#skittle sharks

[eepywepy]

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[eepywepy]

Hey!! go check them out! I'm Founder Blue!

Tortielog: Hello! Tortilla checking in. As you've seen some of our staff are testing out Tumblr (I myself am pretty new) I'd just like to give you all a warm welcome, those who have never seen our species before and those who are already a part of it. It is lovely to meet each and every one of you, and I hope you can look forward to new posts! Especially ones about Skittle Sharks.

For a small bit of information, we are what would be considered a closed species, where you have to be part of the discord to join. (I will link it below). We are a shark like species based off of color! Each color range (pastel, brights / neon, and dark) has its own tribe. I myself am part of the sky tribe, who is based off of pastel colors. We also have our own lore, lots of customization within our species, special events and characters decently often, and have pretty accessible slots, mutations, and more via in-server currency!

If you'd like to know more, please join our server, or look out for future posts!!

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Pandora: *walking around, visibly disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Regulus: Panda, what did you THINK a tiger shark was??

[gracieo]

Skittle… *dog* if you would. If u care

[moonysnuitsfauves]

The Little Mermaid but rosekiller.

CW in tags !!

Evan's father cut his tongue.

They argued and claws were at his jaws and tore it slack. Fingers trying to shove down his throat and a hunting knife. The one which cut the fin off a moaning shark.

Evan's tail glides through water, anguish, blood and wicked gloom braiding his scales.

They stay sewing on his flesh even if the strings pulled him deep enough.

Evan screams snorts and bubbles and revenge.

There's a hammer in his chest when he sees stones making way for his entrance.

And there's the witch.

Waves of dark green and jet black curls, deep pearls dangling from heavy limbs and strong tentacles. Soulles eyes and promiscuous tongue.

Evan speaks, tears and magic voicing what he can't.

"I came for a bargain."

[yourfavreggie]

I cannot get over the fact that Pandora and Barty would totally have pottery sessions that they’d do together. Like they would just sit there together listening to music making silly little figures and vase’s and stuff

Pandora: *peacefully sitting there humming to the music while she makes a vase for her flowers*

Barty: *violently squishes his own vase he was making* mwahahaha

[riririnnnn]

I highly think that we should start judging people on the basis of what they think about Kurona 'cause if you got a problem with this little shark skittle..

..then you got a problem with me and my homies—you are a red flag!

God said let there be precious things, and then he appeared—the most precious thing🦈🩷

[bylerismyeverything]

Bobby: Hello my name is Bobby and I’m an alcoholic. And I brought the bowl.

Athena: Hi my name is Athena and when I was 9 a girl who was my next door neighbor went missing and 40 years later they found her remains inside the cement driveway of my family home and it turns out her killer was a close family friend who used to chase me around the orange grove just like he chased her before killing her. And I brought Swedish fish.

Bobby: My name is Bobby and when I was little my dad let me have a drink which I immediately threw up and my mom got mad at him and wanted to take me and my brother and leave but I didn’t wanna go and he slapped my brother but I stayed with him anyway and we lived alone for about a week and then I found him dead in the living room and that’s when I started drinking. And I brought skittles.

Athena: I’m Athena and one time I followed a hunch about a guy with a drone who turned out to be a serial rapist who beat me almost to death so I shot off his penis and then he escaped during his parole hearing and proceeded to kidnap my son so I shot five holes in his chest. Oh and I brought sour patch kids.

Bobby: Hi, I’m Bobby and one time I left a space heater on that started a fire in my building which killed 148 people including my wife and kids and I tried to make amends by saving 148 other people and then kill myself because I wasn’t supposed to live. And I brought airheads xtremes.

Athena: My name is Athena and my fiancé was killed and I didn’t tell anyone or dealt with it for 30 years until I finally found his killer only for him to be released 3 years later and request I be the one to transfer him. And I brought nerds gummy clusters.

Bobby: I’m Bobby and when I first moved to LA I joined a fire station and I had a good day there and so I relapsed because I didn’t feel like I deserved to have a good day. And I brought twizzlers.

Athena: My name is Athena and 7 years ago I found my daughter not breathing on her bedroom floor and I discovered it was because a girl was bullying her so I arrested her. And I brought peach rings.

