#slightly ns fw

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Måneskin Drinking: Chaggie 18+

Alright, time to be a little horny on main. Buckle up, buttercups!

Hazbins: (sitting in the newly rebuilt bar in the hotel and enjoying an easy night off)

Husker: .....I got a bad feeling.

Cherri: What? Why?

Husker: Call it bartender intuition.

-Lights dim and spotlights focus on the karaoke and band stage as "I Wanna Be Your Slave" by Måneskin plays over the speakers-

Charlie: (struts onto the stage while tossing her blazer away drunkenly and grabs the karaoke microphone. Runs her hands through her hair seductively and snaps her hair ties with her claws and sings) I wanna be your slave~

Vaggie: (steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand, salsa dance steps around Charlie and runs her fingers up her spine to the base of her scalp. Giving a gentle tug at the blonde hair while singing) I wanna be your master~

Charlie: (whimpers hotly and bends over to touch her palms to the floor, legs widening, and pushing her ass into Vaggie's hips while slowly rolling up to standing) I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters~

Hazbins: WHO LET THEM DRINK TOGETHER AGAIN?!?!?!

Angel: (snickering impishly as he holds up his phone)

Charlie: (grinds against Vaggie's hips) I wanna be your sex toy~

Vaggie: (spins Charlie around, undoes her bow tie, uses it as a leash, and uses a firm hand to make Charlie sit on her knees while hiking her knee over Charlie's shoulder) I wanna be your teacher~

Charlie: (mouth watering as she looks straight up and under Vaggie's skirt) I wanna be your sin.

Vaggie: (smirks) I wanna be your preacher. (kicks Charlie away and struts away like a fucking queen)

Husker: Someone turn off the music! Cut the music!

Cherri: HA!!! Are you kidding?! (Holds up her phone to record) This is GOLD!!!

Charlie: (demons out and crawls after Vaggie on her hands and knees) Because I'm a devil who's searching for redemption~

Vaggie: (grabs Charlie's chin between her thumb and forefinger) And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption~

-Lights and music cut out-

Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!

Angel: Your daughter was about to get laid!

[muttmedley]

i want to be on top of them, kissing their neck and grinding our hips together as they lay there moaning and begging for more

[brainrot-hq]

Josh Hutcherson was SO FUCKING HOT IN THE MOVIE BUT I DONT HAVE LIKE. ANY FRIENDS WHO LIKE MEN AND I NEED TO YELL

Also, WHERE IS THE MIKE SCHMIDT X READER

[battbitz]

probably my most sfw post yet … fluffy paw gloves !!!

do u think they’re cute ?

(he/him)

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[s-a-phicheart10]

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢୨୧⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢

The beauty of women and tattoos

[transbunnyboi]

hey guys it would be a VERY bad idea to get his sweater he left here and smell it right? That would be a very bad thing to do, right? Right? I shouldn't do that, right? Right?

[ddapple]

i got possessed by a horny demon.

[jaxie101]

nsfw/

i have nothing against smut writers i love you guys 🙏 and maybe it’s bc im gay but HELP “mike would make you wear a cute little skirt and f****** you in public-“ that man is RIDDLED with anxiety ok i get it it’s ur thing but PLS… “he’d spoil u with diamonds and pearls🥰” poor guy can’t afford oreo’s. ur getting a can of pringles and a teddy bear from the dollar store at BEST

[bughugz]

i've been talking a lot about boys but just in case anyone is wondering i am also a girl kisser!!! if you're just like a total gender fuck even better just try thinking of me as an equal opportunity fuck toy for hot trans and queer people fr 🤸🏻‍♂️😵‍💫

[sleepydumplingprincess]

Art by @/YULIQQQ on twitter

[theflowerprincess03]

Where is my wife?

[kennaunderthemoon]

send me asks and make assumtions about me im bored :p

[iamaboringrattat]

tags - bondage, overstim, saying no, cnc, mommy kink and kinda kidnapping (this is my first time tagging smut so my fault)

letting u tie me up for the first time and u decide to keep me.

dumb little girl that lets a mommy tie her up the first time she meets her. she was so persuasive, so gentle with her words that all i could do is nod along.

nodded along as she took off my clothes layer by layer. i gave over my body willingly for her to move as she wishes. ur dumb little toy that is asking to be played with. tell me to “give mommy ur wrists” and i’ll hand them right over. trusting u foolishly.

ending up with them attached to ur headboard. arms above my head, squirming while looking up at u with the sweetest eyes. watching ur hands grip my thighs pulling them apart. being ur obedient plaything begging to have my clit tortured. taking it until ur done playing.

