#skeletons vs birds

[respawningjupiter]

That feeling when you and Sans undertale plan a war against birds.

This is the Area 51 raid all over again 😭

JUNE 17TH WE ARE GOING TO WAR AGAINST BIRDS 👹👹👹

[bufffox]

This is spookiest creepypasta ever made!

I was walking around in a city because my dumb 🌮ss grandma told me to get exercise cuz im dummy THICC! the streets are fill with rats. Trash and hobos. There was one hobo walked up too me and told me if he liked seseme street! I told him yes cuz I was... well... a big man child! He told me that he was gonna give me the disk for $1. Well darn it! All I have is a $5 bill! Is I gave him my five dollar!

I went back to my house and got the disk and I was surprised that it was surprisingly clean when I got it from that hobo! I put the DVD in the DVD player, grabbed some snacks and soda and sit back and relax! I realized that it only has one episode! "Well that sucked" I said to myself, the intro has spooky Mexican music and the title says "COOKIE MONSTER GOES TO TACO BELL!" and it says that it's the 666th episode! (The devils number! dun dun DUUUNNN!!!)

The episode started with the cookie monster digging around a bunch of garbage while annoying Oscar the grouch! "WHAT THE FREAKING H🌮LL ARE YOU DOING?!?! shouted the grouch! I was shocked when Oscar said the word h🌮ll in a baby show! Anyways the cookie monster asked Oscar what he was eating and told him it's a taco from taco bell. "OOH! THAT TACO LOOKS TASTY AND CRUNCHY LIKE COOKIE!!!" shouted cookie monster! The cookie monster asked where the taco bell and Oscar pointed out the location and then cookie monster runs so fast! "HAHAHA! what a sh🌮t head!" Said Oscar. I can't believe that he said the word "SH🌮T"! yeeeaah... I don't think this was meant for kids.

The scene changes to big bird who was trying to do a magic trick to impress a bunch of children. Big bird called up one of the kids up stage and the kid seems to be a little jerk! He starts kicking Big birds leg! "OW that hurts! Stop that" Said Big bird, but the kid continues kicking! The actor or puppeteer was getting pissed off and started talking in a gruff voice while being out of character! "HEY! You better cut that out right now or your gonna regret it!!!" Said Big bird. But then the kid has a sinister smile on his face and gave two middle fingers at big bird! "THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!" screamed big bird as his eyes started glowing red and started to breathe fire at the freaking kid as he melted into nacho cheese and the other kids celebrated and started eating the melted cheese on the stage! I can't blame big bird cuz that kid was a freaking jerk, though. I thought the scene was awesome!

So the scene returned to the cookie monster carrying a big tray of tacos and burritos and he starts munching and crunching on the large amount of Mexican food with beef, cheese, lettuce, baked beans, sour cream, taco shells and burrito wrap flying everywhere! a title card shows said 20 minutes later and shows the cookie monster sitting while holding his stomach! but then, his stomach begin to gurgle really loud! "UH OH! ME TUMMY NOT DOING TOO GOOD" Said cookie monster as he let's out a BIG, WET, SLOPPY FART and the fart came alive! The fart has blood shot eyes, sharp teeth and a cool lookin Mexican mustach! The fart starts talking to cookie monster "hey amigo! You better get to the bathroom before I will stab you to death you peice of tonterías! Adios!". The fart poofs away and the cookie monster was trembling in fear and looks at the veiwer!

The next scene changes again and it shows ernie jumping on a trampoline! Ernie said "hey kids! Today I was going to jump so high up in the heavens to beat up Mr. hooper for making my sandwich extremely expensive!" To make ernie jump high, he told me to say alot of swear words out loud and he starts jumping extremely high! As he got to heaven, he finds mr. Hooper was dressed up like like an angel with wings and a halo. Ernie went up to Mr. Hooper and kicked him in the groin! ernie was falling down to earth as he broke through his roof and landed on Bert, breaking his spine! "Oh hey Bert! Thanks for breaking my fall!" Said ernie as he snickered. "AAAAHH! ERNIE! YOU BROKE MY BACK! CALL A DOCTOR!" Said Bert, and ernie said "doctor WHO?" As ernie started to laugh as a blue phone booth magicly appeared out of nowhere! I cringed so hard from that stupid doctor who reference!

The scene returned to cookie monster was walking slowly to the bathroom as he was farting while he was holding his stomach! Elmo went up behind cookie monster. "Oh hey cookie monster! DO YOU HAVE TO GO POO POO TOO?" Said elmo laughing like a gremlin who snorted freaking cr🌮ck! But then cookie monster just sh🌮rted on elmo! The liquid p🌮🌮p was steaming boiling hot, it started to burn off elmos red fur and his flesh started to melt away into a skull like acid! "OOPS! sorry elmo!" Said cookie monster as he watched elmos melted body on the floor twitching! I felt sick to my stomach when I saw that scene!

