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mistbow · 2 years ago

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Since @laindir mentioned something about Ratatouille!Dezel I decided to look up Gameplay Numbers for Snack Preparation.

First five rows are for failures. Not including those failures, there are 35 snacks that can be prepared. Numbers indicate the probabilities out of 100, so they are in percent essentially.

In terms of failure rate, Dezel cannot fail at all (0%), while Edna is most likely to fail (33%). The rank for failure rate is Edna (33%) > Alisha (17%) > Sorey (16%) = Rose (16%) > Mikleo (10%) > Zaveid (4%) > Lailah (3%) > Dezel (0%).

Not counting the failure stuff, Mikleo can make everything, while Edna can make the least (she can only make 14 snacks). The rank goes like Mikleo (35) > Dezel (32) > Lailah (31) > Zaveid (29) > Sorey (27) = Alisha (27) = Rose (27) > Edna (14).

Sorey and Rose might seem like they share similar stats here, but I think Rose might slightly be better at this since she has the highest chance (7%) of making the best snack in the game, Marron Glacé. Out of the humans (who all seem to be bad at this), Rose actually might be the best cook, despite trying to do so with abacus.

If we look at their specialties (by seeing which snacks have the highest possibility for each character)...

Sorey: Pear Compote (10%)

Alisha: Strawberry Waffle (12%)

Rose: Baumkuchen (10%)

Mikleo: Fruit Frappé (7%), Raspberry Mousse (7%)

Lailah: Strawberry Shortcake (10%)

Edna: Chocolate Rusk (12%), Palmier (12%)

Dezel: Baumkuchen (8%)

Zaveid: Grape Mille-Feuille (10%)

As seen from Sorey, specialty doesn't necessarily indicate favorite food. Here are some interesting tidbits:

Sorey can make his favorite, Soft-Serve Ice Cream, but out of the ones he can make, it has the lowest chance of happening (1%). I suppose that's because his favorite has to be specifically made by Mikleo (Perfect Guide's words, not mine), which has a 5% chance of happening, just below his specialties and Ice Pop. It's just when push comes to shove, like when Mikleo suddenly can't make it for him, he will make Soft-Serve Ice Cream himself... while crying.

Dezel and Rose share the same specialty. Makes you think.

Also, there's a skit where it's said that the way Dezel bakes Madeleines is similar to how Rose does it. The chances for Madeleines are 4% for Dezel and 2% for Rose.

You can definitely see from what they can make and their specialties that the seraphim's elements definitely have something to do with the snack preparation here, as mentioned in a skit.

And that's the useless Zesty knowledge of the day.

#tales of #tales of zestiria #also #we can conclude that dezel is the best cook #while edna is the worst one lol #mino talks zesty

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when-are-you-coming-back-steve · 2 years ago

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What’s your new Anger? (this is the inaction to tell me I am a big fan of your crit posts. You make them consider and understandable while not being condescending to the reader (so so affectionate :) ))

OHOH BOY Heres the thing, I dont really post crit for much. Usually I will like and reblog some valid posts that come up naturally and if its really a problem for me I tend to leave easy. But Thomas Sanders is killing me and takeover is a bad influence /j

But basically he reminds me of the worst coworkers you've had and he's just. Terrible at the job he ASSIGNED HIMSELF. He brands himself as a youtuber. He promises videos for one of his most popular endeavors which was lowkey a rebranding after vine was shut down and he was no longer a popular comedian on vine. And then he abandoned his largest project. And that wouldn't be a problem! If he did what majority of other cc's do. So many youtubers leave behind what made them popular, the move on the other things because it makes them happy and allows them to continue to bring content. There's usually some fans who are angry at this move but atleast most of those youtubers are transparent about this change. They communicate with their community setting the expectations going forward and they stick with them! Thomas has not done this.

He promised us a large amount of work going into making a season finale, and then making another season and he might not be able to push out content at the rate he has done before but thats because he's putting everything into the finale

But we've had very little sander sides content since then. And these have their own problems as being short and "not being part of the main storyline" or being blatant ads. But Thomas is still cranking out other content, he took up tiktok where he is reliving his vine era, he plays games on a side channel. He streams but only for people that pay him. We took the long wait and said fine. Its nothing these fans haven't done before. But then he goes and months and months after he promised us the finale, he tells us he has began working on the script. What was he doing in those months? How is he only just starting bare basics of this thing we have been waiting on forever. Can you imagine this in a professional setting? You're coworker hell your boss has major procrastination on important projects and refuses to give you a timeline? But they still expect to be paid and continue their job while they are doodling in their office.

He attempts to reason this away with not having a lot of people and the pandemic inhibiting the team from filming. First of all they haven't hadnt had anything to film with the finale because they are still working on the script. The pandemic is no longer a major world problem right now. And when it was that wouldn't of had to stopped planning or filming, it might be harder to do with only one person there but it is possible and manageable!

When he does have his team it boggles my mind! I was in schools news in middle school, we worked in teams of 5-7. Each team was pushing out a video every week/every two weeks. Each video had an original hand crafted intro that was never done before on another episode in our show. We had multiple skits. We had announcements and weather and what we were having thst day. We had news anchors thst led us into each segment. This was all planned, filmed and edited by the team. Was it perfect? No but we had content constantly coming out with completely original ideas everytime while we were still learning how to edit videos. We spent an hour every school day on these, we also split those hours with assignments we had due. We cranked this stuff out in a max total of 14 hours. These tiny 6th graders did amazing work despite being children who are using Adobe for the first time and having such little time. This experience has made me more understanding of what exactly these youtubers do, its hard time consuming work. And this understanding is what makes me so angry about Thomas not having any progress in the finale. This absolutely could have been done by now. This absolutely could have been done months ago.

Tldr: Thomas sanders refuses to communicate effectively with his fans and to work efficiently on this project. The fact that this has been going on for over 900 days is absolutely atrocious. This is his job, one that he signed up for. If he was working for anyone in any field including this one he would have been fired. We deserved better than this and deserve better than him continuing to drag this out.