Bobby: I’m Bobby and one time my sponsor called me and he sounded high and two days later I responded to a small fire call and found his corpse there. And I brought gummy sharks.

Athena: I’m Athena and I was married for 15 years to a man I knew was gay because I wanted to have kids. And I brought mike & ikes.

Bobby: I’m Bobby and one time I was dosed on LSD and saw my dead daughter, so I stood on a ledge of my firehouse and almost killed myself. And I brought sour gummy worms.

Athena: My name is Athena and when I was a little girl I was traumatized by a movie that showed a man falling on the ceilings glass windows of an upside down ship and a few months ago I saw the same thing recreated in real life. And I brought mini starburst.

Bobby: I’m Bobby and I almost died in the desert only for the cartel that chased me to burn down my house later. And I brought haribo berries.

Athena: I’m Athena and I almost died in said house fire from smoke inhalation. And I brought sour patch watermelon.

Bobby: I’m Bobby and after I got Athena to safety I had a heart attack and my heart stopped for 14 minutes. And I brought sour punch bites.

[mallowmaenad]

baedel flow

this shit ain't nothin to me girl

i'm taking DIY alstolfo brand temu titty skittles. I got so much prog up my ass my dildo has erectile dysfunction. I'm injecting estrogen straight into my face so I can force fem the cop in my brain.

I'm problematic. I ship things you can't imagine. The judge read my Archive Of Our Own bookmarks out loud and the jury were too busy throwing up to give me a guilty verdict.

I smoke shit so dank it'll age regress you into a fucking sperm.

I'm on that greymarket back alley bimbo goo. I'm doing deviantart shit to my body just to look myself in the mirror when I shave in the morning.

Your sister LOVES my milk duds. You never had a brother, she calls me mommy with a 2 year age difference.

I'm putting lead and estrogen in my haters' cereal so I can make some toxic yuri, get them moaning in their boyvoices 6 months later behind the Warhammer store like I'm fucking Slaanesh.

They/them me again and I'll run a used Manscaped Lawnmower across your face until you look like a fucking newborn

I show up to Planned Parenthood just to stand there and watch the abortions, licking my lips between sips of Strawberry Dreams mixed with pure thailander gamer girl sweat.

When I'm done with you you'll never want to go to the pool shirtless again bitch

I'm on those quadruple puppygirlboygirl anarchist homebrew estrogen patches, taking so much spiro that Big Pharma is wiping down fire hydrants in my area to make Premarin with the residue.

The only thing Harkness is testing is my fucking patience and I'm about to turn him into another one of my little sisters

I'm smoking that bocchi the rock giving myself middle school anxiety so intense it erases my male socialization

They wanted to write a callout post about me so I fucked their moms, and their dogs and the playstation 5 just for good measure, now if they don't call me auntie they're grounded from role playing My Hero Academia characters on discord for 2 weeks.

You wish I'd make you my bitch. By the time you re-align your pronouns you'll be bottoming for a fucking stuffed shark posting about your Amazon Basics skirt on reddit

They call me the egg cracker because I bust so many fucking balls

I radiate so much AGP my nickname at the local pride center is elephant's foot. I give Kaitlyn Jenner so much gender envy it's got her considering voting blue in the next election.

Yeah I'm on E, what the fuck else am I gonna trip on when I drive to the pharmacy blasting SewerSlvt so loud youtube is recommending video essays to every single person in the tri state area.

Christine Chandler wishes she was me. Contrapoints wishes she was me. Aphrodite desires me carnally. They can't handle the divine feminine energy radiating from my unwashed hen cause they gotta go through the Hero's Journey just to get a face full of baby butter that tastes like expired anchovies.

Tonight girl my chosen name is Bridget because I'm going to go to town inside you. Your hole's gonna be more ruined than Thanksgiving dinner when I show up in a slutty little number watching my cousin the same age as me lose another inch of his hairline.

I'm sucking on that neocities watamote siscon shadow siren hard candy getting affected like a male feminist just heard me say the word bitch a little too loud for his liking. My Celeste speedruns have never been faster.

