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"kuna please slash these for me" you hold out some onions and garlic in front of him with your best smile.
the man only grumbles "my cursed technique isn't to cut through your measly vegetables brat."
your shoulders slump in defeat and a soft pout forms on your lips. upon seeing it, sukuna almost goes back on his word. it's not that hard to slice and dice some veggies after all, right? true but he wouldn't be the king of curses without some kind of leverage first.
"you know i hate cutting these up" you mumble underneath your breath and sukuna internally melts but he's not about to give in just yet.
"do not ask me to do such worthless tasks with a technique capable of killing the world if i deem fit." he looms at you, amused to see your reaction.
"your domain is literally a kitchen though..."
"what?"
you giggle and run for your life, ironically, towards the kitchen but it's all futile because even before you could actually step into the room, you're wrapped, no trapped in his arms.
"what did you say, brat?" he stares down at you with narrowed eyes but you don't miss the faint smile that graces his features.
"i said, please cut up the veggies for me my lord" and that was the killing point, sukuna folds. he rolls his eyes and huffs in faux annoyance only earning a giggle from you.
he lets you go, albeit reluctantly and asks where the hell those onion and garlic are. you skip happily to bring them to him.
"that shit i do for you..." sukuna stares at you as a swift invisible slash mince the vegetables to perfection. he thinks your wide eyed gaze marvelling at the sight is worth so much more than the prestige of his own cursed technique.
#super funny backstory actually#i was cooking#literally#in the kitchen and i was dreaded to chop the onions and mince the garlic#they're such a small thing to do but so irritating#and then sukuna invaded my mind#and i was like imagine cutting these bad boys with his cleave lmao#hence the birth of this drabble#supersweet! writes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk scenarios#jjk drabbles#jjk fluff#jjk crack#sukuna imagine#sukuna x y/n#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#ryomen sukuna#ryomen x reader#sukuna fluff#ryomen sukuna x reader
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.
Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#the minute the rest of the argo II crew learns of this theyre all sneaking up behind Percy to try and karate chop him in the back#because he just falls like a sack of potatoes and they think it's hilarious#Percy is miserable about this#Annabeth probably doesnt do it (usually) but does think it's amusing. if they're training though Bye Percy. he never stood a chance.#Nico doesn't do it unless he needs Percy to just stop everything for 5 minutes#if for some reason the Argo 2 crew ever had to do one of those Who's The REAL Percy things then Annabeth and Nico go straight to that metho#need to tell which Percy is the real Percy? whichever one of them dies when you flick them in the small of their back is the real one
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Girls just wanna go 💖💞 Chopping 💖💞
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing game#anya#anya mouthwashing#fan art#blood#cw: gore#baby's first manslaughter#chopped jimmy into small bits#then made sausages#they tasted like shit#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital illustration
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Answer a question I actually forgot.
"Dogday so tall now, did he grow up?"
Yes, technically I had too do that to him. I was uncomfortable by this one people, not a artist. On Twitter. Thinking my Dogday is weak and helpless against Catnap as a sexual way....... So I made my Dogday, for Chapter 2 Taller by two inches than Catnap and they're the same age. Just for safe side.
[OUR SMALL TOWN AU] Chapter 2 redesigns and first design for the nightmare critters
#art#au#poppy playtime#catnap#poppy playtime art#poppy playtime fanart#smiling critters#baba chops#dogday#redesign#our small town AU#smiling critters au#smile critters#nightmare critters#chapter 2#dogday x catnap#daynap
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Smilingtober Day 10: Shenanigans 🪤
#art#artist#artists on tumblr#fanart#small artist#digital art#smiling critters#doodle#poppy playtime#my art#dogday#baba chops#simon smokes#rabie baby#multifandom#smiling critters fanart#nightmare critters#shenanigans#Smilingtober#art challenge#DOGDAY NO GET AWAY FROM THERE PLEASE#SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR BEAN#PLEASE
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Me, sprinting around my flat with a handful of treats to hide in weird places to enrich my indoor cat: The things I do for this strange creature…
My cat, sprinting after me: The things I do for this strange creature…
#cecil blogs her life#cats of tumblr#Mim the cat#I chop up a few small treats and then hide them in blankets and on high surfaces so she has to dig and climb for them#and every time she looks at me as if to say….this AGAIN???#but she also has a brain the size of a walnut that exclusively produces elevator music and can’t figure out how to get onto the kitchen#counter where I keep her treats so climb and dig she must
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Daily reminder that fruit and veggies don't have to be "healthy" to be nutritious. Drink that fruit juice from concentrate. Eat that jam and nut butter. Use fruit and vegetables out of a can. Eat a dessert with fruit in it. Snack on salted nuts (in moderation) or dried fruit. Literally any way you can get fruit and vegetables into your body is better than none at all.
