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wait what if I H!DS starcropped
…oh that might be the WORST outcome for everyone else I need to do it right now
#everyone shut up (joke) I need to focus (true but I won’t focus anyway)#godddd slash is going to be so fucked up about it too#somehow even worse than the original ?!?#at least Slash knows for a fact that Delusion won’t (INTENTIONALLY) kill Pluto. so. that’s not so bad#but she does NOT like what he does have planned#nah the funniest bit actually is that they’d both consider it a conflict of interests#like. in a Job Context#even though Slash over here hasn’t held down a job in years because 1. AU broke 2. haha murder go brrrrrrr
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Things I have confirmed about Ray today:
✅️Is a furry
✅️Has a foot kink
✅️Likes a good touch
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ralsei should die in an analog horror way ☝️
#(vhs tape gets squiggly wiggly) hello everyone! it's me ralsei the prince of the dark! here to tell you about the prophec(CUT OFF)#(GLITCH EFFECTS DISTORTION) red text i saw it. i don't think that's (distorted shadowy figure of ralsy gets closer to the screen) kris#(EVIL SOUND EFFECT) (CUT BACK TO NORMAL SCREEN) and that's all! golly you sure look shaken up pal are you okay? (turns to face the screen)#what do you mean what happened? i think you already know pal. after all it's rude to talk about someone who's listen(CUT TO KRIS STARING AT#YOU WITH EVIL EYES) you brought this upon yourself (CUT TO RALSEI DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH DISTORTED MUSIC)#slash funny. slash joke#welcome back to me screaming
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well that sucks... can it be @kruinka instead
DAN HENG X READER COMING SOON (joke... unless...)
#slash joke everyone#LMFAOOOOOOOOOO sorry this saga will continue#hi kruin *bats eyelashes*#LMFAOO#sorry i find myself so funny
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do you think there’s some kind of overlap between people who hate Toshiro and people who still call him Shuro
#shitpostdalune#i am getting vague glimpses at Toshiro drama. eeyikes!#you guys should stop villainizing toshiro and start making yaoi of him and laios#slash joke but i think that would be a better use of everyones tome
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dog named lady pulled me to the ground when i was taking her to her owner to go home from daycare . not very ladylike of her smh 😔
#slash silly post#salmon jibberish#i tripped over my feet in front of a step while she was fucking YANKING#im fine#my pride is just bruised /joke#because her owner probably saw me trip.#people like watching their dogs get ready to go home and as theyre walking up to the entryway door#and everyone else i was working w saw me trip#and fall
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People who have never watched Timeless, pick two characters to ship based on personal preference. Comment below.
If you have watched, point at two with your eyes closed or use a random number generator. 😂 Enjoy your new ship.
#Pointing out two at random I got Jessica/Dave#Good for her#A little something-something right under WhyIt's nose#Yes I snuck Stiv and Kate on here#I like them and maybe they should have been in more than one episode#I have better ideas than the writers#(Not exactly a huge feat is it?)#I'm trying to think who I would ship if I had no idea who anyone was#I have a predilection for slash ships so... two guys...#Karl/Dave? Maybe. lol#Joke's on me. I already crack ship that#Welcome to Kardner#Cannot emphasize enough that the order of this is 94% completely random#I put Lucy first because she's MC but everyone else landed on the board where I dragged over their picture#That's it#I wish I could make a poll with 16 options#Required to ship top two results. lol#Timeless#NBC Timeless
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being an artist means i can draw whaddever da hell i want.... crazy
#this is for artfight bc i can never participate in it without ever having to blatantly tell everyone who bothers looking into it that i am#into a piece of Media/something#zen is gone tho hes hidden forever (slash joke i might unhide him if i ever feel like it)#niiju stays bc hes kennas best friend forever and ever and ever#everyone else still exists im so sorry to my ocs who i never draw my god#im so pissed off though bc i accidentally archived some of my charas and my dumbass didnt realize that doing that deleted their desc and im#AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING. KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#sigh#anyway#if u wanna attack me on art fight pls consider kenna wearing a rove* i will love u forever#spelled like this for legal reasons#my art#ocs
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i will make a few random posts and dm one mutual to say smth nice to them and then sit here feeling like i've just ruined my entire life and everything is about to come crashign down around me. HGELP.
