#skyfish and chips

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Masterpost

[juniperleafdelivery]

* the silliest shaped creatures ever (also laios's reaction to the birds because it's funny)

[puphoods]

some of the dish names in dunmeshi are so funny

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - "Dungeon Meals" from volumes 5 to 8

More info under the cut

These are from chapter 29 to 56 (Volumes 5 to 8)

1 to 4

There were a total of 24 'Meals' this time in 28 chapters, for more info on the counting check the first post

Here's the meals of each chapter and who made them.

Chapter 29 - Red Dragon VII Meal: Boneless Dragon Ham Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 30 - Good Medicine Meal: Orcish Decoction Cooked by: Leed

Chapter 31 - Dryad Meal: Jack-O-Lantern Potage & Sauteed Dryad Buds with Cheese Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 33 - Sea Serpent, part 2 Meal: Portable Meal Set For Adventurers Cooked by: ? (ready made rations)

Chapter 34 - Cockatrice Meal: Eisbein-Style Cockatrice & Dyad Bud Sauerkraut With a Side of Grilled Anti-Petrify Herb Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 35 - Cleaners Meal 1: Cockatrice & Egg Ankake Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Stone Dish Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 36 - Dried with Sweet Sake (Mirinboshi) Meal: Eastern Style Cuisine Cooked by: Maizuru, Senshi and Chilchuck (Benichidori, Hien and Tade helped with prepping)

Chapter 38 - Chimera Meal: Omelette Made With a Harpy Egg Cooked by: Laios with Senshi's help

Chapter 40 - Shapeshifter 2 Meal: Memories of the 5th Floor Pilaf, Sweet Dyad and Whole 5th Floor Piccata Cooked by: Shapeshifters, Senshi, Marcille and Chilchuck

Chapter 41 - Hag Meal: Risotto Made From Mushrooms Collected at the Graveyard & Cheese from the Orcs Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 42 - Nightmare Meal: Nightmare Steamed in Alcohol Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 43- Ice Golem Meal: Ice Golem Chawan-Mushi & Cooked Fish that was Inside the Ice Golem Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 44 - Barometz Meal: Barometz Balut (Alternative Name: Barometz Chops) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 45 - Egg Meal: Souful Eggs Benedict Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 46 - The Golden Country Meal: Vegetables in Jellied Slime, Rack of Beef Ribs, Bladefish Loaf, Potato and Rabbit Soup Cooked by: Golden Country Citizens

Chapter 47 - Griffin Meal: The Breakfast Senshi Made (Pancakes, Sausage, Pumpkin Soup, Scrambled Eggs) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 48 - Familiars Meal: Skyfish and Chips Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 49 - Griffin Soup Meal 1: Griffin Soup (Upper Body), Griffin Soup (Lower Body) Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Hippogriff Soup Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 50 - Dumplings 1 Meal: Hippogriff Dumplings Cooked by: Senshi, Laios, Marcille, Chilchuck and Izutsumi (everyone)

Chapter 51 - Dumplings 2 Meal: Changeling-Dumplings via Fairy Ring Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 55 - On Floor One 3 Meal: Hamburger Steak with Changeling sauce Cooked by: Senshi and Marcille

Chapter 56 - Bicorn Meal: Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich Cooked by: Senshi?

The chapters that had no "meal is done" panel were:

32 - Sea Serpent Part 1

37 - Harpy

39 - Shapeshifter 1

52 - Bacon and Eggs

53 - On Floor One 1

54 - On Floor One 2

Again most of them are the multi parts. chapter 47 originally didn't have the title and stats but the panel looked just like a food is done panel so I went to check on the official release and they added it so it's here. Chapter 37 I think its so far the only non multi part chapter where no food is prepped or eaten, in chapter 52 they make and drink tea even tho there's no special panel.

Now for stats.

Senshi made/worked on 17, 18 if you count the Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich and 19 if you count the small help with the omelet, I'll count the sandwich so 18.

