#skintight gear

[tightguys]

[hh220spandex]

I feel sexy in these leggings my panties are showing right through these leggings oh well there is no hiding it going to take a hike hopefully my shirt stays down when someone comes up behind me. 🙂

[tightguys]

Mega tight!

Bald. Masculine. Pump.

[bradandchris]

Chris threw in the last towel for his burgeoning line of men's underwear after learning his boyfriend Brad sourced the prototypes by purchasing them directly from SKIMS.

Finally connecting why they took a sheet to the beach that one day, Brad found it difficult to pay attention to a lecture on copyright infringement from someone involved in such an oversight debacle. It was also hard not to wonder what the grey skintight suit might look like wet.

Brad was far from alone. Everyone in the closest row of cabana's would hold their breath every time Brad took a small step backwards toward the pool in his highly animated and passionate speech oddly championing someone with billions, a team of lawyers, and the law already in their favor.

She was also a lawyer herself... or at minimum on her way. It was difficult to keep up with bar exam news between Klhoe's lackluster clap back's and finding yourself justifying why not a single man has managed to remain on the show despite secretly feeling not so hot about that. It was a lot with nowhere to go, especially considering the level of sophistication fronted.

Brimming with frustration at his boyfriend's antics, Chris snapped and rushed Brad midsentence to land them both squarely in the pool. Everyone on deck was already on the edge of their seat as they surfaced.

Well… Let's just say Kim K deserves every single dollar she has as the pool deck literally broke out in applause at the sheer glean and mind-blowing accentuation of Brad's perfect nipples. It was breathtaking. It was the only time the two of them wished California was more humid and colder.

Despite the gray suit's flawlessness, Brad and Chris still managed to one up the design. The incident inspired them to launch a new brand of swimwear composed completely of dissolvable materials called ‘Sorry But Not Sorry SKIMMY.’ The initial investor would convince Brad and Chris to shorten the name to ‘But SKIMMY’ to transform it into the ultimate macho answer to the curvaceous clothing line.

Ironically, Brad and Chris’ venture would fail because no one could materialize a profitable dissolvable.

[tightguys]

Tighter cores

[hh220spandex]

How do I look?? These leggings are sure showing my curves.

I got followed wearing them down this trail I am scared to go back out walking and wearing them down that trail it might of been because my panties were showing through them.

[howgalling]

ARMORED TALI!! as requested hehe. honestly i adore the geth influence in her me1 design. hm. or the way that quarians made the geth look like themselves- it's visible in the armor that tali is wearing. or is tali wearing the armor of geth she's taken out? very fun either way. her fits in 2+3 were cute but imo there was a certain charm to her mass effect 1 design <3 as is my humble duty i bulked up her gear. she's still dinky under it all but I like to think with the resources shepard has access to, she wouln't allow tali on the field without souping her armor way the hell up!!

[thetightstuff]

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I love how the bats are known for having a million gadgets and being overprepared for anything meanwhile dick doesn’t have pockets

[fiyaharts]

quick drawing of sunny!! his powers are light based and he can use bursts of speed to tackle his opponents (think of asami's powers in yj) so his design incorporates football, rollerblading, and runner's gear!

[tightguys]

Tighten up

[tightguys]

Tight & Lovely

[hh220spandex]

Got back from my walk and thought I would take a video I looked at the video I was like oh no my panty is showing from the back 🫣

[bradandchris]

While his boyfriend Brad flipped on a dime, Chris explained to Becky his versatility sprang directly out of the forces of nature. Chris was a celebrated power bottom by day and a legendary muscle top by night. Activated by the absence or introduction of sunlight that’s just how his libido ran since before he could remember.

Without ever realizing it was a question in her own mind, right then and there, Becky suddenly realized why Brad and Chris religiously watched the local weather report. The two tuned in each day despite living in Los Angeles where the sky gave Henny Penny a run for her money because for all practical purposes nothing fell from it. It was 75 and sunny every day!

Thanks to Captain Obvious, Becky already knew Brad and Chris didn’t tune in to the weather segment twice each day for the big breasted weather girl. After the X-Mas eve tragedy last year involving Brad’s chair and a free roaming teacup poodle, the boyfriends officially loathed gifting anything before Christmas morning as well as all tiny untethered dogs. That meant the weather girl’s sidekick was also ruled out. What Becky realized just now was they didn’t tune in for the weather either.

With this versatility insight in hand, things finally made sense for Becky. So what did she conclude? Well, it turns out, Brad and Chris were all about the weather report because it gave the official sunrise and sunset times. It acted as an aphrodisiac.

“Bow chicka wow wow!”

Then ‘POOF’. The thought bubble burst. Just like that the mighty epiphany instantly turned into an excruciatingly pedestrian ‘duh.’

Witnessing the entire thing transpire, Chris quickly related. “That was one short ass dopamine hit wasn’t it? Well darling, I’m glad to see we’ve moved on because the weather report is on in five minutes.”

With that Becky politely excused herself and found her way out. As a straight woman it only took Becky once to realize it was always better to view these things via webcam. In fact tuning into the live webcam was exactly why and how Becky became Brad and Chris’ one and only female friend. It gave her something to talk about the next time they’d all hang out.

To that, Becky would need to decide if she should be the one to tune Brad and Chris into The Weather Channel. Given it was 24/7, she could easily be accused of being a censor or an enabler. On the other hand, the collision course was already in motion and as a close friend she could at least lend support should the news cause the boys to go into some super accelerated sexual hyperdrive.

It would turn out Brad and Chris had The Weather Channel blocked from both their cable and internet packages two weeks into their relationship. Both claim the move saved not only their relationship but also their lives.

We wholeheartedly believe them.

[seithr]

scientists are calling the situation "like if cortana sucked and was a gay knight"

[desertkinks]