#oh jeez #any way thank you!#barely sure this is even actually for me cuz most of my stuff is from takeover's reblogs #but if it is that makes me very happy! it doesnt feel amazing to criticize something you loved and you dont want to be too mean of a person #im glad its something that comes across as thoughtful and is understandable to readers #these posts are made to vent my frustrations but also strike a discussion and analysis.#ts critical #long post

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destinyc1020 · 4 months ago

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Yeah, Ayo got into trouble this year when she hosted SNL and the musical guest was JLo and people started pulling out all the stuff she had done shitting on JLo. They even had her do a sketch apologizing for posting hurtful and hating stuff online. She should have at least asked to host with a different musical guest so it wouldn't get awkward

https://youtu.be/v47uE_wrSYo?si=_TgC6ZXpLX-kNOeB

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Ohhhhh!!! THAT'S what that skit was about!! 😅

I was wondering why it was on there. It def seemed very PERSONAL. 👀 I was lost during that entire skit, but it def seemed like an inside joke.

I did not realize she had made some hate online about JLo. 👀 What did JLo do to her lol? 😅

I didn't fully understand it, but now I get it.

I'm wondering if SNL even deliberately had them on the same night in order to get more ratings too. 👀

They obviously must have known about the past history with her and JLo if they had her do an entire skit referencing it. 🥴

Very very interesting 🤔

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mischas · 2 years ago

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I swear this took me least two hours to actually watch fully from start/stopping for quotes and going back for context and then I had to pause for a few minutes while I made dinner. But that was incredibly cathartic, I must say. I feel like I’ll be ready to do a deeper dive on the podcast in the coming days but for now here are my thoughts as I watched.

07:30, re: “Whoever you want me to be” it’s interesting that Mischa says they shot her lines so many different ways to establish tone. As if Marissa really is so into her role as lead deb/social chair/etc when Sandy mentions the fashion show. Rereading the pilot script, I can see where this was changed in the direction once it came to shooting it.

16:42, “The thing about the sports or something” made me LAUGH re: hiatus because of baseball in 2003

@ ferris wheel scene, do they know this show is avail in hd? 🥴👀

24:15, re: 2x01 lawn chair scene “I was so frustrated with some of the character writing and not knowing how to play it at that point” omg ��Didn’t know what to do with some of the writing”

What kind of vapid ppl are listening to this drivel if this scene was their #1

31:57, Mischa didn’t know there was an SNL skit based off Marissa shooting Trey. IF ONLY I WERE SO LUCKY

33:28, I swear to christ 😭 Mischa has no recollection of Marissa’s various traumas (re: almost r*pe). And I don’t blame her for this, I think she had to keep this show out of sight out of mind for so so long for her own sake, but I hope being reminded of these things will help her perception of Marissa as more than a strung out angsty teen with poor decision making. She seemed so shook being reminded by Melinda that Marissa was sexually assaulted.

35:40, MB seems to be saying something else behind her expression about shooting on the Mount St. Mary’s campus for 3x24. What do we think she meant by this? Just that she was uncomfortable being paraded around in that skimpy school uniform? Or something else? This location doubled for Harbor, right? She also acknowledged feeling uncomfortable in the explicit Volchok scenes.

37:54, 3x25 model home pool scene, “Oh my god her tattoo, I can’t” I really thought this was Mischa’s tattoo they wrote into the script! I’m truly surprised they even cared about continuity at this point.

38:33, same pool scene “It’s nice when you have days where you can just, like, do stuff that’s not quite so heavy” and Mischa/Marissa deserved this so much more!!!!

44:25, they’re watching the d**th scene, and I have always thought Mischa’s arms look so weird just dropped back like that. It’s probably more realistic than if they were tucked in, but it’s always taken me out of the scene

I haven’t seen this scene in years. literally

I’m tearing up but only a little. It’s too melodramatic for me this time. I know what I’m supposed to feel but it seems so detached from reality that I can easily act like Marissa survives this. There’s almost 40 min left of this pod ep what are they gonna talk about

ok going back real quick i’m supposed to believe this happened to Ryan RIGHT IN HIS LAP AND HE’S CAREFREE AND DATES SOMEONE ELSE NOT EVEN A FEW MONTHS LATER? LMFAO PLS THIS BOY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO EVEN SPEAK FOR LIKE A YEAR IF THIS RLY HAPPENED

“This is the culmination of their whole love story, it is” okay wait 🥺

“I don’t wanna see the part where he gets all emotional, I’m done now” real

49:31, Melinda: “Truth be told, there was a huuuuuge part of the audience that tuned in just for Marissa and the ratings did go down in season 4 because you weren’t there. I’m just putting that out there.” *elmo fire gif* 🫡

55:40, 1x10 Missoni dress “They got the dress and I was obsessed, like ‘she has to wear this dress.’ It’s beautiful, like my dream dress at the time. That’s the way I felt about it. It’s all sparkly in person and just very Missoni. You know, after the fact, I became quite good friends with the family but this was like my first introduction to a Missoni piece and I was like ‘Oh my god I’m obsessed with this dress’ to the point where I begged them. This was like one of the first things they let me wear off set and it was my first date dress with, like, one of my ex-boyfriends. I was so excited I got to wear it out. It was special. So that dress has a special place in my heart, that’s for sure.”

1:01:40, fan question, “What do you think is the biggest misconception about Marissa? What’s the one thing that you just wish people would understand about her?”

“That she’s a caring– a very sensitive person. That’s the main thing about her, she’s just this sensitive and– that she wants to care for people and help them. she has a big heart like that.” 🥹

1:05:36 “Originally, they wanted her to be more like Legally Blonde.”

Melinda, “Like bubbly?”

