“guess,” he’ll smirk

“superman?”

he snorts, “nope. i’m your man.”

lame halloween jokes the entire day

flirts so he can get more candy

one house dumps the entire bucket into his sack because they’re so mesmerized

takes you home when he sees you shivering and makes you both “spooky drinks” hot coco

matching halloween pjs

“if i were a zombie, i’d eat you first.”

Zhu Zhengting

makes you a spooky basket for halloween!!! (basically a halloween basket filled with treats)

dressed his dogs up for halloween

decorates the entire house for the occasion

goes all out tbh just because he’s that extra

his costume looks so real just because he’s that good at make up

his house gets vandalized by the neighborhood hooligans (he knows who tf they are, he has cameras)

other than that, he has a lot of fun and throws a halloween party for his close friends

“let’s see what’ll get smashed first tonight. the pumpkins i spent four hours carving or me.”

Wang Ziyi

doesn’t really care for halloween

but will get into it if he sees you’re into it

passes out stuff to the little kids

doesn’t dress up because it’s cold and he would rather not get sick

the house that gives out raisins

his house gets egged by the vandalization team too just because they overheard kids complaining about his treats

“halloween is just a consumer holiday created by the government to promote unhealthy eating.”

Xiao Gui

has been waiting all fucking year for this

drops a mixtape at midnight

knows where all the best halloween parties are

1/3 of the “vandalize ting’s house” team

trick or treats then goes to the house parties

probably makes his own haunted house that scares the shit out of all of his friends

really gory and honestly, he doesn’t feel like he did his best unless somebody pees their pants

“since my name is xiao gui, can i be your boo for halloween?”

You Zhangjing

lowkey forgot today is halloween

so when he sees a fairy, a ninja and michael myers at his door, he’s like ohhhh fuck

gives out random things

“here’s a candle for you! and a light bulb for you! and, what is this? whitney houston’s greatest hits in CD? wow! what a lucky kid you are!”

just puts on some cat ears he had laying around and calls it a day

is thankful when you show up with some candy

gives away all the candy he doesn’t like and eats the one he does like

asks chengcheng to send pics of how they vandalized zhengting’s house

is grateful when the last kid leaves his doorstep and locks the door before looking you dead in the eyes

christmas season starts at 12:00AM Novermber 1st

“now that that’s done, time to get ready for a real holiday”

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bugheadfamily · 6 years ago

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🎶Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to read something great?

Clink the links & you will read

These some fics of Halloween.🎶

Hey Buggies, the song & dance is over (literally), but the fics are still here! Below you’ll find a list of both supernatural/spooky seasonal type fics & Halloween specific ones (marked with a 🎃). After the trick-or-treating is over (but before the candy hangover sets in) get your Halloween fic fix here below the cut!

🎃 10.31.17 by @jugandbettsdetectiveagency | T

On that night, when the veil is at its thinnest, he finds his way home.

body talks by @justcourbeau | NR

Instead of late morning light being his wake up call, Jughead was woken by the horrendous chirp of an alarm clock going off, and, really, that should have been the first sign that something was wrong.

Cooper's Monsters by @cooperandjonesinc | M

In the darkened halls of an abandoned mental hospital Dr. Hal Cooper has been making monsters.Betty, oblivious to her father’s machinations, comes across a horrifying creature. Together can they stop the doctor and free the others?

Curl of Ash by @darknessaroundus | T

Jughead attempts to save a strangers life in Queens one night. Nothing is what it appears to be.

Darkside by @exmachina187, @itsmarscosta | E

Jughead has had centuries to reflect on his life, but none of it had meaning until she came along.

🎃 Dirty Devil by @thesecretfandom | E

Betty and Jughead are celebrating Halloween, but their costumes seem to be interfering with their fun.

Dust & Desire by @darknessaroundus | T

They have a rhythm to their days, the result of having very little company but each other for years now. When Betty wakes from the nap, they eat mac and cheese before they go hunting. A Vampire Slayer AU.

erase & rewind by @sopaloma | M

When a powerful storm hits Riverdale, five students are hit by lightning as they leave school. The result of that storm will change their lives forever, in ways they never could have imagined. A Misfits AU.

