#skwisgaar is so kind

[ripdiy]

he made them sandwiches 😭😭😭😭

[marshmcore]

Skwisgaar guesses Murderface’s new cologne (based on this video)

*spends a large amount of time making a comic based on a underrated ship* LMAOAOAO it’s finally done!!! I hope you like ;w;

[chunglesworth]

Little cute excerpts from various dethklok comix I’ve done over the last couple months 🤭

[rexscanonwife]

Yo I was thinking about something and-

Their shred-off would be LEGENDARY 😩😩😩

[penguinsblues]

comfort is suffocating

[yourfavoritemanager]

Apparently this is what happens when we have twitter, yeah I don't get it either.

[basu-shokikita]

Obsessed with the fact that we got a throwback to the iconic Vallhaska moment in the Army of the Doomstar movie.

[dichromaticdyke]

Fic request/AU: Toki never auditioned for Dethklok and it’s always been a one guitar band and they are still world famous and wildly successful.

One night Skwisgaar hears something in the studio to find a spy has broken in! The spy who calls himself Toki is cornered and Skwisgaar takes the interrogation into his own hands to determine who this spy is and what he wants.

i wasn't sure where to take this, but you accidentally inspired a perfect concept in our dms.

With a sudden intake of breath, Skwisgaar snapped awake, still clutching his guitar in one hand and a notepad of scribbled tabs in another. This wasn't the first time he had fallen asleep in the studio while working on new Dethklok songs by himself, and he was certain it wouldn't be the last. Nathan and Pickles pulled their weight fine enough, but William was far too willing to get complacent with his own output. At times like this, he wondered if he should have let Dethklok become a two-guitar band.

He stretched his arms over his head, eager to get back to his firm bed that would, hopefully, realign his spine after it had been bent over the desk for the better part of eight hours. In doing so, he caught sight of something in the corner of his eye. He tightened his grip on the neck of his guitar—he wasn't normally wary of intruders, knowing full well that Klokateers had methods of keeping them out, but that didn't stop his instinctual worry.

As he stood, he heard a slight high-pitched noise, almost like a yelp, coming from behind a few stereo speakers. He charged in the direction of it, his guitar held high above his head. Behind the speakers, he saw, was a man—a man with long brown hair and white and black face paint on.

"Jeg beklager!" the man cried as Skwisgaar cornered him. "Jeg beklager!"

Skwisgaar sneered, slowly lowering his guitar. "Norska?" he asked.

The man nodded, hesitantly.

"Eugh." Great. If there was one group of people he hated more than the Danish, it was the Norwegians.

"I didn't mean to scare you," the man continued in Norwegian. "I just—I had to—"

"This is a secure compound," Skwisgaar told him in Swedish. "No one should be here—especially not Norwegian black metal wannabes."

"I'm not a wannabe!" The man crossed his arms over his chest. "My name is Toki Wartooth, and I'm the lead guitarist of Horse's Dick!"

Skwisgaar grimaced at the name. "I'm sure it sounds like dildos. How hard could it be to be a black metal lead guitarist?" he asked with an eye roll. "Don't you have a church to burn down or something? Get out of here."

"No!" Toki grabbed onto Skwisgaar's wrist. "I came all this way!"

"For what? Want to burn down Mordhaus, too? You have about five seconds before I call the Klokateers here to have you killed."

"I can't tell you why I'm here..." Toki looked down at his feet, not releasing his grip on Skwisgaar.

While he did seem significantly younger than him, and a bit shorter, Skwisgaar could tell just from the faint outline of his shirt that this man was jacked. If Skwisgaar tried to get physical with him, he was sure he would lose.

And truthfully, he didn't have his Dethphone on him. He couldn't contact the Klokateers fast enough. He would have to get this Toki guy out of here on his own.

So, he feigned interest. "Whatever it is you wanted, I can't give it to you if you don't tell me," he said.

Toki frowned. "Well, my bandmate—his name is Runke Snogge—he doesn't like digital music. He hates Dethklok. But I heard you had a new analog recording format..." He trailed off, looking down before finally letting Skwisgaar go.

It was making sense now. He wanted to find a way to record his dildo black metal records onto water. He wanted to scoff at this idea, tell Toki that the highly complicated and expensive technology it took to produce HEARD wasn't something to be wasted on his stupid amateur music. Instead, he deflected: "Water records can only be recorded in Mordhaus. You don't even have a guitar or your friend."

"Yes I do." Toki pointed past Skwisgaar, who turned his head. Against the wall, near the door to the studio, was a haphazardly duct-taped Flying V guitar. "I was gonna try to record some of my tracks...but you were here..."

Skwisgaar sighed. This man was just so pathetically earnest, wasn't he? "Even still, without your friend, you won't be able to record your songs on water—"

"He's outside."

