#sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

[d1or4ngelic]

𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒏 ── .✦

[ninassoul]

sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the Bible i do feel like its you the one who's bringing me down

[delulugirlys-fairytale]

Sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but, baby, hand on the bible, I do

[floridakilo]

good morning sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal nation

[william-solace-aaaaa]

@superherokisser sorry if it's not good, it's in it's early stages😅 I haven't even properly re-read it yet to make sure it makes sense bc I'm tired and it's pretty much 12am rn, the chapter is called "cursed birthdays" but I also might change that:) also srry if it's too short I'm just rlly sleep deprived and I'm abt to pass out🥲❤️ gotta copy n paste it into tumblr now. It's 1396 words.

@nico-di-angelo-aaaaa

@camstargone

Here:

A Cursed Birthday

I woke up this morning thinking all was well, and it was just another ordinary day, for me, anyway. But no. I don't even get one birthday of peace. It's always something every year. I mean, last year,  a bunch of rats ate the cake. The year before that, my hamster, Charles,  the magnificent, committed suicide.  And this year, I get sucked into a magical portal. Yay.

It was normal. Nothing happened the entire day, and I was sceptic, to be honest. But no. The one thing that couldn't have happened (due to its... well. Impossibleness) just had to happen. Thanks a lot, God. I swear I'm cursed or something.

It was around 8 pm by the time I finally let my guard down about my evil-birthday curse. I was walking my amazing dog, Ruby. She is this adorable black and white pitbull that puts any and all other dogs to shame. So naturally, I was showing her off... at 8pm, in winter. In my defence, I'm definitely not the smartest person I know. I mean, what lunatic would be out at 8 pm in winter, in the UK? Besides me, of course.

I was walking through the nearby park, like I usually do. But this time, something had caught my eye. The park was empty except for me and Ruby, but there was an object emitting some sort of blinding light. The kind that if you were to look at it for more than a few seconds, then when you would finally look away, you would have little dots dancing around your vision. When I picked it up, which I kind of see was a bad idea, it was like holding fire. I dropped the glowing thing, and Ruby started to bark at it, the burning feeling still prickling my hand. Then, right where the object had dropped, some sort of vortex had started to open, sucking me in. The last thing I remembered after that was falling.

Thankfully, the forest that I fell into had some pretty tall trees that cushioned my fall (not really). I angelicaly landed (crashed) onto the ground.'Ow! Damn it, who put trees here?' I yelled because it really really hurt. My body made this cracking sound, and my leg had bent in a super unnatural way. There was bone and a lot of blood. A lot. I blacked out (I don't know why, though)

When I woke up, I was on a bed in a sort of cabin-like room. There were 2 green sofas against the walls facing each other, with a little coffee table in the middle and a kitchen, in which I was in the middle of on a table, not a bed, which was probably why my back hurt like hell. There were two people in the kitchen, one baking some sort of bread and the other washing some dishes.

'Ow.' I winced as I tried sitting up. Pain shooted to my leg. 'Oh! You're awake.' Both people had turned around and were now looking at me. 'Your leg was pretty badly hurt. How did you manage to do that?' The girl said, looking at me with disapproval. She had long, blonde hair that looked so straight she wouldn't have to brush it for days, and it would still have zero knots in. Her green eyes seemed to dance like a flame. She wore a lovely white dress dotted with purple flowers and all sorts of jewellery. 'What?' I questioned, still not entirely sure of what was happening.

'I found you out in the forest. You were unconscious and badly hurt, so I took you and brought you here. We had to do something about your leg, though. Sorry.' She said, which confused me until I looked down.

'AHH!' I screamed. 'Calm down, it's not that big of a deal.' The man, a strong, muscular dude with dark skin adorned with freckles that looked to be in about his forties. 'Not that big of a deal!? My leg is gone!' I yelled. 'Where did it go? I had my leg this morning.' 'Now you dont.' He replied with a proud looking smile.

'Now I- where is my leg!' I demanded. I mean, who just takes people's legs off without asking? 'I told you we should have asked, dad.' The girl said to the man. 'Exactly! Thank you!' I said. 'You guys can't just take my leg!' I yelled, directing the words at the man. 'I'm Jericho, I prefer Eric though, since you didn't even ask before you chopped my leg off!' I said (cool name, I know). 'I'm Ariel, this is my dad, Sebastian.' She said. 'Well, Ariel, lovely to meet you.' I said, shaking her hand.

'I can make you a new leg, Jericho. No need to be a baby, now, is there?' He said with a grin on his face. Rude. Before I could say an awesome comeback, he started measuring my right leg (which was still there). After a while, he walked away to go make my new leg, letting me talk with Ariel. You could tell she was one of those really pretty girls who didn't try to be pretty.

'Soo... where is this because the last thing I remember is falling out of the sky.' I said, looking at her expectingly. 'This is Emaia. Also, what did you mean "falling out of the sky?"' She questioned, looking confused and tilting her head to the side. 'Well, I was just walking my dog, Ruby, and I kinda just fell, and there was this glow-y thing and- My dog! Ruby!' I yelled, standing up from my position on the sofa, forgetting about my leg and immediately falling to the floor. 'Ow.'

