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westcanaan82 · 1 month ago
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The boys came out on top this week, and want to celebrate with you in more ways than one. 🏒 🏆
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Thank you @iclingtolife for being the best teammate and helping the boys to score yet again. 🙌🏻💚
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Compassionate Enemy(Male!Slytherin)
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She shouldn't care. You're a Slytherin and she's a Gryffindor. And yet here she was caring for you after she heard you got a fever after spending too much time in the snow after celebrating a Quidditch win and because of the cold winter air and your wet clothes you, of course, got sick quickly.
As you were lying in bed slowly dying of a fever Hermione ran a hand through your hair. "I swear you're an absolute moron." She mumbled as she continued to run her hand through your H/C locks. "Do you need anything? Tea, food, water, anything at all?" "Death..." You grumble causing her to roll her eyes. "Haha. Real funny," She said before smacking your head and getting a small 'ow' from you. She stood up and walked over to your desk where she put her bag. She pulled out a bottle of water and some Tylenol. "Sit up." She ordered as she at on your bed again. Grumbling you, reluctantly, listen. You rub your eyes and grab the water and pills. You took the pills with a swig of water and let the pills start their magic. Hermione takes the water and places it on your nightstand before sighing. "I swear for having some of the highest marks in our year you are an absolute idiot when it comes to common sense." She scolded as you grumbled even more. Hermione sighed and grabbed your chin making you look at her. "Get some rest. Okay?" "Fine..." You sighed as you lay back down. "...Can you... stay?" You mumbled not meeting her eyes. Hermione looked at you slightly surprised but smiled softly nonetheless. "Of course..." she said softly as she started to rake her hand through your hair."
Just a short story to help get back into the swing of writing
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basiatlu · 6 months ago
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B for Basilisk
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leona-hawthorne · 5 days ago
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heyyy, i’d like to browse for a book? i’m looking for something… blaise zabini. maybe a mix of fluff and smut?like “if you fuck me the way you fuck me up emotionally, i think you’d do a pretty damn good job at it.” and/or him taking your hand and placing it on his chest. “feel this heartbeat? this is the effect you have on me." luv luv luv ur writing and take all the time u need ✌️✌️
YAYYY i've never written for blaise before so thank u sm for requesting this!!! also I got your other request about you wanting opposites attract so don't worry bb 💝
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DEAL?... book browsing
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ミ★ BLAISE ZABINI
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You could already feel the bass thudding in your ribcage as you stepped into the dark, crowded club, the flashing lights casting a haze over the room. Blaise’s arm stayed protectively around you, his touch warm and steady as he guided you through the jostling crowd. As much as you wanted to blend in, to just enjoy this night with him and his friends, you couldn’t help but feel out of place. Blaise, with his effortless calm and air of fun, looked completely in his element, but every minute you spent here made you feel like you were intruding on a world you didn’t belong to.
For a while, you tried to focus on him, on his low chuckle when one of his friends cracked a joke, or the way he seemed so relaxed, his fingers holding yours reassuringly, the scent of his cologne. But the longer you were there, the more the crowded room started to close in around you, the crush of people pressing in on all sides. You tried to shake it off, telling yourself to be cool, to just enjoy the night for Blaise’s sake. But your hand started to clench around the drink he’d handed you, and you caught yourself glancing toward the door, longing for the fresh air.
He caught you looking around, noticing the slight way you stiffened whenever someone bumped into you. “Hey,” he murmured, leaning close so you could hear him. “You alright?” Blaise’s voice was low in your ear, just loud enough for you to hear over the pounding music. He glanced down at you, his eyes soft but with a hint of amusement, as if he could already tell you were nervous.
“Yeah, of course,” you lied, forcing a smile as you took in the crowd of people pressed together, the smell of drinks and smoke hanging heavy in the air. You didn’t want to spoil his night by letting on how out of place you felt, especially since he seemed to be enjoying himself. “Just a bit loud.”
Still, your shoulders tensed every time someone brushed by too close, and you caught yourself clutching his arm a little tighter than you’d intended.
He noticed immediately. “Hey,” he murmured, leaning down a bit so you could hear him better, “we can go if you want.”
