#sleepiest puppy ever

[stwupiid]

sleepiest puppy syndrome ૮𐔌っ˕ -｡꒱ྀི𑁬ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[r0zeclawz]

looking like the sleepiest most pathetic puppy youve ever seen then you hand feed me a little piece of cheese and i do a badass popeye style powerup sequence and throw 6 buses at random buildings

[starrieangel]

🩷Mouthwashing Age Regression AU Pt. 1🧸

Part 1/3: Kiddo Regressor Curly ♡

Other Parts: Anya, Jimmy

Features: Little! Curly x CG! Reader

Tags: Fluff, Age Regression, Earth AU

Curly

Curly likes to regress whenever life just gets too much. Whenever work gets hard, he'll grit his teeth and hold himself together as long as he can, but the second he gets home from his shift he goes into kiddo headspace ♡

Curly regresses to ages 5-9, the worse day he's had the younger he is.

Curly likes to call his carer (you♡) Mama most often, but if he reallyy wants to tug your heart strings he'll pout a little bit and go “Mommyyy” (or if ur a British Curly believer MUMMY)

“Can we watch one more movie before bed? Pleaseee, Mama?” ♡

You always call him sweetie, angel, darling, but when he's little he's also your special boy, your baby bear ♡

“What a nice drawing! This is going on the fridge, I'm so proud of you baby boy!” ♡ It’s even easier to make him blush when he's small~

He doesn't need or own a whole lot of agere gear, not even very many plushies or toys. When regressed, he's mostly just focused on being comfy. His favorite things when he is regressed is a teddy bear he's had since he was really young, and his favorite blankie ♡

If you're a crafty person, he really likes when you knit/crochet/quilt/sew him things like blankies, socks, etc. They're so much more special because they're from you!

He's a very calm and quiet person normally, and he is equally so when regressed. He just wants to be cozy and quiet, wrapped in his blankets and watching cartoons or videos with his mommy nearby ♡

He likes to watch videos about science, especially about space or about animals. He just zones out and lets his brain relax.

(He specifically likes the Too Cute! Series by Animal Planet, which I recommend to any littles reading ~ Like he just wants to go to such a positive and cozy place!!) You tell him he's the one that's Too Cute and he turns bright pink and hides in his blankies before giggling and going "Thanks, Mama" :)

He doesn't really play pretend or with any toys, but he LOVES coloring. He loves getting new coloring books, crayons, or markers. He'll make colorings just for you (so you can praise him... please praise him, he really loves it ♡)

He literally just wants to be taken care of by you; please pour his juice for him and brush his hair and tuck him in and read him a story and pet his hair til he falls asleep ♡♡

If he was ever regressed in public (not likely bc he is very private with his regression) but if he was, he would follow you around like a puppy, always leaning his head on top of your shoulder/resting his chin on top of your head while he wraps his arms around you, or link your pinkies together so he doesn't get lost ♡

Tl;dr: He is just the sleepiest, sweetest baby boy ♡

Hope you enjoyed! Leave a rb if you enjoyed or comment what you think! ♡♡

[antlerchxrms]

haiiii !!!! ur blog seems lovely and i js wanted to share some headcanons!!!

i do think that little glinda would be very clingy, but her favorite things to do are hold pinkys !!! (fav one eekkk!!!!) and lean her head on her mamas shoulder. but i also think she would enjoy gift giving ALOTTT, especially homemade things like making little cards, drawings, or crafts that she definitelyyy made after she finished all her other work. (i hc she likes giving expensive stuff when shes big, js another thing to share.)

if u don’t mind, do you think you could share one???? i wanna know what u think that little glindas nighttime routine would be!!! thank uuuu

.🦌☀️

YOU THINK MY BLOG IS LOVELY IM SWOONING :DD I am always down to sharing hcs!!

But!! I hope u don’t mind me turning this into hcs cuz I’m in a writing mood :))

Bedtime headcanons!

