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angel-eyes05 · 10 months ago

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What's In A Name

pairing: roronoa zoro x fem!reader

summary: as a master thief, you pride yourself on never getting caught. that is until you're caught by the straw hats as you try stealing from their ship. unable to turn you in to the authorities just yet, they'll have to make due with storing you on the going merry in the meantime. but, your time in confinement has allowed you to get particularly close to a certain swordsman. how close the two of you get is to be decided though.

warnings/info: nsfw mdni, oral sex (fem receiving), alcohol consumption, drunk/tipsy sex, face riding, my own sex headcanons for zoro are VERY clear here lmao ,takes place in between jaya and skypiea (please pretend theres more time at sea in between those arcs cause this will not work otherwise OK THANKS), this is for the pre-time skip zoro girlies (he's 19 pre-time skip dont come for me), no use of y/n, the first half of this is just cute shenanigans between reader and the straw hats. its a lot of character building stuff but i like it.

word count: 6.3k

notes: HI GUYS IM BACK IVE MADE MY RETURN I FOUND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!! and its the longest fic ive ever written too god damn what a comeback lmao. ok so i started watching one piece and im head over heels in love with this man...but i'm only up to water 7 rn so i only know how to properly write for pre-time skip zoro so thats how this is gonna go. i was looking for zoro/one piece fics to read but theyre literally all established relationship ones which aren't my cup of tea so im doing it myself lmao. also i didnt proofread i got too lazy sorry if some stuff doesnt make sense sorry sorry sorry but im a simple lazy tired girlie lmao enjoy!!

dividers by: @cafekitsune

You didn’t know any of their names.

You had been aboard the Going Merry for about three weeks now, and you still hadn’t learned anyone’s names. Granted, your reason for being there wasn’t to make friends anyway. That wasn’t particularly easy to do, being tied up in some storage closet and all.

Being one of the few residents who actually lived on Jaya had allowed you to pick up a skill or two when it came to stealing. Pirates with big bounties and even bigger treasures left their ships unattended at the docks, leaving you with some perfect quick heists from time to time. Some steals were easier than others. As much as you believed in your talents, most of the time your ability to get out unscathed was based purely on the luck of the draw. It wasn’t an easy life, many recent nights leaving you with more injuries than berries and gold pieces, but it was all you knew having lived here for so long.

After having taken a break from heists for a bit, you finally laid your eyes on a ship worth stealing from. A pirate ship with a goat out in front and seemingly orange trees next to the helm. Most of the ships at the dock had been there for a while, leaving the pirates on board used to your tricks already. Being low on cash was another factor. So, after a bit of planning, you made your way onto the ship.

Earlier, you had found that one of the windows to a cabin had been left open, so you decided to make your entrance through there. You gathered your things and dove into the crystal blue water by the dock. Once you made it to the back of the ship, you took your rope, with your own handmade grappling hook at the end, and swung it to hook on the window sill. Luckily for you, it stuck the landing on the first try. You smirked to yourself and used the hook as leverage to climb up onto the ship. Unfortunately, this seemed to be the ship’s bathroom. Not super ideal. You’d have to venture more out into the ship. But with this came the risk of getting caught. Given your dire circumstances though, it was a risk you were willing to take.

With an attempt to make as little creak as possible, you slightly opened the door into the rest of the interior. Coast was clear so far. Suddenly, a shake rattled throughout the interior. You tumbled onto the floor, pushing open a door due to your unbalance. What the fuck was that, you thought to yourself. It quickly became no matter though, when you noticed the door had opened up to a room with a treasure chest tucked away in the back. Jackpot. You slyly made your way into the room and shut the door behind you.

The room was neatly kept, with bookshelves, a couch, two sleeping hammocks, and a desk with navigation tools on it. There was even a bar. Though temptation pursued at you, you had to stay on task. While making your way over to the chest, you heard different creaks vibrating across the walls of the ship. You prayed to yourself that it was just the wood’s reaction to the waves. As you had predicted, the chest was locked, so you searched your bag for anything that could key the lock.

Time became of the essence quickly as the thuds and creaks on the ship grew louder and louder. Finally, the lock to the chest made a perfect click, as the chest unlocked. You lifted the roof of the chest to find a sight for sore eyes: jewels and gold galore. This was it, you were set. You were so in awe with the vision before you, that you had failed to notice the woman standing behind you. The image you saw in one of the emeralds was a tall figure, with jet-black hair just below her shoulders, and dazzling blue eyes. “Looking for something?” the woman questioned, almost sarcastically. You seemed to have forgotten rule number one of thieving. Remember to lock the door behind you.

Quick on your feet, you whip around to throw a punch in her face, but her reflexes seem to be quicker than yours by the way she catches your fist. You then attempt to kick out her legs. The image you see next shakes you to your core. A hand, seeming to appear out of thin air, attaches itself to your calf. The hand then slowly raises your fear-frozen body into the air, dangling you upside down like a party toy. You attempt to throw more hits at her, all seeming to be in vain though. You kick and scream, like a child throwing a tantrum, in an attempt to get out. The woman looks out into the hallway and signals over another one of her companions. Fuck, this is turning sour fast. Before you can make out any other features of the man, besides his cartoonishly long nose, he uses his slingshot to pelt a rock towards your forehead. Your vision goes black as the rest of the pirates rush into the room.

The rough fibers of the rope tying your wrists together were the first thing you felt as you woke up. This was quickly followed by the underlying nausea from the waves rocking the boat, reminding you why you preferred to stay on land. You attempted to stand up, but your dizziness and the rope tying you to the floor weren’t letting you get very far. Suddenly, the door to whatever room you were in swung open, and the group of 7 pirates living on board entered the room. You slinked yourself along the back wall, attempting to disappear into your skin. You weren’t sure what felt worse: The fear of what they were going to do to you, or the embarrassment that you had been doing this for so long and still got caught.

Nope, definitely the embarrassment.

The man, no boy was a better word to describe him, standing in the middle of them attempted to speak to you before a woman with short orange hair cut him off. “If you think we’re gonna let you get off easily just because we’re also pirates, you’d be sorely mistaken!” she spoke, fiery anger lacing her words. The tall woman from earlier put her hand on her shoulder, calming her down, and walked out towards you. You tried to scoot away as much as you could as she crouched down to your level.

“Listen, we want this to be over as much as you do. We would love nothing more than to get you off our ship and drop you off at the nearest island. But unfortunately for us, that would mean having to find a group of marines to hand you over to, who we aren’t the best of friends with right now. And we can’t drop you back off at Jaya since we’re too far by this point. So, for now, we’ll just have to keep you tied down here if that works out with you.” You began to speak before the woman cut you off. “You don’t have much of a choice in the matter by the way.”

She stood back up and began to exit the room, the other pirates following her except for two. The boy with the straw hat and another man, with striking green hair and three swords lying in a holster on his belt. The boy looked somberly at you as if he was against this whole idea. But the green-haired one just stared at you. As uncomfortable as it made you feel, you couldn’t help staring back into his piercingly soft eyes. “Come on, let’s go,” the green-haired man said to the boy, finally breaking eye contact and turning his back to leave. The boy followed him shortly after. As he closed the door, you had nothing left to focus on except for the itchiness of the rope, the empty stuffiness surrounding the storage room, and your worsening seasickness.

The following weeks had the same routine. Each of the pirates on board took individual shifts watching you during the day when they were just out at sea. The strange reindeer creature would watch you when they were out on islands. The first shift was taken by the tall black-haired woman. She would come in at the break of dawn to make sure you didn’t find some way to escape at night. You two would sit in silence for a little more than two hours, asking and answering some questions before switching spots with the blonde one. His company was strange, with him hitting on you at random points in your conversations, but he always brought you breakfast in the morning. As much as he made you uncomfortable sometimes, you couldn’t deny that his cooking was the best you’d had in years. He’d even let you take a hit off his cigarettes if you ever asked, so his visits had its perks.