Chilchuck worked on 3 meals

Marcille worked on 3 meals, one of them she was making a potion but it got used in a sauce

Laios made/worked on 4 meals, 2 of them by himself! And one of them with minimal Senshi help.

Izutsumi helped with the dumplings, you go izutsumi.

Out of the 24 meals in these 4 volumes, 22 were food and 1 was medicine and 1 was a goopy brick

Out of the 22 foods Senshi worked on 17 of them (1 of his was the brick), 3 of them were Laios, 1 of them was ready made food and 1 was the golden kingdom citizens

The eastern style meal was mostly made by Maizuru but Senshi helped.

There was a few panels that were small/had dialog in them but I counted cause they had the meal title, dragon ham title appears twice but I only counted as one meal.

Once again, I'm bad with numbers if I got anything wrong feel free to correct me!

[hajikelist]

Golden Kingdom Breakfast and Skyfish and Chips

Still feeding friends this week! For breakfast, ended up cooking with ingredients that I had around: pancakes, sausage, leftover soup

But the Skyfish is where the fun is. Stuffed swai with cooked marinated beef, carrot, scrambled egg, broccoli (the cabbage got left in the b&b and I had to improvise) and then wrapped it in a tofu skin and battered and fried them up. The wings were potatoes mandolined thin and rolled up and slightly battered with the same batter and fried.

It's like fish and chips plus! I don't know what else to say! Chilchuck was right, some ale with this is pretty great. Prep under the read more!

Extra sosig

[limbobilbo]

I use skyfish for okizeme since thats what Daisuke intended. Three opponents load in the tower, “you looking to start a war there Hoss?” I say as I grab my UMA and music set to Kiss of Death. Kill the Chipp on chip damage he losses 2-0. Perform my super but whiff entirely because goldlewis’ arms are so small, in the resulting recovery get hit with a corner carry combo by the Sin. Have to resort to the Psych burst thats just maxxed, “Get Away From Me”, resulting counter hits reduces his health to zero and break the wall. Charge Wild Assault and hit the last terrified Johnny and launch him into the air, wait on the round to end because Behemoth Typhoon wall bounce loop combo drains health easily.

Just as Daisuke intended.

[visualmemoryunit]

skyfish and chips....

[paupermodern]

Rob's 11/6/22 "Sun Worship with DJ Boros Bully"

Sunday Nov 6th, 2022 began as any given Sunday might: sun salutations, ritual sacrifice, and paying patronage to my sun lord Ra to curry favor for the battles to come. For this Sunday was a Pauper Modern tournament, my fourth, hosted by the inimitable duo of gracious-provider-of-living-room-venues Jared Rudolph and charming tournament organizer Jesse. I checked my unicorn deck box to confirm its Boros legion contents: 75 common cards legal in the Modern format, unchanged since August 14th and undefeated since May Day. This day I would accept no outcome less than total domination. I’m here to get cards banned. Let’s gooOOO!!!

DJ Boros Bully has a rock solid and reliable main deck fine-tuned to drop under-costed threats that enable cantripping artifacts to churn through cards. The under-costed threats are Glint Hawk, Kor Skyfisher, and Kuldotha Rebirth –all threats with the “drawback” of bouncing or sacrificing an artifact to be played. The artifacts are 4x Experimental Synthesizer, 4x Ichor Wellspring, a Spare Supplies, and 3x Rustvale Bridge in a pinch. Thraben Inspector provides a body and an artifact, and I couldn’t ask for more from a single white mana. Seeker of the Way takes advantage of the significant noncreature spell storm count the deck tends to generate turn 3 and onward. The remaining 12 slots are reach to close out the game that can do double duty as removal: 4x Lightning Bolt, 4x Galvanic Blast, 2x Makeshift Munitions, and 2x Rally the Peasants. The party starts with an Experimental Synthesizer or Ichor Wellsping, amasses a wide field of bodies while pulling ahead on resources, then closes out the typical game with an alpha strike or two and burn to the face.