#slash joke for the help. nobody can help w this HDSFGJSKL#but the rest of it is slash srs unfortunately SIGH.#me: i will DM this mutual to say nice words to them bc i dont want them feeling alone in xyz thing#me immediately after doing that: oh my god i think i should be put to death. nobody should ever talk to me ever actually#and then if/when they respond i'll be like. oh okay. maybe i was overreacting. maybe its okay.#and then end up still feeling kind of scared afterwards LMAO#(if we're mutuals and/or friends and i never dm u its bc i am so fucking scared of saying smth wrong that i just avoid talking altogether)#(but if u dm me first then i WILL respond most of the time. if i dont respond its bc i got too scared or lost track of the memory dsgjkl)#(i am working on this though bc i know it sucks to reach out to ppl and have them not respond !!! u can always nudge me in DMs!)#(also if i never reach out first its bc i tend to assume everyone hates DMs for some reason and so i get scared im gonna annoy u HFDSJKL)#HEY TEAM I THINK MAYBE MY BRAIN IS LIKE. NOT NORMAL. FJDSKL#pippen needs 2nd breakfast
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AH my end of february/beginning of march listening will (?) be interesting
#shrimp thoughts#because this + japanese atz... i'm currently STARING at the preorder website trying to figure out if i want to grab all three cds#or just this one but usually when i do that the spirit of OWN YOUR MEDIA ends up possessing me so#and also the record label's store is selling them cheaper than other stores and This Too Is Tempting#gotta say that as opposed to the 2nd album i've enjoyed all pre-release singles so far!! so i'm feeling Positive about this one#I AM SAD this is the end but at the same time glad it happened/glad my friend took me to the performance hehe#god i should hit her up for this upcoming concert shouldn't i#also fljghksfjgs this sounds like a joke but genuinely when i was absent-mindedly thinking about this album i was like ah i wonder if it'll#have photocaWAIT. <- yes i am stupid though yknow what i think it would be nice. i want everyone to have photocards#i want lady pank photocards. desperately.#speaking of that i like the logo but i'm a bit sad it's lost the little shippy slash :(
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some highlights from the time i looked for animashes with milo
it was. a time
#milo thatch#i should specify im not mocking anyone who makes stuff like this cus i know it takes mad editing skills#but also like. seeing milo edited onto frollo's body took me the fuck out#also the two slashes after some of our messages is just how my friends and i signify we're joking cus tone indicators are overly complicate#if you know why everyone yelled at me for the last one im sorry not sorry
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#i feel like him slash neg#like i actually no joke have been feeling kind of insane and unhinged and awful lately#also been having multiple panic attacks a day for no reason surely that’s nothing LOL#oh god everyone really is so fucking sick of me helppp😭😭😭#personal#and all i ever do is talk about myself like no wonder im getting the vibe that all my friends are so pissed off lately#and i feel really bad about it but i literally don’t know how to like Not do that especially rn when im#fucking drowning in stress and anxiety lately and everything in my life is going wrong. idk
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woah why r ppl lobbing death threats at my boyfriend kabru in the notes of my dungeon meshi post... just bc he is fantasy racist...
#just me#i forgot what webb site im on#anyway i have a lot o fhalf baked thots abt kabru's fantasy racism#bc he out loud says that kobolds aren't human#but we see in his extra w kuro that he's aware of kobold lang#and he's very invested in kuro's friendship w mickbell#and seems to see kuro as more 'human' than mickbell does#so like. is it just monsters that he's fucked up abt?#cuz he's obv more fucked up abt orcs than kobolds#as shown in that one extra where he's like NO my feelings towards orcs needing to be exterminated r not at all like ur regular racism towar#mountain tribes near ur area laios. that's mean to the mountain tribes#is it abt that arbitrary line btwn monstrosity and humanity? the yuck factor?#anyway. ik i made a post abt how racism works and use kabru as an example of a racist but also. if u cant do fantasy racists. dunmesh is#not for u. bc all the cahracters r racist. that's the point of the goddamn. the goddamn!!#and that's my racist bf w/e u just don't understand our love. I'm a bi woman it's my duty to have a racist bf that makes everyone uncomftbl#slash jay. or whatever.#by ppl I mean one person. I am the snowflake the prophecy foretold#leave him and his brains alone!! those r my brains. (insert getting brain joke)
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bruh because I started t the horny has come crashing down
but because of the antidepressant I'm on I literally can't cum
bitch what
like this sucks ass I just want to jack it to demo and this is the shit I have to deal with
This is why I'm anti-psychiatry
#SLASH JOKING but also like. not insubstantial reason i'm so turned off to the idea of being medicated#i also do not feel the need to Become More Productive. i get shit done. i post on here. i do the dishes. i'm fine#no offense i know everyone will make fun of me for this but like. literally hand to god if i couldn't jack off idk what i'd do#ask#anon#mick dicks
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respect to ppl tht play other classes but bards >>>>>>>>>>>
#literally so fun. personally i lov to talk n joke my way out of everything meanwhile my party is like I'll Fucking Kill You Bitch#everyone else is slashing n throwing fireballs and i'm casting cutting words. beautiful
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being on the internet but being british is like walking into an alternate universe where everything is just so similar but with different names and stuff. like yeah most stuff feels similar generally to the usa mainstream ig but also idc about the childhood stuff u do, i don't call wally that, i don't have that proportion of religions and ethnic groups but it's pretty similar, oh okay and also everyone seems to think i am american despite this
#people will be like wow ur british?????? i hate british people#and those people will literally be americans.......#NFKDVEOW slash JOKE!!!! like btw. i jest. but it is wild LOL!#codes codes#anyway this all from how everyone is so fussed about wednesday and velma like those weren't big deals for me tbh so i dont get it ig
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