🎃 go home people (the party's not over) by Anonymous | T

“It was your dad’s idea,” Betty chirped. “He told my mom that if people were going to stare at us she may as well make it worth her while.” Jughead bit back a sigh. “And she said ‘like what, throw a party’? And he said ‘sure, Alice, the perfect holiday is coming up’.”

🎃 Hollowed Hearts by @kmlefev | T

Betty and Jughead have a pumpkin carving contest.

🎃 Howling by @lovedinapastlife | T

Jughead's working a shift at the Blossom haunted house when he spots a familiar blonde ponytail and decides to try and give her a scare. He ends up smashed in the face, real blood added to his costume. Horrified, Betty tries to make it up to him. She's nervous to finish the house by herself, so Jughead offers to let her work on a few scenes and scares with him until Archie comes back from his break. There's nothing quite like method acting with a childhood crush and best friend when hearts are pounding and limbs are entangled in a ravenous display. Something's building inside of them, a low, penetrating howl.

🎃 I Don't Have a Lot of Friends by @typing123 | M

Joker Jughead and Harley Betty meet at a Halloween Party. It's definitely a treat.

Interview with the Coopers by @typing123 | E

What a perfect little family they make

🎃 It's A Great Pumpkin, Jughead Jones by @alisoncollis | NR

Jughead and Betty go to a pumpkin patch.

i will hang on the hook of your splendour by @jughead-jones/@stark | G

“We have to go up to Woodland House tomorrow,” Betty said, hopping out of the back of the van the night before, dressed in something that she called summer sleepwear and Jughead deemed to be sweet torture. “There has to be a clue there about these abductions.”Mystery Inc AU

🎃 Let the Right One In by @yavannie | T

When Jellybean talks Jughead into going to a Halloween-themed birthday party in Greendale, she does such a good job on his make-up that not even his best friend can tell it's him.

🎃 love is kinda crazy (with a spooky little girl like you) by @whaticameherefor | G

Jughead always thought that falling in love would feel like a punch to the gut. It didn’t, of course. It was more like a punch to the face. Right in the nose, to be exact.

🎃 Magic in the Air by @it-happened-one-starry-night | M

A tale from Riverdale. Betty and Jughead learn something interesting about the earlier inhabitants of their tiny town. Later, they attend a Halloween party together at the Blossom Mansion.

🎃 Movie Night on Elm Street by @bettsc | NR

Jughead Jones finds himself at the Cooper household on Halloween night, and it's not just the scary movies that are giving him goosebumps.

🎃 No Guts No Glory by @thesecretfandom | E

Jughead may have taken their pumpkin carving competition a bit too far, and now it's Betty's job to get the both of them cleaned up.

🎃 Nobody Knows You Now by @bettsc | M

They moved like this for what seemed like hours; neither one relenting to the other; both losing themselves in the intertwining of two souls.

🎃 october 2017 by @elizabethbettscooper | G

“Jug, you’re home!” she glanced up, grinning at him. He nudged off his shoes and started towards her.

“So it seems.” he said, smirking and dropped onto the floor beside her. “What’s up, Betts?”

“Do you have plans tomorrow? I want to go to the pumpkin patch.”

“The… pumpkin patch.” Jughead raised an eyebrow and put his arm across the sofa seat, leaning in to look at Betty’s planner.

🎃 Over the Wall by @typing123 | T

The Over the Garden Wall AU nobody asked for.

Palm Readings and You [AO3] by @soylent-greene | G

Fall AU - In a world where Jason never died and Riverdale never fell into chaos, Jughead and Betty come across a palm-reading who will change their perspectives on life and bring them closer than they ever were before, or ever wanted to be.

🎃 Pumpkin Spice (and all things nice) by @itsindiansummer13 | G

Jughead, Betty, and Halloween through the years.

Seek Forbidden Things by @maeve-of-winter | T

Kevin Keller has gone missing from Riverdale, and it's up to Betty and the rest of the gang to bring him back.

🎃 Self control by @bettyscooperr | NR

Jughead just really hates Halloween

Spirits, Are You There? by @jugandbettsdetectiveagency | T

An abandoned asylum, plus a ouija board, plus Cheryl Blossom? The perfect potion.

strange days by @sopaloma

His sister is missing, his dad is talking to Christmas lights and Betty Cooper needs his help. November 1983 is a strange time for Jughead Jones. A Stranger Things AU.