- Babygirl is UNBELIEVABLYYY fussy when it comes to bedtime sometimes,, whining and practically throwing a small tantrum if she’s too wound up to go to bed. Elphaba could practically get a headache from it sometimes (she tries not to!! Elphie needs quiet time,,)

- Glinda loves loves loves trying to be independent during bedtime, picking out her whole pajamas and trying to brush her teeth/hair but it takes maybe a couple minutes before she’s calling out for help. “Mamaaaa, need help!” And she just offers Elphaba the toothbrush/hairbrush with big ol’ puppy dog eyes,,,

- has a very specific routine, no matter what, even if in Fiyero’s dorm for a sleepover. It goes; snack, pajamas, teeth then hair and Glinda will have a meltdown if off by even a moment. (She can’t help it :(( trust)

- Fiyero and Elphaba try to help along with her routine as best as they can, even if Glinda is too energetic to slow down, ushering her around gently with small words of encouragement. “Come on, princess, teeth then we can focus on getting a stuffie, hm?”

- insists on sleeping almost on top of one of her caregivers, even if it’s way too hot she needs the contact to feel comfy enough to even doze off a tiiiny bit. Fiyero is not a big cuddler but he tries, he practically like starfishes around the bed and Glinda almost follows him to do so, Elphaba insists on sleeping by the wall because of it. (She has gotten kicked off once, nd it was funny but very annoying to the green witch at 4 in the morning.)

- has practically a whole mountain of stuffies and she needs to give them all goodnight kisses or else she believes they’ll all be veryvery angry at her. Glinda makes Elphaba do it as well, but only to a couple of them, she doesn’t insist on it as heavy as sleeping next to her, they all go by the foot of her bed then!!

- Glinda owns the fancy kind of defusers? Like with the essential oils n everything! Her favorite scents r citrusy, Elphaba’s are lavender, and Fiyero’s is kind of piney! It’s a turn system to who gets to put their little thing in the machine,, or Glinda n Fiyero play rock paper scissors until someone wins to put their preferred scent in!!

- Glinda can sometimes struggle with insomnia? Even being the sleepiest girl ever sometimes it just never comes very easy and it frustrates her to no end,,, Elphaba tried to ease this by bringing her into her lap and reading her stories with the little pop up book of Oz until she feels tired enough to doze off. (It works on both Glinda and Fiyero but he would neverrrrr admit it)

[huckleberrykai]

husband Kai u say👀👀👀👀👀👀

Im half asleep too so pls don’t mind me not elaborating my thoughts 😭

But first: kai proposing to u. He tried to do something fancy with the help of the boys but turns out every time he tried to pop the question he’d just chicken out😭😭😭😭😭 and one day he came back from work super tired and decided to sleep at ur place, crushing down on the bed with you wanting some cuddles and when my boy is half asleep whining about taking a shower he mumbles something about getting married and you’re just like YES I DO

Ahem anyways soft husband kai who tries his best to make you a nice breakfast ALL THE TIME, not just in special dates or whatever. He’d bring breakfast in bed and feed u😠 (if u happen to be pregnant he’s be so soooooooo gentle with u, always patting ur belly while u eat ☹️)

Husband kai who looks like a giant golden retriever and always tries to make u happy and dad kai who feels so overwhelmed in a good way when u tell him ur pregnant ☹️☹️☹️ he’d do researches all the time, buy books to learn more about gentle parenting and buy those corny baby clothes to match with you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭

FUCK GHIS IS SO CUTE HDJSKL

crying at ur proposal idea 😭 he'd almost propose on accident, whining into your shoulder cuddled up on the bed. he's still fully clothed fresh home from a long day of practice, and all he wants is a warm shower and cuddles - but he's so tired he can't carry his body over :(

"kai baby you've gotta shower."

"hmmmph,, don't wanna. 'm comfy."

his face is nestled into your chest now, delicate hands holding an iron grip on your waist keeping you close.

"well... how about i get in with you? i can wash your hair for you. we'll be quick then we can get back in bed, i promise."

he looks up at you with the biggest sleepiest puppy dog eyes that are just filled with so much love for you.

"you mean it?"

"well i'm not letting you stink up my clean sheets," you tease.

he laughs along with you but the love in his eyes doesn't waver. "i love you so much. thank you." he smiles wide and sweetly. ".. should just wife you up right now." he mumbles.

"i'm down."

"w-what? you wanna marry me?" his eyes blow wide and he hugs you tighter, holding eye contact and squishing your sides.

