#slutty wizard council

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

the slutty wizard council is gone.

we mourn the loss and promise to take onto their responsibilities while they, hopefully, reform. the council will be performing any kind of wizard sex upon request.

keep on slutting, wizards.

[aapasparagoose]

@slutty-wizard-council *knocks on the mystical door of your secret entrance whilst wearing my finest lacy femboy robes and striped thigh highs, carrying a batch of delicious enchanted cookies*

wicked desires and magical fires?

[wizard-island-trading-co]

They hit the Slutty Wizard Council!

@the-necrobotanist discovered the account is unavailable, but I'm putting it here for more visibility because it was a note on a long post

[slutty-wizard-council]

Applications are open for the slutty wizard council!

Reblog this with your wizard title, why you think you should be in the slutty wizard council, and a word you like (might or might not be a safeword and we like to keep people guessing)

Or, since really the thing we're the most adamant about is consent, if you want to join, you're part of us. You can claim to be in our ranks, no matter what, privately or publicly, because we allow you and what matters is that both parties want and allow it.

[carnivalwizard]

Do you have any information on the Summon Tentacles spell? I am researching it for the @slutty-wizard-council.

Ohohohoo I have quite a lot of... ahem..... experience with that particular spell. It's a tricky one to perfect, but can easily be tweaked for..... preference.

One thing new casters always get tripped up on is where they're summoning the tentacles from. Too many novice wizards cast Summon Tentacles and end up with an average sized octopus as a new pet. What you really want to do is summon them from the Realm of Knowledge. Hermaeus Mora has plenty of tentacles to spare, and is always willing to.... help out. He usually doesn't even notice, in all honesty. But you might get an eye or two watching you if he does. Depends if you're into that sorta thing.

[flirtyambiguouswizard]

Hey uh got a question, are you dominant by chance and if so can you pin me to the wall?

Hey, these are two question!

I consider myself more of huge brat but I don't mind taking the lead from time to time, as for the second question, darling, I will bind your soul to the wall.

there is a small chance I will forget about you and you'll be forced to stay bound to the wall for a while

[slutty-wizard-council]

Hey sluts wizards!

Have you considered that your wizard robes should be see-through? Well how else are your friends and rivals going to see your cute magic panties huh??

[kinjedl]

cassette is the sluttiest of mediums

got it

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[slutty-wizard-council]

I think it's okay if you're weird about it. Wizards can live in congregations and reinforce each other's proclivities, or alone and just spiral into depravity on their own, but either way you know what? It's fine. Well, as long as it's slutty. Read a book sideways? Nope. Read a book sideways with a cursed buttplug of gingerfresh? YUP

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

@slutty-wizard-council from [tumblr].mp4

[good-wizard]

Hey I'm in love with you, you are so amazing and smart and that is the best explanation I have genuinely ever received, this rewards you with one (1) good wizard star.

^he lives in my fantastical salt water tank!

You can cash him in for one favor or you can keep him as a pet! He'll live on any surface or environment, I just found he likes the salt water tank in my tower best, you can give him a name or if you plan on trading him quickly I wouldn't get too attached, you earned this Good Wizard Sea Star by being incredible so give yourself a pat on the back and know you made a Tumblr wizard proud!

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[slutty-wizard-council]

Gotta be honest, some of you are hot. Wanna practice spells later?

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Incredible, absolutely stunning, 10/10 would fuck

[good-wizard]

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!

[slutty-wizard-council]

the first rule of the slutty wizard council is ask first the second rule of the slutty wizard council is be freaky the third rule of the slutty wizard council is that we need to find more rules to get to numbers 34 for internet points and 69 for funny sex number, eventually,

[amethyst-aster]

@slutty-wizard-council @slymewitch @sageisdoingthings @combustion-witch @pepperoni-the-jesterpuppet @the-final-knight-2 @f4y3w00d5 @monsterfucker-research-wizard @aroace-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @shark-wizard @wizard-council-bureaucrat @wheredidmybooksgo

@l1terally-justawizard @lixorloveslicorice @akronus-the-insane @tomas-the-slime and everyone else who I may have forgotten.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY!! We have snacks! Games! Magic! Crystals! Music! A cozy corner! Everything you could possibly want. Come celebrate!!!

(free crystals upon entry)