#slomps stomp

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Tracklist:

Stardew Valley Overture • Cloud Country • Grandpa's Theme • Settling In • Spring (It's A Big World Outside) • Spring (The Valley Comes Alive) • Spring (Wild Horseradish Jam) • Pelican Town • Flower Dance • Fun Festival • Distant Banjo • A Glimpse Of The Other World (Wizard's Theme) • Summer (Nature's Crescendo) • Summer (The Sun Can Bend An Orange Sky) • Summer (Tropicala) • The Adventure Guild • The Stardrop Saloon • Luau Festival • Dance Of The Moonlight Jellies • Fall (The Smell Of Mushroom) • Fall (Ghost Synth) • Fall (Raven's Descent) • The Library And Museum • Stardew Valley Fair Theme • Festival Game • Spirit's Eve Festival • Winter (Nocturne Of Ice) • Winter (The Wind Can Be Still) • Winter (Ancient) • Winter Festival • A Golden Star Is Born • Country Shop • Night Market • Submarine Theme • Mermaid Song • Calico Desert • Playful • Buttercup Melody • Pleasant Memory (Penny's Theme) • Piano Solo (Elliott's Theme) • Land Of Green and Gold (Leah's Theme) • A Stillness In The Rain (Abigail's Melody) • Starwatcher (Maru's Theme) • A Sad Song (Alex's Theme) • Pickle Jar Rag (Haley's Theme) • Echos (Sebastian's Theme) • Grapefruit Sky (Dr. Harvey's Theme) • Frozen Pizza And Eggs (Shane's Theme) • Song Of Feathers (Emily's Theme) • Dreamscape • Emily's Dance • Alex's Keepsake • Band Practice • Sam's Band (Electronic Version) • Sam's Band (Pop Version) • Sam's Band (Bluegrass Version) • Sam's Band (Heavy Version) • A Dark Corner Of The Past • Music Box Song • Jaunty • Violin Solo • Wedding Celebration • Mines (Crystal Bells) • Mines (A Flicker In The Deep) • Mines (Star Lumpy) • Mines (Icicles) • Mines (Marimba Of Frozen Bones) • Mines (Cloth) • Mines (Visitor To The Unknown) • Mines (The Lava Dwellers) • Mines (Magical Shoes) • Mines (Danger!) • In The Deep Woods • Journey Of The Prairie King (Overworld) • Journey Of The Prairie King (The Outlaw) • Journey Of The Prairie King (Final Boss & Ending) • Load Game • Sun Room (Alone With Relaxing Tea) • Grapefruit Sky (Pasta Primavera Mix) • The Happy Junimo Show Theme • Movie Theater • Crane Game • Wumbus (Movie Theme) • Exploring Our Vibrant World (Movie Theme) • The Zuzu City Express (Movie Theme) • Movie Theater (Closing Time) • JunimoKart (Title Theme) • JunimoKart (The Gem Sea Giant) • JunimoKart (Slomp's Stomp) • JunimoKart (Ghastly Galleon) • JunimoKart (Glowshroom Grotto) • Ginger Island • Professor Snail's Radio • Volcano Mines (Molten Jelly) • Volcano Mines (Forgotten World) • Mystery Of The Caldera • The Gourmand's Cave • Pirate Theme • Leo's Song • Summit Celebration

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[le-bon-pamplemousse]

HOLY SHIT I finally beat junimo kart on progress mode fuck that slomp stomp level FOR REAL

[whimsicalmonstrosity]

Full Revenge For an Empty Trade

There was a procedure for when certain friends of Gamzee's didn't answer texts or calls in a timely manner. It wasn't that Gamzee was a fretting Franny or a nervous Nelly. Gam just had a bad habit of...bad habits and Gamzee put it on himself to help keep an eye on Gam. Not only that, but he had questions he had to ask before he forgot them.

After teleporting to Gam's front door, Gamzee sees a trail of purple from the opened doorway that leads directly into the sea. He quickly steps in, expecting the worst and unfortunately, this time, he sees what he feared. Gam is lying in a pool of black and purple blood, completely still. At first he wants to check on him, but the ones who did this are getting away and fast. He's conflicted and decides to do a quick and sloppy stitch job to at least hold his torso closed. just 10 minutes of work before he gets up and starts sniffing for the culprit. He finds a scent of sea water, old wood, fish, and gold. PIRATES.