"of course i do. i'm not dating you just for shits and giggles kai."

"no i mean.. i mean will you marry me? like seriously? like.. now?" his voice is nervous and shaking a little, tiredness seemingly gone.

"are you proposing right now?" you laugh, and when he nods adorably and his hair falls into his eyes you can't help but lean down and kiss his pouty lil lips :(

"there's a- there's a ring in my backpack!" he jumps up to route through the overnight bag that he brought to your apartment. "i couldn't find the right time but i-"

he didn't even need to finish the sentence before you're jumping up after him and kissing him again. "yes, i'll marry you! now come on, let's shower then you can put that ring on me, m'kay?"

EHUEHEUHEH THEN HUSBAND KAIII he's so soft :(

OH UR SO RIGHT ANONIE he lovessss to make sure you've eaten enough, even feeding you sometimes because you're his baby and you deserve to be fed and pampered <3 also thanku for supporting my tummy lover hyuka agenda bcs his hand is gLUEDDD to ur tummy at all times. he loves when you've just eaten together and cuddle on the couch so he can rub your nice full tummy - and he smiles when you let out a content sigh.

and kai doesn't cry a lot, if ever - but when you tell him you're pregnant with your first baby together.. oh he's BAWLING. hands on tummy intensifies x1000 which you didn't even think was possible. he's stressed but so so full of excitement and love <3

THE GENTLE PARENTING IS SO TRUE HE'S THE NUMBER ONE SOFT BOY !!!! and the matching outfits :(( he'd definitely already be planning Halloween outfits for the three of you and showing you the silliest ones !! he's also the kinda husband that wakes up at 3 in the morning because he thought of a possible name and just HAS to tell you or write it down. (he's not gonna wake you up, he knows better than to disrupt the sleep of his pretty pregnant wifey >.<)

also he's just obsessed with you when you're pregnant!! he's obsessed anyway but you just look so pretty and glowy carrying HIS baby he just feels so protective over you and your little bean :( seeing that ring on your finger and the bump of your tummy just reminds him of the love you share and how much he wants to protect and love you forever :(

man he's just the cutest husband n dad in the whole world he's lovely <3

[puppyspiss]

I am the sleepiest puppy in the whole wide world ever

[abiiors]

would love more matty fluff!! maybe surprising him on tour? or moving in with him? something cute/domestic?

This one has allusions to sex but nothing too graphic or smutty. Also, snuck in a reference to one of my favourite movies ever ;)

Move-in Day

The sun is barely peeking above the horizon at this early in the morning. Yet you are wide awake and ready for the day. A thrum of excitement passes through you as you check the time on your phone. 

6:15 am

Matty will be here in about an hour and you just can’t keep still anymore. It’s the day you’ve both been waiting for. 

It’s move-in day!

Your room is almost empty, all you have to do is pack up the futon you slept on last night and fold the blankets. The rest of the apartment is also in a similar state of emptiness and your living room is neatly arranged with several big cardboard boxes. 

At 7 a.m. on the dot, your boyfriend of 8 months arrives with coffee for both of you. The first thing he does is grab your waist and give you a long, sweet kiss.

‘Good Morning, darling,’ he mumbles against your lips and pulls back to look at you. 

In his vintage jeans and jumper, he looks like the perfect soft boy. What’s more, he’s practically bouncing on his heels with excitement. It’s palpable really—his energy, his laughter, it’s all infectious. 

The packers and movers are scheduled to come in the next 10-15 minutes so you simply sit on the floor and enjoy your coffee. 

‘I’m so happy, Matty,’ you confess.

‘I’m ecstatic,’ he replies.

It’s all a flurry of activity after that. The movers help you load the boxes into the truck—there aren't many to begin with. His house is on the other side of the city but at this time of the day, there’s barely any traffic. You both follow the truck in his car, help the people bring the boxes in and thank them when they’re done. Once the door closes, he hugs you from behind and rests his chin on your shoulder. And it doesn’t take you long to realise that standing there with Matty between piles of boxes might be the happiest you’ve ever been.

As always his playlist is chaotic. One moment, you’re swaying along to some Cigarettes After Sex and the next he’s wiggling his butt to Cardi B. You make sure to snap several videos of these moments as he mimics throwing a lasso at you.