Mischa’s fucking face here lmao

1:06:00, to find Marissa’s character “They had me watch Kate Hudson in Almost Famous again and again, certain scenes.” Why is this actually making sense to me ljkhgf

1:07:04, Marissa at the party post-fashion show in the pilot was filmed many different ways drunk, “I remember I was asked to play that every way to Sunday. ‘Like now she should be fall down drunk, like she’s stumbling through the party’ and then there were takes where I was, like, completely composed. A little bit slurring my words. That was all find it as you go.”

1:08:10, “A lot of opposing types of direction” re: doug, mcg, josh

1:09:36, “Remember when they started shooting two episodes at a time and they would just hand me pages–I don’t know if you guys had as much of this– But they would be like ‘this is gonna be probably in the next episode and since we’re on this set we’re gonna give this scene a go so here’s a couple pages from what’s probably gonna happen’ and I’d be like ‘this is wild! what have you written for the next episode?’ You'd read it and be like ‘holy shit where are we going with this?’ so I remember a lot of that.” She mentioned this in the E! interview but hearing it again is super interesting.

1:10:27, fan question, “I wanted to ask you if there are any storylines you would’ve wanted to see more of for Marissa or if there’s anything you would’ve liked to have seen of Marissa explored.”

“Yeah, I feel like definitely the Alex storyline is what jumps to mind. I feel like that could’ve been explored more. Also there’s not a lot of her and her sister, really. You know? That could’ve been explored more.”

1:11:39, mentioning that the Alex storyline really was ‘her thing’ ie. something I’ve said in the past. The Alex storyline was the only one that was ever Marissa’s alone.

1:12:26, fan submission “Marissa was my favorite character. One of my favorite moments of her was midway through season 2 when Marissa shows up to the Cohen house with bagels and they take her in and comfort her.” real!!!! theeee sweetest scene of all time

1:17:20, Tacking on that fan question at the end about Marissa and mental health. Mischa has such an eloquent answer and to answer my own question from above I feel like this may change the discourse with which MB speaks about the character. At least I hope so. Love that caller for sending it in and honestly the pod for including it.

“Obviously she suffers from depression and anxiety and all sorts of things. That’s what I was saying about the overdose scene. I do not remember what we think she’s on or what we really think her biggest problem is. Ultimately it’s rooted in mental wellness, isn’t it? I mean, so much of anything is. Any kind of addiction, it’s not really about just one thing or vice that she has. It’s about being at that age and being so overwhelmed about the world around you and not really feeling like she had the tools to cope.”

MC: “The episode is called ‘The Escape’. So she’s escaping that pain that she’s living through that the parents are oblivious to.”

MB: “Right. There’s nobody. There’s never, like, a counselor there or a teacher there. It does feel like she’s always grasping in different directions. It’s not properly defined and I think, maybe in today’s terms, we would handle that differently. But I definitely think that she’s going through all of it and searching for herself.”

Whew, you guys. I need to decompress.

#oc bitches #mischa barton

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x-heesy · 9 months ago

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SwaG attack

Intro]

Are you gonna bark all day, lil' doggy?

Or are you gonna bite?

[Verse 1: Skits]

Ah, okay

Here we go again, civil hit ’em

100 kilogram sledgehammer rhythm that'll split 'em on impact

Swimming like Gibbens through this track

We keep the safe guarded by Rhodesian Ridgebacks

Underground studio, witch craft

Stuck in the booth like a movie role

The hash in the air smells like cookie dough (Who you know)

I couldn’t give a fuck less about

Try rapping that tuff with ya guts hangin' out!

That about does it, ya heart rate plummets

Ya best friends vomits, the sky rains comets

No shoulda, woulda, coulda or what ifs

Hacked into nugget sized trash bag rubbish

You talking to the one that wrote branded at 21

Fuck ya Instagram, fuck Donald Trump and Lil Pump

This is rebel shit, heavy metal shit

Spit at the cops and skip school for the hell of it!

They call it hip-hop but where are the bars, yo? (Where are the bars?)

Yeah, you treway but you rap with armee

I catch bodies like Narcos

Stuff a fake rapper face first in a wood chipper like Fargo

I scribble riddles that kill all you little Lils

Ya body is in the shed while I pillow talk with yo widow

I bet a lot of parents don't like Skits

But it goes like this...

Ahem, listen kids

Hook]

Thats not a knife, this is a knife

Thats not a rapper dont give em the mic

Thats not a classic fuck all the hype

Fuck all your likes, give me your life

[Verse 2: Jay]

See, I'm anti social, I don't wanna talk to niggas

Mind yo fuckin' business, I don't wanna chalk them niggas

Count yo fuckin' fingers, now you gonna lose some digits

When the Reaper set foot inside the buildin’ shit get vivid

Live it to the the limit, any sin I did commit it

Niggas try to live it, I can see it’s just a gimmick

See, I'm an old spirit, but my body young, nigga

Got a drum gun ready to stun these dumb niggas

So Imma lay ’em flat like a flat earth theory

Y'all niggas don't wanna come near me, I swear, B

I fuck 'em up beyond recognition, that’s the first step

Skits pour the gasoline, we light 'em up like birdsnest

Burst chest, alien, I'm the worst yet

Perfect organism, cut yo circuits

See, I'm in deep space, y'all niggas always delayed

Better listen to what we say, or get erased, B-day

Anger in my chest, I gotta let out all the energy

Soundcloud rapper, you is not who you pretend to be

I will beat one of y'all niggas, I wanna be one y'all niggas

So I can jump on the cliff and never have to see one of y'all niggas

I'm a different type of breed, yeah, different type of trap, yeah

Slit a rapper throat and fuck his bitch right in the ass, yeah

I bet a lot of parents don't like Reap, but I'm in too deep

Don't sleep

Hook]

Thats not a knife, this is a knife

Thats not a rapper dont give em the mic

Thats not a classic fuck all the hype

Fuck all your likes, give me your life

Thats not a knife, this is a knife

Thats not a rapper dont give em the mic

Thats not a classic fuck all the hype

Fuck all your likes, give me your life

Give Me Your Life by Dope D.O.D.