Skwisgaar narrowed his eyes. "What."

"He's outside. He didn't want me to come all this way by myself. He's waiting for me... Damn it, I should go."

And this time, as Toki made to leave, it was Skwisgaar's turn to grab his wrist and stop him. "Wait." He cursed himself for what he was about to do. "Just...wait ten minutes."

--

Dick Knubbler let out a yawn as Skwisgaar begrudgingly gave him a cup of coffee. "Alright babes, you ready?" he asked. Skwisgaar had been lucky that Dick hadn't been too far from Mordhaus at the time of his call, though he did wish that the man had slept in...well, any kind of clothing. Lending him his own robe was another sacrifice he was making tonight.

"Readies!" Toki said, his guitar strapped over his shoulder and plugged into the amps of the recording booth.

"Readies," the man known as Runke said, notably less excited than Toki.

Dick hit record, and the two Norwegians inside the recording booth began to record their first song: "Release Me from Conservative Hell." As they played, Dick swiveled in his chair to face Skwisgaar. "You know, the other boys aren't gonna be happy about this."

"Ja, I knows." Skwisgaar finished his own cup of coffee in one prolonged gulp.

"And you certainly don't let anyone else use the recording booth. What's this about?"

"Nothings."

Dick smirked, peaking over his shoulder at Hestkuk. Toki was in the middle of playing an agonizingly slow chord while Runke shrieked some nonsense about hating his life, or whatever. "Norwegian men are kinda cute, aren't they, babe?"

"I's has you killeds too, Knubbler."

[cladestruction]

i'm sorry but for some reason Skwisgaar calling Toki "stupid lingering diabetics!" when he's mad is so funny to me

[m3gahet]

Ok I had an idea for a Skwickles prompt: Pickles trying to play the guitar and Skwisgaar trying to play the drums -@deth-klok

“Ya suck at this, dood.”

“Don’t touch me.”

[dicksoutformtl]

Calling the metalocalypse fandom creators of all kinds!

So I haven’t been super active in the fandom but that doesn’t mean these meathead don’t have a special place in my heart.

I want to start creating for this fandom again, who’s been so sweet & kind to me from the get go, i have a big project in mind & I would like to ask the help of other creators to make it possible. with payment of course c:

The project in mind:

You know those old subscription boxes where you can get all kinds of merch like art prints, key chains, & so much more? I’d like to try & do something like that but themed to the character.

For example: A Nathan Explosion box would include hopefully things like art prints/ other merch, a plush Nathan doll, & other things that may be associated with Nathan ( I would ask for the fandoms opinions on this one also )

If this also has enough traction you could also mix match merch instead of having one box that’s only one character you can opt for maybe Charles/Nathan themed merch.

I also wouldn’t mind hearing others ideas btw, i just think this would be an interesting & fun thing for us all to work together on. At least if anyone’s interest in it c:

If not that’s completely ok! I will still be making Metalocalypse plush dolls in the near future, so keep your eyes peeled for that

Sorry this isn’t super neat looking I wasn’t sure how to pitch this idea lol but if you wanna know more feel free to dm me or leave a comment & ask questions 💘💘💘

( forgot to add sorry aa: it will be a little while until this is up & running, i have a few other things to focus on & I need save money so I can pay those who may want to participate :3c )

[bunny-uninterrupted]

GREAT news guys im gonna make a metalocalypse blog so you dont have to be tortured by my countless mtl reblogs!!!

[citrus-soju]

I love that MTL has so much representation. Not only do all the characters have different heights, body types and faces, they also have disabilities, illnesses, traumas, addictions, etc.

Nathan is very clearly autistic. Pickles has asthma that gets worse when stressed. They’re both severe alcoholics, Nathan even to the point where he regularly needs liver transplants. Toki has diabetes and PTSD. He gets panic attacks, age regresses and becomes mute around his parents. Skwisgaar is most likely also autistic, always stimming with his guitar, and experiences physical pain when he’s unwell mentally (also has a severe cilantro allergy lmao). Murderface is a depressed, suicidal IBS king with a lisp. He also seems to deal with cystic acne on his ass (which is SO PAINFUL).

And the side characters. Knubbler lost his eyes and had them replaced. Edgar is a paraplegic due to a car accident, completely wheelchair bound, delusional about his brother’s death (which he overcomes thankfully), and at the same time he’s one of the smartest people in the show tbh. General Crozier deals with PTSD related nightmares. The Metal Masked Assassin was born with albinism, he appears to have deformities, and wears a splint or support after getting his arm broken. Murderface’s grandpa, completely immobile and unable to speak after his stroke. Even Rockzo’s life went completely downhill because of his addiction tbh and I sometimes wonder what kind of person he would be without all the damage from all the coke.