‘Are you going to use that as blackmail material?’ he asks.

‘No, these are just for my personal viewing pleasure,’ you throw him a cheeky wink.

‘Mm, pervert,’ he laughs and then yelps when you chuck a pillow at him. 

It doesn’t take a lot for both of you to get distracted multiple times. He’s astounded by the sheer amount of signed books you own. He has to make you sit down and ask about each of the signings you’ve been to. Then he spots Joan Didion in the collection and it somehow morphs into a discussion about living in California during the 60s (it would be your La Belle Époque, you both agree). 

You end up in a tickle fight when you disagree about some trivial thing. The living room is filled with the sound of your shrieks and giggles as his fingers dig into the soft curves of your stomach and yours trace his neck as he shivers in delight. That, in turn, morphs into you making out in the kitchen as he makes you sit on the counter and moves to stand between your legs. He’s like a man starved as he presses kisses down your neck, runs his hands up your ribs. You can’t get enough of him, his smiles, his breathy moans.

But then the bell rings and the spell is broken. He curses, tries to hide his very obvious boner and runs to the door. Two minutes later, he comes back with boxes of pizza. You grab some cold beer from the fridge in the meantime. The food makes you sluggish and sleepy but Matty is apparently a bottomless pit of energy today. 

It’s only when you give him the sleepiest puppy eyes and a pout that he pulls you into his chest and asks you if you want to take a nap. The answer is yes, of course, but then you look around you and see all the unopened and half-opened boxes. He notices your gaze and immediately makes you look at him. 

‘Don’t worry about them, this is your house now and they are not the boss of you,’ he declares. 

It makes the butterflies in your stomach go crazy. He’s right, it is your house now. The idea might take some getting used to but the sheer excitement is there. 

‘Alright then,’ you beam up at him, ‘I’m going to take a nap in my bed.’

‘We are going to take a nap in our bed,’ he corrects and whisks you away.  

[xoxoemynn]

happy birthday marianne!!! i hope daphne has bought you many presents 🎈

Thank youuuuu! She has given me many cuddles today, which I am counting as presents. 💕 Please enjoy this photo of her being the sleepiest puppy of all time ever.

[multifandombullshitbabes]

chaotic sub squad phoenix bob fanboy and payback. halo later on.

this is the group that first learns abt bob's hidden bitch personality, his inner fat old grumpy cat energy. its the first one to suffer nat, drunk of her ass, try to carwheel in high wheels and surprisingly not fail.

bob n nat are trying to get mickey n reuben together the whole time. also mickey is always flirting with bob but bob playfully only compliments reuben. its chaos.

bob is normally the only sober one, and always warns them when he gets to be drunk with them. he ends up being the sleepiest drunk ever. he will fall asleep on the floor. theyre dragging him everywhere.

mickey n bob are like puppy and cat but if both were equally capable of destruction and crimes. mickey got bob into kpop and now carpool is just them both screaming the lyrics. nat joins in and screams gibberish while reuben is busting some moves.

halo brings the secret quiet weapon energy, cuz she is a mystery and also very cryptid, but kind and cute, so its fine. the boys r trying to get the girls together. bob feels like a fourth wheel most days

mickey n bob both bond a lot over being trans men. yes, they have kissed. they have yet to fuck. bob is playing hard to get since he finds it hilarious. mickey is whiny abt it. reuben is not as jealous as he thought he'd be

reuben n bob r the only ones that know nicki minaj's raps by heart. yes, reuben fills in with the n-words. carpool is very good in this squad

most pics they take on their nights out become memes and are used n abused by the rest of the daggers squad. reuben keeps sending them all to the groupchat whilst still drunk

nat is absolute shit at making drinks. that wont stop her tho. bob n mickey wish she would (theyre too curious to not try them and finish them, even if theyre more akin to poison than alcohol)

i love them all so much, can u tell??

[softplumbs]

HELLO I HAVE TO GO IN GAME BECAUSE MY QUEUE IS EXHAUSTED AND EMPTY.