I'd forgotten all about Ruby! Did she fall through with me? Is she safe? A million things were going through my head, and I didn't even notice I was hyperventilating until Ariel's dad, Sebastian, had started to shake me lightly. I had managed to tuck myself into a weird looking ball against the couch because my left leg was, well, not there. After a long, long time of uneven breathing and being told everything would be okay, I finally was able to slow my breathing. 'Sorry.' I said. I mean, I just wasted these nice (ish) people's time. 'It's alright, love,' He said in the same soothing voice he had been using for the past 10ish minutes.'Ariel had been trying to calm you down for a while by the time I came back in here because I found you a leg that would match.

He went and got me the leg, and after him showing me take it on and off, he let me look in a mirror. Well... I looked like I had just fallen out of the sky. My dark hair was more matted than usual with a few leaves sticking out, a few cuts that would easily heal on my head from falling through branches, my new leg which was made out of a amazing-looking black metal and my clothes were covered in blood. While I was checking myself out, Ariel had explained what had happened before Seb had gotten there.

'Yeah, we are probably gonna have to find you some new clothes.' He said, patting me on the shoulder. "For now, you'll just have to borrow some of mine.' He said, Ariel going upstairs and grabbing me a pair of clothes that were 1000% too big. Man, he is bulky. The outfit looked like it came directly out of the 1900s, but still, I looked at amazing as always.

The prosthetic was really weird getting used to, but after three days, I was good enough not to trip every five seconds. I didn't want to wait any longer because I didn't want Ruby to be out there any longer. In my time staying, it wasn't that hard to figure out that I was nowhere near home. These guys didn't even know what Sonic the Hedgehog was!

Me and Ariel left to go look in the forest around where she found me, and Seb had to stay because he runs a bakery! (Who would've thought.) We left at 7, after having the best food I have ever eaten, except for the cake at my aunt Jessie's funeral. That was some good cake.

[melancholic-academia]

Sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

[petalsinfall]

Sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

[bisexualcarriefisher]

when freddie mercury sang “mama I don’t want to die, sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” and elena tonra sang “sometimes I wish I stayed inside my mother, never to come out” and when lana del rey sang “your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead” and “sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal, hate to say the word but baby hand on the bible I do” and when marina diamandis sang “wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible, feeling super super super suicidal”

[qofdisaster1111]

sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal🎀

[adeadgirl]

sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

[d1or4ngelic]

𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ────୨ৎ────

[sullengirl33]

sitting on the sofa, feeling super suicidal

[kal0psine]

sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

[fawnbbyxoxo]

Sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal

I hate to say

the word but hand on the bible

I do feel like its you the one who's

bringing me down...

[floridakilo]

sitting on the sofa feeling super suicidal hate to say the word but baby hand on the bible i do feel like its you the one whos bringing me down…thought that we were cool and we were kicking it like tribe called quest you the best but baby you been bringing me down…

[william-solace-aaaaa]

Chapter 1: A Cursed Birthday

I woke up this morning thinking all was well, and it was just another ordinary day, for me, anyway. But no. I don't even get one birthday of peace. It's always something every year. I mean, last year, a bunch of rats ate the cake. The year before that, my hamster, Charle, the magnificent, committed suicide. And this year, my 15th birthday, I get sucked into a magical portal. Yay.

It was normal. Nothing happened the entire day, and to be honest, I was sceptic. But no. The one thing that couldn't have happened (due to its... well. Impossibleness) just had to happen. Thanks a lot, God. I swear I'm cursed or something.

It was around 8 pm by the time I finally let my guard down about my evil-birthday curse. I was walking my amazing dog, Ruby. She is this adorable black and white pitbull that puts any and all other dogs to shame. So naturally, I was showing her off... at 8pm, in winter. In my defence, I'm definitely not the smartest person I know. I mean, what lunatic would be out at 8 pm in winter, in the UK? Besides me, of course.

I was walking through the nearby park, like I usually do. But this time, something had caught my eye. The park was empty except for me and Ruby, but there was an object emitting some sort of light. The kind that if you were to look at it for more than a few seconds, then when you would finally look away, you would have little dots dancing around your vision. When I picked it up, which I kind of see was a bad idea, it was like holding fire. I dropped the glowing thing, and Ruby started to bark at it, the burning feeling still prickling my hand. Then, right where the object had dropped, some sort of vortex had started to open, sucking me in. The last thing I remembered after that was falling.

Thankfully, the forest that I fell into had some pretty tall trees that cushioned my fall (not really). I angelicaly landed (crashed) onto the ground.'Ow! Dang it, who put trees here?' I yelled because it really, really hurt. My body made this cracking sound, and my leg had bent in a super unnatural way. There was bone and a lot of blood. A lot. I blacked out (I don't really know why, though)

When I woke up, I was on a bed in a sort of cabin-like room. To my right there were 2 green sofas against the walls facing each other, with a little coffee table in the middle and a kitchen, in which I was in the middle of on a table, not a bed, which was probably why my back hurt like hell. There were two people in the kitchen, one baking some sort of bread and the other washing some dishes.