🎃 The Cooper House by @satelliteinasupernova | T

“Let’s go to a haunted house, Jughead,” Jellybean had said. “It’ll be fun,” she said.

Except, now he was turned around somewhere in a dark hallway; alone. With no source of light nearby, he could barely make out his surroundings. Tentatively, he reached out to use the wall to guide him, taking one step at a time. The surface of the wall was uneven and with each step he felt another notch as his hand moved across one panel of wood to the next. The floor creaked softly under his feet. Here in the dark, it was unnervingly quiet. The only other sound he could hear was of the wind passing through the trees outside the house.

“Hey, JB?” he called out. “Where the hell did you go?”

🎃 The First Halloween Since by @typing123 | G

Single Mom Betty doesn't think she can face Halloween this year. She just wants a quiet night in with her daughter. Jughead's not so sure.

🎃 The Mouse by @typing123 | G

A hungry Jughead is lured into the woods on Halloween by a hungry vampire.

🎃 The One That I Want by @dreamersshouldknowbetter | T

Betty and Jughead meet at a Halloween party where they accidentally form two halves of a couples costume

the strange death of Elizabeth Cooper by @wolfofansbach | T

Betty Cooper, after a long struggle with illness, has passed away. Except--she hasn't, because against all rhyme and reason, she awakens on the coroner's slab, hale and healthy. The illness is gone, and she couldn't be in better condition, to the weeping relief of her friends and family, not least of all her longtime boyfriend, Jughead Jones. No real explanation is forthcoming, but what does it really matter, when Betty is alive? And he can discount the occasional oddity in her behavior. She's been through a lot, after all. Except, as the days go by and the strange happenings pile on, Jughead begins to suspect that whatever it is that crawled out of the grave that day isn't really Betty Cooper.

🎃 the unexpected perks of being a pumpkin by @thetaoofbetty | M

Jughead Jones has a damn good Halloween.

🎃 Things that Go Bump in the Night by @createandconstruct | T

Are sometimes things that also squeal...

Time Honoured Tradition by @jugandbettsdetectiveagency | T

When Cheryl dares Betty to spend some time in the abandoned house across the street she gets a little more than she bargained for.

What Happened on Elm Street by @tory-b | M

When Jughead Jones moves to Riverdale with his family, he uncovers a few mysteries this simple small town has been trying to cover up--specifically the murder that occurred in his house during the late 1950s that was never properly solved. Unable to keep his curiosity away, he teams up with neighbor and fellow mystery lover Betty Cooper to uncover the truth.

🎃 what we pretend to be by @sylwrites | G

It's his little sister's first Halloween, but his parents don't have money for a costume or the time to take her trick-or-treating. The answer to both of these problems comes in the form of his best friend's neighbour.

🎃 What's Your Favourite Scary Movie? by @gellsbellshead | T

Betty Cooper doesn't do scary movies. However maybe she could be persuaded by some cuddling from her boyfriend Jughead. This is a continuation of the fic "Movie Night"

🎃 when things go bump and grind at night by @rainystripe | M

Betty dresses up and Jughead is her slave.

🎃 won't you tell me what you're thinking of? by @flwrpotts | G

Betty enlists Jughead, Reggie, and Archie to help her set up for the annual Riverdale middle school Halloween dance.

Still haven’t satisfied your itch for Halloween fics? Check out our fanfic tag on @buggiebreak! Our Halloween event, Vice and Virtues, is going on and you can find fics posted exclusively to Tumblr there!

#bughead #betty x jughead #bughead fanfiction #bughead fanfic #bughead fic rec #riverdale #betty cooper #jughead jones #halloween #fanfic #fic rec #masterlist #*admin

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devilbat · 6 years ago

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Pumpkin

@theoneanna requested 11,19,20,21 with Tom Hiddleston please?

