#men in skintight gear

[bradandchris]

Chris threw in the last towel for his burgeoning line of men's underwear after learning his boyfriend Brad sourced the prototypes by purchasing them directly from SKIMS.

Finally connecting why they took a sheet to the beach that one day, Brad found it difficult to pay attention to a lecture on copyright infringement from someone involved in such an oversight debacle. It was also hard not to wonder what the grey skintight suit might look like wet.

Brad was far from alone. Everyone in the closest row of cabana's would hold their breath every time Brad took a small step backwards toward the pool in his highly animated and passionate speech oddly championing someone with billions, a team of lawyers, and the law already in their favor.

She was also a lawyer herself... or at minimum on her way. It was difficult to keep up with bar exam news between Klhoe's lackluster clap back's and finding yourself justifying why not a single man has managed to remain on the show despite secretly feeling not so hot about that. It was a lot with nowhere to go, especially considering the level of sophistication fronted.

Brimming with frustration at his boyfriend's antics, Chris snapped and rushed Brad midsentence to land them both squarely in the pool. Everyone on deck was already on the edge of their seat as they surfaced.

Well… Let's just say Kim K deserves every single dollar she has as the pool deck literally broke out in applause at the sheer glean and mind-blowing accentuation of Brad's perfect nipples. It was breathtaking. It was the only time the two of them wished California was more humid and colder.

Despite the gray suit's flawlessness, Brad and Chris still managed to one up the design. The incident inspired them to launch a new brand of swimwear composed completely of dissolvable materials called ‘Sorry But Not Sorry SKIMMY.’ The initial investor would convince Brad and Chris to shorten the name to ‘But SKIMMY’ to transform it into the ultimate macho answer to the curvaceous clothing line.

Ironically, Brad and Chris’ venture would fail because no one could materialize a profitable dissolvable.

[tightguys]

Tight switch

[bradandchris]

While his boyfriend Brad flipped on a dime, Chris explained to Becky his versatility sprang directly out of the forces of nature. Chris was a celebrated power bottom by day and a legendary muscle top by night. Activated by the absence or introduction of sunlight that’s just how his libido ran since before he could remember.

Without ever realizing it was a question in her own mind, right then and there, Becky suddenly realized why Brad and Chris religiously watched the local weather report. The two tuned in each day despite living in Los Angeles where the sky gave Henny Penny a run for her money because for all practical purposes nothing fell from it. It was 75 and sunny every day!

Thanks to Captain Obvious, Becky already knew Brad and Chris didn’t tune in to the weather segment twice each day for the big breasted weather girl. After the X-Mas eve tragedy last year involving Brad’s chair and a free roaming teacup poodle, the boyfriends officially loathed gifting anything before Christmas morning as well as all tiny untethered dogs. That meant the weather girl’s sidekick was also ruled out. What Becky realized just now was they didn’t tune in for the weather either.

With this versatility insight in hand, things finally made sense for Becky. So what did she conclude? Well, it turns out, Brad and Chris were all about the weather report because it gave the official sunrise and sunset times. It acted as an aphrodisiac.

“Bow chicka wow wow!”

Then ‘POOF’. The thought bubble burst. Just like that the mighty epiphany instantly turned into an excruciatingly pedestrian ‘duh.’

Witnessing the entire thing transpire, Chris quickly related. “That was one short ass dopamine hit wasn’t it? Well darling, I’m glad to see we’ve moved on because the weather report is on in five minutes.”

With that Becky politely excused herself and found her way out. As a straight woman it only took Becky once to realize it was always better to view these things via webcam. In fact tuning into the live webcam was exactly why and how Becky became Brad and Chris’ one and only female friend. It gave her something to talk about the next time they’d all hang out.

To that, Becky would need to decide if she should be the one to tune Brad and Chris into The Weather Channel. Given it was 24/7, she could easily be accused of being a censor or an enabler. On the other hand, the collision course was already in motion and as a close friend she could at least lend support should the news cause the boys to go into some super accelerated sexual hyperdrive.

It would turn out Brad and Chris had The Weather Channel blocked from both their cable and internet packages two weeks into their relationship. Both claim the move saved not only their relationship but also their lives.

We wholeheartedly believe them.

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Tighter strips

[thetightstuff]

[hh220spandex]

I feel sexy in these leggings my panties are showing right through these leggings oh well there is no hiding it going to take a hike hopefully my shirt stays down when someone comes up behind me. 🙂

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Tight done right

[hh220spandex]

Sitting at office wearing my comfy leggings. I think wearing them though at the office they are making me get chubby I need to get out walking real soon these are my favorite leggings.

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Tight.

Wearing tights will make you love doing legday.

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Toghtguys.com - Classic cuts!

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Kjeld Nuis, Holland

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I think I know what you are going to do with this rope and if you try I will run and hide you will not catch me. Ha Ha

[thepastisalreadywritten]

This Saturday, at St James's Palace in London, the man most of us have known all our lives as Prince Charles will be officially proclaimed King following the death of his mother, Queen Elizabeth II.