@luna---zylum @bigbonzo @boanerges20 ❤️‍🔥

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sullustangin · 2 years ago

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Fluffy February Day 6: Stretch

Rating: PG

Fandom: SWTOR

Time: 3676 BBY/23 BTC

Pairing: Jace Malcom/Satele Shan, unrequited

Words: 1289

“So… the Force doesn’t make all that acrobatic stuff possible by itself?” Jace asked. “Like, if I was a Jedi, I’d have to be able to do a backflip anyway?”

Satele shook her head as she continued to limber up for her morning routine. “Not quite. Yes, you do have to stay fit and maintain some physical prowess, but the Force helps you defy gravity for a little longer, have just a bit more endurance in a sprint, a little more strength in your swing. Think of it as an extra set of hands or guidance.”

Jace sat on a bench just a few feet away from Satele’s gymnastic mat. “But it’s 100% the Force when Jedi lift stuff, right? It’s not like ‘bro, you gotta lift this much on the bench or you’ll drop that rock on your foot,’ right?”

Satele’s laugh jingled in his ear, like the tiny bell on top of an old-fashioned swinging door. “Yes, that is more rooted in the person’s discipline and concentration in the Force. Word to the wise, all the same : don’t put bets against Jedi in benchpressing competitions.”

“Like I’m betting against the Jedi for anything.” Jace sipped his caf as he watched Satele finish up her stretches. “You really put yourself through the paces. I hurried over here because I thought you’d run through warm-ups and be swinging your dualsaber in minutes, and if I sat around eating my waffles, you’d be done.”

Satele tossed her braid over her shoulder as she stood up. “Believe it or not, Jace, Jedi are mortals. We get charley horses too!”

Just as Jace sputtered into his coffee – because hearing prim Satele say ‘charley horse’ was somehow hysterically funny to him – Satele launched into her routine, activating her dual saber as she vaulted into the air.

Stars, she could fly.

At the time he’d met her over Korriban, he hadn’t had a lot of time to watch her – he knew what she and her master had been doing was beyond his imagining. Watching her practice her katas was far lower stakes but no less amazing, here on Coruscant.

Over the last five years, since… everything… started, Jace and Satele had been pretty faithful pen pals (in a way; neither of them used pen, praise be the Holonet). Sometimes it took awhile: she had to go through her trials with a new master, he ended up on a cereal box because it was good for recruitment and he was apparently cute enough, then she and Dar’Nala (her new master) had been sent around the galaxy on diplomatic service. Jace understood the logic: Satele had gotten to know the battle side of the Jedi Order a lot sooner than she did the peacekeeper end.

Then Jace got promoted and was sent off to officer school – who’d’ve thunk it, a kid form Bacaria like him? That was almost as impressive as the cereal box, according to Kal.

Kal would be a higher rank and would probably have his own cereal box if he wasn’t so dead-set on being a maverick and a joker. He just had to defy authority in some way, even if it was just wearing non-regulation socks. And not taking every double-dog dare his stupid company threw out there.

So, five years into this war with the Sith, and here were Satele Shan and Jace Malcom, hanging out. Like normal people. Well, if normal people could swing a dualsaber and do backflips at the same time, Jace supposed, as he watched her. As if they weren’t the two kids who brought news of Korriban to the galaxy. It was a weird way to start a friendship.

Jace was coming to a pretty rapid conclusion though. He didn’t want it just to be a friendship.

Satele was the most amazing woman he’d ever met, and he’d covered a lot of planets since he first met her.

Scratch that from the pitch; that sounded way raunchier than he thought it would. And yeah, he’d gone out with other women but not that many. He didn’t know every—

Ok, this whole ‘I think we should be more than friends’ skit he’d mapped out needed about fifteen more drafts before he tried it live with her. He didn’t want it to sound like he was infatuated (he totally was), and he didn’t want it to sound like he didn’t have enough experience to make the comparison (he did), but he also didn’t want it to sound like ‘out of the hundreds of women’ (which was NOT the case; Kal would rat him out to his mother for not respecting women or himself, and then there’d be holy wrath over the holocomm).

His chain of thought broke off as Satele nailed her landing at the edge of the mat, then detached her dualsaber into two parts, so now she wielded one shorter lightsaber in each hand. He watched as she went through the movements, fighting an invisible foe –

And great galaxies, she was fierce. There was some sort of channeled rage in her, something that might have darkened another’s soul… but instead, she pushed it out and away from her heart, throwing it into her efforts against foes, for the Jedi, for the Republic, for the Light --!

…Most of all, nobody Jace had tried to date had understood what his service meant to him. They thought it was a ‘do your time, and then do what you really want to do.’ Get that veteran’s discount. Get a leg up in hiring.

This was what Jace wanted to do. He wanted to be career military. It made him happier than grunting it out on Bacaria, where physical labor with zero intellectual engagement was still a top feature of any career there. He didn’t want to get into a rat race or be once of those inspirational talk jackasses. Credits wouldn’t make him happy. This would.

And Satele – as devoted to the Jedi Order as she was – would get that. And…

He really had to draft this next part out, maybe thirty times, and wait another five years, but… he was pretty sure he could marry her if she promised to pick the Order and the Republic over him no matter what, if it came down to it. It would sting but… valid?

But then there was the whole “I have aspirations for having my own Huttball team, composed entirely of our children (adopted and biological)” thing he had going on. He and Kal were brothers and it was fine, but…

Ok, scratch that entire paragraph until Satele married him. They could talk about it then, because, well, if she didn’t/couldn’t/wouldn’t have kids… he still wanted to be with her.

