#sleepy bois inc brothers au

[bludoby]

Linked Brothers (01/??)

will i be able to make Tumblr cry?

(note: this is probably a year old and the art is really wack- pls go check my real illustrations-)

[artlesscomedic]

tfw your twin borrows your identity to take a short break from a life he feels suffocated in and then fucking dies

[ditzydreamsss]

Little Devil Left Alone (Crimeboys)

Hey guys! Want angst? No? Well that sucks! Here you go :] (There's a drabble the second half I'm quite proud of)

warnings: death, anxiety, hallucinations, major character death(s)

TITLE: Little Devil Left Alone SETTING: hybrids au IDEA:

-- Wilbur has hanahaki, and Tommy doesn't know what that is. He just knows that whenever Wil visits from his trips (it would last a week to months) he comes back with pretty flowers. Tommy loves WIlbur's visits. Then the number of flowers Wilbur brings increases. Until one day, Wilbur doesn't come back. No one tells Tommy anything. Tommy is still waiting for Wilbur's return because he always returns, until one day, someone tells him the news.

-- "Tommy, Wilbur Soot died four years ago."

-- Then Tommy sets off, following the trail of blue orchids, refusing to believe that his brother is dead. He finds Wilbur's two best friends, Quackity and Slime who are living in Las Nevadas. Where Tommy almost gets dragged away, but Quackity himself shows up to stop the guards from throwing Tommy out when Tommy mentions Wilbur. Quackity has to explain to Tommy what hanahaki is. Tommy passive-agressively shoves the chair he's sitting on and runs out after the explanation.

-- Tommy runs and barely stops until he's far away from the city. He runs into a resting place of Wilbur. Then his denial breaks.

-- His child self remembers when Wilbur arrived, it was just all happiness and Wilbur happily gifting Tommy flowers and everyone laughing. But really, Wilbur was obviously sick. He now remembers Wilbur pretending to be magic whenever a flower came up and hiding his pain. His tears. Nights in the house Tommy hears coughing and weeping. The night he heard Wilbur breaking his guitar into pieces. A lot of swearing, then apologizing. Arguments. More memories with flowers.

-- Until Tommy realizes he's drowning in flowers. But it can't be possible. Tommy doesn't love anybody romantically. The person he loved the most, his brother, is dead.

-- Tommy lets himself drown in flowers. Blue orchids cover his vision.

--drabble-- [more death(?) warning. this are were most of the warnings comes in.]

His whole body was consumed by the blue flowers. It entered his lungs and all Tommy could see was blue- ghostly vines tearing his body from the inside, his horns softly falling to join the mass of petals… His hands weren't his. A blue snake made its way to wipe his tears, and everything was blurry but his tears were blue orchids, they just kept appearing and appearing and Tommy felt like he dissolved so why could he still feel the nightmare happening around him? His body belonged to the flowers now, but his consciousness was still there and he could feel splinters of the guitar digging into his skin but he couldn't feel it, he could see he was bleeding blue, and-

and…

this was all a nightmare, right?

it has to be. Please, say it's all a nightmare. Please say it's just all a dream. Please, if there is anyone out there-

CRASH.

See, Tommy could hear Wilbur calling to him now! He could feel his brother's arms around him, giving him a bear hug. Squeezing the life out of him. He smelled so familiar, so safe. He was with Wilby now. He was safe. He was safe. The little devil wasn't alone anymore.

Tommy heard someone scream.

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So what happened at the end: The person screaming is Tommy. He imagined all the flowers (and guitar splinters) in his breakdown. Tommy possibly (if you want to go down the gruesome path), smashed his head by himself with a rock to attempt to free himself from the pain of the memories. Whether he lives and arrives at the acceptance stage, or dies and reunited with his brother, is a choice to be made by the reader.

Maybe Phil or Techno finds Tommy.

ART IS NOT BY ME!!!!

i found it on pinterest :( one big bad thing about that. idk who to credit sob.

[snappycrow]

NO NO NO NO NO! I'M NOT GONNA JUST LET THIS SLIDE!

SBI (Sleepy Boys INC (incorporated)) Is a group name for Minecraft streamers Philza, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade and TommyInnit, that was "created" in 2020.

When i say "created" i mean named because they weren't like an official streamer group they were just a group of friends that were hanging out, streaming together.

Originally the group consisted of only Philza, Wilbur and Technoblade. Tommy joined later.

When the 3 of them were hanging out one night on February 17th 2020, just playing games they all at the same time tweted the same picture. Everyone got confused so Philza retweeted the tweet saying "this post was brought to you by Sleepy Boys Inc." Because it was like 4 am and they were all sleepy.

And this is how the name SBI got born!

Then Tommy joined.

