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Nézhā: Hey, dad. I need you to pick me up from the council building, I got suspended. Èrláng Shén: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Nézhā: Lĭ Jìng said the stupidest person in the world lives in Korea. Nézhā: And I said "Sir you must be mistaken, you live in China".
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people used to get smartphOWNED all the time but not so much anymore
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fandom "incorrect quotes" blogs are just the new incarnation of smartphOWNED
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zed this is why I called you a cunt in Boad rlocks 2
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Like this post to throw javelins at Starman and kill him
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Love the badfaketexts subreddit because some of the posts on there are images I distinctly remember seeing on smartphowned when I was briefly possessed to browse it for hours at a time in like 2012-2013
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simon petriPOOP #smartphOWNED
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haahhahahahahahhahaa. You ar a ful time stutent at CAT SCHOOL 😹😹😹
do uou think i would be an ouppies or a kittis
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The people who eat up fascist propaganda the most are the same people who still laugh at like smartphowned
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Sūn Wùkōng: Hey I Just Had The Best Day EVER!!!!:D Èrláng Shén: I'm very happy to hear that, and why? Sūn Wùkōng: I Ran Into Your Uncle! ;D Èrláng Shén: What's so good about that?? Sūn Wùkōng: With My Car!!!!:D
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Do you think that their menstrual cycles synced up
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TEXTPIC DUMP #1
#text post#textpics#dad jokes#psych usa#incorrect quotes#sanders sides#logicality#prinxiety#harry potter books#smartphowned#texts#birthdays#unholy spirits of tumblr#drunk texting#random shit
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penis freakfuck smartphone godkin whore
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when I was 10-ish i briefly got obsessed with the website smartphowned. I didnt care that they were likely all fake I didnt even think they were that funny I just Had to keep looking at the images
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