11 Wants some candy little girl? -really you don’t look like the big bad wolf.

19 Can we carve pumpkins now?

20 What is that? -pumpkin spice lattes want some?

21. If your were a ghost you’d still me my boo. -oh god

It was you first time staying the night over at your boyfriend Tom’s house you were nervous and excited at the same time. He had a lot of things planned for the two of you. You both just started dating even thought you had known him for awhile. It was a week before Halloween, Tom had just finished up press tours and cons. So that left little in having his house decorated. So he had planned on you and him to decorate. He even got pumpkins for you both to carve. He knew this was you favorite time of year. He even bought a cheesy mask to wear when you got there.

You decided to stop and get coffee before you got to Tom’s. You saw that the little shop had pumpkin spice lattes, so you picked up two. Not sure if he would drink it but if not you would. As you set the drinks in your car making sure they were Secure. It was only a few minutes to Tom’s. Making your way throw the leaf covered walk way. You knocked. As you waited looking down. At the the different color leaves. Tom opened the door with the mask over his handsome face. As you turned around you almost jumped not expecting Tom in a mask.

**”Wants some candy little girl?”** Tom voice was deeper then normal as he teased you with a werewolf mask, which you had to giggle at.

**”Really you don’t look like the big bad wolf.”** you smiled at him. As you stood on the tips of your toes to kiss the mask. “Though I would much rather kiss the man under the mask.” As you slide inside setting the drinks down on the entryway table. You heard Tom chuckle as you took his mask off. Tom lend forwarded to kiss your lips.

“Hello darling, I’ve missed you.” He cooed as he wrapped his arms around you.

“I’ve missed you as well.” You smiled as you nuzzled into his neck. Breathing in his sent that you missed.

**“What is that?”** He asked looking over at the two cups you had brought with you.

**”Pumpkin spice lattes want some?”** You reaches for one of the paper cups to handing it to him. He gladly took it from you. As you both made your way inside the house. You saw Tom had brought out boxes off decorations. Mostly fall style ones but a few Halloween type ones mixed in.

“So I thought maybe you could give me a hand with getting this house all festive and maybe later we could carve these pumpkins that I bought.” He smiled as he watched your eye light up with excitement. “Then curl up and watch a few horror movies? What do you think love?”

“Sounds like the perfect date.” You kissed him. You both got started on decorating. Which took longer then it should of. Because for some reason one of you would stop to decorate the other. You had stuck a plastic bat on the back of Tom’s jeans, as he was on the latter string up lights. You may had gotten a little hands with his cute butt. As he stood there defenseless of your attack. Then later Tom thought it was a good idea to wrap you up in purple lights. As there started to twinkle around you. You stood there as he would attack your neck and jawline with wet kisses. Then would only ghost your lips with his. As you stood there tied up helpless to his torment.

“Tom,” You whined a little while he started to untangle the lights from you. **“Can we carve pumpkins now?”** You asked after finally let you go from your entrapment of lights. Tom chuckled and kissed you before taking you into the kitchen. Once you started to carve the pumpkin open. You looked over at Tom who was having a bit of trouble trying to get his open. You giggled at him.

“What’s so funny love?” He eyed you.

“You.” You smiled as you pulled him over to you. Kissing his lips lightly. Before you smashed pumpkin guts in his hair. Before Tom could react you pulled away booking it outside. You shrieked, before you made it too far, Tom caught you as you felt him take you down in the pile of leaves he had raked up, before you got there. Leave flutter everywhere as you both laid there trying to catch your breath. He chuckled darkly. His lips ghosted yours before he took them. You gasped into the kiss, which allowed his tongue to invade your mouth. Your hands found his shoulders. Pulling him into you more deepening the kiss. Tom smirked as he moved his hand to you hair, but when his hand met your hair it was slimy and gritty as he smashed pumpkin innards into your hair.

“Thomas!” You squeaked. Tom chuckled as he pulled away from you fully.

“Did you not think you would escape untouched that easily.” Tom teased, as he helped you up. He watched as a pumpkin seed fell from your head down your shirt. He was about to go for it when you swatted his hand away. Tom pouted at you.

“Did you forget we are outside. And your neighbor is over there watching us.” You looked over for a moment then back to Tom as he turned his head. That’s when you ran back inside. Tom realized you played him. As there was no one else outside.