During MCC 8 (Minecraft event) Tommy and Wilbur were teamed together. Tommy kept begging Wilbur that he wanted to join their group, so Wilbur said that he could if their team placed 5th or higher. Unfortunately that didn't go as it was supposed to. So Tommy had another chance in MCC 9. And they did it, they placed 5th and Tommy was on September 12th 2020, officially a part of SBI!

Those four hanged out a lot together and developed a sort of family dynamic. Because they were all different ages;

Tommy was 16 at the time,

Wibur was 24,

Technoblade was 20,

and Philza was 34.

So Philza became a sort of father figure, Technoblade and Wilbur were the older brothers and Tommy was the little brother of the group.

Because of different time zones and scheduals it was really rare for us to see them all play together on the same stream. Then the joke 4/4 was born.

If we saw all of them at the same place hanging out, we would start saying "oh, look 4/4 SBI!" as to all of them were hanging out that day, and streaming together.

Sadly in June 2022 Technoblade pasted away of cancer. (Rest in peace, king ❤️)

This didn't brake the group apart, not even the fandom but it definitely changed something.

We were still joking when the 3 of them were together that it was still 4/4, because Technoblade was now always with them. And he's still to this day.

The group are still very close friends. They are now together in a group channel called Sorry Boys.

But they all got different interests now, and are not hanging out on streams as often as they did.

Wilbur is a lead singer in his band Lovejoy, Tommy is starting a tour with his comedy show, and Philza is still playing Minecraft and probably will never stop lmao. But they are still very close friends off stream and will be for a log time on. :)

Anyways, i hope you all enjoyed this little rant. SBI is always gonna be so important to me and I'm never gonna let this name die. I don't think that anyone will of course. And if we keep talking about them, post art and write fan fics and AUs, I don't think that the name will ever die.

Anyways, SBI forever ❤️!

[genevawrenn]

My Favourite Stories I Have Written, a Blog;

✨Wilbur & Technoblade, Wilbur & Techno & Eret [Twinsduo, Traitorduo, Royalduo]

✨38k The Last of Us AU

✨Wilbur-centric & Techno-centric

✨Graphic Depictions Of Violence & MCD

✨Chapter 2 / 2 (When You're Lost in the Darkness / Look for the Light)

🎵Atlas Falls by Shinedown

"Wil, maybe you are immune?”

“Just put a bullet through my temple Techno, be simpler than second guessing leading to me accidentally killing you.”

“I won’t do that as long as you remain healthy, let’s just keep going and wait out a few more days before I do something so permanent. Deal?”

“...Fine.”

~~~

Wilbur and Technoblade's parents go missing, one after the other when their mother leaves for a routine outing and never returns leading their father to follow suit. Scared but determined the pair of brothers leave their safe haven to search, facing the horrors of the world they grew up in on their quest to find answers. Along the way they make a concerning discovery after Wilbur is bitten, with the tears of losing a close friend on their face the twins find themselves with more questions than answers on this long road they travel.

✨#mcytficfight Team Mushroom, c!Wilbur Soot & c!Technoblade & c!TommyInnit & c!Phil Watson [SBI / Sleepy Bois Inc]

✨12.1k W.C.

✨c!Wilbur Soot-centric

✨Graphic Descriptions & Canon Divergence

🎵Beside You by Marianas Trench

“I don’t know how to do this.” Wil admitted, looking down at the wrinkled hand he still held pressed to his scar. 

“If I know you, and I hope I do because you are my son, you have the strength to face this. Your inner core is pure hellfire, when forged right you could melt the very bedrock we stand upon if you believe it to be best. For you to even begin to accept how far your actions spread you must face the people it hurt the most. For you to get that determination you must see the pain you caused, then do your best to resolve it because your strength comes from those you keep near, fighting for ideals they believe in. You just care so fucking much about things, son, let those things be the ones you once held dear. After all, when you have good connections you can face anything. You might see forgiveness in the smallest places, but it will be a step forward nonetheless.”

✨#3SongsChal, c!Eret & c!Wilbur, c!Fundy, c!Philza, c!Niki Nihachu, c!Technoblade, c!Foolish_Gamers, c!Awesamdude, c!TommyInnit, c!Tubbo [Traitorduo, Prankduo, Divineduo, Royalduo, Eternalduo, Butterflyduo]

✨15.8k W.C.

✨c!Eret-centric

✨A tour of the Royal Archives

✨Graphic Depictions Of Violence & MCD & Canon Divergence

🎵WHERE THE SKIES END by Starset

Each space had its time and place, many combinations of conversations happened as they moved through their histories. Wilbur, Fundy, Tommy, Tubbo and Eret stood inside the Final Control Room as they exchanged apologies, the walls of death changing to mean one of reunions even moons later. Father and son eventually discussed their problems, turning into a family discussion when they moved to Wilbur’s Control Room.

Every place they stopped inspired the spark of forgiveness, from tiny to years old wounds, many things were talked about on this tour.

Tommy and Sam took a moment alone inside the copy of the prison cell the teen died in, coming out looking on much better terms. No more glances were traded between the pair, a tentative peace that would only grow stronger with the right sort of nurturing. 

A private moment happened between Ruler and shark totem when they approached the Egg, the Ruler gave themself the grace of the words the shark had told them time and time again, it was time to let go of the regret.

Each exhibit passed in much the same fashion, the people most affected discussing their experiences and talking about thoughts they held for years. When they stood in front of the desk once more, the tour completed, tension no longer crackled in the air.

Comradery had been forged among these broken soldiers who stood before them, each put through their own personal hells in their time spent here. The Ruler felt the lightest they had in years seeing the fire ignited in so many souls once more. 

This is what stories were supposed to do, to bring others together to listen to others words. To share wisdom and morals, to learn from what happened in the past and move forward into the future. Looking at each face gathered, Eret draws comfort that even through it all, they had said yes to coming today.

[The rest below the cut]

���if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

✨#mcytficfight Team Phantom👻

✨Eret & Techno, Eret & Niki, Eret & Phil

✨13.4k W.C.

✨Eret-centric

✨Pirates & Sirens & SBI goodness

✨Forgotten by NateWantsToBattle

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.”