The next shift was taken by the orange-haired one. The first thing she would always do when walking into the room was ask you how creepy the blonde one was. The answer varied on the day. Once she warmed up to you, she would bring you tangerines from the trees out on the deck. As the days passed, she eventually explained that the treasure you attempted to steal belonged to her, which you begrudgingly apologized for. On some level, you felt bad. These seemed to be small-time pirates, just trying to get by like you were. The more you learned about each of them, the worse you felt about your actions towards them.

Around lunchtime, the long-nosed one would bring you your meal, cooked again by the blonde man. This member would go into detail about his next invention he was working on in his workshop. You admired his passion and energy towards his craft. His rants and rambles were normally interrupted by the reindeer creature coming in for his shift, causing intense, yet entertaining, arguments to break out between the two of them. The reindeer was the sweetest of all the crew members, always checking in on your health and helping you with your seasickness. He would talk about his home and his experiences there. You developed a pity for the creature. His presence was calming, and you felt as if you could let your guard down around him. That would change as soon as the straw hat boy would come bouncing into the room, scaring both you and the animal. You would soon come to learn the energetic boy was the captain of the ship, which shocked you. But you soon came to understand why. His crew had a massive respect for him, even if he was the root of half their problems.

Being on the ship, you got extremely close to all the pirates. Even the tall woman from before seemed to respect you in some way. You enjoyed all of their company. There was something strange about them though. One morning early in your stay on the ship, you could’ve sworn you’d heard the tall woman say something to the rest of the crew.

“Whatever you do, don’t tell her your name. Your name is your biggest secret.”

You didn’t know any of their names. You had thought you heard some of them speak it to each other in passing conversations, but not enough to remember who was who. You had bonded with them, but if someone put a gun to your head and told you to name your prison guard pirates, you’d be dead in seconds.

Except for one.

Zoro seemed to be his name. He would come in for the last shift. His presence didn’t frighten you, but it slightly intimidated you. His habit of carrying his swords everywhere he went wasn’t helping. He was silent his entire shift, normally dosing off halfway through after spending around an hour sharpening his swords You didn’t even attempt to make conversation with him. You found out his name when the captain would yell for him to get back to his sleeping quarters. “Zoro! Your shift’s done, you can sleep for real now!” he shouted across the hall the first time it happened. Zoro almost bounced up from his sleep and gave you one look before bolting out of the room to catch up to the captain. You could hear the echoes of their bickering from down the hall as you giggled to yourself. At least he didn’t seem to always be that stern.

It seemed crazy to you. His name was the only one you knew, yet you knew the least about him. He had hardly said 5 sentences to you in the three weeks you had been on the boat. His stoicism was one of the things that drew you into him though. Something about his demeanor, how intensely he would sharpen his swords, how his worries seemed to melt away the minute he escaped into a slumber, and how alive he seemed when he was with his crew. It was enticing. You wanted to know more. You attempted asking him questions about himself, but the most you would get were one to two-word answers. The most you got from him was when your seasickness finally got to you, causing you to puke up the dinner the blonde one made for you. “Woah, are you okay?” he asked concernedly, shooting up from his seat. When your only response was a cough and more puke, he ran out of the room to go get the reindeer. One thing he failed to do was close the door behind him.

You speculated your options. You had no idea where you were. You could be out in the middle of the ocean. Or you could be right about to dock at land. If you managed to scrape yourself about the ever-loosening rope and sneak out, you’d be free. You’d never have to worry about these pirates again.

At this point though, did you want to?

You took too long to decide, the reindeer rushing into the room with his medical kit, the blonde one short behind him. As the reindeer gave you a dose of medicine and cleaned up your mess and the blonde one held your hand and consoled you, your attention stayed by the doorframe. Zoro leaned against the wood, watching the work from afar. What shocked you most of all was his face. For a man who seemed so disinterested in you and your existence, his brows were furrowed, his cheeks had a light pink stain on them, and a slight frown invaded his face. He was concerned. Maybe even a little nervous. But why? He’d never shown any sort of emotion towards you before other than sleepiness. Once the reindeer and the blonde one left, he continued with his shift. You noticed something though. He sat closer to you than he normally did.

You couldn’t tell, but you were blushing the rest of his shift.

Once he left, you sat in silence, thoughts racing through your mind, until you finally fell asleep.

You noticed a change in his behavior in the next few days. When you would ask him a question, he would respond now. And with more than just a “yes” or “no” too. He had more energy around you and wouldn’t spend his whole shift asleep. He would even let out a chuckle now and then. You didn’t know what you had done differently to get him like this, but you liked him like this. He was sweeter than he let on.

Something had changed in you too though. On the occasions, you would catch yourself looking over his appearance. The more you observed, the more you realized how handsome he was. His clear, warm skin, his hypnotic eyes, his striking hair. You caught his appearance giving you butterflies when he would walk into your storage room. Your heart skipping a beat when he would give you even the smallest smile. You would stare even more when he would nap during his shift. Noticing certain things. The way his breath would hitch sometimes. How he always slept with his mouth open and would wake himself up sometimes with his dry mouth coughs. How his chest rose and fell with his soft breaths. How fighting with a sword in his mouth probably made his tongue stronger than other men you’ve met. You felt weird about it sometimes. Almost like some freakish stalker. But you would feel better about yourself whenever you would catch him staring at you out of the corner of your eye.

As time went on, the crew began to give you some more freedom. The tall woman began leaving some of her archeology books in the storage room to keep you entertained. The orange-haired one would show you all her marked-up maps. The long-nosed one would even let you out of the rope to test his inventions from time to time. With the door locked of course. And then, the big display came. One day, during everyone’s shift, they told you their names. The blonde one was Sanji. The orange-haired one was Nami. The reindeer was Chopper. The long-nosed one was Usopp. Their captain was Luffy. And the tall woman, who initiated your imprisonment, was Robin. It was a small gesture, but it meant the world to you. With each passing shift, you grew more excited for the next. To learn the next pirate’s name, and with that, their story. Until the last shift of the day came. And you realized.

You already knew his name.

“My name’s Zoro,” he said quietly. “I know,” you replied, bluntly.

Something felt different about this shift. You didn’t feel the same excitement you normally felt when seeing him. Without your connection to him before, his being the only name you knew, something about him just didn’t excite you as much. Now he noticed your behavior change. “You okay?” he inquired. “Mhm,” you responded in monotony. The rest of his time there was spent in silence.

You felt bad about what you were doing. This wasn’t his fault. Yet you were acting like this. It was almost as if the two of you swapped places. He was now the one trying to dig information out of you. And you gave him nothing more than blank faces and empty words. You wished you could figure out why you were acting like this, but you had no clue.

Today though, the crew was going to take an extra step towards including you. Throughout your time on the Going Merry, you had only left your little storage room prison a few times. To go to the bathroom and visit the kitchen on special occasions. But you hadn’t seen the sun in weeks. After proving to the crew you had changed, they planned a little surprise for you.

Robin woke you up earlier than usual. “Is everything ok?” you asked, still half asleep. Robin just smiled at you. “Come on, get up.” You looked at her confused, as she walked over to your restraints, untying you from the hook keeping the rope down. She took you by your restraints and walked you out to the room. The mix of drowsiness and confusion left you slightly panicked as you realized she was walking you out to the deck. She opened the door to a still-dark morning.

The rest of the Straw Hats were sitting out on the deck, just conversing and eating an extra early breakfast, courtesy of Sanji. They all turned to you once you and Robin walked out. “What’s going on,” you asked, still very confused. “On Thursdays, we all like to get up early and sit out and watch the sunrise. And we were talking about it, and we felt like you should join us this time,” Nami smiled. She stood up and pranced over to you, mouth slightly agape and speechless, and took you over to sit in between her and Zoro. You turned to Zoro, overwhelmed with emotions.