But first I wanna show you last month's friends!! (Because my poor phone has like 3k pictures and more than half of those are shelter doggies and foster cats and I need someone to see them tysm)

First off we have little one eyed wonder being the silliest, softest AND sleepiest little puppy I've ever met. Instantly got adopted a couple of weeks after he was found. I love him. When I say soft I don't think u understand, he's a cloud.

And this is our little spicy chicken nugget staying at our 5 paw hotel for about a week. And I might cry when he leaves, but at least he'll get a home about as instantly as puppy did so I'm HAPPY HAPPY. BUT this little shit, has the entirety of the living room at his disposal with the couch open into a bed and where does he choose to sleep? Behind the washing machine. In fact I had to pick him up and take him to the couch to cuddle and when he was done he formula 1'd back to behind the washing machine.

[killdozerrr]

Attachment obsession and insomnia?? Anyways Hiya Lilith :3

you got the attachment and obsession correct but i am actually the sleepiest puppy girl to ever live and im about to go do big eeps, im just a night owl but i have a bedtime hehe HEWWO JINN ♥

[sleepysheepd]

Ive been having weird dreams lately. Some good, some just uncanny in its own way. Idk. Dreams are weird in general, right?

I should remember the good dreams as much as the bad ones. Like one dream, I was taking care of a pug puppy. My grandma was at my apartment too helping me. The puppy was brought by my bf. This dog was the most well behaved sleepiest pup you could ever imagine. Just adorable, cute and innocent.

You have something like that in real life you just have the urge to protect it as much as you can just because the world is a dangerous place. But that might also hurt it as well. If I will have spent a year with that pup and watch it grow, just let it explore the backyard first before taking him into the real world.

[writefulclown]

belphie in sleepy puppy mode

belphegor x gn reader (2nd person pov) can be read as platonic (if u ignore the demanding kisses part); pure fluff

you know how when dogs wake up they're like,, really warm? and the sleepier they are the clingier they get? if you don't then i've just managed to run into several weird dogs. but either way i present to u... belphie, but he's like a sleepy puppy

whenever belphegor's sleepy he's absolutely the most pathetic little baby you've ever laid your eyes on. whiny, barely able to hold himself up, trying to touch you in any way possible, and oh so warm.

most of the time you can hear him before you see him. he seems to enjoy making as big of a show out of dragging you away to sleep with him as he can. he wants everyone to know that he's stealing you. the irritated looks, glares, and scowls that are thrown his way each time fuel him.

it starts with him getting out of bed as loudly as possible. he might even fall out of bed if he's feeling extra dramatic. he'll shuffle down the hallway, calling your name in the groggiest, sleepiest voice you've ever heard. he has also bumped into walls to further emphasize just how tired he is.

once he's located you (somehow it always feels like he looked all over the place for you, even though he takes the most direct route to you) it somehow gets worse. he's always wrapped in a blanket, hair messy, hardly able to keep his eyes open, holding a pillow. as soon as his eyes land on you he's whining and making his way over with slow, wobbly steps, not even picking his feet up. he'll find a way to lean against you or, better yet, if you're sitting he'll flop across your lap, occasionally just falling asleep on you instead of taking you away.

from there he'll get even closer. engulfing you in his blanket, rubbing his cheek against you, burying his face into any part of you that he can, almost whimpering as he asks you to go and nap with him. if he can he'll even give you the irresistible puppy eyes. he has cried because you didn't go to bed with him fast enough. but like... on command, just to make you feel bad and hurry up, not because he was actually sad. he's not above manipulating you, you know this.

and once you're back in his bed (not yours. he's not risking anyone else joining you and his bed is infinitely more comfortable anyway) he's immediately clinging to you and expecting the same from you. if you're not holding him like it's the only thing keeping you from dying it's not enough. he also requires kisses on his head. if you're not loving on him enough he'll whine like a dog and bump his head against you. give him what he wants IMMEDIATELY!!!

now, circling back to the "most of the time"... sometimes he scares you half to death by simply... appearing next to you. one moment you'll be enjoying your alone time, reading a book in silence or doing anything, really. and when you happen to turn yourself he's suddenly right there. you fling yourself back, heart racing, adrenaline pumping through your body. he'll blink slowly, head drooping to the side, mumbling about needing you to sleep like he didn't just nearly give you a heart attack.

