#I love weirdos

[abitdragonobsessed]

I think they might be a bit fruity for each other

[mostlyghostlyy]

Can you do a Yandere Longlegs story?

I feel like most everything I do tips into the Yandere category. Even the fluff I try to slip at least a little in each lol

I imagine that he is the type of yandere that tends to stay more in the shadows. So more of a stalker than an abrasive love interest. I think he would think of himself as a predator in the hunt, with you being his human prey. The prize of the hunt would be your heart, metaphorically or physically he will never let you love another person for as long as you live. He has marked you. This doesn't mean that his affection doesn't run deeply. It's just a little contorted to fit his view of how you belong to him.

You'll only know he's around if he wants you to know, and oh God, does he want you to know. He gets off on the fear you expel. He loves watching your heaving breasts as you hyperventilate and correctly assume that someone has been in your house and rummaging through your things. The look of terror on your face is far more potent than any aphrodisiac, and he would have to rub one out right there and then.

He, of course, leaves notes in his Cipher, but he also leaves notes on other surfaces. When you're showering, the steam rolls out over the shower curtain, fogging up the mirror and creating the perfect little message board for him to use. He'll step inside, use his fingers to drag a word or two on the mirror, and find a good hiding place to watch your sweet reaction. He would also leave mirror messages with your lipstick too. Just as unsettiling.

He's the type (and we saw it in the movie) to openly walk around your place even if you're home. He doesn't care. He won't get caught unless he wants to. Sneaking around your place, slowly stalking like a cat. He is remarkably quiet when he wants to be. Leaving doors open that you swore were closed. He loves throwing your front door open, leaving you confused as to how it opened. He's constantly taking things from you, especially your panties. Loves to really rub his nose in the crotch and inhale your scent.

He loves watching you while you sleep, standing or kneeling at your bedside, cooing softly as he strokes your hair. Gently brushing at your sleeping face, his thumb softly parting your lips. If you stir at all, he's jumping back towards the exit. He is both terrified and excited at getting caught. (I think he would have a kink for it tbh) I don't think he would go as far as to lay down next to you, he'd provide want that to be a more intimate moment. But Kobble is totally content to take some pictures of you sleeping! He'll hang them up in his workshop and masterbate to them nearly daily.

[robinspinknest]

i love strange people.

not weird, strange.

please eat foods ive never heard of while going on hour long yap sessions about things that obviously don't exist & then show me your collection of dead roaches you've named and cherished for years as your millions of unnecessary, inconvenient accessories jangle louder than the tiny tim playing in the background

unique, uncanny people have my heart

[gourde]

And not as in which one is your personal fave, just choose one. Who speaks to you the most.

[thatcatinthewindow]

Dear world,

Get weirder.

K thnx bye💞

[slutty-wizard-council]

I think it's okay if you're weird about it. Wizards can live in congregations and reinforce each other's proclivities, or alone and just spiral into depravity on their own, but either way you know what? It's fine. Well, as long as it's slutty. Read a book sideways? Nope. Read a book sideways with a cursed buttplug of gingerfresh? YUP

[orange-punch]

best friends - but it's me losing my sanity on discord. part 2.

[missseptember2004]

girls who listen to caroline polachek don’t want you, they want an alien who writes poetry and has pretty eyelashes

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[stankypanky333]

yesterday a man was screaming at the steam and gas show about how mother nature needs to leave us alone and take away the rain and he was wearing a wolf shirt

and then he sung really loud and honestly it was the best part of my day

[nickmarino]

[strawberryfemm]

to you it’s perverted gross sex. to me it’s being creative, working through traumas and baggage, healing my inner child, playing, practicing intense vulnerability, finding even more ways to fall in love with my partner, finding more ways to fall in love with myself, learning confidence & how to ask for what i want, care work, emotional release, relaxing, community building, theater, dance, writing, problem solving, therapy, radical honestly, and so much more. and also it’s gross perverted sex.

[orbis2d]

I love the ASL dynamic of

Portgas D Ace, a son of two people with the will of D/the Pirate King

Monkey D Luffy, Grandons of Marine hero Garp the Fist and Son of the most Wanted Man Alive, Dragon the Revolutionary

And Sabo, a nepobaby, poor by choice and keeping up with the other two by just being a Freak

[flyndragon]

I love the idea of jedi babies with psychometry just.... latching onto random things that have good memories attached and carrying it around like a teddy bear. Like baby Quin found a spatula with a memory of a kid and their parent lovingly making cookies in it and he slept with a dollar store spatula for the next 3 years. Cal found some silverware that a happy group of friends used for all of their special occasions, so his pockets end up full of comfort spoons. and forks. and butter knives.

[emeraldsummers]

Sometimes I remember that the only reason Cas is canonically a weirdo even by angel standards is just because Misha, the first onscreen angel, made the acting choice to portray angels as inhuman and eerie, and then all of the subsequent angel actors just ignored that and portrayed the angels as regular people.

[800db-cloud]

whose dog is this