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Slutty man always spreading his legs, he doesn't have to, but he choses to.
#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men magneto#x-men#erik magnus lehnsherr#x men 97#uncanny x men#max eisenhardt#slutty old man#pardon this old man#he has great style look at him#Ultimate Magneto may not be the best version of him but has a great costume#master of magnetism
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I miss Peepaw Eric's Saucy Nightgown Unironically my favorite look for him.
#serve granddad#magneto#magnus#eric lensherr#x men#x men 97#foxy grandpa#sexy grandpa time#slutty old man
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I think at this point he should just stop wearing clothes all together.
#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#pookie bear#celebrity crush#rock and roll#god i want him so bad#rock n roll#whor3#man tiddies#milk#🤤🍼🐮#he knows what he's doing#gene is a hoe what else is new#take it off#slutty old man#i need him so bad#i need to fuck that old man nasty style#genes number one nastiest fangirl#genes chest
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Equality is in TNG S3E19 when Picard is continuously presenting more cleavage than this one woman he’s working with
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SLVTTY OLD MAN BEAM
I started drawing this last night and decided to finish it. Sorry about the watermark, trying to avoid AI theft cuz AI is fed literally anything as long as its art :/
(this is the dress btw)
#apex legends#apex brainrot#apex#get out of my head#apex shitpost#apex fanart#apex ballistic#ballistic apex legends#august ballistic brinkman#ballistic apex#august brinkman#slutty old man#apex art#apex legends fanart#sketch#my fanart#fanart#august montgomery brinkman#apex legends ballistic#hes my babygirl
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anyone got a photo of fernando with his race suit around his waist?? I pinky promise I need it for completely normal honourable reasons
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Man is almost always a slut and being so slutty. He shouldn't he shamed for it, never shame him for it just love him.
#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men magneto#x-men#erik magnus lehnsherr#uncanny x men#x men 97#max eisenhardt#slutty old man#he's so babygirl
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Shitty little unrelated AU doodles <3
Rambles under cut!
MORE FIDDS LORE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.
He's known in town as "That Nice Old Man" that lives with his son in the cabin near the lake.
What a regular guy, that man. Yup. Old Man Mcgucket. Totally normal, regular old man, haha. Yeah. Him? A cult leader? Ridiculous!
In my perfect world where this AU is an actual fully animated show, the episode when the mystery twins first officially meet Fidds would be called "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" because fuck yeah baby. It sounds cool as FUCK.
When the twins meet Fidds, they somehow found someone with EVEN STRONGER cultist vibes than their grunkle.
"Come closer, kids! I don't bite."
"Tell me, children: How are you feeling? Anything... bad, happen lately? Anything you would like to forget? No? Well, don't hesitate to tell me if there's anything you would like out of your head, anything at all. I would hate for youngens like you to be forced to deal with such... unsavorable memories. Better to have them gone and out of your head. You know what they say: Out of sight, out of mind." *boop*
I'm making him a manipulative conniving little rat with good intentions but utterly ABYSMAL execution (babygirl, you can't just go around deleting people's memories)
Since Fidds is actually the leader of the Society of The Blind Eye, the cult is a lot more organized and covert, and actually do their job pretty well.
Tate knows. He knows his father is hiding something from him, something dangerous, but he can't remember what. He tries to get the twins to stay as far away from his father as possible because, while he's certain his father won't actually hurt them, there is no telling what the kids might be getting involved with.
During the cult fight "episode", Mcgucket would be chasing the kids, Ford, and Bill around, but mostly just for the latter two rather than the children. He would never actually hurt the twins.
"Please, I'm trying to help you, kids! Don't you understand? KNOWING is what cost me my eyes; KNOWING might be what costs you yours, or worse, your life! You can't remember any of this. And I cannot in good conscience let that- that demon stay inside your Great Uncle's head to rot him from inside out like- like some kind of PARASITE."
And then bada bing, baba boom, the twins defeat Fiddleford and his weird cult and they survive with their memory instact and their Grunkles not dead, yipeee!!
Fidds disbands the cult and chucks himself into jail willingly, and casually just becomes the boss of all the other inmates there with his natural old man charms. He gets the Gideon treatment for his ending <3
It's okay, tho because Mabel and the others visit him sometimes just to chat and keep him company.
#DAMN I love making Fidds a slutty slutty old man in my AU... Let him slay!!!!!#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mystery twins#pines twins#mabel pines#dipper pines#society of the blind eye#tate mcgucket#bill cipher#au lore#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw scopophobia
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It’s been pointed out that during the end scene, fourteens waistcoat is completely undone, showing his inner layers - it had been done up by one struggling button before this… because fourteen was hanging on by a thread… now he can let go and open up
#or maybe I’m just reading too much into this slutty old man’s waistcoat#pahahahaha#david tennant#doctor who#fourteenth doctor
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can we get headcanons for gilf!Joel maybe? his slicked back hair in tlou ep3 stirred something in me 🥵🥵🥵
i like the way you think…
Silver Fox ! Joel Miller Headcanons NSFW!!
Traditional old man in every sense of the word, he doesn’t make cheesy comments when you grab a door handle but he does give you a scolding little glare that totally doesn’t light a fire in your panties.
Self conscious about his somewhat saggy skin around his chest, middle, and extremities even after you’ve assured him until you’re blue in the face. You do help him though. Watching how attracted you are to his body even aged as it is definitely strokes his ego.