The cookie monster ran to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and let it rip! The sounds of cookie monster screaming in agony while the explosion of di🌮rrhea sounds like W0rld War ll in the freaking toilet! Cookie monster was looking at me and said "k-kiddies! Me not gonna make it because this evil toilet is taking me freaking soul to h🌮ll! AAAAH!!!!" as the cookie monster released a huge explosive d🌮mp! It is so loud it made my whole house shake! Then cookie monster was relieved that the pain was over! He got up from the extremely full toilet and tried to flush! When suddenly, the toilet can't flush! Cookie monster was scared and said "UH OH! ME THINK ME ANGERED THE TOILET GOD!!!".

When suddenly, the bathroom began to shake and then it stopped until a giant green pipe bursts out of the ground and someone came out of the pipe and it was non other than... captain luo Albano! (The voice of mario from the super Mario bros super show!) He was dressed up like Mario from the live action scenes from the show! "HEY PAISANOS!" Said captain luo as he happily waves to the veiwer while the ground theme from SMB2 starts playing a little! But then... captain... y-you know what, I'm just gonna call him Mario cuz it's much easier say. So Mario look shocked what cookie monster did in the toilet while the castle theme from SMB starts playing!

Mario walked up to cookie monster who was behind the dirty toilet! "HEY BLUE FURBALL! how dare you ruin a perfectly good looking toilet?!?!" Said mario shouted at cookie monster for what he has done! "Uuuuhhh... it was an accident?" Said the cookie monster as he shrugged like it was nothing! "Oh really, well looks like your going DOWN!" Said mario as he picked up cookie monster and did a pile drive move on him! DANG! I know captain luo was a wrestler, but this is getting really cool! Then there was en extremely awesome rock metal version of the ground theme from SMB starts playing while Mario starts doing other wrestler moves to beat up the cookie while jumping on his head, Throwing turnips, alot more other moves with a bunch of SMB and SMB2 sound effects! Then mario saw a few floating blocks in the air and he jumped and hit the blocks and grabbed a fire flower and changed his clothes from a red and blue color to a red and white color! He throws a fire ball at cookie monster as he burns into ashes! Mario said "never ever disrespect someone with pasta power!"

I celebrated for mario for defeating cookie monster because he was my most favorite show growing up! Mario walked in front of the camera and said this to me! "Remember kids! Never go to taco bell! And if you're not watching the Super mario bros super show, you're gonna turn into a goomba!" I was confused! "Wait WUT?" I said to myself. But then I magicly turned into a goomba! As looked at my whole body, I looked at the TV and mario said "see I told ya!" Said mario as the dvd player freaking EXPLODED!!!! Since I'm a goomba, I'm ne never ever EVER watching seseme street ever again! Oh... and I'm never going to taco bell, and that's why I switched to McDonald's instead!

THE END!!! :)

[what-have-i-unleashed]

trickster vs. deep-fryer pt.2

heeeeey it's me again, with the next installment of the nightmare kitchen. i guess it's time for trickster to meet that hot, hot oil, huh :3

trickster belongs to @yourloveaton. thank you for letting me torment your boy.

The next day arrives, and the morning light casts a soft glow through the kitchen window. Birds are singing, snow is falling. On days like this, I can't help but crave something hearty and warm.

I approach the fridge, feeling the cold air as I open the door. There, nestled in the container, Trickster’s tiny form is curled up, his face pressed against the glass. He looks sleepy with his hood pulled over his tiny head, shaking a little. His eyes snap wide open as soon as he sees me.

“Oh no,” he whispers, voice tinged with panic. “It's... morning already? The deep-fryer... it’s not time, right?”

I smirk, shaking my head as I reach into the fridge. “Yeah, Trickster. Today’s the day. Time for you to shine~”

Trickster flails inside the container, his tiny limbs scrambling in every direction. “No, no! I’m not ready! I don’t want to shine like that! Please!” His voice trembles, desperate and pleading.

I pull the container out, feeling him banging on it. "Relax. You've been marinated well. A quick fry in the deep-fryer, and you'll be golden, like a star. Doesn't that sound nice?"

“But I don’t want to be a star! I want to be alive!” Trickster cries, his voice a loud and frantic as I move closer and closer to the deep-fryer.

I scoop Trickster up from the container. The moment my fingers close around him, his body seizes. His little face goes paler than it should be as he desperately clings to my hand, his tiny arms shaking in pure terror. Below him, the fryer bubbles menacingly, its hiss echoing in the air.

“No! No, please!” he squeaks, his voice cracking. “Please, I’ll do anything! Anything but the fryer! I can’t... I can’t be crispy!”

I glance down at him, my grin spreading wide. “Anything, huh? You’re sure about that? Because I may have something,” I say, my tone sickly sweet. “You said you're a performer, right? I could use a little performance from you, Trickster. You know, something cute.”

