#skirts but my lord
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Why is it so hard to find short sleeve blouses or shirts or any pants that aren’t wool. Pls my dress could says I can’t show my shoulders I have to have short sleeves at least.
#an hour and half or two hours at the good will and Ross and only came out with two pants from the good will#it just kinda sucks bc none of my professional clothes fit anymore haha#screams#I mean I have like 3 long sleeve button downs at least I would rather not wear them bc I was wearing one indoors with pants the other day an#and was sweating up a storm and these court buildings are old and the ac isn’t great#if I’m gonna have to wear pants bc no shorts allowed and the skirts have to be very long and I do get disporpjic every now and then with#skirts but my lord#I say this just realizing the only skirts I have are two and ones too short and for winter and the other is long enough but still for winter#I’ve been trying to find clothes for like 2 months now it’s just hard bc I don’t have a lot of time and I only really buy preowmed clothes#and like I’ll only buy knew if it’s not polyester whcih means I can’t buy much of anything#but have you ever worn polyester in the Deep South summers it’s not even worth it#I’m gonna die#a soul sucking endeavor I’m so tired form it and my soul hurts knowing I have to get up and try again#I have blazers I know have enough pants if I do laundry pretty often#but good lord how hard is it to find a non sleeveless blouse pls they won’t let me show my shoulders bc idk I guess fear of bra strap showag#but jokes on them I’ve never worn a bra.#or not consistently. only shelf bras and then boom my anxiety autism got to bad I can’t eat them I can’t wear stuff with elastic the sligjt#constriction drives me insane
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nyx's children dont even say anything when you give them nectar anymore they just stare at you like this
#my art#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#hades game#moros#lord moros#moros hades 2#hate his fuckass skirt im not drawing it#if youre gonna repost let me know at least ok ?? love u
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After Sanji gets more comfortable with himself and starts wearing dresses and skirts and all sorts of clothes, Zoro just goes "this is free real estate". His hands are somehow Always up Sanji's skirts, sometimes he's not even doing anything, his hand is just there resting on Sanji's upper thigh or ass, other times, because he's also a pervert and a freak, Zoro just puts his hands Inside Sanji's underwear, that either leads to a fight or a good time (most times it's both, because they're both freaks and fighting is foreplay for them.), Zoro is a big fan of the mini skirts, makes his life easier, all he needs to do is bend the cook over the nearest surface and boom he's got a whole feast right there. He starts drinking less so he can buy Sanji more mini skirts and mini dresses and sometimes even lingerie when he's feeling like tempting fate a little. Sanji starts wearing more skirts and short shorts simply because seeing Zoro get so riled up over his legs is hilarious
(it's worse when they're older cause Sanji's always wearing skirts and little dresses and everyone kinda thirsts over his legs so Zoro makes it his mission to make it Very Clear that the cook is indeed very married thank you)
#zosan#w.fics#I'm in a nsfw-y mood today#I started a draft and it had exactly Zero words that would please the lord#but he's not paying my bills so I don't really care much#zoro x sanji#sanji wearing skirts and dresses is not something I want it's something I Need
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The Queen of Shadows is not to be trifled with. (I have a silly lil Last Life AU on the brain...)
Backgroundless ver. below cut because I like it:
#ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#last life smp#last life#life series#traffic life#trafficblr#my art#this took forever and a half oh my lord#me being like oh im gonna try out a new rendering style for funsies :)#me a week later trying to render skirt ruffles submerged in water D:#cw blood#tw blood
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as if he needed more ways to be everywhere at once
#my art#new life smp#scott smajor#new life scott#owengejuicetv#what if nightcrawler had the color palette of portal and the fashion sense of rey star war#actually maybe i do give him the nightcrawler legs next time i’m not sure#depends on how long this origin lasts tbh#also my Lord was it hard to stay skin accurate without laddering his character design#you know like that thing where a chars outfit is blocked into segments w tunic->belt->skirt->boots all being roughly the same distance#i never like how that looks and i am Constantly fighting for my life bc it’s so easy to do on accident#also i didn’t draw this but the thing where he ‘imprints’ on people and can swap places w them#shows up as him snapping one of his bracelets onto someone else’s wrist#+ since he’s the only one who can control them they can’t take it off
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what do u mean none of u were imagining lady mowbray as miss trunchbull from matilda but like older
#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#lady mowbray#but also maybe with pants instead of the pencil skirt#she was so cool tho my lord what a fun avatar#tmagp meme
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I’m overjoyed to find yet another Basil fan! He’s my favorite too~
Anyway, could you draw him enjoying some tea and pastries? I feel like he really likes tea
There's no cat in the picture but in my heart he's in a cat café.
#basil with cats...#... i thought i remembered an ask requesting a drawing of basil surrounded by cats but i'm not seeing it?? where did it go??#tumblr?? what are you DOING tumblr??#request#dark-lord-lumi#also hi !! i love basil with all my heart‚ i hope you like this drawing <3#drawing him in a skirt... i'm going back to my roots#i like the colors in this drawing but i just picked them randomly somehow.#art#daily basil#drawing#omori#digital#omori basil#basil#basil omori
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next in line for starlight express-ification is Blinky!! blinky train. blinky sleeping car. i was honestly at a loss to do for him until the image of the sleeping mask, shorts, and giant legwarmers came to me. he's a sleeping car on account of the whole 'don't wake him up' thing watcher world had going on.