It had been so long since you felt a part of a community of people. You never exactly fit in with the ruthless bands of pirates coming and going on Jaya. Finally feeling connected to people, especially after you wronged them so horribly, brought you happiness you hadn’t felt in ages.

A singular “I-” was all you could manage to get out, a tear trickling down your cheek. “Just enjoy it. They’ll be at each other’s throats again in a minute,” he joked, getting a soft laugh out of you. He smiled gently, brushing the tear off your cheek. His finger lingered there longer than expected. You blushed. The butterflies were back and you caught yourself staring again.

“What’s that supposed to mean!” Nami interrupted. “Well, it’s true!” Zoro retorted, leaning over you to yell at Nami. The two began arguing as you noticed the sun starting to peak out over the horizon. “Shut up you two, you’re gonna make her miss it!” Usopp and Luffy yelled. They stopped bickering once they also noticed the sky begin to turn orange.

The pinks and oranges mixed together in a beautiful watercolor painting as the sun reflected its image on the ocean. The soft waves bobbed the ship up and down in a calming hypnotic motion, almost putting you back to sleep. The beauty of it all was so serene. Against popular opinion, you always preferred sunrises to sunsets. The representation of a new day beginning. It gave you hope in your most dire situations.

You lifted your head back to see the colors slowly spreading to the rest of the sky. Everyone to your right was in the same headspace you were like they were in some sort of trance. They were all cuddling against each other, Robin holding Chopper in her lap, Luffy and Usopp mimicking each other’s smiles, and Nami resting her head on Sanji’s shoulder. They all seemed so close to each other. Like a little family. Connected. You turned to Zoro to see if he was doing the same as the others, but all you found was his eyes softly gazing into yours, and his hand slowly inching towards yours. The minute he snapped out of it, he sharply turned his head and hand away and cleared his throat. You couldn't help but laugh at his schoolboy behavior. With your ego controlling your actions, you took his hand and slowly intertwined his fingers with yours. You could see a smile float onto his face out of the corner of your eye. You did the same.

The rest of the day was spent out on the deck. The feeling of the sun on your skin for the first time in weeks was euphoric. All you wanted to do was soak it all in. The Straw Hats must have been in a good mood today, because, with some extra convincing, you got them to finally take off your shackles. You spent most of the day sunbathing out on the deck with Nami. She had let you borrow one of your bikinis. You two were slightly different sizes though, so the suit was a little tight on you. You didn’t mind very much. You were just happy to be out of the same clothes you had worn for 3 weeks. Sanji didn’t mind either, ogling both you and Nami and basically worshipping the two of you. “It’s ok, he’ll get over it in a few hours,” Nami consoled. You circled the deck a few times to see if Zoro was anywhere in sight, but you couldn’t seem to find him. He probably went inside to nap away from the heat. Part of you wanted him to get the rest he deserved. The other really wanted him to see you in your outfit.

The day really took a turn when Usopp brought out the liquor from the kitchen. “I was saving that asshole!” Sanji yelled. “Oh come on, this is a special occasion!” Usopp pleaded. With some more convincing, Sanji finally gave in. You and the crew got increasingly drunk throughout the evening, Zoro eventually coming out from wherever he was napping to join the party. You all had even decided to jump into the ocean and swim around for a little bit. All except for Chopper, very sober and very nervous for any incoming sea monsters. He had managed to get you all back onto the ship with some very convincing pleading.

You and Zoro caught each other catching glimpses of one another throughout the rest of the day. Zoro admiring your figure in the swimsuit, and you ogling at the way his damp shirt hugged at his muscles. One by one, as day grew into night, crew members began to pass out on the deck, deciding to sleep outside for the night. You and the other members who wanted to go back into the cabin, Zoro and Robin, made your way back down into the ship. “Make sure you tie her back up. No hard feelings but we can’t be too careful.” Even slightly tipsy, she was still her stern old self. “Yeah whatever whatever, goodnight to you too,” Zoro drunkenly pushed off. You giggled and blushed as he took your hand and led you down the stairs into the cabin. Robin sighed to herself as she watched the two of you scamper off.

You felt your heartbeat get increasingly faster as he led you to your room. For some reason, the air in the hallway got thicker as you got closer. You blamed it on your tipsiness. But your heart slowly sank as you got to the door, realizing you had to say goodbye to Zoro for the day. He opened the door and stumbled into your room, leading you in behind him. He closed the door behind him, hesitating for a moment before going to wrap the rope back around your wrists.

He seems distressed for some reason, breathing heavily and avoiding eye contact. You look down at your hands, as he so gently maneuvers the rope around them. The butterflies begin to well up in your stomach again, the alcohol fueling their ferocity. His hands. So calloused yet so gentle. You can smell the remnants of sake exuding from Zoro’s heavy breaths. You looked back up at him. Were you two always standing this close together? You the butterflies keep rising and rising. You don’t know what to do with yourself. You’re not sure if you should run, kiss him, punch him, but you have to do something before you implode. Until. He stops.

The rope undoes itself in his hands as he freezes. His hands are shaking, his breath is heavy, and his eyes avoid yours like the plague. You were just getting antsy but Zoro seemed in distress. “Hey?” you ask, lowering your hands and dropping the rope to the floor. “Zoro?” You take your hand under his chin and lift his eyes to yours. You might throw up at any second. His eyes are so softly intense.

He brushed his thumb against your cheek, sending chills down your spine. You both want the same thing. Both of you are just too scared to take the chance. “It’s ok. You’re okay,” you reassure him, placing your hand over his heart. His heart, which happens to be underneath his bare chest, him having taken off his wet shirt earlier. His breathing slows, and his eyes move down ever so smoothly from your eyes to your plump lips. You catch yourself doing the same to him, and you inching closer to him. “You’re fine.” Closer. “We’re gonna be…fine.” Your lips barely brush each other. The gentleness of the kiss is calming though, as you notice Zoro’s breath slowing.

You brush again. And again. And again. Lips touching a little more with each meet. Until they fully interlock. The two of you melt into each other as Zoro wanders your back into a wall for support. Your kisses are structured, made to get the most out of each meeting. You’re both ravenous for each other, but you know if you go at each other like mad dogs, you won’t get what you want. So you both take your time getting to know the feeling of the other person’s mouth. You slip a moan out as Zoro’s tongue seeps between your lips. His kisses get slightly more sloppy as he runs his hands down your body. He feels the underneath of your breasts, the curves of your waist and hips, and finds a nice resting place under your ass. Your hands roam his cheeks and jaw, making their way to tug slightly on his moss-colored hair.

“Needed this,” Zoro whispers in between kisses. “Needed you so badly. But I didn’t know how.” He separates his lips from yours and plants kisses and hickeys along your jaw and neck. “I was always just too nervous for some reason. You make me so nervous.” His hands find their way into your bikini bottom and fondle your asscheeks, getting a low moan out of you. The alcohol must’ve given him a confidence boost. “Good to see you found your footing now,” you whisper in his ear. He chuckles, the butterflies speeding up in your stomach.

The two of you stay here for a little bit. Hell, you could stay like this for hours. Just soaking each other in. Feeling his warmth brought a fire into your soul. You could tell Zoro was getting a little antsy though, one of his hands moving from your back to your front, beginning to slowly circle your clit. The other hand went to your bikini, untying the back and letting it fall to the floor as his mouth moved to your breast. Waves of pleasure crashed through your body as you let him do his work. “God, you sure this is your first time?” you moaned out. He removed his mouth from your nipple to talk. “Never said it was, sweetheart. You just assumed it.” “Well from the loner vibe you got going on mixed with being on this ship 24/7, you can’t blame me for thinking that.” “Well the loner vibe worked on you, so who’s to say it hasn’t worked on others?” he smirked. You laughed to yourself as he got down on his knees.