Because she understood duty and a calling. This wasn’t killing time. This was life, period. And she understood what it was like to change the galaxy by the news they brought. What it was like to go from 18-year-old dumbass (well, maybe Satele was never a dumbass like he was, but whatever the Satele equivalent was) to galactic celebrity to the leader of tomorrow to... whatever was next for them. If they lived that long.

It might not last. It might not work as well as he imagined it. But Jace wanted to give it a shot, to say ‘we tried.’

For now, all he said was “Water?” and offered her a bottle when she walked over to the bench, looking radiant (or sweaty. But to Jace, radiant).

@fluffyfebruary

#swtor #fluffy february #swtor fan fiction #jace malcom #satele shan #jace malcom/satele shan

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theknightmarket · 2 years ago

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I did a tier list of the Markiplier Egos, so I thought I’d share it here – and, yes, perhaps some of these ratings indicate who I like to write, sue me. So, bottom to top, here it is:

Actor: Super Hell

I goddamn hate Actor, as you could probably figure out. He’s a prissy bitch, who deserved everything that came to him. Okay, that might’ve been a bit of an exaggeration, but Jesus Christ do I hate him, mainly for causing Damien’s death, plus everything else, but mainly that. He deserves less than Super Hell, but that is the bottom of the barrel.

E-Boy Mark: F

Reminded me too much of my boy Bing, and I did Not like it. Plus, I have the same tiger pattern on one of my jackets, and I did not want to be associated with this E-Boy. So, F tier.

Ed Edgar: F

I hate babies. Simple as that. Props for being a cowboy aesthetic, but that mustache knocked him back down into F tier.

Derek Derekson: F

Need I say anything? He’s abusive and a bitch, and I care too much about my baby Eric to put him any higher. I would put him lower, but Super Hell is reserved for Actor. F.

Silver Shephard: E

I haven’t seen anything about him, except for the skit with all the other egos, in which I also did not see much. Cool costume, but no clue. E.

Dr. Iplier: E

Again, not much. To be honest, both of the Egos in the E tier are ones I haven’t seen much of but know about. Hence, the doctor is here. Nice catchphrase, E tier.

Yandereiplier: D

The animation is cool, I’ve always liked horror-blood elements, and the pictures of Yandere have the red hair, which I am a fan of. However, the game itself is a point down, and he is only for the sim, so D tier.

King of the Squirrels: D

A classic start to the Ego train, so points given, but points taken away because I am not a huge fan of peanut butter. Squirrels I love, though, so again. Hence, D tier.

Bill: C

Okay, so I haven’t seen the video he comes from actually, but I did see one clip of him saying ‘Oh, honey, no’ and, boy, did I feel flustered, and I don’t even know why! It was just weirdly sweet and reflects the kinda stuff you see in my S tiered Egos. But, alas, he’s not all that common in videos, so C.

Bim Trimmer: C

I don’t know either, man, he’s just a funny guy. The image I have for him is so stupid, and he’s Bim Trimmer??? C’mon. C tier.

The Colonel: C

Being separate from Wilford, he’s kinda lacking in substance compared to him, but I get it. Cuckolded a dude, which isn’t a great start, but it’s Actor, so I don’t care. Says ‘bully’, which is fun, but he does kill the viewer, so points off for him, putting him in C.

Google(s): C

Might be influenced by my having a fic in the works for him, but I am also a sucker for AI, android stuff. Plus, the fanart I see for him is always cute. Him being rude to Bing takes him down a notch, though, so C.

Heehoo: C

The concept of this guy is so funny to me – like, Jesus Christ, the Markiplier runs into the wild, completely naked, save for maybe shoes, of all things, and is fine??? The long hair pushes it over D, but the lack of a voice keeps him in C.

The Nightguard: C

It’s mainly for the musical itself, and that one moment when he leans in and says ‘I killed a guy’ because obviously. Not to mention it’s Mark singing. However, this one can be excluded from being an ego because it is basing off of a pre-established character. So, C tier.

Captain Magnum: C

I haven’t gone through his ending yet in AHWM (sue me, I got Yancy first), but I do love pirates ;) but I don’t love beards. Personal preference, it just takes away from the face. Basically, the aesthetic alone brings it into C tier.

Annus: B

Now, I did watch, uh, [redacted] – catch my favorite video being the A.I generated basically fanfictions – and I loved the whole concept of it! The ending, especially during covid, kinda helped me get used to death and the idea of having to die in the end. However, some of this does not extend to the ego of Annus. I feel like there was a lot more they could have done with both Annus and Unus, but I understand that most of the audience would not have wanted it to be fully cryptid and ARG-esque, so B is both the lowest and highest I can go with him. I do love suits, though.

Eric Derekson: B

I have seen next to nothing about this boy! And I love him :D! He’s just so cute in everything I’ve seen and read. Solid B tier for the cute side, anyway.

The Jims: B

Honestly, it’s a goof ego, and I like that. The stupid movements and the little side bit about WKM made me happy after the sad events, and I saw them in Space, so I’m happy to put them at B, as a collective, of course.

Monster Gulch Mark: B

I’m a sucker for apocalypses, man. The casual murder plot caught my eye, and then the second song was a banger, too. I was super disappointed when nothing ever came out from Monster Gulch again, and I appreciate the running water thing, if you know what I mean by that. So, for both Mark in this and the musical in general, B tier.

God of Night: B

Dope aesthetic and I am a sucker for deity-stuff. However, I do not have the attention span to watch a 3+ hour video where he is not in all of it, and was, maybe, recorded without a hard script? I don’t know, but I know I should watch it considering I have a fic queued for him. Cool concept, but I can’t watch so much of that in one go. B tier.

Noir: A

You remember that I said I love suits, right? Well, this guy, in a disheveled suit, the noir aesthetic – one that I loved since I saw Into the Spider-Verse – and the voice over??? A tier, and I will take no comments. Also, there’s something to be said about how the lower tiers tend to have the cocky-know-it-all egos, and the higher tiers are soft guys. This, the A tier, is a weird exception.

