#smammer

[icantmakecakes]

I just got my first DM trying to give me a virus and I don't know whether I should feel proud or annoyed.

I will always keep a space in my heart for the first ever person to try to give my computer conjunctivitis. <3 you too lukewarm-liquor

[hermanthewonderboy]

Roman Royman getting utterly smammered by LOG

[icallhimjoey]

Kind of feeling for Eddie on this one. Their first day out, he leaves the keys to do something nice for them and they end up smammered, calling him for a ride. I can see how it'd feel like a slap in the face to his sobriety and progress.

Also maybe Steve shouldn't have been the one to call and make it seem like he talked us into everything, don't feel like that helped either.

yeah, we're fucking up big time

[savingmyvaginity]

Letting all you porn smammers know I'm not fucking stupid I'll block all of you lmao

[thatgirldolce]

She has the nerve to reply she did order and still ran that after you ship they do a chargeback scam to get both the money back n your shit! Beware of these two chicks. #This is the exact reason I be wanting to close my black owned business!! All of my fraud transactions have came out if Chicago and that’s really fucking sad. Like what y’all do meet up and discuss the shop and chargeback scheme. This girl had the nerve y’all..I message or call each customer to verify the order and that you placed it prior to shipping. She informed me it was her order then after I shipped she did the chargeback scam. Now you lost hundreds of dollars paying for her designer suit to your vendor. This is pathetic and we suppose to be building each other up not trying to ruin one another. Like if banks allowed this type of behavior we all would be out of business. I run an honest store and if I ever got negative review shit happens ppl lie and some ppl just not happy with slower shipping either way I’m trying to say ..I’m a hard working person and my sales are my life line so my customer are important. I don’t appreciate being played or having anything stolen from me. She needs to be exposed so other boutiques we follow each other and in hopes you see this share it and block her from making any purchase to your business. #fraud #onlinethief #customerfraud #businessfraud #thief #smammer #fbi #chicagopolice #bbb #onlinecrime #internetcrime #crimesagainstblacks #blackowned #thatgirldolce #shopthatgirldolce #bewareofher #bunnyburton #explorerpage #explorers #explorerbabes #explorermore https://www.instagram.com/p/CFpZoARn0zS/?igshid=jaij65bffcuu

[jorahssquire]

I love myself because I am me...

JUST REALIZED AFTER 5 YEARS OF BLOGGING THAT I COULD EDIT MY HEADER ( BLOG TITLE ) SO THAT’S IT’S ACTUALLY  GRAMMATICALLY AND PUNCTUATIONALLY CORRECT...

Is there even a word for the 'punctuation' variant of the phrase "grammatically correct" ??? 

What are the rules about all caps lol

But without further ado -

Say Hello to my new  -  ‘  and  word space :D

SAY HELLO TO JORAH’S SQUIRE  ; P 

In my defense i think I tried once and it wouldn’t let me :P

Yeah that’s it I’m blaming Tumblr LMAO

[archer973]

Just made some bomb ass scrambled eggs. Bad news is there was not nearly enough because my mother get hers all farm fresh (from her poultry having boyfriend) and my husband (who was virtually giving me advice) only ever gets the big ass jumbo store eggs

Good news is I found the jar of almonds

I’ve got a 24 oz can of Smirnoff Ice and enough energy drinks to drop a horse. Let’s see whether I can write some fic, or just end up drunkenly playing Stardew

[wingsyouburn]

smammers replied to your post: Harry Potter/Poe Dameron/Mark Ruffalo. omg I can't...

FML i didn’t have asks turned on. i do now though! lol OOPS. slow burn mark ruffalo is now my fave thing.