His eyes widen with panic. "Cute?! What do you mean?" I shake him lightly as he dangles from my hands, his little feet kicking in the air trying to evade the hot oil splatters. "Please, no, don’t drop me in there!" His voice is rising in pitch, a cacophony of frantic desperation, but I just let the silence hang in the air, savoring every second of his breakdown.

I lean in closer, watching him squirm. “You know what I want, Trickster. Say something cute, something adorable, and I’ll let you go. I’ll spare you the fryer. Simple, right?”

He stares at me like I’ve just asked him to perform some dark ritual. "W-What do you want me to do...?" His voice quivers, like he's about to sob right there and then.

“Hmm, let's see,” I hum, tightening my grip just enough to remind the bitty skeleton that the fryer’s still very much on the table. “Say this in the cutest voice you can muster: ‘I’ll be your silly little rabbit.’”

Trickster looks at me like I just asked him to give up his soul. His face is bright blue now, his eye sockets brimming with tears. He shakes in my hand. After a long, agonizing silence with only the sound of the sizzling fryer, he finally mutters, his voice barely a whisper, thick with humiliation. “I... I’ll be your silly... little rabbit...” The words come out in the smallest, most pitiful voice imaginable, petering off in the end.

I suppress a laugh. “That’s cute,” I say, my voice laced with false sweetness. “But I think you can do better, right? How about you say it again, but in uwu-speak this time? You know, the cutesy stuff. I think you know it, right?”

Trickster looks at me, eyes puffy and mouth quivering. He gives a helpless sob, his tiny voice cracking. “O-Okay... okay, I’ll- I’ll do it...” His head dips in shame. Then, he raises his head at me, giving his best attempt at a winning smile, still shaky, “U- UwU... I-I’ll be your silly wittle wabbit... Pwease don't fwy me...”

I can’t help but burst into laughter at the sight of him. “Aww~ What a good little rabbit,” I coo, shaking him in my hand again. But I’m not finished with him yet.

“I think you need to add a little flair. You know, like-” I hold up two fingers in a peace sign, then make a little heart with them, “-like this. Make it cuter. You’re a performer, Trickster. You know how to entertain, right?”

His face goes completely blue, and he stares at me, utterly mortified. “That's too much!” he wails, but I’m not letting him off the hook.

“Do it, Trickster. That, or the fryer. Your choice.”

He trembles in my hand. Then, with a broken sob, he raises his hand, barely able to speak. “P-Please... I...” he whispers, and then, through gritted teeth, he utters out the words, barely keeping himself from sobbing. “D-double peace sign he-he.. hic... UwU... I’ll be your silly wittle wabbit... with my fwuffy pwoofy coat... look at me... hic... just a soft wittle bunny... finger heart...” His voice cracks on the last word, his eyes squeezed shut in pure mortification.

I watch the performance unfold, my grin widening with every tortured word out of Trickster's mouth. “There we go,” I coo, voice sweet as honey. “That wasn't so hard, was it?”

I place him down near the fryer, his tiny body trembling like a leaf. He looks up at me, wide-eyed, but relieved. He’s free, for now.

I pat his head, my fingers ruffling his hood as he flinches away from the touch. “Such a good little rabbit,” I beam. “You really know how to perform under pressure.”

Trickster, utterly defeated, looks up at me with his wide, puffy eyes. I turn and prepare something else in the kitchen, unable to miss his small, mortified sobs echo behind me, and I can’t help but grin.

[animalshowdown]

Phylum Round 3

Chordata: All animals with a backbone (Vertebrata), but also some invertebrates. Chordata includes fish, birds, mammals, reptiles, and amphibians, but also sea squirts and lancelets. All Chordates have a notochord (supportive rod-like structure), a hollow dorsal nerve cord, pharyngeal slits (for filter feeding/breathing), a post-anal tail, and an endostyle (feeding organ) or thyroid (hormonal gland). Interestingly, many Chordates have overcome the need to raise their young in water by laying shelled eggs or carrying young within the womb. Fur, feathers, and scales are all unique adaptations found within Chordata. This phylum exhibits remarkable diversity overall.

Echinodermata: Sea urchins, sea stars, sea cucumbers, brittle stars, and feather stars. This widespread phylum can be found near every continent, including Antarctica, where they are particularly dominant. They are distinctive for their radially symmetrical body and skeleton located between the outer skin and inner body cavity. They move by hydraulic power using a "water vascular system" which pumps water throughout their body. Hundreds of tube feet extend and retract using this system, allowing them to crawl on the seafloor. These organisms play important roles in the food chain of their habitats, like sea urchins grazing in kelp forests.

[o-craven-canto]

What is your position on the debate between contingency and convergence in evolution? As a creator and enjoyer of speculative evolution, I imagine you might fall more towards contingency, but I'd still be curious on your overall thoughts on it, and on how different a separate run of evolution on an earthlike planet would really be.

Hmm.