Murdock: A

No. 1, the murder – no. 2, the vibe – no. 3, the outfit! The moment I saw Murdock, I had to put the screen down and go for a walk. You’ve seen this man, you understand what I mean. A tier, for everything he’s involved in.

Dark: A

This is probably lower than a lot of people would put him, and I’m still debating putting him higher, but A tier is the least I will go. Again, there’s the suit, plus, I’m a fan of the glitchy, multi-emotion thing he has going on. However, as many of you will remember, he did shove the viewer into a mirror and steal their body. Not great on his part, but he is against Actor, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Hence, A tier, plus he does stage himself sexily on that desk, so…

Engineer: A

This guy is plain cute. He’s devoted, he’s hard-working, he appreciates the aesthetics! He really should be in A+ tier, considering I have a sticker of him, too, except for one tiny snag. Actor. He is the source of all my trouble and complicates things in the theory sense. Is Engineer actually Actor? We don’t know, and I don’t like to think I would put anyone related to Actor in A+. So, sorry, my dear boy, he has to be in A tier.

Bing: A+

If you’ve seen my other posts, you may already understand why he’s here, but I will reiterate for every who doesn’t know. I don’t know what it is, but the dumb, skateboarder-bro, with a heart of gold is a thing I love. The glasses are cool, the orange I adore, and an android? C’mon, I can’t put him anywhere but A+. (I also have a sticker of him on the laptop I am currently writing this on)

Host: A+

I had to go searching for Host after the sketch with all of the egos in it, and, boy, was I overjoyed to find him. The blind-fold and narrator bit, and a couple of fics I’ve read influenced this decision. A+ tier, but it’s a controversial one. (Another that I have a sticker of)

Wilford: A+

Yeah, this is just where he belongs. S tier is reserved for two egos here, and so Wilford is a banger in A+ tier. The whole fruity-bisexual-timelord thing is amazing, and, as far as character design goes, oof, the fluffy hair, slightly unbuttoned shirt? I am swooning. A+ tier. (Also, a sticker)

Illinois: A+

This guy has two belts. What a dude. And the flirty thing I appreciate, the whip cracks, as well. Him walking backwards through a bunch of traps is pique douche, but in an oh-my-god-he’s-going-to-get-himself-killed-better-help-him kind of way. Like pulling a drowning dog out of a pool and them shaking off. A+.

Can you guys guess who’s at the top of this list? If you can’t, lemme tell you.

Damien: S

Damien is my comfort character, and that sucks because – spoilers – he is dead. I forgive him for shoving the viewer into a mirror, solely for his adorable personality and all of the fics people have for him prior to poker night. The ‘little monster’ nickname has me squealing every time I hear it, and I could fully write an essay on his character. Fuck Actor for killing him, and fuck anyone who doesn’t think he’s amazing. Solid S tier, no questions.

Yancy: S

Objectively the best character. He was my first ending in AHWM, I love his song, he applied for parole??? Look at that man, listen to him talk – the accent omg – and tell me, genuinely, that you would not do anything for him. Look me in the eyes and tell me that he isn’t the light of your life. ‘Free as a buird’ – gods, he’s adorable, and a sticker that I have on the inside of my laptop, to boot!

And that’s it! Feel free to reblog or send me an ask telling me your opinion, but know that I will fight you if you disagree on my S tiers :D

Have a good day everyone!

#Tier list #tier #markiplier #markiplier egos #theknightmarket #Yancy is the best #and I hate Actor

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skitariiposting · 7 months ago

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Not sure if you still want to see these (or if I send him already oops) but

Of course I still want pictures!!! I uh... did let them pile up in my askbox though, BUT I will fix that soon.

Holy shit the glow in the dark paint is cool, fantastic use of that! I've considered trying to use some with my minis in the past, but I have yet to find any in yellow or orange, only green and blue.

Absolutely love your Cawl though, fantastic job! I will admit, I'm self aware enough to know that I am very biased towards green admech and that my judgement is usually skewed towards "every greem is good" but you really did knock this one out of the park, really good work there!

Skit's rating: 11/10 (for greem)

#admech #warhammer 40k #adeptus mechanicus #warhammer #warhammer 40000 #40k #ask-itarii #skit rates stuff

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rockheadcd · 1 year ago

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@electrivolt said: "Why the hell are you dressed like that you second rate thrift store sherlock holmes wannabe." hi steven. / unprompted as HELL.

“I have to dress my part—I can’t wear my suit to everything, after all!” Did Volkner not know about the whole skit...? Ah, well, probably not. Stuff like this didn’t interest him, right?

“Most importantly, I had to match my dog.” Look at him. Look at Bernard. He’s a beautiful Stoutland! Why wouldn’t he not match his pupper! How dare. “And in any case, I am smarter than I look! Just like you,” he smiles. A nice, pleasant PR smile.

#electrivolt #🌙 ━ / asks.#💎 ━ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌! / steven ic.

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adultswim2021 · 2 years ago

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! #11: “Vacation” | November 19, 2007 - 12:15AM | S02E01

I’ve got the runs, but what else is new? So, if I do a very bad job writing about this episode, that is why, and no other reason. Also, I went very long with this one, so I might not edit this one with my usual care. That’s because I’d rather return to my 90′s SNL rewatch I’ve secretly been doing. Shhh! It’s a secret!

Season two! If I recall correctly, this was the first ten-episode batch of a 30 episode order from Adult Swim. Tim & Eric churned these puppies out somewhat quickly compared to other Adult Swim shows. There was usually only a few months between seasons. Seasons 1-4 aired at a rate of roughly one-and-a-half seasons per year. It was a good time to be a fan of Tim & Eric. Usually.

I do think season one was the strongest and most consistent of Awesome Show seasons, and that seasons 2-4 in particular were a spotty and weaker overall. I remember my friends and I would usually pick the episodes apart afterwards and these bull sessions were markedly more grievance-based than they were during season one. This episode in particular had a post-classic sheen on it. It didn’t feel very special at all, and sorta let me down.

