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askagamedev · 1 year ago
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Why is it so difficult for dissatisfied Pokemon fans to transition into other similar games? Especially when there are indie devs who cater to their needs
It's probably the same reason that dissatisfied fans of other major franchises have difficulty transitioning to other similar games - the things they dislike about one game, while important to them, aren't as important overall as all of the other things they do like. It is more comfortable for most players to play Pokemon (or Call of Duty, FIFA, GTA, or whatever major franchise) and complain than it is to actually step out of their comfort zone and play a competing game - especially if that competing indie game doesn't have the breadth of features or production value of Pokemon.
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Industry leading games like Pokemon aren't small undertakings. There's a huge amount of work that goes into each and every pokemon game. Without similar budgetary backing and experience in the field, a competitor can't realistically build out similarly competitive feature sets. It goes further than this, though - Pokemon isn't a stationary target. Every new mainline game release brings new features, new gameplay, new story, new regions, and also brings back plenty of nostalgic content as well. Furthermore, new Pokemon games get built with all of the technology, tools, and expertise of the predecessors - they have a lot of collective experience building Pokemon games that a new competitor would likely lack. All of these factors put together means that any competitor aiming to take down the leader is not aiming at a stationary target, but a moving target - one that has a lead and is continuing to push forward. This is what makes industry leading franchises so difficult for a "killer" competitor to dethrone - it requires a tremendous amount of effort and resources to catch up to, let alone surpass, a market leader.
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There's also the mentality aspect of things - human brains tend to dislike change quite a bit. The percentage of players who threaten to quit a particular game and actually follow through is significantly smaller than the percentage of players who quit playing for other reasons. Much of the time, even if the player does switch to a new game, the overall scale of the changes to adapt to and inability for competitors to produce the consistency, production value, and scope of content that the franchise leader can usually results in the player returning to the original franchise at the next major product launch. These players often enter a leave/return cycle, where they'll play for a while, leave, and then return at the next major launch.
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g-xix · 1 year ago
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Pub golf Forfeit // ArthurTV
🙏 xLoving mr ATV eternally 🙏 Content: kinda fluffy ig, extra-long 5k+ wordcount CWs: Alcohol
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‌READ THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUB GOLF IS‌ (if you do, skip this bold writing and move onto the main story)
Pub golf is a game where you visit a set amount of pubs and get different drinks at each one- and you need to try and finish these drinks without having to lower it, as many times as possible. 
TheBurntChip has used this concept with Harry W2S, ReevHD, Theo Baker, ArthurTV, ChrisMD, George Clarkey, and more- and that is what this oneshot is based around.
KEY TERMS: "Hole" -> the name of the pub. e.g. Hole 3 is the third pub that's been visited "Par" -> Number of sips/gulps it took to finish the drink Forfeit -> self explanatory but whenever the rules are breached/smth bad happens, a forfeit card is pulled and needs to be done. 
Reminder to always drink responsibly as per usual, only drink when you're legally allowed to do so and stay safe when going drinking.
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"ArthurTV and Maddie!"
I turned to look across the line, my eyes meeting Arthur's.
It was my first time doing a pub golf on the TheBurntChip channel and I was somewhat terrified. Sure, I'd known all the other boys ranging from years to just a few months- but I'd grown just as close with George Clarkey, who I had only met a few months ago, to Harry, who I'd known for years, having first met him when big brother Chris and Harry filmed their football videos together.
But one thing that all of the boys knew for certain, was that I had developed a little online crush on ArthurTV. Of all of Chris' friends, I'd never had the pleasure of meeting Mr TV in real life until that moment, when Harry had let it slip to Freezy who'd let it slip to Chip that I liked Arthur... thus Chip DMed an invite to for a pub golf video alongside Harry, Reev, Chris, George Clarkey, Theo Baker, and of course, Arthur.
Oh and as if it wasn't bad enough, Chris, my very own half-brother, knew I had a crush on Arthur.
"That's quite a interesting pairing isn't it, Maddie?" Chris snickered from the side with a grin I knew meant that he was going to have the time of his life teasing me for the next few hours. 
"Bit of a coincidence if you ask me, Chrissy." Harry sneered from besides Chris, making my insides churn.
I wasn't so much a YouTuber as the rest of the boys- I was originally Chris's one and only member of the camera crew and production. In that small bedroom in Jersey, Chris and I would sit together on a desk and make lists of ideas for football challenges, ways to execute them, different shots to make the video dramatic... Then, we would hit the pitches and try to film without the older boys telling us to bugger off so they could play on the pitches.
Then, people started noticing the voice behind the camera, leading to me making a BROTHER VS SISTER  video for the channel, which was only the start of coming in front of the camera more. As Chris hired professional camera men and got set production budgets from serious producers, I was pushed more in front of the camera, making videos with Harry and Chris before lurching into the British YouTube scene, initially gravitating towards the e-boys content, before relocating moreso to reaction content with George Clarkey and Cam Kirkham. 
And we don't talk about that Stephen Tries sketch I attempted.
The fans were pleased with my occasional cameos in videos on the British YouTube channels, always finding new ship names for whoever I collaborated with, or new clips to edit, or rumours to spread... but overall, I couldn't be happier with where I've ended up. 
Well, not where I'd ended up whilst filmed pub golf- right in the middle of Chris and Harry's teasing. 
"How's it a coincidence?" Arthur asked, wide brown eyes swivelling between Harry, Chris and I like a deer caught in headlights.
"Oh, just because I said I uhm..." I started. Shit, quickly Maddie, think of something quickly... My thoughts began racing. Of course Chris would begin hinting towards the fact I had a crush on Arthur not even five minutes into the recording."Chris pointed out on the way here that us two were the only ones that have never collaborated together before... Like, you know... on a video..."
Yes he knows you meant on a video, genius. Great, you sound as thick as a brick now. 
"Oh yeah, that is true actually," Arthur realised, his face lighting up as the thought seemed to land in his head. He was so expressive with his voice- like an animated Pixar character, seemingly straight out of the movie. His voice was so calm, and slightly husky, and somehow matched his face perfectly. "You should come onto the channel if you like watching those 90 day fiancée type of programmes-"
"Arthur's playing the 9 minute fiancée game right now, by the looks of it-" George giggled, nudging me from behind which only made my cheeks burn red, Arthur simply laughing it off before responding.
"Is it working though, Maddie?" Arthur flashed a grin with a quick wink, myself pretending to fall into George's arms and fan myself with my hands, jokefully pretending I was falling for it. 
The real joke was that I wasn't just pretending to fall for it.
Arthur's biggest asset were those fucking eyes. They had me melting with how wide and doe-like they were- his eyes seeming to light up whenever he started a topic that interested him. 
"You're not chatting her up are you, Arthur?" Reev raised his brow and crossed his arms to ask. Out of all of the boys, Reev was the most like a brother in the fact he was so protective- always trying to make sure I was safe. The others were more like brothers in the fact they'd just tease me and get under my skin at every opportunity. 
I watched as Arthur's eyes widened, as he assumed Reev was trying to intimidate him.
"Give him a break, Reev, he's just having a laugh," I defended Arthur, not letting him respond to the allegation in fear that Arthur would shake his head or say that he really wasn't interested in me. That could wait until a few more holes, when I was too peppered to care.
"Well, listen to this you two, for your couples outfit, you two will be going as... The prisoner and the policeman...! or woman!" Chip exclaimed, throwing the outfits to us. 
I looked a the policewoman outfit he had handed to me- the costume coming with a short skirt, unscrupulous tie and lopsided police hat.
This was gonna be a long video...
...
"Hole one, the rule on his hole is that you must drink it with your left hand!"
Hole one was easy. Arthur sent his pint down in one and after Harry and Reev, it was my turn to have my pint of lager. 
"You want me to hold your hair back?" He offered. I searched for a band on my wrist and almost facepalmed as I realised I hadn't thought to bring one.
"Yes please, I completely forgot to get a hairband... Just come up behind me and grab my hair, while I do it" I said, scrunching my face up with realisation of what I'd said only once it had come out of my mouth.
"What was that?" Harry asked, bursting into laughter.
"Get in, Mr TV-"
"Please, not at that at the drinking table-"
"Not on the Chippo YouTube channel, you won't, but I can think of another site where you could-"
"Shut up I didn't mean it like that..." I groaned and put my head in my hands. "Look, I'm just going to send off the pint-"
Arthur's hand wrapped around my hair, the other one on my shoulder, rubbing it and giving soft words of encouragement. I let the drink tip down my throat easily as I felt the face heat up, his words landing hot on the back of my neck and making me want to shiver, despite the fact I was holding the drink. I could feel my face burning when I dropped the glass back down, grinning with the fact I had done it in one...
"That was really good- I didn't think you could finish it in two." Harry commented, nodding his head in surprise.
"I did it in one though?"
"Counted as two points though- you drank it with your right hand." Chip explained with a devious grin. 
Of course I had been stupid enough as to forget the rule- too fixated on gorgeous bloody Arthur instead of what I was actually meant to be doing. Drinking.
"That one's Arthur's fault- Maddie was too distracted by waiting for you to come up behind her-"
"SHUT UP, GEORGE!" Arthur's face went into his hands this time, both of us clearly a blushing mess from all the comments the boys were making. 
...
"What does your forfeit card say?" Arthur asked as we travelled to the next hole, not downcast despite my mess-ups, as we were still in joint second. 
"Sing a song with your partner at one of the holes." I read it off. "Sorry for getting you roped into it..."
"No, no, that's actually one of the only one's I'd happily be roped into," Arthur shook his head. "I suppose we just need to think of a song to sing... You a fan of Harry Potter?"
"Am I?!" I repeated enthusiastically. "You have no idea how much I used to love those books, movies... Even the Cursed Child I went and saw."
"Seriously? I just get called a nerd whenever I say I like Harry Potter," Arthur gawked. "Do you have a wand?"
"Yep, Ginny's wand- black and fourteen inches." I proudly nodded. "You could see those fourteen inches later ya know..."
"Only if you're trying to see a rather bendy, sixteen inch one with waterproofing." Arthur retaliated with confidence. 
"You got Hagrid's wand?"
"Duh, it came with an umbrella."
"Of course that's why you'd get it."
"This is hole two to the left, here!" Chip bellowed from behind. I lagged behind slightly to walk with Chris and Harry- catch up with them for a moment.
"You and Arthur getting cozy, eh?" Chris wiggled his brows, looking forwards to Arthur who was petting a dog with Reev- the both of them looking completely out of place, dressed in a bright orange prisoner jumpsuit and Reev as ketchup bottle (with a hat for a lid)- though the dog seemed pleased nonetheless. 
"Just don't let me catch you two snogging after a few more drinks." Harry put bluntly, making my eyes go wide.