Biologists usually distinguish two types of resemblance among organisms: analogy, which mostly regards general function and appearance and is driven by common conditions, and homology, which mostly regards deep structure and is driven by common ancestry.

All the limbs of land-dwelling vertebrates and their descendants are made of one long bone, followed by two parallel long bones, followed by a maximum of five (except in ichthyosaur flippers) series of digit bones. This you see from frogs to seagulls to horses to manatees to moles -- the descendants of proto-amphibians such as Ichthyostega -- but not in any other animal group. This is the canonical example of homology: there is no reason for such different limbs with functions so different to share the same 1-2-n pattern except inheritance from a common ancestor. On the other hand, the wings of birds and those of insects, or for that matter their eyes, are so different because they arose independently. The common features in the wings of a hummingbird and a dragonfly are due to the same physical constraints, and that is analogy.

Sometimes it depends from the level of analysis: bird wings and bat wings are analogous as wings -- their flight surface is achieved by different means, feathers in one and skin in the other -- but homologous as vertebrate forelimbs -- they have the same 1-2-n sequence of bones, and their development is regulated by the same genes.

There are, of course, physical reasons for structures to resemble each other: everything that moves quickly through water needs to be more or less spindle-shaped; everything that grows past a few hundred grams on dry land needs some sort of rigid support; photosynthesizers and filter-feeders need fractally branching structures; and so on. Compound eyes and exoskeletons really are more efficient at smaller sizes, camera-type eyes and internal skeletons at larger, so that's a reason other than ancestry for insects and birds to be so different; but the largest butterflies are bigger than the smallest hummingbirds, so it's not just a matter of scale; and the eyes of tunas are more like the eyes of eagles than like the eyes of squids, so it's not just a matter of environment.

Some classical examples of convergent evolutions overstate their case a bit: sharks, ichthyosaurs, and dolphin all started from the same aquatic vertebrate chassis, so their similarity is not pure environment-driven convergence. (But it is a bit: from the same chassis you can also make a turtle or a crane.) Similarly for marsupial mice and moles vs. their placentate equivalent, none of whom gets that far from the original mammal model to begin with. When you get a bit farther, you find that the Australian equivalent of a horse is not an almost identical "marsupial horse" but a kangaroo, for reasons that have to do with marsupial birth. It's the same for the now-famous case of carcinization, which only applies to decapod crustaceans -- it's not even universal for crustaceans in general! If you try over and over to make an open-water pursue predator out of the vertebrate plan, you'll get similar results: the shark, the tuna, the ichthyosaur, the dolphin. But try the same with the mollusk plan, and you get a squid.

Now, convergence is likely to occur on other planets, because anything recognizable as life will have similar requirements and meet similar challenges. But it will be much more subtle than making planets full of blue horses and humans with weird eyebrows (I can't overstate how complex and specific the history of our body shape is). Assuming an Earth-like planet, for example, I'd expect its surface ecosystems to be overwhelmingly based on photosynthesis, its "plants" to have branching shapes with flat light collectors, and its largest "animals" to be bilaterally symmetrical with eyes, intestines, and skeletons of some sort. But that still leaves an enormous amount of variety, based both on ancestry and on smaller-scale micro-environmental constraints: note that the description of "animal" I gave fits equally a tarantula, a giraffe, a snail, and an axolotl.

TL;DR: many important traits of living organisms are made necessary by physical and environmental constraints, but there's an immense variety of ways to develop them, and that is mostly going to be driven by contingencies in ancestry. In my opinion, that is.

As readings, I'd recommend The Equations of Life: How Physics Shapes Evolution (Charles Cockell, 2018) and Convergent Evolution on Earth: Lessons for the Search for Extraterrestrial Life (George McGhee, 2019) as summaries of the physical constraints and useful strategies that are going to arise over and over in living systems, as well as this brief paper on the evolution of complexity in alien life. Note how much similarity they predict, but also note how much they don't!

Thanks for the question! <3

[starkdirewolflove]

So much happening in X-Men ‘97 this week.

Blue and Gold Team, original suits, Storm and Forge joining the team, Rogue and Roberto leaving to join Magneto, Muir Island, Asteroid M and Sinister controlling Cable.

Magneto had so many great points and lines in this ep, when he told Xavier he only had two words for him I thought he was gonna say “fuck off” instead of “shut up.” Also “your Shi’ar bird queen” is up there with “Milky Way ghetto” for species insults.

Fucking hell those battles at the end of the episode: Morph as the Hulk “Morph smash!” Jean vs Sinister, Beast slapping down sentinels, the blackbird going down with Forge in it, Storm being hit into the ocean and Sinister controlling Cable to attack Jean with his telekinesis. The battle on Asteroid M: Rogue vs Wolverine, Sunspot vs Jubilee and everyone else trying to get Magneto’s helmet. Cyclops showed his true loyalty by stopping Xavier to give Jean and the others more time to stop Bastion but it put them all in the difficult position of having to face Magneto’s wrath.