The yellow of his eyes shift to orange, and then red as he angrily follows the trail, ripping his shirt off. His wings erupt from his back and he glides across the air over the ocean, eyes scanning the surface for anything. He KNOWS who did this and he just has to-- he spots a pirate ship heading the opposite direction and a growl emits from his throat as he descends. Just as the pirates are about to dock, he hits the deck with his heels. Before any of the crew on deck can act, he brings out one of his swords he never gets to use and starts slicing off limbs and thrusting the sword into throats. Is it really fair for him to kill 3 or 4 for one brother who might just get up again a day later? Leave the morality to someone else, this is business. What good are pirates for anyway? He paints the deck with blood, his wings having retreated back into him. He sniffs around, so angry that he's grinning. "Where's the captain? I JUST WANNA MOTHER FUCKIN' TALK." Another poor crewmate, who hadn't been smart enough to flee with the others once they settled at a port, stood their ground. "Get OFF OUr SHIP, C-Clown!" Their voice shakes as their nerves get the better of them. Gamzee has no remorse or concern and grips the smaller troll by the throat, flinging them off the ship into the water with relative ease. He glowers around the deck, "Now where's the runt running this raggedy run down romp slomp?" Then, he stomps towards the big door at the center of the ship and he snarls, it twisting into an ugly grin as he tries the handle. "OH- locked? WELLLLL SHIIIIIT, however will I--" He scoffs and punches the door in the same place 5 times in until his hand busts through to unlock the door. He sniffs through the new hole in the door and even peeks in. He can smell Gam's blood and the origin of the faint scent he caught near Gam's body. The captain glares at him, bloody spear in hand. She threatens him that she'll send him to his Brother if he doesn't back off. The door is kicked and Gamzee's arm is sliced by the broken wood of the door. Once he loosens himself from it, he doesn't stop the captain from stabbing him in the neck. In fact, he takes it by the handle and slips it in more, proving a point. He uses his still developing power of healing using his voodoos. He slowly heals the wound closed as she abandons the spear for her guns. He doesn't hesitate to bring his wings back out, which startles the pirate. As she tries ascending to the Crow's Nest of the ship, Gamzee flies up, trying and failing to dodge all bullets. He launches at her and knocks her down onto the deck once more, knocking the wind out of her. More insults and gunfire happens before Gamzee gets tired of this game. He keeps teasing her, saying when Gam gets better, they'll LAUGH at what a dumb bitch she was for going after a Gamzee Makara. It falls on mostly deaf ears as she just keeps trying to shoot him. The purpleblood scoops her up and flies to the Crow's Nest, weaving and shaking her to throw off her aim, which just makes her drop her gun. She uses her sword to swing at him and hits him enough to let her go. "ah fuck-" He dodges the sword when she tosses it towards him and watches her fall 80 feet head first onto her deck. Once he figures she's dead, he kneels and scoffs again. "Flimsy fragile motherfuckin' bitches." In his hand goes right through her abdomen, tearing her apart from the inside out. She taunts her corpse as he mangles and rips her into many pieces before finally ripping her head from her body, snapping it from her spine. He pikes it and stabs the sharp end of the spear he used into the board of the deck. "YA CAPTAIN'S MOTHER FUCKIN' DEAD, YO. COME GET THAT MONEY." He's past the point of revenge now, having not only slaughtered her, but humiliated her in the process. Gamzee slaps her cheek before licking up her face to clean her bronze blood off it. Was it an intimidation factor for those watching from the docks? Or was he just feeling a type of way right now? Who knows.

"DON'T FUCK WITH GAMZEE MAKARA CUZ THIS WHAT HAPPENS. think you can take me on? NO. you ain't shit." Gamzee ignores the pictures being taken and flies off, heading right back for Gam's hive, his chest heaving and his hands still covered in bronze blood. He swoops down and runs his hands into the sea water to clean them off a bit as he approaches the shore of the beach. Once back, he runs into the hive and drops to his knees, shaking as he starts putting Gam back together the best he can, seeing he's missing some organs. He hisses to himself as he tries his best using both physical mending tools and his healing voodoos. He continues until his head starts hurting. After a while, Gamzee finishes and frowns, concerned that Gam isn't stirring yet. When he lifts his head to see the mess around, there's another trail of purple and black leading away from Gam and into one of the rooms. He cautiously follows the trail and opens the door, frowning.

