#slightly concerning

[clinicallyexhausted]

..... why is the king of the solaire clan following me.... IS THIS CAUSE I MADE FUN OF PORTER CAUSE IM NOT APOLOGIZING

[silversyn115]

Swinging by after the festivities to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. I was told to take a break for the holidays, but I thought: "no. I do what I want. And you CAN'T STOP ME!!"

Point being, I draw nonstop, even on holidays. Brings me peace. And hey, it makes other people happy too ig

Everyone likes putting their cats in sweaters and Santa hats for holiday cards. So I did it for Felony.

I um, I think I should maybe lock my doors tonight.

This might just be a hunch, but I think she liked the other Christmas outfit better-

[robynrogerscarter]

Is it concerning that, when I see Coriolanus snow and Lucy Gray Baird, I think of me and my ex?

Not bashing on him, we actually broke up on good terms, but...yeah, looking back we're kinda like those two?

[cellgatinbo]

fascinating new bug where i can’t edit/make new posts at all on desktop

[novelconcepts]

Wife, after expanding her list of “Recognizable Actors” to a grand five people: other couples have the ‘Cheat 10’ lists or whatever. this should be our version.

Me: what, if you can recognize them onscreen, you can sleep with them?

Wife, already laughing hysterically: y-yeah

Me: you know that wouldn’t work

Wife: yeaaaah!

Me: because the hottest celebrity on your list could show up at the club and proposition you

Wife: 😂😂😂

Me: and you STILL WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE THEM SOMEHOW

[pdxbeerandmystery]

So. We passed through this small town in Oregon again this weekend. This is what their Harvest Effigy has evolved into this December. Again, we elected not to spend the night.

I especially appreciate the Christmas lightbulb necklace. It's hard to tell from these photos, but it lights up and flashes.

[misc-obeyme]

Do you think mayor mc cheese is a Dom or a sub

Definitely a sub. He was grilled into existence at some point so he probably has a high pain tolerance.

Though you would have to get him a specially made gag so that it fits on that cheeseburger head of his.

[icortherainwing]

Shitering...

The word that came out when I attempted to say Quivering and Shivering, but ended up starting with Shivering then going into Quivering.

Maybe I should reduce the caffeine intake?

[sportsallover]

It is only the first week of the season, and there have already been so many retirements

[helladvertising]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

[edennill-archived]

Topics of conversation among the elven party come to visit Minas Tirith for Aragorn and Arwen's wedding:

Whether the paintings and tapestries of legendary events made by the city's denizens are accurate

Whether Glorfindel should be shown tapestries depicting his fall

Balrogs don't look like that

Whether Osgiliath really was as pretty as they say

Whether Osgiliath or Annuminas was prettier

Whether the Rohirrim resemble the house of Hador much

Whether Aredhel would have gotten on well with Eowyn (difficult question because on the one hand - gestures at everything - and on the other: Aredhel was a difficult person at times, had never met one of the secondborn and would likely have mortally offended the other within ten minutes)

Another Gondorian woman looking a bit like Lúthien

Why do Lúthien look-alikes turn up generations upon generations after Elros

Does Minas Tirith feature too many stone walls and too little greenery

Is there something wrong with the Noldor for not minding being cooped up within stone walls

There having still been far more greenery in Tirion last time the exiles had been there (7000 years ago)

Whether Tirion was much changed last time Glorfindel had been there (3000 years ago)

Whether Gondorians naming their children after Túrin of all people is taking things a bit too far

Whether an inkeeper should be informed his prized family heirloom is an elvish dinner knife

Whether a courtier should be informed his prized family heirloom had been made by Curufin because on the one hand he might consider it cool, and on the other hand - Curufin

Whether a certain type of cake should best be eaten hot or cold

Can you use osanwë accidentally and is it cheating if it happens while you're playing bridge

[stressingonlaurels]

guess going mortal doesn't make you a better at gift giving. sad.

[fromcold]

you gotta wonder what kind of landlord louis was though. complain about a leak and next thing you're being taken out by his twink boyfriend

[copperphysics106]

saw this BTS image and i nearly blacked out and its been haunting me for several days lol

[novaneondream]

Girl dad things