"Just because you guys know I like him doesn't mean he likes me back, unfortunately." I reminded them, though I could feel my heart melting as Arthur scratched the back of the dog's ear and tickled his chin, the dog happily wagging his tail with his tongue lolling out as Arthur pet him. 
"Seems to like you enough." Harry shrugged. "Like you enough to come up behind you and-"
"Seriously shut up... Did I sound that stupid when I said that?"
"Yeah."
"No"
Chris and Harry responded simultaneously.
"Okay you sounded a little flustered when you said it, but then Arthur was blushing and looked shy as well- and everyone knows he's a bit awkward around women he likes," Harry pat my back comfortingly. "If anything he looked like more of a tit than you."
"Great, thanks Harry." I responded, somewhat flatly and yet somewhat happily. 
"Maddie, your team's getting another forfeit because Arthur scared the dog away." Chip addressed me as we neared the bar.
"Like hell he did, that dog loved him!" I exclaimed, head swivelling to find Arthur guiltily wavering his eye contact.
"Theo tried to take the dog away from me by offering it something so I tried to bash him with his wheelchair but the dog got scared and ran off." Arthur explained, kicking at a pebble on the ground. 
"Did you hit Theo?"
"Yes-"
"Well then... At least you hit him."
"What the fuck, Maddie." Theo deadpanned. 
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"Don't try steal Arthur's bitches I guess." I shrugged, watching as Arthur withdrew a forfeit card, his face dropping as he read it. 
"What does it say?" I asked, leaning over to try and read it. He smacked it against his chest before shoving it into a pocket, eyes wide as they met my own.
"Uhh- nothing." Arthur spluttered. "We can sort it out when we get to hole five when forfeits are actually activated... What did you say the rule for this hole was, Chip?"
"Drink with your partner holding the glass." Chip responded. 
I looked at Arthur.
"You're quite a bit taller- you're gonna have to crouch down for me to hold it." I realised, picking up the bloody mary and wrinkling my nose. "They really couldn't have picked a worse drink."
"They're foul aren't they." Arthur gave a dirty look to the glass. 
Each pair began seeing their drinks off, using a variety of methods to check whether it was too much or they needed a break.
"Do we need to do the hand-squeeze method to indicate whether it's too much?" Arthur asked, looking distastefully as Reev squeezed Harry's hand, signalling for Harry to tilt more. 
"I'm thinking we just raw-dog it." I shrugged, looking up for Arthur's reaction. He nodded in tasteful agreement.
"That's how I usually do it, anyways."
He picked one glass up. "You first," He stated instead of asking. "And open wide."
Reev gave him a neck-slap and a "Watch it, Arthur..." before I opened my mouth and tilted my head back, finishing it in one. 
"Alright, sit down so you're lower down, Arthur." I spoke through a shudder, the bitterness of the bloody mary giving me a whole-body shiver. 
Picking up a glass, I stood to the side of Arthur and held it up to his face, leaning over slightly due to the awkward angle I stood at. 
"Just come 'ere-" He reached out, steadfastly placing his hands on my hips and manspreading- pulling me between his legs so that I was closer and presumably so that he had a better angle to drink from. I felt my body react to his touch, cheeks warming and knees feeling a bit wobbly as he held his hands there for a moment longer, his grip firm but not forceful. I tried to maintain composure and stop myself from running my hands through his fluffy hair and kissing him right then and there.
"You watch your bloody hands, Arthur." Chris warned, causing Arthur to hold them up by his head as if pleading innocence. As he finally released his hold, I couldn't help but notice how the closeness between us left a lingering sensation, like an electric current still pulsating through my skin. His presence was intoxicating, and I struggled to steadily hold the glass for Arthur to down. I turned to death-glare Chris as I placed the glass back onto the table once Arthur had finished it. 
"Why would anyone voluntarily order that, that's awful... I feel like I've lost my soul after drinking that..." Arthur shivered at the bitterness. "Who knew dementors could be put in drinks..."
Laughing, I sat down besides him and leaned my head against his shoulder as if it were second nature. It felt so natural and cosy against the crook of his neck, and I felt warmed even more as he put his arm around my shoulders, watching in a comfortable silence as Chip choked on his drink from across the table. 
"You're so cute..." I murmured, and only once the words had been said did I regret them slightly. I facepalmed internally as Arthur struggled to reply for a moment, myself wondering why I had to be such a lightweight; only 2 drinks down and already I was making careless comments.
"Am I really cute?" Arthur asked after a moment, and I pulled away from his shoulder to dopily smile at him. 
"Of course you are, you have a cute little smile." I grinned, causing his lips to stretch out into a smile as he laughed slightly, eyes curving into happy little crescents as he did. "See? Cutest smile I've even seen." I giggled, and Arthur looked down with such domestic happiness in his glowing chocolate eyes I felt as though my heart were melting, simply so infatuated with him.
"Hope I'm not interrupting anything here-" Harry planted himself between Arthur and I on the bench, forcing Arthur's arm away and my head from his neck. Arthur cleared his throat and looked at the ground whilst Harry looked between Arthur and I. "What, something wrong?" Harry responded to my blank face, before grinning and giving a wink which Arthur couldn't see. 
"Prick," I hissed as I passed Harry on the walk to the third hole, causing Harry to burst into laughs and start explaining to Chris what he's done- only making Chris laugh alongside him. 
Pricks.
...
Hole three was easy- just a glass of wine and pub quiz Arthur and I managed to lose a point at for winning the quiz. 
As the smallest person there, I was also the least able to handle large amounts of alcoholic units- and it had begun showing, from the moment I went to stand up and almost fell back down. 
Arthur had to walk with his arm around me to the next pub, though I wasn't complaining- instead holding his hand and making him skip with me to hole four. 
"Long Island iced teas on this one," Chip explained. "And the rule here is that one member of the team must drink it blindfolded."
"I think I'm more sober than you at the minute," Arthur stated the obvious, as if I hadn't just made him skip to this hole. "I'll wear the blindfold for this one."
"You sure? I'm not completely gone right now, just a bit...Well..." It was a pointless proposition from myself. Arthur just shook his head, handing me the blindfold.
I slipped the material over his eyes, placing the drink on a separate table to that the boys wouldn't dump ice into his drink (which had just happened to Theo's drink), and directing him to the glass- though Chip had better ideas. 
"Maddie, could you please regulated the hand-" Arthur spoke waveringly, and I noticed that Chip had a hand on Arthur's arse.
"Oi, chip-" I reached over for the space hopper which was besides the bag, whacking Chip with it before being hit in the face with it myself.
"Fuck!" We both exclaimed. Arthur had found his glass and drank it in one towards the side, meanwhile Chip found Theo's wheelchair and he began fighting against me and my space hopper. "Chip, I don't think you're gonna win this one," I huffed as the space hopper bounced off of his side, making him stumble slightly. 
"Like shit won't I win- I've been going gym you know-" I cut off his rambles by throwing the hopper at him, causing him to stumble back and trip slightly over the curb so that he was sat on the pavement- allowing me to put my arm around his neck, squeezing only slightly.
"Tap out already, Chip..." I groaned whilst Chip shook his head whilst struggling.
"Chip isn't used to tapping out, he usually passes out before he gets the chance." Theo sneered from the side. That seemed to be enough to make Chip tap out. 
We finished our drinks after that before agreeing on a short grace period, where we sat around and chattered for a few minutes.
"The blindfold makes you feel like, ten times more drunk than you actually are." George said, the other who had worn the blindfold agreeing. 
"You should try it, Maddie- you're by far the most off your head right now- it'll be funny to see how you react to it."
That's how I ended up on the pavement, blindfold on and hands outstretched as Arthur directed me, his fingers occasionally brushing against mine as he'd insisted on walking beside me to make sure I didn't get a concussion from falling over anything.
"Watch the curb here, it's quite difficult navigating- WHOA" As soon as Arthur had said that, I stumbled, almost falling but Arthur held me up from behind whilst the others laughed from the table at my stagger. "You sure you wanna continue? I don't think it's safe, Maddie..."
"It'll be okay, I'm just gonna get back to the table and pull it off..."
I took a few more staggered steps, Arthur holding my hand to guide me whilst I was blinded, his hand warm and reassuring, and I felt confident with Arthur's unwavering presence by my side. His touch sent a gentle electrical ripples down my spine, igniting a spark that brought butterflies to life in my stomach as I focussed less on walking and more on Arthur.
But then I felt a blow to my head- not painful- but extremely forceful.
Some voices screamed "CHIP!" whilst another shouted "Maddie!" as I staggered, waiting to fall- before feeling hands on my back and the crook of my knees, gravity seeming to turn upside down for a moment, before the blindfold was ripped off. 
Arthur's face was above my own, looking forwards as he walked- his two strong arms holding me flush to his body as he carried me in what I assumed was bridal style- having prevented my fall. He looked gorgeous from this angle- his chiselled features accentuated by the soft glow of the sunshine through the dull English clouds- and his eyes, like pools of warm honey, never not making me melt.
"You okay, Maddie?" He looked down and questioned, eyes full of concern and yet also alighting sparks within me as they met my own.
"What? Of course I am... What even happened?" I asked in confusion as I looked back and saw the boys with open mouths looking between myself and Chip, who had a look of upmost guilt on his face. Arthur sat down on one of the seats surrounding the table and lowering me onto that same seat before replying. Nevermind- I was actually sat on his lap, and was NOT going to complain about it.
Chris was going to instead.
"She can sit on her own seat, Arthur-"
"She's almost been bloody ran over, she's sticking with me for now." Arthur huffed resolutely, wrapping his arms around my waist as he spoke to make his point. I felt my head go fuzzy from the touch, leaning back into his touch and resting my head onto his shoulder where it felt like it belonged... Before pulling it back off quickly as I digested his words again.
"Hang on, almost ran over? What the Hell just happened?"
"Chip thought it'd be a good idea to whack you with the space hopper whilst you were blindfolded and he knocked you off balance- you would've fallen into the road if Arthur hadn't got you." Harry explained, a small smile playing on his face. 
"Good man, Arthur." Reev nodded his head approvingly before turning to Chip. "And you, you're no better at handling your drink than her- what if she had gotten run over?"
"Good riddance, in that case." Chip sipped his water calmly, making me throw an ice cube at him.
In the end, Chip made a formal apology (which was of course easily accepted), and drew another forfeit card, having to take 3 shots to make up for almost brutally murdering me- which I thought was very fair. 
Hole five happened so quickly I didn't even register it- though that may have been also due to the knock to the head Chip had delivered. 
However on the walk between hole five to hole six, the alcohol began taking its effect on more people. 
Namely, Chris and Chip.
Chip had found the space hopper once more and began hammering Chris with it whilst Chris balled up onto the ground. "YOU STUPID BOY-" Chip was yelling between blows, Harry and Reev slapping each other between laughs. 