Holy shit, Wolverine for the win trying to kill Magneto while the others were all restrained but to quote Thanos “you should’ve gone for the head.”

Magneto was taking no shit from anyone anymore “this feud ends,” then he rips the adamantium from Wolverine’s skeleton.

How are they gonna top this with next week’s finale? I can only guess that once Bastion is dealt with that the cliffhanger will be that Apocalypse is back and (fingers crossed) he brings Gambit back as Death.

[bestdriltweet]

Dril Tournament S2 - Round 2

big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

VS.

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

[kisiel-z-kosmosu]

The two types of biology fans (I am both of them)

additonal design doodles^

This wasn't supposed to be botany vs zoology, but it turned out like it did. It isn't! I remember she has a lot of peas and other plant experiments in her room! Yeah, and they on the other hand cant stop spying on bird nests like a creep. HEY!! you the one digging skeletons!!.... Ok, I blocked you, that's mine narration here. Anyway their names are Danny and Konstancja/Kostka (Constance but has a pl bones joke inside).

Oh, they already friends again.

I found the meme that inspired this!!!

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Suskityrannus vs Maip

Factfiles:

Suskityrannus hazelae 

Artwork by Andrey Atuchin, written by @zygodactylus

Name Meaning: Hazel Wolfe’s Coyote Tyrant 

Time: 92 million years ago (Turonian stage of the Late Cretaceous) 

Location: Moreno Hill Formation, Zuni Basin, New Mexico 

When you follow the progress of paleontology long enough, you start to see things that were previously left undescribed actually get names and the respect they deserve - whether its the “putative screamer” Anachronornis or the “Zuni Coelurosaur” Suskityrannus, you’re sure to get a nice moment and a sense of satisfaction from it. Suskityrannus has been well known for a while due to it being featured in both When Dinosaurs Roamed America as well as Planet Dinosaur. Thought at various times to be a basal Coelurosaur or Tyrannosauroid, its official description placed it somewhat derived within Tyrannosaurs, showcasing the evolution of the Tyrannosaur group as it transitioned from the smaller more speedy forms (like Suskityrannus) to the giant murder birds we know and love later in the Cretaceous. In fact, Suskityrannus lived in an ecosystem that highlighted its changing world, with many early representatives of the later iconic North American Cretaceous ecosystems showing up in early forms in Moreno Hill. Suskityrannus was about one meter tall and three meters long, and already had many adaptations known from later tyrannosaurs. In the forested coastal ecosystem at Moreno Hill, Suskityrannus would have been neighbors with Zuniceratops, Nothronychus, Jeyawati, ankylosaurs, fish, and turtles. 

Maip macrothorax

Artwork by @i-draws-dinosaurs, written by @zygodactylus

Name Meaning: Long-chested Shadow of Death 

Time: 72 to 66 million years ago (Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous) 

Location: Chorrillo Formation, Patagonia, Argentina 

Megaraptors, a group not even really understood a few decades ago, just keep having more and more interesting members added to this group - Maip, a recent addition known from many bones of the trunk and tail, help fill out more of this picture with remains not known from other Megaraptors, and als having the most complete Megaraptor skeleton known. Maip was also interesting in having a very long, thick torso, leading to its specific name. It probably reached 9 to 10 meters in length in life, making it the largest Megaraptor known (literally reaching carcharodontosaurid size), and it may indicate that megaraptors rose to high-level predator status as other top predators went extinct in the region. It had a respiratory system similar to modern birds, with unidirectional air flow, much like other Saurischian dinosaurs. Living in southernmost South America, Maip would have had to deal with a variety of harsh climates, and may have been covered in feathers in order to keep warm. In addition to mosasaurs, snakes, turtles, mammals, fish, and frogs, Maip lived with other dinosaurs such as Nullotitan, Kookne, Yatenavis, and Isasicursor. 

DMM Round One Masterpost

[mimicsapprentice]

For the character ask thing:

Dream Sans: 12, 14, and 20?

[I'm honestly not sure which characters are your favorite, so if there's a character you like better then feel free to answer those questions based on them instead!]

Yay ty for the ask!! And I'm down to talk about Dream, no worries ~!! There is very very few UTMV characters I'm not at least a little bit into hehe ^^