~~~

Nightshade spent her whole life jumping from crew to crew, following the only magical item that might answer her lifelong questions about the missing part of herself. During her quest she ends up captured by the Shadows of the Abandoned crew who accepts her without condition and she learns to love herself despite the hand life dealt her and unlocks her true heart.

✨q!FitMC / q!PacTW [Hideduo/Fitpac]

✨12.3W.C.

✨q!FitMC-centric

✨Federation Happy Pills aftereffects & Canon Divergence & Romance

🎵How Did You Love by Shinedown

~~~

Finding love in the hints of shaky music and heavy aromas of roses, in the hesitant new beginnings of a starting courtship seeing the worst of each other and still accepting them no matter how battered or broken. They are both on their first dates and their forever partnership, forced together by horrifying circumstances but finding sanctuary in one another's arms and words.

Fit realises just how much Pac means to him after nearly losing him, dedicating himself to treasuring the one who trusted the anarchist to protect him, both healing along the way.

‘Tell me about Technoblade’.

✨q!Philza & q!Chayanne & q!Tallulah, c!Philza & c!Technoblade [Emerald Duo]

✨4.6k W.C.

✨q!Philza-centric

🎵Traveler’s Song by Aviators

The Angel of Death’s new charge commented a dear name to the ancient crow on the sign in front of him, a small blonde child looking at the avian hybrid with wide blue eyes filled with an ocean of curious questions. A dragon skull encased the top half of his face, held by some unknown force as wild gold curls spilled around it. His rose scaled wings were held close to his spine, peering up at the tall older blonde with an expectant stare.

“Oh Goddess, where do I start with that bastard?” Phil said with a wicked smile.

~~~

Philza tells Chayanne and Tallulah of Technoblade's adventures; from the beginning when they were teamed for Minecraft Monday to the Great Potato War, with a few more in between.

“Who are you?”

✨#mcytficfight team mushroom, c!Eret & c!Foolish_Gamers [Eternal Duo]

✨13.5k W.C.

✨c!Eret & c!Foolish_Gamers-centric

✨MCD & Graphic Descriptions & Canon Divergence

🎵creature by Half Alive

“My name is Foolish, I am here to stop the cult!”

The being proceeded to raise an eyebrow while staring at the demi-god, making him wonder why this brunette wasn’t ecstatic that someone friendly arrived and felt rather intimidated by their glare.

“Alright and how exactly do you plan to do that?”

Foolish opened his mouth to explain before falling short, realising beyond getting into the camp he had no clear idea on how to even stop the ritual from happening. Surprising the shark again they let out a rumbling chuckle, a small smile breaking out across their face.

Wilbur’s face doesn’t quite light up like it used to upon seeing them, early days of their country’s formation flashing to mind when they saw happiness when they spoke. Now he seemed hesitant, stopping before them. “Greetings Eret, off to a party?”

✨c!Eret & c!Wilbur [Traitor Duo]

✨3.6W.C.

✨c!Eret-centric

✨Regret & Canon Divergence

🎵Mykonos by the Fleet Foxes

A warm teasing tone sounded through his voice, one white curl falling down his forehead above his crinkled eyes. A hint of worry hid behind that liquid chocolate gaze but he seemed to be in a pleasant mood.