Right??? I’m not into RPF stuff at all but like 

if that’s not the premise of a romantic comedy I don’t know what is

[ben-the-hyena]

Ever since I was 16 I never believed a word of the "Dr Ironfang has no idea the tombstone that squished him made him much smammer than what he used to be and still thinks he's tall because vampires have no reflection" bullshit

How would he even not know ? His whole literal perspective changed, kids are now as tall as him or barely shorter and he has to look up to other adults even the ones he knew already and was at the same level as before. He is not stupid. He even looks sad when seeing his reflection having drunk a temporary reflection potion for vampires as if "ah fuck I forgot about that". Plus ! He had to buy and wear clothes that have to suit him now because the old ones no longer and he he has a fucking car whose roof is so low he needs to take off his tophat yet somehow still enters in himself

He HAS to know and just pretends not to and never mentionning it because it would make him sad and angry and he likes to live in his denial and is still a great dangerous vampire anyway so it gave him no handicap

And HC he was internally grateful Gothetta prevented him from having to out himself with her potion and since he believed the rumor went on with "UH OOPS LOOKS LIKE I MIXED IT WITH A REFLECTION DISTORTION POTION" but was enough of an ass to give her a bade grade for that (but also HC that had Oskar not intervened and not impressed him with his "tricks" he still would have put on a show for being disappointed in these "lame" students but actually not close it because even if his ego would not have him admit she almost outed him he still would have seen she was a great future potion maker and HC he discretely erased her bad grade with the rectorate's files so that it would not put her in any trouble for whatever career or studies she would prefer to do ; we see several times in the show he is strict and up to the rules but also adaptative and actually impressed of students' talents even if unusual and encouraging so he would have been furious and hypocrite in public but made sure she would not be penalized in private)

[notsoblackandwhite101]

Dolly you don't say I ain't going nowhere that's a double negative, and actually ends up meaning that you are going somewhere, what you should have said is I am not going anywhere you really should learn better grammar you know.

Dolly- Grammer smammer. You got the just of what I said. 

[mochibuni]

Extra Life Commission (and holiday gift) - Sailor Deadpool Jupiter for @smammers

This is sooooo late, but I hope it was worth waiting for! Sam donated to my Extra Life pledge and requested a holiday doodle, so I smashed them together for this beauty. Thanks for donating and happy 2018, Sam!

[raindrops-inkblots]

A million and a half years later I get around to @betelgeusing tagging me on this (thank you, lovely).

the rule: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic, original, whatever) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

He cracked a small smile at that. “Perhaps another time.”

But they both knew the truth behind that.

Yeah yeah, more than one sentence, but it needed the context behind it, so here we are. Geez, I don’t know if I follow enough people to tag in this pfff here we go @wingsyouburn @taimproblem @persephoneunderground @acorn-trees @soulshaping @smammers @soulshaping and anyone else who wants to do this

[thatgirldolce]

This is the exact reason I be wanting to close my black owned business!! All of my fraud transactions have came out if Chicago and that’s really fucking sad. Like what y’all do meet up and discuss the shop and chargeback scheme. This girl had the nerve y’all..I message or call each customer to verify the order and that you placed it prior to shipping. She informed me it was her order then after I shipped she did the chargeback scam. Now you lost hundreds of dollars paying for her designer suit to your vendor. This is pathetic and we suppose to be building each other up not trying to ruin one another. Like if banks allowed these type of behavior we all would be out of business. I run an honest store and if I ever got negative review shit happens ppl lie and done just not happy with slower shipping either way I’m trying to say ..I’m a hard working person and my sakes are my life line. I don’t appreciate being played or having anything stolen from me. She needs to be exposed so other boutiques we follow each other and in hopes you see this share it and block her from making any purchase to your business. #fraud #onlinethief #customerfraud #businessfraud #thief #smammer #fbi #chicagopolice #bbb #onlinecrime #internetcrime #crimesagainstblacks #blackowned #thatgirldolce #shopthatgirldolce #bewareofher #bunnyburton #explorerpage #explorers #explorerbabes #explorermore https://www.instagram.com/p/CFpV4t3HXGG/?igshid=eyof1tdlo273

[whyaminotasleepyet]

And then they will be a roomate au 200k one shot smammers to friends to lovers

soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.

[wingsyouburn]

Harry Potter/Poe Dameron/Mark Ruffalo. omg I can't stop laughing. I really wanted to make this random.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fake-date Harry Potter

Slow burn Mark Ruffalo (oh my god can you imagine? so much fluff it hurts)

Enemies-to-lovers Poe Dameron

(also I would send you one but it doesn’t seem as if your ask box is there????) 

[totallynotlogan]

Guess who got smammered with their twin brother for their 21st last night... it was me and I can feel it this morning