Zoro slipped off your bikini bottom, completing the set on the floor. He kissed your v-line with the same softness he treated your lips to. He sat back on his knees for a moment to catch his breath, looking up at you, as if to ask for permission. You held your hand out to his cheek and rubbed it with your thumb. His eyes closed as he placed his hand over yours, as if you would ever take it away from him. God now this was a sight you could get used to. He was so infatuated with you it made your heart ache. He was right here at your disposal, yet you wanted more of him. So you bent down and gave him a sloppy forehead kiss. Once you were back up, he decided to go in.

Like most things he does, he started slow and controlled. He kissed and sucked on your inner thighs. Once his hand finally left your clit, you knew he was ready. He kissed your cunt, using his tongue to lick up your wetness. You could pass out right now if you had less self-control. Whimpers and moans left your lips, your hips naturally starting to grind against his nose, relieving the ache in your clit. You let him know what felt good by the tugs and yanks you put in his hair. He was a natural. Your guess about his tongue earlier was right too. “You taste so good, just as I imagined,” Zoro breathed onto your lips. You could tell he was starting to lose his composure with the way he continued to bury his face into your pussy. Your cunt naturally tightened around his tongue as he tasted you. Your hips began to buck into his face as your grinding pace increased, the butterflies turning into a white heat you felt getting stronger and stronger. Your bud was becoming more swollen by the second. Your grip on his hair tightened to make up for your failing knees.

You wouldn’t be able to take much more. Zoro wouldn’t either, his hand making its way into his pants to relieve his own bulge. His pace got faster to match your grinds. The smack of your lips against his tongue, mixed with both of your moans, was pornographically loud. Suddenly, the situation of Robin or another crew member hearing became an apparent one to you. That worry quickly left your mind once one of Zoro’s hands made its way to fondle your nipple. If he asked you to follow him anywhere right now, you might just do it if it meant this every other night. You felt he knew your body better than you did. “So pretty. So good for me. You make this so easy,” Zoro groaned between licks. “Zoro god fuck me please!” Your final whimper sent you over the edge as you wailed and came all over his perfect face. He licked up your juices as he finished his own job as well. Your knees finally gave out as you fell on top of him, into his arms.

He brought you down gently, straddling you on his lap as you wrapped your arms around him. He traced his cum soaked hand across your back and kissed your nape. You were more exhausted than expected, almost passing out in the crook of his neck. Even now, he was so gentle with you. “You did so good, darling,” he praised, kissing your earlobe. “Want…more…want you…inside me,” you managed to get out. He just laughed and pushed you up to look at you. “If you took me right now, I don’t think you’d wake up tomorrow morning. Look at you, you can barely keep your eyes open, sweetheart,” he teased. You pouted. “Oh, you feel that proud of yourself?” your drunkenness fueling your frustration. “No no no, sweetheart,” he chuckled. Once your frown didn’t change, he stopped laughing and pressed a kiss deep into your forehead. “I’m sorry. What I meant was, if I fucked you with everything I have left right now, which is the only way I would want to do it, this floor would leave us with sore backs for weeks.” You stayed frowning. “I want to fuck you right, the way you deserve. And I can’t do it for you right now.” You pouted more at him. He smiled up at you and leaned in closer to your ear. “If you trust me, I promise I’ll make it worth your while. You’ll be walking funny for weeks.” God, you almost came again just now. You didn’t notice how much your jaw dropped until Zoro laughed at you. You couldn’t help but laugh back in tune with his infectious laughter.

He kissed you with a fever behind his lips, then scanned the room around the two of you. “What’s wrong?” you drowsily asked. The exhaustion from you coming, the sleepiness brought by the alcohol, and how late it was getting was starting to overpower you. Zoro didn’t respond. He just grabbed your swimsuit and helped you put it back on, tightened your legs around his hips, and hoisted you up as he stood. You decided to ask questions once you had a clearer idea of what was happening. He opened the door and walked with you down the hallway, passing the girl’s quarters and into the men’s room. He checked inside quickly before bringing you in and signaling you to bring your legs down. You confusedly followed him to his bed as he groaned, rubbed his back, and sat down on the edge of the bunk. “Wanna explain to me what you’re doing?” you asked, slightly more awake. “If you think I’m just gonna leave you to sleep alone, tied up, on that dirty floor after what we just did, then you must think I’m a really shitty guy,” Zoro quipped before getting under the covers and trying to pull you down. You put some resistance towards him though.

“B-but Zoro, I’m not supposed to be in here.”

“I know.”

“If someone catches me in here we’re both fucked.”

“They won’t catch you.”

“How do you know that?”

“I’ll wake up before Robin starts her shift.”

“Are you sure, I mean I just don’t kn-.”

“Hey.”

You stop your nervous rabbling and look at him as he sits back up. “Do you want to go back and sleep on the cold, dirty, hard floor?” You really didn’t. “No.” “Then stay here with me.” “But what if-.” “Do you trust me?”

You sure hope you did after all of that. His kind eyes reassured you in the darkness surrounding the two of you. You took a deep breath and nodded. “Do you trust me?” he asked again. “I trust you, Zoro,” you confirmed. He smiled kindly at you. “You’re fine. We’re gonna be fine.” He steadied you by placing his hands on your hips, running his hands along your waist, and pressing his lips into your tummy. You loved the way he looked at you. Like you were his whole world. It was comforting.

He took your hand and helped you into bed. You bundled yourself under the covers and wrapped yourself around his frame. He kissed your temples one more time before slipping into sleep, his light snores hypnotizing you into a slumber of your own.

The last thing you remember before dozing off was the feeling of his hands on your waist.

Everything you wanted was right here. In front of you. Straight out of a dream. Your only fear was that it would be gone once you woke up.

a/n: THIS TOOK FOREVER GOOD LORD. anyways thanks for being here for my comeback era lol. my upload schedule is NOT going to be consistent this is just a little splurge i wanted to write lol. thank you for reading i really appreciate it (i also really appreciate engagement lol please like repost comment etc im greedy). i love one piece and i love zoro. once i meet law expect all hell to break loose im gonna write so much fanfiction about him its concerning hes so fine im so excited. anyways lol thanks love you bye.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro roronoa #one piece zoro #zoro roronoa x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x y/n #x reader #zoro x reader

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aadmelioraa · 2 years ago

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so sorry if i’m spoiling anything because it looks like you’ve seen it. knowing absolutely fuck shit about this show i watched the seven kings movie with my roommates and i gotta say i have opinions about aldhelm mainly that he deserved not that

MAAAAX (you did not spoil anything, you were correct in that I had already watched, I am just having a moment)

First of all, I am SO SORRY for the part I played in influencing you to watch 2 hours of...whatever that was. The show wasn't consistently great, but it was at least competent. Almost every technical aspect of the movie felt phoned in, yikes.

Secondly, you are absolutely right, Aldhelm deserved to be more than a plot point casualty in the "gay sex literally makes you evil" storyline lmao. I mean, I am very glad we got gay sex at all (and in a very sexy advisor/advisee dynamic), but...the implications and...the rest of it was...not great. Anyway, I had literally no reaction to Aldhelm's death apart from "Jesus Christ this is worse than I expected." I was 99% sure he was going to die based on a few promo things, but the way the execution (literally) left me emotionally meh is very telling. James remains completely fantastic, but the rest of the elements involved there...yeah. Muddled writing, confusing editing, lackluster production in general.

Third, I am slightly tipsy rn bc that was the only way @wildwren and I could survive watching the movie, if I had been alone and sober I would simply have turned it off ❤️ Not even for the Aldhelm of it all, because it was so incoherent.

That being said, as an Evil Gay, I do appreciate the rep.