Then, Harry set off on his bike to the next hole as Chip let Chris get up- before we all slung our arms over each other and began the journey to hole 6, singing Backstreet Boys all the way there. 
Arthur lagged behind slightly, and though I was busy singing with Chris and Chip, I did notice they were having quite a hushed conversation, and looking our way every so often.
"Hole six- forfeits are now activated!"
"Can I know your forfeit yet?" I whispered to Arthur, and he simply shook his head with a small smile. 
"I know what it is, Maddie," Reev giggled to the side, rubbing his hands together with a look of glee on his face. 
"Is that what you two were talking about whilst we walked here?" I gasped at the realisation, looking between the two as they shrugged with all-knowing smiles on their faces. 
Hole six was easy- sambuca shots with no hands. I managed mine, though I almost choked it and chipped it when it clattered onto the table- whereas Arthur was found out for trying to dilute his drink, and was made to do two shots instead. 
Still, he didn't seem to be off his head at all.
"Arthurrr," I sang I skipped up to him, on the journey to hole seven.
"Madelyn." He nodded cordially, saying my full name before smirking as he saw my face wrinkle in disgust. "Not a fan of your full name?"
"Not when it's bloody Madelyn, I'm not," I responded, shuddering at the thought.
"Maddie sounds like you're mad," Arthur pondered. "You should just go with... Lyn."
"...Lyn." I repeated, trying to hold a laugh.
"Yeah, it's cute- just like you." Arthur grinned down, making me turn away so he wouldn't see the stupid blush that began spreading across my cheeks.
"Suddenly I quite like that name." I smiled bashfully back, and Arthur just laughed, sliding an arm around me casually and allowing me to rest my head against his shoulder as we walked in a comfortable silence.
"You're so fine, Arthur." I said after a while. "You know I like you?"
"I like you too, Lyn." He patted my head and pulled his arm away, instead slipping his hand into mine as we walked. I didn't feel satisfied with his reaction. Did he not realise I meant that I liked him romantically?
"No, I meant that like- I really like-"
"AND HERE IS HOLE SEVEN!" 
Trust Chip to ruin a romantic moment. 
just an fyi im swapping the order of the holes- everything that happened in the vid at hole 8 is now assumed to have happened at hole 7, and vice versa
"Lyn I don't think I an do another pint," Arthur put down two drinks onto the table before sitting on my lap instead of the bench, allowing me to plop my policeman hat onto his head and hug him from behind, shaking my head.
"I've been finished since hole three, Arthur- I don't care what happens now, you can just sip the whole thing and I'll be fine with that." I groaned. "I'm definitely doing this in at least three different pars..."
I did exactly that. Arthur managed his in five, alongside my words of encouragement which made Chip awhhh.
"I love how everyone hates each other and is beating each other with the space hopper between holes whilst Arthur and Maddie are too busy holding hands and being wholesome with each other, walking alone to each hole." Chip said with a disoriented smile at one of the cameras, louder than he thought he was being as both myself and Arthur watched him say it to the camera.
"Bit early to be holding hands isn't it?" Chris asked, dopily swinging his head back to Arthur and I, only just registering Arthur was also sat on my lap. "Naughty, don't be sitting on each others laps like I have no idea what's going in where when someone sits on someone's lap-"
"That's enough from you, Chris." I shushed my brother, pressing a hand to his mouth which weakly attempted to paw away from his mouth.
"On to hole eight, final hole?" Chip proposed and everyone nodded in agreement- all too ready to get this over and done with.
"I don't think I've ever been this drunk before." I admitted to Arthur as we exited the pub, hands clasped together and swinging joyfully back and forth as we walked, as though we were kids. "I feel like I'm not even walking."
"And now you really aren't even walking," Arthur said as he placed his arms on my legs and back, scooping me back into his arms, carrying me as though I were nothing. I wrapped my arms around his neck and stared up at his face I'd grown so fond of over these past few hours. 
"What song d'you wanna sing for my forfeit at the next hole?" I questioned, myself also wondering what we could sing. 
"Oh it'll come to us when we get there..." Arthur spoke lazily, jumping me up to readjust my grip causing me to let out a squeak before relaxing against his body. Did he have abs under that shirt? It felt like it. He is so fine. 
My thoughts died out as I realised this was the final hole and after this it would be all over. Thank God. 
We all clinked our jaeger bombs together, the lightweight drink easily going down in one for everyone before Chip reminded Arthur and I that we still had forfeits we had to complete.
"What is your forfeit Arthur?" Harry asked inquisitively- somehow looking as though he hadn't had a single drink, although he had in fact had the most, having ordered an extra pint for good measure.
"That's what I'm asking- he still hasn't told me, either!" I exclaimed, looking for Arthur to give his game up and show the card. "C'mon, surely you can reveal it now that it's the last hole-"
"Not before you do your forfeit-song to the bar- look- they have a karaoke machine nobody's using there, go use it before someone else takes it!" Arthur rushed, pointing at the TV screen connected to a microphone and speakers. The other boys began clamouring their agreement before pushing me up to the stage, a bundle of nerves as I stumbled up the stairs, slotting a coin into the machine and waiting for the next song to come on. 
"ArthurTV this is a GROUP FORFEIT- GET UP ONTO THE STAGE!" I shouted and held a hand out to Arthur, causing him to take my hand and get onto the stage with the help of the boys, as they cheered upon hearing the first few chords of the infamous song we were only singing a few hours ago.
I Want it That Way, by the Backstreet Boys. Of course. 
I held the mic out for Arthur to hold with me as we sang the first line.
You are... My fi-ire, the one... desi-ire
I opened my eyes and faced Arthur, the look of joy melted into his caramel eyes and making me feel soft and gentle hearted as we went to sing the next line.
Believe... When I say... THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY
I looked out to the crowd and saw that some tables had turned to face us, singing alongside the tune- and all the other boys had huddled together, arms around each other and swaying back and forth as they joined us for the chorus. 
Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Arthur closed his eyes as he virtually shouted the lyrics into the microphone, getting so into the song I had to pause to laugh before continuing
Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say
Arthur and I leaned it to sing the final bit of the song, heartily enjoying as the rest of the bar joined us to finish it.
I want it that way
I looked at Arthur, his own eyes meeting me own- full of a tender sort of love I had only ever seen in the movies...
Cause I want it that way...
The song ended with whistles and claps from the rest of the bar, before I dropped the microphone to the ground, wheeling around to face Arthur with a squeal and outstretched arms, as my arms wrapped around his neck, his arms found my waist, pulling me right off of the floor as he hugged me, spinning me around once before I pulled my head off of his chest and looked up at his glowing face.
My eyes only flickered down to his lips for a milisecond before I felt his on top of my own, a billion tiny fireflies lighting up and racing around my stomach as I closed my eyes, relaxing into his hands which were positioned lazily around my waist, holding me lovingly as his lips caressed my own, tuning out the world around us as I focussed on just him and I- together - his lips perfectly top of mine.
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"What was your forfeit in the end, Arthur?" I asked, eyebrows scrunched as I sat on his lap at the table- arms around his neck and my police hat and tie around Arthur's neck. 
Theo was close to nodding off whilst Chip besides him already had. Chris had taken to the stage, wowing the bar with his drunk dancing and (not) killer vocals. Harry, George and Reev still seemed alright however, and were sat making warm conversation around the table, laughing and joking like there was nothing wrong. And truly- there was nothing wrong.
Arthur smiled slightly at my question before tugging at his pocket and pulling out the card, sharpie pen scrawled across it saying:
Give a kiss to the fittest person in the group xoxo (Doesn't have to be on the lips, Chip- we know you will anyways, but everyone else- just know you don't need to go that deep)
I laughed at the bracketed side-note before looking up to Arthur who smiled goofily down at me, looking so pleased- as though he wouldn't rather have anyone else in his arms.
My hand found the side of his face, thumb tracing his jawline and running up his cheeks before padding at his lips. Closing my eyes, I leaned it, finding his lips as we kissed once more, still with the afterglow of embers burning in my heart as I realised I couldn't be happier in anyone else's arms. 
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thessalian · 1 month ago
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Thess vs Lack of Accessibility
Is it petty to just be, like, really really sad right now?
I came to Tumblr because of the Dragon Age fandom. I hadn't been in a fandom in so long, not after the first one, which ... look, getting into a fandom while having a nervous breakdown is a bad thing, okay? Especially when that fandom has named you a BNF for some reason and the responses end up going from "nagging daily to finish a fic" to "long essays shitting on everything you ever wrote" and you're a people-pleaser by nature. Just ... that on top of everything else is ... not recommended. You have no idea how phobic I was of the very idea of fandom. I literally flinch when the media in question comes up (though I have some very good friends because of that fandom and I would not be without them; just ... I will avoid that particular piece of media the same way I do anything overly zealously Christian and conversations about politics with my mother, and for the same reason - my sanity).
Anyway, point is that the Dragon Age fandom gave me back my love of and, more importantly, trust in fandoms. Sure, there's some toxic bullshit, but it isn't like that. Y'all have been so wonderful, and between how awesome the fandom is and how DA: O itself really helped me cope during a particularly dark time, for all I flag up its flaws, I'm always going to have a soft spot in my heart for this franchise.
So of course it makes me happy that everyone's finding something to love about Veilguard and spreading it all over Tumblr. Picking their blorbos and squeeing about Assan and all of that, and it's everywhere. And on one level, I'd love to join in. I'd like to start thinking about what my Rook would be like - which of my internal presets would I send after Solas first? What faction would a Molly be a part of? A Jessie? A Jallira?
...Just ... why, when I probably won't even be able to play it?
One of the reviews had the reviewer literally screw up a livestream by getting knocked over a cliff because her reflexes weren't up to it, and highlighted just how much you need those reflexes and that dodge to actually get through the game. And she couldn't manage. And she's not, as far as I'm aware, fucking disabled. I, on the other hand, am. And it doesn't sound like easy mode and accessibility options are going to get me out of "you have to constantly dodge-roll or experience Death By Cliff".
For most things, I can budget my spoons appropriately. If I want to go to a convention - a big one like MCM or a small one like Dragonmeet - I can plan my life accordingly. But that's a one-off. So is "I'm going to bake things", or "I'm going to make soup", or "I'm going to Borough Market". I can have rest breaks after these things. I can plan them for good days. Most of the time, I can cope with this. I hate it, but I can cope.
But ... I mean, how do you do that kind of thing for a video game that runs so many hours? Too many breaks and you lose the momentum - far too many abandoned playthroughs of BG3 have taught me that. Waiting for good days could have me waiting a week or more before I'm up to even touching it again. If it's not a bad pain day, it could still be a day where I'm having spasms, and believe me, I don't touch anything that requires precision when I'm having spasms ... but sometimes I don't know until I'm trying to do a thing, so I could end up dodge-rolling myself off a cliff if I go to the spasm place.
