#slightly concerning

[clinicallyexhausted]

..... why is the king of the solaire clan following me.... IS THIS CAUSE I MADE FUN OF PORTER CAUSE IM NOT APOLOGIZING

[robynrogerscarter]

Is it concerning that, when I see Coriolanus snow and Lucy Gray Baird, I think of me and my ex?

Not bashing on him, we actually broke up on good terms, but...yeah, looking back we're kinda like those two?

[cellgatinbo]

fascinating new bug where i can’t edit/make new posts at all on desktop

[novelconcepts]

Wife, after expanding her list of “Recognizable Actors” to a grand five people: other couples have the ‘Cheat 10’ lists or whatever. this should be our version.

Me: what, if you can recognize them onscreen, you can sleep with them?

Wife, already laughing hysterically: y-yeah

Me: you know that wouldn’t work

Wife: yeaaaah!

Me: because the hottest celebrity on your list could show up at the club and proposition you

Wife: 😂😂😂

Me: and you STILL WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE THEM SOMEHOW

[pdxbeerandmystery]

So. We passed through this small town in Oregon again this weekend. This is what their Harvest Effigy has evolved into this December. Again, we elected not to spend the night.

I especially appreciate the Christmas lightbulb necklace. It's hard to tell from these photos, but it lights up and flashes.

[misc-obeyme]

Do you think mayor mc cheese is a Dom or a sub

Definitely a sub. He was grilled into existence at some point so he probably has a high pain tolerance.

Though you would have to get him a specially made gag so that it fits on that cheeseburger head of his.

[silversyn115]

Swinging by after the festivities to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. I was told to take a break for the holidays, but I thought: "no. I do what I want. And you CAN'T STOP ME!!"

Point being, I draw nonstop, even on holidays. Brings me peace. And hey, it makes other people happy too ig

Everyone likes putting their cats in sweaters and Santa hats for holiday cards. So I did it for Felony.

I um, I think I should maybe lock my doors tonight.

This might just be a hunch, but I think she liked the other Christmas outfit better-

[helladvertising]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

[logansbaby]

when is it my turn to have an older man fuck me silly and then hold me after????? when is it my turn to be called a good girl?? when is it my turn to be called princess??

[edennill]

Topics of conversation among the elven party come to visit Minas Tirith for Aragorn and Arwen's wedding:

Whether the paintings and tapestries of legendary events made by the city's denizens are accurate

Whether Glorfindel should be shown tapestries depicting his fall

Balrogs don't look like that

Whether Osgiliath really was as pretty as they say

Whether Osgiliath or Annuminas was prettier

Whether the Rohirrim resemble the house of Hador much

Whether Aredhel would have gotten on well with Eowyn (difficult question because on the one hand - gestures at everything - and on the other: Aredhel was a difficult person at times, had never met one of the secondborn and would likely have mortally offended the other within ten minutes)

Another Gondorian woman looking a bit like Lúthien

Why do Lúthien look-alikes turn up generations upon generations after Elros

Does Minas Tirith feature too many stone walls and too little greenery

Is there something wrong with the Noldor for not minding being cooped up within stone walls

There having still been far more greenery in Tirion last time the exiles had been there (7000 years ago)

Whether Tirion was much changed last time Glorfindel had been there (3000 years ago)

Whether Gondorians naming their children after Túrin of all people is taking things a bit too far

Whether an inkeeper should be informed his prized family heirloom is an elvish dinner knife

Whether a courtier should be informed his prized family heirloom had been made by Curufin because on the one hand he might consider it cool, and on the other hand - Curufin

Whether a certain type of cake should best be eaten hot or cold

Can you use osanwë accidentally and is it cheating if it happens while you're playing bridge

[fromcold]

you gotta wonder what kind of landlord louis was though. complain about a leak and next thing you're being taken out by his twink boyfriend

[novaneondream]

Girl dad things

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 13?

Danny just gaslighting the JL and JLD.

They summoned the ghost king obviously Danny shows up cause i love that for him. He’s in human form. He does that on purpose.

Must ppl assume they messed up send him back and leave it at that. Nope not these people.

Constantine is checking the summoning circle again. Just tells Danny he won’t fall for his disguise and that he knows that he’s ghost king. And says he wants to make a deal.

Danny knows this man sells his souls more then his parents claim they want to tear phantom up molecule by molecule and he has no use for a soul anyways. So Danny just says if i was a king i wouldn’t be failing high school. He wouldn’t even go to high school.

Then Danny goes on about how he has a bully so obviously he couldn’t be a king. Not to mention his human non royal parents. They were mad scientist and ghost hunters but that’s as interesting as they got. Also hello he is alive what did Constantine think he was secretly a ghost.

Danny then walks around the circle just pointing at the total correct symbols going are you sure it’s meant to be a crown. What if this king is a queen and has a tiara. Like who are you to assume it’s a king if you’ve never met them.

John isn’t falling for it at all. Now everyone else is doubting him. Batman pulled up Danny on the computer a perfectly normal human child. So Danny is gonna pull out the big guns. Looks at him and goes if i step out will that prove I’m not currently the ghost king.

It’s one of the other JLD members who says he wouldn’t be able to if he was king. It was warded to keep the king in. So Danny who is currently human just steps out.

See he’s totally not the just king. Currently.

Turns out they needed someone to deal with the box ghost. Danny just say oh i got that. He soups him and goes i did say my parents were ghost hunters

Danny failed to realize once he stepped out of the circle they couldn’t send him back that way. So now he is stuck being questioned but hey at least he is in space.

[somegrumpynerd]

How did he know…

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.