#i am SO SO SORRY you spent two hours of your one wild and precious life on this #pls forgive me #but yeah WHAT THE FUCK #kat replies #torybrennan #seven kings must die spoilers #alcohol mention #tlk spoilers #the last kingdom spoilers

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binch-i-might-be · 3 years ago

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Hear me out about this idea

Hamilton Lams Au: The Ice Queen

John as Gerda

Alex as Kai

Smith as the ice queen

I'll assume you mean the russian animated movie? that's the only thing I could find in any case haha, I'm not familiar with this

but yeah I see it! Alex gets kidnapped by some weirdo and John tries to get him back :)

#i read the plot summary on wikipedia and i am slightly tipsy rn so it was like. what the hell is going on here lmao #also fun fact my grandma's name was gerda!#ask

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mxinterpretations · 6 years ago

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🕯🔮🧘‍♂️✨

A spell to encourage a calm mindset and good posture

Likes charge and reblogs cast

#may i speak #magic #emoji spell #im slightly tipsy rn lmao #kai is getting me water #i love them

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realcube · 4 years ago

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haikyuu!! boys with a s/o that becomes clingy/affectionate while drunk

characters: kyōtani, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa and bokuto

thank you anon for this marvellous request mwah

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!

tw// drinking, suggestive themes, sexual references, swearing

Kentarō Kyōtani

kyōtani was used to having a cool, laid-back s/o who was just as awkward about physical touch as he was

i mean, that’s kinda a part of the reason he liked you so much - so y’all could get over your awkwardness together

so imagine his surprise when his usually level-headed, calm s/o came stumbling out of the club, a blubbering mess and threw themselves into his arms, wailing something about a maths test

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS THAT FLOODED HIS MIND IN THAT ONE MOMENT OMFG ADFGHJKL

he was like ‘omg why are they touching me? i kinda like it- wait are they crying? tf? i ain’t ever seen them cry before- should i help them? lord everyone is looking at us now. so what the fuck do i do- AYE DON’T TOUCH ME THERE’

so he had no choice but to dip with you flung over his shoulder lol

he took you back to your shared apartment and forced you to drink some water and instead of ordering a take-out, he just gave you his leftover burrito which he took to the club smh

it was probably cold

but that was the best he could think of at the time bc he simply needed to shut you up with food bc the alcohol in your system was causing you to become especially touchy, hence resulting in kyōtani getting especially aroused

but the last thing he’d do is fuck you while you’re drunk and i firmly believe that despite the fact kyōtani is a bit of a lout - he still has like a basic moral compass

but i mean if you kept being so damn suggestive then it was gonna be a lot harder for him to resist his urges

you were rubbing him up and shit, calling him every pet name in the book so ofc he just stuck a burrito in your mouth and went ‘stfu 😡’

the painful part was that he was silently enjoying it too (┬┬﹏┬┬)

(though, he was red from blushing lol, not anger)

and he wasn’t used to it either so obviously he was gonna get flustered, i mean, everything was happening all at once

oh and you told him ‘i love you’ and he literally combusted like lord have mercy on this man

just that morning you were calling him your ‘annoying rat boyfriend’ (jokingly, ofc) and now you love him?-

that wasn’t the first time you told him that you loved him but he was still blushing none the less

and he stammered out a ‘love you too’ PRAYING that you wouldn’t remember any of this the following day

anyway, he cuddled you to sleep and railed you as soon as you sobered up - the end ❤

Kenma Kozume

pov: you’re kenma happily being a wallflower in the club then your s/o approaches you, demanding for you to fuck them

- ok, end of POV -

anyway, your speech was slurred so kenma wasn’t really sure if that was what you were asking him to do but if it was, he would’ve happily obliged if it wasn’t for the fact you were clearly drunk

mans was blushing though

bc y’all hardly ever do it but now - all of a sudden - you were tightly wrapped around him, garbling erotic threats into his ear

kenma was worried at first but you were like..really weak

so it wasn’t hard to get you off his torso, usher you out of the club and grip your hand as he ordered a taxi

also kenma had read enough wattpad fanfictions to know how to deal with someone while they’re drunk

but none of those fanfictions ever mentioned a single thing about how to deal with yourself while your partner is drunk

like seriously..he was in pain

both from the throbbing erection he had and the aching embarrassment he felt - both stemming from the fact you tried to give him a lap dance in taxi ✋ please oml

anyway, he took you back to his apartment and insisted that you have a few slices of the left-over pizza in the fridge along with a glass of water

after you changed into your pyjamas, you had clearly sobered up slightly as you could now compose coherent sentences

but that wasn’t any better for him bc now you were draped over him, whimpering into his ear about how much you love him

‘i’m so lucky to have you, kenma. i love you so much. you remind me of my first cat - you’re such a cat- i mean, blessing..you’re such a blessing.’

ngl, at that point he would be at a loss for words, just deciding to hug you until you fall asleep

like he finds it so cute that you’re finally opening up to him about how you feel as you’re usually quite composed and restrained

but also- what does he do now?

you eventually fell asleep in his arms and the next day, you woke up to kenma having made breakfast and telling you how much he adores you which was..confusing, to say the least

he told you about how you acted when you were drunk and to say you were embarrassed would be an understatement

also, he’ll tease you about it for the rest of your life ;)

Hajime Iwaizumi

literally all you had to do was send him a text like ‘iwa...,,.,...ily so mycj ❤’’ and he’s already waiting in the line to get into the club lol

he marches in there, finds you, grabs your hand and drags you home

let’s hope that your friends know what iwaizumi looks like so they don’t have to just watch a random guy haul you out the club-

and tries to act all like angry iwaizumi >:( but when you are trailing behind him, muttering about how amazing he is, he becomes more like angy iwa grrr (* ￣︿￣)

by that, i mean that angry iwaizumi would bring you home and lecture on how irresponsible it is to get so intoxicated

but angy iwa just takes care of you but with a disapproving scowl

and angry iwaizumi would make nasty, bitchy remarks about how inappropriate your outfit is

while angy iwa would be like ‘babe, your outfit is lovely but maybe wear something different next time, idk....’

either way, he takes good care of you

he makes sure you eat (and he cooks good food btw - he doesn’t make you eat leftovers lmao)

he lets you change into more comfortable clothes

he ensures that you don’t die in the shower

and he forces you to go to bed

but all of that is rather difficult when you’re clinging to him like your life depends on it, raving on about how sweet of a boyfriend he is and covering his face sloppy kisses

his original plan was to go train some more in his gym (yes, there is a gym in y’alls house-) but when you were peppering his cheek in kisses, begging him to stay with you for whatever reason, of course he didn’t have the balls to leave

so he ended up laying like a log in bed as you cuddled up to him like koala, resting your head in his chest and allowing him to run his hand through your hair as you slept

in that moment - as he stared down at your tranquil figure - he realised how grateful he was for moments like these, as he finally got see a side of you that he knew you’d almost never exhibit when you’re sober

like yeah, you often tell him how much you love him but he can always tell that it’s as if you’re setting aside your pride to say such a thing but now, you’re gushing on about it with the most genuine look in your eyes, he can tell that you’re being completely sincere

and to say that he adores it would be an understatement

so yeah, you were kind of a pain while drunk but you were also the most adorable thing that iwaizumi had ever laid his eyes on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Issei Matsukawa

ok so the only reason matsukawa wasn’t getting drunk with you was bc the first time y’all got drunk together he got fined for public indecency and you got done for public intoxication

so you decided that it was best (for your wallets) if you took turns getting tipsy

emphasis on ‘tipsy’ bc you both went to the bar together (along with a few friends) and you promised matsukawa that you’d only have a few drinks

so please explain to him why he is now having to carry you bridal style out of the bar because you are too hammered to walk properly

and he was kinda grumpy bc he had to leave his friends mid-conversation bc not only were you pestering him but also, the erotic things you were whispering in his ear caused him to get a boner

and he was getting weird looks from people as he carried you home but that was the least of his problems tbh- he didn’t even notice lol

the biggest issue on his mind rn was the fact that you made him hard yet you can’t help him bc you’re drunk smh

like he was tempted at first bc you seemed down to do it but he quickly came back to reality and realised how morally incorrect that’d be

so he was mumbling curses the whole way home just to tune you out bc if he paid any more attention to the racy promises you were muttering in his ear- he’d explode

he’s alright at taking care of you like he isn’t iwaizumi’s level of caring but he’s a close second, i mean he’s gotten drunk plenty of times so he knows the basics

he was like ‘drink water idk lol ’

anyway, once he handled himself he wasn’t too fazed by your lustful advances

and he was so smug about it too deadass like ‘keep talkin’ me up, (y/n), you ain’t getting shit until you’re sober.’

smh ANYWAY he thinks you’re so charming when you’re like lovey-dovey drunk but SO annoying when you’re horny drunk bc like- he can’t get some (T_T)

Kōtarō Bokuto

best for last 👌

ok anyway he’s an athlete and he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time- he’s forever drunk tbh- drunk on life :)

so while you’re getting hammered with your pals, he’s doing stupid shit while sober lol

once you both rendezvous outside the club to head home and you’re absolutely steamin- he’s just like ‘hi, babe! how’s your night been?’

