#sm Fat Thief

[deadbatzz]

og image: @/sweepswoop_ on twitter

[prof-ramses]

Moments from my first post HS hunger games

For those who haven't been here a while (and by "a while", I mean literally the first 2 days since I started regularly posting here), I did a highlight compilation post of moments from my Spooky Month hunger games simulator, and I'm doing it again, just with 36 characters instead of 24

That's some random stuff, but I also have some more specific insanity

First is what happened after Roy died

And after that....

Yeh

And then there's all the shit Garcia did

I'm so glad I used this image because it conjures the funniest mental images for me

And for those wondering how it ended,

[dismissivedestroyer]

Dexter against the thieves dkngkdsjgdn, that is SO funny to me

I'm just imagining the NG ending for Hollow Sorrows now, but instead of Fat Thief saying he got scared by the giant spider, it's that him and Thin Thief "got chased around by a crazy guy in a hazmat suit with a knife"

Also

TT: ...It wasn't a hazmat suit.

FT: It wasn't? But it was yellow and had a big zipper!

And then the two argue over whether Dexter's exterminator outfit qualifies as a hazmat suit until Candy Dealer tells them to can it

FIRST OF ALL, YES. At the beginning of the episode, after Dex scares the thieves shitless and Lila kicks them out, she's all like

L: Dexter, how many times have i told you to not stab people!

D: I wasn't gonna actually stab them!...Not mortally, anyway.

L: How did you even get in?!

D: Oh, that's easy! I just snapped a window lock open, I was way too worried when I saw those guys get into your house :D

And he's like so genuinely happy and wanting to help that Lila just immediately gives up the scolding.

Also, do you think the cult would know of Dexter and his "issues", and be interested in him since they seem to take a liking in having serial killers, arsonists and all kinds of criminals on their side? Since in the Canon timeline they knew Dexter was stuck in the doll but decided not having him around was gonna be easier since he wasn't part of the cult anyway so they just left him there to rot?

[novamation12]

Its me the voice in your brainnnnn yoooouuuu want to draw Tate choking someone out with a Vcr tape so baddddd ooo AHHH

WELL I hope the little voice in my brain doesn’t mind the ink smudges!

[tickledspookily]

Tickletober Day 1: Trap

It seems someone was prepared for their arrival. Serves them right!

[the-spooky-children]

What if in SM 6 the two thieves rob Lila's house again and go into the attic and encounter the giant enemy spider that lives there

[mayisgoingnuts]

Uhhh the thieves? I think that could be interesting

JJD-fying Random Characters (PT 3)

(Ps: Here JJD never attacked them when they robbed the lab)

Okay, so, straight to the point: JJD just wanted to get Thin Thief. There's a few times where she's not that direct and just keeps acting weird around her victim as a warning of what's about to come, either because she's in the hype for it or because she's not able to get them at the moment

Fat Thief already had noticed her personality and tastes before and knows about her reputation, but now he got even MORE curious because,,, why?? And why you talking to my brother aswell??? So he went to talk to her

She never liked him mostly because she thought Oliver (my hc for Fat Thief's name) would be way too emotional just like Radford, buuut he's mainly dumb, and it got her attention,, plus, she also began to grow some interest on him aswell and tried to trick HIM onto getting to get them close to her

Like a good asshole she kept with her tickling stuff but in a "did you know?" way, kinda like Bob, with cool facts and such, plus a few cool things that she has done. Consequently Oliver just assumed that she wasn't that bad, and they ended up being friends

Louis (name hc for Thin Thief) obviously didn't liked it ONE BIT and confronted Oliver, who just defender her and himself saying that she's not THAT bad if you're her friend! And that he could try too!!

He did tried (cough cough pressure) and... well, it was needed for JJD to offer money and help with the robberies (plus plan some of them herself where they're not sneaky so "it'd be fun"), but at some point both of them finally befriended her

She's only their "best friend" because they're like the funniest ones around the town and it's a good entertainment to her, really. If they end up getting boring or she finds someone else, she'll come back to her plan of getting them both before leaving

And yeah she couldn't hold herself, she asks for Oliver to test a few of her inventions for her "as a friendly favor" from time to time (spoiler: they were already tested long ago) just so she won't stay with nothing. She tried with Louis too, but he always refused, at some point she gave up since it'd end up in suspicions. They also began to act more stubborn and "wild" thanks to her, so a "W-We had to leave because it has a huge spider, and..!!" consequently turns into a "It had a HUGE spider! No way we'd get it, it was impossible!"