The Ruler laughs, holding the wine up for Wilbur’s viewing. “A party for one if you can believe it.”

“That’s a rather lonely concept.” Wilbur comments, peering at the label in the low evening light.

His reply stung, Eret tried not to let it dig too deeply as they tried to joke. “I am rather used to it. Just me and my bottle of wine, we will spend a lovely night together.”

“Feel up to adding another to that party for one?”

“Wil-Wilbur?” He stutters a bit, shuddering before reaching a tentative hand out to his son.

✨For meIIohisunsets New Years Fic Exchange Event 2022

✨o!Wilbur & o!Tommy, o!Wilbur & o!Philza, o!Wilbur & o!Technoblade [Crimeboys, Sand Duo, SBI]

✨5K W.C.

✨o!Wilbur-centric

✨MCD & SBI Inc as Found Family

🎵Blackbird by The Beatles

Concentrating, he let the blonde feel his cool dead flesh, looking at how his father has aged in the time past. A deep echoed tone rings through his sonorous voice, an eerie marker that he returned from beyond the grave for unknown reasons. “Hello Dad!”

Phil coos, reaching his scarred palm up to caress his son’s strong jawbone. “My son, what happened to you?”

“My own hubris.”

~~~

Wilbur is watching flying lessons between Philza and his youngest chick, Tommy, when the sunshine blonde gets a little too ambitious and the phantom rushes to his side fearing the worst.

[for the rest of the links my AO3 profile is here]

We May Have Lost Our Sanity (We Have Not Lost Our Humanity)

BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS!!!

✨q!Philza & Team BOLAS

✨25.5k W.C.

✨q!Philza-centric

✨Graphic Descriptions

✨QSMP Purgatory Lore Retell

✨Chapter 2/2 (Balance Exists That Calls Through the Abyss / In the Chaos I Create Again)

The Wise Crow Has Been Fooled (A Cage for a Cage)

"Crows remember human faces. They remember the people who feed them, who are kind to them. And the people who wrong them too. They don't forget. They tell each other who to look after and also who to watch out for."

✨q!Philza & Chayanne & Tallulah, q!Philza & q!Tubbo & q!Fit & q!Etoiles [Hardcoreduo, Veteransduo, Codebreakers]

✨7.4k W.C.

✨q!Philza-centric

✨QSMP Non Canon Tale

✨The Call by League of Legends, 2WEI, Louis Leibfried, Edda Hayes

~~~

My non-canon telling of the events from Phil's return to the QSMP after filming and learning of the eggs disappearance up until his capture by Cucurucho.

If the World Wants You Gone, We Will Fight the World

Picking back up his new scythe, his hands find familiar holds on the carved handle as he takes a few practice swings. It had been a very long time since the Angel of Death held a weapon such as this, the past few worlds only allowing him a sword or bow and arrow.

✨q!Philza & Chayanne & Tallulah

✨4.5k W.C.

✨q!Philza-centric

✨QSMP

✨Demons by Imagine Dragons

Flaring his crow-black wings wide, chest hurting as his sky eyes catch the shorn secondary and primary feathers, he allows the moniker to possess him once more. Taking a deep breath as he closes his eyes, seeing battlefields soaked in blood by his hand, he opens them once more to look over this world he woke up in mere months ago.

~~~

Philza is invited to the QSMP Electoral dinner only to find his chicks there, the same chicks he put to bed mere hours ago. As the realisation happens that these are not the real Chayanne and Tallulah, chaos unfolds as two binary monsters suddenly appear.

Gentleness in the Absence of Violence (Despite the Abundance of It)

”We have not touched the stars, / nor are we forgiven, which brings us back / to the hero’s shoulders and the gentleness that comes, / not from the absence of violence, but despite / the abundance of it.”

✨gl!Charlie Slimecicle and gl!Ranboo

✨Generation Loss

✨2.7k W.C.

✨gl!Charlie Slimecicle-centric

✨Graphic Depictions & MCD & Non Canon

🎵Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

~~~

Loneliness smashed into the muscular brunette as Charlie walked past the abandoned storefronts, debris spread across long forgotten floors.

Left behind pieces when not needed, just like him.

Turning the corner of the hall that drew his attention, he freezes at the sight in front of him.

You Make Sure I Always See the Daylight

A Coffee Shop AU about Ranboo, a new student to the city and university, stumbling across The Crows Roost Cafe for some food and he finds so much more than that.

✨#mcytficfight team mushroom, Ranboo & Toby Smith, Ranboo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & SBI Inc [Bee Duo, Allium Duo, SBI Inc & Sleepbees & Friends]

✨32.2k W.C.