Thankfully, I'm not the sort of person who turns around and resents the people who are looking so forward to it when I can only sit here and dither over what I'm going to do about this whole mess. I'm glad people are enjoying the anticipation. Just seeing it makes me sad, and I don't want to block the tags because a) I still have some tiny shred of hope and b) that's too many tags.
I resent the fuck out of EA and Bioware, though. I get that they couldn't necessarily go back to DA:O's real-time-with-pause tactical structuring, but moving us to something that's ... probably closer to Kingdoms of Amalur than anything Souls-like but there's still an element of that latter ... anyway, it's a giant fuck-you to the disabled. I've had one of those before. I got chosen for the closed beta of Secret World: Legends when Funcom was making its changes to The Secret World. I was not alone in flagging up that everything from the reticle targeting to the particle effects to the random-roulette light-up stuff all over the UI was a massive trigger for vertigo and migraines. And we all got the same response: "This is what we're doing and we're not changing it; sucks to be you". And it really wasn't that much more polite than my paraphrase, either. (Which is another problem with Veilguard for me, because even that first gameplay trailer full of prologue gave me a migraine that lasted for like two days; part of it was the particle effects, part of it was the glowy redesigns of all the demons, but mostly it was the dodge-rolling making the camera bounce around like a fucking squash ball.)
I resent EA and Bioware for jumping so entirely on the ARPG train that even the best their accessibility options can do don't help. I also resent them for not giving us a fucking demo. I know that AAA games don't do that anymore, for some reason, but how the fuck am I supposed to know whether or not I can play it if I don't have a demo? Steam gives a two-hour return window, and adding the time taken in character creation plus the prologue, that doesn't give that much time to really get a feel for whether or not it's playable, especially not when it depends on the kind of day I'm having.
There are a lot of reasons I hate being disabled. I think most of them boil down to "the people who make accessibility a fucking nightmare". That thing about Borough Market, for example, where I'd have to take a fairly roundabout route to even get there because the most direct route is via a train station that has raised platforms and no elevators, and those stairs were a nightmare even before the cane. And of course, video games. Far too many video games. Including, it seems, the franchise that really got me back into video games in the first place, and one of the first things that really gave me joy after fleeing the abusive ex.
Fuck my life entirely.
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nilliby · 6 months ago
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I need to dump a concept on the next splatoon game here before I forget it again. Though it might be interesting to see
So in splatoon 1 and 2 we had two idols, with splatoon 3 having three.
Instead of having 4 idols (or the usual two), there is 1 idol, a solo-inkling(or octoling) making the music, announcing the stages on the news/splatcast, and performing for a live audience! She can maybe be a DJ or have the talent to play multiple instruments!
"But Nilly, how will the splatfests work if we only have one idol?" more under the cut!
It is most likely that we are going to revert back to 2 topics per fest (4 would be too crowded, admit it, considering how 3 turned out to be), so his idol is going to get lonely.
What if the opposing team was the Band that debuts on the trailer for that season?
To have the community eat up more of this, since every season we get about 2 splatfests, the 2nd fest of the season can have a splatband returning from the previous game with 2 new songs that play during the fest. This way, we can save the new seasons for new/changed bands and the second fest to add more songs to existing bands!
This will get hype for fans of the soundtracks to experience having their favourite bands to have cameos!
Unfortunately, and realistically, the cameos would only be 2d animations on the tv screen because let's face it, budget wouldn't be so nice as to add 3d models for at least 3-4 characters, rig them, and voice them without
1. Burning out the people that work on this game
2. Due to this burnout, the final piece being flawed/low effort in at least a few ways
3. Them not being able to focus on and polish much else because of all the effort being put into such a small timeframe
Going back to the fun stuff, the usual idol-battle would now turn into idol vs band, and there is potential in special dialouge, where if the bands win more often than the idol, in future games the idol finds joy in being part of groups rather than feeling ganged up on. And that's where the official Nintendo hologram concerts come in! That would give me a good feeling that this idol joins all the idol groups from previous games into a big band together, with her as the leader and truly finding happiness in the end!
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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saintmeghanmarkle · 7 months ago
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Nigeria’s Role in Invictus Games
Time to review some facts as Harold & M book another private jet to another continent. Hopefully some publications will engage in some research on this.
So how many African nations have attended the Invictus Games (IGs) prior to 2023? ZERO.
In 2022 Meghan Markle unexpectedly announced to the world that she was 43% Nigerian. Ibble Dibble does an excellent job debunking this btw here https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CYNcie-PAs&si=AJ5IF8qLod4KGyda
Setting aside that Meghan’s claim was false, Meghan still announced this on her Archetype podcast episode on “Angry Black Women” featuring Ziwe Fumudoh who is the daughter of two Nigerian immigrants. The highly profane comedienne also attended Northwestern, although it’s unlikely she was in Meghan’s white sorority. Ziwe was, predictably giddy, and the two instantly bonded. Not sure where her jelly post is.
Nigeria “mysteriously” applied to join the Invictus Games also in 2022, but wasn’t eligible to participate until last year’s IGs in Dusseldorf. They brought ten participants. The question is, which is the chicken vs egg? Based on her family’s ancestry records we know she can’t be 43% Nigerian, so did Harry tell M about Nigeria wanting to join the IGs and M thought “great!” I can be Nigerian, realizing no other African countries participate? Or did M make up the Nigerian DNA story and Nigeria latched on to gain more legitimacy and access some stale royal stardust? Or are we supposed to believe her fake story about being Nigerian in 2022 was purely coincidental to Nigeria applying to the IGs in 2022, when zero other African countries have shown any interest?
In January 2024 Harry & Meghan flew to Whistler, BC to attend some IG ski vacation boondoggle that cost IG tens of thousands of dollars for just H&M’s private jets and very luxurious accommodations, to say nothing of the staggering funds spent on this mini vacation holiday for the entire IG staff, Archewell staff & a very small group of competitors, which included a high society dinner with Michael BublĂ© serenading a large banquet hall of VIPs, including the Nigerian Chief of Staff who invited H&M to swan about Nigeria. Apparently the vets weren’t invited to that dinner, but they enjoyed all the other perks. That Chief of Staff brought some Nigerian participants with him, none of whom seemingly had any experience competing in winter sports, so it seems shockingly wasteful to squander so much money for a “pre-IG trip just so the Chief of Staff can say he met Michael BublĂ©.
Harry describes this May 2024 Nigerian trip thusly:
”His visit to Nigeria will include cultural activities and will “consolidate Nigeria’s stronghold at the games and the possibility of hosting the event in later years,” Gusau said.
Nigeria has NO stronghold at the games. They only fielded ten participants and have only attended ONE IG. One. That is not a stronghold. So what is the real purpose of this trip? To bribe Harry for a future hosting gig for the IGs? Bribery involving government officials is the most common form of corruption in Nigeria, according to Nigeria. And we all know how big their scam and bots industry is. That means bribery, although technically illegal in Nigeria, is also very commonplace. Wasting money seems like no big deal for them either.
However, the thought of Nigeria hosting the IGs is laughable. Nigeria has travel warnings throughout Nigeria due to widespread terrorism, kidnappings, armed gangs and general crime. The participating countries are advising against travel to Nigeria https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/nigeria-travel-advisory.html
Aside from putting other nations in extreme danger, it would cost Nigeria over $40M to host this week long party. Nigeria’s entire military budget of $3.1B is .003 of our (US’s) military budget. Basically a rounding error. Yet spending over $40M on a week long party for 500 vets from 22 non-US countries is still hefty enough that it merits a lot of lobbying here, since basic vet needs are not fully met. Yet Nigeria wants to cough this much money up so that 98% of the non-Nigerian prticipants can party in Nigeria? Why? Are all there other veteran needs being fully met? What else is in it for them? This can’t be what this trip is really all about
For Harry & Meghan this is all a win-win. They get to have another faux royal International trip where they cosplay still being royals with royal authority & privileges, which they no longer possess. They will be treated as VIPs, staying at the finest Nigerian hotels and riding in armed motorcades, which is apparently the thing Harry misses most about his former life as an actual senior royal. Meghan gets to rub more heavy bronzer on her race card while working to cement her presence as. co-host for all the future Invictus Games with Harry, who is only a patron, btw, and has zero official corporate authority for the IGs. She will be their Lolo waving her Nigerian flag. Harry seeks to throw his weight around proving that he can bring in nations that will pony up the giant hosting fees
There are rumors that the IG Foundation is considering replacing Harry as their patron. Harry believed his big Netflix Heart of Invictus series would stave that off, but that series didn‘t do that well. Perhaps he believes he can bring in all of Africa. I doubt that will work out well. I think this stunt smells like overwhelming desperation.
The Invictus Games Foundation needs to stop this out of control train wreck. Harry & Meghan going rogue on these projects only brings on more intense scrutiny. Will this charity survive if the amount of money spent on H&M is ever made public? If the US hosts the 2026 IGs I can assure you FOIAs will go out to the DOD. If Birmingham gets it I assume the UK will also FOIA the snot out of the records. The truly big waste isn’t in the IGF’s paltry budget it’s in the $30M to $40M plus sponsorships that goes completely unreported on. MSM, please do your duty!
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Yubel for the ask game?
YOOOOOB
First impression: *looking up Jaden's yugipedia page two years ago* "I'm sorry what the hell is this about him fusing with a Duel Monster??? HELLO?? HI????"
Impression now: YUBEEEL i like them a lot, moreso now that I did right after finishing GX...season 3 of gx is kind of a mess in a lot of ways but it's not really their fault. I'm not rly someone who enjoys "soul fusion with your soulmate" much as concept personally and I'm not terribly big on what s3 had to do to jaden's character to make that endgame possible, so that's not really my favorite thing surrounding Yubel, but theyre such a genuinely interesting and engaging character and yugioh villain. Also lbr her design fucking kicks ass. I wish she got to be a little sillier, a little goofier!! The GX character birthright!!!
Favorite moment: Yubel!Jesse vs. Zane duel, full stop. Still genuinely one of the greatest duels I have seen in yugioh thus far. tfw GX had a color and lighting budget for like 3 episodes and it slapped like absolute hell.
Idea for a story: im very fond of my College AU Yubel, very love the idea of them having to write an essay that Jaden slacked on and then they actually get really into it. Compiling knowledge of the Baroque period they have zero use for but find interesting nonetheless...
Unpopular opinion: I've talked about it a couple times before but I don't really go to jaden/yubel as a romantic ship; I personally enjoy it much more as a platonic soulmates read (like. idk. if they didnt have the element of "yubel has been looking out for jaden Since He Was a Little Kid" i'd be more into it i think. just not really my favorite, that point. and again just not big on soulfusion. but im aro dont listen to me fjdgsg)
Favorite relationship: that being said i Do really like the potential of jaden and yubel's dynamic and it's unfortunate s4 Is so short so you only really get a small glimpse of it. they can play off each other really well and there IS so much love there! i wanna see things play with their little individual habits driving each other insane. Yubels gonna reach into jay's jacket pocket and get a handful of crumbs and I think he's gonna be a little "damn bitch you live like this?" THATS my favorite jaden n yoob dynamic.
