#sitter

[one-highfalutin-sonuva-gun]

Newsies: Sitter, Citrus and Smudge

Sitter is a Manhattan Newsie, a brother and a scab.

He wears a tan Newsies cap, a mocha corduroy vest over a rosy brown shirt, and black pants.

He's friends with Listener and Doppleganger.

Sitter holds out for as long as he can, he's on board with the strike during The World Will Know and through Seize the Day,

but turns after Seize the Day reprise (he's sick of hearing that song).

Sitter knows that this is his chance to break free and who knows when the next one will be? So he becomes a scab.

This Brooklyn Newsie looks a lot like Sitter, but it's not him. It's his identical twin brother named Citrus! He dresses in a moth-eaten tangerine shirt under a rust coloured vest. Citrus works for Spot Conlon.

The twins were separated when they were little, Sitter remained in Manhattan with his mother while Citrus was taken to Brooklyn with his father.

If only Citrus had taken a moment to look down, he'd see Sitter. He'd be sad to see Sitter resort to scabbing but happy to reunite with his long lost twin.

The real reason Sitter turns to scabbing is because he's got a promise to keep. Not only does Sitter have a twin brother, he's also got a baby half-brother. His mother remarried and birthed him a half-brother named Smudge, who she left in his care.

Sitter gave her his word that they'd be there to defend one another and begging for bread to survive wasn't enough, so he had to scab.

Sitter got worked over by some Newsies when they found out he had scabbed. Not all Newsies get away with scabbing and rejoining the strike without consequences.

After taking his baby bro out for some fresh air, Sitter drops him off someplace, so he can enjoy the rest of the procession without any distractions. No one said he was a good brother.

[swooninglysteenie]

Stephen wrote to his photographer friend, Cecil Beaton:

"Too beautiful," cried Stephen, as they proceeded to shoot rolls of film, he disavailing himself of his clothes to bare his torso for some more revealing exposures. "I'm nearly crazy at their beauty," he said when his prints came. "I just go on looking at them in a dream of bliss, the mackintosh looks so romantic & the positions are nearly all good, I think... About 7 or 8 are quite perfect, luscious & dazzling & melting & the bare shoulder ones are like sculpture, too beautiful for words! The one that looks down yet sideways takes my breath!" He sketched the shot, half-naked and posed like a Hollywood temptress, to illustrate his point. (quote from "Serious Pleasures" by Philip Hoare) Above is the sketch that Stephen made. I have yet to find this photo of Stephen that matches the art. However, below is a photo of Cecil Beaton in nearly the same pose! I can only assume that this is what Stephen would look like and how Cecil would pose him. I hope it surfaces one day.

[poaterre1]

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[agere-archive]

Babysitter Flag - 5000px x 3000px [Image ID: a rectangular flag with five equally sized horizontal stripes colored top-to-bottom in order of pastel yellow-ish green, pastel yellow, light lavender, medium cyan, and rosy pink. End ID]

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🧸✨ Babysitter flag for those who care for kiddos and critters whether their caregiver is away, they don’t have a caregiver or otherwise (please reblog if you save)! ✨🧸

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[critical-skeptic]

Director of the SPECIALIZED INVESTIGATION TEAM FOR TRAFFICKING, EXPLOITATION, AND RESCUE – Casey Anthony *

In a shocking twist that seems almost tailor-made for a fever-dream news cycle, Casey Anthony has been tapped by the Trump-Musk administration to lead the newly established child protection task force. Promising a “fresh, unconventional approach” to safeguarding children, Anthony declared, “No one understands the intricacies and sensationalism surrounding child safety stories quite like I do. My expertise will bring a new, unfiltered perspective to these operations.”

"This appointment is exactly what this country needs—fresh eyes and, dare I say, the bold flavor of truth," said Papa John Schnatter. "I’m so inspired by Casey Anthony’s leadership that I’m proud to announce the launch of the 'Rescue & Reward Bundle'—a large 'No Conspiracy Combo' pizza with a gallon of Freedom Fizz for just $50. A portion of every sale will allegedly go toward rescued victims, but let’s be real, it’s mostly to keep those other basement pizza parlors from undercutting honest folks like me. It’s what Casey would want."

President Trump hailed the appointment as “tremendously bold,” praising Anthony’s “extensive experience in media narratives” as critical to the team’s mission. Critics, predictably, are aghast. Still, Anthony insists her leadership will shine a light on “what really goes on behind closed doors and overhyped conspiracies,” ensuring every pizza parlor basement is “thoroughly investigated and meticulously reported.”

*Believe it or not, this is totally satirical.

[dimitria-mcrobbie-1984]

DIY Halloween shelt sitter 2x4 craft. How to make Halloween Decor, ghost, pumpkin, Frankenstein trick or treat craft

[nigel-haseldine-1993]

DIY Halloween shelt sitter 2x4 craft. How to make Halloween Decor, ghost, pumpkin, Frankenstein trick or treat craft

[bunny-jpeg]

i have this little thought bouncing around in my head! single father simon. (a drabble)

*shrug*

simon ends up with his daughter winnie after her mother abandons her at his doorstep. he was the father, it was his turn to take care of her. simon could handle warfare, he could handle guns and sweat and metal. he could handle blood and bruises.

but a fussy newborn was a little too much for him.

enter you, it was your summer off from university and you were making extra money by babysitting for parents who couldn't afford weeks of posh summer camps. it was decent work and you were pretty good with them! so being concerned for your neighbour, simon's well being, you offered to watch winnie.

simon very well fell in love with you the moment you took the baby girl into you arms. winnie instantly got settled into your grasp, almost like you were her mother.