Sideboarded games are where the deck really shines. Stronger answers can come in to replace the least effective 2-6 cards. Oftentimes this is Kuldotha Rebirths, Rally the Peasants, or Makeshift Munitions against sweepers and the opponent’s improved removal. These are cards that lose value in games 2 and 3 when I can anticipate lesser board presence and a longer game. Against Brian’s Big Butts in the final round, I found having creatures available of 2 different colors helped get around “Protection from Color” auras. This was relevant all 3 games of the match. Sometimes Spare Supplies is the 60th card, other times a Lightning Bolt.

Against Dom on UR Cyclops Storm

The last time I faced Dom he was on Infect. I was downright RELIEVED to see him play out a mountain, island, and Flame Slash my turn 2 Seeker of the Way. Infect is the match-up I fear most with this play group. Boros has the tools to out-midrange every Pauper Modern deck I’ve seen yet, but Infect is able to present an unbeatable board state in the face of my answers.

Before Dom plopped a turn 3 Cyclops onto his board I got a flicker of an idea for Izzet Control. I think there’s a deck there. Ninjas, Flame Slashes, Counterspells –I want to see it! Anway, I dropped a second Seeker into his removal, sent some Glint Hawks in for chip damage, and then we each took our shot. Dom worked up his storm count and hit me for 15 damage, luckily without the Temur Battle Rage finisher, and I returned the gesture with a lethal cast-and-flashback of Rally the Peasants for 14. Close! Consistent flying beats let me keep the pressure on while my goblins plus a bolt pressured a trade if he dared to block.

I took out Makeshift Munitions because it requires setup and mana. Even after I upgrade my removal, this match-up is a race to 20 since chump blocks are futile in the face of Temur Battle Rage. Bolt out because it doesn’t kill 4-toughness Cyclopses. I mulliganed to 6 and kept a single mountain and a Synthesizer. It got there. Galvanic Blast for the win.

IN: 2x Journey to Nowhere, 2x Celestial Flare

OUT: 2x Lightning Bolt, 2x Makeshift Munitions

Yoni with Green Stompy

Rancor is a beast. Savage Swipe does work. And Vines of Vastwood is a great card. Yoni dropped a turn 1 Vault Skirge every game of the match. Seeker of the Way saved me by gaining heaps of life. I killed one Rancor with a Lightning Bolt to its target while it was still on the stack. I also got GOT by a couple Vines of Vastwood. Having flyers against Silhana Ledgewalkers was vital –don’t forget she has Hexproof! I sure did.

Game 3 was a strange one. I mulliganed to 6 and kept a two-lander, including Rustvale Bridge and 2 Glint Hawks. I proceeded to juggle my artifact land to get my fleet on board until I sacrificed it and a second bridge to a pair of Kuldotha Rebirths. I didn’t see a single cantrip artifact the whole game, but Rustvale Bridges gave me a path to victory. Turn 5 I untapped with 3 Hawks, a horde of goblins threatening lethal, and only a single land in play.

IN: Abrade, 2x Journey to Nowhere

OUT: Spare Supplies, 2x Rally the Peasants

Chris piloting Mono-Red Burn

              Chris got me sweating. My first game was a mulligan to 5 cards, a Rift Bolt ate my Seeker of the Way, and although I blocked EVERY SINGLE attack AND managed to get Chris down to ONE HEALTH with a double-Rally the Peasants… they cleaned me up game one.

I realized I got caught up in the moment. I was out of breath. I was on a mull to 5! Chris was setting the pace. I could not allow this. So game 2 I kept a 1-lander with both Seeker and Synthesizer. Let the good beats BLAST.

Turn 3 my card advantage engine went to town pumping a Seeker of the Way. I gained 7 life between 2 attacks and finished the game with 19 life and a Lone Missionary in hand. Exhale. Repeat.

