#slime-canons

[yellowelectroslime]

Can you do headcanons or a fic for Alastor being involved with a single mother? The idea is based on the fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/47489320/chapters/127929073?view_adult=true <- but if you want to do it from before he dies that’s cool

[notes: i love human alastor so im gonna do that :D also im so invested in that series now but its not completed yet FRICK thank u tho]

OK SO LIKE-

Alastor is a GENTLEMAN he will treat all women RIGHT

I think its BASICALLY cannon (not really) that alastor grew up as a mama’s boy with an abusive/bad/absent father right?

He hates the fact that there are some husbands who would LEAVE their wives to take care of a child

THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE disrespectful

Alastor is known for his amazing chivalry, so obviously he would be the one to step up and help you

U worked at the same radio station as an assistant on the sidelines so u and alastor knew each other and were pretty close

He knew that u were dating someone and he knew when u were pregnant

he would be lying if he said he wasnt a little jealous and sad

when he heard that you’re “boyfriend/husband” broke up with you and left you by yourself while u were 7 months pregnant

let me tell you this.

he was FURIOUS

he probably killed the guy and ate him that very night lol

the next day was a day off for both of you so he showed up at your doorstep with a bag of groceries and another bag of your favourite comfort food

your heart MELTED but you wouldn’t let yourself love after what happened with HIM

it took some time for u to open yourself to love again and BOY was it a good idea

Alastor 100% would cook for u 🫶 (cough cough ahaha.)

will take care of u and the child :D and wont let anything bad happen to either of u

overall: 999999/10 dad (he’s loosing the 1 point cuz……. he’s alastor.)

[maybmila]

My favorite androgynous (and overall) MCs for pride month :3c just a Lil treat for myself

[fist-of-vengeance]

john locke is such an absolute nutjob and im obsessed with him. imagine having the world's most horrendous daddy issues and chosing to cope with this by forcibly adopting everyone you meet. even if they already have a father. john saw micheal's dysfunctional relationship with walt and went "okay, my son now." charlie's struggling with addiction? adoption time. oh claire's mad at him? i am her dad now and also im raising aaron. boone? my son. this random hitchhiker? my son. dude is collecting surrogate children like pokemon, and he's not even a good father figure. he frequently causes problems for the people in question. BUT BY GOD HE DOES NOT LET THAT STOP HIM

that cop eddie knew all he needed to do was get in john's car and trauma dump about his shitty father and john would immediately go "okay yeah you're my son now."

ben probably could've manipulated him twice as effectively if he used this strategy, but instead he was too busy projecting his own daddy issues by trying to make john kill his abusive dad like he did. meanwhile john is reliving the cycle getting conned by ben over and over again just like he trusted his father. they're competing in the daddy issues olympics and no one is winning

[codgod]

yippeeee more pride headcanons ^-^ + a lil bit of canon this time with trans flippa and the fact that cc!mariana is demisexual :p

[luxthestrange]

TTIGRAAS Memes #6

Its pretty canon that there be Rimuru and Y/n bodypillows circulating...

Literally everyone works around to make sure you and rimuru dont find out(Yes there 18+ too...what ya expect-)...and whenever they know your patrolling its like that scene in family guy they switch the place over to look normal-

[little-mouse-adventures]

Currently thinking about Artemis's will in the code at the bottom of TLG and how it really kinda shows how strained his relationship with his dad still is. Everyone else gets something they're interested in or that Arty thinks they'd like (sound system for Juliet, frozen chicken for Mulch, ethical investments for his mother, etc) and yet for his father he leaves only bearer bonds, despite Artemis I trying to move away from a money-focused enterprise and lifestyle as of TEC. Not to mention it's Butler who would know how to disengage all the booby traps protecting said bearer bonds, further highlighting the difference in trust & familiarity Artemis has with everyone but his father.