#my art#fanart#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#blinky#bliklotep#starlight express#stex#the lords in starlight#he looks a lil different from the sleeping cars we see in canon but i just Cannot see blinky in a flowy skirt#and covered in intricate woodwork yknow#idk hes kinda the same vibe as the 2nd and 3rd class sleepers (rip queens)#btw i know this doesnt look like either of the actors who played him#i do what i want forever this is what he looks like in my head!!
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We got trans guy chaser guide before GTA6
#rayla talks#yup that is about that autostraddle article#good lord it's awful#hm today i will use my knowledge of societal conventions to skirt around common threat evaluations#and make myself appear more appealing and safe than i am'#do you know what that kind of person is called?
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on the way ! ✩°。⋆⸜ 🎧
#todays art is brought to u by greenleaf is projecting bcs he wants to wear long skirts#clothes for me is just very gender neutral so i have no qualms abt putting men in skirts#tbh one time i wore a hoodie + skirt combo like aragorn. lemme tell u. its so cosy#also aragorns ring is the ring of barahir lmaoaoao#haldir is there bcs i miss him#i hc leggy to be left armed archer so thats why his glove is at the left hand#theyre otw to get pastries after class from a new deli that aragorn found#except my man forgot the way so now theyre kinda lost and looking at gmaps#gimli saw a tall blond wearing green while walking n immediately recognises leggy so he says hi#legolas is a gay mess so he panicked instead of saying hi back#my art#tolkien#lord of the rings#LOTR#LoTR modern AU#haldir#legolas#aragorn#lord of the rings modern au#gimli#gimli x legolas#legolas x gimli#haldir of lorien#legolas greenleaf#aragorn son of arathorn#tolkien books#jrr tolkien#gimli gloinson
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“Why would people ever choose to doom their lives by pledging themselves to a lord in black?”
The lord in black in question:
#To my friends: No guys you don’t understand the Eldridge horror is in thigh highs and a mini skirt#art#starkid#team starkid#fanart#lords in black#hatchetfield#nibblenephim#nibbly#npmd
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you scrumpt a scream.. the scream i scrumpt like uhhh the gasp i gasped etc etc .. screamed at the homestuck logo it was scary .. 2014...
boo ! little piper and her homestuck shirt : 33
#ask#my art#raccoon girl#origianl#original character#oc#sketching#i was there.... 2014..... lord!#the skirt is probably bc she dressed as rose for halloween or something !!
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PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE ZELDA *inhale* PLAYABLE ZELDA PLAYABLE Z
#zelda#echoes of wisdom#I still can't quite believe it's finally happening tbh! took ya long enough nintendo#anyway how are you!! sorry for the radio silence lately haha#my 7-year-old computer actually chose the week I was trying to finish my piece for the magic book zine to give up the ghost entirely#(luckily I just barely managed to coax it into hanging in there until after the deadline haha!)#so all my drawing lately has been like... experimenting to figure out how to use the newer versions of everything#I am old gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it#had a really good time drawing this though! playing around with new ways to do the light effects made me positively GIDDY#and zelda's design! I've seen people saying the game's visual design looks too simple but imo that's actually a good thing?#because the simpler the canon art style is the more creative input we have in our own interpretations of it#medieval tailoring is my special interest so my take on it is very loosely based on like mid-late 14th-century kirtles#as far as I know they didn't really have split skirts or that shade of purple back then but eh it's fantasy haha#I wasn't super clear on how the cloak fastens so I based it on the one frodo wears at the start of lord of the rings. you know the one#the outer edges have tabs at the top that sort of cross over each other and attach with brooches to the shoulders#I guess it's kind of like how marth and lucina's cloaks work?#but anyway I shall see you anon! hopefully before the game actually comes out haha#only 98 sleeps to go though! ARE YOU EXCITED BECAUSE I AM
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Hm? What? What do you mean Sotha Sil isn’t the Queen of the Night Sky?
Not sure if this is for the morning glory or midnight rain prompt( it was supposed to be for midnight rain) Regardless here a doodle for @nerevar-quote-and-star’s tes 2023 pinup challenge. Thank you so much for hosting!! I am having a blast :)
#sotha sil#tes#morrowind#tes pinup challenge 2023#my art#watercolor#seht#lord seht#I was going to make the skirt black and covered in stars but.. I got distracted by the blue and pink watercolors#TruthiLiar’s art
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#lord of the lost#lotl#gared dirge#gerrit heinemann#i need more pics of Gared in dresses and skirts in my life#he looks so good
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hello who wants filth. maybe nobody but its here anyway. IM SCARED
#im for real gonna die#thank u lena for proofreading and assuring me this isnt colleen hoover levels of bad#girl im scared.#listening 2 sade to Calm. myself#i just remembered how the waitress at wagamamas told me she liked my skirt#EGO BOOOOOSSSSSTT#okay no im for real shitting myself can the smut warriors tell me this isnt bullshit#u know what.#i have lena's blessing.#that's enough.#YALL stawp it im scared#“yall stawp” i really think im in a permanent How 2020 Can You Get competition and not allowed to leave.#okay whatever.#im stressed to FUCK man#OKAY im gonna post it im gonna do it im gonna do it its all okay im gonna do it#gatty#ew#now do i really wanna tag this w their names.#NO im so scared#matty healy#george daniel#IM SCARED#blah blah!#dear lord#pull you close and tangle up with you real tight#my fic
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