SO OBLIVIOUS OML

anyway, he drives back to y’alls house and since you’re fatigued at first, you spent 90% of the car ride sleeping

but when you get home, more awake, you’re all up on him

but you’re not like sensual drunk- more like..emotional drunk but with love 🥺

so basically you are sobbing into his chest about whatever and bc he is an such empath he will start crying too, or at least get a bit emotional

you could say something like, ‘omg, bo. i hardly get to see you because you’re at work so often- i wish i could spend more time with you. i miss you so much’ ╯︿╰

and he would deadass reply whole-heartedly while weeping into your shoulder, ‘I’M QUITTING VOLLEYBALL, (Y/N)!!’

(ok, so maybe he was a bit tipsy too- but like..definitely not has drunk as you)

he has no idea where to start when it comes to taking care of you but he tries (´◡` ‘)

at the very least, he ensures that you don’t having any more alcohol and that you don’t die somehow

he’s v overprotective though

you could be getting a fork to eat your instant-noodles with and he’ll be like

‘apologies ✋ but i cannot allow you to handle such a dangerous weapon while intoxicated. maybe eat with a spoon instead, idk.’ /h

other than that, he just cuddles you to sleep and deals with you in your badly hungover state the next day

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aroaceconfessions · 3 years ago

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wait, i sent in an ask earlier (but its probably lost in the void now lmao) and it made me think of how freely i give affections toward my friends. im a ride-or-die kind of person, an "i bought this because i thought of you" kind of person, an "i will do anything to make you smile" kind of person. most of my friends know this of me and appreciate my affections (and i appreciate their appreciation which makes me want to do it all over again, like a serotonin-fueled feedback loop) but others... not so much. i usually reign it in if my friends have a partner and i dont wanna start any drama, but sometimes others get a bit weird about it. like,, as if they see it as me "flirting" with them or something. the worst thing is if they dont misunderstand and do see it as just a sweet gesture, but then they start thinking differently towards me, and maybe get a crush on me??? which isnt just my own vanity btw. No. i dont understand crushes, never had one and most likely never will, but the thought of someone thinking that towards me is very uncomfortable. im very aroace so no thank you, i dont want any of that relationship stuff you ppl are so obsessed about.

anyways. i was just thinking of how my completely platonic bouquet of hand-made paper roses complete with a 2-paged handwritten letter that i gave to my friend for our 4year bestie-verssary can be seen as a romantic gesture towards outsiders /hj

((sorry if this doesnt make sense, i might be slightly tipsy rn))

#aromantic #asexual #aroace #arospec #acespec #aspec #aroacespec #arose #friends #friendship

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kazewhara · 3 years ago

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zuzu i’m so sorry for the spam but oh my god. not to be a major simp but holy shit. oh my fucjkign god.

sharing sake with kazuha on the Crux when the crew is itching for a party/celebrates anything at all

you’re both huddled together in the crow’s nest, the blanket that had been atop your shoulders now splayed across the floor since the alcohol is enough to keep you warm (and, well, kazuha pressed to your side). you’re both flushed because of the alcohol, slightly tipsy but aware of your surroundings

and just imagine;;;; kissing the sake off of kazuha’s lips;;; 😳 oh god i need a moment i can’t do this rn i’mm blushing too hardhsgdhhd—

AND LEMME JUST SAY;;;; KAZUHA KISSING BACK;;;; it starts out sweet until he curls a hand at the nape of your neck and tilts his head;;;; oh my fujckfjnf god. holy shit. i’m blushing too hard rn LMAO

and then he has the AUDACITY to smile at you after the kiss like smh sir you’re going to kill me at this rate /lh

“hm.. the sake tastes sweeter this way, don’t you think so?”

HEY GOD IT’S ME AGAIN

- 📖 anon

if only you could have heard how hard i just sighed.

WHAT DO YALL GET OUT OF PUTTING THESE IDEAS AND IMAGES IN MY HEAD?? I'M ALREADY DELUSIONAL, DAWG, YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING FJDBSGSJSHSJDJD

you know what. just. imagine how pink his cheeks would be. because he's no longer tipsy on the sake, he's slowly getting drunk on the feeling of your lips, the breathy sighs he receives whenever his fingers brush at the back of your neck, and the way you're slowly tightening your grip on his clothes with each passing second

and when he opens his eyes ever so slightly just to take a quick look at you, he sees that your eyes are shut almost peacefully as he kisses you. clearly he's doing something right and uh.

well.

#z anon #z box #📖 anon #i... the image is so clear in my head #and its. its GOING LEFT?#LETS UHHHHH SWITCH GEARS!#HOW WAS YOUR DAY HM???

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damn-behzinga · 5 years ago

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Falling

Tobi Brown (tbjzl) X Reader

summary - You and Tobi keep things on the lowdown, but what is he doing with that other girl?

warnings - cheating, heartbreak, swearing, my terrible writing

request - idk if ur taking requests rn or not but if u dont like fluff, what about some angst w tobi? like ur seeing eachother and an argument or something idk tbh lmao. also i think ur fluff has been good so don’t doubt urself:)

a/n - why did i almost cry whilst writing this??? also heavily inspired by Falling by Harry Styles

masterlist & request info

You and Tobi were together, it was secret you kept from your friends. It was scary for Tobi to commit but you decided to stay by his side during all the hard times.

Tobi had sat you down and told you that he was genuinely scared of commitment. You had asked him if a relationship was a good idea. Tobi had insisted and promised that he wouldn't hurt you. And so, the two of you got into a relationship.

You were at a party with your large friend group and many people you hadn't met before. You and Tobi had to distance yourself so you didn't accidentally reveal your relationship.

You weren't a heavy drinker but you would get yourself tipsy enough to have the courage to dance, so that's where you were now.

You were dancing with the girls all yelling the lyrics. Talia grabbed your hand and spun you. As you spun, you noticed Tobi leaning in towards a girl you hadn't met before. You suddenly stopped mid-spin as your jaw dropped. The girls didn't fail to notice as Talia grabbed your arm to ask if you were okay, trying to look at your face. Freya followed your gaze and saw what you were staring at. You smiled at the girls and swallowed thickly.

"I'm sorry, I think I'm going to go early." You felt tears pool at your eyes. You chuckled and pushed your way through the crowd. The girls nodded understanding and watched you leave. You quickly got into a taxi that was parked outside and made your way home, eager to forget about the night that quickly turned sour.

Freya had stormed up to Tobi after you left, pulling him away from the girl to a quiet corridor where Talia waited.

"What the fuck did you do?" Freya almost immediately exclaimed. "Y/n went home crying without a word! Care to explain?"

"Where is she?" Tobi asked, realising what had happened.

"At home," Talia answered. "What did you do? Does it have to do with the girl you flirting with?"

"Why do you need to know?" Tobi rolled his eyes.