Favorite headcanon: I really love transfem Any Pronouns yubel. Also I know in my heart of hearts they'd be a complete metalhead, but like, also for music from two thousand years ago. Yubel is a very Iron Maiden T-Shirt coded character to me I will not be elaborating.
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oflowtides · 2 years ago
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➻  JENNA ORTEGA. SHE + HER / have you ever heard of playing god by paramore, well, it describes ESMERALDA VELASCO to a tee! the twenty two year old, and daycare attendant + professional cosplayer was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say she is more patronizing or more creative instead? anyway, they remind me of pastel plushies arranged on an unmade bed, soft frosted gas station cookies, a crackle wick fall candle and unwavering hopefulness, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! 
time in notting hill: two years
For as long as Esmeralda can remember, she excelled at two things - playing pretend, and keeping children entertained. She quickly grew out of her baby dolls, wanting real kids to play with, and while she was an only child, her family was extremely close, often being the one tasked to watch her cousins as soon as she was old enough to be trusted with them.
She could get lost in fiction for hours, playing pretend with her friends and family members, a low stakes type of LARPing that kids usually do, pretending to be their favorite power ranger or protagonist of their favorite book. Esmeralda found comfort in finding similar fashions at the mall, putting together low budget cosplays as early as middle school.
High school brought on a part time job and more money and creativity; she decided to make an Instagram dedicated solely to her cosplay adventures, and while things started out fairly small, one of her video game cosplay photos was shared by the right people, causing her to gain a ton of followers overnight. It was still just a hobby though, but the encouragement was all Esme needed to keep funding her past time.
Esme didn't go to college, instead focusing on specialized classes and programs about child care, initially dreaming of opening up her own daycare center; she just loved kids so much. She was still far too young (in her opinion) to be thinking about kids herself, but watching others kids and helping them learn and grow was extremely rewarding.
Cosplaying was still a big part of her life; she'd gotten enough traction that she'd often be invited to smaller conventions as special guest vs just an attendee, and while she didn't think her skills were that good, she would never turn those kinds of opportunities down.
Moving to Notting Hill was part on a whim and part thought out; one of her cosplaying friends lived there after all, and the idea of living together had been a silly day dream up until recently. She thrives off the child care work she does for the nonprofit she's employed by, and enjoys the downtime to work on her shared hobbies with her roommate without feeling judged.
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leiflitter · 1 year ago
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10000% this- and hopefully we can change it!
I honestly feel like the multi-levelled corporate decision making process doesn't really "get" the idea of escapism- like for whoever was responsible for signing off on body types, it's this "we must balance costs vs what we think the gamers want" kinda deal but being absolutely ripped/supermodel thin is by no means a universal fantasy- but at this point it's essentially "the default" for game characters, and to make more body types you have to be able to justify the cost of everything that body type requires to be functional in the game- so they played it safe.
Larian have said their reasoning for not having sliders, which is their choice (I, for one, love me some sliders, but I can understand their logic).
Assuming minimal crossover, we have at least 14 individual body types in BG3 across the various races and sizes (this is me doing awful maths off the top of my head, so grain of salt please 😅). That's 14 different bodies that require at least some adjustment for everything those bodies interact with- heads, clothing, hair, weapons, overworld animations, cutscenes... not just for the main characters, but for near enough every NPC in the game. To add another set of bodies would increase the overall work required by a further 50%, and if they can't justify that cost, then they're shit outta luck.
And it's also important to remember that Larian are, comparatively, quite a small studio. Starfield, for example, had a budget of ~$200 mil and had about 500 people working on it.
Baldur's Gate 3 had a budget of ~$100 mil and 300 staff.
All round, it's a tighter squeeze, with so much to factor in.
However, Larian being a smaller studio also means that they're really responsive to feedback, and they're absolutely bangin' out updates and fixes. I don't anticipate them going "patch 7- we've added 2 more body types for each race!" BUT Larian have a habit of releasing Definitive Editions, and an expanded character creation menu could conceivably be included in that. The D:OS2 Definitive Edition included a MASSIVE narrative overhaul, for example- they aren't afraid of big projects. If Larian get enough people asking for it, then chances are that they'll at least consider implementing it, especially as BG3 has been an absolute hit and as such they may well have more flexibility in budget.
And getting in before the "just mod your game-" crew-
1. Telling people to rely on unpaid labours of fan-love for a game isn't sustainable.
2. Not everyone can mod their game.
3. Mods ≠ Tangible Changes in games as a whole- but a game having diverse body types and selling well is good data to hopefully mean further changes to gaming. And if you're against having more character customisation options... are you okay? Like, really, you don't... need to use them if you don't want?
I'm not sure of the best ways to get feedback on things like this to Larian, but consider-
1. Leaving a review on Steam/wherever you got the game. Make sure any suggestions are clear and concise, as review data is a bitch to go through! Maybe have it as bullet points, i.e.
Suggestions:
1. Additional body types
2. More platonic companion content.
3. Companion cutscene time to be equalised amongst all companions.
2. The Larian Studios forum may already have a thread about this/other suggestions- taking a minute to have a check and see if you can add a comment.
3. Stuff like this on social media- but again, try to have concise suggestions as well as any justification or analysis! The easier you make it for the data analysts, the better- unstructured data is an absolute pain to deal with.
If anyone else has any means of getting suggestions to Larian, have at it- I wrote this on my lunch break so my research time is limited.
as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3 it is. Baffling and infuriating that there is nobody online talking about how in a world as massive and populated as this game's there are 0 fat people in it, anywhere, at all, when we had body sliders in Fallout 3 fifteen fucking years ago
If you want Boy body type you get to be hunk and More Hunk and if you want Girl body type you get to be skinny or skinny with muscles and that's WEIRD, right? It's weird that no one's talking about that?? This is a bizarre regression from a game that advances so much and I would have happily waited another whole year of development for a body slider feature
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mavdrones · 21 days ago
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Fixed-Wing Or Multirotor Drone: Which Indian Drone Is More Profitable
When it comes to choosing the most profitable drone type in India, the debate often boils down to fixed-wing drones vs. multirotor drones. Both have their own merits, but if you're talking profits, it's hard to beat multirotor drones. Let this piece of writing explain why.
Why Multirotor Drones Win In India
Versatility Is Key
India's diverse landscape and industries demand flexibility. Whether it’s for aerial photography, surveillance, or agriculture, multirotor drones shine because of their versatility. They can hover, take off and land vertically, and navigate tight spaces. Fixed-wing drones? They need a runway and wide-open spaces, making them impractical in congested urban areas or smaller plots of farmland.
Multirotors can handle everything from inspecting wind turbines in the hills to monitoring crops in the plains. They work well in confined areas, which is super important when working in India's crowded cities. Versatility directly translates to profitability because you can use them for a wider variety of tasks. More tasks = more income, right?
Cost-Effective For Startups And Smes
In India, small businesses and startups are booming, but budgets are tight. Multirotor drones tend to be cheaper than fixed-wing options, both in initial costs and maintenance. Fixed-wing drones are often more expensive because of their complex design, which also means repairs and spare parts can be costly.
The multirotor option makes financial sense if you’re just getting into the drone game or expanding your current operations. They’re a low-risk investment that yields high returns. Even seasoned pros stick to multirotors for this reason. Lower upfront costs + less maintenance = bigger profit margins.
Simplicity In Operation
You don’t need to be a pro to operate a multirotor drone. With minimal training, you can master the basics. This accessibility is a big plus for drone businesses in India, where skilled operators may be hard to come by. On the other hand, fixed-wing drones require more expertise. They are harder to launch, require manual takeoff and landing, and need advanced flight planning.
When drones are easy to fly, you spend less time on training and more time getting jobs done. The faster you can complete projects, the quicker you can take on new clients. Simplicity equals efficiency, and in business, efficiency equals profitability.
Short-Range Jobs Dominate In India
Multirotor drones are perfect for short-range missions, which are more common in India. Whether it's surveying construction sites, inspecting solar farms, or capturing wedding moments, these jobs typically require precision over long-distance flying. Multirotors are pros at hovering and performing intricate tasks in a small area.
Fixed-wing drones are better for long-range surveys, like covering hundreds of kilometers. But how often do you need that? Unless you’re mapping huge plots of land or covering major infrastructure projects, fixed-wing drones can feel like overkill. Most businesses in India simply don’t need that level of range. Multirotors are more suited for local, short-range missions that make up the bulk of commercial drone work here.
Regulatory Friendliness
Let’s face it—drone regulations in India can be a bit tricky. Multirotor drones, with their smaller size and more straightforward operation, have an easier time meeting the legal requirements. Fixed-wing drones often fall into heavier categories and require more permits and approvals.
In the world of business, time is money, and jumping through fewer regulatory hoops means you can start making money faster. The hassle-free nature of multirotors makes them the preferred option for anyone looking to avoid delays and maximize profits.
Industries That Thrive With Multirotors
Industries in India like real estate, agriculture, cinematography, and infrastructure development heavily favor multirotor drones. From aerial surveys to monitoring infrastructure development, multirotors perform a wide range of functions that fixed-wing drones can’t easily manage. Plus, industries like e-commerce are even experimenting with drone delivery, where multirotor drones could play a huge role due to their ease of control and stability in tight spaces.
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When it comes to multirotor drones, one name stands out: the AUTEL EVO MAX 4N. This drone is an absolute game-changer for anyone looking to break into the Indian market. It’s packed with advanced features. Whether you're a real estate agent or an agricultural entrepreneur, the AUTEL EVO MAX 4N from MAVDRONES gives you the tools you need to excel. Plus, it's durable and easy to use, which makes it perfect for Indian conditions—whether you're flying in the city or out in the fields.
Ending Note
In India, the multirotor drone outperforms the fixed-wing drone in terms of profitability. It's versatile, cost-effective, and easier to operate, especially in India's varied landscapes and industries. For those looking to take their drone business to the next level, the AUTEL EVO MAX 4N is the multirotor drone to get. It’s the ideal combination of affordability, performance, and user-friendly features, making it the best option for maximizing your profits in the Indian drone market.
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rezaulhoqrajon · 2 months ago
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Global SEO Vs Local SEO-Which Is Right for Your Business?
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In today’s fast-paced world of online marketing, businesses big and small have to leverage SEO (Search Engine Optimization) to stand out and get noticed. But here’s the kicker — not all SEO is the same! The choice between global and local SEO can be a game-changer for your business. So, what’s the best route for you? Let’s break it down!