[qtubbo]

It always irks me a bit how people try to pretend that Slime isn’t a bad guy, because to me that’s what makes him the most interesting. He’s not a good person, he’s messed up, he’ll hurt people without thinking, who Slime is as a character is this messed up ball of goop that can’t seem to stick right. He tried to hurt kids, he very intentionally tried to kill kids, he was neglectful and just wasn’t a good dad to Flippa. When Flippa died he pulled Mariana down with him, because when he’s hurting he lashes out brutually and he won’t backdown till he’s a sobbing pile on the floor. The thing that’s the most interesting about it is, that you feel for him, you feel bad, or just know why he’s like this, you understand how he got there, he’s a bad person but one easy to sympathizes with. (Semi-Context after this) It’s not mischaracterization for another character to point out worry about him hurting an egg, because they went through his messed up pile of spite, he’s not the evil but he really isn’t close to good. Charlie the cc is very intentional making characters because he has so much experience, Slime is not meant to be a good guy, but he is meant to be interesting.

[shrimpwizards]

slime time!!! + headcanons (y juevos)

[sneeb-canons]

Soul puts Darrell in ANY game where you can have a pet chicken. Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, Skyrim, he even has a Blaziken named Darrell in Pokemon Ruby!

Headcanon #920

[kagooleo]

july comms batch! thank you so much for the support and your time and patience with me on these, I had a lot of fun working on stuff like this after a long time o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

I'll be reopening slots again but the next batch might be a bit slower due to (hopefully my last) semester coming up soon, 2 slots for chibi, 4 slots for halfbody!

[yellowelectroslime]

Can I get some sick kenma headcanons?? And reader taking care of him? tyy

[notes: OKAYYYYY :DDD]

I imagine he’s always the first person to get sick whenever its flu season

Grouchy boy :C

A very angry cat.

Will complain non-stop to u (he’s the type to immediately stop talking when u cuddle him. So cuddle him. NOW)

He becomes extremely clingy and touch-starved like a cat

Will whine if u walk away 😭😭

Is literally like a cat

When you first walk into his room you can see him cocooned the cutest fluffiest cat-like burrito blanket

HATES eating medicine

Would rather suffer weeks being sick than drink a single SIP of his cough syrup

But obviously you won’t let him suffer so you have to bribe him with lots cuddles <3

Cook for him please :C he loves ur food (even if ur bad at cooking he will still eat all the food you make him :D)

sleeps a lot.

18 hours of the day when he's sick he's sleeping

the other 6 hours he's playing video games

overall: 7/10 when he's sick, he's rlly cute but also kind of annoying BUT ITS WORTH IT

[whirligig-girl]

gee Guz, how come Starfleet lets you have TWO badass Orion Syndicate space-pirate situationships?

[oceanwaves-mp3]

so this is canon right?

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

QSMP artists who draw egg designs that aren't quite the fandom norm, I love you.

QSMP artists who draw the eggs as African, or Afro-Latina, or Arab/Middle Eastern, I love you. QSMP artists who draw Chayanne with 4c hair wound back in braids and dark skin, I love you. QSMP artists who draw Pomme with a dark complexion and a hijab, I love you. QSMP artists who draw Empanada as East/Southeast Asian, or wasian, or a mix between Asian and Latina, I love you. QSMP artists who draw Tilín with white hair, or darker skin, or features that match up with Luzu's a bit more, I love you. QSMP artists who draw the eggs with varying body types and clothing styles and poses, I love you.

I know that your designs might be uncommon, and they might not fit the quote unquote 'fandom norm', but they're so cool to see. Some of my favorite fanart has been with QSMP eggs that don't look like the typically design-and while the typical design is still absolutely lovely, don't feel like you need to conform to it. The eggs have no canon design. They have widely spread fanon ones, but those are only common because we, the fans, made them common. Draw what you'd like, because it's incredible to watch from the sidelines as casual competitive fanart reblogger.

[fruitymina]

bocchi the pink and round thing

[calamitygirl3]

Kinda funny how the octogram has as even a gender ratio as is possible with 8 members

M-3 (Dino, Leon, Dagruel)

F-3 (Millim, Ramiris, Luminous)

Other-2 (Rimuru, Guy Crimson)