#slutty babey

[king-of-the-mouseboys]

hmmm feel like being a king’s treasured bard. Showered with gifts of fine jewelry and clothing, treated to fine wines and desserts, all because I’m his beloved little thing, all for his eyes and ears, to share or to keep all to himself.

[quillkiller]

just bought a belly button piercing

[oh-great-authoress]

WHERE IS ALAN RICKMAN’S PERIOD DRAMA SLUTTY SHIRT MOMENT FROM SENSE AND SENSIBILITY 1995??

PERIOD DRAMA + SLUTTY SHIRTS

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright Bridgerton (2020-) created by Chris Van Dusen War & Peace (2016) dir. Tom Harper Poldark (2015-2019) created by Debbie Horsfield Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright Jane Eyre (2011) dir .Cary Joji Fukunaga Peaky Blinders (2013-2022) created by Steven Knight Pride & Prejudice (1995) dir. Simon Langton

[lavenderprose]

The canonical existence or lack thereof for evidence of Stizzy/Steddyhands aside, I do not know WHY anyone would refuse to play in this space. It's so much fun imagining a fucked up little dude who's been 18th century gay married to his best friend/worst nightmare for thirty slutty, slutty years. It's even more fun to imagine that same fucked up little man realizing that not only does he DESPISE his hatehusband's new boytoy/soulmate, but he's also OBSSESSED and possibly in a deep amount of LUST with said golden retriever. He sees Stede handle Ed with all the tender loving affection that they never learned how to give each other and thinks exclusively the thought "That should be ME" and he doesn't even know which of them he's talking about! Have you ever seen a man spiral so hard with Want that he self destructs and brings everything within a ten mile radius down with him? Yes you have. That's Izzy Hands babey.

[swordbisexual]

Love Gale’s slutty little earring and slutty little tiddy tattoo. That’s a bisexual right there babey.

[sleepy-steve]

Steddie sw au. I needs it. For the WIP title game.

🤩🤩🤩🤩

from the wip title game!!

ohoho my little secret project!! my steddie sex worker au!!

i've had this one on the backburner for A While. basically since before i even started posting fic this year. i'm so passionate about this idea but i really want to be able to do it justice so i'm letting it cook.

while i don't have anything solidly written, i have close to 4k in notes. everything from conflicts to soundtracks to various looks the boys will have bc this one is gonna span years of their lives.

basically it's a 90s AU about stripper steve and metal singer eddie who meet right before eddie's band takes off and becomes famous. they have an instant connection but steve is wary of falling for a customer and eddie is travelling a fair bit with the band. they keep meeting on and off between eddie's tours and continue to fall for each other but due to a variety of reasons they can't be together.

unfortunately i don't have a proper snippet for this one, but i do have some silly notes and a very very drafted scene from chapter 1!

eddie comes into the club after his band’s first big show in chicago

eddie is shouting a night for the band and small crew using a healthy chunk of the money they earned from their gig bc holy shit they actually made good money from it and had a sold out venue even! 

eddie is gay but still enjoys going to a strip club, he enjoys the stage shows and finds that strippers always have the most interesting stories to tell, plus he loves to shout for his friends to get dances 

the last thing he expects is a male dancer to grace the stage in a pale yellow lingerie set and platform heels with tanned muscly legs for days, swoopy soft hair, and the cheekiest smile he’s ever seen

it takes literally every ounce of his restraint to not hand over the entire amount the band made that night to that man the second he flashes a smile at eddie, but he does throw a decent stack of cash onto the stage

steve comes around after his stage set to thank eddie for tipping and to hustle his way into some more cash (part of the job babey!!) but actually finds this sweet little punk with big doe eyes, a huge smile, and a slutty little waist to be really super charming and actually fun to talk to

it’s to a point where he’s almost sad that the club is closing, but he won’t complain about the stack of cash he made that night (now he and robin won’t worry about making rent that month at least)

MAYBE the first night eddie is a bit drunk and accidentally asks steve to go out with him, or even worse, to marry him. lmao.