every single time you're alone he manages to approach so quietly that you don't notice him until you get the unnerving feeling of someone being in the same room as you without your knowledge. but every single time he causes you to almost jump out the window or punch him in the face, you feel compelled to forgive him by how adorable he is. how can you deny him the nap he requires when he's so tired that his eyes are blinking all wonky and out of sync...

if you're already in bed with him you're not getting away from him. as soon as he wakes up, even if it's for a moment, he's crawling onto you, near begging for kisses and obviously expecting you to play with his hair. you have to give in because he refuses to fall back asleep before receiving the affection he's demanding.

during winter he's especially great to be around since he heats up so much while he's sleeping. it's like those plushies that you can stick in the microwave to warm up, but a whole man. and a really clingy man at that.

[fox-guardian]

was struck with inspiration this morning and cranked out some fluff.

~1k words, light angst, mostly fluff, and there's mag 200 spoilers so ye

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three times jon was clingy, and one time he wasn't

Martin could tell that Jon was unsure of how much space he should be giving him once they had gotten out of The Lonely and into the safehouse. He had been staying close, but not too close, ever since they’d arrived. Just lingering by the doorways of rooms Martin was in if he himself didn’t have any business in there. By the end of the first day there, though, they had talked about boundaries and decided that hugs were fine. More than fine. Martin wouldn’t mind if Jon gave him hundreds of hugs a day. He didn’t say that, exactly, but he implied something close to it. Close enough that it wasn’t too difficult for the two of them to tuck in next to each other on the only bed in the safehouse, albeit with a bit of space still between them. Baby steps.

Martin woke up the next morning with a warm presence pressed against his side, a head pillowed on his chest, and an arm draped across his middle. His heart swelled as he looked down at Jon’s sleeping face, peaceful yet looking very grumpy about being unconscious. He knows it’s just the way his eyebrows are shaped, but he just looked so mad to be so peacefully asleep. It took everything in him to suppress a giggle at the adorable sight.

He laid there, feeling all warm and fuzzy until he realized he needed to use the little gentleman’s room. He slowly tried to extract himself from Jon’s sleepy embrace, before feeling a squeeze around his middle and hearing a soft noise of protest coming from the sleepy man beside him. He froze, listening for another sign that Jon might be awake. When he heard nothing, he tried to wriggle away, only to be pulled back again, with another sadder sounding noise of protest from Jon getting muffled by his chest. Martin’s heart melted, and he carefully shifted back into lying comfortably on the bed, wrapping his arms around his beloved.

He could hold it, just for a little while longer. He had a very important person to cuddle with until then.

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Martin woke with a start as he always did, now. The nightmares quickly fading from his memory, only leaving behind a cold sweat and a chest heaving with quickened breath. As he took in his surroundings, he began to ground himself. He saw their bedroom, the edge of their bed, the drawers and the bedroom door. He could hear the faint sound of wind whipping outside, and distant screams. Out of the corner of his eye, though, he could see newly-turned-white curls peeking over his shoulder, and he could feel arms wrapped tightly around his middle, and a face buried into the back of his neck.

He laid his hand over Jon’s, gently stroking over his knuckles. He knew he was awake. He didn’t sleep anymore. He felt him nuzzle in closer, and hold him tighter, clinging like he was afraid Martin would disappear if he let go. Martin didn’t mind. Jon was holding him so tightly to try and make him feel safe, and he’d be lying if he said it wasn’t working. He shifted, cuddled closer to him, and didn’t fall asleep again.

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Upton House was quiet. No screams, no crawling monsters, no eyes in the sky. Just the warm sun peeking through the curtains as they rested in bed. Martin knew they wouldn’t be able to stay long, what with Jon becoming so confused and disoriented already, but that was okay. This would be enough for now. So on their first proper morning waking up in their quiet little room in Upton House, Martin was more than happy to stay in bed for a while. Especially if it was with the man currently sprawled on top of him.

Jon’s head was pillowed on his chest, his arms tucked under Martin’s sides, and his legs draped around him, guarding him like a reverse turtle shell. But this wasn’t Jon’s way of guarding him, really. This was just Jon indulging himself and being comfortable being affectionate with him. Martin was glad he felt safe enough with him to be this way, not to mention how cute it was.