Your stomach dropped. “No, really, I’m fine!” you insisted, hating the idea of being a burden. “Your friends are here, and you don’t have to—”
“Y/N,” he cut in, his gaze softening as he raised an eyebrow. “I don’t have to anything. I want to make sure you’re comfortable. If this isn’t your thing, it’s not a big deal.”
You hesitated, trying to shake off the pang of guilt. “I just… I know you have fun here, and I don’t want to be the one who drags you away.”
His expression shifted, something almost unreadable flickering across his face, and he tilted his head with that soft smile that made your heart stutter. “If you’re not having fun,” he said gently, “then I’m not either. Come on, let’s go.”
That was all the assurance you needed. Within minutes, the two of you had slipped out of the club and into the cool night air. As you drove in silence back to his flat, you tried to organize your thoughts, the guilt from earlier bubbling up again as you replayed the night in your mind.
Once you reached the quiet comfort of his living room, the words tumbled out of you in a rush. “I’m so sorry, Blaise,” you said, fiddling with the hem of your sleeve, not meeting his gaze. “I feel like such a buzzkill. That whole scene… it’s just not really my thing. You must get so frustrated with me sometimes.”
Blaise sighed, moving closer until you couldn’t avoid his eyes anymore. “Frustrated?” he repeated, as if the idea was completely foreign. “If you’re not enjoying yourself, then neither am I. It’s that simple.”
You shook your head, laughing softly despite yourself. “I don’t know, you just… you fit there, you know? You’re so relaxed, like nothing ever phases you. Meanwhile, I’m… just standing in the corner like an idiot,” you sighed. “I didn’t mean to be a killjoy, I just–”
“Hey.” He took your hand, drawing it to his chest, pressing it firmly over his heartbeat. “Feel that?” he murmured, his voice soft but steady. “Feel this heartbeat? That’s the effect you have on me. You ground me, even in the middle of all that noise. So, trust me when I say, I don’t care where we are—if you’re there, that’s all that matters.”
For a moment, you could only stare at him, completely taken aback by the warmth and sincerity in his gaze. The steady beat beneath your hand seemed to echo through you, grounding you just as much as he’d said you did for him. In that moment, you realized he wasn’t just saying it to make you feel better. He meant every word.
"Blaise," you whispered, feeling the need to respond, to acknowledge the depth of what he'd just shared. But no words came, because what could you possibly say in return?
Instead, you found yourself leaning in, drawn to him like a magnet. His lips were so close now, tempting you, and you knew if you closed the gap, there would be no going back. Not that you wanted to. 
Your pulse quickened as you leaned in closer, the air between you charged with tension. He waited, giving you space to take the lead, but his eyes never left yours, dark and intense. When you spoke, your voice was barely above a whisper, laced with nerves and something deeper, more primal.
“I still feel bad that you had to leave your friends,” you murmured, biting your lip as you held his gaze. “Maybe... maybe I can make it up to you. Another way.” 
The words hung in the air, heavy with implication. His breath hitched slightly, a flash of desire crossing his features before he schooled them into a neutral mask. But you could see the effect they had on him, the way his pupils dilated, the subtle tightening of his jaw.
“Is that so?” he replied, his voice low and husky.
You nodded, your heart pounding in your chest. There was no turning back now. You reached up, trailing your fingers along his jawline, marveling at the smoothness of his skin. His eyes followed the movement, fixated on your touch.
Before you could second-guess yourself, Blaise leaned in, his breath ghosting over your lips as he whispered, "Don't overthink it." Then, slowly, torturously, he closed the distance between you, his mouth finding yours in a tender kiss that sent sparks racing through your veins.
As you melted into each other, the rest of the world fell away, leaving only the two of you, lost in the heat of the moment. When you finally broke apart, both of you were breathing heavily, gazes locked in a silent understanding.
He stepped closer, backing you up against the wall as he dipped his head to brush his lips along the column of your throat. Each press of his mouth sent shivers cascading down your spine, your pulse fluttering wildly under his tongue.
"Tell me what you want," he breathed against your skin, the command laced with promise. His hands skimmed up your sides, thumbs grazing the underside of your tits as he waited for your answer. Blaise was a patient man, but even he had his limits, and right now, he was close to snapping.