Fuck around and find out keep talking shit and my final fantasy 14 plugins won't be the only thing I'll be reprogramming tonight

[bri-cheeses]

Barty and Dorcas who are terrified of sharks but have a morbid fascination with them and watch documentaries on shark attacks all the time, even while at the beach. One time the Skittles took a trip to the ocean and Regulus had to take away TV privileges because they were freaking everyone out with all the shark attack shows they were watching

[eepywepy]

i know since this is personal art its going to probably get no attention but you can have it anyway guys!! Join my Species Discord Server! We're called the Skittle Sharks, and we're a welcoming and open pony town/art community. We are trying to reach 200 members and our 4 YEAR CREATION ANNIVERSARY is coming up!! You have to join the discord to make one, sorry, however we have an in-server currency system using a bot where you can work for our in-server money (Shells) and buy special mutations for your sharks! There are 3 tribes. Join the server to find out more about this fascinating species! https://discord.gg/PCZ6G4QRgU

[starlos-soulmate]

Sup, I'm Pancake!! <3

Strawpage | comms x | side blog |

Self shipper | 22 | she/it/they | cishet ace

◇ I like cryptids, bugs, sharks, space, aliens, and horror

◇ I love Undertale/Deltarune, Portal 2, Webfishing, OFF, FNaF, Cult of the Lamb, Silent Hill 2, In Stars and Time

◇ You can also call me Jack, Bug, or Bubblegum

◇ DO NOT REPOST MY ART ◇

◇ Hard block to break mutuals

Main F/O:

☆ Starlo ☆ (Undertale Yellow) (tags: 🌵💫, starcake, rotten jack)

I am VERY uncomfortable sharing him. He is my soulmate, the light of my life. I freaking ADORE him, so if you self ship with him, kindly block me

Other F/Os:

♡ Spamton [Deltarune] [tag: spamton <3]

♡ Siffrin [In Stars and Time] [QPP] [tag: 💠⭐️]

♡ Arthur Kingsmen [Mystery Skulls Animated] [tag: arthur kingsmen <3]

♡ Wheatley [Portal 2] [tag: wheatley <3]

♡ Springtrap [FNaF 3] [tag: 💀]

♡ Skittles [Leave Death to the Professionals] [OC F/O] [tags: skittles, pancake and skittles]

♡ No Significant Harassment (aka Sig) [Rain World] [tag: 🍉💿]

Crush list

Extra stuff under cut

Don't really have a DNI outside of pr/shippers, usual dni, and self ship doubles of Starlo DNI. I block as I please. Art credit: top image @/bunbunsheart2, middle image below @/cutestknife, blinkies @/randyjadekisser @/radiotrophicfungi

frozenhi-chews -> starlos-soulmate

Tags I use:

#the cake doth speak - my rambling tag

#pancake aesthetic - stuff that relates to my self insert and main sona, Pancake

#self ship stuff - self ship stuff i reblog or make, etc. Easily what it is on the tin

#leave death to the professionals - the universe where Pancake and Skittles reside. It's a self insert story I made for myself to be self indulgent. You ask about this story, I won't shut yp

#cake asks - any asks I answer

#🥞 cake art - my art!!

#🥞cake wips - wips of my art

[pensat-i-fet]

Forever home (Ferran Torres x Reader)

**Little backstory. It was a friend’s birthday this week and I wrote this for her, hence why it’s birthday themed, and now she let me post it so you can all, hopefully, enjoy it ❤️❤️**

Word count: 1376

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It was your love for animals that got you to meet Ferran in the first place, so when he was invited to visit the famous L’Oceanogràfic aquarium during a few days off he could spend in Valencia, he didn’t think twice and invited you to share the experience with him. 

“How does it feel being around your family after so long?”

“What?”, Ferran's confused face was adorable. “I see my family all the time”.

“I meant the sharks. Aren't those your family?”

“Sure. Can you tell how much we look alike?”

He placed his head near where one of the sharks was swimming. It almost felt like it was posing too since it got closer to the glass. 

“I don't know…the sharks are cuter”.

“You’ll always choose the animals over me”.

“But you're my favourite human”.