Game 3 I was on the draw with a perfectly reasonable hand of lands, an Inspector, and 2 Seeker of the Way. I dipped to 14 life on turn 3 but ended the game with 23. Chris had to point Bolts at my Seekers while I racked up card advantage. A Kor Skyfisher even bounced one of my Lone Missionary. Profit via prophet!

IN: 3x Lone Missionary

OUT: Spare Supplies, 2x Makeshift Munitions

Brian busting out the Big Butts

              REMATCH! These games were epic.

              Brian’s Big Butts manage to hit a sweet spot between threats with sticking power and attack trick combo potential. I was not even positive Brian had anything but Solid Footing and Mana Tithe to play at instant speed game 1. Well, he got me with both. This tournament I gained a lot of relevant life off of Seek of the Way, but infect nullifies. All 3 games Brian threatened me with an infectious loss. Game 1 was a classic example of the power of infect. I gained a total of 20 life during game 1, and it was all rendered superfluous by the infectious pings of Priest of Norn culminating in a 5 counter hit enabled by an instant speed Solid Footing.

              Heading into game 2 we each improved our removal options. And we chose the same cards. Journey to Nowhere and Celestial Flare. The problem for Brian: my threats are plentiful and similarly powered while his are limited and enchanted. It didn’t bode well for Brian that I had 6 relevant cards in my board. His game plan resembles Infect or Cyclops plus has a weakness to enchantment removal. Game 2 I poked a hole in Brian’s plans by plucking a Treefolk Umbra away with my sided Leave No Trace. Apparently Disenchant is still good, because I took the game with no further resistance. Game 3 however was a head turner.

              Brian took some time to scour his sideboard heading into our final game. Brian once again plopped some butts in my way including a Priests of Norn, and I came out the gates with 2-tougness Inspectors, lands, and card draw, but little aggression. Priests slowly diminished my blockers with Infect’s -1/-1 counter damage replacement effect. We each went wide and I nicknamed Brian’s largest butt, the Priests of Norn, The Abyss. He dropped a Pentarch Ward naming Red after I burned out a previously Warded butt. My Kuldotha Rebirths were no longer effective stalls, so I started chumping with my Inspectors and Hawks. Finally he was pushing his advantage including swinging a 1/3 vigilance flying Skyhunter Prowler with his Priest. I went in for a big pumped Seeker hoping to stall and gain some life, but Brian absorbed all my instant speed burn then dropped a Celestial Flare to blunt my assault. The game was Brian:13, Me:17 & 2 poison counters. He walloped me for 5 more poison counters. I drew a Celestial Flare. Since Brian was attacking with 2 creatures, however the Flare sat in my hand unimpressive, ineffective.

              Brian dropped a Journey to Nowhere to remove my last white blocker. He continued to combat and swung in with his enchanted Phyrexian Cleric threatening lethal plus 2 counters in excess. I declared, “Go to blocks,” heart pounding. I realized 5 other combatants had gathered and were looking down at the game. The grand de-throning celebration began as a whisper. The coup de grace was in the red zone. The coup de’tat was underway. Brian picked up his pen, a slight curl in his lip betraying the glee hidden therein, bated breath all around me. “Before damage,” I said. The crowd’s exclamation was deafening.

Celestial Flare hit its mark. Praise the sun.

              There was a short exasperated debate over whether Brian intended to attack with his Skyhunter Prowler. In the end, he just hadn’t tapped the Cat, and we were 2 phases down the road. It took me another 3 turns of scrying off Lorehold Campus, bringing that beat back, and reassembling my board for Brian to decide he had seen enough and extend his hand. It took me the car ride home to catch my breath.

              Boros holds the line. GGs my friends.