The fact he will be the oldest man in history to accede to the throne has been much remarked upon; the fact he will also be the most stylish, less so.

Those of us who care about such things can play an easy game. What is your favourite King Charles III style moment?

Maybe it’s the time he wore a western suit (in a jazzy shade of millennial pink) with a check shirt, a bolo tie and a quartz-hued ten-gallon hat on an official tour of Canada in the late 1970s.

Or perhaps it’s the time he wore a short-sleeved baby-blue safari shirt with a pair of chinos and some riding boots to the polo.

Our personal favourite? The time he brandished his considerable wealth with no shortage of rakishness by pairing a yolk-yellow Hermès sweater (complete with cartoonish “Happy Hermès” logo) with a chambray shirt and a pair of skintight white jeans to, you guessed it, a polo match at the Guards Polo Club in Windsor.

What people tend to forget about Charles is that he was a bit of a style icon back in the day.

But it's something that will be brought back to our collective consciousness as the outpouring of grief and tributes from around the world slowly give way to looking at the future of the monarchy, which Charles now leads after the longest wait in royal history.

Take the forest-green and cherry-red shirt Charles wore to play in a charity polo match in the late Seventies.

Imbued with a prepped-up, Eton-boy-gone-bad vibe (not least because Charles chose to wear it quite so close-cut), it wouldn’t be difficult to imagine Frank Ocean – or even the fash pack’s favourite skater Blondey McCoy – wearing the same thing today and looking every bit the wavy young disruptor doing it.

Then there’s that full-on, Yves Saint Laurent-inspired taupe safari suit he wore on a state visit to Australia in 1985.

Both of those looks exemplify Charles’s acute understanding of the soft power demonstrated by an excellent cut.

The King so often opted – and still opts – for muted shades over showier ones and tends to pick garments that focus on function over form.

This attention to detail is something those studying the King have often remarked on.

The man who played him in the The Crown, Josh O'Connor, said:

“Whenever he gets out of a car, he checks his cufflink, checks his pocket and then waves. [It’s] the same movement every time.”

It’s this sense of consistency that defines Charles' unique personal flair.

“In every photo you see, he has great style. The shirt, tie and pocket square combinations are put together so well, with a great eye for detail,” says Steven Quin, retail director at Turnbull & Asser.

“He’s not afraid of colour and he clearly wears what he feels comfortable in and does not follow trends. HRH has always worn a double-breasted jacket.

I remember reading a quote from him where he stated that his style 'comes back into fashion every 25 years’. That still rings true. His elegance is timeless.”

The other important thing to note about Charles’ very specific mode of dressing is that he’s loyal to the brands he likes and, perhaps most importantly, he invests in quality.

He has his shirts made at the aforementioned Jermyn Street shirtmaker Turnbull & Asser.

He wears handmade shoes from Northampton shoemaker Crockett & Jones.

He gets his ceremonial gear from Ede & Ravenscroft.

He alternates having his suits made at Gieves & Hawkes and Anderson & Sheppard. It’s a roster of loyalty many British men will probably relate to.

“[King] Charles is a total inspiration. His taste is impeccable, almost always in double-breasted jackets, looking resplendent but totally at ease with a tie and pocket square,” says John Harrison, creative director at Gieves & Hawkes.

”He’s also done more than anyone in the public eye to promote the idea of bespoke garments and handmade shoes being investments, to last forever with proper care and the odd repair or patch-up. He makes us all want to dress like a better man.”

Ultimately, though, it’s the confidence King Charles displays with his wardrobe decisions – a certain ruffled indifference – that makes his style so covetable.

Though today he’s best known for wearing a double-breasted suit better than any man on earth (fact), once upon a time his collars were curled, his shirts were French tucked, his jumpers were oversized.

Such flourishes are beyond him now, and not just because he's a man of 73.

After Saturday's official proclamation will come much more pomp and ceremony to sit him on the throne: a second meeting of the Accession Council in which he must swear an oath to preserve the Church of Scotland (a tradition dating back to the early 18th century).

A fanfare of trumpets from the balcony above St James's Palace, gun salutes in Hyde Park and from naval ships at sea, and the national anthem sung with the words “God Save the King.”

All of these before the coronation itself, at which Charles will have the crown placed on his head before a global audience of millions.

He will dress according to tradition throughout, in suits of impeccable shape and cut.

But as he goes forward in the role he has waited a lifetime to play, something of the King's fastidious but playful character will come back into what he wears and how he wears it.

It will be part of his legacy, wherever that may lead us.

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[mgs3dickeater]

I don’t play metal gear because my IQ isn’t high enough to understand why half the men wear skintight suits and the other half are murder cyborgs but fuck you huey die Huey

fuck huey all my homies hate huey <- thinks hes fucking hilarious

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