If fresh fruit and veg aren't available to you, take too much energy to eat or prepare, or if you just can't bring yourself to eat them, whatever way you can eat them is good enough.
#cripplepunk#cripple punk#disability#actually disabled#neurodiversity#Personally I buy two big bottles of different mixed fruit smoothie every week because I know I have the energy to drink them#And I made a trail mix of my favourite fruit and nuts to take my meds with in the evenings#I also keep a pack of those microwave steam in the bag vegetables in the freezer for a side with certain meals#I really like the broccoli carrot and sweetcorn one#And they're chopped up small enough to be easy and low energy to eat with no cutting up required
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Should I draw Mr.Silver or Mr.Scarletta?
I've been stumped on which to draw and if it should be with my version of MC.
#mr. crawling#homicipher#mr crawling x reader#homicipher fanart#mr hood#mr silvair#homicipher x reader#small artist#mr chopped head
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Please imagine Umemiya Hajime who's good at camping. He's well prepared and can start a fire in seconds if necessary. (Not to mention him chopping wood?) But also imagine the knots he can tie when putting the tent up. His fingers deftly looping and pulling around the stakes before he tightens them. He'll teach you what different ones are good for, but every time he has you try to do it, you come up blank, unable to tie the simplest thing. It takes the third time of him showing you before he realizes the dreamy look in your eyes isn't one of concentration to learn. But really, who could blame you when he explains it so patiently in that sweet low rumble that he uses when he's alone with you in close proximity. When occasionally he'll grab your hands in his to physically show you how the knots tie, and you can feel the callouses on his palms grazing your skin.
#umemiya hajime x reader#wind breaker#i was thinking of hobbies to give him since i wanted to do another hobby post and i was like hmmm camping? he'd make a fantastic eagle scou#but then i was like 'he could use those knots to tie me up' >_>#but i was also like 'he would be great at whittling' lmfao nothing sexier than making little carvings and animals with a small piece of woo#and a knife#so i decided to talk about his hands and tying knots and save the regular camping stufff for the actual post i make at a later date#also why do i only have good writing ideas when i drive? 99% of all things i publish are thought of mid car ride to and from work#mari writes#also i kept giggling at innuendos#chopping 'wood' pitching a tent#silly silly
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James Hetfield playing at Monsters of Rock Tour, 1988
#lowkey obsessed with how dorky the underside of his chops/handlebars looks#like i imagine a small lawnmower just going up his chin#james hetfield#metallica#1988#live#b&w
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small heather redesign for fun ^_^
#cause what do you mean she isnt a latina sister#i kind of needed her hair to look chopped#like even worse LMAOOOO#heather httyd#heather rtte#httyd#how to train your dragon#my art#rtte#httyd fanart#but ykw#her braids r small enough to make one surviving braid#so u got it girl!
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#homicipher#mr crawling#mr crawling fanart#artists on tumblr#art#small artist#mr scarletella#mr silvair#mr chopped#fanart#otome#otome game
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Our merch to commemorate this October has finally arrived! 🎵 The creepy twins are now available in our Etsy store... 🩸🦴
#etsyseller#etsyshop#art#etsystore#merch artist#merchandise#small business#fan merch#keychain#keycharm#pin#photo#art print#print#nubbins sawyer#tcm nubbins#nubbins slaughter#chop top sawyer#texas chainsaw massacre#tcm#robert sawyer#leatherface#the texas chainsaw massacre#slashers#horror movies#halloween
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🎃 Happy Halloween
Short comic [Our Small Town AU]
This is definitely in the past and why Catnap and Baba at the time hates Halloween now because their babysitter, Yarnaby scares them too much.
#art#au#poppy playtime#catnap#poppy playtime art#poppy playtime fanart#smiling critters#nightmare critters#smiling critters halloween#poppy playtime halloween#halloween#poppy playtime chapter 4#baba chops#yarnaby#Our Small Town AU#happy halloween#happy halloweeeeeeen#halloween 2024
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