#slime me to the moon

[mag-loopy]

He fly

[firep0wder]

The Starry Night, Vincent Van Gogh//Hermitcraft 9: a minute to reflect, Joe Hills//Hermitcraft Season 8 Finale Animation - How Far We've Come, Chrisrin//The Starry Night, Wikipedia page//Hermitcraft VIII 1035 Final Impact, Xisumavoid////Hermitcraft S8: I Joined Hermitcraft! | Episode 1, PearlescentMoon//HermitCraft 8 ep 20 - End Times With Scar!, Joe Hills

[kinokoshoujoart]

awfully sassy for a man with a scythe lodged in his skull aren’t you

[ihearnocomplaints]

I'm a little silly @strawbubbysugar

I hate dresses but

heart emoji x10

[bluefire-stims]

outer space stimboard - not a request

(x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x)

[5seraphim]

@luveclockwork requested: 🏳️‍🌈 + rodya (limbus company)

x x x , x x , x x x , credit me and original gif makers if using my filtered gifs!

[dwtdog]

i don't understand what is going through quackitys mind??? What did they teach him at law school for him to be acting like that?

they're teaching him how to be sleazy as hell 😭 they said hey y'know that character u acted as on the dsmp ? just do that but irl

[vxmp-loml]

Step out!

"Walking through a never ending kinda darkness. There must be a way out, just a little farther."

Hi! I'm Vxmp:D I go by He/they! I like to write things, uhm, request things you want me to write<33 I write fluff, angst, etc!!

[zombiestims]

frank sinatra stimboard,sanriocore aesthethic with drinks,slime,plushies & soap cutting

Sanriocore Fly me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra Stimboard with soap cutting, slime, and plushies

🩵 . 🌙 . 🩵 | 💫 . 🌕 . 💫 | 🩵 . 🌙 . 🩵

I know I had to change the theme a bit but let me know if you’d like something different with the gifs/gen

[trashland-llamas]

Anime Bingo Pt. 2

[clowningaroundmars]

is pastel goth lowkey comin back this year? 👀

well i already know im gonna have a hot pastel goth fall so i mean lol

[ssecond-hand-faith]

Waiting

[moongothic]

You know I've hated porn bots on Tumblr since forever but there's something about the recent surgence of Twitter porn bots that just

Makes my blood boil with disgust and fury in a whole different way

[seven-thewanderer]

LOOK AT MY PFP

SLIME AU?!??

SLIMMMEEEEEEEEEEWE?????

can. . Can I kiss em’ because I’m also a slime cryptid

I'm glad you like the slimes XD But yeah you can kiss em if you wanna, but they're basically the height of half a shin, so idk how you'd work that

(and since I never really shared this but I'll let you see it as a little friend gift, I did redraw them & make another one)

[monstersholygrail]

Monster Fics

Fics:

Dinner is served (Minotaur × fem!reader)

Just being neighborly (Orc x yandere fem!reader)

Little hatchlings (Dragon x fem!reader)

Tying you up (Yandere Centaur x fem!reader)

Heads or tails? (Dragon x fem!reader)

In the darkness (Shadow Demon x fem!reader)

The venom’s test (Naga bf x fem!reader)

Bite me baby (Werewolf bf x Vampire fem!reader)

A surprise visit (Tentacle Monster x fem!reader)

The mist switch (Male Fairy x Elf fem!reader)

Stuck on the edge (Gorgon bf x fem!reader)

Proper appreciation (Dragon husband x fem!reader)

New city, new life (Various monsters x fem!reader): part1 part2 part3

Requests:

Firefighter centaur (Centaur x gn!reader)

Perfection to me (Monster bf x fem!reader)

Trusting the siren (Siren bf x gn!reader)

Shifting slime (Slime monster gf x fem!reader)

His human (Siren bf x deaf gn!reader)

Scent obsessed (Werewolf bf x fem!reader)

This fire of mine (Dragon bf x Fairy dragon fem!reader)

Gaining balance (Dragon bff x Giant fem!reader)

Wall-fucking Bastien (Gargoyle OC bf x fem!reader)

Surprise monster birthday (Monster bf x gn!reader)

Monster relaxation (Monster bf x gn!reader)

Drunk vampires (Vampire bf x fem!reader)

Monster Harem

Taking you home (Gargoyle x fem!reader)

The lawyers retainer (Faerie x gn!reader)

The witches wolves (Werewolf Pack x fem!reader)

Genie in a bottle (Ghost x fem!reader)

Summoning a himbo (Demon bf x gn!reader)

Like in the movies (Lich/Skeleton bf x gn!reader)

Ask nicely (Monster bf x gn!reader)

Ghostface Roleplay (Tentacle Monster bf x gn!reader)

Blurbs/Imagines:

Kissing your drider (drider x gn!human)

Werewolf/Vampire bf period eating out (Werewolf x Vampire x fem!reader)

Monsters reacting to you getting hurt pt 1

Vampire cockwarming (Vampire x fem!reader)

Full moon but you’re the one chained up (Werewolf bf x fem!reader)

Fourth of July w/ Monster bf (Monster bf x fem!reader)

Teasing the monster under your bed (Tentacle monster x fem!reader)

[Commission] First time having period sex w/ Monster bf (Monster bf x fem!reader)

Cuddles with your Werewolf (Werewolf x fem!reader)

Dominating your monsters (Vampire x Fae x fem!reader)

Down days with your bf (Monster bf x gn!reader)

Slime mixture (Snail Hybrid bf x Slime Monster fem!reader)

Just one drop (Vampire bf x fem!reader)

Monsters being nerds

Taking a walk (Werewolf bf x fem!reader)

Submissive Orc (Orc bf x fem!reader)

Seeing the sunrise (Vampire bf x fem!reader)

Ride with the Orc Professor

In a free use city (monster bosses x gn!reader)

[theminecraftbee]

today i am thinking about the entire mayor of hypixel skyblock incident with technoblade because i still like to imagine, since it happened during one of the big dsmp story gaps, that he was like "oh i'm going to head off for a bit phil don't worry about it" and phil's like "bye mate" and ranboo is like "i wonder what he's doing. probably intense training or something. he's so cool."

meanwhile techno is yelling at an entirely unruly crowd about anarchy and being made mayor while beating up like, it was a weird giant slime if i remember right? and he has a whole "bond of rivals" moment with squidkid, like, they have this whole "there's no one i could trust to have my back more... than you... my most favored enemy" thing going on in that video it's SO funny.

all of this with the world's most absurd numbers outputs because hypixel skyblock is an endgame mmo. just COMICAL levels of firepower. like, everyone is an end-of-series shonen character. this place is like the naruto world was after it had jumped the shark a bit and there was a moon goddess attacking. about like that.

and then he's like. my work here is done. thanks for electing me mayor. i don't see this is contradictory to my anarchy at all btw it's like, a symbolic thing, on account of me beating up the old dictator mayor. and just dips again, presumably to be forever seen as a weird potato-themed legend around those parts.

i like to imagine he gets home and phil is like "hi mate" and techno's like "sorry i had things to handle at home" and ranboo is imagining like, WILD battles and what technoblade's home must even be like. and whatever he's imagining doesn't really compare to "technoblade's home is an end-game mmo no wonder he constantly assumes he's weak here he can only do earlygame levels of damage, forever".

and technoblade, being technoblade, says nothing about being mayor of hypixel now, until like, after the finale or something when squidkid just sort of swings by to ask how they're all doing after that nuke thing, huh. and everyone loses their shit.

and this is one of my favorite stupid technoblade headcanons thank you for coming to my ted talk.