Taking his hand, you both walked around the place seeing all the animals. But sadly, you couldn't stay there longer. Or in Valencia. 

The next morning, you had to drive back to Barcelona. Lots of people were travelling for the Easter holidays so you knew it'd be a longer trip than usual. You and Ferran were chatting and updating each other on what you're next few days’ schedule looked like.

“And I have to work on Tuesday. Can you believe that?”

“Yeah, so close to the Easter holidays. A lot of people are off work already…clearly”, he answered, looking at all the cars in front of yours.

“I meant…”, you were so thrown off by his comment. “Yeah, it's weird”.

Tuesday was two days before Maundy Thursday, so sure, it was two days before the Easter holidays but…it was also your birthday. Had Ferran forgotten?

“I brought snacks for the trip. Sour Skittles, your faves”.

Ferran's big smile made you forget how hurt you were for a second. “I love them. Thank you. You're so thoughtful”.

“You know…it's what couples do. Remember important things about one another and all that”.

“Speaking of that…”.

Your head turned quickly to look at Ferran, expecting him to mention the birthday. But he just placed something in your hand.

“A chocolate bar?”

“Not just a chocolate bar. It's salted caramel flavoured. I know you've been trying all of them to see if any actually taste like salted caramel. This is from Lindt so it's a good brand. When I saw it, I picked it up for you”.

“So thoughtful of you”, you whispered. 

“I also remember what's important for you”, he winked.

Did he?

“It's good”, you told him after taking a bite. “Wanna try it?”

He nodded and you moved the bar so he could take a bite as well. “It doesn't taste like salted caramel, though”.

“No”, you sighed. “It seems impossible to get that flavour in this country”.

“We'll keep trying”.

Ferran leaned forward to kiss your cheek before driving again. Finally, the cars were moving.

The plan was the usual. You'd eat snacks and chat. Music was on so there'd be some singing going on too. But you just felt so moody seeing your boyfriend had forgotten your birthday. Even if it was a newish relationship, you expected him to remember the day you were born. He always seemed to worry so much about the little details, like the chocolate bars. But now he forgot the big details. Typical.

Life continued and you went back to work while Ferran was busy training and trying to be ready for the next match. 

“You ok?”, asked one of your coworkers.

“Yeah. Just worrying too much about silly things”.

“I'm familiar with that. But I hope you aren't worrying about getting older tomorrow”, she laughed. “Are you doing anything fun for your birthday?”

“I don't think so…”.

“Will you go back to Valencia this weekend to see your family?”

You didn't plan on doing that but maybe it was a good idea. The plan was to stay in Barcelona and go see Ferran play but maybe it was time for a change of plans. At least your parents remembered your birthday. 

Ferran didn't even mention staying with you on Monday night. His birthday hadn't even been a whole month before yours and you made sure you'd be there to wake him up and show him the gifts you got for him. You wanted to be the first person he saw when he woke up on his birthday…but also wanted him to be the first person you saw on yours.

“All my fault for creating these fantasies in my head”, you told yourself when you got into bed. “Always makes it easier to end up being disappointed”.

But you were being too hard on yourself...and on Ferran. Still, he wasn't the first person you saw when you woke up on your birthday. Or not the first animal at least.

“What is…”, the sound of breathing and purring near your face woke you up and when you opened your eyes, you saw the most beautiful little kitten staring at you. “How did you get here?”

“Oh, you're awake. Happy birthday!”, screamed Ferran, holding balloons in his hands and placing them near your bed. “I couldn't wrap your main present. Moves too much”.

He was still laughing when you sat up in bed and stared at the kitten. “He's mine?”

“She. And yes. I went back to the rescue we visited not long ago and they had already found a family for the older cat you loved so much so I looked around and…she was almost calling my name. I knew immediately she'd become your best friend”.

“I…”, you didn't even know what to say. The cat was a black kitten with white paws, like the one you had when you were a kid. But Ferran didn't know that and yet…he found her for you. It had been one of your worst days as a kid when your cat passed and you refused to have another black cat for the longest time, feeling like it’d mean you were trying to substitute your best friend. But now realised it wasn't like that. This was a new friend but you would never forget the previous ones.

