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Move to the empty town to live with a cute artsy boyfriend and his brothers helping them murder people and makinf art
OR
Take a job as a nanny in a remote part of a country to take care and love an adorable manchild living in the walls
OR
Go camping to the Lake and stay there forever in the cabin with the huge teddy bear of a husband (who sometimes murders people, but it's not important)
Me at 15 after watching horror/slasher movie: locks all doors and windows, double checks them and going to sleep with the main lights on under the thick blanket and 911 on speed dial.
Me at 23 after watching horror/slasher movie: putting my sexiest lingerie on and mood lighting, “Oh, I hope no sexy slasher breaks into my apartment to kill my flatmates and have their way with me all night long”
GUYS I NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED THIS MAN AS MY HUSBAND LIKE RIGHT NOW😫
why he gotta be so fine and such a literal CUTIE PIE LIKE WTF THOMAS?!?!?!?!?
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like- sir come here and pound into me like damn😒
he’s so cute, he’s handsome, he’s big, he’s tall, he doesn’t talk, he’s a softie, he’s a mamas boy, he looks caring, he would love cuddles and forehead kisses, and loves being complimented ^^
He'd take one look at me and wouldn't be able to kill me. I'm just too fuckable and adorable. One look at me and he'd be in love. He'd love me. You just don't get it. I'm the exception to his wraith. You don't understand. I'm definitely his type.