Did it almost got them in trouble? Definitely.

Taglist: @merwynsartblog @clownazon @dismissivedestroyer

[vampyrtism]

Hello spooky month community . Rarepair upon ye

Basically just the thieves x rick. I think their dynamic would be really silly tee bee atch

[colon-three-spotted]

:3 SPOTTED!!

(submitted by @crossover-enthusiast)

Show Title: Spooky Month

Episode: 2, The Stars (Newgrounds Ending)

Timestamp: 5:54 (5 minutes, 54 seconds)

Original Clip (under cut):

[jjd-is-here-again]

I want to punt JJD into the sun

〞Gotta go to the end of the line fo' that, you'we not the only one! You can t'wy afte' Bobby, Iggy, Sno'ty, those 'andom thieves, CandyBoy, Sunglasses, Hyste'ic, Mustache, Wheezy... 〞

[thegang-ophatzgang]

How many people are on theo's hate list? Can we get the top 10?

“ My list is too big, but if you want the top 10, be my guest. “

“ You ACTUALLY got a list?! “

“ The one in paper I wrote just now. “

“ AND YOU REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE ONE JUST LIKE THAT?? “

[prof-ramses]

You know, I was looking at the Halloween drawing and comparing it to the new one when I had a horrifying realization.

In both images Roy seems uncomfortable with being in a proper costume, but has no issue "making" a generic (and non horror adjacent) costume in Tender Treats.

I tried to figure out why when I remembered that specific costumes, usually with some morbid/horror twist, are sometimes used in roleplay which coupled with Roy's trauma would explain his aversion to traditional Halloween costumes and for the holiday in general, which could be a great parallel between him and the spookies.

(Also the ghost on the right in this year's image is meant to represent Dexter, you can tell by the mis-matchd eyes)

[dexter-erotoph]

ok but i just love the idea of the two thieves being like little goons for bob. like his two idiot helpers. it’s a funny dynamic to think about

[dismissivedestroyer]

SHXIWJFHF I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!! He's so eerie but SO protective, THIS IS SO WELL WRITTEN...

Bonus for the Dexter Lives AU One-Shot (TW for implied Violence):

Two thieves, one fat and the other thin, crept quietly through the house, scouring for anything that looked to be of value. They already had a small bag of items, heaved up over their shoulders, when the fat thief suddenly let out a small shriek.

“Will you shut it?!” the tall thief hissed, turning to his companion, only to see something standing in front of them in the dark. He instantly froze, as the other thief shakily aimed the flashlight at the looming shadow to reveal–

… A normal guy. Granted, he was wearing a yellow jumpsuit and what appeared to be a gas mask, but he was still just. A guy. He seemed rather cheery too, as he introduced himself with a wave. “Hello there! I am Dexter the exterminator!”

“Uh…” The two thieves glanced at one another, and the fat thief returned his wave. “Hi? What are you doing here?”

Dexter’s eyes darted between the two, taking in their appearances. His eyes lingered on the bag full of items, and the thieves could almost see his smile widening under the mask. They grew wary as he began to walk towards him, boots thumping against the ground, as he continued in the same cheery tone, “I kill rats, bats, cats, and everything fast! Unfortunately for the two of you…”

His cheeriness took on a sinister tone, and the two gulped, backing up from him. He stopped just within arm's reach, one of his hands hidden behind his back. “… you two are a bunch of rats, scurrying around in a place where you don’t belong and stealing what’s not yours.”

The two thieves looked at one another, eyes wide, before trying to escape. They didn’t even get to take one step before the exterminator got them, their screams filling the night.

(They’re not dead, just heavily wounded probably.)

[tickledspookily]

Unexpected, but not Unwelcome REDUX

Figured I may as well go back and color this in, since I had the time.

Again, I don’t ship it but I drew it anyway because it’s cute.

[starlightwoofwoof]

GUYS I MADE MORE SM X MLB EDITS RAAAAAAA

(featuring some new guys!!!!! YIPPEE)

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and here are the original screenshots lol