“Darling.” Tom called after you. As he made his way back inside. You were in the kitchen waiting for him a hand full of pumpkin. As he made his way towards you. With a smirk you throw the pumpkin at him. Hitting him square in the chest as you watch it slowly slipped down his white shirt leaving a trail of orange on it. You giggled. As you blow him a kiss. Tom moved as you did chasing you around the island as he grabbed a hand full of pumpkin as well. Throwing it, but missed you.

“Ha. You missed.” You teased as you booked it for the living room. You squeaked when Tom grabbed your waist pulling you down on to the couch. Before you know it he was on top of you. Placing kisses all over you, as he tickled you. Squirmed and wiggled trying to fight him. “Thomas.” You gasped. Tom stopped his attack. You were panting hard. As you smacked his arms. Then kissed his cheek. **”If your were a ghost you’d still be my boo.”** You giggled.

**”Oh god.”** he rolled his eyes. “Let’s get you in the shower you have pumpkin all over you my love.” He purred as he pulled you off the couch, then hoisted you up and over his shoulder. You screamed as he did, but didn’t fight him. But you did take the opportunity to play the drums on his very firm ass.

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undertaleowl · 6 years ago

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Outta curiosity, what skeles do you think would enjoy Halloween the most?

Alright! I’m gonna go with a list of 8, for the 4 AUs I’m most comfortable with. It will be on a 1 to 10 scale, 1 being hates it, 10 being adores it. 288 days until Halloween, you guys :D

Also note: For short things like ratings, like this, I will do up to 8. However, with headcanons and imagines, four characters is the limit! Thank you!

UT Sans-- 5.

Meh. He doesn’t mind it necessarily. It’s a fun idea, and watching the monster children get into the holiday on the Surface is pretty cool. He and Papyrus get candy every year for the kids, and he’s more than happy to eat whatever candy is left over. However, the other parts of it are just dumb. The plastic skeletons aren’t even anatomically correct. He doesn’t really care about the humans making it monster-friendly (it had been their tradition for hundreds of years, after all) but at least make them accurate now that you know they exist! Yeesh, just make the arms separate bones instead of just one long bone, how hard is it?!

UT Papyrus-- 9

Papyrus loves the idea--dressing up, playing pretend, and eating candy for a night, it all seems like a great way to celebrate culture. He’s the one who convinces Sans to help him go all out in decorating the yard for Halloween, just no fake, awfully-constructed skeletons. Papyrus doesn’t really mind, but he knows how much it bothers Sans. He just wishes that he could just deal with the trick-or-treaters rather than just the trickers. Sans, to compensate for his mehness about the holiday usually becomes twice as incessant in his pranks and his jokes, and Papyrus can never tell if Sans pulled the prank or if it was one of Ebott’s other citizens.

US Sans--11

Oh, HELL YES. Bring out the horror movies, Halloween specials, the candy, the decorations, EVERYTHING. All of the Sanses have a bit of a mischievous side, so he does everything he can to indulge that side of him during Halloween where it’s at least understandable, if not totally acceptable. He goes out in his costume, usually his favorite, a Grim Reaper. Mostly, his tricks are harmless. There was a time when he messed with the sprinkler system of one of their neighbors to spray on people when they stepped on the yard, but what he didn’t expect was for the cold to instantly freeze the water on everyone’s costumes, because it was super cold that year. He sent out apology cards to everyone with enough money for possible doctor’s appointments for colds and fixed the sprinkler system.

US Papyrus--10

He’s just as enthusiastic as his brother about Halloween, he’s just mellower about his excitement. The brothers’ favorite tradition since coming to the Surface is decorating the front lawn for Halloween-- fake cobwebs, tombstones, a cauldron fountain, creepy strobe lights, and motion- activated demons. He isn’t usually as into actually pranking people as his brother is, but he’s still got a few things that his brother doesn’t have. The big one is that he is much more quiet and stealthy when the situation calls for it, so scaring people out of their wits? Best part of Halloween, hands down. People come to Ebott City’s haunted corn maze for the super realistic skeleton with a glowing eye jumping at them from the shadows.