What is SEO, Anyway? At its heart, SEO is a set of strategies that help your website and content rank higher on search engines like Google. Whether you run a neighborhood bakery or a giant international brand, SEO makes it easier for your customers to find you online. Cool, right?
What’s the Deal with Global SEO? Global SEO is all about reaching customers far and wide — across borders, continents, you name it! It’s perfect for companies looking to tap into international markets, like online stores or software companies serving a worldwide audience.
Goals of Global SEO:
🌎 Use keywords that resonate across multiple regions.
đŸ—Łïž Create content in different languages for diverse audiences.
🔗 Build backlinks from trusted websites all around the globe.
And What About Local SEO? Now, Local SEO is where things get a little more down-to-earth. It focuses on getting your business noticed by people in your area — perfect for local shops, restaurants, and service providers. Think of it as your business’s way of saying, “Hey, we’re right here when you need us!”
Goals of Local SEO:
🏠 Show up in “near me” searches for local customers.
📍 Optimize your Google My Business profile to land in the local pack.
📱 Use local content that speaks to the interests and needs of your community.
Key Differences Between Global and Local SEO:
Target Audience:
Global SEO: You’re casting a wide net — multiple countries, and diverse regions.
Local SEO: You’re focused on the folks in your town or city. Keep it local, and you’ll reap the rewards!
Keyword Strategy:
Global SEO: Broad, internationally friendly keywords.
Local SEO: Keywords with a local flavor, like “best pizza in Chicago”.
Geographical Focus:
Global SEO: Worldwide, spanning multiple countries or even continents.
Local SEO: Hyper-focused on a specific region, city, or neighborhood.
Competition:
Global SEO: You’re up against big players with big budgets — think global brands.
Local SEO: It’s more about competing with other local businesses for that top spot in local search results.
Why Go for Global SEO?
🌍 You want to expand your reach internationally and connect with customers in various countries.
👑 Boost your brand visibility on a global scale and become an industry authority worldwide.
📈 Target a broad, diverse audience with endless opportunities to grow your customer base.
Why Choose Local SEO?
🌟 You want to boost visibility in your local area and attract nearby customers who are ready to make a purchase.
đŸ€ Build trust with local clients through consistent info, good reviews, and personal touchpoints.
đŸƒâ€â™‚ïž Capture those high-intent “I need it now” searches from folks in your area looking for quick solutions.
How to Nail Global SEO:
🧐 Research keywords across multiple regions and adapt to local languages.
đŸ› ïž Optimize for international search engines like Baidu (China) or Yandex (Russia).
🌐 Ensure your site is localized with appropriate languages, currencies, and cultural references.
How to Crush Local SEO:
📍Claim and optimize your Google My Business listing with accurate business info and great photos.
📰 Create locally relevant content, like blog posts about community events.
🔄 Keep your NAP (Name, Address, Phone) details consistent across all platforms.
Challenges of Global SEO: Global SEO can get tricky with different languages, cultures, and fierce international competition. Balancing a consistent brand voice while adapting to diverse regions? Not easy!
Challenges of Local SEO: Staying on top of local competition and keeping your information consistent across directories and review platforms can be challenging but worth it!
Tracking SEO Success:
Global SEO:
🔍 Monitor where your traffic is coming from internationally.
đŸ’Ș Check how your site ranks for key terms in different countries.
🌍 Build high-quality backlinks from respected global sources.
Local SEO:
📊 Track your rankings in local search results.
👀 Watch for spikes in local traffic from your targeted area.
⭐ Monitor your reviews and ratings on platforms like Google.
Final Thoughts: Both Global and Local SEO have their unique strengths. The right choice for you depends on your business model, customer base, and goals.
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premarriagedetective · 5 months ago
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Pre-Marriage Investigation: Why It Matters More Than Ever
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Hey there, future brides and grooms! Let's talk about something that might seem a little unromantic at first: pre-marriage investigation. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Background checks? For the person I love? No way!" But hear me out. In today's world of online dating and long-distance love, getting to know your partner—really know them—is more important than ever.
Here at Pre Marriage Detectives, we're not about ruining your fairy tale. We're here to make sure it has the happiest ending possible. Because let's face it, love might be blind, but marriage shouldn't be!
What's the Big Deal? Why Investigate?
Trust is Good, But Clarity is Better
Think of it this way: you wouldn't buy a house without an inspection, right? Marriage is an even bigger investment—of your heart, your future, and yep, your finances too. A little due diligence can go a long way. It's not that you don't trust your partner. It's that you respect your relationship enough to put all cards on the table.
Better Safe Than Sorry
We've all heard those horror stories. The dream partner who turned out to be married already. The doting fiancĂ© with a secret gambling problem. Nobody thinks it'll happen to them—until it does. A pre-marriage investigation is like an insurance policy for your happily ever after. Wouldn't you rather know about any potential bumps in the road before you set off on your lifelong journey together?
What Can a Pre-Marriage Detective Agency Uncover?
Show Me the Money (Problems)
One of the biggest things we look into? Finances. It's not about how much money your partner has. It's about how they handle it. Are there debts you don't know about? A bankruptcy in the past? Getting this all out in the open now can save you a lot of headaches (and heartaches) down the line.
The Legal Lowdown
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Has your sweetheart ever been in trouble with the law? We're not just talking about major crimes here. Even things like multiple speeding tickets or a suspended license can hint at larger issues. A pre-matrimonial investigation can bring these to light, so you can discuss them openly.
The Ex Files
Past relationships can tell us a lot. Maybe there's an ex-spouse you didn't know about. Or child support payments that will affect your future budget. Knowing this stuff isn't about dredging up the past—it's about being fully informed as you plan your future.
Digital Deep Dives: Because Online Isn't Always Fine
Social Media vs. Reality
We all put our best selves forward on Instagram and Facebook. But is your partner's online persona telling the whole story? A good pre-marriage detective agency will look for any red flags, like hidden profiles or concerning interactions.
Catfish Concerns
Sad but true: romance scams are on the rise. If you met your partner online (hey, no shame in that game!), it's extra important to verify that they are who they say they are. Better to check now than to doubt later, right?
It's a Small World After All: International Investigations
Love Without Borders
Marrying someone from another country? How romantic! But it can also be complicated. Documentation, cultural differences, even the possibility of marriage fraud—there's a lot to navigate. That's where a pre-marriage investigation can be a real lifesaver.
Family Matters
In many cultures, you're not just marrying a person; you're joining a family. Understanding family dynamics, expectations, and any obligations your partner might have can help you start your new life together on the right foot.
Awkward But Necessary: Having "The Talk"
How to Bring It Up
Suggesting a background check can feel about as comfortable as a pebble in your shoe. But it doesn't have to be! Try something like: "Hey, I love you and I'm so excited for our future. That's why I think we should both get pre-marriage investigations. Total transparency, you know?" Framing it as a mutual thing can take the sting out.
What If They Find Something?
Deep breath. Finding out something unexpected about your partner doesn't have to mean the end of the road. It's an opportunity for honest communication. Maybe there's a reasonable explanation. Maybe it's something you can work through together. Or maybe it's a deal-breaker—and isn't it better to know that before you say "I do"?
Leave It to the Pros: Why DIY Won't Do
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Google Isn't Everything
Sure, we can all search social media and maybe dig up an old traffic ticket online. But professional investigators have access to way more. Comprehensive databases, court records, international information—stuff you can't just Google.
Keeping It Legal, Keeping It Ethical
There's a right way and a wrong way to do background checks. At Pre Marriage Detectives, we know all the rules. What's okay to look into, what's off-limits, how to protect everyone's privacy—we've got it covered. No creepy stalker vibes here!
The Price of Peace of Mind
Penny-Wise, Pound-Foolish?
I get it. Hiring a pre-marriage detective agency costs money. But you know what's way more expensive? Divorce. Therapy to deal with betrayal. Lawyers to untangle merged finances. When you look at it that way, a pre-marriage investigation is a bargain.
Good Marriages, Happier World
This might sound cheesy, but it's true: when people enter marriage with eyes wide open, it's better for everyone. Kids grow up in more stable homes. Courts aren't clogged with messy divorces. One solid marriage at a time, we're building a society based on honesty and trust. Not bad, right?
Real People, Real Stories
Sarah's Close Call
Sarah was all set to marry her long-distance boyfriend—until a pre-matrimonial investigation revealed he had a wife and kids in another state. Devastating? You bet. But Sarah says she'd rather nurse a broken heart now than shattered trust (and bigamy charges!) later.
Mark and Julie's Happy Ending
When Mark suggested they both get background checks, Julie was hurt at first. But the process actually brought them closer. "Seeing it all laid out, the good and the bad, made me feel like we really knew each other," Julie says. They're now happily married—and big fans of radical honesty.
Crystal Ball Time: The Future of Pre-Marriage Investigation
Tech Meets Trust
As technology evolves, so does the world of background checks. We're talking AI that can spot behavioral patterns, blockchain for super-secure identity verification, real-time data that leaves no stone unturned. The future of pre-marriage investigation is like a really good bouncer: nothing sketchy gets past it.
The New Normal
Here at Pre Marriage Detectives, we have a dream. A world where checking your partner's background is as standard as picking out wedding flowers. Not because we're all suspicious, but because we all value starting marriage on a foundation of total transparency.
Wrapped Up With a (Safety) Bow
Listen, we know romance isn't all spreadsheets and background checks. But we also know that the best love stories are built on trust, honesty, and really knowing each other. A pre-marriage investigation isn't about spoiling the magic. It's about making sure your magic is the real deal.
So before you walk down that aisle, before you say those vows, give yourself the gift of certainty. Because "happily ever after" is way more likely when it starts with clarity.
Here at Pre Marriage Detectives, we're rooting for your love story. We just want to make sure it's not a mystery novel in disguise. Ready to write your next chapter—with no surprises? Give us a call. Let's make sure your forever is built on facts, not just feelings.
After all, they say love is all you need. But we say love and a little investigation make a perfect pair. Happy sleuthing, lovebirds!
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thessalian · 2 months ago
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Thess vs Anticipation
Things I am looking forward to:
D&D tonight (because I always look forward to D&D nights)
Payday Friday (because buying a new - well, refurbished but still - computer kind of fucked with my budget, but that's okay because...)
Silent Hill 2 Remake drops 6th October (because I paid extra for two days early, and new computer means I have the recommended hardware instead of just the basic, and...)
Week off 7-13 October (because just once in my life I was going to take a week off just for a video game, even if it is only 20 or so hours long)
Other, smaller things to look forward to involve things like, since my budget's a bit wonky and I was going to want snacks, I baked yesterday. So now I have brownies and snickerdoodles.