"Are you fucking kidding me? You and Y/n are some of my closest friends and if you think about hurting her and getting away with it then I don't want you as a friend." Freya was fuming and grabbed Talia's hand before swiftly pulling her outside the club. Tobi booked his Uber letting a few of his friends know that he was leaving.

He arrived outside your apartment and knocked until Freya answered the door.

"What are you doing here?" Tobi asked.

"I could ask you the same question," Freya replied, her face blank.

"Let him in. I need to say talk to him." He heard your voice. Freya sighed slightly, opening the door to let him in.

Your breath hitched when he walked in. Tobi immediately felt guilty when he saw the mascara tear tracks and your red brimmed eyes.

"Y/n, can I explain?" Tobi asked but you held your hand up, stopping him from moving any closer.

"I don't want to hear it." You stated firmly despite your shaky voice. "Tobi, I trusted you. You told me you were scared of a relationship and that's fine. If you wanted out, you could've told me not hurt me by flirting with someone else."

"It didn't go any further than that," Tobi said.

You let out a few tears. "Tobi, you still went out of your way to flirt with someone whom you aren't committed to. I can handle banter and flirting as jokes, but you looked like you wanted to take her home. You didn't think about your girlfriend as you flirted with someone else. You kissed her Tobi. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You let out a sob and Tobi could almost hear your heartbreak.

"Please, I can explain!" Tobi said.

"No, you can't. You leaned in Tobi, you made no effort to stop her. There is no explanation to why you would do something like that. This is over Tobi." You stated firmly.

"Wait-" Tobi tried but Freya cut him off.

"I think you should leave Tobi." She stated, and Tobi could see hurt in her eyes but she tried to show that she was strong.

Tobi sighed but nodded. "I never meant to hurt you." He said when he reached the door.

"Well, you did but I suppose you'll still be a hero at the end of the day." You stated and you soon heard the door shut and all the tears came pouring out.

Freya and Talia sat with you and cried but soon had to leave to go to their respective homes. You understood and changed out of your clothes into your pyjamas and quickly fell asleep, the events of the night quickly tiring you out.

You woke up and stared at the ceiling. You opened your phone and saw the lack of usual good morning messages from Tobi which reminded you of the events from the previous night.

You did, however, have messages from the girl group chat letting you know that you were all going to go out for the day. You denied, knowing you wouldn't make it through the day without crying or seeing him. So, you wrapped yourself in a blanket and laid on the sofa. You turned on Educating Yorkshire and grabbed yourself a bowl of cereal.

It was around 2 PM when you heard a knock on your door. You sighed as you opened it but you were grateful to see Talia, Freya, and Gee holding some alcohol and a Tesco bag full of your favourite snacks.

You were heartbroken and it hurt like Hell but as you shared jokes with your friends, you realised that this feeling would pass. Because, by surrounding yourself with the people that love you, you could conquer anything and nothing will stop you. You could feel love and validated without relying on a guy who hurt you.

Yeah, things will start looking up for you.

#tbjzl #tobi brown #sidemen #tobi brown xreader #tobi brown imagine #tobi brown fanfiction #tbjzl x reader #tbjzl imagine #tbjzl fanfiction #sidemen fanfiction #sidemen imagine #sidemen oneshot #tobi brown oneshot #tbjzl one shot #sdmn

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the-kipsabian · 5 years ago

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8, 13, 25, 31, 46, 96 and 97!

ty bb!

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)

..this is the latest selfie i have saved and its from two months ago LOL but tbh i dont really look much different rn, my hair is slightly longer but other than that this still goes ~

13. Do you have good relations with your family?oooof its. kinda not tbh? im in good terms with both my brothers and my sister, i dont know my real dad cause fuck him, my mom is kind of a mess tbh and my step dad is pretty dope. as for the rest of the fam i dont really see them much, half of my grandparents are dead and nobody really likes me that much anyways lmao

25. Your fearsbees. spiders. horses. big dogs. pitch blackness. heights. camcorder footage. i guess thats the biggest ones?

31. What was your last awkward situation?..i was gonna say i havent been in an awkward situation in a long while cause i literally dont care what ppl think about me these days but it has to be that one night last month when i was at a friends housewarming party and one of our mutual friends was slightly tipsy and clearly hitting on me and i was just like. yeah okay pal we just friends tho without either one of us actually saying things about how we were handling the situation and honestly i just. havent seen him since LOL

46. The most dangerous thing you've donei dont really think ive done anything actually dangerous tbh? i dont really put myself into those situations lol. i guess the times ive been outside in bigger cities after midnight, cause thats happened a few times now tbh. not that i was in any real danger during those times but who knows what might happen when yall all alone that late in a busy city you dont really know /shrug

96. Be a hero or be a villain?oh babe im an antagonist any freaking day yo. ..also its way more likely to mean i’d get a great redemption arc LOL

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?probably sing? i dont really like either idea tbh as im bad at both singing and rhyming but singing seems less annoying on the long run lol

100 random asks!

#it me #please no rebloob #dont want my selfies rolling around there thank u #thetimecrystal #thank you for asking!

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nxmuzluv · 3 years ago

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jiayue (belated) birthday hcs !

happy birthday to my beloved !!

omggg i can’t believe that i made jiayue a few months ago,,, & now it’s already her birthday :((

i was going to write a fic actually, but i might have to save that for later lol

so !

let’s get to some nice lil hcs, shall we ??? :))

unfortunately, jiji’s birthday is on a wednesday this year smjdkmdk

since she’s still in the process of getting her law degree, she still has to attend lectures :/

buuuutttt

since harvard is in massachusetts & jiayue’s in ny rn,,,,,

she just attends them online :))

and after that

off to the met she goes !!

ok so

u might be wondering why she’s going to the met lol

well, it’s for a pretty cool reason !

the museum’s costume institute actually wanted to establish an exhibition of jiayue’s style !

just like how other museums have done w princess diana, u know ???

& so the met decided to open it on her birthday !!

how sweet :)

(27 and she’s already getting exhibitions opened in her honor)

(it girl shit fr)

ooouu & when i tell u that the opening was such a public event,,,,,

the press was invited, news outlets were there,,, and even some of jiayue’s fans were there to greet her !

& the latter is so cute bc she gets to accept gifts from them and sign autographs !!

literally atp,,,,,

idk who’s the cuter fandom

jiayue’s fans or beauties

(beauties r ariana’s fans, btw lol)

cast ur votes now !!!

SHKEMDKDK n e ways !

bc the opening was such a public event, jiayue invited a few ppl :))

her half brother & sister ofc !!

u know em, u love em,,, they’re ur fav pair of dysfunctional rich blondes

byakuya and haru :)

ari’s there too ! she’s byakuya’s wife first of all sjkwmjsm she & jiayue r good friends too so

jiaying (her adoptive sis) was also there !

her adoptive parents,, her biological mom & her stepdad,, her fiancé,,,,

(almost) everyone pulled up !!!

(fuck her biological dad lol)

anyways !

after the literal 2 hour exhibition,,,,

yes, it was 2 mf hours

probably bc jiayue was busy talking the whole time & explaining her looks,, while both she and haru could nawt stop taking pics djdndksm

the met gave her a lil cake too :((

(also, jiji’s fans stayed there the entire time omg)

(they sang happy birthday to her when she came back out,,, cuties i literally love them sm)

lol anyways !!!

after that, they all go to dinner !

(it’s like,,, 9 pm by then 😵‍💫)

ofc, since literally everyone in jiayue’s circle is wealthy & high class, the restaurant is obvi a vv fancy one lol

the daniel in new york, anyone ????

stg that’s jiji’s fav lmao

like,, she takes her moms there,,, her fiancé,,,, her siblings,,,,,,,

& the “most dedicated patron” award goes to,,,

SMJDKDWEIDMKJ

n e ways, dinner w all of them is so fun !!!

they get their own lil private space near the window, jiji gets her gifts, & oh good god the amount of champagne involved,,,,,,,

on top of the gift he already got her-

(it was a suite of van cleef & arpels jewelry, btw !)