              IN: 2x Leave No Trace, 2x Journey to Nowhere, 2x Celestial Flare

              OUT: Spare Supplies, Rally the Peasants, 2x Makeshift Munitions, 2x Lightning Bolt

[yuri-cocaine]

ooc meme i saw sae do and im copying because my pizza is in the oven right now and im bored

Star sign: cow

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs that pop up:

skyfish - powapowa-p

flowers - lisa hannigan

aminals - baths

big god - florence and the machine

Grab the nearest book to you and turn to page 23, what line is 17?

“2. I before E completely sorted out!” (from Wee Free Men lmao)

Ever had a poem written about you?

I’ll write one right now:

Dumb lizardy kid

Spent all her money on food

It was good food tho

When was the last time you played the air guitar?

what is that

One sound you hate and one you love

HATE: LOUD ASS CAR/MOTORCYCLE ENGINES REVVING UP AND ROARING DOWN THE ROAD LIKE IF YOU’RE NOT THE LOUDEST AND MOST ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU WILL DIE IMMEDIATELY

LOVE: mimi purring, footstep sounds in videogames, ocean waves

Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah but i think they don’t believe in me tho because i’ve never seen one :(

Do you believe in aliens?

listen....the universe is so big....there’s gotta be aliens out there somewhere

Do you drive and if so have you gotten in a crash?

i donut know how to drive

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

NO!

Last movie you’ve seen?

i saw antman with sae!!! that was so much fun!!! and then i watched uchiage hanabi with my parents and that was not so fun 

Do you have any obsessions right now?

optimizing chip builds in nier automata

Do you hold grudges?

oh boi absolutely im the most vindictive bitch on this earth (but i’ll also forgive easily if they seem genuinely apologetic)

In a relationship?

i shore wish i was alexa play nobody by mitski

tagged by: i saw @the-rosehouse fill it out and i wanted to do it too while i wait for leftover pizza to heat up

tagging: if you want to do a meme.....go ahead..............✨

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Masterpost

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Masterpost

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Masterpost

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

As per anon's suggestion, last tournament's losers are now competing in the

Least Delicious Meal in the Dungeon Tournament

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever meal you think tastes worse, for whichever reason. The meal with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Shinkei-jime Marcille (Shinkei-jime Marcille won)

Battle for the bronze:

Roast Walking mushroom vs Kelpie oil soap (Kelpie oil soap won)

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Roast Walking mushroom (Orc medicinal concoction won)

Kelpie oil soap vs Shinkei-jime Marcille (Shinkei-jime Marcille won)

Quarter finals:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Special interfaith holy water (Orc medicinal concoction won)

Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce vs Roast Walking mushroom (Roast Walking mushroom won)

Falin and Warg skeletons vs Kelpie oil soap (Kelpie oil soap won)

Shinkei-jime Marcille vs Baked Senshi (Shinkei-jime Marcille won)

Round 3:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Succubus and Bicorn brain doria (Orc medicinal concoction won)

Special interfaith holy water vs Boiled Mimic (Special interfaith holy water won)

Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce vs Green dragon's acqua pazza (Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce won)

Roast Walking mushroom vs Warm Succubus milk (Roast Walking mushroom won)

Falin and Warg skeletons vs Chilchuck ruibe (Falin and Warg skeletons won)

Griffin soup vs Kelpie oil soap (Kelpie oil soap won)

Stone dish vs Shinkei-jime Marcille (Shinkei-jime Marcille won)

Cockatrice and egg ankake vs Baked Senshi (Baked Senshi won)

Round 2, part 2:

Falin and Warg skeletons vs Frog suit (Falin and Warg skeletons won)

Chilchuck ruibe vs Stewed Dullahan's horse's head (Chilchuck ruibe won)

Griffin soup vs Living armour full course meal (Griffin soup won)

Kelpie oil soap vs Seawater-pickled Izutsumi (Kelpie oil soap won)

Tentacles with vinegar dressing vs Stone dish (Stone dish won)

