#in this household we disrespect li jing

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Nézhā: Hey, dad. I need you to pick me up from the council building, I got suspended. Èrláng Shén: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Nézhā: Lĭ Jìng said the stupidest person in the world lives in Korea. Nézhā: And I said "Sir you must be mistaken, you live in China".

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Nezha: Hey general! *kisses Ao Bing*

Ao Bing: *blushes*

*awwwing in background*

Li Jing: STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT UUAG-

Ao Guang is also throwing up.

Nezha's older brothers are cheering.

Ao Bing's older brothers struggle to comprehend wtf is going on here.

Longnü makes happy dragon noises and Hong Hai'er/Shancai is yelling "FUCKING FINALLY!!!"

Ao Lie/Bai Long Ma/Tianlong is proud of his cousin for finally sticking it to his dad.

Sun Wukong, Tieshan Gongzhu, Chang'e and Guan Yin are high-fiving each other.

Erlang Shen is pretending he's totally just got something in the eye (the others are never gonna let him live it down).

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Is it hypocritical to love Èrláng Shén, but hate Lĭ Jìng?

Probably.

Will that stop me?

Nahhh. :3

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Yang Tianyou, texting: sorry I can’t hangout, my wife just gave birth

Li Jing: you’ve known the baby for one day and you’ve known me for years??? But ok whatever

Yang Tianyou, holding baby Jian and Chan in his arms, while 5yo Jiao is holding the phone to his father's ear: Well, not every man can be a bad dad! Now if you will excuuuse me, I will spend quality time with my wonderful wife, my amazing son and my new twins!😑

Li Jing: TWINS-?

Yang Tianyou: *hangs up*

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Ok TECHNICALY Erlang is only a villain in one tale wich was actualy a combination of Erlang's origin and the origin of a hero based on him in which people then gave Erlang a whole new personality(or at least thats how i understood the history of Lotus lantern myth)

Li Jing made a child kill himself and thats all his character is realy about. He was made to be shitty

Is it hypocritical to love Èrláng Shén, but hate Lĭ Jìng?

Probably.

Will that stop me?

Nahhh. :3