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Hey guys it's my birthday (Slash joking, not really it's just Mars international day.)
SO! for my birthday i want Denglen drawings from everyone. (Denny x Glenny) GOGOGO! it's my birthday guys. I'm the birthday boy.
ALSO. FUNNY THING. MY BLOG TURNS ONE YEAR OLD THIS EXACT DAY SO. IT'S MAYBE MY BIRTHDAY (at least for this account. BIRTHDAY BOY!!!)
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wait what if I H!DS starcropped
…oh that might be the WORST outcome for everyone else I need to do it right now
#everyone shut up (joke) I need to focus (true but I won’t focus anyway)#godddd slash is going to be so fucked up about it too#somehow even worse than the original ?!?#at least Slash knows for a fact that Delusion won’t (INTENTIONALLY) kill Pluto. so. that’s not so bad#but she does NOT like what he does have planned#nah the funniest bit actually is that they’d both consider it a conflict of interests#like. in a Job Context#even though Slash over here hasn’t held down a job in years because 1. AU broke 2. haha murder go brrrrrrr
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"....Bruce Wayne is the Batman??? ...unsurprising - if only since ...it is not so much a thing learned...as a thing remembered."
I've been ping-ponging the idea of a Frankenstein inspired Talon!Dick fic, but I need to read more Court of Owls things to feel confident in writing it. In any case, this scene would not quit, so I drew it instead ♡
#trying not to freak out about the proportions im so 🫠🫠🫠#anyway the basic idea is dick dying either by surprise or via sacrifice In Bruce's arms and its Devastating (because i love him suffering)#he's a wreck for a few years before he goes up against the Court and their mysterious new assassin - spoiler alert: its Dick re-animated#who has a foggy memory of a lot of things but not enough#love the idea of him like ignoring his brainwashing slash mush brain and deciding to come back to the manor#and everyone jokes about him joining the dead robins club or whatever but no one thinks its actually funny#(because he looks w r o n g - is a little wrong. the pallor is too strong the eyes not blue anymore the skin too cold)#and maybe they fall into bed for the first time because there are too many all encompassing feelings - which is also agonizing#BECAUSE !!! how much time did they lose Before and it took actual death ??? for them to come together#AGONIZING.
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Things I have confirmed about Ray today:
✅️Is a furry
✅️Has a foot kink
✅️Likes a good touch
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ralsei should die in an analog horror way ☝️
#(vhs tape gets squiggly wiggly) hello everyone! it's me ralsei the prince of the dark! here to tell you about the prophec(CUT OFF)#(GLITCH EFFECTS DISTORTION) red text i saw it. i don't think that's (distorted shadowy figure of ralsy gets closer to the screen) kris#(EVIL SOUND EFFECT) (CUT BACK TO NORMAL SCREEN) and that's all! golly you sure look shaken up pal are you okay? (turns to face the screen)#what do you mean what happened? i think you already know pal. after all it's rude to talk about someone who's listen(CUT TO KRIS STARING AT#YOU WITH EVIL EYES) you brought this upon yourself (CUT TO RALSEI DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH DISTORTED MUSIC)#slash funny. slash joke#welcome back to me screaming
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well that sucks... can it be @kruinka instead
DAN HENG X READER COMING SOON (joke... unless...)
#slash joke everyone#LMFAOOOOOOOOOO sorry this saga will continue#hi kruin *bats eyelashes*#LMFAOO#sorry i find myself so funny
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do you think there’s some kind of overlap between people who hate Toshiro and people who still call him Shuro
#i am getting vague glimpses at Toshiro drama. eeyikes!#you guys should stop villainizing toshiro and start making yaoi of him and laios#slash joke but i think that would be a better use of everyones tome#oce pon a time
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good morning and merry christmas !! aesthetic photo of my cookies be upon ye
#just me hi#i put them on the plate and then the little devil and my shoulder said Hey what if we spent the next 20+ minutes editing it#and they were right that was fun lmfvshgh#Except for looking for a glitter brush on ibis! why are all the thumbnails so blurry it hurts my eyes Ghfksfjvk#yea the phone is working out good :) i'm gonna be taking pictures of everything now ehehehgh#also forgot to eat these for the 20+ minutes i was playing w/ the pictures#my breakfastttt: (went to go count but i have eaten some now. ouh) ✋10 🤚 christmas cookies :3#they're little ones- oh hey these pretzel one are kinda salty! yaaay#i like the swirly/horseshoe ones the most though. nyum#/we have pozole my mom made last night but i think that has to be warmed up hfhsvh#we got back from christmas midnight mass and everyone- Everyone (crazy) went to bed as soon as we got home lmfhvshg#i don't think that's ever happened. usually a couple are still awake until dawn and Then they go to sleep lol#yea but we didn't even get to try to the pozole last night <//3 helped to strain it last night though :D it smelled kinda sweet+spicy so ou#//we're waiting til i think friday or saturday for presents this year because of the Events so noo wrapping cleaning today 🎉💥 kfsvh#and i've been asked what i wanted. see i don't have that trouble of suddenly not having a want in the world: i just kinda don't have that#already for some reason lmao ?? so yea default state. do you think i'll get socks kfshvfh#//do love having to go back into my tags and add the topic slash bc every topic is related All the time Forever lmfsh#//hey but i DO need socks HEY i'm not joking anymore. don't want any with patterns though they will bother me lol#cuz unless i like the patterns i am not going to wear them :/ that is unless i think they're silly then they pass#are they holiday-themed? i'll prolly still wear them during the fourth of july so we can guarantee 1 whole day of use lhfshvjg#however during the warmer days (anything above 55 degrees) i wear chanclas w/o socks. so maybe not so much guaranteed#and also if i can't find it's match i will just never wear it again. truly tragic#i'm painstakingly matching my plain white socks i can Not handle patterned socks again#/wait was this post about cookies. dude how did we get here Lmfjvskfhvahfhvj#//Okay i'm gonna ummm#Ummmmmmmm#uuuuhm. draw :3 Toodles !! merry christmas !! <3