UF Sans-- 3

Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. If one more person asks him about how he feels about the Halloween decorations (he doesn’t give a fuck, he just hates being asked), he’s gonna go and fall back into the Underground. At least there, they didn’t have this stupid holiday! He likes the candy, nothing else. He hates being told that he doesn’t need a costume because he’s perfect for Halloween as is. He hates that everyone goes pranking each other, because that’s supposed to be his gimmick, damn it! However, seeing UF Papyrus look so pleased and satisfied when people tell him that he looks so good every Halloween...well, it gets him of of UF Sans’s back for a night. Besides, he has a horror movie stash and a whole bucket of candy that’s calling his name in his room.

UF Papyrus--5

At first, he doesn’t understand the point. Too much candy can make anyone, human or monster, sick. Going out at night makes you more vulnerable to attack, especially if you’re in a large group of people. The situation makes it so that you can’t possibly keep track of everyone moving past you, even if that person is an assassin trying to kill you. And there is absolutely no point in being anyone but yourself. After all, you only have one you, so it is a waste of time trying to be someone that you’re not. When he is roped into going out with Frisk while they trick-or-treat, he gets many compliments on his battle armor, even though it isn’t a costume. Even if people think it’s a costume, it’s...nice to have someone notice the craftsmanship of such fine armor! Maybe Halloween isn’t all terrible.

SF Sans--8

In SF Sans’ version of the Underground, there wasn’t a whole lot of time to be a kid, especially when you’re older brother had such a high position in the Royal Court at such a young age. That type of position brings prestige, but it also brings a lot of danger. As hard as SF Papyrus tried, he couldn’t get Sans to actually be a child for the amount of time he was supposed to, so when Halloween on the Surface comes around, SF Sans gets to let loose a little bit, having fun planning out his costume, getting free candy, dissing horrible decorations but loving the good ones, pumpkin smashing and stabbing (carving), it’s all like living the childhood he never had. The only thing that could make it better is not having the prejudice against monsters behind the holiday. That’s something that always is in the back of his mind.

SF Papyrus--6

It isn’t bad, he supposes. It obviously makes his brother happy, which is all he really ever wanted. The candy is sugary enough to make him stop smoking for a while, so there’s that. Some of the kids’ costumes are cute too. Honestly, the holiday itself isn’t bad. It’s just the amount of people that come out every Halloween night. Kids and adult all flood the streets in mobs, bringing back some pretty scary memories. He doesn’t get the full-on flashbacks, but that sense of unease won’t go away until the kids are done trick-or-treating. Mobs were unfortunately a common thing in the Underground, especially in the Capital. However, having Chara and Sans to trade candies with and to watch Halloween tv with makes the night not only bearable, but comforting as well.

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Cedar falls Iowa from 1960-1969

After I was born my parents were told I had a curve spine so the doctor said to help improve the growth of my spine I recommended that she takes acrobats which will make me stronger and have a happier life. I will always have a curved spine but won't be all crippled up as I get older. Mom had to do stretching exercises on me until I was old enough to start acrobats lessons. I started taking acrobats lessons as soon as I could walk with Dorothy Fisher Dance Company and continued till I was 17 1/2.

I lived at 2116 Franklin Street in the middle of the block on a hill in a house that looked like a barn. At 6 I learn how to ride a bike from the top of are hill with my dad's help one big push down the hill I go getting half way down I crash and burn the first time. At 7 my older sister taught me how to roller stake down the same hill and I again crash and burn the first time.

In 1964 for my birthday in July I was given the greatest present any kid was hoping for will not exactly what I was hoping for I got the chicken pox. Will it did make it better when I give them to my younger brother Todd. And in 65 I got scarlet fever while at the sitters so mom had to come get me and I stayed with her at Cedar Heights School on the couch in the office until she got off work.

Mary Peters lived on the corner 3 houses down from me. In July of 66 Mary came to are house asking dad for help to catch 2 bats without hurting them and then letting them go free back outside. So dad wearing his motorcycle helmet a long sleeve shirt with the collar up and a bright orange scarf around his neck holding a fishing net and a tennis racket walked over to Mary's on a warm summer night around 7:30. Dad enters her home and is glad she had her windows open to let in the cool breeze of summer. As dad is checking each room the lights go on to force the bats to move to the next room until dad is in the small living room with 2 bats in a dim lighted room. Trying not to break anything while he is swinging the racket and net at the bats who are flying over and around my dad's head. Some of the neighborhood kids including me are looking from the outside through the windows and laughing. After 25 minutes both bats have been caught and back outside with only one picture smashed and on the floor.