I’m probably forgetting someone and please add on to the list if you want. But I’m just. I’m so impressed. So much representation in a show, and none of it feels forced.

[ir0n-moon]

I think each member of Dethklok represents a different kind of shortcoming creative people need to overcome in order to reach their full potential— whether they call themselves artists or writers or musicians or whatever. Whether they do it professionally or as a hobby. Here's the way I see it:

Murderface represents self-deprecating and self destructive tendencies (i. e. not feeling good enough, wanting to quit, throwing tantrums, general low self-esteem)

Pickles is the drive for instant gratification whether it's via actual substance use or general hedonism ("I'd rather take a nap/smoke a joint and chill for a bit right now, I can totally get to this project later", etc)

Toki represents overly idealistic expectations and maybe also a different type of hedonism, one more focused on literal fun and games ("My art will be so good I'll be famous and everyone will love me, yay! ...Whaaat? I'm supposed to actually work on it? Nah, I'd rather play some videogames today")

Skwisgaar is perfectionism and a general ego, basically the other side of the coin he shares with Murderface ("I am the best and a literal fucking god at this"/Having meltdowns over the slightest mistake you make/"If I'm not as good as I expect myself to be then who even am I?")

Nathan is the tendency to get easily distracted while placing high expectations on one's own work. Plus the persistent guilt of past or potential failure.

BONUS: Magnus represents the resentment felt towards other, more skilled or more "successful" artists, whatever that might mean for each individual person; as well as resentment towards perceived external "threats" or obstacles to one's own success

Yes my point is that every artist has a tiny version of Dethklok living inside their head and whenever they're falling behind on their work it's because one of these guys is winning

[hellyeahskwisgaar]

MTL characters but in totally different metal genres

Hope they make side projects with these

I think Nathan actually doesn't go well with black metal because of his deep death growl vocal and he isn't skinny enough so yeah death metal is best for him but as Dethklok plays MDM/DM music so I had to choose something different.

Pickles, he really fits in stoner genre things cause he's an ACTUAL stoner, smoking bunch of weeds and bongs. Plus its stereotypical outfit looks pretty good on him too. Smoke weed everyday

Skwisgaar should start another side project which plays viking/folk metal but not the kind of Korpiklaani/Equilibrium folk style, more like Moonsorrow or early Ensiferum. Oooor kinda like Falkenbach. Well I kept listening to Bathory albums(viking metal era) when I drew him.

Toki may play power metal for ✶ 🎀 𝓀𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓈 🎀 ✶ just like Hevisaurus does to kids, tho he's Norwegian and looks like he's somehow connected with black metal - his appearance on 1x16, having a friend who is a fan of black metal - everyone knows he's the naÏve guy in the band so only power metal can protect his childlike innocence.

Murderface was the hardest one to come up with but I guess 80s thrash metal will be the best. Curly hair(I guess so, no one has trapezoid shaped hair in real life) and his vest which reminds me a battle jacket. Planet Piss is sounding to groove/industrial/nu metal and groove metal was inspired by thrash/heavy metal so it makes sense.

And these are my inspirational songs for this post

[toomanythoughts2]

I need Skwisgaar and Toki to be fucking nasty. And I don't mean whips and chains nasty, I'm talking being banned from Belgium because their sex was in violation of the Geneva Convention. I need the Dethklok minute to have a real-time counter of all the property damage their sex has caused worldwide. I need them to have a on pay-roll professional klokateer in charge of making and updating an Excel spreadsheet of just the different kinks and scenarios they've done and haven't done yet. I need their sex to cause serious debates in Dethklok forums, arguing if excessive eye contact while window shopping on the streets of Pargue is another way they're having sex (It is). I need them to have multiple professional looking and made "leaked" sex tapes.

The only way Skwisgaar is convinced that maybe he is having too much sex with Toki is because he misses 2 notes during practice instead of his allotted 1 missed note. Toki convinces him it's actually because they aren't having enough sex, and they should spend more time boinking to release tension, then practice.

I need them to turn into a Bridgette and Geoff situation from Total Drama Island, where they will not stop making out. Charles has a spray bottle just to get them off each other while in meetings but it only works less than a 1/3rd of the time. I need them to beat every single sex-related world record and then create new ones. Taboo does not exist in their bedroom. They make the taboo look tame. If Toki and Skwisgaar aren't covered in some kind of mark, the government is calling up Charles' office asking if they are ok, because their sex life does in fact control the economy. They can not go through another recession involving a 2 week fight the couple had about the order of the alphabet. (They were both wrong)

Listen, do they participate in the sweet and soft side of a relationship filled with non-sexual intimacy that will rot your teeth out and give you type 2 diabetes? Absolutely. Are they going to fuck inside the belly of the sunken Titanic in a specialized sub so they can be the last couple to ever boink on the ship? Also yes.