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gojoed · 1 year ago
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@loverlane
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skaggos · 1 year ago
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how many times am i gonna write this reply? 6.
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bubbarnes · 2 months ago
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“... I was so anxious to come on to this show to talk to you about all of this.”
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causeimanartist · 11 months ago
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They live in my head rent free
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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theyre soft your honour
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edgarplushie · 2 years ago
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sarmenti in a seifuku? huh....................................................
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ninyard · 6 months ago
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exy fans + Twitter (the au where andreil gets outed)
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sakuraspoke · 3 months ago
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a little treat for the terzo lovers ♡
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tatck · 8 months ago
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Issue 2 Vagabond Comic Part 6/?
Forgive the last pages unfinished buildings, i have a case of "if i draw anymore bloody buildings i will die" disease and i think it's terminal
Ko-Fi - ISSUE 1 START - PREVIOUS - ALL CHAPTERS - NEXT
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massivelyanerd · 2 months ago
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Forever grieving the loss of giggling Suguru in the background of this scene in the anime. This is so much more telling of his personality as well as their bond/friendship.
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His little blushing cheeks. His eyebrows obviously trying to restrain himself. His little crescent eyes. His hand stifling his laughter. What a cutie patootie. I did not get enough of silly Suguru in the anime.
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whomst-yall · 6 months ago
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loop and siffrin desperately trying to pass them off as his long lost twin is the best human!loop joins the party idea, in this essay i will-
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gloriousmonsters · 1 year ago
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love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man
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whyoneartheven · 1 year ago
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there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes
if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face
i suppose i'm wondering
would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?
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fate-defiant · 15 days ago
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Day 4 - Line without a hook
Oh, baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden? Oh, and if I could take it all back I swear that I Would pull you from the tide
your honour, the timezones your honor, it'S STILL THE 14th SOMEWHERE YOUR HONO--
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violaobanion · 8 months ago
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AUSTIN BUTLER and CALLUM TURNER in MASTER OF THE AIR (2024), part four
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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