Having to think about the grocery shopping a little further in advance than usual. First off, I want way more emergency calories to hand next month than I had this month. Second, I'm having my mother over to dinner at some point next month (and @noctumsolis at some point, which is even more anticipated joy, because @noctumsolis doesn't live just a few blocks down the way my mother does) and I should see what I can buy in advance and what needs to be straight-up fresh on the day. Also I need to practice that gingerbread cheesecake recipe I found.
And honestly? I need gaming snacks. A version of Silent Hill 2 that I can actually play is an Event. It's an Occasion. You don't understand. I used to watch my last ex play this one. However badly that relationship ended up, I will always remember with fondness the nights we'd curl up on the sofa with him playing creepy games and me helping with the puzzles or asking lore questions at convenient moments or just making the chainsaw noises when James was doing the chainsaw idle animation. I loved the story, I loved the whole thing. I coveted this game so hard, but even before the fibromyalgia, I never got the hang of any controller more advanced than the one for the original Nintendo Entertainment System for a couple of reasons. I tried a PC port someone put together but the controls were janky as fuck. But this one? This one was made for a PC release as well as a PS5 one. It should be fine!
(I may be thinking of the issues that the TLOU PC port had, and consoling myself by remembering that TLOU was a port well after the PS exclusive release, and some of Sony's subsidiaries - namely Guerilla - can manage ports just fine, and whatever Bloober team's problems, "can't manage a working PC version of their games" doesn't seem to be one of them, so it's going to be fiiiiiine.)
So ... yeah. Emergency calories for gaming moments. That's the big thing for October. Cold cuts, corn thins, crisps, nuts, stuff like that. Maybe soup. Well, more ingredients for me to make soup because after my own homemade potato soup, and beef stew with fresh herbs, and all that? Stuff in tins just doesn't do it anymore.
But also all the gummy sweets, because that's just a necessity. Gummy sweets, and cola, and Real Food that I don't have to interrupt what I'm doing too much to have, and yes I am doing the anticipatory thing over this because I am looking so forward to this you have no idea! And I can start it downloading on the 6th without worrying that I'm going to have issues because recommended hardware! Between a couple of new Big Games that require certain hardware specs and the whole "They stop supporting Win10 in about a year" thing, an itty-bitty bit of budgetary stress in the week before payday is a small price to pay for the peace of mind and the anticipation.
Besides, I have snickerdoodles. Nothing can be too badly wrong if I have snickerdoodles.
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creamfilledchurros · 7 months ago
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Essential Baking Equipment for Churros: What You Need to Know
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Imagine biting into a fresh, warm churro. You feel the irresistible crunch and the sweet symphony of cinnamon and sugar. This Spanish treat has won hearts worldwide. Have you ever thought if you have the essential baking equipment for churros in your kitchen? Making the perfect homemade churros is more than just a recipe. It's about having the right churro making supplies. With the correct churro equipment, like the ALDKitchen Churros Machine or the Countertop Churro Maker, you can improve your churro game. Every churro lover needs the best tools for churros in their kit. This ensures each golden rod is as yummy as those from a top churrería. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvWbDumfStI Key Takeaways - Identify the top-rated churro makers that align with your culinary aspirations—aspiring home chefs and seasoned pros alike. - Discover how modern churro makers blend convenience with traditional churro-making techniques. - Understand the significance of having specialized churro making supplies to achieve authentic results. - Learn about the investment-worthy features of professional churro equipment that can elevate your baking experience. - Explore the capabilities and features of various churro tools that cater to different preferences and needs.
Discovering the Best Churro Makers on the Market
Starting your journey to make the perfect homemade churro is exciting. It's crucial to find a churro maker kit that meets your cooking goals. Look for one that is easy to use but also gives professional results. The market offers everything from big commercial machines to small kitchen gadgets, each with unique features. The Quest for the Perfect Homemade Churro Experience Creating golden-brown churros with a crisp outside and soft inside begins with the right tools. Good churro making essentials can make your kitchen feel like a pro bakery. Deciding what you value more, ease of use or the ability to make many at once, will help you pick the best gear. Commercial vs. Countertop Churro Makers: Pros and Cons Deciding on commercial or countertop churro makers? The ALDKitchen Churros Machine is great for making lots of churros and is a favorite among serious churro lovers and businesses. On the other hand, the Counter Top Churro Maker works well in small kitchens and is ideal for making fewer churros. Features Commercial Churro Makers Countertop Churro Makers Capacity Large, suitable for mass production Smaller, best for personal batches Durability Designed for continuous use Perfect for occasional use User-Friendly Requires familiarity with equipment Intuitive and easy to use Space Requirement Demands more kitchen real estate Compact and space-efficient Price Point Higher investment More budget-friendly If you're just starting or already a dessert expert, getting the top churro equipment is key to success. Think about what you need, and let your quest for the perfect churro lead you to the right churro maker for your sweet creations.
Churro Maker Kit for Beginners
Starting your journey into churro making is both fun and yummy. A churro maker kit is your first step to mastering these tasty snacks. It comes with tools, a detailed churro making guide, and many churro recipes. These help spark your creativity in the kitchen. Getting to know the important must-have churro baking tools is key. It makes the whole process smooth and enjoyable. The Complete Churro Making Kit is perfect for beginners. It removes any guesswork by providing a hand-picked collection of tools and instructions. With top-notch utensils and delicious recipes, you're set to succeed from the beginning. Here's what you generally get in a churro maker kit for starters: Component Description Churro Press A manual or automatic press for shaping churro dough to perfection. Nozzle Assortment Interchangeable nozzles allow for various churro shapes and sizes. Dough Recipes Easy-to-follow churro recipes curated for beginners. Cooking Guide Detailed instructions to guide you through the churro making process. Mixing Tools Essential tools for preparing and mixing your churro batter. Frying Instructions Tips and techniques for achieving the golden, crispy exterior of churros. Don't be scared to make churros at home. With a beginner's kit, you get everything you need, making it simple to follow along. It helps with everything from mixing dough to frying. These kits turn making churros into a great cooking adventure. So, grab your new must-have churro baking tools. Start making delicious homemade churros and enjoy their sweet smell in your kitchen!
Churro Accessories for the Perfect Shape and Texture
Entering the homemade churro world needs the right churro accessories. These tools help you get the true texture and design. When you pick essential baking equipment for churros or a churro maker kit, your results depend on these accessories. Necessary Piping Bags for Churro Perfection A piping bag is key in churro making. It helps turn your dough into perfectly shaped treats. With a piping bag, you get to control how the dough comes out. This means you can make uniform churros that everyone loves. Choosing the Right Star Tip for Your Churro Designs The star tip creates churros' famous ridges. These ridges aren't just pretty. They make your churro crunchier. Choose the right star tip to make your churros look and feel the way you want. A smaller star tip makes slim, crunchy churros. But a larger tip gives you a soft, chewy inside. The dough gets bigger in the oil, so pick the right tip size for the perfect texture. - Look for durable, easy-to-clean star tips. - Experiment with different sizes to find your preferred churro thickness. - Consider a variety for thicker or thinner churros, adapting to the occasion. Choosing the right churro accessories lifts the churro making experience. With the correct piping bag and star tip, making perfect churros becomes a joy. Get the right essential baking equipment for churros, and enjoy creating amazing churros every time.
Understanding Churro Machines: Manual and Automatic Differences
When starting your churro journey, knowing about the main tools is key. Churro machines are at the core of making these treats. They come in manual and automatic types. The manual one is for those who love the old ways. You fill, press, and cut the dough by hand. It lets you put your personal touch on each churro. An automatic churro maker, on the other hand, does everything for you. It gives all your churros the same shape and size. This is perfect for busy spots like cafes or street fairs. Choosing between the old-school manual method and the fast automatic way depends on what you prefer and how many churros you want to make. Whether you choose a manual churro machine or an automatic churro maker, both are important for making churros. This churro making guide helps you understand both types. It will help you make the best choice for your cooking goals. Feature Manual Churro Machine Automatic Churro Maker User Involvement High - Hands-on experience Low - Automation handles the process Consistency Varies with the user Uniform shapes and sizes Production Volume Suitable for artisanal batches Ideal for large quantities Time Efficiency Slower; manual operation Faster; continuous production - Assess the volume of churros you intend to produce. - Determine the level of personal touch you wish to incorporate. - Consider the practicality and efficiency needed in your setting. - Research reputable brands that offer durable and reliable machines. - Decide between manual intricacy and automatic precision based on your needs. With this clear guide, you're ready to pick a churro machine that fits your guide. It will also take your cooking skills to exciting new levels.
Stainless Steel Churro Machines for Longevity
When choosing long-lasting churro equipment, the material is key. A stainless steel churro machine is not only durable but also a sign of quality in commercial churro makers. Brands like ALDKitchen lead with their high-quality stainless steel machines. These machines can handle a lot of use and still look and work great. The Benefits of High-Quality Materials in Churro Equipment Stainless steel is the best choice for your churro maker. This material doesn't rust or stain, keeping your place looking clean and professional. Cleaning these machines is easy, giving you more time to make delicious churros. Choosing high-quality materials is a smart investment for your cooking needs.
Must-Have Churro Baking Tools From CreamFilledChurros.com
Step into the churro world with CreamFilledChurros.com. This top site offers everything you need for churro making. It has the best churro baking tools for beginners and experts. With these tools, trying new flavors or classic recipes becomes much easier. To excel in churro making, it's key to have the right tools. Here's a must-have list from CreamFilledChurros.com: - Dough Cutters: Perfect for cutting dough into the classic churro shape. - Piping Bags and Nozzles: They create the traditional churro ridges. - Deep Fryers: They keep the oil at the best temperature for crispy churros. - Dough Mixers: They mix ingredients well for easy piping. These tools simplify churro making and improve quality. They help make churros as tasty as ones from top churrerías. Adding these tools to your kitchen turns it into a churro lover’s paradise. Churro Tool Function Benefit Dough Cutter Cuts and shapes churro dough Precise and uniform churros every time Piping Bag & Nozzle Pipes the dough into hot oil Classic churro ridges for texture and taste Deep Fryer Cooks churros to perfection Consistent cooking and uniform crispness Dough Mixer Mixes the churro dough Smooth, lump-free dough for easy piping Start your churro adventure with CreamFilledChurros.com. It has tons of churro recipes and the essential tools. These resources help you make delicious treats that everyone will love. From beginner to expert, find what you need at CreamFilledChurros.com.
Essential Baking Equipment for Churros
Making amazing churros at home means having the right tools. Each piece of essential baking equipment for churros is crucial for success. You should pick a churro maker or press based on your needs, big or small. The best churro equipment makes the process easier and ensures your churros are perfectly textured and shaped. You will also need piping bags with star tips to get that classic churro look. These tips help create the ridges that make churros crunchy. Plus, a good deep frying setup is key to frying churros at the right temperature. Only the best tools for churros will ensure perfect results. - Measuring cups, to ensure ingredient precision - Mixing bowls, for preparing your dough to the right consistency - Oil thermometer, an indispensable tool for safe frying With the right churro making supplies, you're ready to make amazing churros at home. From mixing the dough, frying, to adding sugar, each step is precise. This guarantees not just delicious churros, but a fun experience that brings joy to everyone who tries them.