12 - What's a headcanon you have for this character? Omg :O Um! Honestly it can be hard for me to answer questions like this sometimes because of how many uh interpretations of him i've read before (so separating canon vs fanon can be hard on my brain lol) buuuuut! That being said! A few things I think about him: Despite the fact that it's somewhat 'expected' or at least assumed about him (in universe), he isn't a big fan of sweet things / has minimal sweet tooth. I imagine that if he gets food gifts from those he's helping, they're often sweet goods; he always puts on a happy face about it & really does appreciate the though but he also knows he is not going to enjoy it. Would eat it (& other gifts honestly) to make them happy, no matter how much he may actively dislike what he was putting into his mouth. This one might just apply to the version of him currently being rotated in my daydreams but Dream being able to shapeshift is SO fun to think about! Even if he doesn't really tend to use it, I think he still can do it. I would imagine that if he were to use it, he would stick more towards uh like animal forms? turning into a bird or something I mean, as opposed to trying to look like someone else. He's probably thought about using it to try & hide his identity before (if he wanted to go out for a moment in peace), but that remains as a fantasy he's just never been able to actually convince himself to go through with... Smells like a spring breeze. Not much to say on this one. Just, has a pleasant light scent. One that evokes a fond sense of nostalgia. Not something you could ever quite place, as to what it was exactly. Just, light and makes you feel happier :) Can't* do that dark / blank eyesocket thing that you see with other skeletons in the fandom. Maybe it's because he's not really a skeleton (and so it isn't a possibility of his anatomy), maybe because he just doesn't have the required control over that aspect of his magic. * He has actually done it exactly once, not that he would know. It was the day of the apple incident, seeing / realising what'd happened to his brother........ 14 - Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character. I mean, I don't know how well it suits him but I think he would rock Fairy Kei fashion! Or uh lolita? Since I think the more victorian aesthetics could suit him really well. I just think he would rock the more drapery & layers & frills type of looks :D Give my man an exaggerated silhouette! And dramatic flair!! 20 - Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? OOOOOOOoooo..... the questions ever! I half want to say Ink or Blue bc they're The Stars but also I'm not sure if that would be an entirely honest answer? I do love them together but are they the ideal? I'm not so sure. My silly answer is me (✌️) but a more serious answer would have to be anyone who can encourage him to like take more breaks & look after + value himself? I feel like he has a real problem with those things; all running himself ragged and giving all of himself until there's nothing left... Someone like Lust or maybe even a Toriel variant could fit so well. Someone who wouldn't be afraid to try and make him take care of himself for once, to try & encourage him to be 'selfish'! For his own good (genuienly)! [i guess this also counts as a bit of a HC about him huh? that he is terrible at self care. oop!]

But also..... If you're inviting me to talk about one of my more blobo guys? Then I'll alsooo answer those same questions for Fresh 👉👈

12 - What's a headcanon you have for this character? A lot of my current / active HCs are highly inspired by the way that @/contamination-zone depicts his version of Fresh I will be fully honest with you. It is just so good, I can not stop myself from rotating it in my mind and accepting it into my world view of Fresh. That being said, I am a HUGE sucker for more animalistic, weird, creature versions / depictions of Fresh. It also... make sense to me? Like Fresh is, in parts and ways / at times, a thing more so than a person. Very much not saying he isn't sapient; it's more so that he is a highly instinctively driven being. Making up a huge part of why he acts + reacts in the ways he does. So a lot of his behaviour can come across as very creature.... it's so neato :O Stuff like: preferring to be in small spaces / not like to feel to 'expose' out in the open; vocalisations such as chittering or growling; tilts his head when confused / trying to understand things [me fr]; the ways in which he attacks when the need be (pouncing, clawing, biting, ect). I promise i'm not a skeleton sniffer (/silly) but I think that any (skeletal) host he is in would smell chalky. A slightly off putting but not actually unpleasant scent. Some kind of a result of their bones going all weird due to the whole soul eating fiasco :3 Kind of tech illiterate since he's never needed it before so why is he going to start learning about it now? You give him a smartphone and he Will Not know what to do with it. Is alright with more 'era appropriate' tech since he's played with it as part of his disguise/persona before but still not confident. Perfectly fine to put batteries into a furby but can't for the life of him use a map app. Fresh, the parasite species as a whole, 1 billion% have their own language! Tying back into the animalism, there is no words; only vocalisations! You'll probably never hear one using it though, since they don't tend to gather together much** and have no reason to use it on anyone who isn't a Fresh. It is theoretically possible for other species to learn + speak the language but that's not really happening; since why would any fresh ever teach someone else their language. Pointless & potentially dangerous. They do have one though bc i just think it's a super neat + fun idea :D **Being a solitary species, just generally. They rarely interact with other members of their species, since they don't form bonds with each other like that nor is it 'smart'. Smart in terms of food management; they don't like sharing territories because that would mean sharing food sources. Which, not happening. 14 - Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character. Other than the obvious one? Hard to pick.... I think he would wear scene though. Maybe not his first choice but I could see it working! Getting to be colourful, still has the disarming aura he goes for with his (main) active/canon look. Anything that makes him seem harmless is on the table for him really. That or I'm spreading my vaporwave Fresh agenda ;3 Do I think he actually would? No comment. Is it a fav aesthetic so I want to combine it with a fav guy? Yes :D 20 - Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? I am a big fan of Fresh & Ink as besties I really have to say! I have been convinced & converted... There are so many reasons but I think they just, relate on things? Not everything, mind you, but enough! That it makes sense to me for them to be friends. Or as close to friends as Fresh can get. I mean I have a whole OC about it (cough Creation cough) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ask game here

[ratethisalbum]

#185) I will be my own hell because there is a devil inside my body

Teen Suicide

Suggested by: Anonymous

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Bandcamp ~ Spotify ~ Youtube

(Remember to listen first, then rate!)