“i’m drunk” the voice croons. the beat kicks in. the spot lights flash on. the dancer’s head flicks back, hair jumping softly, long neck exposed, and holy shit?? that’s a Man. “but right now i’m so in love with you” the song continues. the dancer brings a hand to his face, slowly dragging it down his jaw, his neck, his chest, across a soft yellow lace bra. his body is rolling effortlessly with the sound of the music. the rolls start at his chest, travelling down his toned stomach, down his hips, all the way down to his clear platform heel. “and i don’t wanna think too much about what we should or, shouldn’t do” he takes his extended leg, dragging it underneath his bent leg, turning his body around, pole dragging across the back of his shoulder lazily until he’s facing the pole, back arched, ass sticking out, endlessly long legs stretched. his hips swivel back and forth in turn, and he brings a hand slowly up the pole, wry smile on his face. eddie is fully losing his mind and it’s like 15 sec into the song.

[rlaehrwks]

i was saving it for a rainy day

god why is that our avatar. i. i have no idea how i feel about it.

[millenari]

If you could make one permanent change to a cats replica production what would it be?

You know... kind of a simple answer, but I would want modern productions to include the Alonzo shadowdance again.

I'm honestly not sure where that bit of choreo originated-- I wanted to say US Tour 5 but then I remembered that this video included it and that was a British 90s performance, so I have no clue where or when it came from off the top of my head. And I know people tend to associate the shadowdance with Demlonzo/ give it a romantic context but I like that bit a lot, regardless of what Demeter's relationship with Alonzo looks like.

I really like the ambiguity of it. Is that supposed to be Macavity's shadow, looming over Demeter as she sings about him? Is there no metaphor at hand and that's genuinely supposed to be actual Alonzo? If so, why him? Alonzo is usually cast as a dancer primarily, so it would make sense if they picked him for no other reason than the actor's skill, but it doesn't feel like a coincidence that he's involved in the Macavity fight And is something of a protector And is often the one to directly 'save' Demeter during the fight (by picking her up and carrying her off in the beginning, usually, or by prying Macavity off of her at the end in the bway revival).

idk, there's something about it, romantic or not. That Alonzo may share Demeter's fear, or may feel some kind of responsibility for her, or may be trying to share that vulnerability and anxiety. 'Bearing the burden' together, so to speak.

(It reminds me of how in Midsommar the cultpeople™ would echo dani's crying and screaming as a way to kind of share her pain and make it a community thing. That was kind of predatory at the heart of it bc it was. you know. a cult. but you know what I mean)

I also like that Alonzo is there. I've always kind of got the impression that the boys all leave the stage during this part to search for Macavity-- I don't love the implication there that none of the female cats can apparently fend for themselves and seek Mac out along with the Strong Manly Men™, (You could argue that the grown queens are all hanging back to keep an eye on the kittens and Alonzo's watching Demeter specifically but that's only a step better tbh) but if you are going to go that route it makes sense to leave someone who can defend with the girls.

(Unrelated but for similar reasons I like how in US Tour 5 you can see Pounce and Tumble* backup dancing along with the other girls: listen, if Cassandra apparently can't go out there with the Men™ and look for Macavity, then the babey boys shouldn't be able to either.

*Not actually sure if it was them: It mightve been Pounce/Tumble and Alonzo instead, but there's two boys in the backup and three options, so I'm choosing to believe it was Pounce and Tumble.)

So yes, there's a lot to dig your teeth into with that bit. It also just looks cool, and on top of all of that: I love when male cats mirror female cats, and I also love Alonzo being slutty. 🙏

[graylinesspam]

What I want more than anything out of this live action Star Wars wave is for there to be a live action clone wars show. I want to see the clone wars in live action. With a heavy focus on the clones themselves actually doing stuff.

you might say, but how would they do that? Who would they cast to play the clones? Literally anyone willing to wear clone armor. It's a war zone there's not a lot of occasion to take off their helmets. Who would voice them? Dee bradley baker, you have to record the voice lines in a sound studio anyways just keep the guy that already does it. But what about Temuera Morrison? Cast him as Alpha 17 and let him be one of the few actors to take off his helmet.