-taehyung also got jiayue a bottle of rosé champagne,,,,,

deadass

when i tell u she let out the loudest gasp literally ever

it was out of delight, yes, but it was also kinda out of,,,, confusion lowkey djfkhdjwejsm

bc tae rarely,, if ever,, consumes champagne

yeah lol

but !

that type of champagne he bought was actually p sweet !!

it had strawberry & rhubarb,,,

v nice :))

jiayue loved it,, i already know lmao

also,,

they kept ordering cocktails ????

i’m surprised no one got drunk 🧍🏽‍♀️

but taehyung & jiayue did get ever so slightly tipsy,,, but it wasn’t too noticeable tbh

they were just

a lot more giggly, talkative, and touchy than before, which was honestly vv cute :)

omg also !!!

karolina was there, too !!!!!

(she’s been jiji’s maid for 27 years,, literally her entire life ☹️)

& good lord lmao

combine karolina w byakuya & u get some p embarrassing childhood stories lol

then u throw her adoptive parents into the mix ???? god

it’s her birthday & jiayue just,,

cannot be given a second’s peace when her fam’s around, huh

taehyung’s just fuckin giggling at everything they’re saying

def gon tease jiayue abt that later lol

,,,,,or now he does not care WESHDKIWJ

xiaolian’s (her biological mom btw !!) reaction is so cute tho :((

hearing all the stories from her daughter’s childhood that she missed out on for 18 years,,,

dude,, it almost feels like she’s getting to actually live thru them

(cece damn it,,,,)

(don’t make this sad wtf,,,,,,)

the amount of desserts they ordered at the end lmao

& ofc, it isn’t jiayue’s birthday w/o another bottle of champagne JWKWKEMJWEK and this time it has more “dessert-y” flavors like vanilla !

it goes v well w cake :)

oouu and speaking of cake,,, !!

jiji’s was sooo nice wtf !!!!

like,,, it was this white & pink ombré w this gold flower/leaf detailing,, gold trim,,,, and it was 2 tiered

IT HAD ACTUAL ROSES TOO !&:$:!!!¥€$/:!!!

like how mf cute is that !!!!

also her “27” candles ???

yeah they weren’t wax lmao

in fact, they were actually just,,, straight up chocolate

like,, shit u not 🧍🏽‍♀️

jiji took a phat bite outta that 7 afterwards SKJENKSMEKS

and actually !!

the plate the restaurant gave her had happy birthday written on it !

& w chocolate !

remember how i said that jiayue’s just,, in love w that restaurant ???

well

that,, combined w her birthday,,,

equals a v good present skgmdkskd

(also jiayue’s literally famous lmao)

it was a bottle of dom perignon 2006 rosé & a lil bottle of miss dior, btw :))

(those r her favs how did they know jsmksjswek)

(hc that jiayue just,, downs champagne like water sometimes, too)

alsooooo

i said in ari’s birthday hcs that someone might’ve noticed her while she & byakuya were at dinner

the same thing happened to jiji lol

the interaction was so cute :((

like jiayue gave them a hug, they talked for a bit, & bc the person was 1 of her fans, they gave her a bouquet, a lil letter, and even a wholeass new lady dior bag jhmskwrksm

she had to try so hard not to squeal :(

oh yeah jiji even signed their back lmao

hhhh i love my baby :(((

dude

these mfs did not leave until closing time

which was 12 in the morning, btw,,,,,

look at em having fun ☹️

but guess what time it is ???

time for tae & jiji to have a lil adventure of their own :))

it’s tradition lol

so !!

they rent a little yacht together, take it down the hudson river, & get a few cocktails :)

they play vintage records,, sing along to em,, slow dance a bit,,,

and jiji’s head is on taehyung’s shoulder the entire time :((

he’s taking pics, & sometimes, he hands jiayue the camera to take some of her own

and ofc

tae just has to take pics of his fiancée

it’s her birthday, after all !

like,, he takes so many,,, the candids of tht moment r the sweetest fuckin thing

jiji has to take some of him, too :))

most of em end up on taehyung’s instagram pf later lmao

(“taken by @jia_xiang”)

(STOP ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️)

oh my god,,,,

u know what day it is, too ???

the anniversary of jiayue & taehyung’s engagement :((

yes, he proposed to her on her birthday last year !

he might’ve given her 1,000 dollar jewelry & a full ass bottle of champagne,,,,

but there’s 1 more thing :))

so tae sits jiayue down

they have a cute lil convo abt their relationship & their engagement

then he pulls out a red velvet box

& the gasp that jiayue lets out lmao

(she’s gasping quite a lot tonight SJKDMDKWRJNS)

what is in the box, exactly ???

infinity rings 🥹

cartier infinity rings

rose gold, covered in diamonds, & everything :(((

and after sliding the ring onto jiayue’s finger & kissing her hand-

(that’s so damn sweet,,,,,,)

-guess what tae does ??

he shows her his hand, & turns out tht this man has had a matching one on his finger the whole damn time !!!

jiayue is stoked lmao

she’s like “omg they actually match ?! u didn’t tell me tht u got one for me, too !!”

& taehyung’s just,, cheesin lol

gigglin like a mf

jiayue just has to kiss him bc a. what a good bf, and b. what a good kim taehyung ☹️

it was like he was proposing all over again, too :(

but minus the “will u marry me” bc he did that already WJSJMNSWIEOM

so now jiji wears the infinity ring under her engagement ring :))

(when is it my turn to be happy, again ?????)

best couple ever

& best birthday ever :))

a v eventful one too lmao

(also it’s like,,, 1:30 am now 🧍🏽‍♀️)

(andddd now jiayue has to get karolina & her assistant to carry all her gifts home hwkngdjskmk)

side notes !

on some occasions, taehyung & jiayue would def spend her birthday abroad :))

somewhere beach-y, u know ???

places like hawaii (tae’s fav), cancun, bali (jiji’s fav),,,,

maybe even the philippines, the italian riviera, malta, the bahamas, or somewhere in brazil !

(the italian riviera >>>>)

(also i know both of them would love malta, the bahamas, or brazil lol)

(jiji would love the philippines tbh !)

like they would have sooo much fun i just know it !!

summer 2022,,

these 2 mfs r coming for u lol 🤣🤣

(adding that to my list of fic ideas shjksnwjdmdk)

btw !

that morning, jiayue hits up saks fifth avenue as her lil birthday present to herself lmao

maybe heads to an expensive coffee shop & buys herself flowers while she’s at it

just as a cute lil treat 😋😋

(confessions of a shopaholic should’ve been abt her)

(but unlike rebecca, jiayue isn’t in 1,000s of dollars of credit card debt !! 🤣🤣🤣)

(and now lina has even more bags to carry,,,,,)

(sorry bestie :/)

lil sorta unrelated hc for the

lore,,

or whatever 🧍🏽‍♀️

taehyung doesn’t even call jiayue,, jiayue

or even minako lol

he calls her by her korean name of hyeyoung, or on rare occasions,,

nako lmao

so like

when everyone’s at dinner & hears tae refer to jiji as “hyeyoung-ah” or “hyeyoung-chan”

they literally have to go

“oh yeah lol that’s jiayue/minako” SHJWEIMSKO

just a funny lil thing i wanted to mention lmao

anyways,,,

IM FINALLY FUCKIN DONE

happy (now belated :/) birthday to my lil baby, jiayue xiang !!

🥳🥳🥳 !!

this was vvv fun to think abt & v fun to write tbh !

these r certainly a few of my fav hcs :)

btw

should i write some extra birthday fics ????

maybe i should 👁

also !!

i just might post some extra hcs that i couldn’t fit in here

bc damn this got long 🧍🏽‍♀️

anyways !

thank u sm for reading !!

make sure to say happy belated birthday to my bby >:(

ok byeeeeee :))

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