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Tracklist:

1 anne

2 give me back to the sky

3 have you been eating that sandwich again

4 the way we were with people

5 cop graveyard

6 dan collins vs. the maryland judicial system

7 dead bird skeleton

8 grim reaper

9 the same things happening to me all the time

10 swallow

11 dead cat

12 spooky ghost

13 no, the moon

14 i am my own hell

15 afterlife dating

16 if i cleaned everything

17 untitled-oct19

18 yr glow (acoustic demo)

[justslowdown]

I think the closest I've come to falling in love was with someone who ended up moving to Norway to study bats

We met interning at the zooarchaeology lab--our university's comparative collection of thousands of boxes of skeletons. She was cataloging every bone on every box in the bat section, and I was working through the birds

She raised rabbits and trained her dog to detect bat scat

The impulsive adventures she took me on woke me up. To go out caving or to go hiking out in actual the middle of nowhere, with just her GPS system she used when she did field work in the summers

I have such sharp clear memories of the little moments--we saw a barred owl in the rain once, so close because it couldn't hear us coming.

Once, she saw me out walking my dog (we lived nearby) and asked if I wanted to come along to a poetry reading of her published stuff that she'd been asked to do, at some slam poetry meet up an hour away

I remember one of them was an intimate one about her abortion, and I was so struck by the vulnerability and honesty in front of strangers. I felt so much in her I wanted to be more like. So uninhibited and joyful to get to experience existing, and so certain what she had to bring was good and worth it.

I'm glad she had a partner up until right before she moved. We had a quasi-romantic friendship but didn't need to have the awkward conversations around attraction. It's beyond frustrating... my romantic attraction vs sexual attraction rarely lines up and people deserve to feel wanted, if that's a need they have... but I do wish I'd been able to show her how special I felt she was

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Interesting things about the QSMP

Rubius being an angel and demon

Bad being a reaper vs foolish who is a totem of undying

Cellbit, who uses unethical means for a good cause vs forever who had good intentions but is often used for evil

Phil, who refuses to die vs the already dead Missa (he is a skeleton)

Cucurucho vs evilrucho

Eye vs federation

Quackity vs ElQuackity

(this is a kind of personal one that I just think is interesting because there are parallels between them but-) Spreen, forced to be with Fit vs Pac, Who wants to be with Fit

Tallulah’s daddy problems vs Tilin’s daddy problems (vs Pepito’s daddy problems...)

Egg island vs quesadilla island

Phil is a free bird forcibly caged vs Baghera being caged all her life

Phil kills Tubbo, making Bolas win, vs Phil saves tubbo by flying him to the boat

[tma-entity-song-poll]

Battle of the Fear Bands B3R2: The Flesh

Eat You:

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY:

"bones bones bones! let me see your bones!"

Lyrics below the line!

Eat You:

Cause you're my chocolate covered strawberry Cause you're my piping hot pastry Dreaming about the moment that I own you Love you to the bone Cause you're my vicious but delicious cheat A heart attack lip smacking sweet I don't deserve you either way I'll serve you Finally I got the nerve I go hungry every night Not this time around I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you I'm gonna breathe you in my lungs and make you mine 'Cause you've been sticky with your tricky words And I would crumble like a humble bird But now you're so tender with an ear I can bend and Tell you how I feel I go hungry every night Not this time around I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you I'm gonna breathe you in my lungs and make you mine You delicate young delicacy You consummate hot consommé You grossly beautiful grocery You exquisitely sweet cuisine I go hungry every night Not this time around, not this time around! I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you I'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY:

To cut down on my silhouette My favorite foods are smoke and hearts My leftover frets forget stiletto-self vendettas While my cracking backbone lacks but backs up my false starts All nightmares start as dreams and I hear my subconscious screaming They say that beauty's just skin deep So naturally, please show me your Bones, bones, bones, let me see your bones Well, I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home Bones, bones, bones, hell, we're all alone If I come home, baby, will you show your bones? Lumps in throats and petticoats Your baby teeth would pray for you A selfish book is always open and some of the best liars only want the truth All love starts as a scheme So wake me up, I'm tired of sleeping They say that beauty's just skin deep So obviously please show me your Bones, bones, bones, let me see your bones Well, I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home Bones, bones, bones, hell, we're all alone If I come home, baby, will you show your bones? All nightmares start as dreams, all love starts as a scheme Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again They say that beauty's just skin deep So Ana stands and rends the rancid meat from her Bones, bones, bones, I can see my bones Well I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home Bones, bones, bones, hell, we're all alone If I come home, baby, will you show your bones? My bones, your bones Tell me you can see my bones My bones, your bones Tell me you can see them

[disneyparksattractionstournament]

Disney Parks Animatronic Tournament Match ups: Round 1

Should start tomorrow!