I was living with a friend Humboldt County, CA who was also a massive Tim & Eric fan. We had indoctrinated a few coworkers into the world of Tim & Eric and they were less-enthusiastic than us, but still liked it. I remember we wrangled a few of these people to have a watch party for the season premiere. I think we watched a few season one episodes beforehand. Also: we had digital cable, which was sort of a precursor to HD television. This meant we had the East coast feed, netting us the premiere three hours early. Our guests got chatty as the live episode was starting and I remember having to sheepishly shush them, which set a weird tone in the room for the rest of the episode. It was humbling when a just-okay episode of Awesome Show played for all of us. It probably caused those people to renounce their fandom.

The episode starts with a resolution to the cliffhanger featuring Casey and his brother, which is basically that the van explodes for literally no reason. This is accomplished via some great miniatures. It’s a fun sequence, and I still think it’s funny to basically Alien³ your season cliffhanger as a “fuck you” to your audience. Seeing it in the wake of getting shushed by a late-in-life virgin who wouldn’t put the TiVo in the main room because he wanted it in his bedroom for making custom DVD-Rs with (meaning I couldn’t simply pause and rewind it, because it was airing live and I had no device to do that with), it may have come off as more abrasive than funny.

This one features a wraparound segment with Eric turning his back on Tim to become best-friends with a cool guy named Raz. Raz resembles Rob Zombie-cum-Beach Bum, and I remember it being a common misconception that this actually was Rob Zombie. Either it’s that, or I am a huge shithead who briefly thought this was the case. The resulting music video has okay moments, but it falls a little flat. It’s not that funny to ironically celebrate tacky fashion, which is ultimately all this is. Making fun of corporate eateries... this is pretty staid stuff on this show.

Also: the guy who played Raz: I remember finding the guy’s actual Youtube page or something, and he did a lot of amateur comedy skits and stuff. He seemed like a good dude, a real sweetheart, but the fact that he was a guy who was sorta trying to be funny sorta painted his performance in a negative light. I think he does fine, but there’s a little moment at the end where it’s just this take to the camera he does where he looks mildly dazed. It’s weirdly contrived. I mean weirdly like, it’s weird that I feel this way, I think, and I am afraid of being judged for it by girls. Like a girl is going to furrow her brow at me and say “why do you care so much about this?”

Also I think the moment where it cuts out to Tim & Eric in the studio while the music video is playing, and the music gets all tinny as if it’s being recorded on set out of the TV is too jokey in a John Landis sorta way. I feel like Frank Oz is going to show up in an on-camera role, and I don’t like that feeling. It’s deadly.

Okay: So maybe this is nasty of me, but because I’ve already got bones to pick here, I am now painting the entire write-up that way. The Poop Tube? Uh, funny commercial, but don’t you think it’s a little much to show some of the poopoo dribbling down the kid’s face when he’s using the poop tube for kids?? Okay you know what, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I’m doing this. This is a very funny sketch, and I like it. The idea of needing to stand while shitting in order to not diminish your status as a man (god’s gender), is great. The actor for this is great. Do you know who he is? He was Francis, from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure! You’ll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!

Okay, even though I consider this a disappointing episode, and sorta weak, there’s stuff in it I really, really like. Stuff I quote constantly, to this day. Such as, “Trick My Trick”, in which Bob plays a magician who does a crazy magic trick made out of largely-improvised-seeming act-outs augmented with comically-rudimentary video-editing effects. This sketch has great moments, like the way Bob pronounces “boos” with an unnecessary “y” sound. Such a dumb affectation. One of my favorite jokes of all time, honestly.

There’s a Casey Tatum and his brother song, with the mention from Uncle Muscles that Casey Tatum is dead, and that they are showing one of his great performances from the archives. In fact, the show held onto this bit of continuity, and whenever they did a Casey and his Brother sketch they’d always make a point to let you know this was a posthumous appearance. They only broke this rule when they produced an episode that was cobbled together from a live-show. The live shows they do are typically not seen as “canon”, and have sketches that use alternate continuity from what’s seen on television. I have another example of this, but I would rather wait until we get to that episode. Also, I don’t think we should be talking about “canon” when it comes to this show, really. It’s just interesting to observe the rules that creatives have. I think. My main point is that Tim & Eric, for being described as “random”, sure liked to pretend character development and change was important on their show.

James Quall gets his first big spotlight on the show. I remember not being prepared for James Quall. He’s a truly baffling man. A maniac with a very loud, schmucky voice. He’s naturally hilarious, it almost doesn’t matter what comes out of his mouth. His presence is pure comedy, and that’s the nicest way I can say it. This sketch is a commercial for the best of James Quall, who performs various celebrity impressions that all bafflingly include references to “Spaghetti and Meatballs”. This was a sleeper hit for the episode, and to this day I still sometimes slip a Spaghetti and Meatballs into my own bad celebrity impressions. I recently bowled over the discord chat by reciting Mike Judge’s recitations of “It doesn’t get any better than this” as various Beavis and Butt-head characters, but said Spaghetti and Meatballs instead.*

Though I damn it with faint praise, this episode succeeds in giving us some truly wonderful gifts. May I too one day have something to offer someone!!! *I might be lying about this, either the fact that it happened, or that it was me who said it and not another friend, or that they laughed when it happened. But it’s a good idea and I want you to know about it, even if it’s only a theory

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #tim and eric awesome show great job

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jankwritten · 2 years ago

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What did you think of the whole all star weekend btw?

Honestly I don't really know - I think parts of it were fun, but some parts of it felt very poorly thought out/executed to me. I think my favorite part was the dunk tank, because they all looked ridiculous in shorts t-shirts flipflops and hockey gloves. I cringed through the entire shot competition thing where they had to act out a skit or bit (Except Ovi's son, that part was cute), and the goalie game was....weird.

