#slime me to the moon

[mag-loopy]

He fly

[firep0wder]

The Starry Night, Vincent Van Gogh//Hermitcraft 9: a minute to reflect, Joe Hills//Hermitcraft Season 8 Finale Animation - How Far We've Come, Chrisrin//The Starry Night, Wikipedia page//Hermitcraft VIII 1035 Final Impact, Xisumavoid////Hermitcraft S8: I Joined Hermitcraft! | Episode 1, PearlescentMoon//HermitCraft 8 ep 20 - End Times With Scar!, Joe Hills

[kinokoshoujoart]

awfully sassy for a man with a scythe lodged in his skull aren’t you

[ihearnocomplaints]

I'm a little silly @strawbubbysugar

I hate dresses but

heart emoji x10

[bluefire-stims]

outer space stimboard - not a request

(x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x)

[5seraphim]

@luveclockwork requested: 🏳️‍🌈 + rodya (limbus company)

x x x , x x , x x x , credit me and original gif makers if using my filtered gifs!

[dwtdog]

i don't understand what is going through quackitys mind??? What did they teach him at law school for him to be acting like that?

they're teaching him how to be sleazy as hell 😭 they said hey y'know that character u acted as on the dsmp ? just do that but irl

[https-st4r]

HELLO!!!

Hi! I'm Star:D I go by He/they! I like to write things, uhm, request things you want me to write<33 I write smut, fluff, angst, etc!!

[zombiestims]

frank sinatra stimboard,sanriocore aesthethic with drinks,slime,plushies & soap cutting

Sanriocore Fly me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra Stimboard with soap cutting, slime, and plushies

🩵 . 🌙 . 🩵 | 💫 . 🌕 . 💫 | 🩵 . 🌙 . 🩵

I know I had to change the theme a bit but let me know if you’d like something different with the gifs/gen

[trashland-llamas]

Anime Bingo Pt. 2

[clowningaroundmars]

is pastel goth lowkey comin back this year? 👀

well i already know im gonna have a hot pastel goth fall so i mean lol

[wifiwulf04]

Broken Binaries (DCA SR AU)

Sun hated days like this. Don’t get him wrong, he loved their little ranch out in the Celestial Forest, where they were the caretakers of all the sun and moon slimes of the Far, Far Range, but there were days when he hated being a caretaker. Well, that wasn’t fair to their little Binaries either. He loved them, almost as much as he loved his own twin, but… 

Sun hated having to deal with broken Binaries. He loved them as much as he hated that they were broken, and that there was nothing he nor Moony could do to fix it, except put one of the slimes in their care out of their misery. 

They agreed that they couldn’t give up yet though, not if there was even the slimmest chance they could fix things. Sun watched the furious Solar slam into the reinforced corral walls, their distorted wails muffled but never fully muted. Even without hearing it, he knew that across the ranch, a lonely Lunar quietly cried. 

No, they couldn’t give up on them, not yet.

[ssecond-hand-faith]

Waiting

[moongothic]

You know I've hated porn bots on Tumblr since forever but there's something about the recent surgence of Twitter porn bots that just

Makes my blood boil with disgust and fury in a whole different way

[seven-thewanderer]

LOOK AT MY PFP

SLIME AU?!??

SLIMMMEEEEEEEEEEWE?????

can. . Can I kiss em’ because I’m also a slime cryptid

I'm glad you like the slimes XD But yeah you can kiss em if you wanna, but they're basically the height of half a shin, so idk how you'd work that

(and since I never really shared this but I'll let you see it as a little friend gift, I did redraw them & make another one)

[theminecraftbee]

today i am thinking about the entire mayor of hypixel skyblock incident with technoblade because i still like to imagine, since it happened during one of the big dsmp story gaps, that he was like "oh i'm going to head off for a bit phil don't worry about it" and phil's like "bye mate" and ranboo is like "i wonder what he's doing. probably intense training or something. he's so cool."

meanwhile techno is yelling at an entirely unruly crowd about anarchy and being made mayor while beating up like, it was a weird giant slime if i remember right? and he has a whole "bond of rivals" moment with squidkid, like, they have this whole "there's no one i could trust to have my back more... than you... my most favored enemy" thing going on in that video it's SO funny.

all of this with the world's most absurd numbers outputs because hypixel skyblock is an endgame mmo. just COMICAL levels of firepower. like, everyone is an end-of-series shonen character. this place is like the naruto world was after it had jumped the shark a bit and there was a moon goddess attacking. about like that.

and then he's like. my work here is done. thanks for electing me mayor. i don't see this is contradictory to my anarchy at all btw it's like, a symbolic thing, on account of me beating up the old dictator mayor. and just dips again, presumably to be forever seen as a weird potato-themed legend around those parts.

i like to imagine he gets home and phil is like "hi mate" and techno's like "sorry i had things to handle at home" and ranboo is imagining like, WILD battles and what technoblade's home must even be like. and whatever he's imagining doesn't really compare to "technoblade's home is an end-game mmo no wonder he constantly assumes he's weak here he can only do earlygame levels of damage, forever".

and technoblade, being technoblade, says nothing about being mayor of hypixel now, until like, after the finale or something when squidkid just sort of swings by to ask how they're all doing after that nuke thing, huh. and everyone loses their shit.

and this is one of my favorite stupid technoblade headcanons thank you for coming to my ted talk.