"I..." You swallowed hard, trying to gather your scattered thoughts. What did you want? Anything. Everything. Him. "I want..."
He paused, pulling back enough to meet your eyes, his own darkened with restrained hunger. "What do you want, Y/N?" he prompted again, slower this time, enunciating each syllable. His voice was rough, gravelly, sending tendrils of arousal curling through you.
"I want you," you managed to gasp out, the admission slipping past your lips before you could stop it. Your body was screaming for his touch, begging to be claimed by him. "Please, Blaise."
At your plea, he growled low in his throat, the sound vibrating against your skin as his teeth grazed your collarbone. "Fuck, baby," he muttered, his hands sliding down to cup your ass, squeezing the flesh through your clothes. "You have no idea how badly I want you."
With a swift motion, he lifted you up, wrapping your legs around his waist as he pressed you harder against the wall. The hardness of his erection prodded insistently against your clothed core, making you whimper with need.
Without warning, he carried you down the hall, kicking open the door to his room. He tossed you onto the mattress, the springs creaking under your weight as he loomed over you, his eyes roaming hungrily across your form.
Slowly wantonly, he began to undress, peeling off his shirt to reveal the sculpted planes of his chest and abs. Your mouth went dry at the sight, your gaze tracing every dip and curve of his muscles. Next came his pants, sliding down his hips to pool at his feet, leaving him in just a pair of tight boxer briefs that did little to conceal his straining erection.
You felt your mind go blissfully blank, overwhelmed by the sheer perfection before you. Your tongue darted out to wet your suddenly parched lips, your heart thundering in your chest like a wild animal desperate to break free.
When he crawled over you, his muscular body pressing deliciously against yours, you let out a shaky sigh, arching into the contact. But then reality crashed back in, and a wave of nervousness washed over you. "Wait," you breathed, reaching up to gently grasp his arms. "I... You know I've never done this before."
Your cheeks flushed hot with embarrassment as you admitted your inexperience. "What if I'm bad at it?" The question tumbled out, half-hearted and uncertain.
A slow, wicked grin spread across Blaise's face at your confession, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of amusement and promise. He dipped his head, trailing kisses along your jaw until his lips hovered mere inches from your ear.
"Honestly, baby," he purred, his warm breath fanning across your skin and making you shiver. "If you can fuck me the way way you fuck me up emotionally, I think you'd do a pretty damn good job at it."
His hand slid down your side, fingers dancing teasingly along the hem of your shirt before dipping underneath to caress the soft skin of your stomach. "Don't worry," he continued, his voice dropping an octave as he pressed a lingering kiss to the sensitive spot just below your earlobe. "I'll teach you. You've always been a fast learner.".
A soft gasp escaped your lips at Blaise's words, your body responding instinctively to his touch, your skin tingling where his fingers brushed against you. The notion that he would guide you, teach you, made your heart race with excitement and anticipation.
"You really think so?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper. The vulnerability in your tone was evident, but beneath it lay a spark of determination. If Blaise believed in you, then perhaps you could rise to the challenge.
Emboldened by his reassurance, you reached for the hem of your shirt, hesitating for a moment before slowly lifting it over your head and letting it fall to the side. Your breasts, pert and rounded, rose invitingly, nipples already hardened into tight peaks from the cool air and Blaise's heated gaze.
Blaise's eyes darkened with lust as they roamed over your exposed upper body, drinking in the sight of your perky tits and stiff nipples. He licked his lips, his gaze fixated on the art in front of him.
"So fucking beautiful," he murmured, leaning in to capture the tip between his lips. He suckled gently, swirling his tongue around the sensitive bud while his hand palmed the other breast, thumb circling the nipple.
As he nursed at you, his other hand slid lower, pushing your skirt up around your hips to expose your thighs. His fingers trailed along the smooth skin, edging closer to your panties with each pass until finally, he hooked them with his index finger and tugged the fabric aside.
"We'll take it slow, I promise," he murmured. "I want our first time to be perfect for you."