Shinkei-jime Marcille vs Hippogriff soup (Shinkei-jime Marcille won)

Cockatrice and egg ankake vs Barometz stew (Cockatrice and egg ankake won)

Tentacle and Kelpie stew vs Baked Senshi (Baked Senshi won)

Round 2, part 1:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Steamed Mimic with rice wine (Orc medicinal concoction won)

Golden country dragon vs Succubus and Bicorn brain doria (Succubus and Bicorn brain doria won)

Special interfaith holy water vs Faligon blood sausage (Special interfaith holy water won)

Boiled Mimic vs Stir-fried Walking mushroom with medicinal herbs (Boiled Mimic won)

Grilled Giant parasite vs Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce (Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce won)

Green dragon's acqua pazza vs Grilled Cockatrice (Green dragon's acqua pazza won)

Mandrake and Basilisk omelette vs Roast Walking mushroom (Roast Walking mushroom won)

Mysterious bavarois and some kind of tea vs Warm Succubus milk (Warm Succubus milk won)

Round 1:

Orc medicinal concoction vs Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! (Orc medicinal concoction won)

Skyfish and chips vs Special interfaith holy water (Special interfaith holy water won)

Barometz balut vs Boiled Mimic (Boiled Mimic won)

Grilled Giant parasite vs Man-eating plant tart (Grilled Giant parasite won)

Mandrake and Basilisk omelette vs Mandrake kakiage and Big bat tempura (Mandrake and Basilisk omelette won)

Frog suit vs Portable meal set for adventurers (Frog suit won)

Griffin soup vs Treasure insect snacks (Griffin soup won)

Nightmares steamed in sake vs Kelpie oil soap (Kelpie oil soap won)

Tentacles with vinegar dressing vs Cockatrice eisbein and Dryad bud sauerkraut (Tentacles with vinegar dressing won)

Cockatrice and egg ankake vs Golem field fresh veggie lunch (Cockatrice and egg ankake won)

[hajikelist]

Dungeon Munchy Project Masterpost

Coinciding with the anime release, I planned and cooked a meal alongside an episode every week. This post is a collection of all those recipes in chronological order, but all the related posts can always be found on my dungeon munchy tag!

✨Food is ready trumpets✨

Season 1

Roasted Basilisk and Mandrake Omelet - (Leftovers+)

Living Armor Soup, Bake, and Stir fry

Cabbage Soup, Turnip Salad, Bread, and Spicy Chicken

Bug Snacks and Holy Water Sorbet

Cursed Paintings and Mimic Boiled in Salt Water

Barley Porridge and Kraken (and) Parasite Kabayaki

Raspberries and Yakiniku

Tentacles with Vinegar Dressing and in Stew

Tentacle Gnocchi with Frog Leg

Bonus: Dragon Slaying Cutlet

Rewind: Scorpion and Mushroom Hot Pot and Man-Eating Plant Tart

Red Dragon Feast: Roast, Dragontail Soup, and Pizza Bread

Rewind: Kakiage and Giant Bat Tempura

Good Rations

Dryad Fruit Potage and Bud Sautee / Eisbein-style Cockatrice and Bud Sauerkraut

Cockatrice Ankake and an Eastern Style Meal - (With Brick addition)

Harpy Egg Tamagoyaki

Fifth floor Pilaf, Piccata, and Sweet Dryad - (Reblog with prep and commentary)

Hyorogan, Mushroom Risotto, and Sake Steamed Nightmares - (Hyorogan Prep)

Ice Golem Fish (and) Chawanmushi, Sweet Simmered Mandrake, and Barometz - (Process [CW fish fileting])

Soul Eggs Benedict and Golden Kingdom Feast - (WIP Reblog)

Golden Kingdom Breakfast and Skyfish and Chips - (Leftovers+)

Griffin Soup and Handmade Dumplings - (Leftovers+)

Changeling Dumplings and Seed Tea with Bacon and Eggs