✨Ranboo-centric

✨Alternate Universe & Cafe AU & SBI as Found Family

✨Summary continued below

🎵Daylight by Shinedown

A feel good found family story, this follows Ranboo meeting Sleepy Bois Inc and some other recognizable faces, from someone used to being alone to then finding warm companionship served up with his favourite cinnamon vanilla tea.

This will be a multi-part fic telling of how having a support system, even found off random happenstance, can be the best thing that happens to someone.

A White Orchid Broken in the Rain

“You may not remember this, but all of us went through hell to follow your frantic steps. After you left us, when you begged for death which was given to you, we were left in the remnants of what you had done. They were only children, Wilbur, kids left bearing the transgressions of a previous generation’s decisions, something the ones after us should never have to face.”

✨c!Wilbur Soot & c!Niki Nihachu [Rain Duo]

✨11.3k W.C.

✨c!Niki Nihachu-centric

✨Emotional Hurt/Comfort & Graphic Descriptions & Canon Divergence

🎵If You Only Knew by Shinedown

She took a breath, breaking their gaze for a moment before meeting him once more. “You might not have liked any of the things that were said, but I see an element of truth in all of them. So many consequences of your decisions landed on us, the ones sworn to you. While you got death, Wilbur, we got living hell.”

Her words were harsh, her mind finally settled on anger as the words left her full lips. “I do not know how you stand here again today, but I do know every word I've heard so far is deserved. You had the unlucky experience of coming back from the dead to fill shoes stained in blood and its going to fucking suck for a while, but you must face each person you harmed before you can ever begin to feel better.”

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Soft Edges and Sharp Tears

by Anonymous

His name is Tommy Craft, yesterday he turned 14, and he wakes up today to see his dead brother hovering directly above his face—skin pale and greyish, long pink hair untucked and falling onto Tommy in waves, frosty breath making his skin prickle.

"'Morning," says Techno with an easy wave. Like he didn’t die when Tommy was 9, like this is a totally normal Saturday thing for him, like he’s waiting for Tommy to say it back to him.

(Tommy’s not exactly proud of it, but he shrieks.)

—

Superpower AU where Tommy can see ghost!Techno! Tommy-centric, Bedrock Duo, and musings on the dead and the living.

Words: 3073, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Minor Philza, Background and Cameo DSMP Characters, Minor Benchtrio

Relationships: Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, No Romantic Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: TommyInnit Sees Ghosts (Video Blogging RPF), Dead Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Fluff, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Past Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Unreliable Narrator, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Phil Watson Tries to Be a Good Parent (Video Blogging RPF), Bird Hybrid Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Siren Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Civilian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Civilian Wilbur Soot, Civilian Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Civilian Phil Watson | Philza

[writing-wrxngs]

Home Movie

(We going way back! Get some young family cuteness today)

“Alllright, I think it’s on,” said Phil, stepping away from the camera. “Okay. This is just a little video I’m making as a keepsake for the future, so hello from the past,” he said with a laugh. “As we are speaking, the boys are still kids. Techno is nine, Wilbur is eight and little Tommy just turned one. The older boys are in school, well, they’re home now, but during the day they’re in school and Tommy’s just starting to walk.” Phil looked around to see if any of his sons were near. “I think they’re in the playroom. Let’s go see.” He picked up the camera and went down the hall.

Wilbur and Techno were in the playroom, having a play sword fight. “Whatcha doin’?” Asked Phil as he walked in, stepping over a stuffed pig that was on the floor.

Techno noticed the camera his father was holding and made a dramatic swing at his brother. “Winning,” he said, nonchalantly. It was true, he was winning.

Wilbur huffed as he fell down, but he popped back up almost immediately. “Hi dad!” He said, “are you recording? How come?”

Phil ruffled his sons curls. “It’s for the future. Wanna say hi to the future, boys?”

“Yeah!” They both chimed, crowding for the camera.

Using one hand to pull the two boys apart, Phil half laughed half grumbled. “Come on now, we’ll do it one at a time. Techno first.”

Techno made a face at Wilbur and made himself comfortable in the frame. He adjusted the blanket he was wearing as a cape and smiled for the camera.

“You gotta say something, Techno. Just say a little about yourself!”

“Hi, future! My name is Technoblade, but my dad and everyone else calls me Techno! Uh, I take violin lessons and my favorite thing to do is play fight with my brother. That’s where I got this crown from,” the boy said, pointing to the paper crown on his head. It was clearly handmade and had been through a lot of playtime. “‘Cause I’m the best. Also, I got in a real fight yesterday. I won that too but they gave me detention. It was still a good fight though!”

Phil didn’t even want to begin to explain to Techno why that was wrong. “Okay, let your brother have some time on camera.”