A sharp intake of breath hitched in your throat as Blaise's mouth closed around your nipple again, sending jolts of pleasure straight to your core. Your back arched involuntarily, pressing your breast further into his warm, wet mouth. The gentle suction and flicks of his tongue had you squirming beneath him, your hands grasping at his hair to hold him close.
As his fingers danced along your inner thigh, pushing your panties to the side, you felt a rush of liquid heat dampen your folds. "Fuck, Blaise..."
"Shh, relax, love," Blaise cooed, releasing your nipple with a pop to trail open-mouthed kisses along your collarbone. He nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply as if savoring your scent.
One long finger glided through your slick folds, collecting the arousal coating your pussy before circling your clit in lazy strokes. You were absolutely drenched, coating his digits with your arousal. "So wet for me already," he purred, the gravelly undertone in his voice sending shivers down your spine. "I want you so badly, Y/N, he confessed roughly, grinding his clothed erection against your hipbone.” Want to feel this pussy squeezing my cock.”
A low moan spilled from your lips as Blaise's finger entered you, stretching and filling you in ways you'd never experienced before. Your walls clenched reflexively around the digit, drawing it deeper as you rocked your hips against his hand.
"Oh god, yes..." you whimpered, the sensation of his thick finger pumping in and out of your tight hole, combined with the relentless circles he drew around your clit, quickly escalating your arousal to dizzying heights.
"I... I need more," you panted, your nails digging into Blaise's shoulders as you tried to urge him on. "Please, Blaise..."
The desperation in your voice seemed to spur him on, and soon a second finger joined the first, scissoring and stretching you even wider. Blaise groaned at the feeling of your hot, velvety walls gripping his fingers like a vice. He added a third digit, pumping them faster as he watched your face contort in ecstasy.
"That's it, baby, let go," he urged, his thumb rubbing firm circles over your throbbing clit. "Come for me."
Your body tensed, back arching off the bed as the coil of pleasure in your belly snapped, sending you hurtling over the edge into blissful oblivion. You cried out Blaise's name, your pussy clamping down on his fingers as wave after wave of intense euphoria crashed over you. He worked you through it, not stopping until the last waves subsided and you collapsed bonelessly against the mattress. Blaise took a moment to admire the flush of satisfaction coloring your cheeks and the way your chest heaved with each ragged breath. 
With deft movements, he divested you of your remaining clothing–your skirt and panties joining your shirt in a pile on the floor. His own boxers followed suit shortly after, revealing his thick, hard length standing proud against his abdomen.
Positioning himself between your splayed thighs, he leaned down to capture your lips in a searing kiss, swallowing your gasp as the blunt head of his cock nudged insistently at your entrance.
But then you placed a hand on his chest, halting his progress. "Wait," you whispered, suddenly looking uncertain. "I'm... I'm nervous."
Blaise cupped your face tenderly, tilting it up to meet his gaze. "Hey, just look at me," he said softly, his warm brown eyes locking onto yours. "There's no 'right' or 'wrong' here, alright? It's just us, just you and me."
He brushed a stray lock of hair from your forehead, his touch soothing and reassuring. "We've got all the time in the world, love. We can stop whenever you want, okay?"
Leaning in, he pressed a gentle kiss to your lips, pouring all his affection and understanding into the tender contact. "I want this to be special for you, Y/N. More than anything. So we take it at your pace, deal?"
Your heart swelled with emotion at Blaise's words, the sincerity in his voice and the tenderness of his touch easing some of the tension from your body. You nodded slowly, reaching up to caress his cheek.
"Okay," you murmured, a small smile tugging at the corners of your lips. "Deal."
With renewed gentleness, Blaise resumed his position between your thighs, the tip of his cock still nestled against your slick entrance. He looked into your eyes once more, seeking permission and reassurance.
"You ready, sweetheart?" he asked, his voice a low rumble. "I promise I'll take care of you."
At your nod, he pressed forward incrementally, allowing your body to adjust to his size. Inch by inch, he sank into your warmth, his breathing growing heavier as he savored the incredible feeling of finally being inside you.
Once he was fully sheathed, Blaise paused, giving you a moment to acclimate. Then, with exquisite slowness, he began to move, withdrawing until only the head remained inside before sliding back in, setting a leisurely rhythm designed to ease your nerves.