'Ow.' I winced as I tried sitting up. Pain shooted to my lower body. 'Oh! You're awake.' Both people had turned around and were now looking at me. 'Your leg was pretty badly hurt. How did you manage to do that?' The girl said, looking at me with disapproval. She had long, blonde hair that looked so straight she wouldn't have to brush it for days, and it would still have zero knots in. Her green eyes seemed to dance like a flame. She wore a lovely white dress dotted with purple flowers and all sorts of jewellery. Her ears pointed in a slightly unnatural way. 'What?' I questioned, still not entirely sure of what was happening.

'I found you out in the forest. You were unconscious and badly hurt, so I took you and brought you here. We had to do something about your leg, though. Sorry.' She said, which confused me until I looked down.

'AHH!' I screamed. 'Calm down, it's not that big of a deal.' The man, a strong, muscular dude with dark skin adorned with freckles that looked to be in about his forties. 'Not that big of a deal!? My leg is gone!' I yelled. 'Where did it go? I had my leg this morning.' 'Now you dont.' He replied with a proud looking smile.

'Now I- where is my leg!' I demanded. I mean, who just takes people's legs off without asking? 'I told you we should have asked, dad.' The girl said to the man. 'Exactly! Thank you!' I said. 'You guys can't just take my leg! 'Not my fault i dont know how to fix bones,' said the guy. I yelled, directing my words at the man. 'I'm Jericho, just call me Eric though, since you didn't even ask for my name before you chopped my leg off!' I said (cool name, I know). 'I'm Ariel, and this is my dad, Sebastian.' She said. 'Well, Ariel, lovely to meet you.' I said, shaking her hand.

'I can get you a new leg, Jericho; I have a bunch. No need to be a baby, now, is there?' He said with a massive grin on his face. Rude. Before I could say an awesome comeback, he started measuring my left leg (which was still there). After a while, he walked away to go get my new leg, letting me talk with Ariel. You could tell she was one of those really pretty girls who didn't try to be pretty. She helped me onto the couch because I tried to stand up, forgetting my recently chopped off body part.

'Soo... where is this because the last thing I remember is falling out of the sky.' I said, looking at her expectingly. 'This is Emaia. Also, what did you mean "falling out of the sky?"' She questioned, looking confused and tilting her head to the side. 'Well, I was just walking my dog, Ruby, and I kinda just fell, and there was this glowy thing and- My dog! Ruby!' I yelled, standing up from my position on the sofa, forgetting about my leg and immediately falling to the floor. 'Ow.'

I'd forgotten all about Ruby! Did she fall through with me? Is she safe? Is she hurt? Did some crazy wacko chop off one of her legs? A million things were going through my head, and I didn't even notice I had started hyperventilating until Ariel's dad, Sebastian, was he? had started to shake me lightly. I had managed to tuck myself into a weird looking ball against the couch because my right leg was, well, obviously not there. After a long, long time of uneven breaths and being told everything would be okay, I finally was able to slow my breathing. 'Sorry.' I said. I mean, I just wasted these nice (ish) people's time. 'It's alright, mate,' He said in the same soothing voice he had been using for the past 10ish minutes. This was incredibly inbarassing. Ariel had been trying to calm you down for a bit before I came back in here because I found you a leg that would match you hight. Your short.' He said, laughing to himself. I'm not that short, I'm 5'5! That's kind of tall.

He went and got me the leg, and after him showing me how to take it on and off, he let me look in a mirror. Well... I looked like I had just fallen out of the sky. My dark hair was more matted than usual with a few leaves sticking out, a few cuts that would easily heal on my head from falling through branches, my new leg which was made out of a amazing-looking black metal that looked super cool, and my clothes, including my favourite blue jumper, were covered in blood. While I was checking myself out, Ariel had explained what had happened before Seb had gotten there.

'Yeah, we are probably gonna have to find you some new clothes.' He said, patting me on the shoulder. "For now, you'll just have to borrow some of mine.' He said, Ariel going upstairs and grabbing me a pair of clothes that were 1000% too big. Man, he is bulky. The outfit looked like it came directly out of Pirates and the Carribian, but still, I looked at amazing as always.

The prosthetic was really weird getting used to, but after three days, I was good enough not to trip every five seconds. I didn't want to wait any longer because I didn't want Ruby to be out there any longer. In my time staying, it wasn't that hard to figure out that I was nowhere near home. These guys didn't even know what Sonic the Hedgehog was!

Me and Ariel left to go look in the forest around where she found me, and Seb had to stay because he runs a bakery! The man had a real sweet tooth, too (Who would've thought.) We left at 7, after having the best food I have ever eaten (except for the cake at my aunt Jessie's funeral. That was some good cake).

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Published 22nd February 2024