Wilbur beamed at the camera. “I’m Wil!” He said. “I lost a tooth last week, see!” He added, mugging the camera. “I got a lot of money from the tooth fairy for it!” He stepped away from the camera. “I don’t get in fights like Techno does. I’m the good kid.”

“No you’re not,” interrupted Techno.

Wilbur turned away from the camera to brother and scowled. “Name one bad thing I’ve done recently.”

“You dropped Tommy last week.”

“You did what?” Asked Phil, his tone becoming more serious.

“Technooooo you said you wouldn’t tell!” Wil whined, giving his brother a shove. “That’s tattling!”

“You said to name something bad you did!” Techno replied, knocking Wil over and wrestling with him.

Phil tried to separate them but failed this time. He sighed in defeat and instead just pointed at Wilbur. “Just so you know, Wilbur, I’m going now, but we are not done with this conversation. I will get back to it, so don’t think you’re getting off easy.” He left, and shut the door to the playroom behind him. “Sorry about that. You know how boys are at that age. It’s rough having two kids that close in age, lemme tell ya.”

Phil then made his way upstairs to the second floor. He passed by Wilbur and Techno’s bedroom and made his way down the hall. “So we had to make Wil’s old room into a nursery for Tommy. Now, I just put him down for his nap a little while ago, so he should be up by now in his crib.” He quietly stepped into the room and looked at the crib.

Sure enough, Tommy was awake and playing quietly with a teddy bear. He turned to the sound of Phil walking in and pulled himself up on the crib bars to stand. He smiled and reached his hands out.

“One moment, kiddo,” Phil said, setting the camera down on a dresser before picking Tommy up. “Hey,” he cooed, pointing at the camera as he stepped into frame. “Look at the camera, Tommy.”

Tommy turned to face the camera, smiling vacantly.

Phil shifted the weight of the boy slightly. “He’s getting pretty big now, isn’t he? Now that he can walk he’s getting into more trouble than ever. He’s gonna be a handful when he’s older, I just know it,” he joked. Saying that reminded him of the scuffle he had just witnessed in the playroom. Quickly, Phil looked over Tommy’s head to see if there were any bumps he missed since he wasn’t previously looking. There weren’t any. He quickly went back to the task at hand, the video. “Wave to the camera, Tommy, can you give a little wave?” He asked, gently moving Tommy’s arm as a demonstration of the action.

He got the idea and gave the camera a little baby wave with his hand, babbling as he did so.

“Heh heh, yeah, say hi!” He said, smiling. “He’s been babbling like this nonstop now. No real words yet, though. We’re all really hopeful it’ll be soon!” He readjusted once again against Tommy’s squirming and grabby hands. “Okay, you’re getting antsy, back in the crib you go,” he said, setting him down and checking the battery on the baby monitor’s batteries.

Leaving the nursery, he took the camera back downstairs and back to the place he had started. He set the camera back down and took a seat in front of it. “Well, guess it’s time to wrap this little time capsule up here. I’m gonna tuck this video away somewhere and hopefully, it won’t be seen ‘til all the boys are grown. That’s... a long time, I know, but with the way time flies, it’ll probably sneak right up on me. Until then, I’m gonna make the most of every moment. I can’t wait to see what life is like when we all see this video together. Alright, goodbye for now.”

[psiithirisma]

SBI superhero AU (shout out to the co-creator of this AU @void-candy !! he helped me lots with this!)

Philza is a superhero, his twin sons are heroes in training, and Tommy is Philza's archenemy, a villain that no one knows his real identity cuz whenever he commits acts of villainy he's inside of this large robot, Sam Nook.

Oh, and Tommy is a 10 years old.

Phil is well-known for consistently emerging victorious from his battles. However, no matter what he does, it seems he can't capture this villain. Which frustrates him even because they have been fighting occasionally for months and with mostly 0 information about this villain's identity.

Expect for this detail the investigators trying to get Tommy's identity noticed, a common factor it's that they only appears when Phil is in hero duty and the villain's attacks don't go beyond petty commotion with minimal collateral damage, almost childish. At least it's something.

Techno and Wilbur are doing their first internship with Phil the next time Tommy appears. It wasn't the first time Phil had back-up or sidekicks, so he isn't really worried.

He should have been, because Techno (and Wilbur but we'll talk abt him later) pretty much kicked his ass.

All SBI are shocked at finding a 10 years old on command of this large menacingly robot.

Meanwhile Tommy it's like "!?!!?! YOU BEAT ME? THAT WAS SO COOL!!! NOT EVEN PHILZA- THE MAN HIMSELF- HAS BEATEN ME IN ALL THIS TIME!!!", all fanboy-ish towards Techno and the latter's reaction is just "...HEH?"