“I thought you forgot my birthday”, you confessed while you tried to get the cat to sit on your lap.

“I know. It was a bit mean to do that to you but I didn't want you to find out I had adopted her and ruin the surprise. I picked her up yesterday morning and couldn’t leave her alone at home”.

“I guess I can forgive you. And thank you”.

“Anything for the birthday girl. I'm going back to the car to get all her stuff”.

“Her stuff?”

“Yeah. And you don't have to go to work today, by the way. I sent match tickets to your boss and now you can stay home”.

“Thanks! Your fame is finally useful”.

You took the little kitten in your hands and went to see what Ferran meant by stuff for the kitten. And then you saw him bringing a litter box, a cat tree, food, treats, toys, …

“Did you buy the whole pet store?”

“Ehh…”, he looked around and frowned. “I think I left a couple of toys for other kitties. But our little princess needs all of this”.

“We need to find a name for the princess first”.

“Right. Any ideas?”

“Umm”, you thought. “Has she done anything extra cute that we could use for a nickname?”

“She puked on my bed”.

“Adorable”, you chuckled.

After going back and forth over some names, and checking Google for more ideas, you both decided to name the little kitten Lulu.

Once that was sorted, it was time to play with her. She had so much energy…and Ferran bought so many toys. Lulu would get tired of all of them quickly wanting to try the other ones. 

“This will be your forever home. Are you happy?”, you asked Lulu when she was purring and laying down on your lap after too much playing. 

“I want you to be my forever home too”.

“Are you talking to me or Lulu?”, you joked, trying not to blush too much.

“Both…but mostly to you”.

“We want that too…and then we'll finally turn you into a cat person”.

[gracieo]

makes u look at him

[that-hippie-user]

Taking a break, im NOT thirsty, and wont be for a bit.

my buzzy wand overheated and died, and that combined with my titty skittles acting as chemical chastity, AND repeated buzzy use, has temporarily ruined my ability to get off.

so. calling it here. i officially WON destroy your dick december.

and you know what? not worth it.

like, okay, its been AMAZING seeing my page's audience evolve as i just, shamelessly hornypost for all to see.

my blogs followers now consists of babs in the ab/dl community, rare agere folks who are chill even if they're way more Ace than even me, stealth babs who consistently leave likes for fear of how their audience would react to crinkly reblogs ( :3 i respect you, ya dropped this, king. *hands you diamond studded gold diaper. ), hypno-curious folks CONSISTENTLY asking me "wait, you do LEGIT hypnosis? :D whats that like? can i try?", chill normies who like my memes and humor, AND-

oddly enough... a LOT of trans women age 30 to 40, consistently in diapers, with consenting partners, actively unpottytraining themselves, and just living their best lives nomming on dino nuggies, rockin cozy onesies, and humpin blahaj sharks.

like... wow, you girlies have gotten the good end for us babs, and that gives hope for my future!

:3 ditto to the guys enbies and trans guys who achieved the same, you're all awesome.

XD but sweet jebus, i got too much attention here. i cant show EVERYONE what ab/dl brainwashing is like, and im not so sure i want to...

:/ hell, got so bad i went into "bad touch" mode recently and became grossed out by like... ALL this kink stuff. XD sometimes that just happens, my sexuality can just vanish, leaving me as a scared pubby who too smol for this stuff.

:/ i'm... still kinda in that mode tbh, and idk when itll end.

what i'm saying is, this is officially my haiitus.

XD cuz like... i need to rethink what i'm willing to do for myself and others. i'm poly, so casual naughty stuff is chill and all, but it feels weird spending quality 1 on 1 time with my favorite partners, and then immediately hitting up my tumblr followers (consensually) for cheap thrills. that... that doesnt seem healthy.

:P idk what's happening next, but i guess we'll wait and see. talking to my new therapist about it next month

[wrong-answers-only-polls]

What's your favourite cat breed?

Sorreltail

Skittles

Nepeta Cataria

German shepherd

Cadmium

Gengar

E.coli

Chicken noodle soup

(anything else you feel like adding also if you want :3)

i hope u like the ones I added :3