But the actual games this afternoon were pretty fun, even though the broadcast I was watching didn't show the FOB concert nor did they show any of the replays for the last 5 minutes of the final game which made seeing any of the plays VERY hard.

Overall, my rating is - Meh. I'd watch it again, but I would definitely be hoping that it be better than this was.

(Also: I'M SO UPSET THAT MATTY GOT HURT I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM PLAY AND STUFF MAN)

#asks!#irl hockey #nhl all star 2023

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twilightmalachite · 2 years ago

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Yuuta Aoi Mini Talk - SS Arc／5th Stage Sandstorm

Translator: Mika Enstars

"Umm? Uh-huh, uh-huh… I think he’s saying, “Stop yapping like a dog. Can this mutt not even do errands?”~!"

Season: Winter

Vampire Servant

Location: Hotel Resort

Yuuta: Heheh~… ♪ The day has come where I can use you as I wish, Sakuma-senpai.

What shall I make you do, I wonder~. Perhaps have you express your heartfelt gratitude to me without restraint…?

That’s something I’ll have to look forward to later, so can you make a note of it for the time being?

💬 (Pretend to sleep)

Yuuta: Ah, don’t doze off on me…!

Aw man, he’s fallen asleep. It’s so hard to keep Sakuma-senpai awake when he’s like this~.

💬 (Look away)

Yuuta: C’mon, I can tell you’re just pretending you didn’t hear me.

Here, would you massage my shoulders? And my lower back after that, if you would! ♪

💬 (Move behind Yuuta)

Yuuta: Ahaha, I might be the only one in the world to have experienced your shoulder rub, Sakuma-senpai.

Ah~, and with just the right amount of strength~. This is paradise, absolute paradise…♪

Yuuta: Heheh. My shoulders feel light~! ♪

I’m usually the one doing various chores at the command of the Vice Prez, so it’s refreshing to be the one doing the commanding.

Sorry that I’m borrowing an important senpai of yours, Otogari-senpai.

💬 Keep it in moderation

Yuuta: I know. I won’t end up over-doing it, though…

I’m not always thinking "I wonder what to make my next order~", okay? Promise! ♪

💬 I don’t mind

Yuuta: Ahh, with things like this though, Oogami-senpai won’t be able to talk to Sakuma-senpai.

…Ack, Oogami-senpai is glaring at me with a terrifying face from over there… I’m a little scared…

💬 Is it because of the “command”?

Yuuta: Who knows? What do you think?

You can’t tell others about the “command” you receive, right? I’ll leave the reason to your imagination.

Yuuta: Mhm, mhm… Uh-huh, uh-huh…

“Koga, I am thirsty, so go buy me a drink”, he says.

Alright then Oogami-senpai, won’t you go and buy him something then?

💬 Why are you mediating, Yuuta-kun?!

Yuuta: Umm? Uh-huh, uh-huh…

I think he’s saying, “Stop yapping like a dog. Can this mutt not even do errands?”~!

💬 Is that really what Sakuma-senpai is saying?

Yuuta: Heh heh heh… Oogami-senpai, you have no way to know for sure, don’t you?

Now now, just hurry and buy him something. Otherwise, we’ll all dry up completely, you know?

💬 Guess I gotta

Yuuta: Ah, I’d like to have a soda. One with a flavor so strong that it’ll electrify your tongue!

I don’t like sweet things, so choose carefully, ‘kay? Good luuuck~! ♪

Video Conferencing

Location: Hotel Resort

Yuuta: Ah, look at this, Adonis-senpai. The numbers are going up on our PV upload on the app again!

Heheh~. We are 2wink! I look shining~! ♪

At this rate, I feel we’re gonna get tons of SSL$!

💬 Then we can buy more Desert Coins

Yuuta: Yup. Looks like sending Desert Coins will help out Hinata-kun and Hakaze-senpai.

Though, I still can’t figure out what the rules the desert are~. Well, let’s just do what we can.

💬 I’m glad

Yuuta: Me too~! ♪ I feel we’re really putting our skills on display.

Lets post more videos, and get those views!

💬 Don’t let your guard down yet

Yuuta: Hmm, you’re right, there are a couple other PVs that have similar momentum as ours…

We’re still in the lead by a good amount, but it’d be a good idea to keep an eye on those contributors.

Yuuta: We decided to figure out what we’ll do for the next video, but now what?

Well, the three of us exchanged opinions and wrote down some ideas…

Oogami-senpai, which one do you like the most?

💬 Cover another unit’s song

Yuuta: Right! As an idol, singing and dancing is our best bet, right?

I wonder what unit we could do~? Doing cool choreo like Eden would work, but the elegant style of fine seems fun too!

💬 Put on a skit

Yuuta: Ehh, are you serious, Oogami-senpai!? I thought you hated doing that stuff the most!

If you want to, I'll do it seriously too, but I’m seriously shocked…

💬 Do cooking

Yuuta: I see! Oogami-senpai, you lived alone for a while, so you know how to cook too, right?

But if we’re gonna cook, I think we’d have to borrow the hotel kitchen, though. Is that possible?

Yuuta: So, on the topic of another unit’s performance…

ES sure has a wide variety of different idols, huh?

With an exception of Ra*bits, I wonder which we should do? What would you choose?

💬 Crazy:B

Yuuta: No, no way, no no no way…

I do not want to imitate Rinne-senpai. If it gets suggested, let’s absolutely refuse.

💬 RYUSEITAI

Yuuta: Now that you’ve mentioned it, that might be fun to perform.

Something like… “A mischievous smile is proof of my spirit! A twilight-colored natural star! ☆” ♪

💬 Valkyrie

Yuuta: If we wanna turn the world upside down, that’s the way to go~!

But, although I can dance in sync with Hinata-kun perfectly, it'd be tough doing that with UNDEAD, huh…

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