Techno, taking Tommy by the collar of his shirt: uhm. Wil. i caught. the enemy.

Tommy: OMGGG HIIII I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN DUDE YOU ARE SOOOO COOL THE COOLEST THE BIGGEST BIG MAN EVER, BIGGER THAN ME EVEN.

Techno: .....WE MET 5 MINUTES AGO?

They take him to the authorities they discover that, surprise surprise! he has no legal documentation. So they interrogate him. The only relevant information collected it's that Sam, Tommy's father and who made the robot, died years ago. Tommy says he doesn't remember how Sam died.

Since Tommy's 10, doesn't has legal guardians nor papers; after multiple sessions to assure he hasnt any antisocial traits to be concerned about, its decided that he'll be entering a government-sponsored training course for Little Future Heroes as part of a rehabilitation program.

The funny thing it's that Tommy gets the benefit of choosing or at least propose which heroes would he like to be his mentor, so of course he says "I want the Blade!!!". Apparently Techno has his first number one fan.

Sadly, he gets his request denied because Techno is still a hero in training and it needs to be a professional hero.

Tommy: i want the Blade.

Government: He's literally just 18 he isn't even a professional hero, he can't be your mentor.

Tommy, pouting: damn, i guess I'll have to take Philza...

And Philza is. there. hearing Tommy talk almost dismissive of him after spending months fighting, standing next to him.

Phil thinks of denying Tommy's petition, 'cuz fuck no. he's not gonna accept to have under his wing the person that he spent months trying to capture so that in the end all be a game for him to gain the hero's attention

Buuut, there aren't many heroes to mentor the little blonde (a certain hero is available but Phil doesn't trust them), so he would fall under the government's wing and Phil isn't cruel, he's been working as a hero for years to know it won't be safe for a kid so he accepts it resigned.

That aside, when Tommy got all "haha the blade! THE BLADE :D!!! B l a d e ! ^-^" and fanboy-ish, Wilbur was like "huh- i helped Techno beat you??? Why is he the only cool one here" which Tommy responded with "...who are you".

After that, Wilbur tries to get Tommy's validation, respect and recognition, and God he wonders sometimes if it's even worthy for such a gremlin annoying little child under the excuse of helping Techno get rid of the kid since he clings to him like a leech.

So, now Philza is mentoring a kid aside of Techno and Wilbur, Tommy has become Technoblade's #1 fan and copied his hero costume (Techno told him he'd sue him for copyright), Wilbur only wants to be acknowledge for once and Techno tries to avoid Tommy's awful clinginess.

They'll warm up to the little mischievous blonde running around the hero departament eventually, don't worry <3

[demonboyhalo]

Concept: Phil genuinely just...can't tell how old Techno is when he first adopts him. The genocidal pig orphan is tiny, but speaks like a Shakespeare character and can beat anyone in a fight?? Insert parental confusion.

People assume Techno's older bc he's more physically protective of Wilbur and is often the voice of reason, but eventually you can tell Wilbur's actually the eldest brother bc he's got that social maturity that Techno is still too young and anxious to achieve.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tommy: Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma? Like, you’ve been dealing with it for so long that, when you accidentally let it slip out in a conversation, people are like, “Um, oh my God?” and you’re like WOW, I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another.

Techno and Wilbur: *Nodding* Every single day.

[thejustcadmus]

His deep, stuttering breaths are the only thing that fills the empty space of the dark room, the lit torches giving off a light orange hue. Parted lips try to form words, eyes tinted the lightest shade of purple, heart jumping out of his chest. His shoulders hunch, feathers bristling, before he whispers, light as his descent, “I have a family, X.” he blurts, temples still aching from the onslaught of memories. The mental block on his brain from the Watcher’s greedy palms has been cut off, finally, he finally remembers. Xisuma only huddles closer, tucking the other hermit under his chin, humming, “And do you want us to find them?”  His white-knuckled hands tighten, skin brushing against the smooth armor as he nods, dark eyes closed, “Yes. I- I wanna see them again.” A strangled breath, a loud exhale, before sturdy arms envelop Grian completely, “Of course we’ll help you Gri, they’re your family.” And at the reminder, Grian breaks.

Grian looks up, giddy and longing, his wings fluffing up in excitement. He feels the barrier pushing them away, aware of the looming stone brick walls, but he feels nothing of the dread that people spoke of this SMP. Scar sighs exasperatedly behind him, the other Boatem Crew smiling bittersweetly at the glee seen on the builder’s face.  “The Dream SMP is the only one that we don’t mess with,” Scott says, “But all I know is that there is a kid, Tommy, and he’s caught in the dead center of it.” “Caught in the center of what?” Pearl asks, intrigued, with Grian leaning forwards in his seat. Scott’s eyes turn grim, voice lowering, “Everything. The drama, the wars, everything.” And that should dissuade Grian, but that only made him more insistent. That finalized his decision, determination covering his features. Nothing is gonna stop him, from meeting his family. With one shared glance, they follow him. 