A soft gasp escaped your lips as Blaise's thickness stretched you open, the initial intrusion causing a fleeting pinch of discomfort before gradually giving way to a pleasurable fullness. As he began to move, you wrapped your legs around his waist, ankles locking at the small of his back to draw him in deeper.
Each deliberate thrust sent ripples of sensation coursing through your core, the drag of his cock against your inner walls igniting sparks of pleasure that built with every pass. You arched into him, meeting his slow, sensual pace as you grew accustomed to the intimate connection.
"Mmh... Blaise," you breathed, your hands roaming over his back, nails scraping lightly across his skin. "Feels... amazing."
"That's it, baby," Blaise groaned, his hips rolling in time with yours as he picked up the pace slightly. "Take all of me, love."
He captured your mouth in a deep, passionate kiss, his tongue twining with yours as he lost himself in the intoxicating taste and feel of you. Each thrust now carried a bit more force, but still with that same meticulous care, ensuring you were thoroughly pleasured rather than simply ravaged.
As he continued to move within you, Blaise broke the kiss to trail his lips along your jawline, nipping and sucking at the sensitive flesh there. "You're so fucking perfect, Y/N," he rasped, his breath hot against your ear. "Never felt anything like this before."
Your moans mingled with Blaise's, the sound of your combined passion filling the room as he drove you higher with each powerful thrust. The new pace had you clinging to him tighter, your nails digging into his back as you sought greater friction, more of that incredible pressure building inside you.
When Blaise's teeth grazed your earlobe, you shuddered, a sharp cry escaping your throat. "Blaise..." you whimpered, your hips bucking wildly to meet his now. "Don't stop, please..."
The intensity of your emotions overwhelmed you, and you found yourself teetering on the brink of another climax, the pleasure coiling tighter and tighter within your core. "I'm close again," you panted, your voice strained with need. 
Blaise's grip on your hips tightened, his fingers digging into your flesh as he pounded into you with increasing urgency. "Come on, baby," he urged, his voice a husky growl. "Come on my cock."
He reached down to circle your clit with his thumb, applying just the right amount of pressure to send you hurtling over the edge. As your orgasm crashed through you, Blaise buried his face in the crook of your neck, muffling his own shout of climax.
Your entire being seemed to fracture apart, shattering into a million brilliant pieces as the most intense orgasm of your life ripped through you. You clung to Blaise desperately, sobbing out his name as the waves of bliss threatened to drown you completely.
In the aftermath, you relaxed back into the soft sheets, utterly spent and sated beyond measure. Blaise rolled to the side, taking you with him so that you lay draped across his chest, both of you struggling to catch your breath.
After several long moments, you lifted your head to gaze up at him, a dreamy smile curving your lips. 
Blaise chuckled, his warm brown eyes crinkling at the corners as he gazed down at you adoringly. "See? That was so much more fun than being at the club with my friends," he said, his voice tinged with satisfaction. "Definitely the better choice tonight."
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sapphira-mydnyte · 3 months ago
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Slytherin Spice: Sins of Sebinis
WARNING: 18+ Only! Headphones Mandatory!!
Sebastian's heart is lit on fire when he sees Ominis in his favorite outfit & the proud heir doesn't hold back on how much he enjoys toying with his house's best duelist. Ominis has Sebastian begging for it like the puppy he is for his master. ♥
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reggiekinnie2 · 4 months ago
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Pete Davidson is literally just Barty Crouch Jr variant
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I mean, like, look at this man! Barty Crouch in the flesh!