He looked down at the top of Jon’s head and saw that his hair was growing in black again at the roots, and at the center of the whorl at the top of his head he saw a small bald spot forming. He thought about growing old with Jon, and being able to kiss each other’s deepened crows feet, wrinkled hands, and empty patches where hair had been. He thought about how likely that outcome would be, realistically, and softly kissed the tiny space on Jon’s head.

He shifted slightly, and Martin rubbed his back to soothe him in his sleep, and then allowed himself to slip away again into that soft bliss with him.

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After everything, they were safe.

He shouldn’t be alive. Or at least, that’s what the guilt tells him. His heart had stopped, but the doctors had pulled a bloody miracle and saved him somehow. So he supposed he had died. Again. If only for a short while.

But now, he was safe. They both were. Safe in a warm bed, somewhere else, with sunshine peeking in through the curtains at them. Jon was awake, and Martin was plastered to his side, face buried in his chest and hand tucked under his chin there. Jon was comfortable, and happy, and surprised that he had woken up before him. He wasn’t much of a morning person, especially not when he was going to sleep with Martin every night. It was hard to wake up so early while feeling that safe and warm, but here he was, on that rare occasion that he woke up first. He wanted to take advantage of it, to make a nice warm breakfast for the two of them to enjoy in bed. How lovely would that be?

After a few minutes of fantasizing, he finally decided to try and wiggle away to actually make the food. But a heavy hand slid across his front and tucked itself under his side, pulling him close, a muffled sound of protest coming from Martin as he nuzzled into him.

Jon paused, heart melting, and looked down. Martin’s face was still buried in his chest, and he wasn’t moving now. Just lying still against his side, warm and comforting, holding him so tightly. Jon shifted again and Martin squeezed him, making a sad little sound before he lifted his head to look at him with the sleepiest puppy-dog eyes Jon had ever seen. His hair was a mess and he still looked half-unconscious, and Jon’s heart melted into a puddle. He settled back down, and stroked Martin’s hair back into place, rubbing his back with his free hand.

Breakfast could wait. He had a very important person to cuddle with until then.

[huckleberrykai]

concept: babying drunk jjunie :( he’s so cute and clingy i know he’s so lovey when he’s wasted

YES OMG

taehyun calling you to go pick him up after they've been drinking and IMMEDIATELY he jumps on you like "BABY!! 'm-missed you!!"

he's sleepy and hiccuping and basically drapes his entire body weight on you while you're trying to walk him to the car. he has his hands on your thighs the whole drive home and tries to kiss you at every red light.

"no more kisses jun. you taste like whiskey."

*cue the saddest most puppy dog looking man you have ever seen*

"n-no kisses? :(("

give this drunk man his kisses i swear to god-

ALSO ALSO definitely the kind of guy to get home and his brain is so fried that he doesn't recognise you. you try to take his clothes off so he can sleep better and he's like "no! go away! i have a partner who i love very much!"

you try to explain to him that you ARE his partner but he is nawtt having it.

"'m sure you're very lovely but i l-hiccup love Y/N!"

he sleeps on the floor like a log. you cannot convince him to get in bed with you. he's the SLEEPIEST drunk like my guy is out like a light. he wakes up in the middle of the night though because he needs to pee, by which time he's sobered up a bit and he sees you sleeping all alone :(( his baby :((

so once he pees and comes back he gets into bed with you, whispering, "'m sorry baby. must be so cold all alone up here :("

definitely cheers up when you stir a little and settle yourself into his arms. "'s okay junnie. go to sleep and i'll get you some medicine tomorrow."

gives you more sleepy drunk kisses and holds you so so tight you almost can't breathe, he just wants to be close to you :(

he falls asleep with you thinking about how lucky he is to have you... and how he is not prepared for the hangover he's gonna have tomorrow.

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Agere What We Do In The Shadows (2014) headcanons? 👀

OKAY I actually have so many of these but quick disclaimer I can't remember which ones I got from the anon's from tinytinybumblebee so

in my hc Anton and Viago are each others cg's and trade off taking care of each other - Viago is much more open to the concept whilst Anton can be quite a bit shy when it comes to being tiny.