"But Hadden christianson is too old. Even de-aged Ewan Mcgregor will look old" do you not experience joy? whimsy? I literally could not care less.

All of the live action episodes should be missing, cut, or new but fitting episodes taking place between the already existing animated episodes. THIS SHOW SHOULD BE THE DEFFINION OF FILLER. Fill me up with more clone wars content babey.

What about continuity? won't that be confusing to rewatch? Dude this is Star Wars not once has release dates ever made sense. We spit in the face on continuity.

I want Ariana Greenblatt being adorable and badass in her Ahsoka fit. I want Haden Christianson to experience the unadulterated feral energy of Clone Wars Anakin. I want approximately 200% more sluttiness out of Ewan's Obi-wan. I want Temuera to get some god damn screen time damn it. I want explosions, starfighter battles, weird sci-fi animals, blaster fights, aliens of multiple races, galactic politics. I WANT NATALIE PORTMAN IN STAR WARS AGAIN.

[blood-mocha-latte]

costume, evergreen, intricate, vintage for the ask game <33

hey arthur how's it going

autumn ask game <3

costume - do you like to dress up for halloween? do you have a go to costume?

i dress up for parties but otherwise don't worry about it lol. go to for work was always the nurse in american werewolf in london and go to out of work was always slutty mouse from mean girls lmaooo

evergreen - do you like christmas trees?

i am literally linda belcher that tree WILL be up as long as possible and i WILL love it like it is one of my children

intricate - what's a subject you have random knowledge about?

i did a lot of research into traumatic brain injuries as part of a study a couple of years ago and that shit STAYED with me ngl. other medical thing would probably be the impacts of ieds on nerve damage and amputations later in life but that's more personal lmfao

vintage - favorite decade?

sixties all the way babey!!

[castametric]

rose lemonade out of the bottle with a curly straw parked backwards on a chair in front of the fan in my slutty work uniform (top button of the polo scandalously unbuttoned). it’s summered time babey

[dapper-lil-arts]

I hope you're living life as sluttily as possible 🥰

you know it babey!!!! wake up slutty go to bed slutty

[princeyparamour]

GREETINGZ SLUTTY TUMBLR‼️ Going 2 actually start using my NSFW account but lemme lay down some rulez first and foremost:

I am a vers and a switch!!! I do both babey and I do it GOOD

I dont expect to get much attention here BUT!!! Im both mommy AND daddy, im whatever u want hot stuff HOHOHEEHEE

I will NEVER be feminine-presenting in a submissive situation so any “good girl”s happening here are gonna be from ME

Proships, zionists, zoophiles, MAPs, all you fuckers stay the hell away from me

Anyway thats all i got rn for the moment BUT I will add 2 the list if I think of any more!!!

[dangermousie]

Awwww. He’s evil AND sweet, a great combo of deliciousness. Also I guess all those years of sluttiness paid off since one kiss and she went from “I never thought of you this way” to “MMMM YES BABEY!”

[brutalage]

Vandal FUCKS, 10/10, no notes, you served.

HOW’S MY PORTRAYAL?  anon or not !

yes , babey , that's meeeeeee !!!! i write the slutty caveman 😏💞 here to SERVE CUNT & then DIE & then revive ! thank you so much !!!

[majorbaby]

before i went and did all of that today i'd been planning to publish some meta abt sex (vs lack of sex) on MASH but for now i'm aghast at the eye-roe-knee of the the impure larry gelbart years narrative* babey that's the point!!! trapper and hawkeye (and henry and ollie and klinger and the whole nursing staff) were sucking and fucking and jizzing buckets all over their class As and the nuclear family babeyyyyy!!!! korea 100 slutty slutty years ago!!!!