my legs were forced open hours ago with ur mouth latched on to my helpless bud. sucking so deeply, kissing her, licking her with the tip of ur tongue. not giving me a break since u have started. pulling orgasm after orgasm from my poor pussy until my hips buck away. my cunt beginning to pulse as the pleasure turns to pain. hearing my hands start pulling on my restraints attached to ur headboard.

u pin my legs under ur arms, keeping ur pretty pussy still and open for u to properly torture my clit. juices leaking out making their way down my thighs and covering ur face. my poor clit is so sensitive. the pleasure hurts and it’s going to my head. melting ur new toy’s brain.

tears falling as i shake my head no. trying to pull away from ur mouth, mumbling over and over “stop. stop. please mommy stoppp.”

eventually choking out “it hurts! too much… stop please. please. no… no no please fuck! mommy.” words whimpering out when u don’t stop. my tummy is in knots when ur hands rest on it, pushing down slightly. making it worse. holding ur pussy close as more words fumble out that u don’t respond to.

u ignore me. slowing down ur licks, with the the flat of ur tongue. “shh. shut up. you complain too much. wat happened to my dumb little girl who let me tie her up? my dumb toy says ‘thank you mommy’ and comes again for me.”

u make me cum again when u continue sucking. “thank you mommy” can barely make it out of my mouth all i can do is kick my legs. my hips are so secure underneath your arms. my puffy sensitive clit still perfectly placed to be violated by u.

desperately opening my mouth grasping for air. “please. stop. i don’t wanna cum anymore mommy.” so desperate for the end.

“shouldn’t have let me tie u up baby. if u didn’t want me to keep u then y did u let me tie u up.”

“ur all mine now so u don’t get an opinion anymore sweetie. clearly ur so dumb u let someone u barely know tie u up.”

“don’t tell me regret letting my do that. my poor baby needs help to make decisions for herself. only wat i think matters so let mommy have her fun.”

i can’t run away from u so now i’m ur poor dumb little girl that gets treated like a toy. that gets to open my legs whenever u tell me. that gets to say “thank you mommy” every time u make me cum.

[localdumbdoll]

i love when he talks to me like i'm a little bit stupid and i say sorry for being so dumb or something and he says no no i'm not being stupid. it makes me feel special idkkkkkkk

[lyndaris]

No Feelings:

(I have.. no excuses to post this 🧍‍♀️)

This castle, or mansion… whatever it was. It was difficult to navigate, a clever design? No, Alec just has no sense of direction. So easily turned around and lost. It made the goal of finding the destination impossible to her.

Tanlorin was already deep in their cups as they mingled with the crowd. Their favorite wine must be going around and served. Alec thought to herself. Her own glass still full, she has only pretended to take a few sips. Her focus on finding the right hallway to slip away to.

Eyes scan the large room, watch as people walk around to navigate the building. Her ears catch little details of what is where. A slow but effective process to get her where she needs to go.

One opportunity was all she needed to slip by the guards in charge of the east wing of the building. Where all the royals personal rooms and offices were. A calm, collected strut down the hall. This is one of many times her flat expression came in handy. None spared a glance her way as she walked through.

Once she found the desired rooms with the most expensive looking items, Alec placed runes for Tanlorin to recognize should they decide to join her and find where she is. She just hadn’t expected them to appear so quickly, still intoxicated though.

It was clearly obvious that they were tipsy, a smirk plastered on their face. Their body slightly hunched over from the loss of balance in their steps. Not even trying to be stable or stealthy anymore.

“You’re drunk.” Alec stated, a brow raised as her head tilted back to look up at them. Seeing how their smirk grew into a smile. She can’t help but smile herself. “You’re supposed to be smooth talking your way into another part of the building.”

Tanlorin chuckled, a hand waving dismissively. Walking over her, their taller figure looming over hers. Amused by their height difference as they had to lean forward to be at her eye level. Their long arms looping around her waist as they leaned in close.

“…you’re so small~” they teased, a small laugh leaving them as Alec lightly elbowed them.

“Oh, screw you..!” She laughed, playfully pushing them off her.

“I bet you would~” they respond, arms crossed with a smug expression. Earning them an eye roll from the dunmer.

“I will leave you here by yourself-“ she pretended to threaten, an index finger pointed up to them. Her expression failing to stay serious. Both of them smiling at the other. Another laugh shared.

“Come on, have some fun…” Tanlorin whined, their behavior and tone of voice childish. Alec had her back turned as she rummaged through some drawers, in search of valuables that wouldn’t be missed.

“We’re here on a mission, not to party.” The dunmer spoke over her shoulder, her eyes on an item in hand. Trying to decide if it would even be worth anything.