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hotcinnam0nspicy · 1 year ago
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Let's start off Sexy Snake Saturday with everyone's favorite snake, Sebastian Sallow 🐍
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allanodyne · 25 days ago
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the stars at night they got me this far
by AllanOdyne
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westcanaan82 · 29 days ago
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🍁 The leaves weren’t the only thing falling this week as we spent a little time picking pumpkins with the boys. 🧡🎃
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Thank you to the gourd-geous @iclingtolife for carving out the time to help make this weeks theme go by without a hitch and for adding on to our bonus boy of the week roster by bringing Garreth along for the ride 💚
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nyxstherapy · 1 year ago
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james: regulus hates me, he's always so mean to me, there's no way that he'd have feelings for me *meanwhile regulus in his dorm talking about james* reg: he smiled at me for 4 seconds, 4 divided by 2 is 2 and 2 is a couple which means that he wants to be a couple and then i saw him writing a letter to his parents in the library sooo he wants to introduce me to his parents dorcas: evan: barty: ...reg, you’re not even dating reg: not yet, but when he smiled at me two day ago it was a full moon and full moon means fulfilled love slytherin skittles: pandora: honestly not even i have the power to explain things like that
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niinachan · 2 months ago
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“ I thought love would be softer, sweeter, and kinder. I found out with my first love that those thoughts were just a happy delusion. Falling in love with someone is something much more violent, like having your flesh ripped apart ( … )
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( … ) When his hands touched my skin through my clothes, there was so much tension, like I’d been pierced by needles. I wanted to rip all of these needles out, strip him naked, and sully that purity... ”
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( About Ron Weasley and Blaise Zabini )
Cit. Given Anime
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leona-hawthorne · 6 days ago
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quick question — do y'all prefer the fancast blaise or the one that was in the movies?
i like to make small moodboards for my fics and i recently recieved my first request for a blaise drabble and idk if i should use a picture of the fancast or of louis cordice. I like both so help me out here!!
also i've noticed a lot of people get mad that blaise even has a fancast and i don't understand why? he is a book character at the end of the day, not just a movie character, so it makes sense that he also has a fancast. tons of book characters do, regardless of whether they have an official casting in a live action or not. there's a fancast for pansy too and i don't see people complaining about that 😶
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lcvescountdown · 1 year ago
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jude and cardan would be the slytherin it couple
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sapphira-mydnyte · 27 days ago
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Since Sebastian's storyline was the favorite...
... there's no doubt that Ominis now needs his own.
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a-great-tragedy · 4 months ago
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Sirius was happy for James when he heard he got the boy of his dreams for about two seconds before he remembered that the boy of James’s dreams was his baby brother.
Remus didn’t even try to stop what happened next. It was inevitable
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risetherivermoon · 2 years ago
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Barty: guys
Dorcas: don't, i can smell the trouble off of you, i have to study tonight for OWLS
Evan: go on, you've captured my attention
Dorcas: Evan you agreed to study with–
Evan, with a finger on Dorcas' mouth: shhh, let the man speak
Barty: thank you, Ev
Evan: of course, of course
Regulus: i hope to merlin this doesn't involve the marauders and their pranks
Pandora: i thought you swore not to call them that because it's a childish nickname and you don't associate yourself with people like that?
Regulus: ...
Dorcas: your silence speaks wonders, Reg
Barty: WOULD YOU ALL LET ME SPEAK?!
Pandora: yes, Bee, go on
Barty: thank you, Panda. I have an idea, that involves a party
Regulus: count me out
Dorcas: AGAIN, OWLS
Barty: ONCE OWLS ARE OVER! FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LET ME SPEAK
Evan: KEEP GOING BARTY I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS!
Dorcas, mumbling: bloody gay traitor.
Evan, glaring at her: ...
Barty: okay, but what if we throw a huge ass party AFTER OWLS is over, and we just all get drunk and fucked up. But the idea here, is that we throw the party and invite people from all houses, and then we release the snakes.
Regulus: Bartemius.
Evan: i'm so in
Barty: Evan, i could kiss you sometimes, you know?
Evan: then why dont you? I MEAN UH- YES PARTY, DRUGS, ALCOHOL YES.
Dorcas, shaking her head: bloody hell.
Pandora: you two should definitely kiss
Regulus: Dora, don't encourage them
Barty, blinking in confusion: uh..okay?
*kisses Evan on the lips*
Dorcas: I-
Regulus: this- this is not what i expected to happen today
Pandora: awww, you two are so cute!!
Evan, gaping at the floor: ...
Barty: so, party snakes, good idea, bad idea?
Pandora: can i give them all tiny party hats?
Barty: fuck yeah
Pandora: then i am in
Dorcas: OH FOR FU–
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