"what a lovely baby girl." you cooed, you looked at her with such affection already. you looked at simon and smiled, "she looks too cute to be yours." a playful jab.

you watched winnie while simon was at work. you didn't know what he did for work, but you tried not to ask too many questions. all you knew was that the checks didn't bounce when you cashed them.

but being with winnie for so many days had gossip go through the apartment building. you had a baby with simon? why were you in two separate apartments? where did the lovely newborn sleep? she SHOULD be sleeping with her mother (you).

when you tried to correct them, simon always said, "ah don't worry. we'll be havin' our own place soon enough!" his large hand snaked around your waist.

you just looked down at winnie who was sound asleep in her stroller. she couldn't care less who her mommy and daddy were. it wouldn't be hard to be the mother she'd otherwise be without, right?

that was the angle that simon too.

you'd make the most perfect mrs. riley. you were already taking care of winnie, but also him when he came home. you shouldn't be the nanny, you should be winnie's mama.

"she really loves you." simon remarked when you went with him to the pool.

you were in a one piece swim suit and you were making sure that the baby was out of the sun and had sunscreen on. you didn't want her to get sick or burned.

currently she was resting on your chest while you were in the shade. in your free hand you had a book in it and the other was on winnie's back. you said, "i don't know what you're talking about." as if you hadn't heard the comments from the little old ladies about how sweet you two looked.

"look like a real mama."

you looked to him and raised your eyebrows, "i thought i was the babysitter, mister riley."

simon placed a hand on your thigh then rubbed up and down, "nah."

it didn't take long for you and simon to get intimate. he asked you to stay because winnie had been having trouble sleeping. you two shared a glass of wine and then you found yourself face first into simon's bed. the scent of him filled your head as he fucked you into the comfortable mattress.

he loved the sound of your pussy as he fucked you without much abandon. the thickness on your hips would only grow once he made sure his next child was inside of you. you'd be such a good mama, unlike that previous bitch who left him.

maybe there was a good reason why she left him.

cum clung to the fuzz on your pussy lips and was a bitch to clean in the shower come morning.

he woke you up and said, "she needs her mama. she gettin' fussy, doll." then watched you stumble around to find clothes to wear while you checked on winnie as if the little girl was your own. his hand was wrapped around his cock. he wondered how many more times he could finish in you before you stumbled back to your apartment.

the answer was four.

it wouldn't be easy carrying for a sprouting little baby plus the baby boy you were currently pregnant with. you've put school off for a little while and moved in with simon, your due date was in the middle of the semester. now you were trying to figure out what food was good for a teething winnie while also trying to manage the riley son that was occupying your womb.

you were making dinner for your growing family with a cute little maternity dress of. simon was at the table with winnie. he knew that one day he'd have to tell her that you weren't her actual mama. but you were raising her and her little brother too.

"see there's mama." simon said in that grumbled voice of his, pointing in your direction.

you didn't imagine that you would've ended up as a stay-at-home mother to two children who were than a year apart. but as you felt the shift of your 'second' baby inside of you, you smiled.

you heard winnie make a little noise to get your attention. you checked on the pot of sauce on the stove before you turned away to check on your little girl.

[reichurine]

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[jongrub]

To the woman who raised me and others, when we were little, to giving us warm hugs and sweet memories. I only wish now to return that warmth back. Wishing you good health and happiness in your life, Grandma.

[catfindr]

[brainrotism]

oscar piastri your waist too skinny, your smile too sweet, your vibes too chill, your driving style too cold, THEY WILL KILL YOU!!!!

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: ...

Lilia: Maleficia wants you to wear this from now on.

MC: But he didn't explain to me why.

Grim: Hench-human! We're going to be late!

MC: Hmm... Well, it won't be good for me to defy the Queen.

MC: I'll just wear it then like Lilia said.

Jamil: What's with the headdress?

MC: Ah, Queen Maleficia has asked me to wear this.

Jamil: Really?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: *smirks*

MC: Why are you smirking?

Jamil: I'm guessing you don't know the significance of that headdress.

MC: Lilia didn't tell me what it was for.

Jamil: And that's for the better.

MC: ...

The baby dragon: *has been staring at them with fondness*

The baby dragon: Krrr! KKKRRRR!

MC: What's with you today?

The baby dragon: Krrr!

MC: Ah, I see. You noticed my headdress.

MC: You think I look good?

The baby dragon: Krrrr!

MC: *chuckles*

Malleus: *appears behind them* You seem to be enjoying yourself with your companion, child of man.

MC: *turns to look at him* Oh. *smiles* It's been a while, Mal.

Malleus: ...

MC: Hm? Is there something wrong? Why do you look surprised?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *smiles* Please give me a moment. *disappears*

MC: ?

Malleus: *comes back with a ring*

MC: ...

The baby dragon: KRRRRRRR!!!!!

[todays-xkcd]

Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.

de Sitter [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A large note is taped to a closed door, which has a doorknob with a keyhole on it. The note reads:]

20th century Dutch physicist Willem de Sitter is not welcome here

[Caption below the panel:] My house is an anti-de Sitter space.

[ganglystem]

Why are they sitting like that