He feels a tug that ruffles him, the familiarity guiding him to a random direction, but he doesn’t care at all. He gestures at the others to stay back, in the bustling market, the others nodding to him, with a meaningful glance to his communicator. He smiles, before lifting himself in the air, hovering over the spruce wood of the bridge, “I’ll message you.” he mouths, patting the gleaming sword, making the others’ shoulders sag. 

Grian breathes out, deep lungfuls of air, his wings tucking itself on his back as he surveys the area, a small field of crops and a dirt shack but nicer? in front of him. He brushes a hand through his hair, slowly walking near the door when he notices — a spider hybrid? 

He moves his sleeves up, kneeling quietly on the grass, smiling. “Hello little guy.” he says in a gentlest voice he can muster, making the spider snap around in surprise, multiple limbs pointing sharply to him in surprise. “Ah, I’m not here to hurt you,” he sheepishly says, rocking on his heels. He wipes a hand through his face before sighing, “Do you know of a guy called—” Before a long screech of alarms sound through the speakers, startling everyone, with the door slamming open and loud footsteps. “Shroud! Come on!” A very distressed voice shouts, a tuft of blond hair running outside to stop in front of them. His arms fall to his knees, scarred hands stilling, as he looks up to the abruptly turned door. There, stands one of the reasons why he came. The two brothers’ gazes lock, bright blue and deep brown.

alternate universe where grian, who was held in the clutches of the watchers, finds out about his supposedly non-existent family. with the help of hermits, he goes out of their secluded area to the awaiting arms of the dream smp where he battles against demons. 

gritechbur triplets w younger bro tommy? and with mumza and dadza.

grian takes one look at his family and thought...therapy.

boatem crew spends a week or two and decided they need to take sbi + bee duo (and shroud and michael) away to hermitcraft. 

by that time dream got out of the prison and tried to stop them....

then grian, pissed off, stabs the green teletubby and his family runs... and then, they get to go to hermitcraft and have fluffy and angsty family moments :’)

i want them reconciling and them to act like brothers, sorry, and like, (maybe they’re all immortal? ?? yooo? ??)

(THEY DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABT ONLY HAVING 3 LIVES CUZ THEIR CODE IS GONNA BE REHANDLED BY XISUMA !!)

and then boom ! war between hermitcraft and dream smp as they try to get sbi back...  (probably would’ve wrote this better if it isn’t 3 am in the morning,.,ada,snjshsahc)

[bludoby]

Linked Brothers (07/??)

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA- *shotgun noises*

[artlesscomedic]

phil is BIG mad abt it

[aluminumarachnid]

Happy National Brothers Day :’)

[yuniika]

Wither brothers au

So I have this au in my mind do some time already, and it's with Wilbur and Technoblade. More specifically, they are hybrids of wither in this au, and they are twins, being, technically (I guess?), the two heads at the side of the main head (the head in the middle) of a wither.

They have separated bodies tho, but always stay in some kind of formation: they are always at each other's side, and always carries their brother's head, holding it in the middle of themselves – or it just, you know, floats in there. This 'brother (or sister)' is actually really their brother (or sister), he's the main head holding what would be the main body, so they are actually really triplets, tho their sibling doesn't have a body (not anymore, at least. He held the main body).

But now, the sibling only have the head, and the two brothers have a nether star as their heart, that is their life source. Somehow, Wilbur and Techno got bodies, and maybe the sibling had one too, but something happened to him. Their skeleton is black, so their skulls are also black.

Wilbur and Techno walk everywhere with their sibling. Their sibling is only a head.

The three of them have a connection, possibly caused by the nether star that is their hearts.

Wilbur and Techno do have some parts of their bodies where it looks decaying. Techno has his skull showing in his face, and Wilbur kinda of th side of his mouth.

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Wilbur and Techno where found by Philza, who found the two together with their sibling (who is still just a head) walking though the nether. Philza found them, yes, in the nether, and then he saw that they're only children, are whithout their parents, don't have parents, and then adopt them! Later on they found Tommy, who became part of the family.

[fandomgodmother420]

✨Manifesting an Orpheus arc for Wilbur getting resurrected and going back to the underworld to save his brother ✨

✨Manifesting it mirrors Tommy’s Theseus arc in the sense that Tommy’s story paralleled Theseus until the end, when he got a happy ending instead of a tragedy✨