“You’re so serious. Just relax…” They had unbuttoned their shirt, their chest now bare as they slipped off the fancy piece of clothing to toss onto a table. Carefree as they opened the closet to search through the clothes. “It just me or is it getting hot in here?”

Alec was about to ask them their opinion on an expensive looking piece of jewelry but saw them shirtless. Unable to hold back her laugh, even as she covered her mouth.

“Tan, put your clothes back on..!”

“It’s not like someone’s going to walk in on us…” They groan, eyes rolling before their signature smirk appeared. “We can just pretend I’m your personal stripper if they did.”

Seeing how they rolled their hips and pretended to start unzipping their pants only made Alec laugh harder. An adorable sight that made Tanlorin join in laughing. They had noticed that Alec never gets flustered or embarrassed when they tease her like this, had it been anyone else they would whine for them to stop or get equally flirty in return.

“You don’t get flustered very easily do you…” They stood behind Alec, their shoulders and back straightened to their full height. Looming over the smaller Mer with a smug look. Their mischief thinly veiled.

“I don’t feel anything… actually. I never got close enough anyone to feel these…” One hand making vague gestures, the other set down the object she had been holding. Unable to find the right word she was searching for. Her head turned and now seeing that spark in their eyes, one she’s notice they have when they are feeling extra flirty.

“Nothing?” They asked, something dangerous flickering in their eyes as their smirk widened. A sight that would make anyone else blush or swoon… but not Alec. In all her obliviousness, the lack of experience and knowledge with flirting and suggestive behavior, she has no reaction. A blank stare up to the altmer. Might as well have a visible ? above her head.

The dunmer shook her head, now with a faint sense of embarrassment. Turned around to the drawers again. Closing one and opening another as Tanlorin closed the space between them. Their large hands on her shoulders, a slight tug at one end of her shirt to expose the skin of her neck. The touch of their lips on her skin made her tense, ever so slightly.

Affection, intimate touches were so foreign to her. How is one supposed to react? What is she supposed to be doing? Many questions. Yet no answers found.

Alec turned her head towards them, carefully to not bump against their head. “Tan…”

The feel of their hands trailing down her sides to rest on her hips, then turning her around to face them now. Watched as they leaned forward again, very slowly and just enough to be eye level.

“You smell really good-“ they could barely get their words out before laughing. Alec smiled and shook her head.

“Better than your so-called cologne?” She teased, poking at their bare stomach. Watching as they dramatically feigned offense. A hand on their chest as they gasped.

“You love it. Don’t think I don’t catch you smelling me.” They play along, both wearing obvious smiles with their back and forth. Completely forgetting their mission all together.

“Oh, it’s hard to miss. You fill the room with your cologne. Your own personal way of announcing your presence in a room.” It’s been a playful battle between who smells better than the other, a game they’ve played since they had begun their adventures as partners. Alec’s own perfume or Tanlorin’s many self made colognes.

“You take that back. Take it back.” They speak, mocking a serious tone while poking at her belly and sides. Tickling her just to hear that adorable laugh they love. Dodging her attempts to push their hands away.

A play fight that ends with Tanlorin stealing a kiss on her lips. A soft, gentle kiss. Kissing is so weird… but not terrible. She would like it better if they didn’t taste like that wine. Letting their kiss linger before she tilted her head back to break it.

She was enjoying their little embrace after the kiss until she was lifted up off the ground. She often forgets they are much stronger than they look… a warning would’ve been nice before they swept her off her feet, however.

Both arms quick to cling onto them as they carried her over to the desk. Sitting her on top after shoving off all the items that were there before they stepped between her legs.

“Perfect~” they purred, one hand on her cheek. The other planted on the desk beside her leg. Even now, their height difference is noticeable. They still tower over her and have to hunch forward to close the gap. Something they enjoy a little too much. “No feelings yet?”

Well, what is she supposed to be feeling? It felt like a trick question, or maybe a trap… or maybe she is just that clueless she doesn’t understand if this is a serious question or not. Either way, all she can no is shake her head for answer.

Alec almost feels sheepish with her response. Shrinking down in embarrassment but they are quick to shoo away her insecurities. The hand on her face moves just enough so they could trace her bottom lip with their thumb.

“Maybe I can change that…” their suggestive voice fading as they trail off. “I’ve been told I have magical fingers.”

Their hand that was on the desk lifted to show the small sparks of magic at their fingertips. That goofy smile of their’s present as they felt proud for that line. It only makes Alec laugh, whatever worries and fears she had gone now. They are as playful as they are flirty.