At the end of are block is dry run creek which is dry most of the times except in 3/21/61 it was 96.10 ft. above flood stage, 4/8/65 94.70 ft. above flood stage, 3/31/62 93.70 ft., 10/2/65 91.90 ft., 7/18/68 90.50 ft above flood stage which is 88.8 ft. A garden we had next to dry run creek flooded out losing everything from to much water except for one plant that seemed to thrive and grow are the pumpkins which grow to a very large size that never turned orange so for Halloween we had giant green and yellow pumpkins to carve.

Also during the floods we all help out are neighbors down the hill packing and moving their belongings to higher ground. Putting on my swimming suit I go next door to Linda's house and enter the side door and down the basement I go. The closer I get to the bottom steps my feet start to get wet. The water is clear, clean and cool being distracted by the water I forget how many steps are at the bottom. I trip down the last three steps and fall face first into the water. Already down in the basement working is Linda and her sister Lori they are picking up everything that isn't nailed down. Hearing a bang and a splash they look over to see me coming up out of the water and all I hear is laughter. From behind me I hear look out right before three inner tubes come flying down the stairs right before I get hit in the back of the head with one.

From 1966 through the middle of 69 I went to Main Street School were we ate and had gym in are classroom. After school I would wait for my dad to pick me up on his 1964 Harley Davidson or in a beat up blue pickup. Dad worked as a custodian for the high school, Lincoln, cedar heights school and in 1966 dad started at Viking Pump. Through Viking Pump all us kids got tickets to the movies at the theatre on main street and during Christmas we got a gift and stocking full of candy. Viking Pump also had roller skating parties at the Roller Dome in north cedar. On Christmas eve in 64 around 7:30 pm we hear a noise from outside and dad whispers it sounds like Santa so we go to the window to look out . I said it can't be Santa because we don't have snow no the ground so how can he get to are house without snow. Right when dad was going to explain how Santa could get to are house without snow we hear the noise again this time it was right out front of are house. A few minutes more we hear a knock at the door my sister, my brother and me take off running to the door to see how was there. Opening the door stood Santa with a bag of toys over his should and behind him was a beat up red pickup. So now I know how Santa can get to are house without snow.

In the early 60's Cedar Falls had home with blue stars on them for a safe place kids and young adults could go for help. Which came in handy for me while I was walking home from school and some older kids attacked me I got hurt. So I went to a blue star home and got help where I waited until the police came then my dad got there a few minutes later and took me home. On the hill by the college there were anti-war and peace rallies, flower power. Young men along with three of my cousins are going to Vietnam to fight and are dying . I was glad they all made it home ok but not all did 3 young men from my neighborhood came home in coffins which had to stay closed for the funerals.

In 1969 are landlord decided to put are home we were renting up for sale not even asking us first if we wanted to buy it. So making my parent look for a new home which they did in Dike Iowa. Moving day is March 21, 1969 also my parents wedding Anniversary, first day of spring. We had a lot of guys that work with dad in trucks, vans moving everything even an old player piano along with a dog, cat, snake, turtle, fish and other critters to 205 W. state street. At the new house I heard a lot of swearing from dad and some other guys that are trying to get the player piano into the front porch door and the house door too. Half the time the piano got stuck sticking out the door and they had to wiggle it back and forth to make it move a inch forward so it took along time to get it through both doors.

I found out later from some old neighbors that are old house was never sold after we moved out the land lord pulled it again every year or two they would put out a for sale sign a week later it was taken down. And then some one else would be moving in. After I moved back to town I would walk to the old neighborhood to see if anyone I know still lived there. I have seen the sign myself at our old house and I would call the number to ask about the house were they would say it not for sale they changed their minds and it is being rented out so it not available. That night I would call mom and tell her about are old house and what I found out she was hurt but also glad that we didn't live at a place where the landlord didn't care about the renters only the money. So moving and buying a home in Dike was a better deal maybe for my parents but not for us kids.

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