#dorcas and regulus are both very over this and pandora is rooting for them

[risetherivermoon]

Barty: guys

Dorcas: don't, i can smell the trouble off of you, i have to study tonight for OWLS

Evan: go on, you've captured my attention

Dorcas: Evan you agreed to study with–

Evan, with a finger on Dorcas' mouth: shhh, let the man speak

Barty: thank you, Ev

Evan: of course, of course

Regulus: i hope to merlin this doesn't involve the marauders and their pranks

Pandora: i thought you swore not to call them that because it's a childish nickname and you don't associate yourself with people like that?

Regulus: ...

Dorcas: your silence speaks wonders, Reg

Barty: WOULD YOU ALL LET ME SPEAK?!

Pandora: yes, Bee, go on

Barty: thank you, Panda. I have an idea, that involves a party

Regulus: count me out

Dorcas: AGAIN, OWLS

Barty: ONCE OWLS ARE OVER! FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LET ME SPEAK

Evan: KEEP GOING BARTY I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS!

Dorcas, mumbling: bloody gay traitor.

Evan, glaring at her: ...

Barty: okay, but what if we throw a huge ass party AFTER OWLS is over, and we just all get drunk and fucked up. But the idea here, is that we throw the party and invite people from all houses, and then we release the snakes.

Regulus: Bartemius.

Evan: i'm so in

Barty: Evan, i could kiss you sometimes, you know?

Evan: then why dont you? I MEAN UH- YES PARTY, DRUGS, ALCOHOL YES.

Dorcas, shaking her head: bloody hell.

Pandora: you two should definitely kiss

Regulus: Dora, don't encourage them

Barty, blinking in confusion: uh..okay?

*kisses Evan on the lips*

Dorcas: I-

Regulus: this- this is not what i expected to happen today

Pandora: awww, you two are so cute!!

Evan, gaping at the floor: ...

Barty: so, party snakes, good idea, bad idea?

Pandora: can i give them all tiny party hats?

Barty: fuck yeah

Pandora: then i am in

Dorcas: OH FOR FU–