Professional Churro Making Guide for Authentic Results
Making professional churros means you aim for that authentic recipe's charm and the unforgettable churro crunch. This guide will help you achieve that goal by focusing on quality ingredients and mastering key techniques. These are essential in the art of making churros. How to Achieve the Classic Churro Crunch Getting that classic churro crunch begins with your dough. But that's not all. To get that perfect bite, fry your churros until they're golden. A hot, steady oil temperature is crucial. Use a deep-fat fryer or a heavy pot for this. Choose oils like canola or vegetable oil because they don't break down at high temperatures. This helps your churros come out crispy and delicious. Temperature Tips for the Ideal Churro Fry For churros that taste authentic, keep the oil at about 375°F (190°C). Use a candy or deep-fry thermometer to check the temperature. This temperature cooks the churros perfectly, making them crunchy outside and soft inside. When making churros, fry in small batches. This prevents the oil temperature from dropping, ensuring each churro cooks perfectly. Remember, making great churros, whether professionally or at home, relies on a balance of heat, timing, and technique. By following this churro making guide, you'll impress everyone with a taste of Spain's famous treat. Each bite brings the heritage of the authentic churro recipe to life.
The Top Churro Equipment for Gourmet Recipes
Want to make gourmet churro recipes that everyone will remember? Knowing you need the best churro making essentials is just the start. A top-notch churro maker kit is crucial. It gives your churros the right shape and texture. Plus, a high-quality deep fryer will get you that perfect golden crunch. These tools are must-haves for any serious churro maker. Having the best equipment lets you be more creative. With a good churro maker kit and a precise deep fryer, you can try filling your churros with anything. Custards, spicy chocolates, and fruit jams are just the beginning. Quality tools help with intricate gourmet churro recipes that demand extra attention. - A durable, high-capacity churro extruder that handles the dense dough with ease. - A deep fryer with adjustable temperature settings to achieve the perfect fry every time. - Interchangeable nozzles to switch up churro shapes and sizes for every recipe. It's crucial not to overlook how your churros look. The right tools help make each churro look as good as it tastes. They help you stand out in the food world. Equipment Feature Benefit Precision heat control Ensures churros are cooked evenly, avoiding under or over-frying. Custom-shaped nozzles Allows for a variety of churro shapes, from the traditional to the innovative. Heavy-duty construction Promises a long-lasting churro-making experience despite frequent use. Putting money into the best top churro equipment makes the cooking process smoother. It also improves your churros' quality. For gourmet churros, you need gear that delivers consistency. So, for standout churros, always choose quality equipment.
Churro Making Essentials: A Comprehensive Checklist
Embarking on the journey of making churros means having the right tools in your kitchen. Whether you're a seasoned baker or curious for the first time, our churro checklist ensures you have the essential baking equipment for churros. Ready to start? Here's what you'll need for success with churros. From Measuring Cups to Deep Fryers: Every Tool You Need Mastering churro creation starts with precision. It ends with a golden, sugary snack in your hand. But you won't turn dough into deliciousness without the churro making essentials. Here is a foolproof list to boost your churro making skills: - Measuring Cups and Spoons: For exact ingredient portions. - Electric Mixer: To achieve a smooth, consistent dough. - Churro Press: Preferably with interchangeable nozzles for various styles. - Piping Bags: To delicately pipe the dough into hot oil. - Star-Shaped Nozzles: For the churro's quintessential ridged profile. - Deep Fryer or Thick-Bottomed Pot: For accurate and even deep-frying. - Candy/Oil Thermometer : To maintain the perfect frying temperature. - Slotted Spoon or Spider Strainer: To safely remove churros from oil. - Paper Towels: To drain excess oil from fresh churros. - Cinnamon and Sugar Mixture: The classic churro coating. - Serving Platter: To present your treats in style. With this comprehensive churro checklist, you're well-prepared for making churros. This guarantees results that would impress even a Spanish confectioner. The quality of your churros shows your skill and the tools you use. So, gather your equipment and let the magic begin. With the essential baking equipment for churros ready, every batch is a step closer to perfection. Felices horneados!
Linking Churro Equipment with Culinary Creativity
Your equipment does more than make churros; it's a key to creativity. Innovative churro recipes become possible, offering new ways to please the taste buds. Innovating Your Churro Recipes with Advanced Tools Advanced churro equipment brings precision and innovation to your cooking. These tools come with special nozzles. They let you experiment with unique churro flavors and textures. Your cooking moves beyond traditional methods, opening up a world of creative possibilities. Leveraging Equipment for Unique Churro Flavors and Fillings Your culinary journey goes beyond shape and texture with these machines. They make adding creative churro fillings easy. Imagine a churro bursting with vanilla cream or tangy fruit compote. These flavors are made possible by special churro injectors. Blend imagination and skill to make a unique churro that stands out.
How to Choose the Best Tools for Making Churros at Home
Starting to make churros at home is exciting. But first, you need the best tools for churros. Good tools make baking easier and more fun. They help your churros come out great every time. Read the full article
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miscgyan · 9 months ago
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Mastering the Art of Performance Marketing Services: A Comprehensive Guide for Small Businesses
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Performance marketing is not just a buzzword; it's a powerful approach that can catapult your business into the big leagues. Unlike traditional marketing, where you pay for potential results, Performance Marketing Services lets you pay only for actual, tangible outcomes like clicks, leads, or sales. For small businesses with tight budgets and limited resources, this becomes a game-changer, offering efficiency in measuring, optimizing, and scaling efforts in real-time. In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore the essence of performance marketing, its suitability for small businesses, implementation strategies, and the imperative need to make every marketing dollar count.
What is Performance Marketing?
In the expansive world of marketing, performance marketing stands out as a unique approach that centers around measurable outcomes. Diverging from traditional methods, where you pay for an ad with the hope it brings in customers, Performance Marketing Services allows you to pay solely for specific actions. This section details the major types of performance marketing, offering modern businesses a versatile toolkit for success.
Types of Performance Marketing Services:
SEO (Search Engine Optimization)
PPC (Pay-Per-Click)
Affiliate Marketing
Social Media Advertising
Content Marketing
Email Marketing
How It Differs from Traditional Marketing
Traditional marketing often involves shooting in the dark, hoping a billboard or TV ad will catch someone's eye and lead them to your business. Performance marketing, on the other hand, is akin to fishing with a spear, aiming for specific outcomes with trackable and measurable actions. The accountability factor sets it apart, where you pay for actual results rather than the potential for results.
Why Performance Marketing Services is Ideal for Small Businesses:
In the David vs. Goliath scenario of small businesses, performance marketing emerges as a game-changer. This section emphasizes its budget-friendly nature, measurable ROI, and the flexibility to adapt and scale with the growth of your business. The ability to tailor campaigns to fit your budget, combined with real-time tracking and analytics, makes it an invaluable strategy for small enterprises.
Tactical Application of Performance Marketing Services Components:
An actionable breakdown of each performance marketing component guides small businesses on how to smartly apply them for growth. From SEO optimization to social media advertising, this section offers practical tips and metrics to watch for each element, ensuring a strategic and effective approach.
Performance Marketing Strategies:
Highlighting the top five Performance Marketing Services for small businesses, this section provides actionable steps for implementation:
Local SEO
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Any opinion about Catching Fire movie?
Do you like the change of director and the different style of the movies between THG and CF?
unnecessary long answer alert
IMO, CF is a nicely done film. It’s a bit hollywood-ish for me personally, this is why it couldn’t top the first HG movie for me. :)
I don’t know the exact reason why they have changed the director (and if someone does, please let me know, I am so curious about this change). But I do understand that Gary Ross and Francis Lawrence are two completely different people with different approaches to the shots. So no wonder films have completely different flows and structures. I personally okay with both directors, but it’s the way Gary Ross tells the story that makes me like him more. He uses close ups and very ‘’personal’’ (almost intimate) shots which correspond with the first-person narration of the books. He sort of breaks down the whole story into bits that the viewer needs to connect himself, while Francis Lawrence prefers to make big understandable shots packed with a lot of small details. It’s not a bad thing, though. I think it really depends on your personal preferences and the way you perceive information.
And we have to keep in mind that the budget for CF is almost twice as big as the budget for THG. (it’s 78 mil vs ~140 mil). And I think this is where everything good and not so good about this film is mixing up. They had more money to get bigger shots, better VFX, costumes, etc. But at the same time they had to think about the budget returns, marketing, and all that. And you can feel how it just changed the whole approach to the film completely. Once again, understandable.
The opening scene of CF is absolutely beautiful. And I really wish they made the whole movie in this slow, personal style, where we sort of follow a girl with severe ptsd. But I also get the fact that they had to do the ‘action’ stuff, and the action part really had to be entertaining for the viewers that aren’t so invested in the books/HG world itself. The film is meant to be entertaining, after all. I think this is why they sort of dropped ‘the first-person narration’ (if you can say that about the film) and went really really big, and this brought a lottttt of troubles for the director and the crew. They had to stay ‘true to the book’ while making a top-hollywood content for money. This is why CF looks a little bit unbalanced for me.
In the first film, the part before the Games looks quite similar to the part after the Games began. CF, as a film, is cut into two pieces, and that approach didn’t really work for me. I really like the change between aspect ratio when Katniss appears on the arena, though. Neat transition, both literally and figuratively.
Overall CF is a nice movie. One thing I don’t get is why it seems like Francis Lawrence and the crew cannot shoot the nighttime/dark scenes properly. It messes with my head a lot. They have the same problem with similar scenes in MJ1 and MJ2 as well. The films are so, so dark. Literally. Sometimes you can’t see a thing on the screen, and this is what makes the films hard to watch.
Sure, if it’s nighttime in the Arena, it is supposed to be dark. but if we’re talking about moviemaking then it’s reasonable to remember about different types of lightsources for the dark scenes. You cannot shoot in the absence of light, so you have to create the additional lightsources.
This is how the first film solves the same problem, for example:
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they used the backlight/rim light to show the characters in the dark, and indirect bounce light on the faces (so we actually can see them and their reactions).
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In CF, the dark scenes are just
 dark, in most cases. The picture is dimmed to the point where you can’t tell what’s going on or where the characters are.
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This is why the opening shot in CF is so breathtaking, though. Because all of the light and colours and reflections. And I don’t get why they couldn’t work the same way with the nighttime scenes or scenes with little to no light in the arena. The film crew is both talented and professional for sure.
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*cheff's kiss*
oh this got a bit technical but yeah these are my thoughts
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