Anton:

Regresses from about 0-5, pretty embarrassed about being so small, especially as the alpha of his pack, so he rathers to just curl up next to Clifton or Stu and pretend he doesn't need anything someone that tiny would (of course, the second he finds out, Viago gives him everything someone that teensy tiny could ever want or need).

definitely a pup, loves to chew on things, prefers squeaky chew toys over babydolls or legos (though he still likes them anyway).

definitely likes to play 'Alpha', using baby dolls and teddies to act as his 'pack' as he tucks them into bed or tries to feed them imaginary food.

definitely a cuddly baby. needs cuddles to get through the day. will accept being squished but if you don't give him cuddles you will find a little pup trying to wiggle himself face first behind you on the couch.

when he's big he struggles a bit with his wolf instincts (chasing sticks, howling, barking, etc) but when he's tiny? all that goes out the window. If a car is banging and revving down in the street you know he's at the window barking and howling before Viago can pull him away. Viago has to buy him a harness because every time he sees something 'cool' on a walk he just has to chase it, and Viago can't deal with the stress of a lost pup again.

He chews on literally everything. like everything. shoes, furniture, toys, clothes, anything he can get his sharp little teeth on. The vamps and the pack conspire to get him a mouthguard so his sharp werewolf teeth can't eat the table legs and give him splinters again.

whenever he's too small to be comfortable around the pack Viago scoops him up and flies him to the vampire's 'flat'. Despite both their aversion to werewolves, both Deacon and Vladislav quite like Anton, giving him scratches behind the ears and not minding when he presses up against their legs, asking for a cuddle as they watch pre-recorded daytime tv.

he is still a puppy, so sometimes he 'bites' - or really just kind of mouths with tiny bit of teeth - on people's hands or ankles. Deacon absolutely despises this, tries to scold him until one of the other vampires sees and tells him off for it. Vladislav doesn't mind so much.

must be warm. requires every blanket and beanie and pair of socks and pair of mittens in order to sleep, including the air conditioner set as high as possible and an electric blanket to curl up on. it especially help when he wants a cuddle from Viago, who's essentially a 'living' ice pack.

sleepiest baby alive. most of his time spent small is spent curled up fast asleep

Viago:

regresses less often than Anton but doesn't hide it at all, so even though Anton slips quite often, most people see Viago tiny and assume he's just easier to slip. He's closer to 3-6 but occasionally slips a bit further

Most often regresses with the vampires and clings to Vladislav's side, but love love loves when he can be tiny with Anton over at the pack house.

He's also a biter. With anton it's more just instinctual actions of affection whilst Viago either does it accidentally or on purpose because he's feeling cheeky.

he often pierces the nipples of his bottles - he's enough of a messy eater when he's big, but the second he's small it's a disaster. Deacon insists on feeding him with those guinea pig bottles with the metal mouthpiece, but it hurts viago's fangs the first try and Vladislav bans it from the house.

He likes to play very intricate games, roping in anyone in the vicinity to join in and help his dollies and barbies and action figures fly around

He's very well behaved - he certainly gets into trouble often but he doesn't mean to. he just needs to be supervised and he's the loveliest little boy ever.

he can get spooked easily, and has spent a good few nights curled up in Deacon's arms upside down and wrapped up with Vladislav after he'd sent all those strange women out of his room.

Vamp teeth do eventually wear down, and Viago is always left teething on rubber rings and Vlad's fingers while his new fangs are growing in.

when the time comes, Anton and Viago do regress together and get the fun sleepover/cousin treatment. Vlad and Deacon help Anton make a little nest to sleep in and let Viago join him for his nap, they get to go out on walks and have to take a bath when they inevitable get all muddy. Feeding Anton is a bit of a struggle for the vamps, who haven't eaten proper food in years, but they get most of it in him with little issue.

Viago is the little brother of the pack and Anton is the teensy baby of the vampire household.

also the others and what I see them as:

Deacon: occasionally regresses, mostly just a cg

Vlad: cg

Nick: tiny

Stu: tiny

everyone in the pack regresses to some degree, the lower in the pack hierarchy the more often and vice versa. it's good for the pack to be able to take care of each other, like a weird group exercise.

I actually have no ideas for what they would call each other like idk who would be the papa they all have such different vibes yk