Has an online refillable prescription for Viagra that gets delivered to his apartment, and when he takes it he becomes an absolute fiend.
Usually without the Viagra he still is able to throughly satisfy you with ages of foreplay and a nice thorough fucking, leaving you both satisfied after one climactic round.
But when he takes Viagra-
You better clear your schedule and invest in a massage gun for your legs afterwards because you are going to be SORE.
I’m talking several positions, screaming until your throat hurts, your pussy feeling raw and used, daylong marathon sex.
Joel doesn’t seem to soften even a fraction until your body is wailing in protest and you can’t feel your thighs anymore.
You don’t think he could possibly have any more left in him until he’s once again emptying his heavy, full balls into your cunt; adding to the previous loads from the past six rounds he’s already shot into your body.
When he’s not fucking you stupid with the assistance of his little blue pills, he’s treating you like the princess you’d expect he would.
Don’t even think about carrying your own groceries, what are you, crazy?
Speaking of groceries…
If you aren’t living together yet best believe he’s on your doorstep every Sunday at 11AM with a truck full of groceries, dropping them off after church let’s out and he’s free to go to the store.
He makes you sit and continue sipping your coffee/tea while he puts them away, simultaneously checking the sell-by dates of everything in your fridge and pantry like a man obsessed.
Like a true old fashioned southern boy, he won’t tell you he’s in love with you. But he will point out the amount of things expired in your house.
“Come on, now. You’re gonna get sick, this is ridiculous-“ As if he hasn’t brought you your favorite brand of cereal and all your preferred snacks. Even all those “Shitty, organic, cardboard crap” things you love.
Never had a good plate of grits? He’s making them meticulously for you the morning after a hookup. “Eat, you need it. That stuff’ll keep you goin’ all day.”
Is all too supportive of your flimsy little sundresses. The gauzy fabric floating around your legs like a visualization of your perfume, nearly beckoning him closer. Even when you’re looking like a good little church girl in your soft, flowy dresses… all he can think about is how easy it would be to bend you over and have his way with you.
Which he does the second he brings you home from his cousin’s cookout in the suburbs.
Did I mention that he got a vasectomy after his divorce? Still, seeing you with his now adult daughter makes him daydream about getting you pregnant.
Which he finds insane… He doesn’t want any more kids, he physically can’t have any more kids… But the only thing he can think about right now is burying his cum in your pussy and keeping you pampered in his house with your belly full of his babies.
That vasectomy won’t stop him from trying his damndest, though. Especially after Sarah (who he had young) has her first baby and he watches you hold the six month old infant for the first time.
This man is a GENTLEMAN in the most old fashioned sense of the word.
Like, I cannot stress that enough.
If you’re an independent person, prepare to be thoroughly pampered.
His old fashioned chivalrous ways may be frustrating sometimes but it really does come from a place of just wanting to show his love.
Like when he insists on driving you everywhere whenever you go places together, or when he always finds a way to move you to the side of his body furthest away from the sidewalk when you walk, or when he automatically picks up your purse when you meet so that he can carry it for you.
But you forget all about those minor annoyances when he bends you over your kitchen table and pounds you into next week, muttering nonsense about how you’re too young for him or how you’re such a dirty girl for wanting him and his old man cock.
You moan his name when he grips both your hips in a tight but loving hold, all too willing to forgive him for his incessant door opening when you’re all dumbed down on his cock, the cock which is now way too hard and blood filled because he definitely popped one of your favorite blue pills a while ago.
But much like the gentleman he is, after he fucks you into a blissed-out stupor, he carries you to the bed and wipes your spent pussy clean, cuddling you into the mattress and running his hands through your hair while you both come down from your highs.
When he does get insecure about the age difference between you, all you can do is kiss his leathery, stubbled cheek and wrap your arms around him… Convincing him with your actions instead of words that his age is only a factor in your attraction to him… And that you love him for what makes him him.
this post got way too long but NONNIE I HOPE I DID YOU JUSTICE!!
#dirty old man joel#slutty old man i love him sm#i wasn’t expecting my joel content to get this much traction but i’m so grateful for all you guys who are also stuck in the daddy issues#my father problems are coming in so hard this week#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller one shot#joel miller imagine#joel miller fic#joel miller x reader#joel miller smut#joel miller tlou#joel tlou#joel miller#joel the last of us
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HELP??????
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there is something so slutty about men wearing waistcoats. oh you aren’t happy with the jacket and the pants? you gotta have the matching vest that shows off your tiny little waist? it’s pathetic and i love you
#number five i’m looking right at you#but also any man. waistcoats are slutty#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua 4#tua edit#tua season four#tua season 3#tua season 1#tua s1#tua s2#tua s3#tua season 2#tua number five#five umbrella academy#old man five#old five
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that's EXACTLY why Aaravos can do whatever he wants. (source, me)
#viravos#aaravos in his slutty pjs#this was supposed to be two comic panels but now it just looks like this#the dragon prince fan art#aaravos#tdp aaravos#tdp fan art#tdp#sarasadeart#elf#elves#tdp viren#viren#lord viren#old man yaoi#alt text
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We were all thinking it
#pokémon spoilers#pokemon sv#pokemon violet#pokémon#Pokémon clavell#clavell#Pokémon Clive#Clive#y’all ever realize how deep this mans V neck is#fuckin slutty old man#/pos /j
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