Bracket A/Tier 1:

Hondo Ohnaka vs Beast

Davy Jones vs Disco Yeti

Lava Monster vs Kylo Ren

Anna (Hong Kong version) vs Mr. Potato Head

Jack Sparrow vs BB8

Stitch vs Hopper

Lumiere vs Sven

Belle and Prince Adam vs Tiana

Stunt Spiderman vs Clawhauser

Wheezy vs Tiki Room Stitch

Rocket Raccoon vs C3PO

Shaman of Songs vs Elsa (Hong Kong version)

Ursula vs Lieutenant Bek

Dragon under castle vs Olaf

Hatbox Ghost vs Lantern Belle

Albert vs Dwarves in Mine Train

Bracket B/Tier 2:

Madame Leota vs Fantasmic dragon/Murphy

Giant from Sinbad's Storybook Voyage vs Swedish Chef

Finale conductor Sebastian vs Big Al

Roger Rabbit vs Br'er Porcupine

Dreamfinder vs Constance Hatchaway

Redd vs Munchkins

Skippy vs DJ R3X

Singing Geese vs 1900 Patricia

Daisy Duck vs Mary Poppins

Trixie vs The Five Bear Rugs

Jack Skellington vs Carnotaurus

Buzz Lightyear vs John

Aladar vs Zazu

RX-24 vs John Wayne

Max, Buff and Melvin vs Teddi Berra

Iago vs Panchito

José vs Uh-oa

Sun Bonnet Trio vs Br'er Raccoon

Figment vs Little Leota

Horned King vs Roz

Malestrom trolls vs Donald Duck

Abraham Lincoln vs Q’aráq

Statler and Waldorf vs Gene Kelly

Marshmallow vs Wicked Witch of the West

Will Rogers Jr/Lasso cowboy vs ExtraTERRORestrial Alien

Farming bunnies vs Frank

Timekeeper vs VR Grandma

Luggage Scanner Droids vs Railway end Mickey

Scuttle vs Bean Bunny

S.I.R.(Tim Curry robot) vs Liver Lips Mcgrowl

Buzzy vs Phantom

Ellen Ripley vs Sonny Eclipse

Bracket C/Tier 3:

Hitchhiking Ghosts vs Blue Fairy

Mr Bluebird vs Hag with apple

Richard the pineapple vs Sea Serpent

The Muppet Penguin Orchestra vs The Lost Safari

Horizons Robot butler vs Girl with goose

POTC Donkey vs Goat with dynamite

Jessica Rabbit vs Tiki room birds

Evil queen in window vs dancing Ariel

Puffins vs Mickey Mouse Review Alice

Little Red vs Unnamed laundry girl

Computer engineer woman/Foxy vs Indiana Jones snake

Hula Girls vs Disappearing butterfly

Splash Mountain finale chickens vs Sauropod

Tiger with umbrella vs Br'er Fox and Bear end scene

Donald's butt vs Drunk hats stealing pirate

Xenomorph vs Sally

Drew Carey vs Figaro

Rover vs Nemo seagulls

Exercise Patricia vs Tiki room Jose

Rosita vs Small World hippo

Darla vs POTC prison dog

Beating heart bride vs Barnstormer chickens

Boothill Boys/Vultures vs Ballroom dancer ghosts

Pansy, Poppy and Petunia (Splash opossums) vs Pig pirate

"Here kitty kitty" pirate vs Evil queen turns into hag

Skeleton ship pirate vs Small World cowboy

Singing birds of paradise vs Primeval World diorama

Jungle cruise elephants vs Barker Bird

Uncle Orville vs Granny ghost

Carlos' wife vs Energy dinos

Rabbit family with carrot vs jungle cruise hippos

Dirty foot pirate vs FSU gopher

[irlcats-bracket]

Bracket 1 Round 1 Poll 6

Rusty vs Baccara Rose

RUSTY

Rusty used to be a stray and then he had An Accident and now he has three legs (he had been living at a vet's office for a month when submitter adopted him). But he's doing great! Submitter taught him how to climb stairs and built him some steps out of cardboard boxes so he can get on their bed whenever he wants. They think he could be anywhere from 6 to 12 years old, it's hard to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. To their pleasant surprise, he does not mind wearing a harness at all, which is good because he still loves the outdoors. He often gets his ear turned inside out while bathing and weirdly prefers dry food over wet.

BACCARA ROSE

She's submitter's precious old little kitten, and she shares the same birthday as them (she's exactly ten years younger than them) (: She's an absolute cutie who loves cuddling in the morning when they're supposed to get up, and sometimes she gets so caught up in birdcatching that she catches more than she can eat, and then submitter's brother gets to steal some bird skeletons and display them.