#sister shit

[lazyasriel]

I’ve been picking my little sister up from school recently and don’t 100% know how to talk to a 13 year old. So far I have:

1. Ranted about the development of the vampire diaries and the differences between the books and tv show

2. Sung most of the Hamilton sound track with her

3. Played her the first few episodes of the Magnus archives

4. Played her 3 of the mechanisms albums

We also got coffee bc I’m not afraid to bribe her for love

I’m excited for the future

[wyn-n-tonic]

Pls she’s so sick of me.

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

[h-solangelo]

just heard my sister sneeze downstairs and yelled ‘bless you’ from upstairs

[gnashingteethandgums]

I am angry i am angry i am angry!!!!!!

I TOLD HER ALL OF THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND DESPITE SAYING OTHERWISE JUST DID NOT TAKE WHAT I HAD TO SAY SERIOUSLY. I’LL HAVE VERY LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR HER IF SHE ENDS UP HAVING TO SEND THIS DOG BACK TO THE BREEDER BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T HACK IT!!!!!!!

You are the only reason you’re in this mess. I tried so very very hard to get you to understand that you weren’t ready for this puppy. I tried being gentle and I tried being blunt but you’re just too pigheaded to see reason. You have broken almost every promise you made before we moved in together and I genuinely don’t know how much more of this I can take.

[yardsards]

surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???

[bluismie]

Big bro out on a run (งツ)ว

Extra:

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[feelingbat-ty]

Steph: Put something you love in the box.

Dick: Can I put Tim in the box?

Tim: …

Steph: No.

Tim: Wait! You love me?

Dick: Duh, but I want you to fuck off right now, so get in the box.

[zomb13queen]

[fr-3-aksh-0-w]

I told my brother in law he was in baby jail and then he gestures around him to the little outside apartment fenced yard, and said

“Im already in baby jail”

Then I said, looking to his wife.”

“At least you didn’t point at my sister”

[wyn-n-tonic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY may Pedro himself show up at your door

THANK YOU, MY LOVE! I'll settle for Rúben Dias though.

[parsleysaauce]

at last i can share my christmas present for my sister!! ogalvy is her favourite little guy so i thought she deserved a little keyring of him :3 and she loved it so yippee!!!! she’s also the one who got me into drawfee so if you want someone to blame, blame alex xx

here are the high quality images if anyone wants them :-) you’re free do to with them as you wish (with credit ofc)

[theythemmer]

hear me out

(bonus sister philippa)

[gnashingteethandgums]

Seriously what the fuck was the point of getting this puppy if you’re just gonna keep her in her fucking kennel all the time?????

This is what happens when you only focus on getting what you want. Damn the consequences or how it impacts this living creature you’re supposed to be caring for. This puppy annoys the fuck outta me but honestly I feel bad for her. She misbehaves all the time and it is 100% not her fault

[tangents-within-tangents]

Listen I just love these two sm

I love how they are chaos buddies

And yet simultaneously Omega is the only one Echo trusts to be responsible when he's gone

also their little nicknames are you kidding me that's so cute!