Laying there is someone he remembers from visiting the bubbles. Someone he wasn't EVER expecting to see while awake. A horrorterror Gamzee. He sees his leg is severed, yet it doesn't explain just how in the FUCK he was laying unconscious right there in person-- Gamzee glances back over at Gam's body, his ears drooping downward. This...wasn't going to be easy for anyone involved.

[deerlightfulartist]

to anyone who sees this, qustion for you! do you tend to get slomp stomp or gem sea whale and for after the ship do you get glowshroom grotto or red hot rollercoaster?

[latetothegames]

[madebycoffee]

oki junimo kart update: i am somewhat consistently getting to the penultimate level. i had a GREAT run and had 7 or 8 lives and of course... i got glowshroom grotto... it is my new nemesis... i couldn't even get past the first checkpoint because of those dAMN red mushrooms poofing smoke at you i hATE em

[terabyte-teddybear]

daria stimboard as a surprise gift for @horrorsequel (sorry no fancy emoji links this time they’re just under the cut)

https://www.tumblr.com/y2kidcore/673138703588311040/eyeglasses-stims-bc-wtf-why-are-there-like-none

https://www.tumblr.com/stimboardboy/654653817707708416/glasses

https://www.tumblr.com/slomps-stomp/651636397043777536/chocolate-cake-stimboard-for-buttonso-x-x-x-x

https://www.tumblr.com/cheriestim/690434739391348736

https://www.tumblr.com/killerstim/698134027057692672/duck-guy-stimboard

https://www.tumblr.com/gottastim/639190288137633792/ilnp-on-ig

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WIP Game

WIP GAME: Last Line

Rules: post a line from your wip and tag as many people as words in the line

Thank you for tagging me @runawayface, this may be the kick in the butt I needed to get back to writing, LOL... too bad I have to stop to get dressed for work in a couple minutes but I do have this.

ONE mysterious line from chapter 19 of Breathe With Me!

“I think you better come outside, Doc…” Her voice was clipped and her body rigid with tension as she gestured for Harvey to follow her.

Annnnnd... I definitely do not know that many people. I am going to modify this a bit to include artists as well, so.... if y'all want to share either writing or art in progress ((if not just ignore!!)).. um... how about @blackcoffeewrites63, @purpledemoncat, @voyagerlotus, @lonely-in-the-valley @slomps-stomp

[hilltopfarm]

Pierre VS Morris Epic Rap Battle of History

From,

Slomps-stomp

FIRST OF ALL. morris would defeat pierre INSTANTLY. hes just got too much power in that department ;)

i forgot what i was going to say for the second point

[pierres-general-store]

Pierre is best boy I'm glad I found someone with a mutual love of him

-slomps-stomp

GWAAAAAA IM SO SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IN THE ASK BOX

BUT YES!!!!!!!!!

WE UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timmys-and-scribbles]

Julianne equips here feet with gigantic Doctor boots STOMP SLOMP BOIS

Y’all she’s like a size 6 women’s aka size 4 men’s aka his shoe is almost thrEE TIMES HER SIZE. the boot does not fit

[pocketcolors]

folga wooga imoga womp

welcome to my putrid swamp

with eye of newt and lots of slomp

i cast a spell of Oafish Stomp

damaging your precious bones

hear you cry out helpless tones

but it's too late, the spell is cast

this final cry shall be your last

suffer at my magick romp

here inside my fertile swamp

you met your end without much pomp

folga wooga imoga womp

[madebycoffee]

im still playing hours of stardew today, and one of the things i've been doing this save is trying to beat junimo kart in progress mode- and jESuS chrIST the slomp stomp level makes me so nervous i hate it

so i took an extra two days off my weekly pet care jobs and all i've done today is: play stardew valley for 9 hours. close it and take a shower. and now im opening it bacc up.