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dog named lady pulled me to the ground when i was taking her to her owner to go home from daycare . not very ladylike of her smh 😔
#slash silly post#salmon jibberish#i tripped over my feet in front of a step while she was fucking YANKING#im fine#my pride is just bruised /joke#because her owner probably saw me trip.#people like watching their dogs get ready to go home and as theyre walking up to the entryway door#and everyone else i was working w saw me trip#and fall
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being an artist means i can draw whaddever da hell i want.... crazy
#this is for artfight bc i can never participate in it without ever having to blatantly tell everyone who bothers looking into it that i am#into a piece of Media/something#zen is gone tho hes hidden forever (slash joke i might unhide him if i ever feel like it)#niiju stays bc hes kennas best friend forever and ever and ever#everyone else still exists im so sorry to my ocs who i never draw my god#im so pissed off though bc i accidentally archived some of my charas and my dumbass didnt realize that doing that deleted their desc and im#AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING. KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#sigh#anyway#if u wanna attack me on art fight pls consider kenna wearing a rove* i will love u forever#spelled like this for legal reasons#my art#ocs
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AH my end of february/beginning of march listening will (?) be interesting
#shrimp thoughts#because this + japanese atz... i'm currently STARING at the preorder website trying to figure out if i want to grab all three cds#or just this one but usually when i do that the spirit of OWN YOUR MEDIA ends up possessing me so#and also the record label's store is selling them cheaper than other stores and This Too Is Tempting#gotta say that as opposed to the 2nd album i've enjoyed all pre-release singles so far!! so i'm feeling Positive about this one#I AM SAD this is the end but at the same time glad it happened/glad my friend took me to the performance hehe#god i should hit her up for this upcoming concert shouldn't i#also fljghksfjgs this sounds like a joke but genuinely when i was absent-mindedly thinking about this album i was like ah i wonder if it'll#have photocaWAIT. <- yes i am stupid though yknow what i think it would be nice. i want everyone to have photocards#i want lady pank photocards. desperately.#speaking of that i like the logo but i'm a bit sad it's lost the little shippy slash :(
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some highlights from the time i looked for animashes with milo
it was. a time
#milo thatch#i should specify im not mocking anyone who makes stuff like this cus i know it takes mad editing skills#but also like. seeing milo edited onto frollo's body took me the fuck out#also the two slashes after some of our messages is just how my friends and i signify we're joking cus tone indicators are overly complicate#if you know why everyone yelled at me for the last one im sorry not sorry
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#i feel like him slash neg#like i actually no joke have been feeling kind of insane and unhinged and awful lately#also been having multiple panic attacks a day for no reason surely that’s nothing LOL#oh god everyone really is so fucking sick of me helppp😭😭😭#personal#and all i ever do is talk about myself like no wonder im getting the vibe that all my friends are so pissed off lately#and i feel really bad about it but i literally don’t know how to like Not do that especially rn when im#fucking drowning in stress and anxiety lately and everything in my life is going wrong. idk
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woah why r ppl lobbing death threats at my boyfriend kabru in the notes of my dungeon meshi post... just bc he is fantasy racist...
#just me#i forgot what webb site im on#anyway i have a lot o fhalf baked thots abt kabru's fantasy racism#bc he out loud says that kobolds aren't human#but we see in his extra w kuro that he's aware of kobold lang#and he's very invested in kuro's friendship w mickbell#and seems to see kuro as more 'human' than mickbell does#so like. is it just monsters that he's fucked up abt?#cuz he's obv more fucked up abt orcs than kobolds#as shown in that one extra where he's like NO my feelings towards orcs needing to be exterminated r not at all like ur regular racism towar#mountain tribes near ur area laios. that's mean to the mountain tribes#is it abt that arbitrary line btwn monstrosity and humanity? the yuck factor?#anyway. ik i made a post abt how racism works and use kabru as an example of a racist but also. if u cant do fantasy racists. dunmesh is#not for u. bc all the cahracters r racist. that's the point of the goddamn. the goddamn!!#and that's my racist bf w/e u just don't understand our love. I'm a bi woman it's my duty to have a racist bf that makes everyone uncomftbl#slash jay. or whatever.#by ppl I mean one person. I am the snowflake the prophecy foretold#leave him and his brains alone!! those r my brains. (insert getting brain joke)
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bruh because I started t the horny has come crashing down
but because of the antidepressant I'm on I literally can't cum
bitch what
like this sucks ass I just want to jack it to demo and this is the shit I have to deal with
This is why I'm anti-psychiatry
#SLASH JOKING but also like. not insubstantial reason i'm so turned off to the idea of being medicated#i also do not feel the need to Become More Productive. i get shit done. i post on here. i do the dishes. i'm fine#no offense i know everyone will make fun of me for this but like. literally hand to god if i couldn't jack off idk what i'd do#ask#anon#mick dicks
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respect to ppl tht play other classes but bards >>>>>>>>>>>
#literally so fun. personally i lov to talk n joke my way out of everything meanwhile my party is like I'll Fucking Kill You Bitch#everyone else is slashing n throwing fireballs and i'm casting cutting words. beautiful
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